SLLU :: Volume #4 执鞭人

#495 Part 2: CP that I knock cannot BE!


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You thought that was killed? 你觉得是触电身亡? Was the traffic accident killed? 还是车祸被撞死? In brief cannot be falls ill...... she to discover now oneself has the strong ability, can control to control some bodies and others' body. 总之不能是生病……她现在已经发现了自己拥有强大的能力,可以操控掌控一部分身体和别人的身体了。 If by some chance I feign illness, she comes to treat to me with the ability directly, I want dead could not die. 万一我装病,她直接用能力来给我治疗,我想死都死不掉啊。 Therefore...... traffic accident? Receives an electric shock? 所以……车祸?还是触电? Otherwise I throw the coin. ” 要不然我扔硬币吧。” …… Person supposed the avalanche!! “人设崩塌了啊!! Yeah!! 哎!! Training failure!!! 培养失败啊!!! The starry sky empress should be the aloof brutal brutal person supposes is right!! 星空女皇应该是高冷无情残酷的人设才对啊!! Why will she turn into this appearance? 为什么她会变成这个样子? I see today unexpectedly secretly her gives the stray cat to feed food in the courtyard!! 我今天居然看见她偷偷的在院子里给流浪猫喂食物!! She has the affection, likes the small creature so much?! 她这么有爱心,这么喜欢小动物嘛?! Chen Nuo, definitely is you teaches is right! 陈诺,肯定是你教的对不对! Certainly is you! ” 一定是你!” …… Good, I admitted defeat...... “好吧,我认输了…… She to the first month wage that I help in the kitchen, she took away to buy a puppy unexpectedly! 她给我帮厨的第一个月薪水,她居然拿去买了一只小狗! You have taught her the Huaxia article is right, she buys the books of some Huaxia articles to come back to look now. 还有你教过她华夏文对吧,她现在自己买了一些华夏文的书回来看。 Is she is very probably strange, why she will understand the British language and Huaxia article two languages. ” 大概是她自己都很奇怪,为什么她会懂得不列颠语和华夏文两种语言吧。” …… Haha hahahaha, Chen Nuo, I really regrets now very much why does not make you be restored to health earlier! “哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,陈诺,我现在真的很后悔,为什么不让你早点康复啊! If you can move now, you will definitely fly into a rage! 如果你现在能动弹的话,你肯定会暴跳如雷的! You know that what today had? 你知道今天发生了什么嘛? Recently in a university came several students to have several food. 最近一个大学里来了几个学生过来吃过几次饭。 And a boy saw obviously after Lu Xixi, fell in love to her, hahahaha! 其中一个男孩子显然看到鹿细细后对她一见钟情了,哈哈哈哈! Today that boy invites Lu Xixi to watch the movie unexpectedly, hahahaha! 今天那个男孩居然邀请鹿细细去看电影,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈! Are you angry? Can want to go wild? 你生气不生气?会不会很想抓狂? The Yama Sir future wife starry sky empress, was invited to watch the movie by a man, do you want to kill people? 阎罗大人未来的妻子星空女皇,被一个男人邀请去看电影,你想不想杀人啊? To defeat the bone to raise the ash that boy directly? 想不想把那个男孩直接挫骨扬灰? Good, is not funny you. 好吧,不逗了你了。 The response of Lu Xixi was too simply fun. 鹿细细的反应简直太好玩了。 She rejected that boy, then that boy also wants to pester. Finally how do you guess? 她拒绝了那个男孩,然后那个男孩还想纠缠。结果你猜怎么着? You guess how she does do? 你猜她怎么做的? You make an effort to guess that could not guess correctly! 你使劲猜都猜不到! Still remembers that dog that she buys? 还记得她买回来的那只狗么? She puts the dog to nip that boy unexpectedly, hahahaha! ” 她居然放狗去咬那个男孩,哈哈哈哈哈哈!” …… Mother! Today that boy comes, leading the police to come. “妈的!今天那个男孩又来了,带着警察来的。 The dog that your wife she raises bites, finally is actually I takes out money to compensate others medical expenses!! 你老婆她养的狗咬了人,结果却是我掏钱赔偿人家医药费!! law! 法克! Who lets me to own status, the person of standing erect supposes is vulgar, but nicely is loyal! ” 谁让我给自己的这个身份,竖立的人设是‘粗鄙但善良讲义气’呢!” …… Unknowingly, Chen Nuo had lain down for enough three months on the bed of this room! 不知不觉,陈诺已经在这个房间的床上躺了足足三个月的时间! Every day, this zero will enter the room, chatted several with Chen Nuo. 每一天,这个‘零’都会走进房间来,和陈诺聊上几句。 Naturally, is actually not chats, because Chen Nuo cannot speak, can only listen to this fellow person to say unilaterally. 当然了,其实也算不上聊天,因为陈诺不能说话,只能单方面的听这个家伙一个人说。 Chen Nuo mentality and mood, from starting annoyed, goes wild, angry, shock...... 陈诺的心态和情绪,从开始的恼火,抓狂,愤怒,震惊…… Arrives following is gradually tranquil. 到后面的渐渐平静下来。 He has calmed down thoroughly, the arrival of each zero, said with about outside this room, in this hotel, tips of Lu Xixi here life, matter of life...... 他已经彻底冷静下来了,每一次零的到来,和自己说关于在这个房间外面,在这个旅馆里,鹿细细在这里生活的点点滴滴,生活的事情…… Chen Nuo basically can sane listening respectfully, then in the heart conduct an analysis and combing. 陈诺基本都可以理智的聆听,然后心中进行一番分析和梳理。 Through zero every day to own told, Chen Nuo obtained a judgment slowly. 通过零每天对自己的诉说,陈诺慢慢的得出了一个判断。 In this hotel, new student/life Lu Xixi, all well. 在这间旅馆里,新生的鹿细细,一切安好。 Moreover, as if, in becomes Lu Xixi after Louise status transformation, lost mostly after the memory of Louise, under zero the guidance of mean, the growth of Lu Xixi took the right track gradually. 而且,似乎,在从“露易丝”成为“鹿细细”的身份转变后,丧失了大部分关于“露易丝“的记忆后,在零的有意的引导下,鹿细细的成长渐渐走上了正轨。 Un, perhaps cannot say is the right track, but is the track that zero expects. 嗯,或许不能说是正轨,而是零所期望的轨道。 But lets a Chen Nuo more puzzled issue...... 而让陈诺更加纠结的一个问题…… What zero does it actually want to make? 零它到底想做什么? Chen Nuo is very clear own injury. 陈诺很清楚自己的伤势。 Very heavy. 很重。 However does not have to be heavy, after injecting self-recovery blood serum, oneself one month can only lie down, is unable to move, even is unable to speak. 但是也没重到,在注射过自愈血清后,自己一个月的时间都只能躺着,无法动弹,甚至无法说话。 Obviously this is zero fudges to oneself. 显然这是零对自己动了手脚。 Own flesh wound has been healed obviously thoroughly. 自己的外伤显然已经彻底痊愈了。 But Chen Nuo own consciousness space...... 陈诺自己的意识空间…… This is most makes Chen Nuo helpless. 这是最让陈诺无奈的。 He discovers himself, is unable to enter own consciousness space!! 他发现自己,根本无法进入自己的意识空间!! Said that may be unable to understand. 这么说可能无法理解。 Simply speaking is: Chen Nuo discovered oneself turned into an average person probably. 简单的讲就是:陈诺发现自己好像变成了一个普通人。 No an average person of ability. 一个没有任何能力的普通人。 The average people are unable to regard, is unable to enter own consciousness space. 普通人是无法内视,无法进入自己的意识空间的。 He is not certainly able to control oneself psychic force. 他当然也无法操控自己的精神力。 Oneself now, as if are an average person of body paralysis. 自己如今,就仿佛是一个身体瘫痪的普通人。 Right, compared with the paralysis might as well, he launches in salvos the sound unable to achieve. 对了,比瘫痪还不如,他连发出声音都做不到。 …… It is not able to regard, is unable to start any ability. 无法内视,无法发动任何能力。 It is not able to examine own consciousness space. 无法查看自己的意识空间。 Then only had a possibility: Zero, is capable of totally blocking own consciousness space!! 那么就只有一种可能了:零,有能力彻底封锁住自己的意识空间!! Moreover three-month blockade!! 而且还是长达三个月的封锁!! What is more fearful, the three months, do not eat and drink! Unexpectedly the body does not have the feeble trace! 更可怕的是,自己三个月,不吃不喝!居然身体丝毫没有衰弱的痕迹! This is impossible. 这就绝不可能了。 In this world no human can three months not eat and drink! 这个世界上没有哪个人类可以三个月不吃不喝的! Human may not have the skill of hibernation. 人类可没有冬眠的本事。 Then can only explain that for...... zero that fellow, can control the vitality! 那么就只能解释为……零那个家伙,可以操控生命力! Oneself do not eat and drink, but zero actually gave itself to supplement the loss of vitality. 自己不吃不喝,但是零却给自己补充了生命力的损耗。 Every day! 每天! When it spoke to oneself every day! 就在它每天来对自己说话的时候! …… Lies on the bed 100 th day. 躺在床上的第一百天。 ! 啪啪啪! After the door was patted three next, the door knob twisted off. 房门被拍了三下后,门把手被拧开。 Lies down sinks in the Chen Nuo heart on bed suddenly! 躺在床上的陈诺忽然心中一沉! He realizes a matter immediately! 他立刻意识到了一件事情! Out of the door is twisting the person of hand, is not a zero! 门外在拧把手的人,绝不是零! Because zero arrives at each time time will not knock on a door! 因为每次零到来的时候不会敲门! After the gate was pulled open, outside form fell in the eye of Chen Nuo! 门被拉开后,外面一个身影就落在了陈诺的眼中! In a flash, Chen Nuo felt that own heartbeat is half beat behind. 一瞬间,陈诺感觉到自己的心跳都慢了半拍。 Seaweed long hair...... that facial features...... 海藻般的长发……那眉眼…… Good, that bastard zero!!! 好吧,那个混蛋零!!! Unexpectedly made Lu Xixi wear the clothes of maid?!! 居然让鹿细细穿了女仆的衣服?!! Do not misunderstand, is not that dozens years later pastes the maid attire in network. 别误会,不是那种几十年后贴在网络上的女仆装。 But is this age, in an English hotel, that English maid jean that the service person wears. 而是这个年代,在一个英式的旅馆里,服务员穿的那种英式女仆工作装。 But...... 但…… Unforgivable!!! 不可原谅啊!!! …… Puts on Lu Xixi that the maid installs to enter the door , the movement is a little softly constrained. But quick, she arrived at the bedside, looks on the bed, stares the big eye to stare at own Chen Nuo. 穿着女仆装的鹿细细走进了房门,轻手轻脚,动作有点拘束。但很快,她就走到了床边,看着床上,瞪大眼睛盯着自己的陈诺 Lu Xixi hesitant, started talking in a low voice. 鹿细细犹豫了一下,低声开口说话了。 Venerable...... that...... Madame Ell makes me change the bed sheet.” “老先生……那个……艾尔夫人让我来换一下床单。” Madame Ell? 艾尔夫人? Chen Nuo understands instantaneously, this Madame Ell should be zero. 陈诺瞬间明白过来,这个艾尔夫人应该就是零了。 Right, this inn called what Ell's happy family/home. 对了,这家旅店就叫什么艾尔的甜蜜之家。 However...... 不过…… Wait!! 等等!! What Lu Xixi did she call me? 鹿细细她叫我什么? Venerable? 老先生? Venerable!? 老先生!? Old???? 老???? …… Chen Nuo eager looks at Lu Xixi to arrive at the bedside, gently after oneself hold, fast replaced the pillow and bed sheet, then obviously had the vision of pitying to look at Chen Nuo with one type. 陈诺眼巴巴的看着鹿细细走到床边,轻轻的把自己扶起来后,飞快的把枕头和被单更换了一下,然后用一种明显带着怜悯的目光看了看陈诺 That, I worked, you rested well, I do not disturb.” “那个,我工作完了,您好好休息吧,我就不打扰了。” Then, Lu Xixi holds the bed sheet that is replacing, fell back on the entrance. 说完,鹿细细抱着更换下来的床单,退到了门口。 But out, zero, stands there. 而门外,零,就站在那儿。 The smile after Lu Xixi exhorted two anything, zero with a smile makes Lu Xixi leave, then enters in the room, closed the door. 微笑对鹿细细嘱咐了两句什么后,零笑着让鹿细细离开,然后走进房间里,关上了房门。 What kind of? “怎么样? Am I very intimate? I know that you want certainly to see her, therefore makes her come to you to change the bed sheet specially. ” 我很贴心吧?我知道你一定很想见她,所以特意让她来给你换被单的。” Chen Nuo ruthlessly is staring at zero! 陈诺狠狠的盯着零! You want to ask why she hasn't recognized you? “你是想问,她为什么没认出你? Because she, although is Louise's soul body, because in the process of reincarnation, the original consciousness space has collapsed, therefore lost remembered. ” 因为她虽然是露易丝的灵魂体,但因为转生的过程里,原本的意识空间已经崩坏,所以损失了很多记忆啊。” It is not right! 不对! Chen Nuo instinct does not realize right! 陈诺本能的意识到不对! The memory loses, does not recognize itself, logic right! 记忆丧失,认不出自己,逻辑没错! However...... 但是…… This zero, since is acting that type arranged history role, then according to its approach, enabled to make Lu Xixi see own appearance in 1981!! 这个零,既然是在扮演那种“安排历史”的角色,那么按照它的做法,让就绝不能让鹿细细在1981年见到自己的样子!! Otherwise...... 否则的话…… Otherwise, I made her see you now, with a memory of ability, she affirmed that the energy remembered your appearance. “否则的话,我让她现在就见到了你,以一个能力者的记忆力,她肯定能记住你的容貌。 In this case, when 20 years later you after Antarctic meet understanding, she recognized you to come, is very awkward? Matter will have uncertainties. ” 这样的话,等到二十年后你们在南极相遇认识后,她认出你来了,岂不是就很尴尬?事情会出现变数的。” This fellow shameless is spying on own idea! 这个家伙无耻的在窥探自己的想法! Chen Nuo narrows the eye to stare at zero. 陈诺眯着眼睛盯着零。 Good, I changed your appearance. I cannot certainly make you use Chen Nuo the appearance be seen by her. “好吧,我改变了一下你的容貌。我当然不能让你用‘陈诺’的面貌被她看见啊。 I am also very but intimate...... 可是我又很贴心…… Un, good, or gossips very much, wants to have a look at your to being destined young lover the scene of primary meet. 嗯,好吧,或者说是很八卦的,想看看你们这对命中注定的小情侣的初次相遇的场景。 Therefore one side makes you see with her, but changed your appearance. 所以让你跟她见一面,但是又改变了一下你的容貌。 Aiya...... this isn't strange? 哎呀……这个不奇怪吧? Knocks CP! You can understand! ” 磕CP嘛!你能理解的!” I knock your paternal grandmother mouth!!! 我磕你奶奶个嘴儿啊!!! In the Chen Nuo heart cursed. 陈诺心中大骂。 Zero took up a mirror on table directly, gathered the Chen Nuo front: „, This is your present appearance, I used the ability gradually to change a point, if you did not like, without issue, after yourself restored, you can restore to your original appearance.” 零直接拿起了桌上的一个镜子来,凑到了陈诺的面前:“喏,这是你现在的样子,我用能力稍微改变了一点,如果你不喜欢,没问题,等你自己恢复之后,你可以恢复到你原来的样子的。” Chen Nuo stares the big eye to look in mirror...... 陈诺瞪大眼睛看着镜子里的自己…… After several seconds, Chen Nuo looked with the complex vision to zero. 几秒钟后,陈诺用复杂的目光看向了零。 This...... 这…… Was this gradually changed a point?! 这叫“稍微改变了一点”?! In mirror, is a skinny old man of full teaching of ethics and behavior!! 镜子里的自己,是一个满头白法的枯瘦老头儿!! The key is, that hair or Mediterranean hairstyle!! 关键是,那头发还是地中海发型!! The hairstyle and age changed also!! 发型和年纪改变了也就罢了!! That face, how saw how to look like for more than 30 years later reaches the uncle!!!! 那张脸,怎么看怎么酷似三十多年后的达叔啊!!!! Was this gradually changed a point?? 这叫“稍微改变了一点”?? Do you manage this are slightly?! 你管这叫“稍微”?! Do you manage this are „a point?! 你管这叫“一点”?! …… Zero smilingly walked, patted the shoulder of Chen Nuo. 零笑眯眯的走了过来,拍了拍陈诺的肩膀。 Relax, I will certainly arrange your destiny. “放心吧,我一定会安排好你们两人的命运的。 CP that I knock cannot BE ~ 我磕的CP绝不会BE~” Chen Nuo shows the whites of the eyes directly. 陈诺直接翻了个白眼。 Right, I had a matter to with you discuss.” “对了,我有件事情要和你商量一下的。” Zero started to speak one's mind. 零又开始自说自话了。 Chen Nuo was unanswerable, can only listen to say indifferently downward. 陈诺无法回答,只能冷眼听着它往下说。 Two days, I have been able to lead you to leave here to go to a place, visits a very important activity.” “过两天呢,我会带你离开这里去一个地方,去参观一个很重要的活动。” Chen Nuo continues to roll the eyes, the meaning is:? 陈诺继续翻白眼,意思是:? Believes me, this activity is very important to you, is very meaningful!” “相信我,这个活动对你很重要,也很有意义!” Chen Nuo:? 陈诺:? I think, perhaps in this world, few people had this opportunity to participate in this type to move- good I not to keep guessing. “我想,这个世界上,恐怕很少有人有这种机会参加这种活动了-好了我不卖关子了。 I must lead you to visit, your future parents' wedding. ” 我要带你去参观,你未来的爹妈的婚礼。” Chen Nuo: ..................!!!!!! 陈诺:………………!!!!!! The tone of zero is very tranquil: „ Yes, you have not understood wrong. 零的语气很平静:“是的,你没理解错。 Chen Jianshe and Ou Xiuhua wedding! 陈建设和欧秀华的婚礼! Although you disturbed, since has me, I naturally find the way to make all be back on the track. These three months, I may not have to idle. 虽然你从中捣乱了一下,不过既然有我在,我自然是想办法让一切重回轨道的。这三个月,我可没闲着。 Do not stare. 你别瞪眼啊。 You think that I think of every means that let Lu Xixi is similar to historically should the appearance, but the reincarnation is successful 你想啊,我费尽心思,让鹿细细如同原本历史上应该的样子而转生成功了 Then, I possibly looked on that lets Mr. Chen Nuo born? 那么,我怎么可能坐视让陈诺先生不能诞生呢? Had Lu Xixi, how can not have Chen Nuo? ” 有了鹿细细,怎么可以没有陈诺?” Chen Nuo: ............ 陈诺:………… Are you special really control the zero of evolution and history? 你特么真的是操控进化和历史的零么? Is under the parent body is most mystical the most powerful seed? 是母体之下最神秘最强大的种子么? How I see you more like frantic abnormal CP powder!!! 我怎么看你更像是一个狂热变态的CP粉啊!!! ……
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