„Time passes real quick, more than 300 chapters of seven years!” “时间过的真快啊,才三百多章就七年了！” Teacher permits year after year emanation sigh. 许老师年复一年的发出感叹。 New Year's Day , the world formally entered the 90's, was the 20 th century final ten years. Raising was a little far in the 80's, proposes the 90's, probably is near. 元旦过后,全球正式进入了90年代,也是20世纪的最后十年。提80年代还有点远,提90年代,好像就非常非常近。 After first batch 90, landing, actually thinks, quick thirty years old. 第一批90后噼里啪啦的落地,其实想想,也快三十而立了。 This year the time is abundant, the young rising sun free man, permits non- and stretch/open Li the following dramatic team planned to walk, obtained a long vacation. Therefore goes various home respectively, looks for various mothers respectively. 今年时间充裕,小旭自由人,许非和张俪跟着剧组计划走,得到了一个长假期。于是各回各家,各找各妈。 „, Saddle city! The traveller far from home in distant place, I came back finally!” “啊,鞍城！远方的游子,我终于回来了！” Comes out from the train station, Teacher permits inhaled air of liking salty food industrial city, with was kicked aside. 从火车站出来,许老师吸了一口重工业城市的空气,跟着被一脚踢开。 „Rolls the calf!” “滚犊子！” permits Xiaowen tramples the son, received the baggage in Zhang Guiqin hand, „on road is all right, good?” 许孝文踹开儿子,接过张桂琴手里的行李,“路上没事吧,都好？” „Good, how to be good?” “好,怎么不好了？” „A little was recently chaotic, especially under the end of the year, that group of person anything are competent.” “最近有点乱,尤其年根底下,那帮人啥都能干出来。” Three months ago, the saddle city had one to hold a gun to kill the police case especially big. Originally is a habitual criminal, after committing a crime, was seized by the police, is injured treats in the hospital. 就在三个月前,鞍城发生了一起特大持枪杀害军警案。本是一个惯犯,作案后被警察逮住,受了点伤在医院治疗。 He has two brothers, first killed a policeman to seize the spear/gun, with the hospital life-saving, ran away, killed 8 policemen, caused a sensation throughout the land. 他有两个兄弟,先杀了一名警察夺枪,跟着去医院救人,一路逃窜,共杀害了八名警察,轰动全国。 The show love that the parents exchange flattery and favors, permits non- had not seen, takes taxi to go home. 爹妈拉拉扯扯的秀恩爱,许非没眼看,打了辆车回家。 The pitch-dark corridor, the narrow courtyard, the public kitchen, anything has not changed. The opposite lives was still Zhang, was warm excessively, „small not, oh! Old has not been seeing for a long time, you I said in childhood, this child grows up has certainly prospects, you have a look now......, in the group thinks of you.” 黑漆漆的过道,狭窄的院落,公用厨房,啥都没变。对面住的仍是张家,热情得过分,“小非,哎哟！老长时间没见着了,你小时候我就说,这孩子长大一定有出息,你看看现在……哎哟,团里都想念你呢。” „Uncle Zhang your health is good, I also think of everyone.” “张叔您身体还好啊,我也想念大家。” Teacher permits a commercial expression of face, lulls my two years not to come back, entire returns home to be the same with me. He sees the opposite party to draw a kid, asked: „Is this?” 许老师一脸的商用表情,麻痹我两年没回来,整的跟我落叶归根一样。他见对方拉着个小屁孩,问:“这是？” „My big grandson, two years old, the birth time you have not caught up.” “我大孙子,两岁,出生时候你没赶上。” „......” “哦……” permits non- touches the pocket, pulls out ten dollars, „holds well, grows up studies diligently, makes the contribution to the country.” 许非一摸兜,掏出十块钱,“揣好啊,长大努力学习,为国家做贡献。” „Aiya, do you do? Takes quickly, with!” “哎呀,你这是干啥？快拿回去,拿回去！” „First seeing, to child.” “第一次见,给孩子的。” „Do not rip, do not rip! Our dozens years of neighbor smalltalk what?” “别撕吧,别撕吧！咱们几十年邻居客套啥？” „To child, to child......” “给孩子的,给孩子的……” Folk culture that they fully respected the people, walks one set of flow, Uncle Zhang looks helplessly that 20 dollars force in the grandson pocket. 俩人充分尊重了国人的民俗文化,走完一套流程,张叔眼睁睁看着那二十块钱塞进孙子兜里。 The south is not clear, on Northeast this, is bumping the child at holidays, usually must give a money. Moreover your first year gave, later every year must give. 南方不清楚,就东北这块,逢年过节碰着小孩,通常都得给点钱。而且你第一年给了,以后每年都得给。 Tosses about air/Qi, the family of three sits in the inside room finally. 折腾一气,一家三口终于坐在里屋。 permits non- fishes out two bottles of Maotai, two bottles of Wuliangye, are smiling, „father, your recent body how?” 许非摸出两瓶茅台,两瓶五粮液,嬉皮笑脸,“爸,您最近身体咋样？” „I am hard, -and-a-half a jin (0.5 kg) liquor two jin (0.5 kg) meat, I eat daily, snort/hum!” “我硬着呢,一顿半斤酒两斤肉,我天天吃,哼！” permits Xiaowen has not seen the son for a long time, the face applied board, „do not incite that thing, said a matter to you. That yesterday's city broadcasting station looked for me, said that made you record Spring Festival to bless, how did you feel?” 许孝文好久没见儿子,脸上紧板着,“别鼓捣那玩意,跟你说个事儿。那个昨天市广播电台找我,说让你去录段春节祝福,你觉得咋样？” „How they know that I do come back?” “他们咋知道我回来？” „Others know in any case, you can't go?” “反正人家就知道,你去不去？” „Goes, tomorrow will go.” “去呗,明天就去。” „Un.” “嗯。” Father's authority has been satisfied, is at heart crisp. 老爹的权威得到满足,心里倍儿爽。 Crack a joke! 开玩笑！ But my son the celebrity, with the golden eagle award, spread over with big leadership group photo that news, this called to return home with riches and honors. 我儿子可是名人,拿金鹰奖,跟大领导合照那新闻都传遍了,这叫衣锦还乡。 permits Xiaowen sat a meeting, went with brothers Harrar. 许孝文坐了一会,就跟老哥们哈拉去了。 Inside and outside Teacher permits transferred the revolutions, a face constipation. Looks at this broken courtyard, these two room, the inside room parents live, outhouse live, the plank builds the bed. 许老师里外转了转,一脸便秘。瞧这破院子,这两间房,里屋爹妈住,外屋自己住,木板搭床。 Fresh! My 1 million family property, golden eagle award wealthy and powerful family, excellent youth representative, two girlfriends, but also rests the wood/blockhead board especially??? 多新鲜啊！我百万家产,金鹰奖大户,优秀青年代表,俩女朋友,还特么睡木头板子？？？ The dog does not dislike mother to be ugly, the son does not dislike the family/home poor, but since has the condition, needing hard work and plain living. 狗不嫌娘丑,儿不嫌家贫,但既然有条件,没必要艰苦朴素。 „Does, couldn't take a liking to Laowopeng?” Zhang Guiqin understands. “干啥呢,瞧不上老窝棚了？”张桂琴懂。 „Mother, we tells the truth. I also rest an outhouse now, the big north wind whiz whiz, do you feel appropriate?” “妈,咱们有一说一。我现在还睡个外屋,大北风嗖嗖的,您觉得合适么？” „How do you want?” “那你想怎么着？” „We buy a house.” “咱买套房子吧。” „Your father definitely did not agree.” “你爸肯定不同意。” „Covertly buys, when repaired, he continuously also to result.” “偷摸买啊,等装修完了,他不住也得住。” To be honest, Zhang Guiqin does not love, is excited, „that does that buy one set?” 老实说,张桂琴也不爱住,不禁心动,“那,那就买一套？” „Buys, now walks!” “买买,现在就走！” Purchases homes in the native place, is purely the big head, in 9012, the real estate of saddle city will have no potential. May not have the means that gives to the person of father's generation. 在老家买房,纯属大脑袋,就9012年,鞍城的房地产都没啥潜力。可没办法,迁就父辈么。 The national housing reform, the saddle city also had the commodity apartment. 全国房改,鞍城也有了商品房。 They spend afternoon time, first subscribed a set of two-bedroom, goes to the furniture city, an simultaneous/uniform work. Bought a bed specially, replaces that wood/blockhead board, while convenient traded. big color television 俩人花一下午的时间,先订了套两居室,又去家具城,一趟齐活儿。特别买了一张床,代替那木头板子,顺便换了台大彩电。 Neighbor Zhang looks, oh, on lemon lemon mango, under lemon you and I. 邻居张家就那么看着,哎哟,柠檬树上柠檬果,柠檬树下你和我。 Instigates instigates smooth slides! 唆溜唆溜！ .................. ……………… In an instant to the lunar New Year's Eve, on January 26. 转眼到了除夕,1月26日。 Mentioning from now on the year is year of horse, last year of the snake, one's zodiacal year of Teacher permits. In emotion truly crisis on top of crisis, almost hair Ganniao net, does not have a thing in the world. 说起来今年是马年,去年蛇年,许老师的本命年。情感上确实危机重重,差点毛干鸟净,一无所有。 He is not concerned about face fortunately. 亏得他不要脸。 Has the feeling at the one-story house new year's celebration, snows, cold, binds the cotton-wadded jacket, in the air is scattering the sulfur taste in a big way, the fart child was yelling noisily. 在平房过年就是有感觉,下了雪,冷,裹着棉袄,空气中飘散着硫磺味儿,屁孩子大吵大叫。 Zhang Guiqin bought some donkey meat, wraps the difference/two kinds, the mixed sea food stuffing adds the donkey meat stuffing, is the buckwheat donkey meat. 张桂琴买到了一些驴肉,包两样,三鲜馅加驴肉馅,还是荞麦驴肉的。 permits non- builds joins in the fun, outside listens to the sound suddenly. Goes to look, comes in two clothing tattered men, a person hits the allegro, picture that a person is holding God of Wealth. 许非搭边凑热闹,忽听外面噼里啪啦响。出去一瞧,进来俩衣衫破烂的男子,一人打快板,一人抱着财神爷的画。 „The God of Wealth, the luck ships , the boss gets rich year after year. The firecracker landing paper blossoms, congratulates the God of Wealth to your family.” “财神到,福运来,老板年年发大财。爆竹落地纸开花,恭喜财神到你家。” „Man, please open the God of Wealth!” “爷们儿,请张财神吧！” „How much money?” Uncle Zhang also came out. “多少钱？”张叔也出来了。 „Five dollars.” “五块钱。” „Anything, five dollars, I buy several hair in the market.” “啥,五块钱,我在市场买才几毛。” „Today can 30 sons be the same? Comes one.” “今天三十儿能一样么？来一张吧。” permits non- was disinclined to break off pulls, pulls out five dollars to buy one, returned to a room saying. The parents exclaimed in surprise, nowadays, does especially anything has. 许非懒得掰扯,掏五块钱买了一张,回屋一说。爹妈惊叹,这年头,干特么啥的都有。 But outside shouted the half of the day, bought. This called the accurate marketing, because the people had four big deep meanings: 而外面嚷了半天,到底买了。这就叫精准营销,因为国人有四大奥义: „Big new year's celebration!” “大过年的！” „Came!” “来都来了！” „It is not easy!” “都不容易！” „Person died!” “人都死了！” Actually should add one, „is a child......” 其实应该加一个,“还是个孩子……” At exactly 8 : 00, spring late starts on time. 八点整,春晚准时开始。 The preparation food that Zhang Guiqin is too busy, the donkey meat steamed dumpling, the mixed sea food boiled dumplings, the soft rotten pig meat, the pig's feet of q ball, the egg intestines, the meat intestines and bowl clod put together one, has potato meatball that oneself explode. 张桂琴忙不迭的准备饭,驴肉蒸饺,三鲜水饺,软烂的猪头肉,q弹的猪蹄,蛋肠、肉肠、碗坨子拼一盘,另有自己炸的土豆丸子。 Three people first did a liquor, permits Feijia the donkey meat stuffed dumpling, the strength of buckwheat were wrapping the delicacy of donkey meat, bit, the oil juice braved, the whole person is sublimating. 仨人先干了口酒,许非夹了驴肉饺子,荞麦的劲道包裹着驴肉的美味,一口咬下去,油汁直冒,整个人都在升华。 In the spring of this year is very late special, is divided into the dance team, the play team and acrobatics team, the team leader for Han Lijun, Zhu Shimao and Tian Lianyuan. Among the teams must conduct the challenge match, Li Moran is the referee. 今年春晚很特殊,分为歌舞队、戏剧队和曲艺队,队长为阚丽君、朱时茂和田连元。团队之间要进行擂台赛,李默然任裁判。 Most flamboyant of singing, except for the beginning big group singing, the other twenty songs is the solo. Can the later generation you think? The later generation except for A Mao year after year toward there pestle, how many there are able the solo? 唱歌的最牛逼,除了开场大联唱,余下二十几首歌全是独唱。后世你敢想？后世除了阿毛年年往那儿一杵,有几个能独唱的？ The emphasis of father mother here, did not discuss, „this year doesn't say a mountain? When comes out?” 老爹老妈的关注点不在这儿,一个劲谈论,“今年不说有本山么？啥时候出来？” „Waiting, to be saying.” “等着呗,说有就有。” „Also develops ten three fragrances? That ten three fragrances were too funny, yeah, he installs the blind person really to look like.” “还演十三香么？那十三香太逗了,哎,他装盲人真像。” „Definitely the new program, the old sketch has anything to look.” “肯定新节目,老小品有啥看的。” This Uncle mountain, is red in this province now, first time lands CCTV, the hometown folks anticipated very much. After past more than ten programs, on the screen types several lines of characters: 本山大叔,如今在本省已经非常红了,头一次登陆央视,家乡父老都很期待。当过去十几个节目后,荧幕上打出几行字: Sketch «Being on intimate terms». Performers: This mountain, Xiaojuan. 小品《相亲》。表演者:本山,晓娟。 permits Feiding the television, is looking at that symbolic clothes and hat, that pig kidney child face, presented before the national audience for the first time. 许非盯着电视,瞧那身标志性的衣服、帽子,还有那张猪腰子脸,第一次在全国观众面前亮相。 His early work is very good, «Red Sorghum Model Team», «I Want To have Family/Home», «Uncle ox Being promoted to leading positions» wait/etc, the satire is humorous, has the depth. 他早期作品很好,《红高粱模特队》、《我想有个家》、《牛大叔提干》等等,讽刺幽默,有深度。 «Being on intimate terms» also good, says matter that the senior citizen is in love. 《相亲》也好,讲老年人谈恋爱的事情。 The crosstalk sketch of this period, exploded these embarrassed to be sensational afterward. With senior citizen, Ms. Zhao „praying mantis standard plays is praying mantis standard praying mantis standard walks......” 这时期的相声小品,完爆后来那些尬煽情。就拿老年人来说,赵妈的“螳格儿奏是螳格儿螳格儿走……” Inside persona, the subject decides very progressive, the old person anything image of later generation, Cai clear(ly) sits the wheelchair to complain that type...... 里面的人物形象,主题立意非常进步,后世的老人啥形象,蔡明坐轮椅吐槽那种…… „These children pure plates do not have the filial piety without the righteousness, flirts with one another on permits his young people, hug and hugs, the senior citizen does to depend on a person!” “这些儿女纯盘无义无孝,就许他年轻人打情骂俏,连搂带抱,老年人就得一个人干靠！” „Ha!” “哈哈哈！” Zhang Guiqin doubles with laughter, „amused, presenting is very successful?” 张桂琴前仰后合,“太逗乐了,亮相挺成功啊？” „Quite successful, has not given the countrymen to lose face.” “相当成功,没给乡亲们丢人。” permits Xiaowen is drinking the young wine, product say/way: „This content is also good, speaks the present social phenomenon, yeah?” 许孝文喝着小酒,品道:“这内容也好,讲现在的社会现象,哎？” He turns head, „I said how your boy thinks, the senior citizens made somebody one's spouse, when do you marry?” 他一扭头,“我说你小子怎么想的,老年人都搞对象了,你啥时候结婚？” „My this busy enterprise, where has the time marriage?” “我这忙事业呢,哪有功夫结婚？” „You special, you are busy at the enterprise you first locating an object is also good, 25!” “你特么的,你忙事业你先处个对象也行啊,都25了！” „Aiya, does not need you to manage.” “哎呀,不用你们管。” „Hey!” “嘿！” Zhang Guiqin digs up, „big new year's celebration little said.” 张桂琴一扒拉,“大过年的少说点。” „Ok, ok.” “行,行。” permits Xiaowen air/Qi, „was really the wing was hard, no matter no matter, your hoodlum were for a lifetime good!” 许孝文来气,“真是翅膀硬了,不管就不管,你一辈子光棍才好！” „......” “……” permits non- done is a little also bothersome, naturally the grandfather and grandchild cannot really move, will cross will start to talk. 许非被搞的也有点烦,当然爷俩不能动真格的,过了会又开始搭话。 In the spring of this year the late structural imbalances, the song are too many, impressive are too few, «Small Back-basket» that is sung by some renowned singer. 今年春晚的结构失衡,歌曲太多,印象深刻的太少,就有一个由某著名歌手演唱的《小背篓》。 The language class program does not lose face, really on «Being on intimate terms» is the highlight. This Uncle mountain amazes the world with a single brilliant feat, but behind also suppression. 语言类节目也不出彩,真就《相亲》是亮点。本山大叔可谓一鸣惊人,不过后面还有一位压制。 «Lead And Supporting role», Chen Xiaoer's the work of peak. 《主角与配角》,陈小二的巅峰之作。 „, You can control me, whom can you also control the audience to like looking at?” “哦,你管得了我,你还管得了观众爱看谁么？” „You look at this nose, this eye, this head melon seed, that several thousand years has one!” “你看这鼻子,这眼睛,这脑袋瓜子,那几千年才出一个啊！” „I have thought that only then my appearance can revolt. Has not thought, the fellow of Zhu Shimao heavy features also revolted the revolution!” “我原来一直以为,只有我这模样的能叛变。没想到啊没想到,你朱时茂浓眉大眼的家伙也叛变革命了！” „Hahahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” From beginning to end, the laughter has not stopped, opposite building also floats the happy atmosphere. 从头到尾,笑声没停过,对面屋也飘来欢乐的气氛。 Teacher permits sees finally, because knows that has greatly pleasantly surprised. Really, after Tan Yuanshou's «Mount Dingjun», 12 points strikes a gong. 许老师看到最后,因为知道有个大惊喜。果然,在谭元寿的《定军山》之后,十二点敲钟。 „Hoping, in the 90's the first spring arrival...... thump thump thump!” “盼望着,九十年代第一个春天的到来……咚咚咚！” „Fellow audience, reported that everyone good news, xxx and xxx arrived at party......” “各位观众,报告大家一个好消息,xxx和xxx来到了晚会现场……” ! 哇！ permits non- clapped the palm of the hand outside the television. 许非在电视外都拍起了巴掌。 ( Also has......) (还有……)