In March/three months, the weather returns to warmer weather slowly. 三月,天气慢慢回暖。 During the daytime is warm, in the evening blew the north wind, is howling the sweeping streets and alleys. Has passed the rush hour, Huibin Building many rooms were still turning on a light. 白天蛮暖和的,傍晚又刮起了北风,呼啸着扫荡街巷。已过下班时间,汇宾大厦仍有不少屋子亮着灯。 The present seven buildings, are the galaxy and time, he/she lotus had moved out, moves into an editorial department newly, heard that must do a fashion magazine, has not begun publication. 现在的七楼,是星河、时代,伊莲已经搬走了,新入驻一个编辑部,听说要搞一本时尚杂志,尚未创刊。 Eight buildings are the world and «New Film and television» «Present age Entertainment» ; The training classes of nine buildings move to Xiangshan, emptied one, but also are many today a company: 八楼是天下、《新影视》《当代娱乐》;九楼的培训班搬到象山,空了一阵,但今天又多出一家公司: Time venture capital. 时代风投。 The venture capital in the mainland is the new phenomenon, the standard configuration is an analyst team of high level, judges project potential. But this having no need, Teacher permits profound studies investment. 风投在大陆是新鲜玩意,标配是一支高水准的分析师团队,来判断项目潜力。但这家用不着,许老师玄学投资。 The family of three own stocks, just licensed, the indoor is also scattering the light paint taste. 一家三口持股,刚刚挂牌,室内还飘散着淡淡的油漆味。 The media send a manager to be the tool person, looks for an officer, finance and legal counsel again, the small and crude theatrical troupe became. This manager is more miserable, Lian does not have, is listening respectfully to the instruction: 传媒派出去一个经理做工具人,再找点文员、财务、法律顾问,草台班子就成了。这经理更惨,连姓都没有,正聆听指示: „Our investment orientations, are mainly the Internet industries, naturally other. If some people relate, you look for me......” “我们的投资方向,主要是互联网产业,当然其他的也可以。如果有人联系,你就找我……” „Also looks for me!” “也找我！” „Looking for me was good.” “找我就行了。” „Is.” “是是。” The manager wiped the perspiration, since the structural adjustment, everyone feelings, the marrying into the wife's household son-in-law inherits the family property presently- actually, Teacher permits did not have the media stock. 经理抹了抹汗,自从结构调整,现大家都有一种感觉,入赘女婿继承家业了-其实并不,许老师本就有传媒股份。 The small rising sun transferred, discontented say/way: „Was too crude, can look down upon?” 小旭则转了一圈,不满道:“太简陋了,会不会让人看不起？” „Does an investment company do does do lavishly? More importantly project.” “一投资公司搞那么阔气干嘛？重要的是项目。” permits Feisuan the time, said: „I go to Xiaoxiang to meet last ten days of the month, tomorrow will start to have the advertisement. The general meaning is we favors Chinese Internet, is willing to help the man of insight complete the dream and so on.” 许非算算时间,道:“我下旬去潇湘开会,明天就开始打广告吧。大概意思是我们非常看好中国互联网,愿帮助有识之士完成梦想云云。” „Good.” “好的。” Exhorted, they get off work. 嘱咐了一番,俩人下班。 The weather is late, the cold wind caresses the face, the small rising sun obstructs with the scarf, said suddenly: „Walks?” 天色已晚,寒风扑面,小旭拿围巾一遮,忽道:“走回去吧？” „Ok.” “行啊。” permits non- holds on her hand, the leisure round trip walks. 许非拉住她的手,慢慢悠悠往回走。 Very nearly, drives also to circle, walks on a line. Before long then finds the community, as well as opposite view world villa. 非常近,开车还得绕,走就一条线。不一会便瞧见小区,以及对面的观天下别墅。 „This must go bad, north is also newly-built.” “这家要坏了,北面又要新建呢。” „What background?” “什么来路？” „Listened to the small couple to say is a Taiwanese businessman, called what amethyst......, Ziyu Villa, constructs one issue this year.” little Xu said. “听小俪说是台商,叫什么紫玉的……哦,紫玉山庄,今年建一期。”小旭道。 „Do we buy several?” “咱买几栋？” „Good, remains is having a rest. When Wenyu River fixed, there we move.” “好呀,留着歇脚的。等温榆河的修好了,我们搬那儿去。” During the speeches arrived, she raised the head to have a look at Huiyuan Apartment, said: „Oh, I like the hundred flowers alley.” 说话间就到了,她抬头看看汇园公寓,又道:“唉,我还是喜欢百花胡同。” „......” “……” permits non- rolls the eyes. However is also, three people keep old friendships in mind, do not look at the world to buy the building, the countryside also has Zhuangzi. Really wanted old, but must return to the hundred flowers deep place. 许非翻白眼。不过也是,仨人都念旧,甭看全球买楼,乡下还有庄子。真要老了,还得回到百花深处。 Arrives at the ground floor, stretch/open Li just looked at one in the balcony, waits on various types of acids. 走到楼底下,张俪刚好在阳台看了一眼,等上去就各种酸。 „I said slowly, originally takes a walk hand in hand.” “我说慢呢,原来手拉手散步呢。” „Aiya, is not near!” “哎呀,不是近嘛！” The small rising sun held in the arms her neck, Teacher permits hugs to coax coaxing together. 小旭搂住她脖子,许老师一块抱起来哄了哄。 Spring is dry, three people change to the clothing of the new season a little gets angry, the dinner element is pale, a table is green. He turns on the television conveniently, latest time «Happy Percentage Hundred». 春天干燥,仨人换季的时候都有点上火,晚饭素淡,一桌子绿。他随手打开电视,最新期的《开心百分百》。 „Really false not! Today we invite four honored guests, same three false one, really this was really fierce, everyone guesses that what occupation he is?” what Jiongdao. “真的假不了！今天我们请来四位嘉宾,同样三假一真,真的这位厉害了,大家猜猜他是什么职业？”何炯道。 „Looks on the chef, the non- chef cannot come out this makings.” Based in honored guest beam Tiandao. “一看就厨子啊,非厨子出不来这气质。”常驻嘉宾梁添道。 „Haha!” “哈哈！” Side Heta inspires greatly happily, „I also guess the chef.” 旁边田振大乐,“我也猜厨师。” „Chef!” “厨师！” „Chef!” “厨师！” The lens in a flash, see only four black fat people, for the first time takes a look with quadruplet. Right, a master chef of handed down in the family origin. 镜头一晃,只见四个黑胖子,乍一瞅跟四胞胎似的。没错,其中一位正是家传渊源的大厨。 Follows to visit first, the small eye blinks. 跟着访问第一个,小眼睛眨巴眨巴。 „ Hello, I, my name is Guo, excel at the Shandong cuisine. The Shandong cuisine is one of the eight big cuisines, but everyone is not possibly clear, inside is also divided into many schools. “大家好,我,我姓郭,擅长鲁菜。鲁菜属八大菜系之一,但大家可能不清楚,里面还分为很多流派。 Has the Poshan cuisine, the aid cuisine of southern China, the Jiaodong cuisine, the Confucian Residence vegetable/dish and southwestern Shandong, what I study is the Poshan cuisine. ” 有博山菜、济南菜、胶东菜、孔府菜和鲁西南,我学的是博山菜。” A standard spoken Chinese of this person of Qilu taste, starting to be a little intense, finally more said is smoother, finally could not stop. 此人一口齐鲁味儿的普通话,开始有点紧张,结果越说越溜,最后停不住了。 „ The Poshan crisp pot and tofu box, braise the vegetable/dish, meatball, eight-treasure rice pudding, the colored glaze sweet potato and harsh animal skin soup, to stir-fry the sliced meat...... most to excel below, is the Poshan tofu box. “博山酥锅、豆腐箱、烩菜、丸子、八宝饭、琉璃地瓜、酸辣肉皮汤、爆炒肉片……在下最擅长的,正是博山豆腐箱。 Mentioned this tofu box, time-honored. 说起这豆腐箱,历史悠久。 During the Xianfeng years, Poshan had a Zhang, the name succeeds in the imperial civil service examination system, the infant name opened nine, was known as that the Poshan chef's the first person...... the nice vegetable/dish entertainment guest, Zhang Dengke has not gotten a sudden inspiration, slivered the rectangle block the tofu, inside pulled out spatially, filled in the filling, first after exploding steamed, finally irrigated juice. 早在咸丰年间,博山有一张姓,名登科,乳名张九,号称博山厨师第一人……没有像样的菜招待客人,张登科灵机一动,把豆腐切成长方块,里面掏空,填上馅料,先炸后蒸,最后浇汁儿。 Stuffing is have fried the small tofu, dried shelled shrimp, auricularia auricula and amomum xanthioides powder, juice with the cucumber piece tomato piece, made salty fresh juice, selects the acid. skin Renxian is tender, provides much food for thought...... ” 馅儿是炒过的蝇头豆腐、海米、木耳、砂仁粉,汁儿是用黄瓜片西红柿片,做成的咸鲜汁儿,略带点酸。皮韧馅嫩,回味无穷……” „Can wait for the meeting!” “等会等会！” beam Tian breaks suddenly, said: „I thought you very look like, now changed the idea, you were not a chef, you should be engage in the crosstalk.” 梁添忽然打断,道:“我原本觉得你挺像的,现在改主意了,你不是厨子,你应该是个说相声的。” „This glib lips were too smooth!” Tian Zhendao. “这嘴皮子太溜了！”田振道。 „I listened greedily!” sweet Pingdao. “我都听馋了！”甘苹道。 „, The buddy you possibly revealed the secret, truly like engaging in crosstalk.” Ginger five. “咳咳,哥们你可能露馅了,确实像说相声的。”姜五道。 „Ha!” “哈哈哈！” The audience is greatly happy, as soon as the young black fatty listened ignorant, revealed awkwardly does not lose the polite the smile, therefore the audience was happier. 现场观众大乐,小黑胖子一听懵了,露出尴尬又不失礼貌的笑容,于是观众更乐。 Therefore the atmosphere is merry, the flow continues, other three also very diligently, finally to electing. 于是气氛快活起来,流程继续走,其他三位也很努力,最后到选的时候。 „On the 1 st was too interesting, I choose 2 nd!” “一号太有意思了,我选二号！” „1 st is not does not want to elect you, was too obvious, I choose 3 rd.” “一号不是不想选你,太明显了,我选三号。” „1 st this buddy can become friends, I choose 4 th!” “一号这哥们可以交个朋友,我选四号！” The result comes out, 2 nd real, but focus all on 1 st. Cao shadow asked: „What is your true occupation?” 结果出来,二号是真的,但焦点全在一号身上。曹影问:“您的真正职业是什么？” „, I engaged in the crosstalk.” “呃,我说相声的。” „Haha!” “哈哈！” The small rising sun covers the belly to be happy, „teased this person.” 小旭捂着肚子乐,“太逗了这人。” „Program effect is good.” stretch/open Li also smiles. “节目效果蛮好的。”张俪也笑。 permits non- the expression is strange, immediately calls Long Denny, „feeds? 1 st what's the matter?” 许非表情古怪,当即给珑丹妮打个电话,“喂？一号怎么回事？” „Does not guess the chef, I looked for three comparisons to look like. This person performs in a theatrical troupe, engaged in the crosstalk. I gave him beforehand the manuscript, finally he himself added the word, I looked at the effect well.” “不是猜厨子么,我找了三个比较像的。这人在一个剧团唱戏,也说相声。我事先给他稿了,结果他自己加词,我看效果好就过了。” „On the spot how do you feel?” “你现场感觉怎么样？” „Also ok, the glib lips are really agile.” “还行吧,嘴皮子是真利索。” „Like this, you first sign to make short, stay behind hit mixed anything.” “这样,你先签个短约,留下打个杂什么的。” „Understood!” “明白！” Teacher permits hangs up the telephone, finds it interesting. 许老师挂断电话,也觉得有意思。 old Guo! 老郭嘛！ In the history he three rushes to Capital City, in the late 80's one time, 94 years one time, 95 years one time. 历史上他三闯京城,80年代末一次,94年一次,95年一次。 Rented a house in Huang Village energetically, every month 150, looked for a theatrical troupe in Shakou. Once ended late, without the public transportation, in the pocket also remains two dollars. 在大兴黄村租了个房子,每月150,又在沙口子找了个剧团。有一次结束晚,没公交,兜里还剩两块钱。 To work as the travel expense the table to the taxi, others do not draw. Oneself one cruel-hearted, two dollars buy the steamed stuffed bun to eat the supplement physical strength, then walks, before dawn arrives home. 想把表给出租车当路费,人家不拉。自己一狠心,两块钱买包子吃补充体力,然后走回去的,凌晨才到家。 Daily what eats is the vermicelli flour gruel adds the green onion, painstakingly several years. However his stage experience and basic skills, practices from this. 日常吃的是挂面糊糊加大葱,苦了好几年。不过他的舞台经验和基本功,也是从这练出来的。 What he wants to say is the theater crosstalk, in the platform said for dozens minutes, rather than wore a suit, stood says ten minutes in lens. Also wants to go for shelter, but no one wants, repels. Oneself said: 他想说的是剧场相声,站台上讲几十分钟,而不是穿个西装,站在镜头里讲个十分钟。也想投奔过,但没人要,都排斥。自己说了: „So long as gives me the mouth food to eat, I rather give you to work as the dog, but you feared that I bite you, does not receive.” “只要给我口饭吃,我宁愿给你当狗,但你怕我咬你,不收。” Therefore is this environment, compels old Guo. 所以是这个环境,生生把老郭逼出来的。 „......” “……” permits non- ponders over, cannot spoil by trying is too helpful, to the living cost allowance, first lets out the exercise. 许非琢磨琢磨,不能拔苗助长,给点生活补助,先放出去锻炼吧。 When crucial moment to then invests the crosstalk men's team, looks for Mr. stretch/open of crooked shoulder, ready-made odd/surplus modest. 等火候到了再投资个相声男团,找个歪肩膀的张先生,还有现成的余谦。