„The sinceritydoes not know,in briefthisis the crime, first, Yin-Yanghands oversafe, a man and a woman, thisis the Yin Divisionregulation, cannotviolate......”
“真心不真心不知道,总之这就是犯罪,第一,阴阳交泰,一男一女,这是阴司律法,不可违背……”Finishes barely the wordsis refutedby the oldghost: „Butin the ancient timeswas notthis!”
话音未落就遭到老鬼反驳:“可古代不是这样的!”inspectoreyes: „The human worldmatter is always changing, the Yinlawcannotremain unchanged! Alsonowhuman worldmalefemalefew, your one personoccupiedsix, youletthesesingledogs, singlepersonwhat to do!”功曹两眼一番:“人间的事总在变,阴律也不能一成不变吧!再说现在人间男多女少,你一个人就占了六个,你让那些单身狗,咳咳,单身的人怎么办!”Recently the ghostbooklistened to the novel on the 1st, learned many human worldpopularterminology.
最近鬼书一号听多了小说,学会了不少人间流行的用语。„Yourthissituation, only thentwochoices;first, reborn as a human, but the birth was the natural eunuch, the lifecannotbump the woman, either...... samsarawas the postpartum, the life is only matelives, satisfiedyourdesirethoroughly. Thesetwochoices, caneluteyourkarmic strength, youchooseone.”
“你这种情况吧,只有两个选择,一是再世为人,但出生便是天阉,一生不能碰女人,要么……轮回为种猪,一生只为交/配而活,彻底满足你的欲望。这两种选择,都可以洗脱你的业力,你选一个吧。”Orangethrowssmiles, thesetwochoices, trulypressed the person.橙子扑哧一笑,这两种选择,确实太难为人了。„Pig...... domestic pigorwild boar?” The oldghostasked. After the peopledie, souldayknowledge, regardingbeasts, althoughhas no favorable impression, actuallydoes not discriminatelikehuman.
“猪啊……家猪还是野猪?”老鬼问道。人死之后,魂魄天知,对于兽类虽没什么好感,却不像人类那么歧视。inspectorsaid: „Has the difference?”功曹道:“有区别吗?”„If the wild boar, does not needto suffer a person of blade, Ichoose the postpartum!”
“若是野猪,不必挨人一刀,我就选种猪!”Orangecovers mouthto laugh.橙子捂嘴大笑。inspectorsaid: „Is the domestic pig, butyouare not in the human lifedebt, sufferingreincarnationBeast Path, does not needto suffer a person of blade, darkhas the arrangement, finallyindulges in sensual pleasureexcessivelydies.”功曹道:“是家猪,但你不欠人命债,又委屈投胎畜生道,不必挨人一刀,冥冥中自有安排,最后纵欲过度而死。”„Thisline, Ichoose the pig, the postpartum!”
“这个行,那我选猪,种猪!”inspectorsmiles, checked offhisnamewith the redpenin the register of names, punishes the Samsara Divisionreport.功曹笑了笑,用红笔在名册上勾去了他的名字,发落去轮回司报道。Orangesmilesdoes not relaxquickly.橙子笑的快直不起腰来。
The matter of men and women is so appealing, forthis, ratherworks as the postpartum......
男女之事真的那么吸引人吗,为了这个,宁愿当种猪……Thispleasurein the past, startsbecomesbored, Orangecannot sit stillfinally on the 1st, makingghost messengergoto bringhisoneselfghostbook, broadcasts a hypertext fiction, the soundtonalitytolowly, satto wait for orders the hallcornerto listen, killed the time.
这段乐子过去,又开始变得无聊,橙子终于坐不住,让一个鬼差去把他自己的鬼书一号拿来,播放起一个网络小说,声音调到最低,坐在候命厅一角听了起来,打发时间。„Next.”inspectorturns the register of namesto the nextpage, „Qing Yunzi.”
“下一个。”功曹把名册翻到下一页,“青云子。”Alsohas not thought that butlistens tothisname, felt like that shouldbedaoist, raised the headlooked atone.
也没多想,只是听这名字,隐约觉得应该是个道士,抬头多看了一眼。Seeingisappearanceordinarydaoist, has not cared, asked: „IsLaw Master?”
见是一个打扮普通的道士,也没在意,问道:“是法师吗?”Qing Yunziambiguous„”, said: „Quicklysettles. Imustgo to the reincarnation.”青云子含糊的“哦”了一声,道:“赶快了结吧。我要去投胎。”„Now when Yin Divisionchooses a person, ifLaw Master, canapplyto keepYin Division, goes to the Armaments Divisionservice.”
“现在正值阴司用人之际,若是法师,可以申请留在阴司,去军备司服役。”Qing Yunzibeckons with the hand saying: „Ido not work aswhatyin soldier, myonlyreincarnation.”青云子摆手道:“我不当什么阴兵,我只投胎。”„Can the reincarnation, is notyoudecides, worriesto do.”
“能不能投胎,也不是你说了算,这么着急干什么。”inspectorcurls the lip, thought that is really an odd person, cankeepYin Division, is almost the long-cherished wishes of allghosts, after allcancultivation, have the attain the daoopportunityin the future, thispersonscurries to probablygo to the reincarnationunexpectedly!功曹撇了撇嘴,心想真是一个怪人,能留在阴司,几乎是所有亡魂的夙愿,毕竟可以修炼,将来还有证道的机会,这人居然上赶着要去投胎!Swept a register of namesendInner Virtueyearnumberas usual, inspectorpetrifiedat the scene.
照例扫了一眼名册末尾的阴德年数,功曹当场石化。Average persondoes not dowhatmisdemeanor, occasionallydoes a smallgood deed, mostalsoonaccumulationseveral hundredyears of Inner Virtue, somearelose, butQing YunziInner Virtue, has300,000yearsunexpectedly!!
普通人一声不做什么坏事,偶尔做点小好事的,最多也就积累几百年阴德,还有一些是负的,但青云子的阴德,居然有三十万年!!Qing Yunzioneselfalsocollects, looked atone, scoldedsecretly: „Are so few!”青云子自己也凑过去,看了一眼,暗自骂道:“这么少!”inspectorstartledsay/way: „How do youachieve?”功曹惊道:“你是怎么做到的?”„Thishasanythingto be difficult, surpassessomewicked ghostseveremonsterand that's the end, millenniumabovecultivation base that stressingtenis10,000years of cultivation base, I am also toolazy, the lifealsostressedover a hundred.”Qing Yunziembarrassedflexurescratched the head. sect masterasSpirit Immortalmemorial tablet, he is really the oneselfscorefeelsa littleashamed.
“这有什么难的,多超度一些恶鬼厉妖就是了,千年以上修为的那种,抓十个就是一万年修为,我也是太懒,一生也就抓了上百个。”青云子不好意思的挠了挠头。身为一个灵仙牌位的掌门,他是真的为自己的战绩感到有点羞愧。
The inspectorhearin the ear, is actually the shock, does over a thousandyears of cultivation baseevilthing, stressover a hundredentire life?功曹听在耳中,却是震惊不已,上千年修为的邪物,一生抓上百个?SweptQing Yunzifast„file”, inspectorcalls out in alarm: „What, youareMt. Maosect masterQing Yunzi!!”
飞快的扫了一眼青云子的“档案”,功曹惊叫起来:“什么,你是茅山掌门青云子!!”Thisearth-shaking, standsinhisbehindtwosilver-armored ghost warriorcontinuallyhas a scare.
这一声石破天惊,连站在他身后的两个银甲鬼武士都吓了一跳。Orangelistens to storytellingto hearto invest, hearshereshouting, raised the headto stareone: „Quarrelledanything!”橙子听书听得正投入,听见这边叫嚷,抬头瞪了一眼:“吵什么!”Thenlowers the headthenlistens to storytelling, suddenly a browwrinkle, realizesanythingindistinctly, quicklylooks up, the visionfallson the Qing Yunziface, the mouthopenedslowly, calledone: „Grandfather!”
然后低头接着听书,突然眉头一皱,隐约意识到什么,急忙又抬头望去,目光落在青云子脸上,嘴巴缓缓张开,叫了一声:“爷爷!”Qing Yunzihas discoveredher, hiding, thislittle whilereallycannot be hiding, hasto smiletoher, „good?”青云子早就发现她,一直躲着,这会儿实在躲不过去,只好冲她笑笑,“挺好的?”Orangea littlejams, quicklywalks, supports the shoulder of Qing Yunzi: „Grandfather are youlookmy?”橙子有点卡壳,急忙走过来,扶住青云子的肩膀:“爷爷你是来找我的吗?”Turned the headto looktoward the crowd, said: „Hasn't myeldest childcome?”
转头朝人群里看了看,道:“我老大没来吗?”Qing Yunzicoughstwo, said: „Hecomesthisto do, myoneselfcomes.”青云子干咳两声,道:“他来这干什么,我自己来的。”„, Do youdo? Right, was grandfather'syourwoundall right?”
“哦,那您来干什么?对了,爷爷你的伤没事了吗?”„Was all right, was all rightthoroughly.”
“没事了,彻底没事了。”Qing Yunzilaughs, the fingertook away the table, „feeds, howshouldsentence, said that Iam catching up with the reincarnation!”青云子哈哈一笑,手指扣了扣桌子,“喂,该怎么判,说啊,我赶着投胎!”inspectorhas a look atOrange, has a look atQing Yunzi, at the sceneignorantratio.功曹看看橙子,又看看青云子,当场懵比了。Orangegawked, realizesanything, grasped the material on register of namesto look atone, frightenedcoversto be quiet.橙子愣了一下,意识到什么,抓起名册上的资料看了一眼,吓得捂住嘴。„Oh, grandfatheryou-”
“天哪,爷爷你-”Qing Yunziignitesaboveoneline of handwriting, said: „This is not very clear, my lifespan of writingalreadycompletely.”青云子点着上面一行字迹,说道:“这不是写的很清楚吗,我阳寿已尽。”In the Orangeeyegushes out the tearsimmediately.橙子眼中立刻涌出泪来。OrangeisinYe Shaoyangalldisciples, is longestwithhisbeing togethertimebesidesGuagua, beforecoped withYu Xuanjitime, Qing Yunzilivedin the Ye Shaoyanghome, everyoneis togethera lottogether.橙子是叶少阳所有门人中,除了瓜瓜以外跟他相处时间最长的,之前对付鱼玄机的时候,青云子住在叶少阳家里,大家没少在一起相处。In the Orangeeye, Qing Yunziis an affableelder, the most important thing is: HeisYe Shaoyangmaster.
在橙子眼中,青云子是一个和蔼可亲的长者,最重要的是:他是叶少阳的师父。WhenOrangecontinuouslyheis a grandfather. Knewsuddenlyhisdeath news, howcannot be sad.橙子一直当他是爷爷。乍然间得知他的死讯,怎能不悲伤。Qing Yunzipattedherhead, said: „life and death are fated, is normal, your childorSon of Heaven Palaceyin god, hasanything unable to see through, do not cry.”青云子拍了拍她的脑袋,说道:“生死有命,再正常不过,你这孩子还是天子殿阴神,有什么看不开的,不要哭了。”Orangemakes an effortto shake the head, the vision that coldlyhas sweptseveralghost messenger: „Iswhocancels the elderly mansoul!”橙子用力摇头,冷冷的目光扫过几个鬼差:“是谁把老人家魂魄勾来的!”Severalghost messengerhurryto beckon with the hand. „Young lady of the house, reallydoes not blameus, ishisoneselfcomes......”
几个鬼差慌忙摆手。“少奶奶,真的不怪我们,是他自己来的……”Orangein nameistheirbosses, is equivalent to the Sir Mansion Lorddaughter-in-lawactually, Son of Heaven Palaceinspectorghost messengerjokingly callsherto be„young lady of the house”in secret, afterwardcalledpublicly. The Orangestrangeelf, the wicked ideaare many, everyonealsolovedandfearedabouther.橙子名义上是他们的上司,实则相当于府君大人的儿媳妇,天子殿的功曹鬼差私下里戏称她作“少奶奶”,后来公开的叫了。橙子古怪精灵,鬼点子多,大伙对她也是又爱又怕。Qing Yunzisaid: „Has not relatedwiththem, ismyoneselfwants the reincarnation.”青云子道:“跟他们没关系,是我自己要投胎。”„Do youwant...... the reincarnation?”
“您要……投胎?”Orangelistened tothissaying, in the heartchaotic, muttered: „Thishowline!”橙子听了这话,心中杂乱无章,喃喃道:“这怎么行啊!”„Persondiedwanted the reincarnation, whywasn't good?”
“人死了就要投胎啊,为什么不行?”„This...... I, ifmadeyougo, howthat side the eldest childto confess that was not good!”
“这……我要是让你去了,老大那边怎么交代啊,不行不行!”Qing Yunziuncomfortablesay/way: „Whoismaster, whatImustmake, but can also listenhis?”青云子不爽道:“到底谁是师父,我要做什么,还要听他的?”„Not, but......”
“不是不是,但是……”
A Qing Yunzieyeballrevolution, points at the register of names saying: „Moreovermylifespanalreadycompletely, was positive, keepsthisto makeanything.”青云子眼珠一转,指着名册说道:“而且我阳寿已尽,又还不了阳了,留在这做什么。”
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