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#27: Extremely evil glass jar


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little white that called fish to lay out grand feast, millet this called „to probably food. 小白的那顿叫“鱼摆摆盛宴”,小米的这顿叫“须须儿饭”。 stretch/open Tan saw that in the sand has some to probably, does not know that is what plant, guessed that the food name should be must therefore come. 张叹见到沙子中有一些须须,不知道是什么植物的,猜测饭名应该就是因此得来的。 Really, slightly spoke in vain this is on the corn point must the son, was she brings from the family/home especially, the sand mixed to probably the son, delicious flew. 果然,小白说这是苞谷尖尖上的须须儿,是她特地从家里带来的,沙子拌须须儿,好吃的飞起来。 Ate little white fish lays out grand feast, has no alternative but to eat the millet „must food, otherwise the millet will definitely cry. 吃了小白的“鱼摆摆盛宴”,不能不吃小米的“须须儿饭”,否则小米肯定会哭。 Opens sighs is enduring suffering, in the vision of millet eyeful anticipation, eats until fill again. 张叹忍着痛,在小米满眼期待的目光中,再次饱餐一顿。 Delicious?” little white hopes for that asked. “好吃吗?”小白希冀地问。 Delicious?” The millet follows to ask low voice. “好吃吗?”小米小声跟着问。 stretch/open Tan nods again and again, the mouth crowded the meal, could not speak, some little time after swallowing, asked: Why do you want to prepare food to ask me today to eat?” 张叹连连点头,嘴里塞满了饭菜,都说不出话了,好一会儿咽下去之后,才问:“你们今天为什么要做饭请我吃?” At heart what thinks, why can stare at me? Isn't little Teacher willow good? old Li isn't he fragrant? Luo child Kang Chaoji wants to come you not to let! Especially little white, is silly, the good opportunity revenges. 心里想的是,为什么要盯上我?小柳老师不好吗?老李他不香吗?罗子康超级想来你们却不让!尤其是小白,傻不傻,多好的机会报仇啊。 Thank you sai.” Slightly spoke in vain, thank stretch/open Tan to give her to return to the small water gun. “谢谢你噻。”小白说,感谢张叹给她要回小水枪。 Good, this reason can accept, stretch/open Tan looks to the millet, that millet, this must the food probably support him. Cannot kill people the nod matter, must give a reason. 好吧,这个理由能接受,张叹看向小米,那小米呢,这顿须须儿饭都要把他撑死了。杀人不过点头事,总要给个理由吧。 Thank you.” Xiaomi said low voice, then did not have under the sentence, shy, lowers the head does not dare to look at him, the small white society she said, to thank the uncle gives shelter to her. “谢谢你。”小米小声说,然后没了下句,害羞呢,低着头不敢看他,小白帮她说,是为了感谢大叔收留她。 Opens sighs touches their small heads, although meal being hard deglutition, but the intention is excellent, if can only lead the intention not to eat meal is better, he will be happier. 张叹摸摸她们的小脑袋,虽然饭菜难以下咽,但是心意是极好的,要是能只领心意不吃饭就更好啦,那他会更开心。 Ate to the full ate to the full, thank you.” Opens sighs must put down the chopsticks, did not feel relieved that asked two people: „Can I put down the chopsticks?” “吃饱了吃饱了,谢谢你们啊。”张叹要放下筷子,不放心地问两人:“我可以放下筷子了吧?” little white and millet nod, stretch/open Tan relaxes, puts down the chopsticks, feels relieved. 小白和小米都点头,张叹松了口气,放下筷子,如释重负。 Really ate to the full the uncle?” little white cared that asked. “真的吃饱了吗大叔?”小白关心地问。 stretch/open Tan: Really ate to the full, ate the throat.” 张叹:“真的吃饱了,都吃到嗓子眼了。” little white and millet look at each other one happily, waved saying: Ate to the full that you to play.” 小白和小米开心地对视一眼,挥手说:“吃饱了那你就去玩吧。” stretch/open Tan: „......” 张叹:“……” This attitude, this tone, almost makes him get angry, him, when what is coming? When your family's baby??? 这态度,这语气,差点让他翻脸,把他当什么来着?当你家的宝宝吗??? I thank you, stretch/open Tan set out to walk, thinks that in family/home genuine good meal, was cold, suddenly! In the belly spreads a sound. 我谢谢你啊,张叹起身就要走,想到家里真正的美味佳肴,都冷了啊,忽然!肚子里传出一阵声响。 Rumble rumble cluck cluck ~ “咕噜咕噜咕噜咕咕咕咕~” stretch/open Tan all of a sudden is in-situ stiff, emmmm, is quite awkward, little white and millet are staring at his belly, raised the head to have a look at his face, at once two people whisper, is carrying the pail, decided that installs one barrel of sand again, does some to the uncle again delicious, hasn't this obviously eaten to the full?! 张叹一下子僵在原地,emmmm,好尴尬啊,小白和小米正盯着他的肚子,又抬头看看他的脸,旋即两人嘀咕一阵,拎着桶子,决定再去装一桶沙子,再给大叔做点好吃的,这明显没吃饱吗?! little white also threatened, this she must put out the unique skill, does fish to lay out to fry on the bird, translating is fat big fish fries long earthworm. 小白还扬言,这回她要拿出绝活,做一顿“鱼摆摆炒雀上儿”,翻译过来就是“肥肥的大鱼炒长长的蚯蚓”。 stretch/open Tan does not dare to stay for a long time, hurries to run, moreover pays attention the eye, reported to little Teacher willow, said two children slide to the courtyard in play the sand, must have the discipline, should bring to come back to play fun. 张叹再不敢久留,赶紧跑了,而且留了个心眼,向小柳老师举报,说两个小朋友又溜到院子里玩沙子,得有纪律吧,应该带回来好好玩游戏。 Eats meal, removed the bridge, in he feels relieved goes home, the meal that , he makes is cold, but, the present is in the summer, cold on cold. 吃了饭,拆了桥,他才放心地回到家里,果然啊,他做的饭菜已经冷了,不过,现在是夏天,冷的就冷的吧。 Originally wants to ask little white, must eat, is instead filled an overlord meal finally forcefully. 本来是想问问小白,要不要吃点,结果自己反而被强行灌了一顿霸王餐。 Must the food say fortunately, the fish lays out the grand feast is really makes stretch/open Tan not have the appetite, thinks of earthworm in the glass jar, the key was he also eating, spaghetti instantaneous being hard that in the throat a nausea, bowl made deglutition! Always felt eating the earthworm, that two earthworm of creeping motion. 须须儿饭还好说,鱼摆摆盛宴真的是让张叹没有胃口,想到玻璃瓶里的蚯蚓,关键是他还“吃”了,喉咙里一阵恶心,碗里自己做的意大利面瞬间难以下咽!总感觉是在吃蚯蚓,那两条蠕动的蚯蚓。 Vomiting Opens sighs puts out one can of icy cold canned beers from the refrigerator, ripped open to drink several fiercely, helped get over a shock, pressed the disgusting feeling, slow, some little time returned to reluctantly normal, sat returns to the restaurant, the preparation continues to eat meal, at this time, gate sound. 张叹从冰箱里拿出一罐冰凉的罐装啤酒,撕开来猛喝了几口,压压惊,把恶心感摁回去,缓了缓,好一会儿才勉强恢复正常,坐回餐厅,准备继续吃饭,就在这时候,门响了。 He just took up the hand of chopsticks to tremble, falls on the table, sins, looked that frightens a 22-year-old young fellow. 他刚拿起筷子的手哆嗦了一下,掉餐桌上,造孽啊,看把一个22岁的小伙子吓的。 In his mind the reappearing stand begins to hold the fish to lay out grand feast little white, as well as must the millet of food. Two grew the little friend of angel wing actually head grows the horn behind, the picture is too beautiful, does not dare to continue to think downward. 他脑海里浮现门外站着手捧鱼摆摆盛宴的小白,以及须须儿饭的小米。两个身后长了天使翅膀却头上长角的小朋友,画面太美,不敢继续往下想。 Knock also in sound. 敲门声还在响。 stretch/open Tan comforts itself, calumniated somebody to superiors to little Teacher willow, is impossible little white millet, they were definitely seized, little Teacher willow this eyesight sees to have. 张叹安慰自己,都给小柳老师打小报告了,不可能还是小白小米吧,她们肯定被抓走了,小柳老师这点眼力见应该是有的。 Who?” “谁啊?” stretch/open Tan reorganizes the mood, sets out to open the door. 张叹整顿心情,起身去开门。 stretch/open Tan, is I.” “张叹,是我。” Well? Haha, is Auntie Huang, said that possibly is not little white millet, they affirmed that had been managed by little Teacher willow. 咦?哈哈,是黄姨,就说吧,不可能是小白小米,她们肯定已经被小柳老师管起来了。 Come comes.” stretch/open Tan voice did not improve several degrees the voluntarily, a big stone at heart falls to the ground, this big stone is a bit like mixes the sand that several. “来啦来啦。”张叹不自觉地声音都提高了几度,心里的一块大石头落地,这大石头有点像拌沙子的那几块。 Auntie Huang , ~ “黄姨,呃,嗷~” Opening the door is happy, out of the door stands is really Auntie Huang, finally lowers the head looked, I force to go, two little friend have not been short, raises the small head to visit him with a laugh! 打开门还是高高兴兴的,门外站的果然是黄姨,结果低头一看,我勒个去,两个小朋友一个没少,笑呵呵地昂着小脑袋看着他! stretch/open Tan the stomach contracts subconsciously, feared, but, fortunately, fortunately, two children have not carried meal. 张叹的胃下意识地收缩,怕了,不过,还好,还好,两个小朋友没有把“饭菜”端来。 Auntie Huang does not know that in the back has these, she said: stretch/open Tan, little white and Xiaomi said that must thank you.” 黄姨不知道背地里有这些,她笑着说:“张叹,小白和小米说要来感谢你。” In her smile is full of gratified and commend, the little friend who governs is so sensible, she has the sense of achievement very much, is very gratified. 她的笑容里饱含欣慰和嘉许,治下的小朋友这么懂事,她很有成就感,十分欣慰。 little white, the millet, didn't you have the words to the Elder Brother say? Now says.” “小白,小米,你们不是有话要对哥哥说吗?现在说吧。” Thank you, Uncle.” little white takes the lead saying that says the Elder Brother obviously, how to call the uncle. “谢谢你,大叔。”小白率先说道,明明是说哥哥,怎么还是叫大叔呢。 The millet also followed saying: Thank you, Uncle.” 小米也跟着说:“谢谢你,大叔。” Good, the clever child also failed to study. 好啊,乖孩子也学坏了。 Auntie Huang happily to stretch/open Tan explained why they must thank him, stretch/open Tan listens attentively with a smile, although has listened. 黄姨欣慰地给张叹解释她们为什么要感谢他,张叹笑着倾听,虽然已经听过了一遍。 Comes to sit.” stretch/open Tan invited. “进来坐坐吧。”张叹邀请道。 „......” “不了……” Good “好啊” Two sounds also resound, little white is the person who that reaches an agreement, she just took a step to go forward, was seized the small arm by Auntie Huang, pressing on the spot. 两个声音同时响起,小白就是那个说好啊的人,她刚迈步上前,就被黄姨捉住了小胳膊,摁在原地。 Auntie Huang said to stretch/open Tan with a smile: Sits does not sit, evening's learn/study had started, I lead them to get down.” 黄姨笑着对张叹说:“坐就不坐了,晚上的学习已经开始了,我带她们下去。” Brings little white and millet must walk, little white from pulls out a glass jar suddenly behind, in the glass jar full is the sand! 带着小白和小米要走,小白忽然从身后掏出一个玻璃瓶,玻璃瓶里满是沙子! It is not good! Extremely evil glass jar! stretch/open Tan the pupil contraction, feared that anything comes anything. 不好!万恶的玻璃瓶!张叹瞳孔收缩,怕什么来什么。 However, probably did not have the earthworm, inside filled the sand, the bottle mouth also inserted a light small Chrysanthemum. 不过,好像没有蚯蚓了,里面灌了沙子,瓶口还插了一朵淡淡的小黄花。 Uncle, gives you.” little white gives him the glass jar. “大叔,给你。”小白把玻璃瓶送给他。 Auntie Huang is further old bosom to be gratified: This small Chrysanthemum is very attractive.” 黄姨进一步老怀欣慰:“这朵小黄花很漂亮嘛。” Changed the vase the glass jar unexpectedly, stretch/open Tan beckoned with the hand saying that the intention led, vase even. 竟然把玻璃瓶改花瓶了,张叹摆手说心意领了,花瓶就算了吧。 little white is determined to deliver, Auntie Huang helps her speak, urged stretch/open Tan to accept, in any case was not the precious thing, the intention of child. 小白执意要送,黄姨帮她说话,也劝张叹收下,反正不是贵重的东西,小孩子的心意嘛。 Opens sighs the difficult to turn down an offer make with such warmth, accepted, finally heard slightly spoke in vain a few words, frightened trembling. 张叹盛情难却,就收下了,结果听到小白说了一句话,吓的一哆嗦。 This is the fish lays out to fry on the bird, on bird in sand, raised in vain.” “这是鱼摆摆炒雀上儿哦,雀上儿在沙子里呢,养的白白的哦。” Works as 哐当 stretch/open Tan has not asserted with confidence, the glass jar falls the ground, broke to pieces, the sand dispersed place, the key was two earthworms crawled, his chill, said at heart, your melon baby! 张叹没拿稳,玻璃瓶掉地上,碎了,沙子散了一地,关键是两条蚯蚓爬了出来,他一阵恶寒,心里直呼,你个瓜娃子!
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