In the morning, is too firm. 清晨,太阳刚起。 This huge city has not regained consciousness completely, the Beiyingchang entrance has lived it up. 这座庞大的城市尚未完全苏醒,北影厂门口已经热闹起来。 Beiyingchang and Xiangshan south-north, is two troops develops the agglomeration. Here is more ancient, the trees are green and luxuriant, the symbolic workers , peasants and soldiers sculpture stands erect to withstand/top in the arch gate. 北影厂和象山一南一北,是两大群演聚集地。这里更古旧,树木郁郁葱葱,标志性的工农兵雕塑屹立在拱形门顶上。 Every day had that people of dream squat to sit by the path on time, like each article commodity waiting choice. 每天怀揣梦想的人们准时蹲坐在道路两侧,像一件件商品等待挑选。 woof Baoqiang was last year comes, mixed for a year to calculate a young cunning person. He has been familiar with not to eat meal in the morning, belt/bring dry rations and hot water come, at noon eats, on possible, is hopeless. 汪宝强是去年来的,混了一年算个小油子。他已经习惯早晨不吃饭,带点干粮、热水过来,中午吃一顿,有戏上,没戏回。 This meeting, he is in the entrance grove crawling tree. 这会,他正在门口的小树林里爬树。 Under several getting to know each other well is creating a disturbance: „Ten seconds, ten seconds! 20 seconds! Cannot crawl to treat!” 底下几个相熟的在起哄:“十秒了,十秒了！二十秒了！爬不上去请客啊！” „Do not cry out blindly, I can definitely crawl!” “别瞎叫唤,我肯定能爬上去！” He climbed up furiously, separates the moment to discover that did not have the sound, turned head to look, lying trough! 他奋力攀爬,隔了片刻发现没声了,扭头一瞧,卧槽！ Jumping down that rubs, takes to one's heels to run. That side came a car(riage), dozens people like hungry ghost of waiting relief, crowded airtight. 蹭的跳下来,撒丫子跑。那边来了辆车,几十号人如同等待救济的饿鬼,挤的密不透风。 „Do not push, do not push especially!” “别挤,别特么挤！” „Lives greatly, has!” “大活,都有份都有份！” One hear lives greatly, the peaceful several points, woof Baoqiang just runs over, strains the neck to shout: „Director, my line, my anything is good, my Shaolin Monastery has studied!” 一听大活,安静几分,汪宝强刚好跑过来,扯着脖子喊:“导演,我行,我什么都行,我少林寺学过！” The words fall, he ka ka turns a somersault. 话落,他咔咔翻跟头。 This is the experience that mixes, often can snatch the role. Deputy director looks, un, suffices to be energetic! 这是混出来的经验,往往能抢到角色。副导演一瞧,嗯,够精神！ The scene is jubilant, all beams with joy, not only means possible, but also means that can mix a box lunch. 现场欢腾,个个眉开眼笑,不仅意味着有戏,还意味着能混点盒饭。 ...... …… Palace of Culture. 劳动人民文化宫。 This is the imperial family sacrificial offering ancestor's place, before dividing, rear palace, the antecourt is biggest, before the palace, has a big square, Yang Yang is a person. The middle keeps a channel, the both sides are the soldier sit. 这是皇室祭祀祖先的地方,分前中后殿,前殿最大,殿前有个大广场,乌央央全是人。中间留出一条通道,两侧是战士席地而坐。 The style is marvelous, the group develops may I ask. 画风奇妙,群演也不敢问。 Deputy director said: „You played Qing minister, did not need to ask the plot, are not related with you. Is divided into three rows, one will run from this channel, I first under platoon team......” 副导演讲:“你们演清朝大臣,不用问剧情,跟你们没关系。分成三排,一会从这条通道跑上来,我先排下队……” His eyes look at woof Baoqiang, short, has the impression, then said: „You, you stand the first row.” 他一眼瞄到汪宝强,个矮,有印象,遂道:“你,你站第一排。” „!” “诶诶！” woof Baoqiang stands jumping with joy. 汪宝强乐颠颠站好。 According to a platoon, ended looked, was shorter. 按个头排,完了一瞧,还有个更矮的。 „You, to the second venting.” “你,到第二排去。” „.” “哦。” woof Baoqiang changes to the second row, looks that the front small dwarf is very uncomfortable. 汪宝强转到第二排,看着前面的小矮子很不爽。 In the history, he truly has participated performance «Jorum», is this second row of minister armor, the face cannot see clearly. 历史上,他确实参演过《大腕》,就是这个第二排的大臣甲,脸都看不清。 But following the square upward, is the stair, above the stair is the platform, Donald Sutherland is listening to Feng Kuzi to speak the play. 而顺着广场往上,是台阶,台阶之上是平台,唐纳德萨瑟兰正在听冯裤子讲戏。 Donald Sutherland, conforms to „non- Hollywood that permits non- said very much, but there is a popularity, said that is not shabby”. Naturally the present audience, the most familiar role should be " Hungry Game » in president. 唐纳德萨瑟兰,很符合许非说的“非好莱坞一线,但有知名度,说出去不寒碜”。当然现在的观众,最熟悉的角色应是《饥饿游戏》里的总统。 This reward, Colombian entire package, entire piece almost real-life scenery photography. 这位的酬劳,哥伦比亚全包,全片几乎实景拍摄。 Good friends! 好朋友啊！ «Jorum» spoke a world-class successful director Taylor, coming to China to pat «End World Dynasty». Un right, plays " Last emperor » stem. 《大腕》讲一位世界级大导演泰勒,来中国拍《末世王朝》。嗯没错,就是玩《末代皇帝》的梗。 He pats is patting, discovered that all things are not right, does not have the inspiration, goes over the time limit seriously, was replaced by the piece side. 他拍着拍着,发现所有的东西都不对,又没灵感,严重超期,被片方换掉。 Under the attack, falls ill the hospitalization, asked cameraman, arranged own funeral. Under the mistake arising out of chance circumstances, this funeral turned into an extremely ox cross/crotch black humor...... 打击之下,生病住院,拜托一位摄像师葛尤,筹备自己的葬礼。阴差阳错下,这场葬礼变成了一出极牛叉的黑色幽默…… Assistant who Guan Zhilin, plays Taylor. 另有关之琳,演泰勒的助手。 Below, woof Baoqiang changed the clothes, did not know that was the official military commander, on the television in often looked in any case, wore a hat, the hat inserts the root hair. 下面,汪宝强换好了衣服,也不晓得是文臣武将,反正就电视里常看的,戴一帽子,帽子插根毛。 Being bored to death, were thinking noon box lunch. 百无聊赖的等,想着中午的盒饭。 Suddenly an entrance tumult, the real celebrity came. woof Baoqiang cadres and masses develop, scared shitless gives to allow to pass through, he recognizes that person is permits. 突然门口一阵骚动,真大腕来了。汪宝强一干群演,屁滚尿流的给让路,他认得那人是许总。 Now mixes this line, pastes permits the clippings on the difference on the wall, sooner or later three will burn a joss stick. 如今混这行的,就差把许总的剪报贴在墙上,早晚三炷香。 „......” “……” woof Baoqiang vision follows, the opposite party is walking, turns the head suddenly, just finds itself, strange stay several seconds. 汪宝强的目光追随,对方走着走着,忽地一转头,刚好瞧见自己,古怪的停留了几秒钟。 When he passes through this range, the group develops dares to speak. 待他经过这片范围,群演才敢吭声。 „Lying trough, scared to death me!” “卧槽,吓死我了！” „I must be able to make his play to be good.” “我要能拍上他的戏就好了。” „Isn't this patting?” “这不拍着呢？” „This special also called the racket? Naturally wants the taking responsibility corner/horn, rehearses with Li Xiaoran is energetic, oh Li Xiaoran that white......” “这特么也叫拍？当然要做主角,跟李晓冉对戏才带劲,哎哟李晓冉那白啊……” „Thinks that the fart eats!” “想屁吃！” „Yeah! He looked at me a moment ago, you find not to have, permits visits me!” “哎！他刚才看我了,你们瞧见没有,许总看着我了！” Only woof Baoqiang shouts, annoys everyone to ridicule: „Right, looks that you were short and silly.” 只汪宝强一个劲嚷嚷,惹来大伙嘲笑:“对对,看着你又矮又傻了。” „You will work as the lead tomorrow!” “你明儿就当主角！” „Thinks today the box lunch.” “想想今天盒饭吧。” ............ ………… „Mr. permits!” “许先生！” „Mr. permits!” “许先生！” permits non- shakes hand with Donald, shifts closes the great beauty, bumps with the small hands, faint backache. 许非跟唐纳德握了握手,转向关大美人,跟人家小手一碰,又隐隐腰疼。 She this year is 39 years old, is still very beautiful, is fluctuating mature flavor-, although still looked like the owl. 她今年39岁,依旧很美,波动着成熟的味道-虽然仍像猫头鹰。 Speaking of Guan Zhilin, always some people spoke the golf. 提起关之琳,总有人讲高尔夫球。 Her relations with the rich and powerful people is truly rotten, but eats the melon to be specialized, golf matter is very false. 她跟富豪的关系确实很烂,但吃瓜要专业,高尔夫球这个事就很假。 permits non- has greeted, carries the chair to sit nearby view to look. Donald is curious, asked is the investor, has thrown «Crouching tiger , hidden dragon», the attitude was also warm several points. 许非打过招呼,拎椅子坐旁边观瞧。唐纳德好奇,一问是投资人,投过《卧虎藏龙》,态度又热情几分。 This is in the play plays, pats Taylor to take " End World Dynasty » scene. 这场是戏中戏,拍泰勒拍《末世王朝》的情景。 While preparing time, Feng Kuzi said suddenly: „A little lines want to add, does not know that Teacher permits did agree?” 趁准备的功夫,冯裤子忽道:“有点台词想加进去,不知许老师同不同意？” „You said, definitely teased with me.” “你这么说,肯定拿我调侃啊。” „Does not dare, is only the sudden inspiration.” “不敢,只是突发灵感。” Feng Kuzi bullies Donald unable to understand, said: „ You look, this foreigner is the fake celebrity, but you are the real celebrity. 冯裤子欺负唐纳德听不懂,道:“您看啊,这老外是假大腕,但您是真大腕。 To ask you to be a guest performer, knows that you do not like beaming with joy, back off, can only make the audience comprehend your great achievements in the lines. 本想请您客串,又知道您不爱露脸,退而求其次,只能让观众在台词里领会到您的丰功伟绩。 And in shamelessly seeking gain with circle makes a comparison, highlights your work ethics and aesthetic level. ” 并跟圈内的蝇营狗苟作对比,凸显您的职业道德和审美水准。” He stroke in the package, fishes out a modifying script. 他在包里一划拉,摸出一份涂涂改改的剧本。 permits non- looks: 许非一瞧: „ Scene: Dark room. “场景:幽暗的房间。 On the table is lying down a young female who wears the mourning band. ” 桌子上躺着一位戴黑纱的妙龄女子。” Mourning band? 黑纱？ Teacher permits the brain made up a widow, un, has the picture. 许老师脑补了一下未亡人,嗯,有画面。 „ King column: This is the Chinese television movie-making big alligator, stretch/open! Is quite fierce in film and television investment, more than 50% ancient costume anthology are he throws, at present is preparing for showing «Pan Jinlian», the entire net elects by ballot. “王小柱:这位是中国电视制片界的大鳄,张总！在影视投资方面相当凶猛,全国一半以上的古装剧集都是他投的,目前正筹拍《潘金莲》,全网票选。 stretch/open: My request is, in the process of entire funeral, this mysterious female who is hoodwinking the mourning band always accompanies by Taylor's remains. 张总:我的要求就是,在整个葬礼的过程中,这位蒙着黑纱的神秘女子始终陪在泰勒的遗体旁。 : Who is this small fox? 葛尤:这小狐狸是谁啊？ stretch/open: This is the sweetheart of Mr. Taylor. 张总:这是泰勒先生的情人。 : Is impossible! Mr. Taylor does not have the sweetheart, he had this heart not to have this strength. Your this creativity, puts at Douglas funeral also almost. ” 葛尤:不可能！泰勒先生没情人,他就是有这心也没这力了。您这创意,搁道格拉斯葬礼上还差不多。” Ha! 哈！ permits non- one happy , to continue to look: 许非一乐,继续看: „ King column: Aii yeah, this is an actress who stretch/open newly signs, online elects that Pan Jinlian? stretch/open the meaning, lets her as Taylor sweetheart, an exposure at the funeral, became famous overnight. “王小柱:哎哎哎,这是张总新签的一个女演员,网上选那潘金莲是吧？张总的意思,让她以泰勒情人的身份,在葬礼上一曝光,一夜之间就成名了。 : Play not red, the person is first red. 葛尤:戏没红,人先红。 King column: Yeah, this meaning! ” 王小柱:哎,就这意思！” permits non- sees this, said with a smile: „Almost.” 许非看到这,笑道:“差点。” „What misses?” “差什么？” „ You give the king the column several plus two sentence, said that the emergence of Internet, is changing the traditional making star pattern. This person compared with the play the red phenomenon, later will be first common. “你给王小柱多加两句,就说互联网的出现,正在改变传统的造星模式。这种人比戏先红的现象,以后会非常普遍。 Said that work also some people do look? 葛尤说,那作品还有人看么？ Ended meeting: The media want the current capacity, the people want the entertainment, everyone needs the revelry, who manages the work! ” 完了接:媒体要流量,群众要娱乐,大家需要狂欢,谁管作品啊！” ! 咝！ Feng Kuzi fine hair diastole, gives the thumbs-up: „You truly suppress compared with me!” 冯裤子汗毛舒张,挑起大拇指:“您确实比我狠！”