Chapter 117 【Called father】 第117章【叫爸爸】 Next day, old Jiang's birthday feast located from a school not far three-star hotel. 第二天,老蒋的寿宴就设在了距离学校不远的一家三星级的酒店。 The scale is not high, is ordinary families' consumption level. 档次不高,属于寻常人家的消费水准。 In the restaurant in hotel decided a passenger compartment, the considering everything also on a table guest. 酒店的餐厅里定了个包间,满打满算也就一桌子客人。 Chen Nuo afternoon time first went to the kindergarten to meet Chen Xiaoye, then brought home the younger sister first to change clothes, the Xiaoye(small leaf) child appearance attractive. 陈诺下午的时候先去幼儿园接了陈小叶,然后带着妹妹先回家换了身衣服,把小叶子打扮的漂漂亮亮的。 This actually not to let the child is attractive, but for old Jiang. 这倒不是为了让孩子好看,而是为了老蒋。 According to the Jinling here tradition, the old person celebrates a birthday, the children must welcome guests, but must serve tea to propose a toast to the old person. 根据金陵这儿的传统,老人过寿,子女是要迎宾的,还要给老人敬茶敬酒。 old Jiang and Ms. Song did not have two not female, Xiaoye(small leaf) was the only unmarried girl of couple, although was not kisses/intimate, but many of recognizing can also chat shows the intention, the 50 th birthday that let the old man was insufficient seems too wretched. 老蒋和宋师娘无二无女的,小叶子就是两口子的唯一的闺女,虽然是认的不是亲的,但多少也能聊表心意,让老头子的50大寿不至于显得太孤苦了。 Xiaoye(small leaf) child by appearance of special jubilation the Elder Brother hits- said that mounted in the frame directly to work as the lunar new year's painting. 小叶子被哥哥打的特别喜庆的样子-这么说把,裱进画框里就直接可以当年画了。 Arrives at the hotel time, Chen Nuo held younger sister's hand to enter the passenger compartment, inside old Jiang and Song Qiaoyun already. 来到酒店的时候,陈诺拉着妹妹的手进了包间,里面老蒋和宋巧云已经在了。 老孙 all arrived, Sun Keke looked at Chen Nuo to come, eye immediately one bright, jumps to toward the entrance welcome from the chair, 老孙 made an effort to cough, immediately body on short half. 老孙一家全到了,孙可可原本一看陈诺进来,眼睛顿时一亮,从椅子上跳起来就要往门口迎,老孙用力咳嗽了一声,顿时身子就矮了半截。 In the Yang Xiaoyi heart was not a little quick, held on daughter's hand, pressed on her the seat, said in a low voice: „Girl each family, like what appearance! How not marrying is!” 杨晓艺心中有点不快,拉住了女儿的手,把她按回了座位上,低声道:“女孩儿家家的,像什么样子！嫁不出去了还是怎么的！” Sun Keke was yesterday evening at home is been probably unbearable by the 老孙 homing, in addition the terminal examinations have not tested, was a little truly afraid, has the little darling to sit, but the look continuously glanced toward Chen Nuo there. 孙可可大概是昨天晚上在家里被老孙寻的够呛,加上期末考试没考好,确实有点心虚,只好乖乖坐下来,只是眼神不住的往陈诺那儿瞟。 Chen Nuo lost one „to feel relieved” to her the look, first drew the leaf to pay birthday respects to old Jiang in the past. 陈诺对她丢了一个“放心”的眼神,先拉着叶子过去给老蒋拜寿。 In passenger compartment besides a big circular table, a square table in corner. 包间里除了一张大的圆形餐桌之外,还有一张方桌在角落。 老孙 and old Jiang have Song Qiaoyun, another math teacher in school is encircling one to play mahjong. 老孙和老蒋还有宋巧云,还有学校的另外一个数学老师正围成一圈打麻将。 Looks at Chen Nuo to arrive, old Jiang puts down a sign in hand, the eye takes a look at two bottles of Maotai that in Chen Nuo raise, old Jiang pounded pounded the mouth, sighing, the look was a little complex, but has not said anything eventually, said the sentence gently: „Child went to the expense.” 看着陈诺到来,老蒋放下手里的一张牌,眼睛瞅了瞅陈诺手里提来的两瓶茅台,老蒋砸吧了砸吧嘴,叹了口气,眼神有点复杂,但终究没多说什么,轻轻说了句:“孩子破费了。” Chen Nuo is laughing, does not seem to comprehended old Jiang's loving dearly, the eye fluttered toward old Jiang's front sign surface, said with a smile: „Good uniform that Teacher Jiang...... makes, yo, this is hangs alone......” 陈诺嘻嘻哈哈,仿佛没领会到老蒋的心疼,眼睛往老蒋面前的牌面飘了飘,笑道:“蒋老师……做的好一手清一色,哟,这是独吊……” „ei! You let alone!” “欸！你别说啊！” old Jiang complexion immediately changes, hurried one to block the sign, that at heart was moved a moment ago vanishes into thin air immediately, stares to shout: „At the same time! The Sir plays mahjong you to look at anything to look!” 老蒋脸色顿时一变,赶紧一把就挡住了牌,刚才心里的那点感动顿时烟消云散,瞪眼喝道:“一边去！大人打麻将你看什么看！” At present around 4 : 00, open some meal also time from the dinner. 眼下才四点多,距离晚饭开餐还有些时间。 This afternoon in the school also does not have old Jiang's class, the supplementary class does not have...... the high third grade to make up the science subjects today collectively. 今天下午学校里又没有老蒋的课,补习班也没有……高三年级今天集体在补理科。 old Jiang this language teacher is rare, celebrates a birthday, was steals floats the fresh half day to be idle. 老蒋这位语文老师难得清闲,又是过寿,算是偷得浮生半日闲了。 These words fall on Comrade Jiang Fusheng, pours also does for the occasion. 这句话落在蒋浮生同志身上,倒也是应景。 Although Sun Keke was pressed by Yang Xiaoyi cannot be intimate with Chen Nuo, but...... Chen Yanluo is not concerned about face! 孙可可虽然被杨晓艺按着不许亲近陈诺,但是……陈阎罗不要脸啊！ Chen Nuo to the Xiaoye(small leaf) child pouting corner/horn , the younger sister comprehends immediately, steps the small short leg to run, shouted intimately a Auntie Yang, then sneaked in the Sun Keke bosom. 陈诺对小叶子努了努嘴角,妹子顿时领会,迈着小短腿就跑过去,亲亲热热的喊了一声杨阿姨,然后就钻进了孙可可的怀里。 Sun Keke is holding Xiaoye(small leaf), like holding the doll of large size, then Chen Nuo this young pig bastard depended justifiablily. 孙可可抱着小叶子,就像抱了个大号的洋娃娃,然后陈诺这个小猪崽子名正言顺就靠了过来。 Yang Xiaoyi obviously to the Chen Nuo sense not specially good- mainly does not like Chen Nuo being in love with own daughter. 杨晓艺显然对陈诺的感官并不是特别好-主要是不喜欢陈诺跟自己女儿谈恋爱。 Although on face polite, pouring had not said that anything is difficult to be obedient, however the smalltalk and sense of distance took. 虽然脸上客客气气的,倒也没说什么难听话,但是话里话外的客套和距离感却是拿了出来。 However...... Chen Nuo is not concerned about face. 不过……陈诺不要脸啊。 You turn over to you to be cold coldly, I did not count on that you are hot. 你冷归你冷,我又不指望你热乎。 Chen Nuo thief is speaking the idle talk to Sun Keke, looks own daughter flirts with the eyes with this boy, Yang Xiaoyi felt own heart and liver hurts. 陈诺贼兮兮的就跟孙可可说着闲话,看着自己女儿跟这个小子眉来眼去的,杨晓艺就觉得自己心肝儿疼。 Having a mind lets the 老孙 manages manages, who knows after oneself coughed several, the 老孙 look flutters finally. 有心让老孙管管,谁知道在自己咳嗽了几声后,老孙眼神终于飘过来。 But sees Chen Nuo to be only and Sun Keke speaks, and does not have any limbs contact, 老孙 does not manage, took back the vision to continue to touch the mahjong tiles. 但看见陈诺只是和孙可可说话,并没有什么肢体接触,老孙也就不管了,收回目光继续摸麻将牌去了。 The 老孙 thoughts are very actually simple: Discussed that was could not block, discussed that discussed! 老孙的心思其实很简单:谈,那是拦不住了,谈就谈吧！ However do not make too intimately, something, are the bottom line cannot step on. 但是别弄得太亲密,有些事儿,是底线不能踩的。 Sends the sentiment to stop the principle...... 发乎情止乎理…… Un, after deceiving the graduation, good and bad. After the daughter goes to college, whatted the eyes don't see the heart isn't troubled about. 嗯,好赖糊弄到毕业后。女儿上大学后眼不见心不烦了。 In the Yang Xiaoyi heart the helpless, looked solid annoyed, simple past patted 老孙, topped the 老孙 position. 杨晓艺心中无奈,看的实在心烦,干脆过去拍了拍老孙,把老孙的位置顶了。 老孙 sets out to yield to own wife, then looked at the little while in behind, the addiction for tobacco violated must touch the cigarette case, suddenly remembered in the room to have the child, endured enduring, wants to go out to pull out. 老孙起身让位给自己的老婆,然后在后面看了会儿,烟瘾犯了就要摸烟盒,忽然想起房间里有孩子,忍了忍,就想出门去抽。 Chen Nuo watches early, held up the Xiaoye(small leaf) hand directly: „Walking, in the room is a little stuffy, the elder brother leads you to go out to transfer the revolutions.” 陈诺早看在眼里,直接就拉起了小叶子的手:“走,房间里有点闷,哥带你出去转转。” Sun Keke heard to be understanding immediately: „I also go!” 孙可可听见了顿时会意:“我也去！” 老孙 looked at one, knits the brows, but also sighed finally, waved: „Do not run far!” 老孙看了一眼,皱了皱眉,但也终于叹了口气,一挥手:“别跑远了！” Oneself this intimate small cotton-wadded jacket, looks that the estimate could not put on for several years, did not turn over to itself. 罢了罢了,自己这贴心小棉袄,看着估计也穿不了几年,就不归自家啦。 Along with her goes. 随她去吧。 …… ・ In hotel actually nothing fun, Chen Nuo led big little two younger sisters to have the hotel lobby directly, then walked toward the eastern end along the street, was a Lao Cai. 酒店里其实没啥好玩的,陈诺带着一大一小两个妹子直接出了酒店大堂,然后沿着街边往东头走,就是一条老街。 Remembers in the lane after this Lao Cai, somewhat sells the snack. Actually is not the specially rare thing, nothing but explodes the skewer roasts the skewer, the sheet iron squid and so on thing. 记得这老街后的巷子里,有些卖小吃的。其实也不是什么特别稀罕的东西,无非就是炸串烤串,铁板鱿鱼之类的东西。 Walks on the street, Sun Keke was happy on the whole face. Three people walk one row, Schoolmate Chen Xiaoye in the middle, the left hand draws the Elder Brother, the right hand is drawing Sun Keke. 走在马路上,孙可可就满脸开心了。三人走一排,陈小叶同学在中间,左手拉着哥哥,右手拉着孙可可。 In Sun Keke heart happy, on the face brings shy blushing. 孙可可心中甜蜜,脸上更是带着害羞的红晕。 Remembers own childhood family of three went out, walked. 记得自己小时候一家三口出门,也是这么走路的。 Oneself in the middle, the left hand draw the father, the right hand is drawing mother. 自己在中间,左手拉着爸爸,右手拉着妈妈。 During the way of walking, in the heart of Sun Keke, is in the heart fantasizes probably, happily happiest that „family of three” appearance. 这么走路的方式,在孙可可的心中,大概就是心中幻想之中,最甜蜜最幸福的那种“一家三口”的模样了。 Several years later...... and Chen little son of a bitch, should also walk like this...... 十几年后……自己和陈小狗子,应该也是这样走路吧…… The miss family/home has thought several years later matters, but Chen Nuo has not actually induced from the start. 姑娘家已经想到十几年后的事儿了,而陈诺却压根没感应到。 The small lane crossroad exploded the skewer to capture the Chen Yanluo attention. 小巷子了路口的一个炸串就吸引了陈阎罗的目光。 The deep-fried bean curd does, explodes the lunar new year's cake, explodes the quail, explodes the sausage. 炸豆腐干,炸年糕,炸鹌鹑,炸火腿肠。 The wok with cooking oil child Liz Larz sound, listens is being that attractive. 油锅子里兹拉兹拉的动静,听着就是那么诱人。 Before the outdoor shop, has encircled the student who some neighbor was on vacation from school, Chen Nuo leads two younger sisters to crush into the crowd, selected to explode the quail to oneself, selected to the younger sister also exploded the lunar new year's cake, took two bunches of dried beancurds, turn head looked at Sun Keke. 摊子前早就围了些附近放学的学生,陈诺带着两个妹子挤进了人群里,给自己点了个炸鹌鹑,给妹妹点了也炸年糕,又拿了两串豆腐干,回头看孙可可。 „Sausage.” “火腿肠吧。” „Yo, didn't fear fat? Was willing to eat the meat?” Chen Nuo said with a smile. “哟,不怕胖了？舍得吃肉了？”陈诺笑道。 Recently Sun Keke has actually been losing weight, does not know an unhealthy trend where blew! 最近孙可可其实一直在减肥,也不知道哪里刮来的一股歪风邪气！ Thin has anything to be good! 瘦有什么好的！ The fat point is good! 胖点才好嘛！ The Sun Keke face is a little red, said in a low voice: „All right, my mother said that in the sausage is the starch, without the meat.” 孙可可脸有点红,低声道:“没事,我妈说了,火腿肠里都是淀粉,没肉的。” Un, this saying...... does not have the problem! 嗯,这话……没毛病！ Pork ten money one jin (0.5 kg) times, sausage two money. 猪肉十块钱一斤的时候,火腿肠两块钱一根。 Pork 30 money one jin (0.5 kg) times, sausage also two money. 猪肉三十块钱一斤的时候,火腿肠还两块钱一根。 Obviously this sausage has not truly related with the meat. 可见这火腿肠确实跟肉没关系。 A sausage dug up the packing skin, the boss spun above with the blade adeptly was delimiting 78 blades, threw into the wok with cooking oil. 一根火腿肠扒了包装皮,老板娴熟的拿刀在上面旋着划了七八刀,扔进了油锅里。 Sun Keke is actually not hungry, was greedy, swallows the saliva, then waited for the boss to explode to take up the bamboo slip substring to be good, receiving of smiling. 孙可可其实也不是饿,就是馋了,吞了吞口水,然后等老板炸好了拿起竹签子串好了,笑眯眯的接过来。 First to...... the miss who Schoolmate Chen Xiaoye first bites is very sore Xiaoye(small leaf). 第一口给陈小叶同学先咬的……姑娘还是很疼小叶子的。 In some sense, these three people, was a family of three. 从某种意义上来说,这三人,也算是一家三口了。 Walked in the small lane, actually also has nothing to stroll. However in lane fries the store, child wrapped the sunflower seeds of two dollars to Xiaoye(small leaf). 在小巷子里走了一遍,其实也没啥逛的。不过在巷子里的一家炒货店,又给小叶子包了两块钱的葵花子。 The cauldron fries, has not mixed the essence that. Most was fried added several coarse salt. 大锅炒的,没掺香精的那种。最多就是炒的时候加了几把粗盐。 A big full full grain pinches in the hand, places in the teeth to knock gently, can feel in the mouth that share nut's pure fragrance slightly to fill the air. 大大饱饱的一粒捏在手里,放在牙齿间轻轻一磕,就能感受到口腔里那股子微微的坚果本身的纯粹的香气弥漫。 Like more than ten years later these melon seeds, for example arrange(ment) arrange(ment), not eating the mouthful is the spice taste, but also easy turnoff. 不像十几年后的那些瓜子,比如洽洽,吃多了满嘴都是香料味,还容易倒胃口。 The melon seed called two dollars...... Xiaoye(small leaf) is small, does not give her to eat, is not good to the tooth. 瓜子就称了两块钱的……小叶子还在小,不给她多吃,对牙不好。 Chen Nuo steals a glance actually looks at Sun Keke to be greedy, made the boss wrap one package just to fry the hot chestnut. 倒是陈诺偷眼看着孙可可眼馋,就让老板包了一包刚炒出来热乎乎的栗子。 2001 time, the roasted chestnut was very actually expensive, Sun Keke liked this thing, but usually in ate were not many. Chen Nuo made the boss call directly 50 dollars, hot loaded into several big paper bags, wrapped in the bosom to Sun Keke. 2001年的时候,炒栗子其实还挺贵的,孙可可喜欢这个东西,但是平日里吃的也不多。陈诺直接让老板称了五十块钱的,热乎乎的装进几个大纸袋里,给孙可可包在怀里。 „Buys so many to do? Could not finish eating, cold was not fragrant.” Sun Keke a little loves dearly the Chen Nuo money. “买这么多干嘛啊？吃不完的,冷了就不香了。”孙可可有点心疼陈诺的钱。 „All right, goes back in the room also to have your mother, several teachers, are dividing eating together.” Chen Nuo smilingly pinched the face of Sun Keke...... “没事,回去房间里还有你妈,还有几个老师呢,一起分着吃。”陈诺笑眯眯的捏了捏孙可可的脸…… Young girl both hands are hugging the chestnut, without the means pushes the hand of Chen Yanluo, although makes an effort to turn the neck, but made Chen Nuo pinch two on the face. 少女双手都抱着栗子了,没办法去推陈阎罗的手,虽然用力扭脖子,但还是让陈诺在脸上捏了两下。 Actually Chen Nuo is also very happy. 其实陈诺心情也很好。 A matter that many women do not know is: The woman who if the men like facing oneself, is willing to work hard is favoring. 很多女人并不知道的一个事情是:男人如果面对自己喜欢的女人,是非常愿意下力气的宠着的。 Favors own woman, the man own psychological will also obtain the joyfulness that one type enjoys. 宠自己的女人,男人自己的心理上也会得到一种非常享受的愉悦。 The unusual family of three forgot to return to transfer in the small lane in this Lao Cai had a half hour, returned to the crossroad time, suddenly was blocked. 另类的一家三口在这条老街的小巷子里流连忘返转了有半个多小时,回到了路口的时候,忽然就被人拦下了。 Front man, looks that probably about 30 years old, the look long originally also calculates averagely not wonderful, even is a little straight. 面前一个男人,看着大概三十岁左右了,相貌长的原本还算平平无奇,甚至还有点端正。 What a pity, on the left side brow tip emits pinch of very towering black wool, causes this person of look, unconscious were many several points of cunning feeling. 可惜呢,左侧眉梢上偏偏冒出一撮很突兀的黑毛,就使得这人的相貌,就不自觉的多了几分奸滑的感觉来了。 gray cotton robe, the under foot steps on the cloth shoes that a pair of few person is wearing, the hair is a little long, chaotic. In the top of the head also gripped a small chignon unexpectedly very much at will, the bulge is slightly little. 一身灰色的布袍子,脚下踩着一双很少人穿的布鞋,头发有点长,乱糟糟的。头顶上居然还很随意的扎了个小发髻,略略凸起一点点来。 Both hands gathered together in the sleeve, this person cupped one hand in the other across the chest. 双手拢在了袖子里,这人一拱手。 „Three invited!” “三位请了！” Sun Keke and Xiaoye(small leaf) is a little ignorant, but the Chen Nuo halting footsteps, curious smiling, looks at this person. 孙可可和小叶子有点懵,而陈诺站住脚步,好奇的笑,看着这个人。 This person of vision transferred on three faces, then fell on the face of Sun Keke, as if knits the brows, hesitated: „This female donor...... you have the ill omen!” 这人目光在三人脸上转了一圈,然后落在了孙可可的脸上,仿佛皱了皱眉,沉吟了一下:“这位女施主……你有凶兆啊！” „......” Chen Nuo sighed. “……”陈诺叹了口气。 This? 就这？ Also thinks that is anything...... 还以为是什么呢…… This rivers and lakes way, without meaning. 这种江湖路数,没意思了。 Has the ill omen? My wife and children has Keke worn the bra, closes your anything matter. 有凶兆？我家小可可穿没穿胸罩,关你什么事。 This was 2007 stem, now adds...... 这都是2007年的梗了,现在还说…… It is not right, now in 2001. 呃不对,现在才2001年。 Chen Nuo sighed, looked at this person, fished out ten money Huang from the pocket with a smile shaking: „Has the Tathagata god palm? Comes a itself/Ben.” 陈诺叹了口气,看了看这个人,笑着从口袋里摸出十块钱晃了晃:“有没有如来神掌啊？来一本。” „......?” This person was shocked. “……啊？”这人愣住了。 „No? Has not considered as finished.” Chen Nuo receives money, draws two younger sisters to walk. “没有啊？没有算了。”陈诺收起了钱,拉着两个妹子就走。 „ei? Waits for! Do not walk!” “欸？等一下啊！别走啊！” This person tightened several steps to pursue, blocked in front, is hugging to the Sun Keke double fist unexpectedly: „Female donor, were you all things were not smooth recently?” 这人紧了几步追上来,又拦在了面前,对着孙可可居然双拳一抱:“女施主,你最近是不是诸事不顺？” „Un?” The Chen Nuo brow selects suddenly. “嗯？”陈诺忽然眉头一挑。 „Above female donor forehead life palace the dark clouds wind around, if not reduce and solve early, once this black air/Qi forming, formed the potential of dark cloud capping, feared that has disaster hardship to be imminent!” “女施主天庭命宫之上黑云缭绕,若是不早早化解,一旦这黑气成形,形成了乌云压顶之势的话,怕是就有灾厄临头！” Sun Keke hear dumbfounded, but also listened is not the word of praise, the brow selected must say anything, actually held on by Chen Nuo. 孙可可听的一愣一愣的,但也听出不是什么好话了,眉头一挑就要说什么,却被陈诺一把拉住了。 Chen Nuo is not angry does not worry, smiles to look at this person: „Taoism?” 陈诺也不生气也不着急,笑眯眯看着这人:“道家的？” This person smiled, bows with hands clasped single-handed: „This poor Daoist Wu Daozi!” 这人笑了,单手一揖:“贫道吴道子！” tui!! tui！! Draws the Saint he to agree that you did pirate? 画圣他老人家同意你盗版了嘛？ Also a little curiosity, one hear of this names thought was not the person of high skill- real person of high skill who gave this name? 原本还有点好奇心,一听这名字就觉得不是什么高人了-真的高人谁起这名字？ „Ok, we believe the Bodhisattva.” Chen Nuo shakes the head, draws two girls to walk. “算了,我们信菩萨的。”陈诺摇头,拉着两个女孩又要走。 „Stays a minute!” “且住！” This Wu Daozi eye stared, hurries to retrocede two steps, on the face intertwined: „That...... you and other.” 这位吴道子眼睛一瞪,赶紧后退两步,脸上纠结了一下:“那个……你们等一下啊。” This person of sighing, pulled up own body that gray long gown at the scene got free, then turned a stature, counter- set on body...... 这人叹了口气,把自己的身上那件灰色的长袍当场就撩开脱了,然后翻了个个儿,反着套在了身上…… My goodness! 好家伙！ The pro and con can put on! 正反两面都能穿的！ Inside side, pinches the line unidirectional wire-feeding, unexpectedly looks is a cassock! 里面的这一面,掐线走丝的,居然看着就是一件袈裟！ This person fast one wipes on, one set of dishevelled wig was picked, reveals a slightly short inch head. 这人飞快的在头上一抹,一套乱蓬蓬的假发就被摘了下来,露出个微微短短的寸儿头。 What is slightly the short inch head. 什么叫微微短短的寸儿头呢。 You said that he is bald, does not have bare, the degree that above light such, is also in short, can the clear visible scalp. 你说他是光头吧,又没秃到底,上面薄薄的还有一那么一层,短到的程度,能让人清清楚楚的看见头皮。 Said, that Boss Guo of Deyunshe had not kept the peach heart before long ago, is this head. 这么说吧,早年间德云社的那位郭老板还没留桃儿心之前,就是这个头型。 This person of robe sleeve shakes, came to hold their palms together. 这人袍袖一抖,就来了个双手合十。 „Amitabha, this poor monk grasps principles! Three donors, said that this, this poor monk also serves the Buddha.” “阿弥陀佛,贫僧悟道！三位施主,佛道本一家,贫僧也是伺候佛祖的。” Hou! 嚯！ Sees has not been concerned about face, has not seen has not been concerned about face! 见过不要脸的,没见过这么不要脸的！ clear(ly) knows that is the swindler you, moreover obvious took you to work as deceiving of fool! 明知道是骗子你,而且明摆着就拿你当傻子的骗啊！ Chen Nuo was instead mad happily. 陈诺反而被气乐了。 High and low sizes up this, narrowed the eye: „Ok, did the taoist priest play the role to play the role of the monk? Other I rubbish, you can come «Vajracchedika-sutra» to me...... I pull out 20!” 上下打量这位,眯了眯眼睛:“行,道士扮完了扮和尚是吧？别的我不废话了,你能给我来一段《金刚经》……我掏二十！” Saying, fished out face value 20 bills to shake shaking from the pocket. 说着,从口袋里摸出一张面值二十的钞票晃了晃。 This fake monk blinked a lower lid...... 这假和尚眨巴了一下眼皮…… „Thus have I heard from the buddha, for a while, Buddha gives the lonely garden in Weiguo tree, with big monk numerous 1250 people all. When you, when the world reveres the food, wears the clothes to hold the earthen bowl, enters abandons health/guard Dacheng to beg for food. In in Qicheng, the grading begged already, but also to this place. The food finisheds, receives the legacy, washes the foot already, spreads the place to sit......” “如是我闻,一时,佛在舍卫国祗树给孤独园,与大比丘众千二百五十人俱。尔时,世尊食时,著衣持钵,入舍卫大城乞食。于其城中,次第乞已,还至本处。饭食讫,收衣钵,洗足已,敷座而坐……” On the mouth reading fast arrived here, this fake monk looks at Chen Nuo: „Do the first so many...... want me then to read second?” 嘴上飞快的念到这里,这假和尚看陈诺:“第一品就这么多……要我接着念第二品嘛？” Chen Nuo really smiled. 陈诺真的笑了。 This swindler, has the work! 这骗子,有活儿啊！ Happy 20 money direct stoppers in this manpower: „Back worked hard, when enjoys!” 痛痛快快把二十块钱直接塞了这人手里:“背的下功夫了,当赏的！” Then, is drawing Sun Keke and Xiaoye(small leaf) must walk. 说完,拉着孙可可和小叶子又要走。 „Wait!!” “等等！！” The fake monk blocked. 假和尚又拦住了。 First forced in money the pocket, the fake monk looks at Chen Nuo, looks at Sun Keke: „This poor monk has not deceived you, this female donor really has the misfortune to be encumbered!” 先把钱塞进了口袋里,假和尚看陈诺,又看孙可可:“贫僧没骗你们,这女施主真的有厄运缠身！” „?” “哦？” „Was this female donor all things was not smooth recently, always happened happen to meet some not smooth accident/surprise?” “这位女施主最近是不是诸事不顺,总遇着些不顺的意外？” „Un, has.” Chen Nuo nods. “嗯,有。”陈诺点头。 „Matter, wants to come is not big, but is every large or small, always frequent occurrence, is right?” “事儿呢,想来也不大,但大大小小,就总是频繁的发生,对不对？” „Right.” Chen Nuo nods, side Sun Keke is a little also curious, stares at this fake monk to look. “没错。”陈诺点头,旁边孙可可也有点好奇,盯着这个假和尚看。 „The physical suffering definitely ate, in the human relations were also reprimanded mostly, feared that was what enterprise studies, should also be some twists and turns?” “皮肉之苦肯定是吃了的,交际上多半也是受过斥责,怕是事业学业什么的,应该也是有些波折吧？” „Hou?” Chen Nuo smiled, the eyes of youngster, have narrowed the frontline! “嚯？”陈诺笑了,少年的一双眼睛,已经眯成了一线！ …… ・ This fake monk sighed, said slowly: „It seems like this poor monk was says, today meets by chance is also the fate, can this poor monk but actually method, help the donor reduce and solve this hardship...... ei? ei? ei? ei?” 这假和尚叹了口气,缓缓道:“看来贫僧是说准了,今日偶遇也是缘分,贫僧倒有一个法子,能帮施主化解掉这段厄……欸？欸？欸？欸？” Without saying, Chen Nuo had held on this manpower, shakes the wrist/skill gently, instead twisted this person of arm, the back in the back, presses him to bend the waist. 没说完,陈诺已经一把将这人手拉住了,轻轻一抖手腕,就把这人的胳膊反拧了过去,背在后背,压得他弯腰下去。 „Said that how many days stared at my girlfriend? How tricks that gets up to the staircase, how also the answer of test sheet changing goes to the school to steal?” Although on the Chen Nuo face is smiling, but look cold. “说吧,盯上我女朋友几天了？怎么在楼梯上做的手脚,又是怎么去学校偷的考试卷改的答案啊？”陈诺脸上虽然在笑,但是眼神已经冷了下来。 „? What? Aiya! Undeserved! The brother you lets go, lets go! Aiya broke to mediate, must break......” “啊？啥？哎呀！冤枉啊！老弟你松手,松手！哎呀断了断了断了,要断了……” Chen Nuo lets go, caused a dark vigor conveniently, delivers toward the ground this person, the fake monk sat in the ground immediately. Single-handedly is rubbing own shoulder, heaved a sigh: „This brother, starting is too crude! You may be unfair to me.” 陈诺一松手,却顺手使了个暗劲,把这人往地上一送,假和尚顿时就坐在了地面上。一手揉着自己的肩膀,唉声叹气:“这位老弟,下手太鲁莽了啊！你可冤枉我了。” „Do not shout the brother.” Chen Nuo said lightly: „Does not talk clearly, a while you must kneel to call the father.” “别喊老弟。”陈诺淡淡道:“不说清楚,一会儿你得跪下来叫爸爸。” …… ・ 【The beginning of the month's first day, asked the monthly ticket!】 【月初第一天,求月票！】 …… ・