stretch/open Tanhua time outside two days of work, finally analyzing " Pursuit » video completed. 张叹花了两天工作之外的时间,终于把解析《追击者》的视频做完。 When entire video long one hour, after the editing, compressed from the beginning for 20 minutes. 整个视频一开始时长一个多小时,经过剪辑,压缩到了20分钟。 Sometimes from now on all the videos of manufacture, long cannot over 25 minutes, in quick rhythm immediately, the video is too long no one to look. 今后所有制作的视频,时长都不能超过25分钟,在快节奏的当下,视频太长没人看。 „This is first doing, time-consuming will be longer, should be able 2-3 days to complete one from now on.” “这是第一次做,耗时长一些,今后应该可以2-3天做完一个。” stretch/open Tan learns this video manufacture lessons, spent 4 evenings, after familiar flow, from now on should be able to complete in 2-3 days. 张叹总结这次视频制作经验,前后花了四个晚上,熟悉流程后,今后应该可以在2-3天内完成。 The point opens the short video, stretch/open Tan looked again, determined that does not need the supplement and amendment, on to pass to lightly drainings on the video site. 点开短视频,张叹再次看了一遍,确定没有需要补充修改,上传到淅沥沥视频网站上。 Just uploaded the video, stretch/open Tan could not bear the point open, examines various data. 刚上传视频,张叹就忍不住点开,查看各种数据。 Broadcast had two, un, all was contributes. 播放量有两了,嗯,全是自己贡献的。 The commentary number is the zero. 评论数是零蛋。 The point approves the number is one, is contributes, oh, an account number can only select to approve one time. 点赞数是一,也是自己贡献的,唉,一个账号只能点赞一次。 The collection number is also one, is contributes. 收藏数也是一,也是自己贡献的。 The share number is zero. 分享数为零。 The coin number is also zero. 投币数也是零。 The people have earnestly hope that praised common problem, the video of just uploading wants to obtain the extensive recognition of populace, in a half hour, stretch/open Tan the matter has not done, is keeping the floor brush data, commented the number shortly from the zero growth 5. 人都有迫切希望得到表扬的通病,刚上传的视频就希望得到大众的广泛认可,半个小时里,张叹嘛事没干,就在不停地刷数据,眼看着评论数从零增长到了五。 „Small Elder Brother voice is quite warm.” “小哥哥声音好暖。” Article 1 the commentary content is very encouraged, stretch/open Tan silently to this „beautiful named beautiful” the user selected to praise, imagines this commentary the back certainly is a very clever very gentle girl. 第一条评论内容很让人受鼓舞,张叹默默地给这个叫“美啊美啊”的用户点了赞,想象这条评论的背后一定是一个很乖很温柔的女孩子。 Article 2 commented not much. 第二条评论不咋地。 „Guest officer please enters ~” “客・官・请・进~” Article 3 is also. 第三条也是。 „Strong strength does not have, pokes me ~” “壮・汉法・力无・边,戳我~” Opened sighs is enduring suffering to delete these two, looked at fourth. 张叹忍着痛删了这两条,看第四条。 „In the evening I want to go to the balcony.” “晚上我想去阳台。” Acts bashful erratically, is this driving? Does the balcony, look at the star? Looks at moon? The pure person world is very simple. 拿捏不定,这到底是不是在开车？阳台,看星星？看月亮？单纯的人世界很简单。 Opened sighed or deleted, he was not the pure person. 张叹还是删了,他不是单纯的人。 Article 5 is also the trash comments, has the advertisement. 第五条也是垃圾评论,打广告的。 stretch/open Tanxin is tired, this is anyone! 张叹心累,这都是些什么人啊！ He turned off the homepage, whats the eyes don't see the heart isn't troubled about. 他关了网页,眼不见心不烦。 The last second is proud, the will in the thriving business, only hopes that now several people selected to approve on OK, did not dare the extravagant demands is too many. 上一秒豪情万丈,志在日进斗金,现在只希望有几个人点赞就OK了,不敢奢求太多。 He looked for a movie, selects the broadcast, the nest on the sofa. 他又找了部电影,点开播放,窝在沙发上。 The life that passes through is really lonely, these days is not no one makes him to play, but is the beforehand friend, is incompatible with present him. 穿越过来的生活真孤单,这段时间不是没人约他玩,但都是以前的朋友,和现在的他合不来。 Strict, these people are not his friend, everyone cannot play the same place, cannot urinate the same place, especially original stretch/open Tan is two ancestor's common characters, all forms seems like few propriety with the person who he communicated. 严格来说,这些人不是他的朋友,大家玩不到一起,尿不到一块,尤其原来的张叹是个二世祖一般的人物,和他来往的人形形色色看起来没几个正经。 Without the friend, therefore stretch/open Tan gets off work every day on time, returns to the academy, does grocery shopping to prepare food, with getting married some people makes the rounds of guard posts, manages the strict autonomy compared with the wife. 因为没朋友,所以张叹每天准时下班,回学园,买菜做饭,跟成了家有人查岗似的,比妻管严都自律。 This point, his amateur life even compared with gate guard old Li. 这一点,他的业余生活甚至比不过门卫老李。 old Li after -working hours, frequently goes to the outskirts, asks the old man female servant to boast, plays chess, dances several square dances. Actually, what he most excels is the ball dancing, is the old men is jumped with him by own spouse. 老李在工作之余,经常去村头,找老头子老妈子吹吹牛,下下棋,跳几支广场舞。其实,他最擅长的是交际舞,就是老头子们不让自家老伴跟他跳。 The movie from the beginning, stretch/open Tan with the specialized vision analysis plot, just despised the lead not to have the brain unrestrainedly, the next second feels dark crisp. 电影一开始,张叹就情不自禁地用专业眼光分析剧情,刚鄙夷主角没脑子,下一秒又觉得暗爽。 Mindless, flavorful. 正所谓,没心没肺,有滋有味。 A demand of person is pure, then joyful will also be very pure. 一个人的需求单纯,那么快乐也会很纯。 Today usually by stretch/open Tanpen the movie of being a mass of cuts and bruises, will very have the taste that he looks at, knocks on a door until some people. 平时会被张叹喷的体无完肤的电影,今天他看的挺有滋味的,直到有人敲门。 This point, he thinks that is little white, has not set out, said: „Please enter, the gate has not locked.” 这个点,他以为又是小白,没有起身,说道:“请进,门没锁。” The gate was shoved open, Auntie Huang Station in out of the door. 门被推开了,黄姨站在门外。 „Is watching the movie?” “在看电影啊？” „? Auntie Huang.” stretch/open Tan suspends the movie, sets out to ask her to come. “啊？黄姨。”张叹把电影暂停,起身请她进来。 „I do not come, will say a matter with you, noon tomorrow arrives at my family to eat meal, the small raspberry must come back.” “我就不进来了,就和你说个事,明天中午到我家吃饭,小莓要回来了。” „, Good, this business trip may be really long.” “哦,好啊,她这趟出差可真久。” „Yes, their company also is really, making her girl person go to the Guangdong state to treat alone for a half month, the food and lodging in the hotel, really makes people relieved. A while ago has a news, said that a girl stays at the hotel, almost dragged away by the stranger, under the broad daylight, thinks scary.” “就是啊,他们公司也真是,让她一个女孩子独自一个人去粤州待半个多月,吃住都在酒店,真让人不放心。前阵子有个新闻,说个女孩子住在酒店,差点被陌生人拖走,光天化日之下,想想就吓人。” Auntie Huang are very evidently many to the company complaint of small raspberry. 黄姨看样子对小莓的公司怨言挺多。 stretch/open Tan listened to her to talk incessantly patiently, sent off. 张叹耐心地听她唠叨了一阵,送走了。 Just prepared to close the door, hears Auntie Huang who went downstairs to speak with whom. 刚准备关门,听到下楼的黄姨在和谁说话。 stretch/open Tanting a while, the discovery was little white. 张叹听了一会儿,发现是小白。 little white wants to come to his here, in the corridor bumps into Auntie Huang, was detained. 小白想来他这里,楼道里撞见黄姨,然后被押了回去。 Hapless little white baby shoe oh! 倒霉的小白童鞋噢！ He closes the door, the nest on the sofa , to continue the movie that watches has not ended again. 他关上门,重新窝在沙发上,继续看未完的电影。 He thought little white simply, that was an indomitable little friend, although the first bad luck, bumped into president aunt, but second! She avoids nursing of little Teacher willow, rubs rubs, slid, touched to sigh main house gate, knocked on a door. 他把小白想简单了,那是个不屈不挠的小朋友,虽然第一趟倒霉,撞见了园长阿姨,但是还有第二趟啊！她躲避小柳老师的看护,蹭啊蹭,又溜了,摸到了张叹家门口,敲门。 Opens sighs opens the door, sees only this little friend to hold a glass jar, raises the small head to greet grinningly: „Uncle, little white comes your family to sit, do you welcome?” 张叹打开门,只见这个小朋友捧着一个玻璃瓶,昂着小脑袋笑嘻嘻地打招呼:“大叔,小白来你家坐坐,你欢迎不欢迎咯？” You asked that how I can also say, puts out a hand not to hit the smile person. 你这么问了,我还能怎么说,伸手不打笑脸人呐。 „Welcome, warm welcome.” “欢迎欢迎,热烈欢迎。” If he knows that little white to her aunt said his god pokes the stamp, does not know that can also be so passionate. 他要是知道小白对她舅妈说他神戳戳的,不知道还会不会这么热情洋溢。 little white was very happy, gives him to look the glass jar: „You look at my bottle vase bottle, I in seized one to call the chicken carelessly.” 小白很高兴,把玻璃瓶递给他看:“你看我的瓶瓶儿,我在草草里捉到了一只叫鸡子。” The soft moe moe's Sichuan, stretch/open Tanting muddleheaded, has a smattering of knowledge. 软萌萌的川普,张叹听的稀里糊涂,一知半解。 „You first come.” Opens sighing to make her come. “你先进来吧。”张叹让她进来。 little white takes off own small shoe on own initiative, stops does not come in the entrance. 小白主动脱掉自己的小鞋子,停在门口不进来。 „Did uncle you drink?” “大叔你喝酒了吗？” „...... Does not have.” “……没有。” „You are quite clever.” “你好乖哦。” Praised his one, the shoes frame of big eye on near the gate looked, asked: „My child?” 夸了他一句,大眼睛在门边鞋架上瞄了一圈,问:“我的孩子咧？” „What?” stretch/open Tan could not help also say Sichuan. “啥子？”张叹情不自禁也说了句川普。 „Child, my child.” “孩子,我的孩子哦。” stretch/open Tan is frowning, thought child who where you 4 -and-a-half-year-old little guy comes? At once sees her to point at the shoes, remembered Sichuan words saying that suddenly the shoes were a child. 张叹皱着眉头,心想你个四岁半的小萝卜头哪来的孩子？旋即看到她指着鞋子,才猛然想起川话里说鞋子是孩子。 stretch/open Tan is funny and speechless, looks for her small shoe from the shoes cabinet, put her foot saying: „I washed, therefore received.” 张叹好笑又无语,从鞋柜里把她的小鞋子找出来,放她脚边说:“我洗了一下,所以收起来了。” „Fine.” “要得。” stretch/open Tan closes the door, asking her to sit down, comes out the fruit between-meal snack end. 张叹把门关上,请她坐下,把水果零食端出来。 little white licked the lip fast, asked how curiously he comes to have many each time delicious, knows is in the family/home standing-by, immediately incomparably envies said: „You quite love yourself, buys delicious so many for oneself.” 小白飞快地舔了舔嘴唇,好奇地问他怎么每次来都有好多好吃的,得知是家里常备,立刻无比羡慕地说:“你好爱自己啰,给自己买这么多好吃的。” stretch/open Tan: „......” 张叹:“……” little white wants to eat, but polite, hugging the glass jar gives stretch/open Tan to look. 小白想吃但客气,把抱着的玻璃瓶递给张叹看。 „Uncle, you looked, I in calling chicken that in seizes carelessly.” “大叔,你看,我在草草里捉到的叫鸡子。” stretch/open Tan has not understood what is heard what meaning, but sees in the glass jar to think of a black cricket. 张叹没听明白什么意思,但见玻璃瓶里装着一只黑色的蟋蟀。 „Is this cricket that you seize?” “这是你捉到的蟋蟀？” little white happily said: „This is my strong point sai, I can perform to you look.” 小白得意地说:“这是我的强项噻,我可以表演给你看哦。” You think that on sets up? stretch/open Tan asked her to believe, he believes absolutely this was her strong point, therefore performed does not need to perform. 难道你又想上树？张叹请她一定要相信,他绝对相信这是她的强项,所以表演就不用表演了。 Does the performance seize the cricket? If you put, this little thing jumps does not have the shadow, later in my family settling down fresh child, constantly in this. 表演捉蟋蟀？你要是放出来,这小东西一蹦就没影,以后在我家安家生崽,常住于此了。 little white gives him to introduce that warmly this only called the chicken fierce, said is the king in thick patch of grass, fierce serious. 小白热情地给他介绍这只叫鸡子的厉害,说是草丛里的大王,厉害的不得了。 She seems like a young salesman. 她像是个小小推销员。 To sell the cricket to me? Do I seem like two ancestors? stretch/open Tan thought, suddenly heard the door to be sounded, speaking little white stops immediately, raised the head looks at each other one with him. 是不是想卖蟋蟀给我啊？我看起来还像二世祖吗？张叹心想,忽然听到房门又被敲响了,正说话的小白立刻打住,抬头和他对视一眼。 stretch/open Tan asked: „Who?” 张叹问:“谁啊？” „Is I.” “是我。” Auntie Huang. 黄姨。 „Shovels the shovel! Is president aunt sai ~” little white surprised say/way. “铲铲！是园长阿姨噻~”小白惊讶道。 The important matter is not wonderful, her appearance thief, the committing a crime young thief was stopped up probably in the room, like false was pressed the windmill car(riage) of tail experienced. 大事不妙,她样子贼兮兮的,好像正在作案的小贼被堵在房里,又像被假老练摁住尾巴的风车车。 „Come.” “来啦。” stretch/open Tan responded loudly, set out to open the door, saw small plain white cloth spirit arrange/cloth spirit suddenly, leapt up to the kitchen speedily went, lay along takes a look toward here in the gate, the small hand placed the mouth, hinted stretch/open Tan do not say her flustered. 张叹大声回应道,起身去开门,忽见小白布灵布灵的,一溜烟蹿到厨房去了,趴在门沿往这边瞅,小手放在嘴边,慌慌张张地示意张叹不要说她在。 Thinks that some time ago little white was hurried back by Auntie Huang, stretch/open Tan nods, in the past opened the door. 想到不久前小白被黄姨赶回去,张叹点点头,过去开门。 Auntie Huang said: „Excuse me, stretch/open Tan, forgot a moment ago, next week will have two children to enter preschool, needs you to sign.” 黄姨说道:“不好意思,张叹,刚才忘了,下周会有两个小孩子入园,需要你签字。” Gives him a document, is two children's enrollment in preschool materials. 给他一份文件,是两个小朋友的入园材料。 „First comes to sit.” “先进来坐吧。” stretch/open Tan welcomed Auntie Huang, Auntie Huang saw on the floor is putting the glass jar, lowered the head to size up two, was asking: „stretch/open does Tan like fighting the cricket?” 张叹把黄姨迎进来,黄姨看到地板上放着的玻璃瓶,低头打量两眼,笑着问:“张叹喜欢斗蟋蟀啊？” In Chengzhong Village also has the old person to like fighting the cricket, but is the senior citizens, the young people play this, either is the fool, either is two ancestors. 城中村里也有老人喜欢斗蟋蟀,但都是老年人,年轻人玩这个,要么是傻子,要么是二世祖。 stretch/open Tanxian looked at a kitchen secretly, little white did not have the lying gate along, hid, but! Revealed a small feet! 张叹先是偷偷瞄了一眼厨房,小白没趴门沿了,藏了进去,但是！露出了一只小脚！ „......” “……” Fools! You showed small something that gives one away! Receives quickly! 笨蛋！你露出了小马脚！快收回去！ stretch/open Tanga smiles, said muddledly likes playing, sees near the glass jar also to have a small backless stool, extends the foot to cast aside to calmly at the same time, asked on own initiative enters preschool child's situation. 张叹尬笑,蒙混说喜欢玩玩,见玻璃瓶边上还有条小板凳,不动声色地伸脚撇到一边去,主动问起入园小朋友的情况。 Is speaking, suddenly in the kitchen transmits works as a loud sound, has a scare two people. 正说着话呢,忽然厨房里传来哐当一声巨响,把两人吓一跳。 „What's the matter?” The Auntie Huang surprised say/way, must go to the kitchen subconsciously. “怎么回事？”黄姨惊讶道,下意识地要去厨房。 stretch/open Tan said hastily: „I have a look, Auntie Huang you sits here.” 张叹连忙说:“我去看看,黄姨你在这里坐坐。” Auntie Huang stops the footsteps, gazed after stretch/open Tanjin the kitchen. 黄姨停下脚步,目送张叹进了厨房。 In kitchen. 厨房里。 little white pastes in the corner is standing, the double back of the hand after behind, the fright just decides, flustered, violated blunder. 小白贴在墙角站着,双手背在身后,惊魂甫定,慌慌张张,犯了大错似的。 The ground is lying down the bottom of the pot of electric cooking pot, but also is trembling slightly. 地上躺着电饭煲的锅底,还在微微震颤。 stretch/open Tan and little white are dumbfounded. 张叹和小白大眼瞪小眼。 little white closely pastes in the corner, pushes toward in oneself, the small foot rubs on the ground, said crampedly: „Sorry.” 小白紧紧地贴在墙角,把自己往里挤,小脚丫子在地上蹭来蹭去,局促地说:“对不起。” In the living room broadcasts Auntie Huang's voice: „stretch/open is Tan, who speaking? Also some people at home?” 客厅里传来黄姨的声音:“张叹,谁在说话？还有人在家吗？” The little white eyes chaotic revolutions, opened mouth meow. 小白眼睛乱转,张嘴喵了一声。 stretch/open Tan:- 张叹:-- In the living room Auntie Huang was asking: „Well? Has the cat?” 客厅里黄姨在问:“咦？是有猫吗？” stretch/open Tan looked at little white, in the heart shouted, you were really a young clever and resourceful person. 张叹看了一眼小白,心中喊道,你真是个小机灵鬼啊。 Hee hee ~ little white grins to smile, reveals two rows of pure white small milk teeth. 嘻嘻嘻~小白咧嘴笑,露出两排洁白的小奶牙。 At this time is not suitable speaks, he toward slightly did without charge a keeping silent hand signal, returns to the living room calmly. 此时不宜多说话,他朝小白做了一个噤声的手势,若无其事地回到客厅。 „Had the stray cat to come, but has slid.” “有野猫进来了,不过已经溜了。” „In village present many stray cats, circumvent to drill the net, cannot block. The fish in your family anything must pay attention to protect, do not hold in the mouth by the stray cat.” “村里现在好多野猫,翻墙钻网,根本拦不住。你家里的鱼啊什么的要注意保护好,别被野猫叼走了。” „Kitten, although is mischievous, but is very lovable.” “小猫虽然调皮,但是挺可爱的。” „Provoked anger also met the flexure person.” “惹急了也会挠人的。” stretch/open Tan signs on the material, returns to Auntie Huang. 张叹在材料上签了字,交还给黄姨。 Auntie Huang said: „That line, I first went back.” 黄姨说:“那行,我先回去了。” She changes the shoes to the gate, stretch/open Tan sees little white small shoe there, steps on hastily in the sole, hides. 她到门边换鞋,张叹见小白的小鞋子就在那里,连忙踩在脚底,藏起来。 „Noon tomorrow remembers that eats meal.” Auntie Huang urged again. “明天中午记得过来吃饭。”黄姨再次叮嘱道。 „Good, is certain.” “好嘞,一定到。” Finally sends off Auntie Huang, stretch/open Tan relaxes, at once thinks right, why should not be a thief, told her frankly and uprightly, little white here not on line? 终于把黄姨送走,张叹松了口气,旋即觉得不对啊,为什么要做贼似的,光明正大地告诉她,小白在这儿不就行了？ Closes the door, stretch/open Tan arrives at the kitchen, sees only gets a sudden inspiration little white baby shoe that study the cat called, is fronting the foot, stood washes the bottom of the pot in the water trough, saw him to come back, then said: „Uncle sorry, pounded your pot, hehe, I was not intentional sai.” 关上门,张叹来到厨房,只见灵机一动学猫叫的小白童鞋,正垫着脚,站在水槽边洗锅底,见他回来,回头说道:“大叔对不起哦,把你的锅砸了呢,呵呵呵,我不是故意的噻。” At once also says: „I did not fear that president aunt, I am and her peekaboo play, this is my strong point sai, I perform sai.” 旋即又说:“我不是怕园长阿姨哦,我是和她躲猫猫儿玩呢,这是我的强项噻,我表演一下噻。” Forget it, thinks that I do not know you were stressed one time? 得了吧,以为我不知道你被抓了一次吗？ Thank the real three countries unparalleled, the dot camouflage | 1000 coins hit to enjoy, thank the 500 coins of boiling water sea-monster to hit to enjoy, thank flatter Yuan series and late at night but before dawn O and bookworm fresh, when the 100 coins of person hit to enjoy. This book will recommend tomorrow, becomes looks at the recommendation effect with the non- achievement. 谢谢真三国无双、丶伪装丨的1000币打赏,谢谢开水游鱼的500币打赏,谢谢阿元系列、夜未央O、书痴鲜、等人的100币打赏。本书明天上推荐,成与不成就看推荐效果啦。