„Hehe, because is the elder, must ascertain, gives you to advise, words saying...... is your schoolmate?” “嘿嘿,就因为是长辈,才要问个清楚,给你忠告,话说……是你同学？” „It is not!” “不是！” „Neighbor? Yesterday went to your family taking advantage of soy sauce that I see you to hide in the room stealthy.” “邻居？是不是昨天去你家借酱油那个,我见你们躲在屋里鬼鬼祟祟的。” „It is not!” The Little Yu/fish quick violent walked, „do not guess that is you, ok!” “不是！”小鱼快暴走了,“别猜了,是你,行了吧！” Ye Shaoyang is terrified, halts suddenly, awkward look Rui Lengyu, has a look at Little Yu/fish, saying that treats a matter seriously very much: „I know that you are the youth bud, will have the favorable impression to the side most attractive elder, I had also liked our teachers in the past, but knows afterward this does not like.” 叶少阳悚然,猛然站住,尴尬的看看芮冷玉,又看看小鱼,很郑重其事的说道:“我知道你这是青春萌动,会对身边最有魅力的长辈产生好感,我当年也喜欢过我们老师,但是后来才知道这不是喜欢。” , Ye Shaoyang both hands are pressing her shoulder, „If nothing else, you must know, I am your little master uncle, among us is impossible......” 说到激动处,叶少阳双手按着她的肩膀,“别的不说,你要知道,我是你小师叔啊,我们之间是不可能的……” Little Yu/fish stupidly visits him. 小鱼傻傻的看着他。 Ye Shaoyang looks at this, but also thinks that she was persuaded, appeals to educate with reason urged: „Listens my, brave, forgot me.” 叶少阳看她这样子,还以为她被说动了,动之以情晓之以理的劝道:“听我的,勇敢一点,把我忘了吧。” Little Yu/fish opens the mouth slowly, stares at him some little time, muttered said: „I have not thought, a person can the narcissism to this degree, really be...... I really does not know said what was good.” Turns the head to say to Rui Lengyu: „Sister Lengyu, you become monk, do not manage him.” 小鱼缓缓张开嘴巴,凝视他好一会,喃喃说道:“我从来没想到,一个人可以自恋到这个程度,真是……我真不知道说什么好了。”转头对芮冷玉说道:“冷雨姐,你还是出家去吧,不要理他了。” Rui Lengyu said low-spirited: „Yes, I regretted to descend the mountain.” 芮冷玉黯然道:“是啊,我后悔下山了。” Three people played for-and-a-half days in the Mt. Emei scenic area, later also visited Leshan Giant Buddha, although has not imagined is so good, but Little Yu/fish is very satisfied, then three people return to Shicheng together. 三人在峨眉山景区游玩了一天半,之后还去参观了乐山大佛,虽然没有想象中那么好,但小鱼还是很满意,然后三个人一起返回石城。 Old Guo drives to meet them, sees Little Yu/fish is well, is excited. 老郭开车来接他们,见到小鱼平安无事,非常激动。 „Walks, first goes home, some people are waiting.” Old Guo to Ye Shaoyang mysterious smiling, said. “走吧,先回家,有人在等着了。”老郭冲叶少阳神秘的笑了笑,说道。 Ye Shaoyang asked that he was who did not say, in heart bold suspicion: Is it possible that was master came inadequately? 叶少阳问他是谁也不说,心中大胆的猜想:莫非是师父来了不成？ Enters the old Guo Family gate, sees a dreadful old man, sits on the sofa, in the hand is carrying a small dish, inside thinks to fry in oil the shelled peanut. 一进老郭家门,就看到一个猥琐的老头,坐在沙发上,手里端着一个小碟子,里面装着油炸花生米。 The old man is knocking one leg on the other, is eating the peanut, while watches the television. 老头敲着二郎腿,一边吃着花生,一边看着电视。 On the television is putting «Zhen Xuan Biography», the old man looks with great interest. 电视上在放《甄嬛传》,老头看得津津有味。 „master!!” “师父！！” Although had guessed correctly that possibly is master, but saw truly, Ye Shaoyang is filled with joy. 虽然早就猜到可能是师父,但真正见到,叶少阳还是满心欢喜。 Old Guo really this big god inviting! 老郭果然把这尊大神给请来了！ „Teacher's teacher! When you come!” “师公啊！你什么时候来的！” Little Yu/fish sees Qing Yunzi, is very excited, before for the Ye Shaoyang matter, Qing Yunzi arrived at Shicheng secretly, lived after a period of time, Little Yu/fish in old Guo Family happen to had a vacation at that time at home. The Old Guo parents once died of the hand of corpse fiend, Little Yu/fish do not have the grandfather, sees Qing Yunzi, regarded the grandfather him, serves tea to pour water to her, is all right to give back pounds the legs, served the old man does not have the words to say. 小鱼见到青云子,也是非常激动,之前为了叶少阳的事,青云子偷偷来到石城,在老郭家里住过一段时间,当时小鱼正好放假在家。老郭父母曾经都死于尸煞之手,小鱼没有爷爷,见到青云子,就把他当成了爷爷,给她端茶倒水,没事还给捶腿,把老头伺候得没话说。 Little Yu/fish abandons the baggage, immediately runs up to side Qing Yunzi, pounds the legs to him. 小鱼扔下行李,立刻跑到青云子身边,给他捶腿。 Qing Yunzi is glad to laugh. 青云子乐得哈哈大笑。 „master!” Rui Lengyu also walks, called one respectfully, now her relations with the Ye Shaoyang is also near one step, this master called own. “师父！”芮冷玉也走过去,恭恭敬敬的叫了一声,现在她跟叶少阳的关系又近了一步,这一声师父叫的更亲了。 „Good, comes back well.” Qing Yunzi turned the head to look at her one eyes, said: „I heard that you must go to work as the nun, you, were not I say you, oneself had immortal mountain not on, works as what nun, returned to my Mt. Mao, when daoist nun and that's the end, was this little animal bullies you?” “好,回来就好。”青云子转头看了她一眼,说道:“我听说你要去当尼姑,你呀,不是我说你,自家有仙山不上,去当什么尼姑,回我茅山当道姑就是了,难道是这小畜生欺负你了？” Rui Lengyu white Ye Shaoyang, said: „It is not.” 芮冷玉白了叶少阳一眼,道:“可不是。” Little Yu/fish says to Qing Yunzi immediately: „Teacher's teacher, little master uncle bullies Sister Lengyu not only, but also bullies me, did not say that I unrequited love him......” 小鱼立刻对青云子说道:“师公啊,小师叔不光欺负冷玉姐,还欺负我,非说我暗恋他……” „I depend, are you came my shape to come!” Ye Shaoyang discontented shouted. “我靠,你们都来告我状来了是不是！”叶少阳不满的嚷起来。 At noon, Elder Sister Guo goes to the kitchen, whole family harmony happiness is eating meal together. 中午,郭大嫂下厨,一家人其乐融融的在一起吃了个饭。 At the session everyone has the tacit understanding very much, only mentions the happy matter, other do not raise totally. 席间大家都很有默契,只提开心的事,其余一概不提。 Qing Yunzi drank half jin (0.5 kg) liquor, a little faint, listened to Old Guo saying that before Ye Shaoyang bought the new home, insisted that makes Ye Shaoyang lead him to have a look. 青云子喝了半斤酒,有点晕乎乎的,之前听老郭说叶少阳买了新房,坚持让叶少阳带他去看看。 Ye Shaoyang thinks, since the house repairs, oneself has not gone to look, therefore makes Old Guo drive, everyone visits together. 叶少阳想到自从房子装修好,自己也是没有去看过,于是让老郭开车,大家一起去参观。 Arrived the community that oneself lived, Ye Shaoyang looked, cannot determine that which obstinately oneself lived, has to telephone to the Ma Cheng inquiry. 到了自己住的小区,叶少阳找了一圈,愣是不敢确定自己住哪儿了,只好打电话给马承询问。 „Which your oneself lives, you asked me!” Ma Cheng almost faints. “你自己家住哪,你问我！”马承差点昏过去。 „That has what means that I have come, where can remember.” Ye Shaoyang is also very speechless. “那有什么办法,我就来过一回,哪里记得住。”叶少阳也很无语。 Ma Cheng cannot remember, finally related to the head who in the Ye Shaoyang family/home repairs, asked the door plate. 马承也记不住,最后联系了给叶少阳家里装修的负责人,才问到门牌号。 „On your confused duck, how later unable to find the wife like this!” “就你这样的晕头鸭子,以后怎么找得到媳妇！” Because of this not making sense matter, waited for dozen minutes in downstairs, Qing Yunzi is very uncomfortable, makes an effort to ignite the head of Ye Shaoyang. 因为这种无厘头的事,在楼下干等了十几分钟,青云子十分不爽,用力点着叶少阳的脑袋。 Opened the door with the key, Ye Shaoyang is shocked immediately: 用钥匙打开门,叶少阳顿时惊呆了: The room repairs probably an antique store is the same, completely the classical wind, even/including Chaji, sofa are the padauk teaks, the living room is also suspending an antique frame by the wall, above put completely library Four Treasures and a teapot kind of thing. 房间装修的好像一个古董店一样,完全的古典风,连茶几、沙发都是红木的,客厅靠墙还摆着一个古董架,上面放满了文房四宝、茶壶一类的物件。 Ye Shaoyang compelled at the scene ignorant. Is this...... oneself? 叶少阳当场就懵逼了。这……是自己家？ „Un, good good!” Qing Yunzi says immediately, „your boy very has the idea, really has not thought for the master.” “嗯,不错不错！”青云子立刻赞道,“你小子挺有想法的嘛,为师还真是没想到。” In on rollers balcony, suspends an old style deck chair, Qing Yunzi is lying down immediately, greeting makes tea. 推拉门外的阳台上,摆着一张老式的躺椅,青云子立刻躺上去,招呼泡茶。 Little Yu/fish is busy at work immediately, looks for the thing to boil water. 小鱼立刻忙活起来,找东西烧水。 Rui Lengyu as younger sister, is not good to idle, rummages through chests and cupboards, seeks for the teapot tea leaves and so on thing. 芮冷玉身为妹子,也不好闲着,翻箱倒柜,寻找茶壶茶叶之类的东西。 Ye Shaoyang dialed the Ma Cheng telephone, at the same time shoves open the door unceasingly, examines the repairs of other rooms, the result discovery is the Chinese type classical wind, even classical was somewhat exaggerating. 叶少阳拨通了马承的电话,一边不断推开房门,查看其余房间的装修,结果发现全是中式古典风,甚至古典的有些夸张了。 „What kind of, satisfaction of also room repair?” “怎么样,房间装修的还满意吗？” That side telephone, Ma Cheng self-satisfied saying, „let me tell you, to design your house, I specially the designer who invited from Capital City, according to your personal status and occupation, specially designed decor, unique, I know that you liked certainly.” 电话那边,马承得意的说道,“我跟你说,为了设计你这房子,我专门从京城请的设计师,按照你的品位、职业,专门设计的装修风格,独一无二,我就知道你一定喜欢的。” „I......” Ye Shaoyang put out a hand to wipe a corner of the eye, saw oneself this time appearance from the old-style carving flower mirror, like in WeChat most commonly used that „cried with a smile” the expression. “我……”叶少阳伸手抹了一下眼角,从古式雕花梳妆镜里看到自己此时的样子,就像微信里最常用的那个“笑着哭”的表情。 „I said the big brother, when I you told that I can fit out like this?” “我说大哥,我什么时候跟你说我要装成这样子了？” „Un? This is not, you are daoist, definitely likes the classical culture, you go to the study room to have a look, to have the words paper inkstone, on the antique frame is the old thing that I help you buy, several teapots, you are all right to write to write, drink tea anything......” “嗯？这样不是很好吗,你是道士,肯定喜欢古典文化,你去书房看看,有笔墨纸砚,古董架上全是我帮你买的老物件,还有几个茶壶,你没事可以写写字,喝喝茶什么的……” „Who drinks tea! I do not understand the tea completely, I only like drinking the activation! Except for drawn talisman, I do not practice calligraphy!” “谁喝茶啊！我完全就不懂茶好吗,我只爱喝激活！除了画符,我也不练字！” Helpless Ye Shaoyang said, „I said the big brother, you fit out the classical style, I endured, but your where is repairs, you build the movie studio? My this can make the costume movie directly, other I can endure, but this bed...... you make that rack bed that an ancient rests to me unexpectedly!! How you do not give the bed to release embroidered shoes, asks a younger sister to come, can pat «Mountain village Old Corpse» directly!” 叶少阳无奈说道,“我说大哥,你装成古典风格,我都忍了,但你这哪里是装修啊,你这是搭建摄影棚吧？我这直接就能拍古装片了,别的我都能忍,可这床……你居然给我弄个古人睡的那种架子床！！你怎么不给床下放一双绣花鞋啊,找个妹子进来,直接就能拍《山村老尸》了！”