„Has does not have familiar familiar, I am a Crosstalk elementary student, Guo Degang......” “有熟悉有不熟悉的,我是相声界一个小学生,郭德缸……” „ This is the old seniors, Mr. Zhang Wenshun, the senior artist, Capital City acrobatics branch first science, transits the discipling from crosstalk senior Mr. Tong Dafang. “这位是老前辈,张文顺先生,老艺术家,京城曲艺科头一科学员,师承相声前辈佟大方先生。 Tong Dafang, in the family/home opens the copper shop, this person is very natural. ” 佟大方啊,家里开铜铺的,这个人很大方。” „This does get up? Your family sells the pot......” “这名儿这么起啊？你们家卖锅的……” „, Is insincere!” “呵,不厚道！” „Sells-out the pot to draw lots you also to a vat, Guo Degang.” “卖完锅抓彩您还得一缸,郭德缸。” „Hey!” “噫！” permits non- exudes one suddenly, the subordinate not yes what's the matter, boss hey, oneself also hey. 许非忽然发出一声,手下人不明白咋回事,老板噫了,自己也噫吧。 Therefore „hey......” 于是“噫……” ? The young black fatty has a scare, what problem? 呀哈？小黑胖子吓一跳,什么毛病？ Told the facts, under sat so many people, he has not adapted. Before most 70-80, now has the crowd to develop, has the staff, the upstairs and downstairs entire were full. 实话实说,底下坐这么多人,他还不适应。以前最多70-80,现在有群演,有工作人员,楼上楼下全满了。 Two cameras to the racket, without the means that the boss must listen to the crosstalk, the request to say an entire section suddenly. 两台摄影机对着拍,没办法,老板忽然要听相声,要求说个整段儿。 Rich, willful, one group of people are accompanying. 有钱,任性,一堆人陪着。 Nowadays who comes to the tea garden? The crosstalk on television did not like listening. 这年头谁来茶园啊？电视上的相声都不爱听了。 The result looks, the feeling is good, is not old like the traditional crosstalk, is not itchy like the television crosstalk flexure person, fresh/live, earth attitude. 结果看着看着,感觉还不错,不像传统相声那么旧,也不像电视相声挠人痒痒,鲜活,接地气儿。 „Old seniors, Venerable, crosstalk big drum two hug.” “老前辈,老先生,相声大鼓两门抱。” „Has studied the funny big drum.” “学过滑稽大鼓。” „ Funny big drum few people listen now, initially there is a senior called a winter melon, is their instructing kind teachers. Put up the winter melon to accept two apprentices, a Mr. stretch/open, don't a Qi, pro- fellow apprentices. “滑稽大鼓现在很少有人听了,当初有位前辈叫架冬瓜,是他们的授业恩师。架冬瓜收了俩徒弟,一个张先生,一个莫岐,亲师兄弟。 In the 80's had old soap opera «Alley Others», was irritable, don't Qi played the retired accountant in inside, impressive. ” 80年代有部老电视剧《胡同人家》,非常火爆,莫岐在里头演个退休会计,让人印象深刻。” „Right, initially also asked me to come.” “对,当初还找我来着。” „How haven't you elected?” “那你怎么没选上？” „My shoulder is crooked.” “我肩膀歪啊。” „Ha!” “哈哈哈！” permits applauds, the percentage hundred affirmations, this little segment is the black fatty is newly-organized, beating around the bush pats the horse buttocks. 许总鼓鼓掌,百分百肯定,这小段是黑胖子新编的,拐弯抹角的拍自己马屁。 Front little segment passes, enters the main text, is traditional crosstalk «Big Offering birthday congrats». 前面小段过去,进入正文,就是传统相声《大上寿》。 The characteristics of black fatty are old idea repackaged in a new way: 黑胖子的特点是旧瓶装新酒: First, these traditional crosstalk reorganizations, turns into the piece that the modern people can accept. 一是把这些传统相声改编,变成现代人更能接受的段子。 Second, to play edge ball, integral point yellow, meat, the audience loves. When had/left the given name afterward, these did not say that changes to the apprentice to say. 二是打擦边球,整点黄的啊,荤的啊,观众喜闻乐见。等后来出大名,这些都不说了,改成徒弟说了。 Deyunshe also starts food circle. 德云社也开始饭圈化。 This «Big Offering birthday congrats», is the black fatty reorganization of this space and time, with former hear of differences, but is very funny. The audience also enters the condition, often creates a disturbance greatly happily. 这段《大上寿》,是这个时空的黑胖子改编的,跟以前听的不一样,但还是很好笑。现场观众也进入状态,不时起哄大乐。 Various director types grasp the lens, knows in heart. 导演各种抓镜头,心里有数。 „Good!” “好！” „Whish!” “哗哗哗！” Said, the audience applauded. 一段讲完,观众鼓掌。 Teacher permits slightly was a pity, he most likes that «Crosstalk 50 Years of Odd Phenomena», now should not write. 许老师略可惜,他最喜欢那段《相声五十年之怪现状》,现在应该还没写出来。 „Thanks, thanks!” “谢谢,谢谢诸位！” The black fatty wipes away sweat with handkerchief board, said: „What kind of, I patronized am being anxious.” 黑胖子拿个手巾板儿擦汗,道:“怎么样啊,我光顾着紧张了。” „Good, has not seen anxiously, relaxes especially.” “挺好,没看出紧张,特放松。” „Can that use?” “那能用么？” „Can use to use!” “能用能用！” odd/surplus modest and the others encircle, vigor vigor: „How many can use?” 余谦等人呼啦围过来,劲劲的:“能用多少啊？” „6 seconds.” “六秒钟吧。” Pū! 噗！ Entire resting vegetable/dish. 全歇菜。 „Very short?” “忒短了吧？” „Altogether 4 minutes, how many do you want?” “一共才四分多钟,你想要多少啊？” The director makes them look at playbacking, said: „Two lens, one was little Guo said that compared with the hand signal, but also very opposed nonchalantly. Another is the big panoramic view, the audience applauds, both of you turn into the prospect on the stage.” 导演让他们看回放,道:“两个镜头,一个是小郭说,比个手势,还挺横眉冷对的。另一个是大全景,观众哗哗鼓掌,你们俩变成远景在台上。” The Peking opera also so, patted for quite a while to keep 9 seconds, lens traced the eyebrow, lens performed, a lens Peking Opera Blues dance spear/gun. 京剧也如此,拍了半天就留九秒钟,一个镜头描眉,一个镜头唱戏,一个镜头刀马旦舞枪。 Oh, everyone understood what is heard, does not feel easily. 哎哟,大家听明白了,顿感不易。 The staff start the blushing package, is very thin, they are also very satisfied, this thinks the voluntary offer, finally also has the service charge. 工作人员又开始发红包,挺薄的,他们也很满意,本以为义务奉献,结果还有劳务费。 Tidied up prepares to walk, permits non- shook hand with Zhang Wenshun: „Old gentleman takes care, but also wants to listen to your crosstalk.” 收拾收拾准备走了,许非跟张文顺握手:“老爷子保重身体,还想听您的相声。” „Certainly certain, pleasing to the ear year can also participate in this grade of important matter, I am honored.” “一定一定,耳顺之年还能参与这等大事,我倍感荣幸。” One group of people poke in the entrance deliver permits, sees the person to board, the black fatty hurries to rub the red package, asked: „How many do you guess?” 一帮人戳在门口送许总,见人上了车,黑胖子赶紧搓搓红包,问:“你们猜多少？” „50!” “50！” „20!” “20！” „200!” “200！” odd/surplus modest say/way: „permits does not treat unjustly does not reveal, I guess 100 dollars.” 余谦道:“许总不亏待不显呗,我猜100块钱。” The people open look, really 100. 众人打开瞧,果然一百。 According to the funds that Olympic Games Bid Committee gives calculates that were too few. permits thought that everyone does not support easily, belt-bag that oneself pull out. 按奥申委给的经费算,那就太少了。许总觉得大家挺不容易,自己掏的腰包。 The black fatty was very happy, said: „Proper, withstand/top our several days of performance, in the evening quick-boiled mutton!” 黑胖子很高兴,道:“妥了,顶我们好几天演出的了,晚上涮羊肉！” „Quick-boiled mutton! Quick-boiled mutton!” “涮羊肉！涮羊肉！” ............ ………… permits Xiaolong already two months. 许小龙已经两个多月了。 Right, permits Xiaolong. Second called permits Xiaohu. 对,许小龙。第二个就叫许小虎。 Either every day eats, either draws, either rests, either cries, can die to her mother bothersomely, luckily some so many people serve. 每天要么吃,要么拉,要么睡,要么哭,能给她妈烦死,幸亏有那么多人伺候。 The small rising sun is planning to lose weight, simultaneously is hoping stretch/open Li lives earlier, because she does not like little building, old wants to move, going back makes Teacher permits wash the diaper daily. 小旭正计划减肥,同时盼着张俪早点生,因为她不喜欢住小楼,老想搬回去,回去让许老师天天洗尿布。 Teacher permits is accompanying a couple recently many, seven months. 许老师近来陪着张俪多一点,也七个多月了。 She was independent since childhood, the custom without the parents in life, simply would have no to make the family member come. Oneself are supporting the belly daily the work, is unconsciously tired. 她自幼独立,习惯没有父母在身边的生活,干脆就没让家人过来。自己挺着肚子天天办公,也不觉累。 Is prone to crying, occasionally midnight awakens, one coaxes consoles to go to sleep. 就是好哭,偶尔半夜惊醒,一番哄慰才能睡下。 Night, study room. 夜,书房。 permits non- writes a plan with a sense of urgency. 许非抓紧写一份方案。 He arrived recently busily explodes, comes back to have a child from Berlin, lives various provinces to discuss the institute line, finishes talking must go to Cannes, since Cannes comes back, this must live. 他最近忙到炸,从柏林回来就生孩子,生完去各省谈院线,谈完又得去戛纳,从戛纳回来,这个也得生了。 On May 14, is the day after tomorrow, the 53 rd Cannes Movie Festival opens. 5月14号,就是后天,第53届戛纳电影节开幕。 Luc Besson is the appraisal committee chairman, «11» «In the Mood for Love» « Devils Came " three Chinese-language film acceptances, is the work of classics. 吕克贝松任评委会主席,《一一》《花样年华》《鬼子来了》三部华语片入围,都是经典之作。 permits non- and old Song must go, is " Crouching tiger , hidden dragon » world premiere, as well as «Busan Line of» next negotiations. 许非和老宋都得去,为《卧虎藏龙》的全球首映,以及《釜山行》的下一步谈判。 „Do pajamas have several?” “睡衣带几件呀？” „Does not use, I buy to that side.” “不用,我到那边买吧。” „Gives you to have two.” “给你带两件吧。” „You are resting, meets me to install.” “你歇着吧,一会我自己装。” „Does bow tie want?” “领结要不要呀？” „Sock took ten pairs to you.” “袜子给你拿十双了。” „Do you swim? With the swimming trunks.” “你游泳么？拿条泳裤。” „Makes you rest is resting, I finished myself to make!” “让你歇着就歇着,我写完自己弄！” „......” “……” permits Feinao at sixes and sevens head, was finishing the thing, thinks that side half of the day does not have the sound. 许非挠着乱七八糟的脑袋,堪堪写完东西,才觉那边半天没动静。 Goes into the bedroom to look, others are lying down on the bed, keeps to put on the suspenders to rest the back of skirt, from head to foot is the clear sleek/moist curve. 跑到卧室一瞧,人家在床上躺着,留个穿吊带睡裙的后背,从头到脚都是圆润润的曲线。 Usually exhibits this appearance, was angry, but places on a couple to be rare. His coming up softly, since behind surrounds, is stroking gently the soft willowy belly. 通常摆出这幅样子,就是生气了,但放在张俪身上非常罕见。他轻手轻脚的上去,从后面环抱,摩挲着柔软有弹性的肚皮。 „Does not make you rest, I am not a child.” “不是让你休息么,我又不是小孩子。” „Do we tidy up together?” “我们一块收拾收拾？” „Was really angry?” “真生气了？” „Yeah......” “哎……” Sees does not speak, permits Feicou passes, bites her ear gently. 见不说话,许非凑过去,轻轻咬她的耳朵。 More bites is redder, more bites is hotter, the body pastes is rubbing together. stretch/open Li could not bear, puts out a hand to push: „Do not be noisy!” 越咬越红,越咬越热,身子贴在一块揉搓。张俪受不了了,伸手一推:“别闹！” She turns around, really the tearful, oneself wiped the eye, touches his face, depending on so many years being together knew that the man a little moves restlessly. 她转过来,果然又泪汪汪的,自己抹了抹眼睛,摸摸他的脸,凭这么多年的相处就晓得男人有点躁动。 Teacher permits this performance is super, when two people are pregnant honest, loyal not three. 许老师这点表现超级好,在二人怀孕期间老老实实,忠贞不三。 „Doctor said.” stretch/open Liyao lip. “大夫说可以的。”张俪咬着嘴唇。 „No, the premature delivery was bad.” “别,早产就坏了。” „Attention effort on line.” “注意力度就行。” „That is inferior not to do, I very vigorously! Your mouth gets angry......” “那不如不做,我很大力的！你口腔又上火……” permits non- a face „little looks down upon person” the appearance, in opening the couple supercilious look hugs her to get out of bed, „packs the baggage.” 许非一脸“少瞧不起人”的样子,在张俪的白眼中抱她下床,“收拾行李喽。”