Big chrysanthemum alley, residents'committee. 大菊胡同,居委会。 In the room pushed more than ten old man old women, looks that nearby the camera facial expression is excited, discusses spiritedly. permits non- presses the hand downward, said: 屋里挤了十多个老头老太太,看着跟前的摄像机神情激动,议论纷纷。许非往下压了压手,道: „Peaceful, peaceful, I first said. This play asked everyone to be the extra, knows that we watched the soap opera, inside these common people.” “安静,安静,我先说一下。这场戏请大家做临时演员,都知道吧,就我们看电视剧,里面的那些老百姓。” „Knows, others called the figurants!” An old woman chokes the sound. “知道,人家叫群众演员！”一个老太太呛声。 „, Also is right. We pat a fake Qigong Grandmaster, attended class to everyone. You do not need to perform, sit on the line, our actors will sit in front, is developed by them, got it?” “呃,也对。我们是拍一个假气功大师,给大家上课。你们不需要表演,坐着就行,我们演员会坐在前面,由他们来演,明白了么？” „Understood, accurate insurance is motionless.” “明白,准保一动不动。” „Oh, now doesn't the Qigong, hit the chicken blood?” “哎哟,现在都气功了,不打鸡血了？” „That 20 years ago matters, your how long hasn't gone out?” “那都二十年前的事儿了,你多长时间没出门了？” „Hitting the chicken blood is false, the Qigong is really!” “打鸡血是假的,气功可是真的！” old man old woman discussed that permits has not not dared deeply saying that the age was very big. 老头老太太唠上了,许非还不敢深说,岁数都挺大。 „Hits chicken blood” we to know, it comes? “打鸡血”我们都知道,它是怎么来的呢？ In the 50's, a fellow named Yu Changshi, thinks that the chicken blood has the function that the anti-SARS disinfects, then the fresh chicken blood will inject in the muscle, is called the chicken blood therapy. 在五十年代,一个叫俞昌时的家伙,认为鸡血有抗炎消毒的作用,遂将新鲜的鸡血注射到肌肉中,称为鸡血疗法。 Said that does not have any untoward effect, instead the appetite promotes, the sleep is good, even skin also sleek/moist got up. He even injects to oneself daughter, publicizes after various types, out of control, causes a sensation throughout the land. 自称没有任何不良反应,反而食欲增进,睡眠良好,连皮肤也润起来了。他甚至给自己的女儿进行注射,经过各种宣扬后,一发不可收拾,轰动全国。 At that time every day had the patient to line up, various clips a big cockerel is waiting to treat. These chicken friends also exchange the attainment, how to raise is fat and strong, may be called the marvelous sight. 当时每天都有患者排长队,各夹着一只大公鸡等候治疗。这些鸡友还互相交流心得,如何养的又肥又壮,堪称奇观。 This farce passed for more than ten years to be exposed, henceforth then left behind a view, hit the chicken blood. 这场闹剧过了十几年才被揭发,从此便留下一个说法,打鸡血。 permits non- develops to arrange the group, don't Qi, Han shadow and the others came, sits well in the front. Liu Weidai eyeglasses, inferior (Asia) of refined degenerate. 许非将群演安排好,莫岐、韩影等人过来,在前排坐定。刘巍戴了副眼镜,斯文败类的亚子。 Tao Bei bought the electronic Qigong meter for the grandfather, started the upsurge in big courtyard, xue finds out the method in abundance. The pumpkin the standing pile loses weight all day long, the white struggle practiced the arhat merit, history Fatty learned the copper bell merit, it is said practiced for a month, can separate the column to push the person. 陶蓓给爷爷买了个电子气功仪,掀起了大杂院的热潮,纷纷踅摸门路。西葫芦成天站桩减肥,白奋斗练起了罗汉功,史胖子学会了铜钟功,据说练一个月,就能隔柱推人。 Actually what is most famous is the information pot, the head screws on an aluminum pot, can receive the universe atmosphere field, will achieve the Celestial to induce this not to appear. 其实最有名的是信息锅,脑袋上扣一铝锅,可以接收宇宙大气场,达到天人感应不过这会还没出现。 Dai Hong spends good, looks for a Grandmaster directly, what practiced is the feeling rejuvenated merit! 戴红花最牛,直接找来一大师,练的是返老还童功！ „Preparation, first walked!” “准备了啊,先走一遍！” „Starts!” “开始！” Liu Weizhan in front, the sound is low and deep, and has the magnetism, said: „ This feeling rejuvenated merit, as the name suggests, is to make you say goodbye senilly, returns to the youth. 刘巍站在前面,声音低沉且具磁性,道:“这个返老还童功啊,顾名思义,就是让你告别衰老,重返青春。 Do not find it hard to believe that according to the Taoism theory and I the research to the universe nature, human can definitely achieve. Because the world myriad things are repeat in cycles, person and universe also same...... I this research results, is called as the Celestial to circulate. ” 别觉得不可思议,按照道家理论和我对宇宙大自然的研究,人类完全可以做到。因为世间万物都是循环往复的,人与宇宙也一样……我把这个研究成果,称作天人循环。” „What did you talk nonsense?” “你胡说八道什么啊？” Liu Weizheng is developing, in the crowd emits one suddenly, broke the rhythm. 刘巍正演着,人群中忽然冒出一句,打断了节奏。 You Xiaogang is annoyed, shouts: „Who? Who? What's the matter?” 尤晓刚恼火,喊道:“谁？谁？怎么回事？” An old woman rubs stands, „are you a director? Fart does not understand, does above, is that a matter?” 一老太太蹭的站起来,“你是导演么？屁的也不懂,在上面干什么啊,是那么回事么？” „Aunt, our is to make a movie.” permits Feimang said. “大娘,我们这是拍戏。”许非忙道。 „Makes a movie cannot talk nonsense! Any Celestial circulates, the Celestial may be unable to circulate, my master said that the person the birth and death, is destined, Qigong that called the harmony of nature and man, prolonged the life span to you. You really must feel rejuvenated, that tenth Journey to the West!” “拍戏也不能胡说啊！什么天人循环,天人可循环不了,我师父说了,人生老病死,命中注定,气功那叫天人合一,给你延长寿命的。你真要返老还童,那成西游记了都！” „?” “啊？” The people is a little ignorant, „he develops is a fake Grandmaster, you as for this?” 众人有点懵,“他演的就是个假大师,您至于这样么？” „Our is the artistic creation, is exposes falsely, does not involve these things.” Li Xiaoming also comes the explanation. “我们这是艺术创作,是揭露虚假的,不涉及这些东西。”李小明也过来解释。 „, False! Do you have real?” “哦,假的啊！那你们有真的么？” „This, this does not have.” “这,这倒没有。” „That is not good, you expose falsely, must bring honor real. My master is a person of high skill, Mount Qingcheng just got down, I invited him, directed to you.” “那不行啊,你们揭露虚假,也得弘扬真的啊。我师父就是高人,青城山刚下来的,我把他请过来,给你们指点指点。” „Don't!” “别别别！” The people block hastily, does not want to mix this matter. 众人连忙拦住,可不想掺和这事。 Tried every means to persuade, the aunt calculates that sat down. Li Xiaoming puts in great inconvenience, I write a script, whose to become Xiangpeng is really practicing. 好说歹说,大妈算坐下了。李小明委屈,我就写个剧本啊,谁成想碰着真练的了。 The dramatic team continues to photograph. 剧组继续拍摄。 What Liu Weiyan is a swindler, finally reveals the secret, was seized by permits non-. 刘巍演的是个骗子,最后露馅,被许非抓走。 permits non- is the fixed dragon embroidered costume, this piece of public security police, whenever there are what pilferage young nanny, always bets old Lai hooligan, accurate insurance that finally wraps up is he. 许非是固定龙套,这片的治安警,每当有什么小偷小摸小保姆啊,老赌老赖老流氓啊,最后扫尾的准保是他。 Rivers and lakes person, a Menhuluguaner Lane flower. 江湖人称,闷葫芦罐儿胡同一枝花。 The quick morning actor's pay pats, at noon rests. 很快上午的戏份拍完,中午休息。 permits non- holds the lunch box, takes to set pen to paper single-handedly, writes to draw in the book. Li Jian qun is curious, carries the lunch box to come, „is doing?” 许非一手捧着饭盒,一手拿着笔,在本子上写写画画。李健群好奇,端着饭盒过来,“在搞么斯啊？” „Does the training handbook.” “搞个培训手册。” Teacher Li looked, sees above to draw a villain, wore the uniform/subdue, the T-shaped step bearing, before both hands placed the abdomen . Side has more than ten lines of labelling, from the hairstyle to the end, to the neck, arrives at the lower part of the body, the foot wait/etc, has the specific request. 李老师一瞧,见上面画了个小人,穿着制服,丁字步站姿,双手放在腹前。旁边有十几行标注,从发型到头,到脖子,到上下身,脚等等,都有具体要求。 Turned one page, is a bowing villain, in saying „welcome visited” and „thanks your help”. 翻了一页,又是个鞠躬的小人,在说“欢迎光临”、“谢谢惠顾”。 Following several pages, is this villain, is speaking various regards and entertainment terminology. 后面几页,也是这个小人,说着各种问候、招待用语。 „Interesting, do you type think?” “蛮有意思,你么样想到的？” „Forces scattering that the type thinks, my brain( old) child several miraculous glows.” “就勒样想的撒,我脑(老)子几灵光咧。” „Your Wuhan words also good......” “你武汉话还挺好的……” Teacher Li cannot bear smile, clamped a food, gathered the lip to peck, near the lip mole drew with the gentle cheek bone pulls. 李老师忍不住笑,又夹了口饭,合了唇细嚼,唇边的痣随着柔和的腮骨一拉一扯。 permits Feizhi thinks that pulls like the clasp, leaning line of sight, asked: „Before to the matter that you said that the consideration how?” 许非只觉那扯动像钩子一样,不由偏了点视线,问:“之前跟你说的事,考虑的怎么样？” „Extravagantly by.” “阔以。” „Did you comply?” “你是答应了？” „Un.” “嗯。” „That was good! You have a look at this uniform/subdue, where improper has? We the design spring, I are worrying not to have the inspiration immediately.” “那太好了！你看看这制服,有哪里不妥？还有我们马上得设计春季款,我正愁没灵感呢。” „......” “……” Li Jian qun he returns the workaholic, thinks saying: „The Capital City sandstorm is big, I look at girls everyone am the gauze kerchief, might as well be primarily this. Does not design the clothes, is the design can match the gauze kerchief the clothes.” 李健群比他还工作狂,想了想道:“京城风沙大,我看姑娘们人人系纱巾,不如以这个为主。不是设计衣服,是设计能搭配纱巾的衣服。” „Wonderful!” “妙啊！” permits non- pats the thigh, even more feels, „yeah, I felt own blood gains! You could rest assured that draws bonus does not treat unjustly absolutely. Right, this is the repair and signboard of our shop.” 许非一拍大腿,愈发觉得好,“哎,我感觉自己血赚！你放心,分红绝对不亏待。对了,这是我们店的装修和招牌。” „he/she lotus clothing? This name is good, I like.” “伊莲服饰？这个名字好,我喜欢。” „Has the personal status!” “有品位！” Teacher permits gives the thumbs-up. 许老师一竖大拇指。 „Aii, do you do? Does?” “哎哎,你们干什么的？干什么的？” „Our is the dramatic team, does!” “我们这是剧组,干嘛啊！” At this time, outside the institute kicks up a racket suddenly, their bewildered goes to watch. 正此时,院外忽然吵吵起来,俩人莫名其妙的出去观看。 Sees only finds fault in the morning that aunt, making 78 people come, was crowded around in middle one, is a 30-year-old man, tall thin, the step is calm. 只见上午挑刺儿那大妈,引着七八个人过来,被簇拥在中间的一位,是个30多岁的男子,高瘦,步伐沉稳。 „Doesn't your what meaning, like not being able to stir the field?” You Xiaogang is negotiating. “您什么意思,不喜欢也不能搅场啊？”尤晓刚在交涉。 „Who stirred the field, I invited the master to you direct, other good intention regarded the evil intent!” “谁搅场了,我把师父请来给你们指点指点,别好心当成驴肝肺！” Master? 师父？ The people compel ignorant, we make a play, how also really to run upon the ghost? 众人懵逼,我们就拍个剧啊,咋还真撞上鬼了？ You Xiaogang knits the brows, said with a smile reluctantly: „What is your name?” 尤晓刚皱皱眉,勉强笑道:“您贵姓？” „Exempts expensively surnamed Zhang.” “免贵姓张。” The man voice has the magnetism, does not have the belief strength voluntarily. 男人嗓音颇具磁性,不自觉有种信服力。 „, Opens, Grandmaster stretch/open. In our plays has the plot that exposes to use deception, does not involve other aspect. Your good intention we declined with thanks, but really does not need.” “哦,张,张大师。我们这个剧里有一段揭露弄虚作假的情节,不涉及别的方面。您的好意我们心领了,但真不需要。” „......” “……” Grandmaster stretch/open knows that this is the dramatic team comes, where otherwise can have a liking for? 张大师就知道这是剧组才来的,不然哪看得上？ But a both sides exchange, the surrounded person are getting more and more, even outside alley squeezes through comes to see lively. He is without turning a hair, swept slightly, observes closely Feng pants. 而双方一交流,围观的人越来越多,连胡同外的都挤过来看热闹。他面不变色,略微扫了一圈,一眼盯住冯裤子。 Looked at the moment, said: „Little drinks a bar.” 瞧了片刻,道:“少喝点酒吧。” ! 咝！ Feng Kuzi quickly grasps the meaning of something, no matter this thing genuine and fake, scary! 冯裤子一激灵,这玩意甭管真假,吓人啊！ „You, how you know that I did drink recently?” “您,您怎么知道我最近喝酒的？” „My master delivers energy, even your heart and liver taste kidney can look, knows you have any problem, the small gift!” “我师父一发功,连你心肝脾胃肾都能看着,一眼就知道你有啥毛病,小意思！” Several apprentices quite have the star ancient immortal, omnipotent style. 几个徒弟颇有星宿老仙,法力无边的风范。 „Shortly after I in Mount Qingcheng along with the Daoist priest scholarship, just descended the mountain, just wants to expand the lintel. Your this places are good, I want taking advantage of using, to disseminate my merit law.” “我在青城山随道长学艺,刚下山不久,正想壮大门楣。你们这地方不错,我想借着用用,宣传一下我的功法。” „......” “……” The people become doubtful, this thing said the letter/believes, always lacks self-confidence, said that does not believe that but also the thief is mysterious. 众人犯嘀咕,这玩意说信吧,始终没底,说不信吧,还贼玄乎。 Moreover this person is powerful, for a while is awkward. 而且此人气势十足,一时为难。 permits non- looks straight happy, after he comes to Capital City, saw exercised martial arts in the Earth Temple, has wanted to contact, never expected that hit today. 许非看的直乐,他来京城之后,见多了在地坛练功的,一直想接触接触,没想到今天自己撞上来了。 „May I ask one, north southern sect who you cultivate/repair sect?” He takes the crowd. “敢问一句,您修的南宗北宗？”他迈出人群。 „South sect.” “南宗。” „What you cultivate/repair is what merit?” “那您修的是什么功？” „A universe Qigong.” “乾坤一气功。” „? Is this qi?” “哦？是这个炁么？” He used the foot to delimit several on the ground, raked out a character sketchily. 他用脚在地上划了几下,粗略勾出一个字。 qi! 炁！ stretch/open Grandmaster hair bone trembles, „are you in the person of same belief the person?” 张大师毛骨一颤,“您是同道中人？” ( In September is joyful!) (九月快乐！)