The old horse's head reported the program, being less adept. 老马头回上节目,远没有那么娴熟。 Comes up ka ka to make mistakes, tosses about one to start to introduce: „ Mentioned Teacher horse, the status was not ordinary, first was the literary editor was right? 上来咔咔犯错,折腾一会才开始介绍:“说起马老师呢,身份可不一般,第一个是文学编辑对吧？ Second was fierce, the famous seahorse work room, is he coordinates to found. ” 第二个就厉害了,大名鼎鼎的海马工作室,就是他牵头创建的。” ! 哇！ The audience perform the surprised facial expression. 观众表演出惊讶的神情。 „Members who? Mo Yan, Su Tong, Liu Heng, Yu Hua...... all are the big writers of ranking among the best.” “那成员都有谁呢？莫言、苏童、刘恒、余华……全是数一数二的大作家。” ! 哇！ The audience are even more amazed. 观众愈发惊诧。 gold/metal Qiao and Chen Sha are the only normal people, mumbled low voice: „Originally is the seahorse so fierce?” 金荞和陈莎是仅有的正常人,小声叨咕:“原来海马这么厉害呢？” „Heard that woof Shuo is also, how to raise?” “听说汪朔也是,怎么没提？” „woof Shuo was not does not let the propaganda.” “汪朔不是不让宣传了么。” „, Right.” “哦,对对。” what Jiong introduced one, Cao shadow asked: „What relations then has with our programs?” 何炯介绍一通,曹影问:“那跟我们的节目有什么关系呢？” „, This must say the third status. horse teacher, you come.” “诶,这就要说第三个身份了。马老师,还是您自己来吧。” „......” “呃……” horse health/guard took the microphone, the stutter two were saying: „My one hobby, is not the expert, is likes turning over the antique, can have the small 20 years.” 马卫都拿着话筒,结巴了两下才道:“我就一业余爱好,算不上专家,就是爱倒腾古玩,能有小二十年了。” „How many antiques in your family/home has? What oldest is which?” “那您家里有多少件古玩？年代最久的是哪个？” „More than 1000, what is longest was a Han Dynasty jade.” “一千多件吧,最久的是一枚汉代玉璧。” „Han Dynasty jade, that had in 2000, was serious.” “汉代玉璧,那有两千年了,不得了不得了。” „Yeah, cannot compare your family boss, he had the copper nobility of Western Zhou Dynasty, nearly in 3000, will not make me look......” “哎,比不上你家老板,他有个西周的铜爵,快三千年了,死活不让我看……” „This pinched.” permits Feidao. “这句掐了。”许非道。 „Okay.” The director curls the lip. “好好。”导演撇嘴。 Takes a seat the nag to the one side. Four people go on stage, everyone defends a treasure, three are the vegetarian people, thousand select ten thousand Xuanxuan to come out, the performance wants intensely, is named the play essence. 老马到一旁就座。四位群众上场,每人守一宝贝,有三个是素人,千挑万选选出来的,表演欲强烈,俗称戏精。 First is the aunt, on the table suspends a head/number of people big large bowl. 第一个是大妈,桌上摆一人头大的大碗。 The spirit is stimulated, delighted: „Mentioned this thing, may have the background. My grandfather is a doctor, over 90 years old is, just liberated that to see the person. Incurable disease, how did not rescue well, finally my grandfather went......” 精神亢奋,眉飞色舞:“说起这件东西,可有来头。我爷爷是个大夫,九十多岁了,刚解放那会给人看病。不治之症,怎么都救不好了,结果我爷爷一去……” „, Was good!” what Jiongjie said. “诶,就好了！”何炯接道。 „Not, highly effective!” “可不,药到病除！” „ That person of poverty, cannot draw cash, gave my grandfather this thing. My grandfather has not been serious, has installed the brined vegetable to come, a while ago a friend saw, oh this is the treasure! “那人穷,拿不出钱,就把这东西送我爷爷了。我爷爷没当回事,一直装咸菜来着,前阵子一朋友见了,哎哟这是宝贝啊！ Said that is anything...... ” 说是什么……” The aunt scratches the head, but also displays freely, „said that was the porcelain of Qianlong time, resulted in value several hundred thousand.” 大妈挠挠头,还自由发挥一下,“说是乾隆时候的瓷器,得值个几十万。” Buzz! 嗡！ This chapter of audience does not know that reveals. 这回观众就不知道了,真实流露。 The later generation warning treasure, above has not blown ten million/countless embarrassed, mother's in 1994, a broken bowl several hundred thousand...... 后世鉴宝,没千万以上都不好意思吹,妈的1994年啊,一个破碗几十万…… „If this is real, you did plan to sell?” “如果这是真的,您打算卖了么？” „Sells, must sell!” “卖,必须卖！” „What sold made?” “卖了做什么呢？” „Takes a wife to the son, oh the present takes a wife expensively this......” “给儿子娶媳妇啊,哎哟现在娶媳妇这个贵啊……” The aunt performs, the nag takes a look in the past, said: „ I can only say that this called the famille rose lotus responsibility lotus large bowl, outside everyone looked is white Dier the famille rose, drew lotus lotus leaf, inside was the tobacco mosaic. 大妈表演完,老马过去瞅了瞅,道:“我只能说这叫粉彩荷花荷莲大碗,大家看外面是白底儿粉彩,画荷花荷叶儿,里面是青花的。 The embryo and glaze are very thin, the whole is quite complete. ” 胎和釉都很细,整体比较完整。” Gave a specious appraisal, is one's turn second. 给了一通似是而非的评价,轮到第二个。 This is a Sir, carries the position in a hierarchy, is the overlapping chair leg, can fold. In the ancient times, the status honored person can sit, therefore there is „the highest post” view. 这是位大爷,拎把交椅上来,就是交叉的椅子腿,可以折叠。在古代,身份尊贵的人才能坐,所以有“头把交椅”的说法。 Sir was fiercer, said oneself turns over the lumber, changed this with one car(riage) red acid the chair, Wanli of Ming emperor has sat. 大爷更猛,说自己是倒腾木料的,用一车红酸枝换了这把椅子,明代万历皇帝坐过。 Third is a younger sister, took Zhang Daqian's picture, said that the father saves with the family/home in completely buys. 第三位是个妹子,拿了幅张大千的画,说爸爸用家里全部积蓄买的。 Fourth is the staff, took revered the image of Buddha, said that the friend lent money to do business, compensated, paid off a debt in labor with the thing. 第四位是工作人员,拿了尊佛像,说朋友借钱做生意,赔了,拿东西抵债。 If in the later generation, listens to a story, nowadays the audience is solid! Calls out in alarm the discussion by fits and starts, including does not know that the television station personnel of inside story also follow lively. 若在后世,就听一故事,这年头观众实在啊！惊呼议论一阵一阵,连不知内情的电视台人员也跟着热闹。 Finally guesses. 最后猜。 „First removed Wanli that chair, was too mysterious. That picture, I thought that is also false, pure feeling. The image of Buddha was too ugly, does not like. I choose the porcelain.” river Shandao. “首先排除万历那椅子,太玄乎了。那画吧,我觉得也是假的,纯感觉。佛像太丑了,不喜欢。我选瓷器吧。”江杉道。 „I also thought that the chair is fake, did the casualness that the emperor sits look? I choose the picture.” Zhao Ming ming said. “我也觉得椅子是假的,皇上坐的随随便便就找出来了？我选画。”赵铭铭道。 „Hehe, you are tender the point......” “嘿嘿,你们还嫩点……” beam Tian blinks, said: „You must ponder over the psychology of program group, more like really more may not be. I bet, I choose the chair!” 梁添眨巴眨巴,道:“你得琢磨节目组的心理,越不像真的越有可能是真的。我赌一把,我选椅子！” Jiang Qinqin does not have the opinion, left asked right asked, hoodwinked one: „I, I choose the image of Buddha.” 蒋琴琴没主见,左问右问,蒙了一个:“我,我选佛像吧。” „Beforehand stated, four litigants are like us, not knows certainly, and signed the contract copy clerk, respects our appraisal results.” “事先声明,四位当事人跟我们一样,绝无知晓,并签了合同文书,尊重我们的鉴定结果。” „Good, invited Teacher horse for our making known answer!” “好,请马老师为我们揭晓答案！” The horse health/guard shakes, first takes up that porcelain, said: „ This you said that Qianlong official ware, first even/including Kuaner did not have, definitely was not an official ware. 马卫都晃悠过去,先拿起那瓷器,道:“这个您说乾隆官窑的,首先连款儿都没有,肯定不是官窑。 Although the embryo glaze is quite thin, the painter is also very natural, but was not the Qianlong time popular design...... ” 胎釉虽然比较细,画工也很自然,但也不是乾隆时候流行的图案……” „Aiya, said that is false?” “哎呀,这么说是假的？” „In any case not......” “反正不……” „My ei it!” “我ei了它！” The nag finishes barely the words, the aunt look is excited, takes up the large bowl to fall. 老马话音未落,大妈神色激动,拿起大碗就要摔。 Lying trough! The host has a scare, hurries to block: „Don't!” 卧槽！主持人吓一跳,赶紧拦住:“别别别！” „Fake don't Liu, I am falling!” “假的甭留着,我摔了！” „, You calmly! Calm!” “别别,您冷静点！冷静点！” Instantly, lively one group. 刹时间,现场热闹一团。 The nag also quickly grasps the meaning of something, busy say/way: „You listened to me saying that also! Although this was not Qianlong period, but should be the clear later period imitates, the physical appearance was complete, technique excellent, had certain value.” 老马也一激灵,忙道:“您听我说完,还有呢！这虽然不是乾隆时期的,但应该是清晚期仿制,品相完整,技法上乘,有一定价值。” „That value how much money?” “那值多少钱？” „1000.” “一千块吧。” As soon as the aunt listened is also happy, „1000 also became, gave for nothing in any case.” 大妈一听又乐了,“一千也成,反正白给的。” „......” “……” permits Feizhi knits the brows, asked: „Where person of looking?” 许非直皱眉,问:“哪找的人啊？” „Suburb village, truly is her grandfather remains.” “郊区一个村,确实是她爷爷留下来的。” „Has ignited.” “有点过火。” „That, that re-recording?” “那,那重录一遍？” „Ok, tries the water also becomes.” “算了,试试水也成。” Follows continue, the chair is certainly fake, but indeed Ming Dynasty emperor has sat position in a hierarchy, value several million. 跟着继续,椅子当然是假的,不过的确有一把明代皇帝坐过的交椅,值几千万。 The picture is also false, finally to Buddhism office. 画也是假的,最后到佛教手办。 „This called Yan Modi, was the protection god of Tibetan Buddhism. The ox head person, three items of two arm both legs, the under foot steps on the cow at the same time, the representative is surrendering the hell and life and death.” “这叫阎魔敌,是藏传佛教的护法神。牛头人身,一面三目二臂双腿,脚下踩着牛,代表降服地狱、生死。” horse health/guard hold the treasure, is unable to put down saying: „This is the copper fine gold gold/metal, should be early morning period, everyone looked that the physical appearance is good, the left hand holds the rope, the right hand skeleton stick, the whole body is the string of pearls chain...... the good thing.” 马卫都捧着宝贝,爱不释手道:“这尊是铜鎏金的,应该是清早期,大家看品相非常好,左手持索,右手骷髅棒,周身全是璎珞链……好东西啊。” „How many do you estimate?” “您估价多少呢？” „Last year Hong Kong had a similar auction, small 300,000.” “去年香港有个类似的拍卖,小30万。” „Hong Kong dollar?” “港币？” „Dollar!” “美金！” Oh! 哇哦！ gold/metal Qiaowu was quiet, such thing value 300,000 dollars? 金荞捂住嘴,这么个玩意值30万美金？ Tosses about, the first link finished, rests for 20 minutes. 折腾一番,第一个环节结束,休息20分钟。 permits non- called the people, one by one direction, with old training ground: „Your news was obsolete, last month had an auction, 350,000.” 许非把众人叫过来,挨个指点,跟着对老马道:“你消息过时了,上月有场拍卖,35万了。” „Yo, that prospect!” “哟,那前景看好啊！” horse health/guard remember, immediately also complained: „ How or saying that you aren't the thing? Bothersomest is the image of Buddha, keeps one, kept one even, but also is all right in me shakes at present. 马卫都记下,随即又吐槽:“要不怎么说,你丫不是东西呢？最烦的就是佛像,偏偏还留一件,留一件就算了,还没事在我眼前晃。 Shook also even, but also made my review...... you have the skill to sell to me especially? ” 晃也就算了,还特么让我点评……你有本事卖给我啊？” „Do I sell you to manage?” “我卖不卖你管得着么？” „Is that thing your?” Jiang Qinqin had just returned to the taste. “那东西是您的呀？”蒋琴琴刚回过味。 „Oh you may the real atmosphere, this be willing to take.” what Jiong praised. “哎哟您可真大气,这都舍得拿出来。”何炯赞道。 „Atmosphere!” “大气个屁！” horse health/guard are relentless, said: „Because he is tired of the image of Buddha, is willing to take. Do you make him take to try that Yuan tobacco mosaic?” 马卫都毫不留情,道:“就因为他烦佛像,才舍得拿。你让他把那件元青花拿出来试试？” The nag a little envied the envy to hate, not long, this goods rented the house also to help, big shot who now, dominates a side. 老马有点羡慕嫉妒恨了,曾几何时,这货租房子还得自己帮忙,现在咧,叱咤一方的大佬。 Oneself intertwine the hesitant good thing, his box box toward family/home. 自己纠结犹豫的好东西,丫一箱子一箱子往家里拉。 he...... tui! he……tui！ Is chatting, gold/metal Qiao and Chen Sha come, is quite clever: „Teachers are good, we are zither | Jean zither | Jean the schoolmates, especially likes your several, can take a group photo?” 正聊着,金荞和陈莎过来,极为乖巧:“老师们好,我们是琴琴的同学,特别喜欢您几位,能不能合个影？” Jiang Qinqin is very awkward, but others are not good to reject. 蒋琴琴很尴尬,但别人不好拒绝。 Therefore they go forward, brought the camera specially, and others took a group photo with river Shan, beam Tian. Is one's turn last, gold/metal Qiaoyao the lip, pretty. 于是俩人上前,特意带了照相机,跟江杉、梁添等合影。轮到最后一个,金荞咬着嘴唇,娇滴滴的。 „permits......” “许总……” „I do not photograph, excuse me.” “我不照相,不好意思。” permits non- beckons with the hand, hints saying: „Goes on stage, continue!” 许非摆摆手,示意道:“都上场吧,继续！” „......” “……” Several people of looks are subtle, Teacher permits truly does not take a group photo, but this attitude a little dislikes. 几人神色微妙,许老师确实不跟人合影,但这态度有点不待见啊。 gold/metal Qiao was flung the face, the awkward stand one side, he directs the audience obviously, these stars are clever resemble with anything, has a fighting spirit. 金荞被甩了脸,尴尬的站到一边,可见他指挥全场,那些明星乖得跟什么似的,不禁又生出一股斗志。 The time changed. 时代变了。 Xu Cai people was discussed in the school, many people looked woof Shuolai meets her, but how discussed can? Others must be materially beneficial. 徐才人在学校被议论,不少人看汪朔来接她,但议论能怎么样？人家得着实惠了。 But with woof Shuo, this is more like the real big shot. 而跟汪朔比,这位更像是真大佬。 ............ ………… Recorded for quite a while, everyone is slowly adept. 录了半天,大家慢慢娴熟。 Relaxed happy good. 轻松愉快就好。 Today has the star face, looks like Wakin Chau, looks like Jacky Cheung , looked like beam Tian certainly unexpectedly. As soon as they stand, but also thinks that is the separate many years of brothers. 今儿有明星脸,一位像周华健,一位像张学友,一位绝了,居然像梁添。俩人一站,还以为是失散多年的兄弟。 Following is three games. 跟着便是三项游戏。 Entire world variety chain you gesticulate I to guess, as well as meets the lyrics, to refer to the clamp relay. 全世界综艺连锁的你比划我猜,以及接歌词、指压板接力。 Except that Jiang Qinqin cannot let loose, played hi. Zhao Ming ming is referring to the clamp rope skipping barefoot, sore randomly calls, river Shan the rushing to speak first tube snatches is off their feet...... 除了蒋琴琴放不开,都玩嗨了。赵铭铭光着脚在指压板跳绳,疼的倍儿吧乱叫,江杉抢话筒抢的人仰马翻…… beam Tian most loses face/shows off, permits non- considered that makes him be based. 梁添最出彩,许非考虑让他常驻。 The personnel have not seen, happy is not good, in exhausted had a stroke of bad luck with the nonsense finished a phase of record. 现场人员也没见过啊,乐的不行不行,在疲惫与狗屁倒灶中忙完了一期录制。 Although the power of soap opera released, the videoland may not have. Even if not look at the time of television in the young people, the middle and old aged community was still surrounding and protecting the chassis of television industry. 电视剧的权力虽然下放了,电视业可没有。即便在年轻人不看电视的时代,中老年群体仍在拱卫着电视产业的底盘。 permits non- regards as important the self-made program very much, goes «Step by step for Winning» looks, calm does not lose with the central scroll vividly, itself accumulates, is quite suitable. 许非很看重自制节目,又去《步步为赢》瞧了瞧,和中堂沉稳不失活泼,本身有积淀,比较适合。 Elects five vegetarian people each time, everyone replied 6 problems, each has closed then can attain the corresponding prize. Three seeking help ways, the midway is abdicable, but if answered mistakenly, will lose the beforehand all prizes. 每期选五个素人,每人回答六道题,每过一关便能拿到对应奖品。有三种求助方式,中途可放弃,但如果答错了,会失去之前所有的奖品。 Cannot to money, to money be reported publicizes the bad style, mammonism Balla Balla...... 不能给钱,给钱会被举报宣扬不良风气,拜金主义巴拉巴拉…… The biggest award is one set of electrical appliances, is collected the support mostly. 最高奖是一套家电,由大都汇赞助。 Without the problem. 没毛病。 ............ ………… In 1999, the country practiced seven days of long vacation systems, 51 and 11 and Spring Festival. In 2000, proposed for the first time concept of golden week, encouraged to spend to travel. 1999年,国家实行七天长假制度,五一、十一和春节。2000年,首次提出黄金周的概念,鼓励消费旅游。 Because the big or small week system, can bump into this spring festival for five days. 由于大小礼拜制度,今年春节能碰上五天。 Therefore permits Feixiang does «Happy Percentage Hundred To celebrate the new year Five Days of Happy», sends company all stars, used temporarily as beginning of the year the meeting. 所以许非想搞个《开心百分百之过年五天乐》,把公司所有明星都派上去,权当开年会了。 However 11 only have three days. 不过十一就只有三天。 Since October/ten months, collects glaring mostly is open for business finally. 晃眼进入十月,大都汇终于开张。 ( Also has......) (还有……)