SHMS :: Volume #5

#490: I defend human world 1 for Celestial Master

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Ye Xiaomeng somewhat anxious grabs the arm of Ye Shaoyang, said in a soft voice: „Big Brother Shaoyang, what to do?” 叶小萌有些紧张的抓着叶少阳的胳膊,轻声道:“少阳哥,怎么办？” „Has me, do not fear.” The Ye Shaoyang racket her hand, comforts to say. “有我,别怕。”叶少阳拍拍她的手,安慰道。 As the sound of Suona horn is getting more and more near from the entrance direction, the people stand backward, give away a road, then sees only the fetching the bride team to walk from afar, front several ghost soldier play the suona to lead the way, following a man and a woman, the body puts on unexpectedly is...... the suit and nuptial dress. 随着唢呐声从入口方向越来越近,众人向后站,让出一条路来,然后只见接亲队伍远远走来,前面几个鬼卒吹着唢呐开路,身后跟着一男一女,身上穿的居然是……西装和婚纱。 „How to dress up such fashionable.” Ye Shaoyang spoke thoughtlessly to ask. “怎么打扮这么时尚。”叶少阳随口问道。 third aunt replied: „This is they holds the dream to let the family member fever, is the young people, died was less than a half year, naturally was fashionable.” 三婶回答道:“这是他们托梦让家里人烧的,都是青年人,死了不到半年,当然时尚了。” Ye Shaoyang is speechless. 叶少阳无语。 Pair of 5 or 6-year-old teenage boys and girls, wear the red bellyband, in the hand take a tray, passes through from the crowd, the place visited, surrounds tears off oneself that watches the fun in abundance two or three fingers, admits in the tray. 一对五六岁的少男少女,身穿红肚兜,手里拿着个托盘,从人群两边走过,所经之处,围观看热闹的都纷纷拔下自己两根或三根手指,放进托盘里。 „This is coming along with the ritual.” When the tray changes to the oneself front, third aunt also tears off the oneself two fingers to put, „30 ghost fingers, can change 22 black river car(riage)s.” “这是随礼来着。”当托盘转到自己面前时,三婶也拔下自己两根手指放进去,“三十根鬼手指,可以换二两黑河车。” The people follow the happy pair to walk together forward, arrive at the mountain valley end, in that mountain peak that Pure Heaven Monastery is, put up a similar stage is, before has seen that Night Patrolling God, bringing numerous ghost soldier to stand behind the stage, the stance is very dignified, like. Ye Shaoyang looks finds it ridiculous. 众人跟随新郎新娘一起向前走,来到山谷尽头,在清天观所在的那座山峰脚下,搭起了一座类似戏台的所在,之前见过的那位夜巡神,带着一众鬼卒站在戏台后边,姿态很是威严,像个真的一样。叶少阳看着就觉得好笑。 After the bridal bridegroom mounts the stage, these blow going all out of suona to play, is actually the funeral music. 新娘新郎上台后,那些吹唢呐的拼命吹奏起来,却是哀乐。 „Why is the funeral music?” Ye Xiaomeng asked curiously. “为什么是哀乐？”叶小萌好奇问道。 Ye Shaoyang said: „Ghost and person are different, the funeral music is the ghost was happy, listens to the ghost.” 叶少阳道:“鬼与人不同,哀乐本来就是鬼乐,是给鬼听的。” As the increasing number of people support to the stage, mounts the stage, reads out the name and record of one's horoscope of rookie, and cause of death and death anniversary, Ye Shaoyang one hear knows, these two are the nearby villages, one is to get sick dead, one is the traffic accident dies an untimely death, did not know, after is arrives at Ghost Immortal Village, is reconciled in the same place, tied posthumous marriage. 随着越来越多的人拥到台下,有一位上台,宣读新人的姓名和生辰八字,以及死因和忌日,叶少阳一听才知,这两人都是附近村子的,一个是得病死的,一个是车祸横死,生前根本就不认识,是来到鬼仙村之后被人撮合在一起,才结了冥婚。 Then, the master of ceremonies starts to read out the immortal lady decree and congratulation, allowing two people to get married, then two people do obeisance mutually, get the tea, has not exchanged the ring, but, is opening mouth mutually, passes to ghost qi the opposite party mouth, the beautiful woman who then wears plain skirt, the hand holds the tray to mount the stage, announced that immortal lady bestows two rookie two ghost placenta, wish their early birth of sons. 接着,司仪开始宣读仙娘的旨意和祝贺,准许二人结婚,然后二人互拜,领茶,也没交换戒指,而是互相对着,张开嘴,将一股鬼气传到对方口中,然后一个身穿素裙的美女,手捧托盘上台,宣布仙娘赐给二位新人两只鬼河车,祝他们早生贵子。 Two ghosts accept delightedly, the ceremony completed even, was creating a disturbance by some people packing off, enters the new home, many ghosts with tease the bride...... 二鬼欢喜领受,仪式就算完成了,然后被一些人起哄着送走,进入新家,不少鬼跟去闹洞房…… Ye Shaoyang watches this series of weird things, felt both funny and surprised, if personally does not see, how regardless of oneself will not believe this type of fantasy story. 叶少阳看着这一系列怪诞的事情,感觉既好笑又吃惊,如果不是亲眼所见,自己无论如何也不会相信这种天方夜谭。 Suddenly, the master of ceremonies played a gong, looks like toward the Ye Shaoyang two people, the clear and resonant voice said: „Today is not only two rookie weddings, moreover our Ghost Immortal Village welcomed two guests, they were human world Law Master, one was the beautiful appearance moving miss, the single young fellows, anyone of you had the skill to remain her, married to go home to become the wife......” 突然,那司仪敲了一声锣,朝叶少阳二人看来,朗声说道:“今天不光是二位新人大婚,而且我们鬼仙村迎来两位客人,他们是人间法师,其中一位乃是美貌动人的姑娘,单身的小伙们,你们谁有本事把她留下来,娶回家当老婆……” Has ghost gathers the vision on Ye Xiaomeng, the male ghost eyes of many young put green light- really puts the green light, wells up before the person, visits her grinningly. 所有鬼都把目光汇聚在叶小萌身上,不少年轻的男鬼眼放绿光-是真的放绿光,涌到人前,笑嘻嘻的看着她。 Ye Xiaomeng grasps the arm of Ye Shaoyang, frightened does not dare to move, although she can some magic art, but by her magical power, most can cope with several fierce ghost, now the nearby has over a hundred...... 叶小萌抓紧叶少阳的胳膊,吓的不敢动,虽然她会些法术,但是以她的法力,最多能对付几只厉鬼,现在附近有上百只之多…… third uncle walks up suddenly, holds the fist in the other hand saying: „Single young fellow, is inferior to this, my niece is Law Master, some of your also cultivation base, not Tathagata field martial arts contest, who can hit she, has brought her home, what kind of?” 三叔突然走上前来,抱拳说道:“诸位单身小伙,不如这样,我这侄女是个法师,你们也都有些修为,不如来场比武,谁能打的过她,就抱得美人归,怎么样？” Ye Xiaomeng lost one's voice to call out: „third uncle you!” 叶小萌失声叫道:“三叔你！” Ye Shaoyang sighed, he can understand the idea of third uncle actually: From at first, third uncle gets them to enter the village to start, decides on the attention to make them remain, therefore unceasing seduces with the honeyed words, even also asked class a relative to convince. 叶少阳叹了口气,他倒是能够理解三叔的想法:从起初,三叔领他们进村开始,就打定注意要让他们留下来,所以不断的用花言巧语诱惑,甚至还找了一班亲戚来说服。 The goal that he does that is very pure: This is the good place, wants to make them stay behind enjoys happiness, knows that they will conflict, do not hesitate with the scheme, soft is not good hardly. Therefore, Ye Shaoyang does not blame him. Feels pitiful for him. 他这么做的目的很单纯:这是好地方,想让他们留下享福,知道他们会抵触,不惜用上计谋,软的不行来硬的。所以,叶少阳不怪他。只是替他感到可悲。 People creates a disturbance, while draws back backward, is clear a stretch of open area, several young male ghosts be ready to fight walk up immediately. 众人一边起哄,一边向后退,清出一片空地,几个年轻男鬼立刻摩拳擦掌的走上前来。 Ye Xiaomeng beautiful face changing colors, oneself does not have the boyfriend, if looks for a ghost husband, that cannot die aggrievedly? 叶小萌花容失色,自己连男朋友也没一个,万一找个鬼老公,那不得憋屈死？ Ye Shaoyang is drawing her, arrives at the stage to come up, said with a smile to the following person: „Martial arts contest lives with the bride's family, ok, this is my younger sister, wants to marry her. First wins me.” Said that said to Ye Xiaomeng in a low voice: „Insists a meeting again, I want to direct their backstages.” 叶少阳拉着她,走到台上去,冲下面的人笑道:“比武招亲是吧,行,这是我妹子,想娶她。先来打赢我。”说完低声对叶小萌说道:“再坚持一会,我想把他们的后台引出来。” Immediately the fellow jumping up stage of yellow Maodai earring, in the mouth says: „Uncle elder brother, offended.” 立刻有一个黄毛戴耳环的家伙跳上台,口中说道:“大舅哥,得罪了啊。” Ye Shaoyang takes a quick look around, when this fellow is living the estimate is also the rural non- mainstream, therefore makes Ye Xiaomeng withdraw, is standing to the corner. 叶少阳一眼看去,这家伙活着时估计也是个农村非主流,于是让叶小萌退后,到角落去站着。 „Uncle elder brother is not so good to call.” Ye Shaoyang pouts toward him, making him come. “大舅哥不是这么好叫的。”叶少阳朝他努了努嘴,让他过来。 yellow hair smiles, whole body ghost strength erupts, is hitting rapidly to Ye Shaoyang, rushes to his front three chi (0.33 m) places, ghost strength was blocked suddenly, is completely irremovable. 黄毛嘿嘿一笑,浑身鬼力爆发,对着叶少阳急速撞来,冲到他面前三尺的地方,一身鬼力突然被封锁,完全不能移动。 Ye Shaoyang gives a calm smile, to form orchid seal single-handed, a ball in its ghost gate, yellow hair falls down the stage to go by a very exaggerating posture gently, pours in the crowd. 叶少阳淡然一笑,单手结成兰花印,在它鬼门上轻轻一弹,黄毛以一个很夸张的姿势跌下台去,倒在人群中。 The ghosts in an uproar, is one **** the fellow of upper body and whole body muscle mounts the stage, without delay, throws toward Ye Shaoyang. 众鬼哗然,又是一个****上身、满身肌肉的家伙上台,二话不说,朝叶少阳扑上来。 Ye Shaoyang then said to Ye Xiaomeng: „Meets appropriately told me.” 叶少阳回头对叶小萌说道:“遇到合适的告诉我啊。” Ye Xiaomeng is blushing saying: „When, Big Brother Shaoyang you also teased me, hey, you were careful!” 叶小萌红着脸说道:“什么时候了,少阳哥你还取笑我,喂,你小心！” The Ye Shaoyang then revolutions turns head, makes Five Emperors Coin to the man who is flushing, center the forehead, golden light flashes through together, the ghost also turns over/stands up to fall to leave office immediately. 叶少阳这才转回头,对着冲过来的汉子打出一枚五帝钱,正中眉心,一道金光闪过,那鬼也立刻翻身坠下台去。 Including two, even Ye Shaoyang the side has not traced, the ghosts look at each other in blank dismay, this realized that the wheat flour young fellow on stage is not simple, for a while no one dares to move. 连着上去两个,连叶少阳的边也没摸到,众鬼面面相觑,这才意识到台上的白面小伙不简单,一时没人敢动。 The ghost who ancient costume appearance that at this time wore the cheongsam mounted the stage, in the ghost group shouts immediately fishily: „Old Fourth Zhao you want to receive slightly, did not fear that your family that hole takes the shoe sole to pull out you!” 这时一个穿长衫的古装打扮的鬼上台,鬼群中立刻有鬼喊道:“赵老四你难道想收个小的吗,不怕你家那口子拿鞋底抽你！” Old Fourth Zhao then scolded: „Puts your mother's fart, I am looked that this small elder brother is skillful, many years had not fought with Law Master, have come up the hand addiction.” Said that looks at Ye Shaoyang saying that „I only sparred with you, win did not want your younger sister.” 赵老四回头骂道:“放你娘的屁,我是看这小哥身手不错,多年没跟法师交手了,上来过过手瘾。”说完看着叶少阳道,“我只跟你斗法,赢了也不要你妹子。” Ye Shaoyang said with a smile: „Won to make you marry.” 叶少阳笑道:“赢了就让你娶走。” Old Fourth Zhao smiles, lifts the cheongsam, the hand inserts the oneself chest, tore off a rib, Ye Shaoyang looked at one, this rib green light lingered, was this fellow cultivation ghost item, explained this fellow a little cultivation base, therefore extracted Soul Entangling Rope. 赵老四笑了笑,掀开长衫,手插进自己胸膛,拔下一根肋骨,叶少阳看了一眼,这肋骨绿光萦绕,想必是这家伙修炼的鬼器,说明这家伙有点修为,于是抽出了勾魂索。 „Hell Soul Entangling Rope!” Old Fourth Zhao screamed, „who were you?” “地狱勾魂索！”赵老四叫出声来,“你到底是什么人？”
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