SHMS :: Volume #5

#489: Ghost noisy marriage

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The exchanging greetings moment, everyone sits in the hut. 寒暄片刻,大家在小屋里坐下来。 Ye Shaoyang somewhat is also excited, looks all around the people, said: „Is the relatives, I hope that do not hide the truth from me, this what's the matter, you did not die, how in this place, this Ghost Immortal Village how to come?” 叶少阳也有些激动,环顾众人,说道:“都是自家亲戚,我希望你们不要瞒我,这到底是怎么回事,你们不都死了吗,怎么会在这个地方,这鬼仙村到底是怎么来的？” Everyone looks at each other to look, then recommends Uncle Fu to speak, although his ghost age is not longer than them, but everyone does not have the reincarnation after all, usually is living together, is according to the rank of the world of the living. 大家相视看去,然后推举福伯发言,虽然他鬼龄不比他们长,但是毕竟大家都没投胎,平时在一起生活,还是按照阳间的辈分来。 „Where from mentioned......” Uncle Fu to think, said, „ our majority died of the flood disaster, at that time did not have ghost messenger to come the Somalian soul, became lonely soul wild ghost, a few days, was sent people to receive here by immortal lady. “从哪说起呢……”福伯想了想,说道,“我们大部分是死于洪灾,当时也没有鬼差来索魂,成为孤魂野鬼,没几日,就被仙娘派人接到这里来。 This Ghost Immortal Village, is she uses immortal technique to arrange, each room is small cave residence, during the daytime the village hidden, at that time we entered cave residence cultivation, in the evening we coming out. 这个鬼仙村,是她用仙法布置成的,我们每间房都是一个小的洞府,白天村子隐藏起来,那时候我们就进洞府修炼,晚上我们才出来活动。 immortal lady recommended for an official position the position of Ghost Immortal for us, we all are Ghost Immortal, every day drinks the River of Forgetfulness water, eats Resentful Spirit Fruit, was too simply happy. All these are immortal lady grant. ” 仙娘为我们所有人保举了鬼仙之位,我们个个都是鬼仙,每天喝忘川水,吃怨灵果,简直太幸福了。这一切都是仙娘赐予的啊。” Said that moves toward opposite wall, Ye Shaoyang then saw on the wall has a shrine, inside consecrated idol, Uncle Fu is taking up before the shrine burns a joss stick, blew the tone, fragrant, sparks/Mars was actually the green, inserted in the incense burner. 说完走向对面墙壁,叶少阳这才看到墙上有一个神龛,里面供奉着一尊神像,福伯从神龛前拿起一炷香,吹了口气,香就着了,火星却是绿色的,插在香炉里。 Ye Shaoyang collects to look immediately, idol probably is the wooden, the facial features are very fuzzy, cannot see clearly the look, can only see that is woman who wears the long skirt, the hand with kalasa, seems a little the feeling of Guanyin. 叶少阳立刻凑上去看,神像大概是木质的,五官很模糊,根本看不清相貌,只能看到是个身穿长裙的女人,手拿一只净瓶,看上去有点观世音的感觉。 Ye Xiaomeng grabs the arm of third aunt to ask: „I remember you do not die in the flood disaster time, you passed the less than half year later afterward, opens the gas suicide is coming.” 叶小萌抓着三婶的胳膊问道:“我记得你不是死在洪灾时候的呀,你是后来过了小半年之后,开煤气自杀的来着。” third aunt is smiling, looks at third uncle one saying: „My that is not the suicide, is your third uncle kills my, he catches here me, from the beginning I have not been willing to stay in this, afterward stayed the period of time, knows that is really the good place, your third uncle is also good for me, makes me come. Here when Ghost Immortal, may compared with be better by various crimes in human world too.” 三婶笑着,看了三叔一眼道:“我那可不是自杀,是你三叔害死我的,他把我抓到这里来,一开始我还不愿在这呆着,后来呆了一阵子,才知道真是好地方啊,你三叔也是为我好,才引我来的。在这里当鬼仙,可比在人间受各种罪要好太多。” Relative who words saying nods the approval. 一席话说的诸位亲戚都点头赞同。 Uncle Fu said: „Our these worldlings, accumulated what blessed virtue, after dying , the non- extravagant demands ascended the sky the god, can make Ghost Immortal in this, but was better than the pain of Six Paths of Samsara.” 福伯道:“我们这些俗人,生前也积什么福德,死后不奢求上天成神,能在这做鬼仙,可是远胜过六道轮回之苦啊。” „Ghost Immortal?” Ye Shaoyang said with a smile, „Ghost Immortal when you became?” “鬼仙？”叶少阳笑道,“你们什么时候成的鬼仙？” Uncle Fu takes out a wooden sign from the pocket, delighted saying: „This is immortal lady from Yin Division to ghost token that we invited, has registered to be on record, this was the huge good fortune.” 福伯从兜里取出一块木牌,乐滋滋的说道:“这就是仙娘从阴司给我们请来的鬼牌,已经登录在案了,这可是天大的福分啊。” Ye Shaoyang looked at one to give back to him, this ghost token was certainly false, but he does not want to reveal at present, asked a third uncle question: „Why you only meet third aunt to come, hasn't taken your son to come?” 叶少阳看了一眼还给他,这鬼牌当然是假的,但他眼下不想揭穿,问了三叔一个问题:“为什么你只接三婶来,没接你儿子过来？” third uncle sighed: „immortal lady only makes us take the spouse to come, cannot we take other family member to come this, after all the place is limited, the person who in recent years, the nearby dies comes in unceasingly, are many, are idle getting fewer and fewer.” 三叔叹口气道:“仙娘只让我们接配偶过来,不许我们接别的亲人来这,毕竟地方有限,最近几年,附近死的人不断进来,已经很多了,空闲地越来越少。” Ye Shaoyang listened to this saying, wonders very much, „why does that allow you to meet third aunt to come?” 叶少阳听了这话,很是纳闷,“那为什么允许你接三婶过来？” third uncle sees the wife, smiles, „naturally has a sexual intercourse for the couple, on the good bosom ghost embryo/plot, to live devil/ghost child to consecrate immortal lady.” 三叔看着妻子,嘿嘿一笑,“当然是为了夫妻同房,好怀上鬼胎,生鬼子供奉仙娘。” Ye Shaoyang remembers Uncle Fu suddenly is the old hoodlum, said: „Uncle Fu you......” 叶少阳突然想起福伯是老光棍,说道:“福伯你……” Uncle Fu awkward smiling, after „I come, looked for the companion, was a Wang Family Village widow. In our, those also spouse, takes the spouse to come, without gives you six months, looks for a cross-eye in single, over a half year, by the immortal lady assignment.” 福伯尴尬的笑笑,“我来之后,也找个了伴侣,是王家村的一个寡妇。在我们这,凡是也配偶的,都接配偶前来,没有的给你半年时间,在单身的里找个对眼的,超过半年,就是由仙娘指配了。” The Ye Shaoyang hear, exclaims, how to have this matter, is this Utopia in legend? 叶少阳听完,惊叹不已,怎么会有这种事情,难道这就是传说中的乌托邦？ third aunt holds the hand of Ye Xiaomeng saying: „You, since bumped into, but do not walk, do not miss this opportunity.” 三婶拉着叶小萌的手道:“你们既然误打误撞来了,可就别走了,千万别错过这个机会。” Ye Xiaomeng in great surprise, „third aunt your anything meaning, you want to make me die.” 叶小萌大惊,“三婶你啥意思啊,你想让我死啊。” „Who do not die,” third aunt taught with skill and patience with the stance of seasoned person, „that was only a leather bag, after the person dies Six Paths of Samsara, was painful, was good like us, becomes Ghost Immortal, obtained the eternal life.” “谁不是要死的,”三婶以过来人的姿态循循善诱,“那只是一副皮囊,人死后六道轮回,多痛苦啊,像我们这样多好,成鬼仙,得永生。” Ye Shaoyang sneers, he thinks what early these people hit is this idea. 叶少阳冷笑,他早想到这些人打的是这个主意。 For a while how „this......” Ye Xiaomeng did not know said, stressed a excuse casually, „I have not married, was also useless in this, your wanted the couple, my single dog wants to keep this not to have the qualifications.” “这……”叶小萌一时不知道怎么说,随便抓了个借口,“我还没结婚呢,在这也没用啊,你们这都是要夫妻,我这单身狗想留在这也没资格呢。” third uncle hears this to smile, referred to Ye Shaoyang saying: „Your this is not just right, a perfect match, the age is also equivalent, stays behind together, forms the couple, is a neighbor with us.” 三叔听到这笑起来,指了指叶少阳道:“你俩这不是正好吗,郎才女貌的,年纪也相当,一起留下,结成夫妻,跟我们做个邻居。” Ye Xiaomeng blushes immediately, lowers the head saying: „third uncle you said anything, we are the close relative brother and sister, how can......” 叶小萌登时红了脸,低头道:“三叔你说什么呢,我们是近亲兄妹,怎么可以……” „Person died, this has what relations, if you feel irritable, third uncle gives you to introduce several well, now also several single young fellows, are the nearby villages, perhaps you also knew, good.” “人死了,这有什么关系,你要是觉得别扭,三叔给你介绍几个好的,现在还有好几个单身小伙,都是附近村子的,没准你们还认识,多好。” Ye Xiaomeng stands, saying of being angry: „Others did not say that you are my own third uncle, how can you want to make me die like this?” 叶小萌站起来,生气的说道:“别人就不说了,你可是我亲三叔,你怎么能这样想让我死呢？” third aunt sets out to say with a smile: „I understand that your feeling, you have not understood now, your third uncle, I came for your own good at that time time, just like you, cried for many days, afterward understood gradually.” 三婶起身笑道:“我明白你的感受,你现在还不太懂,你三叔也是为你好,当时我来的时候,也跟你一样,哭了好些天,后来渐渐才明白过来。” Several relatives also nod together, Uncle Fu said: „I told you, sees the relative, we may be disinclined to keep you, such good place, we do not want to make the stranger come, not enough to go around.” 几个亲戚也一起点头,福伯说道:“我跟你们说,要不是看着亲戚,我们可懒得留你们,这么好的地方,我们也不想让陌生人多来,僧多粥少啊。” Ye Shaoyang sighed secretly, he believes that these people were wholehearted, these people- should say is the ghost, has been involved, really regarded Ghost Immortal oneself, thinks that here was immortal residence, saw the main family later generation, wants to stay behind enjoys happiness together, this mentality, he can definitely understand, after all they were also hoodwinked. 叶少阳暗暗叹了口气,他相信这些人是真心实意,这些人-应该说是鬼魂,已经深陷其中,真把自己当成鬼仙,以为这里是仙府,看到个本家后人,就想留下一起享福,这种心态,他完全能够理解,毕竟他们也是被蒙蔽的。 This is the most pitiful place. 这才是最可悲的地方。 At this time, the sound of outside suona, more and more nearly. 这时候,外面一阵唢呐的声音,越来越近。 A third aunt eyeball revolution, said: „First let alone this, has posthumous marriage tonight, I lead you to watch the fun, other then said again.” 三婶眼珠一转,说道:“先别说这个,今天晚上有冥婚,我带你们去看看热闹,别的回头再说。” Ye Xiaomeng wholeheartedly wants to walk, just about to rejects, the Ye Shaoyang nod said: „Has a look well.” Signals with the eyes to Ye Xiaomeng, arrives at outside with a relative, this discovered that by mountain valley stood many people- should say that is the ghost. 叶小萌一心想走,刚要拒绝,叶少阳点头说道:“看看也好。”对叶小萌使了个眼色,跟着一众亲戚来到外面,这才发现山谷两边站了许多人-应该说是鬼。 Under Ye Shaoyang glances, discovery also dozens over a hundred, the clothes all are at least like the average person, but by their ghost qi, the rank at least is resentful spirit or fierce ghost. 叶少阳粗看之下,发现至少也有几十上百个,穿着打扮全跟普通人一样,但透过他们身上的鬼气来看,等级至少都是怨灵或厉鬼。 Usually rare fierce ghost in metropolis, here is gathering so many unexpectedly . Moreover the action manner is like the average person, being noisy is waiting for watching the fun, this scene, makes Ye Shaoyang somewhat disorderly simply. 平时在都市里难得一见的厉鬼,在这里竟然聚集着这么多,而且行动举止都跟普通人一样,闹哄哄的等着看热闹,这幅场面,简直让叶少阳有些凌乱。 ( Went all out to save some drafts recently, for these days if nothing unexpected happens, Christmas the same day erupted, all puts, and restores three to four, if there is an accident/surprise, can guarantee the renewal to be unceasing, please forgive renewed over the two days little. Many thanks everyone cared, erupts after on the 26 th ,( e.g. has accident/surprise only to decline for several days to explode), the renewal recovers and promotes.) (最近拼命存了一些稿子,这几天如无意外,圣诞节当天爆发,全放出来,并且恢复三更到四更,如有意外,也能保证更新不断,请原谅这两天更新少点。更多谢大家关心,26号爆发之后(如有意外就只能推辞几天爆更),更新复原并提升。)
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