SF1983 :: Volume #7

#677: Apple pie


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Teacher permits travels to distant lands, actually led many people. 许老师远渡重洋,其实带了很多人。 Finance and legal has a team, security has a team, came from own security company, to learn/study the name of inspection. 金融、法律方面的有一支团队,安全方面有一支团队,来自自家的安保公司,以学习考察之名义。 This group of people disperse in various residences, is that good harvest year good heavy snow, pearl such as earth gold/metal Rutie the friend provides. little don't is only an advantage of being close to somebody, became something for one's own exclusive use of Teacher permits early, can serve along. 这帮人分散在各处居所,也是那位“丰年好大雪,珍珠如土金如铁”的朋友提供。小莫只是近水楼台,早早成了许老师的禁脔,才能随身伺候。 At the end of December, «US Faction» starting. 12月末,《美国派》开机。 This flat and thin piece is the typical American young people culture, the campus group portrait, the role is numerous. Several high-school student diehards, are the virgins, saw that the graduation dance party approaches, pledged that must before saying goodbye to the high school profession turns into the Sir. 这片子是典型的美国青少年文化,校园群像,角色众多。几个高中生死党,都是处男,眼看毕业舞会临近,发誓要在告别高中生涯之前变成大人。 The leads are ordinary, is also ignorant about the natural hope, finally after trying one time, discovered that also such matter, suddenly sees the light. 主角普普通通,对性渴望又懵懂,终于在试过一次后,发现也就这么回事,豁然开朗。 A sports star athlete, the theory sends the sentiment Saint, to pursue the girl joins the choir, successfully found the girlfriend. 一个体育健将,理论派情圣,为追求女孩子加入合唱团,成功找到了女朋友。 Has the girlfriend, the girlfriend always wants to come one perfectly, but the human affairs is not perfect. They ate the forbidden fruit at the dance party on the same day, then drifts apart. 一个有女友,女友始终想来一场完美的啪啪啪,但世事无完美。俩人在舞会当天吃了禁果,然后各奔东西。 One is strange, the super cleanliness/mysophobia, never defecates in the school restroom, must go home drawing. Likes the ripe female, on schoolmate's mother. 一个是怪咖,超级洁癖,从来不在校厕拉屎,都要回家拉。喜欢熟女,上了同学的母亲。 Although is the natural comedy, but attention prefix youth, every has these two characters, told grew. One group of youngster completed the adult ceremony, must rush toward the respective university, starts to live newly. 虽是性喜剧,但注意前缀“青春”,凡带有这两个字,讲述的都是成长。一群少年完成了成人礼,也要奔往各自的大学,开始新生活。 Teacher permits often took a look, went also low-key, did not know the circumstances of the matter also thinks that was the staff. 许老师不时去瞧瞧,去了也低调,不知情的还以为是个工作人员。 At this moment, in villa that the indoor scene builds. 此刻,内景搭的别墅里。 A dramatic team forehand party actor's pay, Brother Wied are not quite skilled, is a little anxious. Is good experiences experienced and reliably because of Jerry, maintains the normal operation. 剧组正拍一场派对戏份,韦兹兄弟还不太熟练,有点紧张。好在杰瑞经验老到,维持正常运转。 permits Feizhan in the surrounding, the vision follows two actresses who are electing. 许非站在外围,目光追随着自己选的两个女演员。 Bulaiteni Murphy, 77 years of living person, is not too famous is not the unexpected winner. In girlfriend who «8 Miles» plays Eminem, develops a waitress in «City of Evil». 布莱特妮墨菲,77年生人,不算太有名也不是很冷门。在《八英里》演阿姆的女友,在《罪恶之城》演个女服务生。 In 2009 because of taking the medicine is improper, sudden dies in home. 2009年因服用药物不当,在家中猝死。 Jessica Alba did not need to introduce, beautiful amusement disaster area. Or the female lord and harem of entertainment article, back and forth on those people. 杰西卡阿尔巴就不用介绍了,美娱重灾区。或者说,娱乐文的女主、后宫,来来回回就那么些人。 The big power power, Yaya and Liu Tianxian, Reba magnificence amusement. 华娱的大幂幂、丫丫、刘天仙、热巴。 Port amusement old king, Vivian Chow, Lin Ching-hsia, Angie Chiu. 港娱的老王、周慧敏、林青霞、赵雅芝。 The women's team, Son Ye-jin, Han Ga-in Han amusement. 韩娱的各女团、孙艺珍、韩佳人。 The day amusement article are quite few, Izumi Sakai, akb48 and so on. 日娱文比较少,坂井泉水、akb48云云。 Oh......” “唉……” Teacher permits shakes the head, is family's good. 许老师摇摇头,还是家里的好。 Ka!” “咔!” Patted one, midday rests, on food. 拍了一段,午间休息,上饭。 The service of Hollywood big dramatic team is quite thorough, the actor with the saloon car, brings the chef, barbecue ice cream anything has. Small dramatic team not this benefits, but is also good. 好莱坞大剧组的服务相当周到,演员给配房车,自带厨师,烤肉冰激凌什么的都有。小剧组没这福利,但也不错。 At least has place. 起码有个座儿。 Jerry carries the meal to collect, said: Boss, our progress is good, will not delay the time.” 杰瑞端着饭菜凑过来,道:“老板,我们进度不错,不会拖延工期的。” Un, saw. That two actresses how?” “嗯,看到了。那两个女演员怎么样?” Oh, was too simply good!” “oh,简直太棒了!” If ancient early the mode of writing, here should be Jerry shows smile that men understand, said: „ Is delightful and hot, is happy, I felt that the square filled the pink froth. 若是古早的写法,这里应该是“杰瑞露出一个男人都懂的笑容”,道:“又甜美又火辣,让人心情愉快,我感觉片场都充满了粉红泡泡。 Especially that Jessica, stayed for a long time the operating efficiency to promote with her. ” 尤其那个杰西卡,跟她呆久了工作效率都会提升。” white Fatty is satisfied, accepts to this boss little, is a specialty. However he, said suddenly: Has a matter, I want to chat with you.” 白胖子非常满意,对这位老板也一点点接受,是个专业的。不过他顿了顿,忽道:“有件事情,我想跟你聊一聊。” What?” “什么?” About movie release......” “关于影片发行……” He is slightly low, said: „ Cactus has made two movies, could not find the distributor, a price of giving is too low, causes the company to go bankrupt. 他略显低落,道:“仙人掌拍过两部电影,一部找不到发行商,一部给的价格太低,才导致公司破产。 You had not possibly understood, Hollywood has the distribution circuit is how important. ” 你可能还不了解,好莱坞拥有发行渠道是多么重要。” ...... …… In the 20's, Hollywood divides up money on the execution the release, and breeds five big giants: Paramount, Warner Bros., MGM, 20 shijifusi and thunder and lightning magnificent. 早在20年代,好莱坞就施行分账发行,并孕育出五大巨头:派拉蒙、华纳兄弟、米高梅、20世纪福斯、雷电华。 The oligopoly, manufactures, distributes and shows a body, pushes aside the independent movie-making and independent theater wantonly. Was latter sued by the United States Department of Justice, is the well-known Paramount bill. 寡头垄断,制作、发行、放映一体,大肆排挤独立制片、独立影院。后被美国司法部起诉,也就是著名的派拉蒙法案。 After that the institute line strips from the production company, but the big plant was still controlling the distribution network. Immediately the television emerges, Hollywood transformation pattern, adopts two-layer equation is quick and slow release. 此后,院线从制片公司剥离,但大厂仍然掌控着发行网络。随即电视兴起,好莱坞转变模式,采取双层式的“快与慢”发行。 Quickly, refers to the big piece. 快,指大片。 Screens massively, the advertisement blots out the sky. The first showing can reach the scales of several thousand silver screens, screens with the world synchronously, at the maximum speed makes the profit. 大规模上映,广告铺天盖地。首映就能达到数千块银幕的规模,跟着又全球同步上映,以最快的速度攫取利润。 Slow, refers to the low cost. 慢,指中低成本。 First opens the picture in New York or Los Angeles, if appraises well, then constantly expands the silver screen number. Proclaiming sends the expense to be economical. 先在纽约或洛杉矶开画,如果评价不错,再不断扩展银幕数。宣发费用会非常节省。 But entire distribution network, is divided into several levels: 而整个发行网络,又分为几个层级: The first institute line, which theater deliveries the distributor must with the institute line consultation and the delivery time, by what pattern delivery wait/etc. 第一院线,发行商要跟院线协商在哪些影院投放、投放时间、以什么样的模式投放等等。 The second audio-video product. 第二音像制品。 The third pay-TV channel. 第三付费电视频道。 The fourth ordinary channel. 第四普通频道。 Fifth is the airplane, hotel, hospital and showing of school these places. 第五是飞机、酒店、医院、学校这些地方的放映。 Sixth is the peripheral derivative. 第六是周边衍生品。 A flat and thin piece, can dig up six skins. 一部片子,能扒六层皮。 Seven comprehensive work have oneself issuing company, grabs the market share over 75. Did not say that others could not distribute, but referred to the big plant resources being abundant, can unfold to six levels. 七大全有自己的发行公司,占据市场份额75以上。不是说别人发行不了,而是指大厂资源雄厚,能铺开到六个层级。 Other medium young distributor, possibly only achieves first and second. 别的中小发行商,可能只达到第一层、第二层。 But independent film what to do? 而独立电影怎么办呢? Only can give others the distribution rights, or reached an agreement beforehand, either attended some film festivals, hoping settled on. 只能把发行权交给别人,或者事先谈好,或者参加一些电影节,以期被人看中。 This with the domestic different, domestic producer can also make money, Hollywood is the distributor occupies the core, the dry/does dirty/small error matter is countless. 这跟国内不同,国内制片方还能赚到钱,好莱坞却是发行商占据核心,干的龌蹉事不计其数。 The big plant will establish a shell company for each movie, specifically is used to design to be in arrears. 大厂会为每部电影成立一家壳公司,专门用来设计亏钱。 For example «Harry Potter And Phoenix Society», North American box office 612 million US dollars, in the account actually owed 167 million. Has a look account that Warner Bros. calculates: 比如《哈利波特和凤凰社》,北美票房6.12亿美元,账面上却亏了1.67亿。看看华纳兄弟算的账: First deducts 212 million distributes is a distributor. 先扣除2.12亿的发行费自己就是发行商。 Buckles 130 million advertising expenditure minimum half to give again own. 再扣1.3亿的广告费起码一半是给自己的。 57 million interest are also the left hand borrow the right hand again. 再有5700万的利息也是左手借右手。 Deducts 316 million movie-making fees and wait/etc again...... all is very reasonable, lost money, signed the producer one cent of being divided into the contract could not attain. 再扣掉3.16亿的制片费以及等等……一切都很合理,就是亏损,签了分成合同的制片方一分钱都拿不到。 My taking office boss does not have the experience, ends up the bankrupt fate. «US Faction» is the section good movie, we want to see that day that it screens.” “我的上任老板就是没经验,落得破产下场。《美国派》是部不错的电影,我们很想看到它上映的那天。” Jerry calculates that the true feelings true feelings, said: Therefore I suggested, attended several film festivals well......, you are also clear, we in lowest level, no distributor friend.” 杰瑞算真情实感了,道:“所以我建议,最好去参加几个电影节……呃,你也清楚,我们都在最底层,也没什么发行商朋友。” Miamiamia!” “miamiamia!” Reminder thank you, I will pay attention.” “谢谢你的提醒,我会留意的。” „, Does not pay attention, but regards the matter of primary importance.” “不不,不是留意,而是当成最重要的事情。” Miamiamia!” “miamiamia!” Okay, I understand, you go busily.” “好好,我明白,你去忙吧。” Jerry sees him to be perfunctory, sighs to set out. permits non- turns head to scold: What do you special eat?” 杰瑞见他敷衍,叹了口气起身。许非扭头骂:“你特么吃什么呢?” „!” “喏!” Slightly has pushed the box not, inside is lying down a apple pie. 小莫推过盒子,里面躺着一个苹果派。 „......” “……” Teacher permits the look is strange, asked: Flavor how?” 许老师神色古怪,问:“味道怎么样?” Soft, warm, mounts the flour gruel, cannot flow carefully comes out.” “松软,温暖,黏糊糊的,不小心会流出来。” little don't is very satisfied, asked: This thing is very delicious, yeah, how others have not seen to eat, doesn't like?” 小莫很满意,问:“这玩意还挺好吃,哎,别人怎么没见吃,不喜欢么?” This should be called the item.” “这个应该叫道具。” Item? Makes a movie to use?” “道具?拍什么戏用的?” The pure youth is very curious, permits non- to satisfy him, making Jerry also call an apple pie. 单纯的青年很好奇,许非为了满足他,让杰瑞又叫了一份苹果派。 In the afternoon the actor's pay begins shooting, sees only the actor to stare at this apple pie stealthily, first with the finger stamp the stamp, pokes a hole in the middle. 下午戏份开拍,只见男主角鬼鬼祟祟的盯着这份苹果派,先用手指戳戳戳,在中间戳出一个洞。 Then took off the pants...... 然后脱掉了裤子…… ( Also has!) (还有!)
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