system spiritran: „DearHost, do youwantthousand cups without being drunk?”系统精灵跑出来了:“亲爱的宿主,你想千杯不醉吗?”„Nonsense! Whatgoodwayhas? Physical property.”
“废话!有什么好办法吗?物理性的。”„IcanstimulateHostwithin the bodyin view of the sobering upenzymeproliferation of alcohol, makingHostyounot get drunkeasily. CanhighHostyouralcohol capacityincrease5000%, but the priceis the Hostphysical ability......”
“我可以刺激宿主体内针对酒精的解酒酶增生,让宿主你更不容易喝醉。最高可以把宿主你的酒量增幅5000%,不过代价是宿主的体能……”„Let alone, dry/does!”
“别说了,干吧!”Drank like a fish less than threesecondsinKurdran, Dukealsoguthatbigcupdoing.
就在库德兰牛饮完毕不到三秒,杜克也汩汩汩地把那一大杯子给干了。„Come! Whofearswhom!?”Duketurns inside out the bigwine glassdirectly, only thenfewdrop of liquorbubblegets down, drinksup.
“来!谁怕谁!?”杜克直接把大酒杯翻了过来,只有寥寥几滴酒液滴下来,以示喝光。Suddenly, the peoplein an uproar.
一时间,众人哗然。
Is Duke this honorable persondoes not reveal the true nature? Does pureacting recklessly, reveal one's true colorsa while?
到底杜克这是真人不露相?还是纯粹的蛮干,等会儿就原形毕露?MissIllucia Barovhad doubtsto look at the giantcask, as ifbythatliquorfluidseducedfragrantly and mellowly, Illuciabeckoned, naturallyhad the dwarffemale attendantto helpbut actually the liquor.伊露希亚*巴罗夫小姐疑惑地看了看巨大的酒桶,仿佛被那酒液的醇香诱惑了一下,伊露希亚一招手,自然有矮人女侍帮忙倒酒。Illuciadrank a smallmouth, initialfeelsa littlesweet, short after oneminute, the overbearingliquorvigorbloomsfrom the stomach, a heat flowascendsfrom the heartspot, straightfleeingforehead.伊露希亚就喝了一小口,初始觉得有点甜,短短一分钟后,霸道的酒劲就从胃里绽放开,一股热流从心胸部位升腾,直窜脑门。„Day! Whatliquor is this?”Illuciaalmostcannot halt.
“天!这是什么酒?”伊露希亚差点站不住。That side, Kurdransaw that Dukedoes not haveonecupunexpectedlybut actually, Wildhammer Kingisveryuncomfortable, he himselfwas almost choked. Heis deliberately considering: Can your pretty boyalsodrink? Thatinstalledanythingto be undrinkablea moment ago!
那边,库德兰看到杜克居然没一杯倒,蛮锤之王是很不爽的,要知道,他自己都差点被呛到了。他寻思着:你这个小白脸也这么能喝?那刚才装什么不能喝!„Ido not likeyourhumanso manycurvedcurvesay/way, todayIdo not drinkto turnyou, Iam not surnamedWildhammer. Come, wedrink a happiness!”
“我就是不喜欢你们人类这么多弯弯道道,今天我不喝翻你,我就不姓蛮锤。来,我们喝个痛快!”Onebarrel of liquor, even if smallbarreled, littlesaid that 10rises, quickdrankupbyKurdranandDuke.
一桶酒,哪怕是小桶装,少说有十升,很快就被库德兰和杜克喝光了。HereKurdranno doubtis the talentdifferentreported.
这边的库德兰固然是天赋异禀。That sideDukeis also immeasurably deep!
那边的杜克同样是深不可测啊!All aroundonecrowdwithdrinking the fellowleaned this way and thatmostly, onlyremainedseveral‚not dead in battleinliquortable’onfellowa littlebleary eyesis also dim.
周遭一群跟着喝的家伙大多东倒西歪了,仅剩几个没‘战死在酒桌’上的家伙也有点醉眼朦胧。Insomething has been done deliberatelyfields do thattwofellowsswaynotbut actually.
偏生场中间那两个家伙摇摇晃晃就是不倒。„Hey, doesn't the Dukelittle fellow, youfeelusthis wayendless?”Kurdranscratchesonbeardwas moistening the liquorwater, the resultdoes not scratchon the eyebrowcarefully.
“喂,杜克小家伙,你不觉得我们这样下去没完没了吗?”库德兰擦了一把胡子上沾着的酒水,结果不小心擦到眉毛上面。„Un, the Kurdranold man, comes to the pointexciting?”Dukescratched the mouthwith the napkingracefully, then the fingerholds the tip of the nose: „Or? Mixes the liquorto drink?”
“嗯,库德兰老头子,来点更刺激的吧?”杜克优雅地用餐巾擦了擦嘴巴,然后手指捅到鼻尖:“要不?混酒喝?”„Thatisinevitable Stage 2, is far from the stimulation.”Kurdranraises hand: „Brings the model on mymilitary map! Mytreasure.”
“那是必然的第二阶段,谈不上刺激。”库德兰一扬手:“把我军事地图上的模型都拿来!还有我的宝贝。”Quick, bigpile of Gryphon Ridermodelssuspendedon the table.
很快,一大堆狮鹫骑士模型摆到了桌上。„Nowstarting from, eachoneround, Ihave investedsquad8Gryphon Rider., Youmustgivemerelativelymuch10barrels of thistype of liquor.”
“现在开始,每过一轮,我就多投入一个小队八名狮鹫骑士。相对地,你要给我多十桶这种酒。”„Does not have the issue.”
“没问题。”„Idid not have...... saying that from now on, wemix the liquorto drink. Everyoneroundmustdrinkto follow a round of differentliquor. Moreoverweplay the dice.”
“我还没……说完,从现在开始,我们混酒喝。每一轮都必须喝跟上轮不同的酒。而且我们玩骰子。”„Whatdice?”
“什么骰子?”Saw that a dwarfaidebrings a dice of fistsize, Dukecannot help laughing.
看到一个矮人侍从拿来一个拳头大小的骰子,杜克哑然失笑。mother, shouldsay the drunkard in eachworlduses in common?
尼玛,应该说各个世界的酒鬼都通用的吗?Sees onlythatdiceeachsideto write the differentcontents, abovehas‚along withquantity’and‚onecup’and‚twocup’, naturally that most terrifyingwasthat‚tablelastclear’.
只见那个骰子每一面都写着不同的内容,上面有‘随量’、‘一杯’、‘两杯’,当然那,最恐怖的莫过于那个‘桌上清’。Now, on the tableis at least suspending20types of differentliquor......
现在,桌子上至少摆着二十种不同的酒……At that moment, Duke100,000damn the armydashes about wildlyin the heart, the heart that hewants dead has.
那一刻,杜克十万草泥马大军在心中狂奔,他想死的心都有。
The sobering upenzymeincrease5000%, soundmany, ifoneselfarefightsfivedregs, 5000%are50times, 50timesalso250.
解酒酶增幅5000%,听上去很多,若果自己本身是战五渣的话,5000%就是50倍,50倍也就250而已。‚Tablelastclear’canfalltoinsta-killhimabsolutely.
一个‘桌上清’绝对可以把他给秒杀掉了。„Hehe, youcaneachwheelonlydrinkonecup, butdrinksonecuponlyto calculateto suffer no loss of capital. Youmustdrinkmanyonecupdifferent, canthrow the dice. On the dicethrows, is the opponentmustdrink. The opponentsdrink up to startoneselfround.”
“嘿嘿,你可以每轮只喝一杯,但喝一杯只算保本。你必须喝多一杯不同的,才可以投骰子。骰子上投出来,就是对手要喝的。对手喝完才能开始自己的回合。”Whatdoes not wantto know, this momentDukeonlywantsto telephone, hits the magesignallingtoLothar, becauseif the alcoholismhangs, is the injury on job?
什么都不想知道了,此刻杜克只想打个电话,呃,打个法师传信给洛萨,如果因为酒精中毒挂掉,算不算工伤?
The brutaldecisive battlestarted.
残酷的决战开始了。Dukefirstattacks, hisfaceis black, after drinkingtwocups, Kurdranonly‚along withquantity’. ThisshamelessWildhammer Kingtodeceive the liquordrinks, unexpectedlyonlyslightlysippedone.杜克先攻,他脸黑,喝了两杯之后,库德兰只中了一个‘随量’。这个无耻的蛮锤之王为了骗酒喝,居然只小小地呷了一口。
The wasteopportunitywill have the retribution. Kurdran that latterattackshitDukeone‚fivecup’.
浪费机会是会有报应的。后攻的库德兰打了杜克一个‘五杯’。Sees the unfavorable situationDuketo cheatdecisively, makingsystem spiritcontrolownmuscle, lostone‚tablelastclear’to giveKurdranoneruthlessly.
看见势头不对的杜克果断作弊,让系统精灵控制自己的肌肉,丢了一个‘桌上清’给了库德兰一下狠的。However, opens the life that hangsnot to needto explain.
然而,开挂的人生不需要解释。Kurdrandoes not haveunexpectedlybut actually!库德兰居然没有倒!Unexpectedlydid not havebut actually!
居然还没有倒!Afteronliquorheavyone on table , he the unusualmoral behaviorexplodedalsoDukeoneshameless‚tablelastclear’.
在桌子上的酒重上一遍之后,他非常无耻地,非常人品爆炸地还了杜克一个‘桌上清’。Dukewas attacked and sunk...... onbada little......杜克被击沉了……就差那么一点……Looks in the system prompt„youalsoto miss1%alcohol capacitiesto be in a state ofcompletealcoholic intoxication.” The prompt, Dukesupportedobstinately. Continuesto cheat, wasone‚tablelastclear’returns the favor.
看着系统提示里“你还差1%的酒量就陷入完全醉酒状态。”的提示,杜克愣是撑了过来。继续作弊,又是一个‘桌上清’还以颜色。Thistime, liquortablemagicKurdranhad the weaksignfinally. He was almost the strength of putting togethercompletelynursesgaveDukeagain‚onecup’.
这一次,酒桌魔头库德兰终于有不支的迹象了。他几乎是拼尽吃奶的力气再给了杜克‘一杯’。Allianceliquortablecommander in chiefDuke Marcusat this moment, with the most solemn most and stirringexpression, drankunderthisglass of liquor, thendrops downloudly.
此时此刻的联盟酒桌主帅杜克*马库斯,怀着最悲壮的表情,喝了下这杯酒,然后轰然倒下。Victory and defeatalreadydifference?
胜负已分?No!
不!Kurdranincheers of numerousWildhammerdwarf, holds up the wine glasshigh, actuallyhalfdropcould not drink.库德兰在一众蛮锤矮人的欢呼声中,高高举起酒杯,却半滴也喝不下了。At this moment, Kurdrantook possessionbyanything, hesangoneloudlymajesticandbrings the alonesong:
这一刻,库德兰被什么附体似的,他高声唱出一段雄壮而带着孤寂的曲子:„Thisas the bone of liquor!”
“此身为酒之骨!”„Bloodlinesnoteliquor, heartlikewine!”
“血脉注酒,心如酒缸!”„Vertically and horizontally/Able to move unhinderedinnumerableliquorfields, butundefeated.”
“纵横无数酒场而不败。”„Has not been repulsedonetime.”
“未曾一次败退。”„Has not resulted in a friend.”
“未尝得一知己。”„Iam often independentin the summit of spatialcask, is drunkduring the lonelyvictoryalone.”
“吾常独立于空酒桶之巅,独醉于孤独的胜利之中。”„However, stays behindonly has the nihility.”
“然而,留下的只有虚无。”„Thenthisbody, is doomedto livefor the liquor, fightsfor the drinking mate.”
“则此躯,注定为酒而生,为酒友而战。”Sang, in the hand the wine glassfell to the groundloudly: „I announced that from now henceforth, Dukewasmy brother!”Then, liquortableDemon KingKurdran Wildhammer...... drops down......
唱完,手中酒杯轰然落地:“我宣布,从今以后,杜克就是我兄弟了!”说罢,酒桌魔王库德兰*蛮锤……倒下……Exudedsuch as the thundernosesnoring sound.
发出了如雷的鼻鼾声。Unexpectedly, makes no distinction between victory and defeat!?
居然,是不分胜负!?Can a persondrinkto defeatKurdran of opposite partygroupto put togetherto make no distinction between victory and defeatwithhumanyoungmageDukeunexpectedly.
可以一个人拼酒拼掉对方一个团的库德兰居然跟人类年轻的法师杜克拼个不分胜负。Conceivable, the Dukereputationwill spread overentireAerie Peakin one night.
可以想象,杜克的名声会在一夜之间传遍整个鹰巢山。Right, right!
对,没错!Dukecommanded the armyto saveAerie Peak, perhaps the reputation was unable to achievewell-known. ButDukedefeatedKurdranon the liquortable, then the Dukebeing doomedreputationresounds through the entiredwarfworld.杜克率军拯救了鹰巢山,或许名声还无法做到家喻户晓。但杜克在酒桌上拼掉了库德兰,那么杜克注定名声响彻整个矮人世界。
The world outlook of dwarfissuchrare and beautiful flowers, onlyhasmostcanhit, the fellow who mostcandrink, canbecome famous.
矮人的世界观就是这么奇葩,唯有最能打,最能喝的家伙,才能出名。Discovered that the guestandon the masterseatno onecanstandagain. Damage controlarmyin abundancecoming outbattlefield cleanup of both sides, respective‚corpse’picks.
发现来宾和主人席上再没有谁能站着。双方的善后部队纷纷出来打扫战场,把各自的‘尸体’捡回去。Oneseeminglyis the Kurdranwife'sdwarfauntonefalls a strollerKurdran, pushKurdranlikesoonmust the trash.
一个貌似是库德兰老婆的矮人大妈把库德兰一把摔上一辆小推车,像即将要倒垃圾一样把库德兰推走了。Vanessais dragging the leg of this Du, dragging the dead dog the same as drag awayDuke.( To be continued.)凡妮莎则拖着杜某人的腿,拖死狗一样拖走了杜克。(未完待续。)
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