Duke...... is very uncomfortable. 杜克……很难受。 His whole body is supporting. 他全身都是撑着。 That ruined feeling just like forcing an average person who likes the vegetarian diet attended the competitive eating competition, swallows 100 hot dog obstinately. 那种糟透的感觉宛如强迫一个喜好素食的普通人去参加大胃王比赛,愣是一口气吞下100只热狗。 What is worse, but also especially is the hot dog that rots expired. 更糟的是,还特么是过期腐坏的热狗。 The dark strength non-stop tearing the Duke soul, they use all kinds of languages, all kinds of scenes are seducing Duke. 黑暗力量不停撕扯着杜克的灵魂,他们用各种各样的语言,各种各样的场景诱惑着杜克。 Destruction! 破坏吧！ Destruction! 毁灭吧！ Destroys all that you cannot get used to seeing! 摧毁你看不惯的一切！ Holds! 占有吧！ Captures! 夺取吧！ Wrests away all things that you most like! 霸占你最喜欢的所有东西！ The innumerable thoughts are attacking the Duke soul. 无数个念头冲击着杜克的灵魂。 Forces Duke to divulge time and time again, releases the negativity of innermost soul. 强迫着杜克一次又一次去宣泄,去释放自己灵魂深处的负面情绪。 Normal, if Duke is ordinary Azeroth indigenous people, only if he is Uther such disciple, otherwise he should degenerate early. 正常来说,若杜克是一个普普通通的艾泽拉斯原住民,除非他是乌瑟尔那样的圣徒,否则他早该堕落了。 Because the terrifying curse evil thought forces Duke to destroy 100 world, 1000 castles, wrest away 10,000 beautiful women. 因为恐怖的诅咒恶念强迫杜克要毁灭一百个世界,一千座城堡,霸占一万个美女。 Luckily, transmigrator has the way of transmigrator relief pressure. 幸好,穿越者有穿越者释放压力的方式。 An entire Azeroth alone virtual space. 一个全艾泽拉斯独一份的虚拟空间。 „hahaha! My world I take responsibility!” Duke is laughing created 100 world in «SimCity», then oneself call Scourge, or the flooding, either burnt down, destroyed 100 world. “哈哈哈！我的世界我做主！”杜克大笑着在《模拟城市》中创造了一百个世界,然后自己唤来天灾,要么水淹,要么火烧,毁灭了一百个世界。 „Trivial castle, destroys Duke to laugh wildly under my oppression of the people”, in confiscates family's property in «Conan Exiles» recklessly, 1000 castle destructions that the foreigner constructs laboriously completely. “区区城堡,在我的铁蹄下毁灭吧”杜克狂笑着,在《柯南流放者》里面肆意地抄家,把老外辛辛苦苦建起来的一千座城堡毁灭殆尽。 „Teachers! Submits under the Duke divine sword! hahaha!” The Duke villainous smile, the immersion had been reading in the 10 tb action movie wreaks havoc heartily, with fellow teachers to fighting repeatedly. “老师们啊！在杜克神剑下屈服吧！哇哈哈哈哈！”杜克奸笑着,沉浸在曾经阅过的10tb动作片里尽情肆虐,跟各位老师对战了一遍又一遍。 After completing all requests, Duke awoke suddenly! 当完成所有要求后,杜克突然醒了！ The head, sinks very much. 脑袋,很沉。 The eyelid, is very heavy. 眼皮,很重。 Even so, Duke felt own both hands to be gripped tightly by pair of warm soft white hands respectively. 即便如此,杜克还是感受到了自己的双手各被一对温暖柔软的玉手紧握着。 „Awoke!?” “醒了！？” „Did he really awake?” “他真的醒了？” „Everyone pays attention, careful!” “大家注意,小心点！” Performs all around is a piece is in chaotic situation. 周遭尽是一片鸡飞狗跳。 Duke opened the eyelid slowly, saw that is beautiful facial features that two tearful eyes dance, then, other anything Turalyon and Thrall and so on passer-by, was all disregarded by Duke. 杜克缓缓地撑开了眼皮,看到是两张泪眼婆娑的绝美面容,然后,其余什么图拉扬、萨尔之类的路人,全被杜克无视了。 „Does! I turned into African Chieftain from European provincial commander unexpectedly.” Duke opens the mouth is complaining that no one understands. “干！我居然从欧洲提督变成非洲酋长了。”杜克一开口就是一句没有谁懂的吐槽。 This type said oneself reduce from the lucky star for self-ridiculing of unlucky ghost, who Duke is also hopeless to understand. 这种说自己从幸运星沦落为倒霉鬼的自嘲,杜克也没指望有谁能懂。 But did not complain comfortably! 但不吐槽不舒服啊！ Why does not know, the speech way of Duke this rare and beautiful flowers, makes nearby several big paladin also relax. 不知为何,杜克这种奇葩的说话方式,却让旁边的几大圣骑士同时松了一口气。 „Holy Light on, Duke, I really admires you. You were corroded this also to maintain the self-awareness by the strength of darkness unexpectedly.” Mograine huge 【Ashbringer】 Puts on hand. “圣光在上,杜克,我真的佩服你。你被黑暗之力侵蚀成这样居然还能保持自我意识。”莫格莱尼把巨大的【灰烬使者】放到手边。 Turalyon intertwines at the same time, his reason told him, must maintain the vigilance. After all likely degenerates is the instantaneous matter, perhaps after degenerating Duke still to retain its slyly, this purely was the paralysis heavy person. 图拉扬则一面纠结,他的理智告诉他,依然要保持警惕。毕竟堕落很可能是瞬间的事,说不定堕落之后的杜克依然保留了其狡猾,这纯粹是麻痹重人。 What is interesting is that besides him, everyone chooses to believe that Duke was, even that side Horde several big shot were long breathe a sigh of relief. 有趣的是,除了他之外,所有人都选择相信杜克是挺了过来,连部落那边的几个大佬都是长长地舒了一口气。 „What? Did Duke awake?” Cairne this goods hear the sound, over 4 meters in height, was obviously huge, climbed up the mage tower topmost level from the staircase unexpectedly brazen-faced and shameless, searched half ox head to keep watching from out of the door obstinately. “什么什么？杜克醒了？”凯恩这货一听到动静,明明身高超过4米,体型庞大,竟然死皮赖脸地从楼梯爬上了法师塔最高层,愣是从门外探进半个牛头看个不停。 „Duke, you are all right!?” The tear glands of two queens were too developed, eye tears like bursting a dike, the tears keep doing. “杜克,你没事吧！？”两位女王的泪腺太发达了,眼泪水就像决堤一样,泪水哗哗地流个不停。 „How to be all right...... waits a bit, I have a look whether self-examination.” Duke sighed, then summoned system spirit: „Yo, system spirit, you have not died snort/hum.” “怎可能没事……稍等,我看看能否自我检查一下。”杜克叹口气,然后召唤系统精灵:“哟,系统精灵,你没死就哼一声。” „Snort!” “哼！” Duke is speechless. 杜克无语。 „, Helping me get the physical exam......” “呃,帮我检查一下身体……” „Host, I checkoff, you situated in have not been able to switch over now 【Shadow shape】.” “宿主,我早就检查完毕了,你现在是处于无法切换的【暗影形态】。” „Ha!? Wait! Wasn't I the curse?” “哈！？等等！我不是中了诅咒吗？” „What if you said before is Archimonde at the point of death, that curse, that should be has extremely high priority and compulsive mind suggested, through wanting you completes degeneration that assigns, causes your mind naturally to twist in disguised form. You use the virtual reality simulation, has completed all compulsive requests. Now according to my appraisal, your psychologically healthy degree is 60%.” “如果你说的是阿克蒙德临死前那个诅咒,那应该是具有极高优先度以及强迫性的心灵暗示,通过要你完成指定的堕落事件,变相导致你的心灵自然扭曲。只是,你用虚拟现实模拟,已经完成了所有的强迫性要求。现在根据我的评估,你的心理健康程度为60%。” „, I lost 40%!” Duke sighed secretly. “啊,原来我损失了40%啊！”杜克偷偷叹气。 „No, Host you, because cursed the psychologically healthy value of losing is only 15%. Raises while convenient, before Azeroth, Host your psychologically healthy index is 55%.” “不,宿主你因为中诅咒损失的心理健康值仅为15%。顺便一提,在来艾泽拉斯之前,宿主你的心理健康指数为55%。” Well! Wait! Probably has anything is not right! 咦！等等！好像有什么不对！ Duke just wants to make system spirit shut up, what a pity late a point. 杜克刚想让系统精灵闭嘴,可惜晚了一点。 „Host before arriving at Azeroth, but takes a test the multi- branches not to pass an examination, almost in big one fails a grade, then fills at heart is being discontented with the present situation, as well as has the psychological subhealthy show year of intense hope to the opposite sex. After arriving at Azeroth, as after the Host social position enhanced as well as obtained the opposite sex concern . Host your psychologically healthy value high point is 80%, makes war before today is 75%.” “宿主在来到艾泽拉斯之前,只是一个考试多科不及格,差点在大一就留级,然后心里充满着对现状不满,以及对异性有着强烈渴望的心理亚健康骚年。在来到艾泽拉斯之后,随着宿主的社会地位提高以及得到了异性的关爱之后。宿主你的心理健康值最高峰为80%,在今天开战前是75%。” „Dirt and mud! Shut up!” The Duke face was black. “泥垢了！闭嘴！”杜克脸都黑了。 Good, his present whole body is black, cannot look. 好吧,他现在全身都是黑的,看不出来。 system spirit cleverly was very silent. 系统精灵很乖巧地沉默了。 Some little time, Duke said: „Told me possibly solution.” 好一会,杜克才说道:“把可能解决的办法告诉我。” Next flickers, the consciousness of Duke returns to the reality. 下一瞬,杜克的意识回到现实。 Duke opens the mouth slowly: „My Saint sword?” 杜克缓缓开口:“我的圣剑呢？” „Here!” Vanessa offers that slender slender Saint sword hastily. “这里！”凡妮莎连忙奉上那把修长纤细的圣剑。 Duke looks at this once not the well-known Saint sword, suddenly is speechless. Does not know Why!, has one in Azeroth most divine tools tall, looks like the personal name very much the name, for example anything 【Warglaive of Azzinoth】, What 【Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian】. 杜克看着这把曾经不知名的圣剑,突然无语起来。不知为毛,在艾泽拉斯大多数神器都有着一个颀长的,很像人名的名字,比如什么【埃辛诺斯双刃】,什么【埃提耶什，守护者的传说之杖】。 He continuously in worried, why doesn't own divine tool long sword on have the name especially? 他一直在苦恼,为什么自己的神器长剑就特么没名字呢？ Afterward knows, originally the divine tool must awaken own real name. 后来才知道,原来神器也必须觉醒自己的真名。 According to the view of system spirit, that is when you combine with the will of divine tool truly, in your mind the clearest that image, that name, will become the name of new student/life divine tool automatically. 按照系统精灵的说法,那就是当你真正跟神器的意志合二为一时,你脑海中最真切的那个形象,那个名字,就会自动成为新生神器的名字。 Finally, gets rid of Acher that flickers, sells the sword single-handedly, what Duke of hand made stick thinks is what? 结果呢,干掉阿克的那一瞬,一手贩剑,一手制杖的杜克想到的是什么？ Once, in epic level fantasy movie «magic Abstention», there is mage that such a roared flamboyant, his fart magic, the talent only will not select a luminous technique, other all especially were 【Double holds】 With 【Wild】 And so on at sixes and sevens talent skill. He is also the left hand holds the stick, the right hand with the sword, sweeps away myriad orc not to bring to gasp for breath. 曾经,在史诗级奇幻电影《魔戒》里,有那么一牛逼哄哄的法师,他屁法术都不会,天赋只点了个光亮术,其它全特么是【双持】和【狂暴】之类乱七八糟的天赋技能。他也是左手持杖,右手拿剑,横扫万千兽人不带喘气的。 Right, he was famous white robe Blade Master Gandalf. 没错,他就是大名鼎鼎的白袍剑圣甘道夫了。 Finally Duke unfortunately, is killing Archimonde that to flicker, remembered is the dry/does tofu venerable. 结果杜克好死不死,在干掉阿克蒙德那一瞬,想起的就是干豆腐老先生。 Good to have an accident, Duke takes up the slender Saint sword, above writes several large characters impressively 好了出事了,杜克拿起修长的圣剑,上面赫然写着几个大字 【Gandalf, white robe Blade Master the sword of legend】 【甘道夫,白袍剑圣的传说之剑】 Duke almost ketchup spits. 杜克差点一口番茄酱吐出来。