SAHDA :: Volume #22

#2132: Your lang is so useless?


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„Hadn't you finished eating?” “你还没吃完?” „...... Does not have ~ “……没呢~” We finished eating, you final, therefore you must remember that washes dishes.” “我们吃完了,你最后,所以你要记得洗碗。” ying chirp, my head is good to hurt duck-” “嘤嘤嘤,我的头好疼鸭-” Did not want you to have a specific use to wash dishes, has the hand on the line.” “又不要你用头洗碗,有手就行了。” Head could not wash bowl of ducks sorely!” “脑瓜子疼洗不了碗鸭!” „Do you want to wash dishes while wash hair? That, your hair are also very many, uses the hair, when the cleaning rag washes dishes.” “难道你要一边洗碗一边洗头吗?那也可以,你头发挺多,就用头发当抹布洗碗吧。” The pomegranate pomegranate said with very helpless tone: Yeah the duck I really takes you not to have means duck mother vermilion.” 榴榴用十分无奈的语气说道:“哎鸭我真拿你没办法鸭朱妈妈。” I also take you not to have means duck vermilion Baobao.” “我还拿你没办法鸭朱宝宝。” You curse at people!” “你骂人!” How did I curse at people?” “我怎么骂人了?” You shouted my vermilion Baobao.” “你喊我朱宝宝。” „Didn't you shout my mother vermilion?” “那你不是喊我朱妈妈吗?” You are surnamed Zhu, I am not surnamed Zhu.” “你姓朱,我又不姓朱。” vermilion Xiaojing did not come out by the resentment of choking suddenly, thinks, this young fat little girl head also flexible. 朱小静一时间被噎的怼不出来,想了想,这小胖妞脑瓜子还蛮灵活的嘛。 You meet the resentment person, could not see that the noisy melon seed hurts, you install.” “你这么会怼人,看不出闹瓜子疼,你装的吧。” Ha, my head is not sore is fiercer.” “哈哈哈,我脑瓜子不疼更厉害。” Remembers to wash dishes, the old lady does not have the time to struggle with you.” “记得洗碗,老娘没时间跟你争。” vermilion Xiaojing turns around to walk, prepares to take an afternoon nap. 朱小静转身要走,准备睡个午觉。 Father does not struggle with you.” “老子也不和你争。” What did you say?!!” “你说什么?!!” vermilion Xiaojing stops the footsteps, turns around, the look is staring at the pomegranate pomegranate bad, prepares to dismember a body her at any time. 朱小静停下脚步,转过身来,眼神不善地盯着榴榴,随时准备将她大卸八块。 Old, old boy I do not struggle with you.” “老,老小子我不和你争。” „Does that wash does not wash?” “那洗还是不洗?” vermilion Xiaojing took up a chair. 朱小静抄起了一把椅子。 The pomegranate pomegranate sees that both hands hold up hastily high, washes! Washes the duck! I wash the duck, do not misunderstand duck mother vermilion.” 榴榴见状,连忙双手高高举起,“洗!洗鸭!我洗鸭,不要误会鸭朱妈妈。” vermilion Xiaojing puts down the chair, as if just she wanted to know the position of chair, do not hit the baby duck with the chair! 朱小静放下椅子,似乎刚刚她只是想要摆正椅子的位置而已,可不是要用椅子打宝宝鸭! Gazes after mother vermilion to leave, the pomegranate pomegranate deeply relaxes. If a moment ago cannot send mother vermilion, she continued to quibble, speaking those words was Xiaobai teaches her! She is also the child duck of suffering, had a bad effect on by Xiaobai that melon baby! 目送朱妈妈离开,榴榴深深地松了一口气。刚才要是不能打发朱妈妈,她就继续狡辩,说那句话是小白教她的!她也是受害的孩子鸭,是被小白那个瓜娃子带坏的! She mumbled, deeply feels the child to live difficultly, heaved a sigh, but at once a spirited fighting spirit and gushes out well uped proudly, looks at the duck! Under such difficult environment, she lived, moreover grew up, turned into greatly Yanyan, turned into the big singer, set up the lofty life to vainly hope , after resolving to grow up, opened the hotel to open the child massage hall. 她嘟嘟囔囔,深感孩生艰难,不禁唉声叹气,但旋即一股昂扬的斗志和喷薄而出的骄傲涌上心头,看鸭!这么艰难的环境下,她都活下来了,而且长大了,变成了大燕燕,变成了大歌星,树立了崇高的人生梦想,立志长大后开饭店开小儿推拿馆。 I really worthily am the strong small pomegranate duck!!!” “我真不愧是坚强的小石榴鸭!!!” So long as gives her the time, she can become the good pomegranate pomegranate that is indomitable spirit. 只要给她时间,她能成为顶天立地的好榴榴。 vermilion Xiaojing leaves the table, watches the television to the living room, leaves behind a pomegranate pomegranate person to sit before the table. 朱小静离开餐桌,到客厅看电视去,留下榴榴一个人坐在餐桌前。 After seeing only the pomegranate pomegranate whispered, is staring at the lens for mobile phone, while the vegetable/dish on grip table eats. 只见榴榴嘀咕一阵后,一边盯着手机镜头,一边夹点桌上的菜吃吃。 Interesting?” vermilion Xiaojing asked Shen Limin. “有意思吗?”朱小静问沈利民。 Shen Limin surprise, had almost not understood that vermilion Xiaojing asked this saying meaning, at once clear, what asked was the pomegranate pomegranate is eating the vegetable/dish to the lens, this type self-deceiving each family cheap trick. 沈利民诧异了一下,差点没理解朱小静问这话的意思,旋即明白,问的是榴榴对着镜头吃菜,这种自欺欺人的过家家小把戏。 Shen Limin with pitying the look shot a look at a pomegranate pomegranate saying: She thought that interesting that is interesting.” 沈利民用怜悯的眼神瞥了一眼榴榴道:“她觉得有意思那就是有意思。” At this time, the restaurant broadcast the sound of pomegranate pomegranate: 这时候,餐厅传来榴榴的声音: Eats that! Eats that small hot pot!!! Flavor how? Very delicious? Un un delicious duck!” “吃那个!吃那个小火锅!!!味道怎么样?很好吃是不是?嗯嗯好吃鸭!” Saying, the pomegranate pomegranate clamped a Jinggangshan dried bean curd to put the mouth of oneself, chewed chews, kept in the Xiaobai same frequency with lens, this as if she can taste to flavor of small hot pot. 说着,榴榴夹了一块井冈山豆皮放到自己的嘴里,嚼啊嚼,保持和镜头里的小白同频率,这样仿佛她就能品尝到小火锅的味道似的。 Shen Limin sees that suddenly thought that the pomegranate pomegranate is quite pitiful, child that has not seen the world likely, what vegetable/dish must shout and wrangle. 沈利民见状,突然觉得榴榴好可怜,像个没见过世面的小孩子似的,什么菜都要大呼小叫。 Our family/home has not treated unjustly her.” Shen Limin said. “我们家没亏待她吧。”沈利民说道。 When the princess raises.” vermilion Xiaojing replied. “当公主养。”朱小静答道。 „Is tomorrow to lead her eats well?” “明天是不是带她去吃顿好的?” In family/home was about to celebrate new year delicious, tasty, wasn't good?” “家里快过年了,顿顿好吃好喝的,还不好?” Child always likes eating outside.” “小孩子总喜欢吃外面的。” If she washes the dish tonight, tomorrow will lead her to eat.” “如果她今晚洗了碗,明天就带她去吃。” „......, The pomegranate pomegranate is also very pitiful.” “……唉,榴榴也挺可怜的。” Made so much money obviously, was actually all taken away by her mother, has not enjoyed the luck. 明明赚了那么多钱,却全被她妈妈收走了,没享到福啊。 Your what meaning?” vermilion Xiaojing is staring at Shen Limin, the tone is somewhat bad. “你什么意思?”朱小静盯着沈利民,语气有些不善。 Haha no, I thought that the pomegranate pomegranate was too gluttonous.” “哈哈没什么没什么,我就是觉得榴榴太贪吃了。” ...... …… Does not raise two people discussions, others pomegranate pomegranate now is happily joyful, she immerses in the happiness that in illusory Xiaobai builds, thinks that oneself also at Bai Village, in the broad square chocked up the table, on the table is completely the countless good food, all kinds, eats one simply to ascend the sky. 不提两人的讨论,人家榴榴现在幸福快乐着,她沉浸在小白营造的虚幻中的美好中,以为自己也在白家村现场,广阔的广场上摆满了餐桌,餐桌上尽是数之不尽的美食,各式各样,吃一口简直可以上天啦。 In the lens, Xiaobai takes the cell phone, walks randomly before the table everywhere, here tastes, there eats, is asks her to eat the invitation of vegetable/dish everywhere, is really the making people jealous duck. 镜头里,小白拿着手机,在餐桌前到处游走,这里尝尝,那里吃吃,到处是叫她吃菜的邀请,真是羡煞旁人鸭。 Anything has, haha, here anything has, the space flies, the ground runs, in the water swims, in the mud drills, anything has, wants to eat anything to have!!!” “啥子都有,哈哈,这里啥子都有,天上飞的,地上跑的,水里游的,泥里钻的,啥子都有,想吃啥子都有!!!” Xiaobai opened the live broadcast pattern, moreover was getting more and more skilled, is self-taught, will tuck in everyone's interest very much. 小白开启了直播模式,而且越来越熟练了,无师自通,很会撩起大家的兴趣。 A crazy man (Han) of pomegranate pomegranate face smiles, silly, in front of lens motionless, sighed: Day duck, the day duck, my God the duck, my soul was cancelled!” 榴榴一脸的痴汉笑,傻乎乎的,在镜头前一动不动,感叹道:“天鸭,天鸭,我的天鸭,我的魂儿都被勾了!” She had self-knowledge to oneself actually very much. 她对自己倒是很有自知之明。 Xiaobai, tastes my family's rice cake!” 小白,尝一尝我家的米糕!” Also the families sent out the invitation to Xiaobai one line. 又有一户人家向小白一行发出了邀请。 Happy baby, is the rice cake, you like eating.” “喜娃娃,是米糕,你喜欢吃的。” Xiaobai greeted Xier to come up, the rice cake was not the dumpling, but at least was the close relative, the happy baby will like eating very much. 小白招呼喜儿上来,米糕不是团子,但起码是近亲叭,想必喜娃娃会很喜欢吃的。 Xier plump walked up, looked at the rice cake on table: Hiahiahia, the rice cake, the good rice cake, Xiaobai, I to eat to the full.” 喜儿圆滚滚地走上前来,看了看餐桌上的米糕:“hiahiahia,米糕,好米糕吖,小白,我吃饱了。” The meaning is, this rice cake is good, but I ate to the full, does not eat. 意思是,这米糕好吖,但是我吃饱了,不吃了。 Eats to the full? What did you eat? You of our family/home have not eaten.” Xiaobai has not thought that the happy baby is so small and weak. “就吃饱啦?你吃了啥子哟?我们家的你还没吃呢。”小白没想到喜娃娃这么弱小。 The pomegranate pomegranate in lens expects too much, that hates the duck. 镜头里的榴榴恨铁不成钢,那个恨鸭。 You eat a duck! You eat to select Xier!!! How many ducks you eat- can't you eat? Eats a duck for us!!!” “你多吃点鸭!你多吃点喜儿!!!你才吃多少鸭-你就不能多吃点吗?替我们多吃点鸭!!!” The pomegranate pomegranate really wishes one could to jump over, takes the happy baby, but generation it. 榴榴真是恨不得跳过去,取喜娃娃而代之。 She complained how Xiaobai will take away Bai Village the happy baby, how to lead her to go?!!! 她抱怨小白怎么会把喜娃娃带去白家村呢,怎么不带她去呢?!!! The living room, sits on the sofa looked Shen Limin who television notified immediately, pomegranate pomegranate wanted Bai Village.” 客厅,坐在沙发上看电视的沈利民立即报信,“榴榴想要白家村。” vermilion Xiaojing lies down on the sofa, the head pillow on his thigh, narrows the eye to sleep. 朱小静躺在沙发上,脑袋枕在他的大腿上,眯着眼睛在睡觉。 However hears Shen Limin's words, she closes one's eyes as before, responds: Thinks always.” 但是听到沈利民的话,她依旧闭着眼睛,回应道:“想想总是可以的。” Bai Village. 白家村。 The happy baby was too useless, was expelled by Xiaobai. 喜娃娃太没用了,被小白赶走了。 You run two, runs two to press, comes back to eat again. Small Xiaobai, you come.” “你去跑两圈,跑两圈压一压,回来再吃点。小小白,你过来。” Eliminated the happy baby, Xiaobai grasped small Xiaobai, this tiny tot can also eat. 淘汰了喜娃娃,小白把小小白抓来,这个小不点还能吃。 Tastes the rice cake of aunt family/home not?” “尝一尝婶婶家的米糕不?” Small Xiaobai feels the abdomen of drum drum, wants to lift to give the little paternal aunt to have a look, the clothes that but wears in the winter were many, raised two, could not raise. 小白摸着鼓鼓的小肚子,很想掀开来给小姑姑看看,但是冬天穿的衣服多,掀了两下,掀不开呢。 A little full full.” “有点饱饱的诶。” Her little paternal aunt turns hostile immediately: Your lang is so useless?” 她小姑姑立即变脸:“你啷个这么没用呢?” Small Xiaobai scolded submissive, the tiger the small face , is being useless and sad of oneself. 小白被骂的低眉顺眼的,虎着小脸,也在为自己的没用而难过。
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