People of lagging behind, likely regard as the start of inland entertainment world this year. 后知后觉的人们,很可能把今年视为内地娱乐圈的开始。 Except for gold/metal brooms, four young actors playing role of pretty young woman and colors gates, even in the past years the New Year's greeting files of only child, presented two movies to strive for hegemony. Since December, «Jorum» «in October/ten months the Besieged city» propaganda blots out the sky. 除了金扫帚、四小花旦、军旗门,连历年独苗的贺岁档,也出现了两部影片争雄。进入12月,《大腕》《十月围城》的宣传铺天盖地。 Former principal and tradition, have this name, will attract a large numbers of audience to enter the stadium. 前者主打葛尤与传统,有这个名字在,自会吸引一大批观众入场。 The latter principal star lineup and action movie, have the big piece imposing manner. 后者主打明星阵容和动作片,更有大片的气势。 permits non- the left hand and right hand discussed, decided lets «Jorum» first comes, to leave 14 days of box office spaces. Can the later generation you think? Pinched life and death, often several big pieces also presented. 许非左手与右手商量,决定让《大腕》先来,留14天的票房空间。后世你敢想？掐的你死我活,往往几部大片同时亮相。 Naturally, the present watching movies base number cannot support. 当然,现在的观影基数也撑不起来。 On December 15, on Saturday. 12月15号,周六。 The shadow time cinema city, Feng Kuzi , Guan Zhilin, Donald Sutherland attended preview ceremony. Donald not this that signs with Colombia, permits non- added on. 中影时代影城,冯裤子、葛尤、关之琳、唐纳德萨瑟兰出席了首映式。唐纳德跟哥伦比亚签的没有这一条,许非给加上了。 You act the leading role, why first showing? 你是主演,干嘛不来首映？ Discussed the condition, can discuss, finishing talking must do, do not do, do not put on airs. 谈条件,可以谈,谈完必须得做,别作,别耍大牌。 The foreigner professional ethics is good, the enthusiasm supports, highly praises this/should piece, hearing the audience to be dumbfounded. Oh, but also somewhat international model/pattern Er! 老外职业操守还不错,热情捧场,盛赞该片,听得观众一愣一愣。哎哟,还真有点国际范儿！ Waits for the movie to start, Feng Kuzi sits in the chair straightens up anxiously. 等影片开始,冯裤子坐在椅子上挺紧张。 «Jorum» is not a popular new year's film, the black humor young numerous, some people cannot understand, some people understood, but no interest. 《大腕》不是一部通俗的贺岁片,黑色幽默还是小众,有些人看不懂,有些人看懂了但没啥兴趣。 Said, a work lets more deep that the person ponders, popular is smaller. 或者这么说,一部作品让人思考的越深,普及度就越小。 The movie begins, is Guan Zhilin invites, films the documentary film for the successful director. Closing the great beauty are many in the inland fan, saw very much novelly she spoke the standard spoken Chinese seriously. 电影开头,是关之琳聘请葛尤,为大导演拍摄纪录片。关大美人在内地拥趸不少,很新奇看到她一本正经的说普通话。 Follows to change to the shooting site, one group of ministers kneel there. 跟着转到拍片现场,一群大臣跪在那里。 „Yeah, that is I! That is I!” “哎,那个是我！那个是我！” Buys a ticket cruel-heartedly, catches up with woof Baoqiang who comes to see the work to be excited, spoke this was he has participated in the biggest big piece to the side person unceasingly. 狠心买了张票,赶来看自己作品的汪宝强特兴奋,不断跟旁边人讲这是他参与过的最大的大片了。 „You can look such far, I can look such far, Taylor can look such far, Buddha can look infinitely far!” “你能看这么远,我能看这么远,泰勒能看这么远,佛能看无限远！” „This is the difference of boundary, your boundary is lowest, the idiom called to be shortsighted. This idiom calculates that I gave to you free.” “这就是境界的不同,你的境界最低,成语叫鼠目寸光。这句成语算我免费送给你了。” „I also deliver you free an English, Gotohell! Dies you!” “我也免费送你一句英语,Gotohell！去死吧你！” Takes four pebble, according to the height is placed on the stair, what teaching Guan Zhilin is „boundary”. 葛尤拿着四块石子,依高低摆在台阶上,教关之琳什么叫“境界”。 The auditorium is very quiet, without happy, without feeling stuffy, is reading the plot. «Jorum» has this discussion ; first, to create the first half is quite even ; second, does not have the characteristics. 观众席很平静,没乐,也没觉得闷,就是在看剧情。《大腕》有挺多这种探讨,一是造成前半段比较平,二是葛尤没特色。 He plays the unimportant person most to leave selects, is a little kindly and inexpensive, like neighbor big brother. Either is Uncle Li that type, shrewd and crafty, bringing smiles. 他演小人物最出挑,亲切、有点贱,像邻居大哥。要么就是黎叔那种,老奸巨猾,自带笑点。 This piece for the overall style, abandoned individual special characteristics, calculates to have gains and losses. 该片为了整体风格,抛弃了个人特质,算有得有失。 Developed quick a half hour, starts from the plan funeral, the piece is suddenly crowded, finds it ridiculous super funny. After «Obscure individual of», in the movie presented flash again. 演了快半小时,从策划葬礼开始,段子骤然密集,觉得好笑的超级好笑。继《无名之辈》后,电影里再一次出现了flash。 „Funeral opera «Turandot» that is directed by Chinese renowned director stretch/open Yimou begins.” “葬礼将由中国著名导演张艺某执导的歌剧《图兰朵》开场。” „Met saying that by the famous star comedian Feng Gong herd the crosstalk eulogy...... should incite a sentiment again downward, by our renowned rock and roll singer Zang Tianshuo, sang «Friend».” “接下来由著名笑星冯巩牛群说相声悼词……再往下就该煽点情了,由我们的著名摇滚歌手臧天朔,演唱《朋友》。” The picture changes, extremely rough music flash. 画面一变,极为粗糙的音乐flash。 Very abstract Zang Tianshuo bullet hit piano, shouts oneself hoarse: „Friend, the friend, you may once remember me!” 非常抽象的臧天朔弹着钢琴,声嘶力竭:“朋友啊,朋友,你可曾想起了我！” Oh! 哎哟！ Teacher permits sighs with emotion, this is a head of underground society, the belt/bring more than 100 person fighting are also serious! 许老师感慨,这是个黑老大啊,带一百多人械斗也是不得了！ „The new student|life who this unit, we call it Taylor, making him be reincarnated a child.” “这个单元,我们称之为泰勒的新生,让他转世成一个小孩。” Turns out a person of Asian descent child, Guan Zhilin does not like, persists in wanting the caucasian. 结果变成一个黄种人小孩,关之琳不喜欢,坚持要白种人。 During the disputes, comes one: „Where need should be, where person turns into. The African movie is at the initial steps, I thought that he should turn into a black person......” 争执间,葛尤来一句:“应该是哪里需要,就变成哪里人。非洲电影正处于起步阶段,我觉得他应该变成一黑人……” „Ha!” “哈！” The audience probably only then permits non- are smiling, everyone has not understood „political correctness”, this is " Jorum » advanced reason. 全场大概只有许非在笑,大家还不懂“政治正确”,这便是《大腕》超前的原因。 Later, wins over the support formally to start. 之后,拉赞助正式开始。 Film and television circle big alligator stretch/open, searches for the cat, the laughable Cola and report mourning bird, 666 to present like a revolving door. 影视圈大鳄张总、搜猫、可笑可乐、报丧鸟、666走马灯般亮相。 „Tobacco advertisement cannot on, the bureau of industry and commerce not approve.” “烟草广告不能上,工商局可不批。” „Then on the additional line character: The funeral refuses smoking, 666 are no exception!” “那就加行字:葬礼严禁吸烟,就连666也不例外！” The audience had to respond finally , was such black humor! 观众终于有反应了,哦,是这么个黑色幽默！ Following close on, the Beiyingchang ugly customer is entering the stage. 紧跟着,北影厂彪子出场。 That tears tears all, great pain and grief: „Our China actors the collective making amends calcium, has missed one step, without gives you US literary and art circles to make up the calcium with enough time, you are because lacks the calcium dead!!!” 那一番涕泪俱下,肝肠寸断:“我们中国演员早就集体补过钙了,就差一步,没来得及给你们美国文艺界补钙,你就是因为缺钙才死的啊！！！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” The atmosphere is fiery, had the stance of New Year's greeting comedy. 气氛火热起来,有了点贺岁喜剧的架势。 109 minutes of movie concluded quickly, ended in Uncle Ge flirting and in pass/test beautiful woman. 109分钟的电影很快收尾,结束在葛大爷和关美人的调情里。 „Whish” applause resounds, the lord creates the exchange, the audience gives affirmative at the same time feels few things. “哗哗哗”掌声响起,主创交流,观众给予肯定的同时又都觉得少点东西。 ............ ………… „ Was short met the rusticity, was short of the touch of humanity, is short who the custom saw. “少了接地气,少了人情味,少了习惯看到的葛尤。 Lacks several points of warm feelings, does not affect movie's quality, but to certain audience, actually possibly too does not adapt. ” 缺乏几分亲切感,并不影响电影本身的品质,但对某些观众而言,却可能不太适应。” „The «Jorum» carrying/sustaining many social contents, were seemingly incredible, is actually away from us to only have the separation of one wall.” “《大腕》承载了许多社会内容,看似荒诞,其实距离我们只有一墙之隔。” „Comedy has the difficulty, with patting the way of legitimate theater makes the satirical comedy, making the comedy more fun, causes to satirize is more incisive.” “喜剧是有难度的,用拍正剧的方式拍讽刺喜剧,使喜剧更可乐,使讽刺更尖锐。” „Perhaps «Jorum» suits for several years later looks.” “《大腕》也许适合几年后再看。” Media quite critical appraisal, the box office also coordinates. 媒体比较中肯的评价,票房也十分配合。 The first week two days receive 23 million, the times week ended, the box office rises to 69 million, arranges the piece to start to reduce, potential not many. 首周两天收2300万,次周结束,票房升到6900万,排片开始减少,潜力无多。 „«Jorum» estimates finally 75 million, the New Year's greeting files are frustrated.” “《大腕》预计最终7500万,贺岁档出师不利。” „Does this internationalization need?” “这种国际化到底需不需要？” „The audience likes watching the big piece!” “观众还是爱看大片！” „Long-waited «in October/ten months Besieged city»!” “万众期待《十月围城》！” Other company can have 7500 multipurpose dead happily, places permits here to be defeated, fortunately «Jorum» is not in the five-year plan. 别的公司能有7500万能乐死,放在许总这里就是失败,也亏得《大腕》不在五年计划里。 „Ashamed! Ashamed!” “惭愧！惭愧！” Feng pants pressure ku is big, looks for permits non- specially: „Does not do right by you, does not have a chapter of itself/Ben.” 冯裤子压力齁大,专门来找许非:“对不住您,没回本。” „Doesn't matter, Colombia with the big end, I sold their overseas copyright to gain.” “没关系,哥伦比亚拿大头,我卖他们海外版权就赚了。” „You are supposing, can the overseas market be good?” “那您估摸着,海外市场能好么？” „Got along not to relate with us!” “好不好跟我们没关系了！” ! 啧！ Feng pants flexure flexure skull, regretted: „Initially I was also a heart heat, observed closely the overseas market. Now looks like, I build the foundation internally.” 冯裤子挠挠脑壳,非常懊悔:“当初我也是心一热,就盯住海外市场了。如今看来,我还是在国内打好基础。” He surged inexplicably the fighting spirit. 他莫名涌起了斗志。 In permits Feinao thinks, what is this goods next play is coming? 许非脑中思索,这货下一部戏是啥来着？ «Cell phone». 哦,《手机》。 «Cell phone» can pat, do not make fun of little Cui, inside also has 800 million young fatty...... 《手机》可以拍,就是别拿小崔开涮了,里面还有个8亿小胖子…… ............ ………… A movie box office or tall Huodi, the capital or compensates or gains, only then oneself know. 一部电影票房或高或低,资方或赔或赚,只有自己知道。 The outside world displays, empty. 外界表现出来的,都是虚的。 In " Jorum » person eyes compensated outside, was Colombia compensated actually, Teacher permits slightly gained little. 《大腕》在外人眼里就是赔了,实际是哥伦比亚赔了,许老师小赚一点点。 He cannot always weed out the wool, «Time» prepares to continue to cooperate, what this definitely gains is only the contract must sign, Hollywood cheats suppresses compared with anyone. 他也不能总薅羊毛,《功夫》准备继续合作,这个肯定赚的只是合同要签好,好莱坞坑人的时候比谁都狠。 Suddenly the end of the year, «Jorum» preheating finished, «in October/ten months Besieged city» gets online. 眨眼到了年尾,《大腕》预热完毕,《十月围城》上线。