SG :: Volume #3 巫妖王的崛起

#976: Legend (Last Part) of air-drying banana

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When all topics surround regarding this banana, then public opinion can say that achieved unprecedented surging upward. For example past Darnassus the peddler business unprecedented irritability of Tyrande temporary palace entrance fruit stall, had the insider and vendor disclosed, the banana stall of Tyrande air-drying purchased from this. 当一切话题围绕这个香蕉环绕的时候,当时的舆论可以说达到了空前的高涨。比如当年达纳苏斯的泰兰德行宫门口水果摊的小贩生意空前的火爆,具知情人和摊主透露,泰兰德身上的风干的香蕉正是由此摊位购买的。 Therefore business nature good serious, so that the vendor personal employed one team of 500 people of goblin air transport groups to transport the banana specially. But the Tyrande temporary palace entrance naturally must have various fans that come, had to purchase the N basket banana, has to be jealous of the banana vendor business to Tyrande professing love the fans, but publicized the banana not to have the cucumber good commerce to Tyrande, in its mumbled: Cucumber! Who uses whom to know! 因此生意自然好的不得了,以致摊主私人雇用了一队500人的地精空运大队专门运送香蕉。而泰兰德行宫门口自然少不了闻讯而来的各类粉丝,有购买了n筐香蕉并向泰兰德示爱的粉丝、有眼红香蕉摊主生意而向泰兰德宣扬香蕉没有黄瓜好的商贩,其口中念念有词:黄瓜！谁用谁知道！ Good in summary, because the banana changed generally ** the thought and personal behavior of player, many tourists and frantic fans also had various spies to rush to Darnassus, what naturally harvested is biggest was that fruit stall boss and Darnassus resident and commerce, for this reason their wallet unprecedented fullness. 好吧综上所述,因为香蕉改变了广大**玩家的思想和个人行为,大量的游客和狂热的粉丝还有各类间谍涌向了达纳苏斯,当然收获最大的要数那个水果摊老板和达纳苏斯的居民和商贩,为此他们的钱包都空前的饱满。 The average per person national gdp rise achieves 4000%. The subsequent historian and economist evaluate its prosperity phase consistently: Governing of banana. 人均国民gdp升幅达到4000%。此后的历史学家、经济学家一致将其繁荣阶段评为:香蕉之治。 ( 500 years later, in the square before Tyrande good imperial city gate is towering a hugeness: Banana shape monument. And was evaluated: Azeroth 10 big miracles, moreover general young, but the elf person of rebel, declared to the outside they believe the banana god, and publicizes the doctrine in front of the banana tablet. Historian, humanistic scientist and masculine rights security association joint statement: This symbol that is the elf clan masculine position rises......) (500年后,泰兰德行宫门前的广场上耸立着一座巨大:香蕉状纪念碑。而且被评为:艾泽拉斯十大奇迹、而且广大年轻而叛逆的精灵人,对外宣称他们信仰香蕉神并且在香蕉碑前宣扬教义。历史学家、人文学家、男性权益保障协会联合声明:这个是精灵族男性地位崛起的象征……) Naturally! 当然！ Above news about the air-drying banana, actually all especially is the bullshit! 以上关于风干香蕉的消息,其实全特么是屁话！ Because air-drying banana anything is the crooked history that fabricates, including «the Banana cartoon of afterward Air seasoning», was several egg sore cartoonists acts according to this three vulgar story to talk nonsense, at all was not the official Azeroth history. 因为风干香蕉什么的就是一段杜撰出来的歪史,连后来的《风干的香蕉》漫画,都是几个蛋疼的漫画家根据这个三俗故事自己扯淡出来的,根本不是正式的艾泽拉斯历史。 Because Why! Tyrande ‚the banana of air-drying’ five characters flies into a rage. 为毛泰兰德会因为‘风干的香蕉’五个字勃然大怒。 Duke is one ignorant. 杜克是一懵到底。 Tyrande seems like, with the enormous willpower, suppresses do not manifest suddenly completely forcefully. Even because of losing one's voice of Duke, as if were still just showing that gradually Duke is that bastard who makes her often the dream return to at midnight can dream, but she also lacks a very key evidence. 泰兰德看上去,完全是用极大的意志力,强行压制着自己不要发作。即便因为刚刚杜克的失声,似乎也正在逐步证明杜克就是那个让她每每午夜梦回都会梦见的混蛋,但她还缺乏一个非常关键的证据。 Tyrande on the volcano that this as if will soon erupt, stands erect in Duke and the others the front, she good big time, keeping telling itself to be calm, was certainly calm. 泰兰德就这样仿佛一座即将喷发的火山,矗立在杜克等人的面前,她好了好大的工夫,不停告诉自己要冷静,一定要冷静。 Some little time, the chest of intense fluctuating was tranquil. 好一会儿,激烈起伏的胸脯才平静了下来。 Feeling behind that obviously is being the hostility in the maid eye of heroic step rogue not mincing, has a look at two again already momentarily the queen who prepares to act, looks at still a little ignorant Duke, Tyrande suddenly discovered, oneself seems like, made a fuss over a trifling matter. 感受着身后那个明显是英雄阶盗贼的女仆眼里毫不掩饰的敌意,再看看两位已经随时准备出手的女王,又瞧了瞧依然有点懵的杜克,泰兰德忽然发现,自己似乎,小题大做了。 Tyrande was annoyed Tyrande! Tyrande! How Duke Marcus has the suspicion again, even if he were known as that resigned the position of command, he is still grand duke of kingdom, is still the helmsman of that incomparably powerful alliance. How I possibly for this secret private affair, tear up the facial skin with Duke. 泰兰德懊恼起来了泰兰德啊！泰兰德！杜克*马库斯再怎么有嫌疑,哪怕他号称辞退了统帅之位,他依然是一个王国的大公爵,依然是那个无比强大的联盟的掌舵人。我怎可能为这件隐秘的私事,跟杜克扯破脸皮。 The whole body trembles suddenly, she a little does not dare to imagine, if the night elf clan offends the alliance and Horde simultaneously, how will have a consequence. 霍然浑身一颤,她有点不敢想象,若是暗夜精灵族同时开罪联盟和部落,会有怎样一个后果。 Tyrande quickly grasps the meaning of something, the imposing manner also extinguished, she a little sits down dejected again. 泰兰德一个激灵,气势也消弭了,她有点颓然地再次坐下。 „Sorry, please forgive my crudeness and extreme behavior, because related to a significant private affair that relates to my reputation/honorary, therefore I hope that can your excellency meet with Marcus alone......” “抱歉,请原谅我的鲁莽和过激的行为,因为涉及到一件关系到我名誉的重大私事,所以我希望能跟马库斯阁下单独会晤……” „Is impossible!” Sylvanas withstood/top categorically. “不可能！”希女王斩钉截铁地顶了回去。 „You, when the people of our alliance are the fool or the blind person? Do not tell me, you had not moved a moment ago have killed intent!” Jaina is the cold noddles including the ghost, directly holding to put on the final level concealing gauze. “你当我们联盟之人都是傻子还是瞎子？你千万别告诉我,你刚才没动过杀意！”吉安娜更是冷面含煞,直接把最后一层掩饰的纱布给捅穿。 even/including always treats people smooth Jaina loudly to respond, it can be imagined murderous aura of Tyrande had how exciting two queens. 连一向待人圆滑的吉安娜都如此大反应,可想而知泰兰德的杀气有多么刺激两位女王了。 „Again solemn apology.” Tyrande considered, fishes out two scrolls: „Here is my unique war technique 【Assault Aura】 The scroll, as well as can trace the antiquity period, arcanist personally written letter from upper-level elf. Hopes this can smooth me to be impolite slightly a moment ago to the anxiety and confusion that you create.” “再次郑重道歉。”泰兰德斟酌了一下,摸出两份卷轴:“这里是我特有战技【强击光环】的卷轴,以及一份可以追溯到上古时期,来自上层精灵的奥术师手札。希望这能稍微抚平一下我刚才无礼对你们造成的不安与困惑。” 【Assault Aura】 Absolutely is the good thing, with Tyrande has fought side-by-side Sylvanas, personally experiences that striking power increase about 30% is how sharp. 【强击光环】绝对是好东西,跟泰兰德并肩作战过的希尔瓦娜斯,亲身体验过那种攻击力增幅将近30%是多么犀利。 As for the magic personally written letter, this is more serious. 至于魔法手札,这更不得了。 magic is earliest is Malygos is Blue Dragon of head is in sole possession , after disseminating, plays magic most mindful and most ancient OP mage is the upper elf. 魔法最早是玛里苟斯为首的蓝龙独有,传播开去之后,玩魔法最顺溜且最古老的法爷就是上层精灵。 Attention! Is more than 10,000 years ago headed by Queen Azshara upper-level elf. 注意！是一万多年以前以艾萨拉女王为首的上层精灵。 But after travelling to the east The Great Sea, goes to the Lordaeron mainland, has truncated one time, to change name is the high elf elf. 而东渡无尽之海后来到洛丹伦大陆的,是已经削过一次、改名为高等精灵的精灵了。 Sylvanas and Jaina knit the brows Tyrande is not absolutely normal, this not mature approach, possibly was not one led the night elf over ten thousand years of veteran leader proper performance. 希尔瓦娜斯和吉安娜皱眉了泰兰德绝对不正常,这种不成熟的做法,不可能是一个领导了暗夜精灵上万年的老牌领导人应有的表现。 The gift no doubt is early morning arranges, biggest possibly was actually used to give a present to increase the private relationship with opposite party leader, now actually becomes the remedial measure. 礼物固然是一早备好的,最大的可能却是本来用来送礼增加跟对方首领的私人关系的,现在却成了补救措施。 The only explanation is, this private affair to Tyrande has a great influence, to let the situation that Tyrande loses control of sufficiently. 唯一的解释是,这件私事对泰兰德的影响非常非常大,大到足以让泰兰德失控的地步。 Two queens look at each other one, by the Sylvanas opens the mouth: „We accept your apology gift discretely temporarily, but we are the Duke companions, we did not think that Duke had anything absolutely to us to say. You let others the request that withdrew, we are unable to accept.” 两位女王对视一眼,由希女王开口:“我们谨慎地暂时接受你的道歉礼物,但我们是杜克的伴侣,我们不觉得杜克有什么事绝对不可以对我们说。你让其余人等退避的要求,我们无法接受。” Simply put, you lay cards on the table, otherwise we rather choose do not accept the gift. Moreover regards your condition, decision then we and even entire alliances to your attitude. 言下之意,你还是摊牌吧,否则我们宁可选择不接受礼物。而且视你的状况,决定接下来我们乃至整个联盟对你的态度。 This actually also compels in Tyrande the dead end. 这其实也是把泰兰德逼到绝路上。 Is the personal grudge is important, is the night elf fate is important, she must make choices. 到底是私人恩怨重要,还是暗夜精灵的前途命运重要,她必须做个取舍了。 Deep breath three, Tyrande forces itself to calm down, to nip the lip layer on layer/heavily gently: „This indeed is the private affair, but is important to me, please...... must answer my issue as far as possible sincerely, because this is super major problems that puzzled my innumerable years.” 重重地深呼吸三口,泰兰德强迫自己冷静下来,轻轻咬着唇:“这的确是私事,不过对我非常非常重要,请尽量……务必真诚地回答我的问题,因为这是一个困扰了我无数年月的超级大问题。” Duke switches over the normal state, sits straight: „You asked that does not involve the alliance to be secret, I do not mind the honest reply.” 杜克切换回正常状态,端正地坐着:“你问吧,不涉及联盟机密,我不介意坦诚回答。” „You...... this year's how many years? Are you pure human?” Tyrande shivers was asking. “你……今年多少岁？你是纯正的人类吗？”泰兰德颤抖着问。 Ha!? 哈！？ The Tyrande issue lets Duke and both queens cannot feel the mind. 泰兰德的问题让杜克和两位女王都摸不着头脑。 Duke replied truthfully: „29-year-old human, right! I should not be person of mixed blood anything.” 杜克还是如实回答:“29岁的人类,没错！我应该不是混血儿什么的。” Un, before passing through the age does not calculate. Although also misses for a year to 30, still has not stepped into uncle's domain reluctantly! 嗯,穿越前的年龄不算。虽然还差一年到三十,依然勉强还没踏入大叔的领域！ Tyrande as if relaxes secretly: „The life span of human, seems short, right?” 泰兰德似乎偷偷松了口气:“人类的寿命,似乎很短,对吧？”
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