„The sincerity does not know, in brief this is the crime, first, Yin-Yang hands over safe, a man and a woman, this is the Yin Division regulation, cannot violate......” “真心不真心不知道,总之这就是犯罪,第一,阴阳交泰,一男一女,这是阴司律法,不可违背……” Finishes barely the words is refuted by the old ghost: „But in the ancient times was not this!” 话音未落就遭到老鬼反驳:“可古代不是这样的！” inspector eyes: „The human world matter is always changing, the Yin law cannot remain unchanged! Also now human world male female few, your one person occupied six, you let these single dogs , single person what to do!” 功曹两眼一番:“人间的事总在变,阴律也不能一成不变吧！再说现在人间男多女少,你一个人就占了六个,你让那些单身狗,咳咳,单身的人怎么办！” Recently the ghost book listened to the novel on the 1st, learned many human world popular terminology. 最近鬼书一号听多了小说,学会了不少人间流行的用语。 „Your this situation, only then two choices ; first, reborn as a human, but the birth was the natural eunuch, the life cannot bump the woman, either...... samsara was the postpartum, the life is only mate lives, satisfied your desire thoroughly. These two choices, can elute your karmic strength, you choose one.” “你这种情况吧,只有两个选择,一是再世为人,但出生便是天阉,一生不能碰女人,要么……轮回为种猪,一生只为交/配而活,彻底满足你的欲望。这两种选择,都可以洗脱你的业力,你选一个吧。” Orange throws smiles, these two choices, truly pressed the person. 橙子扑哧一笑,这两种选择,确实太难为人了。 „Pig...... domestic pig or wild boar?” The old ghost asked. After the people die, soul day knowledge, regarding beasts, although has no favorable impression, actually does not discriminate like human. “猪啊……家猪还是野猪？”老鬼问道。人死之后,魂魄天知,对于兽类虽没什么好感,却不像人类那么歧视。 inspector said: „Has the difference?” 功曹道:“有区别吗？” „If the wild boar, does not need to suffer a person of blade, I choose the postpartum!” “若是野猪,不必挨人一刀,我就选种猪！” Orange covers mouth to laugh. 橙子捂嘴大笑。 inspector said: „Is the domestic pig, but you are not in the human life debt, suffering reincarnation Beast Path, does not need to suffer a person of blade, dark has the arrangement, finally indulges in sensual pleasure excessively dies.” 功曹道:“是家猪,但你不欠人命债,又委屈投胎畜生道,不必挨人一刀,冥冥中自有安排,最后纵欲过度而死。” „This line, I choose the pig, the postpartum!” “这个行,那我选猪,种猪！” inspector smiles, checked off his name with the red pen in the register of names, punishes the Samsara Division report. 功曹笑了笑,用红笔在名册上勾去了他的名字,发落去轮回司报道。 Orange smiles does not relax quickly. 橙子笑的快直不起腰来。 The matter of men and women is so appealing, for this, rather works as the postpartum...... 男女之事真的那么吸引人吗,为了这个,宁愿当种猪…… This pleasure in the past, starts becomes bored, Orange cannot sit still finally on the 1st, making ghost messenger go to bring his oneself ghost book, broadcasts a hypertext fiction, the sound tonality to lowly, sat to wait for orders the hall corner to listen, killed the time. 这段乐子过去,又开始变得无聊,橙子终于坐不住,让一个鬼差去把他自己的鬼书一号拿来,播放起一个网络小说,声音调到最低,坐在候命厅一角听了起来,打发时间。 „Next.” inspector turns the register of names to the next page, „Qing Yunzi.” “下一个。”功曹把名册翻到下一页,“青云子。” Also has not thought that but listens to this name, felt like that should be daoist, raised the head looked at one. 也没多想,只是听这名字,隐约觉得应该是个道士,抬头多看了一眼。 Seeing is appearance ordinary daoist, has not cared, asked: „Is Law Master?” 见是一个打扮普通的道士,也没在意,问道:“是法师吗？” Qing Yunzi ambiguous „”, said: „Quickly settles. I must go to the reincarnation.” 青云子含糊的“哦”了一声,道:“赶快了结吧。我要去投胎。” „Now when Yin Division chooses a person, if Law Master, can apply to keep Yin Division, goes to the Armaments Division service.” “现在正值阴司用人之际,若是法师,可以申请留在阴司,去军备司服役。” Qing Yunzi beckons with the hand saying: „I do not work as what yin soldier, my only reincarnation.” 青云子摆手道:“我不当什么阴兵,我只投胎。” „Can the reincarnation, is not you decides, worries to do.” “能不能投胎,也不是你说了算,这么着急干什么。” inspector curls the lip, thought that is really an odd person, can keep Yin Division, is almost the long-cherished wishes of all ghosts, after all can cultivation, have the attain the dao opportunity in the future, this person scurries to probably go to the reincarnation unexpectedly! 功曹撇了撇嘴,心想真是一个怪人,能留在阴司,几乎是所有亡魂的夙愿,毕竟可以修炼,将来还有证道的机会,这人居然上赶着要去投胎！ Swept a register of names end Inner Virtue year number as usual, inspector petrified at the scene. 照例扫了一眼名册末尾的阴德年数,功曹当场石化。 Average person does not do what misdemeanor, occasionally does a small good deed, most also on accumulation several hundred years of Inner Virtue, some are lose, but Qing Yunzi Inner Virtue, has 300,000 years unexpectedly!! 普通人一声不做什么坏事,偶尔做点小好事的,最多也就积累几百年阴德,还有一些是负的,但青云子的阴德,居然有三十万年！！ Qing Yunzi oneself also collects, looked at one, scolded secretly: „Are so few!” 青云子自己也凑过去,看了一眼,暗自骂道:“这么少！” inspector startled say/way: „How do you achieve?” 功曹惊道:“你是怎么做到的？” „This has anything to be difficult, surpasses some wicked ghost severe monster and that's the end, millennium above cultivation base that stressing ten is 10,000 years of cultivation base, I am also too lazy, the life also stressed over a hundred.” Qing Yunzi embarrassed flexure scratched the head. sect master as Spirit Immortal memorial tablet, he is really the oneself score feels a little ashamed. “这有什么难的,多超度一些恶鬼厉妖就是了,千年以上修为的那种,抓十个就是一万年修为,我也是太懒,一生也就抓了上百个。”青云子不好意思的挠了挠头。身为一个灵仙牌位的掌门,他是真的为自己的战绩感到有点羞愧。 The inspector hear in the ear, is actually the shock, does over a thousand years of cultivation base evil thing, stress over a hundred entire life? 功曹听在耳中,却是震惊不已,上千年修为的邪物,一生抓上百个？ Swept Qing Yunzi fast „file”, inspector calls out in alarm: „What, you are Mt. Mao sect master Qing Yunzi!!” 飞快的扫了一眼青云子的“档案”,功曹惊叫起来:“什么,你是茅山掌门青云子！！” This earth-shaking, stands in his behind two silver-armored ghost warrior continually has a scare. 这一声石破天惊,连站在他身后的两个银甲鬼武士都吓了一跳。 Orange listens to storytelling to hear to invest, hears here shouting, raised the head to stare one: „Quarrelled anything!” 橙子听书听得正投入,听见这边叫嚷,抬头瞪了一眼:“吵什么！” Then lowers the head then listens to storytelling, suddenly a brow wrinkle, realizes anything indistinctly, quickly looks up, the vision falls on the Qing Yunzi face, the mouth opened slowly, called one: „Grandfather!” 然后低头接着听书,突然眉头一皱,隐约意识到什么,急忙又抬头望去,目光落在青云子脸上,嘴巴缓缓张开,叫了一声:“爷爷！” Qing Yunzi has discovered her, hiding, this little while really cannot be hiding, has to smile to her, „good?” 青云子早就发现她,一直躲着,这会儿实在躲不过去,只好冲她笑笑,“挺好的？” Orange a little jams, quickly walks, supports the shoulder of Qing Yunzi: „Grandfather are you look my?” 橙子有点卡壳,急忙走过来,扶住青云子的肩膀:“爷爷你是来找我的吗？” Turned the head to look toward the crowd, said: „Hasn't my eldest child come?” 转头朝人群里看了看,道:“我老大没来吗？” Qing Yunzi coughs two, said: „He comes this to do, my oneself comes.” 青云子干咳两声,道:“他来这干什么,我自己来的。” „, Do you do? Right, was grandfather's your wound all right?” “哦,那您来干什么？对了,爷爷你的伤没事了吗？” „Was all right, was all right thoroughly.” “没事了,彻底没事了。” Qing Yunzi laughs, the finger took away the table, „feeds, how should sentence, said that I am catching up with the reincarnation!” 青云子哈哈一笑,手指扣了扣桌子,“喂,该怎么判,说啊,我赶着投胎！” inspector has a look at Orange, has a look at Qing Yunzi, at the scene ignorant ratio. 功曹看看橙子,又看看青云子,当场懵比了。 Orange gawked, realizes anything, grasped the material on register of names to look at one, frightened covers to be quiet. 橙子愣了一下,意识到什么,抓起名册上的资料看了一眼,吓得捂住嘴。 „Oh, grandfather you-” “天哪,爷爷你-” Qing Yunzi ignites above one line of handwriting, said: „This is not very clear, my lifespan of writing already completely.” 青云子点着上面一行字迹,说道:“这不是写的很清楚吗,我阳寿已尽。” In the Orange eye gushes out the tears immediately. 橙子眼中立刻涌出泪来。 Orange is in Ye Shaoyang all disciples, is longest with his being together time besides Guagua, before coped with Yu Xuanji time, Qing Yunzi lived in the Ye Shaoyang home, everyone is together a lot together. 橙子是叶少阳所有门人中,除了瓜瓜以外跟他相处时间最长的,之前对付鱼玄机的时候,青云子住在叶少阳家里,大家没少在一起相处。 In the Orange eye, Qing Yunzi is an affable elder, the most important thing is: He is Ye Shaoyang master. 在橙子眼中,青云子是一个和蔼可亲的长者,最重要的是:他是叶少阳的师父。 When Orange continuously he is a grandfather. Knew suddenly his death news, how can not be sad. 橙子一直当他是爷爷。乍然间得知他的死讯,怎能不悲伤。 Qing Yunzi patted her head, said: „life and death are fated, is normal, your child or Son of Heaven Palace yin god, has anything unable to see through, do not cry.” 青云子拍了拍她的脑袋,说道:“生死有命,再正常不过,你这孩子还是天子殿阴神,有什么看不开的,不要哭了。” Orange makes an effort to shake the head, the vision that coldly has swept several ghost messenger: „Is who cancels the elderly man soul!” 橙子用力摇头,冷冷的目光扫过几个鬼差:“是谁把老人家魂魄勾来的！” Several ghost messenger hurry to beckon with the hand. „Young lady of the house, really does not blame us, is his oneself comes......” 几个鬼差慌忙摆手。“少奶奶,真的不怪我们,是他自己来的……” Orange in name is their bosses, is equivalent to the Sir Mansion Lord daughter-in-law actually, Son of Heaven Palace inspector ghost messenger jokingly calls her to be „young lady of the house” in secret, afterward called publicly. The Orange strange elf, the wicked idea are many, everyone also loved and feared about her. 橙子名义上是他们的上司,实则相当于府君大人的儿媳妇,天子殿的功曹鬼差私下里戏称她作“少奶奶”,后来公开的叫了。橙子古怪精灵,鬼点子多,大伙对她也是又爱又怕。 Qing Yunzi said: „Has not related with them, is my oneself wants the reincarnation.” 青云子道:“跟他们没关系,是我自己要投胎。” „Do you want...... the reincarnation?” “您要……投胎？” Orange listened to this saying, in the heart chaotic, muttered: „This how line!” 橙子听了这话,心中杂乱无章,喃喃道:“这怎么行啊！” „Person died wanted the reincarnation, why wasn't good?” “人死了就要投胎啊,为什么不行？” „This...... I, if made you go, how that side the eldest child to confess that was not good!” “这……我要是让你去了,老大那边怎么交代啊,不行不行！” Qing Yunzi uncomfortable say/way: „Who is master, what I must make, but can also listen his?” 青云子不爽道:“到底谁是师父,我要做什么,还要听他的？” „Not, but......” “不是不是,但是……” A Qing Yunzi eyeball revolution, points at the register of names saying: „Moreover my lifespan already completely, was positive, keeps this to make anything.” 青云子眼珠一转,指着名册说道:“而且我阳寿已尽,又还不了阳了,留在这做什么。”