Tyrande pledged: „ I pledged that I correct vision will regard your neomorph, new class. 泰兰德发誓:“我发誓我会正确的目光看待你的新形态,新职业。 Renewal quickest and in the final analysis, you to save the world made such sacrifice. I believe that I can definitely understand and understand your situation. ” 更新最快而且说到底,你是为了拯救世界才做出这样的牺牲。我相信我完全可以理解并谅解你的情况。” „Good!” The too big strength has not fluctuated, Duke that in an instant, the previous quarter golden light protects oneself, turned into a human form of blackening suddenly. “好吧！”并没有太大的力量波动,刹那间,前一刻还是金光护身的杜克,突然间变成了一个黑化的人形。 The dark strength is so rich, even becomes the Duke entire body quiet black is illusory. 黑暗的力量是如此浓郁,甚至把杜克整个身体都变得幽黑虚幻起来。 But, originally still said Tyrande well the complexion drastic change. 但,本来说得好好的泰兰德依然脸色剧变。 She one stood, the complexion is pale, the right hand even builds to the short-sword of waist on subconsciously. 她噌一下站了起来,脸色铁青,右手甚至下意识地搭到腰间的短剑上。 A ghost form is quicker than Sylvanas, suppressed the back of the hand of Tyrande like lightning, keeping her from extracting the sheath the short-sword. 没想到,一个幽灵般的身影比希女王更快,闪电般压住了泰兰德的手背,让她根本无法将短剑抽出鞘。 Acts, naturally steps into heroic domain Vanessa. After obtaining an epic equipment addition of big pile of seamount ranks, her movement is quicker, is amazingly quick. 出手的,自然是踏入英雄领域的凡妮莎了。在得到一大堆海山级别的史诗装备加成之后,她的动作更敏捷,更神速。 Tyrande stunned, she cannot think of seemingly prettily, the incomparably docile maid decisively, will really have the so scary skill. 泰兰德一阵愕然,她断然想不到看上去娇滴滴,无比温顺的女仆,竟然会有如此骇人的身手。 The hunters offensive were approached by rogue, naturally will not have what good deed. 猎人被盗贼先手靠近,当然不会有什么好事。 However, lets her panic-stricken object, is Duke. 不过,更让她惊骇的对象,还是杜克。 She apologized in a soft voice: „Sorry, was I am excited! Not because of Marcus your excellency your shape, but is your contour, making me have to recall a very bad recollection.” 她轻声道歉:“抱歉,是我激动了！不是因为马库斯阁下你的形态,而是你的外形,使我不得不回想起一段非常非常糟糕的回忆。” Duke beckons with the hand, Vanessa on drawing back under. 杜克摆摆手,凡妮莎就退下了。 Duke actually notices unfamiliar name of Tyrande in again to his title. 杜克其实留意到泰兰德对他称谓上重新生疏的叫法。 „When Tyrande, we meet for the first time, you as if have very deep prejudice to me. But I look over my since birth memory, that really the first time is I saw night elf, I think that I and my ancestor, should not have what contradiction to be right with night elf. If really has any personal grudge, I hope that we can chat candidly, cannot make the misunderstanding affect the exchanges and cooperation of two big influences.” “泰兰德,我们第一次见面时,你似乎就对我有非常深的成见。但我纵观我有生以来的记忆,那真的是我第一次见到暗夜精灵,我想我和我的先祖,应该都不会跟暗夜精灵有什么矛盾才对。若是真有什么私人恩怨,我希望我们可以开诚布公地谈谈,不能让误会影响到两大势力的交流和合作。” Tyrande deep attracts several, the full chest with deep attracts, but trembles loftily, is only, she once in the limpid incomparable vision, still seems to have came from the antiquity the resentfulness and puzzled. 泰兰德深唿吸几口,饱满的胸膛随着深唿吸而巍巍颤颤的,只是,她曾经清澈无比的目光里,依然有着仿佛来自上古的愤懑与纠结。 Hesitant for a long time, she sits, after tranquil oneself, is puts out one eventually by the thing that Arcane Power wraps. 犹豫了好久,她坐下来,平静了自己之后,终究是拿出一件被神秘力量包裹住的东西。 That is one exceptionally withered...... banana. 那是一条异常干瘪的……香蕉。 Sylvanas and Jaina cannot comprehend, Tyrande causes such a to throw broken banana in the trash can do. 希女王和吉安娜搞不懂,泰兰德弄出这么一根应该丢垃圾桶里的破香蕉来干什么。 Duke lost one's voice to call: „The banana of air-drying!?” 偏偏杜克失声叫了出来:“风干的香蕉！？” In the world has a type of thing to call ‚to do’! 世上有样东西叫‘作死’！ Does not do, does not die! 不作,不死！ Why! Duke must do. 为毛杜克偏偏要作死。 Was less than a half second, Tyrande lets Duke and two queens realized well anything is called the wind and cloud to change color. 不到半秒钟,泰兰德让杜克和两位女王好好体会了一下什么叫做风云为之变色。 Tyrande one stood, the god who in her both eyes blooms light/only so shames gets angry, making two queens not doubt, if here is not Jaina mage tower, said that non- fate minute of Tyrande must enlarge incurs 【Meteor shower】 Also or is 【Starfall】, Kills the Duke bang to the dregs directly. 泰兰德唰一下站了起来,她的双目里绽放的神光是如此羞怒,让两位女王毫不怀疑,如果这里不是吉安娜的法师塔,说不定分分钟泰兰德就要放大招【流星雨】又或者是【星辰坠落】,直接把杜克轰杀至渣。 Tyrande is such excitement, can hear her silver tooth to nip in the silent room unexpectedly clearly giggle makes noise. 泰兰德是如此之激动,在寂静的房间里居然能清晰听到她一口银牙咬得咯咯作响。 Tyrande rage is so the explosive table, in the room everyone can see Tyrande to get hold of the fist clearly. Her whole body muscle is so tight, even can see her to expose on the sliding tender flesh in air, each muscle because of tying tight, but the ballooning gets up. 泰兰德的怒气是如此爆表,房间里每一个人都能清晰看到泰兰德握紧了拳头。她的全身肌肉是如此紧绷,甚至能看到她暴露在空气中的滑嫩肌肤上,每一条肌肉因为紧绷而鼓胀起来。 Beautifully curved musculus biceps brachii, clear abdominal muscles as well as merpeople line between chest armor and waistband, lower part of the body tight exquisite, but will not attack the field of vision muscle line, looked Duke is mouth-watering , no, is frightens mouth-wateringly. 线条优美的肱二头肌,在胸甲和腰带之间清晰的腹肌以及人鱼线,下身紧绷的优美而不会冲击视界肌肉线条,看的杜克流口水,哦,不,是吓得流口水。 At this moment, Duke is dumbfounded. 这一刻,杜克是懵逼的。 He cannot comprehend completely, Why! only exists before crossing over three vulgar jokes in player, will make Tyrande excited, even excited enough to wants to kill his Duke this situation. 他完全搞不懂,为毛一个只存在于穿越前玩家里的三俗笑话,会让泰兰德如此激动,甚至激动到想杀了他杜克这个地步。 Back then before passing through, why did Duke also ask to play the game many times? 想当年穿越前,杜克也问过自己好多次为什么要玩游戏？ Answer only two. 答案无外乎两个。 First, fun. 一是好玩。 Second, really bored needs to kill the time. 二是真特么无聊才需要打发时间。 Therefore made the person egg hurt the chrysanthemum tight method to be developed variously. 于是各种各样令人蛋疼菊紧的玩法被开发出来。 Still remembers that in the past Duke borrowed rogue, dares to touch to situated in Arathi Highlands, belongs to Hammerfall of Horde domain. In there, Duke bumped into one to make orc of bandage Grandmaster level character. 犹记得当年杜克借了一个盗贼号,就敢摸到位于阿拉希高地,属于部落地盘的落锤镇。在那里,杜克碰到了一个正在做绷带大师级人物的兽人。 In the past made the bandage Grandmaster duty to be painful, made a mistake incautiously, that wanted the gravity head to come, compelled painstakingly. 当年做绷带大师任务可是非常痛苦的,一不小心失误,那就要重头来过,非常苦逼。 Duke as honest and dependable young my dear, has rescued many np while that lovable orc player, when will soon complete the task, comes up directly the sneak attack. Is others directly, but also lets that fellow duty failure, must be heavy. 身为诚实可靠小郎君的杜克,就趁着那可爱的兽人玩家已经救了好多个np,即将完成任务之际,直接上去偷袭。直接做掉人家,还让那家伙任务失败,必须重来。 After dozen minutes, Duke special came one time...... 十几分钟后,杜克又特么来了一次…… Then that pitiful Horde player also operated a new trumpet to come Ironforge specially, brushed the screen to scold taking advantage to Duke that pitiful creature „lacking virtue, did not have a child p eye anything”. 回头那个可怜的部落玩家还专门开了个新小号来铁炉堡,刷屏骂了借号给杜克的那个可怜虫“缺德,生孩子没p眼什么的”。 Oh! Now recalls, special is the youth! 唉！现在回想起来,都特么是青春啊！ However, this reflects, in the past Horde and rogue players of alliance both sides went to the opposite party domain to make ‚friendly exchange’ how frequent. 不过呢,这反映出,当年部落与联盟双方的盗贼玩家去对方地盘上做‘友好交流’是多么的频繁。 ‚The banana of air-drying’ event, what vaguely, and is clever area Horde very profits at the expense of the state to steal the thing on various lord city leaders who goes to various alliance lord cities to stroll while convenient. ‘风干的香蕉’事件,依稀记的是贼区一个部落贼去联盟各主城闲逛的并且顺便在各主城首领身上揩油偷东西。 The unlocking of rogue must practice with the valuable box that various types steal, most has the sense of achievement. 要知道,盗贼的开锁是必须用各种偷来的宝箱去练,才最有成就感。 When this rogue in the Darnassus strolling time, passed by side Tyrande time, in profiting at the expense of the state on Tyrande fished out a banana of air-drying. 当这个盗贼在达纳苏斯闲逛时候,路过泰兰德身边的时候,在揩油过的泰兰德身上摸出了一个风干的香蕉。 On leader boss has various types to fall, this is how normal normal! 领袖boss身上有各种掉落,这是多么的正常啊正常！ The issue came, when Tyrande is a female, moreover she has numerous fans. 问题来了,当泰兰德是位女性,而且她拥有众多的粉丝。 Tyrande as from 2007 until 2017, has reached the general male warcraft player best yy object first ten, even if still appears and disappears ten years later in various types 18 with the person cartoon, may be called the model worker in Lich King world! 泰兰德作为从2007年直到2017年,一直荣登广大男性魔兽玩家最佳yy对象前十,哪怕在十年后依然出没于各种18同人漫画里,堪称污妖王世界的劳模！ Holds in this Aura in addition, all becomes because of this banana subtle. 在这个光环加持下,所有的一切因这个香蕉变得微妙起来。 This banana has been collected now by the World of Azeroth museum, and evaluates in 2007: o ten big most influential items! 这个香蕉现在已经被艾泽拉斯世界博物馆收藏起来,并且在2007年评为:o十大最具影响力的道具！ Or tool...... 或者说工具…… Although this Du wants to convince the banana actually merely is a fruit, after all he in the past in high school, but explained S to a specially clear stupid younger sister seriously. m is superman, is the superman meaning, causing the younger sister stupidly to tell others, I also liked S. m, matter was noisy...... 虽然杜某人很想说服自己香蕉其实仅仅是一种水果,毕竟他当年在高中,可是一本正经地对一个特别清蠢的妹子解释s。m就是superman,是超人的意思,导致妹子傻乎乎地跟人家说,我也喜欢s。m,事情闹大了…… Good...... pulled far, Duke said in any case the banana was only the fruit, was flown by a people palm of the hand racket.( To be continued.) 好吧……扯远了,反正杜克说香蕉只是水果,被众人一巴掌拍飞了。(未完待续。)