SHMS :: Volume #12

#1186: Back door

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Rui Lengyu knows that he is changing the topic, however is important, she may not have the Ye Shaoyang that optimistic attitude, immediately seriously ponders, said: 芮冷玉知道他在岔开话题,但是事关重大,她可没有叶少阳那么乐观的态度,当即认真思考起来,说道: „Just that ghost recorded said right, we in the world of the living, do not only go to ghost territory, is not Zhong Kui or Profound Altar Zhao, is impossible to come human world to seize the soul. To say the least, even these big shot think that behind is cloudy you, cannot achieve.” “刚那个鬼记说的没错,我们只在阳间,绝不去鬼域,不是钟馗还是赵玄坛,都不可能来人间拘魂。退一步说,就算这几个大佬想背后阴你,都做不到。” Ye Shaoyang nods saying: „Only then a person is an exception, Mansion Lord Cui! If he adds two on Life and Death Book casually, I think that does not die is not good!” 叶少阳点点头说道:“只有一个人除外,崔府君！假如他在生死簿上随便添两笔,我想不死都不行！” Rui Lengyu one startled, muttered: „Won't Mansion Lord Cui do that?” 芮冷玉一惊,喃喃道:“崔府君不会这么做吧？” „should not, the Mansion Lord Cui reputation is very good, calculates with me a little relates, behind will not be probably cloudy I......” “应该不会,崔府君口碑很好,跟我也算有点关系,大概是不会背后阴我……” However about thinks, did not feel relieved, therefore activated Orange soul seal, waited for a meeting, Orange to come air-splitting, saw Rui Lengyu, chatted happily. 但是左右一想,还是不放心,于是激活了橙子的魂印,等了一会,橙子破空而来,见到芮冷玉,非常开心的聊了起来。 The result listened to Ye Shaoyang a situation saying, Orange dumbfounded immediately, clenched teeth saying: „Eldest child, my they called Little White!” 结果听叶少阳把情况一说,橙子顿时就呆住了,一咬牙说道:“老大,我这就把小白他们都叫上来！” Ye Shaoyang beckons with the hand saying: „Does not need you to help, you have the government position in the body, does not facilitate to offend Yu Xuanji.” 叶少阳摆手道:“不需要你们帮,你们有官职在身,不方便得罪鱼玄机。” Orange one hear, digs the mouth, saying of being angry: „Eldest child you said anything! We do not help you, your matter is our matters, although I currently have husband, but you forever are my eldest child!” 橙子一听,撅起嘴巴,生气的说道:“老大你说什么呢！我们不是帮你,你的事就是我们的事,虽然我现在有夫君了,但你永远都是我老大啊！” Ye Shaoyang listened to this saying, was very at heart affected, pinched her small face, said: „Good, time when I cannot deal with, definitely called you. Now if calls you, probably clarified must fight, first was in the wrong.” 叶少阳听了这话,心里很感动,捏了捏她的小脸,说道:“那好,等我应付不来的时候,肯定叫你们。现在如果就把你们叫来,好像摆明了要打架似的,首先理亏。” Orange said: „Good, I you, you will often not call me unable to conceal the truth!” 橙子道:“那好吧,我会不时上来看你,你不叫我也瞒不住！” Ye Shaoyang smiles, said: „My this time asks you to come, wants to invite you with the pretty boy same place, blows the neglected advice in Mansion Lord Cui there, did not ask him to help me, at least at this matter, do not trip somebody up to me, Yu Xuanji after all was his junior sister.” 叶少阳笑笑,说道:“我这次找你来,是想请你跟小白脸一起,在崔府君那里吹吹耳边风,不求他帮我,至少在这件事上,别给我使绊子,鱼玄机毕竟是他师妹。” Orange one hear, said suddenly: „No wonder, that Yu Xuanji always came toward Son of Heaven Palace for these days, delivered Guangxi one time the flower cake, originally is gives a present.” 橙子一听,恍然说道:“怪不得,那个鱼玄机这几天老往天子殿来,有一次还送了桂花糕来,原来是来送礼。” Afterward smiles, „the uncle actually does not like the Guangxi flower cake that eats her to make, said that was too sweet. Kindly gave us to eat.” 随后莞尔一笑,“不过大叔其实不喜欢吃她做的桂花糕,说太甜了。都赏给我们吃了。” Ye Shaoyang startled say/way: „Uncle?” 叶少阳惊道:“大叔？” Orange said: „Yes, I called his uncle in secret, Son of Heaven Palace on my miss, he liked me taking care very much.” 橙子道:“是啊,我私底下都叫他大叔的,天子殿就我一个姑娘,他很喜欢我服侍的。” Ye Shaoyang visits her, said: „Takes care......” 叶少阳看着她,道:“服侍……” „You think anything!” Orange hit his, „ you do not know, Mansion Lord Cui loves to Gentleman Xiao, like the fathers and sons, he also regarded as the daughter-in-law me, making me call his uncle. “你想什么呢！”橙子打了他一下,“你不知道,崔府君对萧郎非常宠爱,就像父子一样,他也把我看成了儿媳妇,让我叫他大叔。 Our merman most is good at brewing alcohol, the uncle most likes the liquor that drinks me to make, dessert that I make , uncle most in any case now favors is I, even Gentleman Xiao stands out of the way. ” 我们鲛人最擅长酿酒,大叔最喜欢喝我酿的酒,还有我做的点心,啧啧,反正现在大叔最宠的就是我,连萧郎都靠边站。” Ye Shaoyang and Rui Lengyu look mutually, is a face is shocking. 叶少阳与芮冷玉互相看去,都是一脸震惊。 In Orange enters at the beginning of Son of Heaven Palace, Ye Shaoyang has exhorted her, is roaring Mansion Lord Cui as far as possible, unexpectedly but never expected that she does is so successful, just like became the daughters-in-law...... 在橙子进天子殿之初,叶少阳就嘱咐过她,尽量哄着崔府君,可是没想到她居然做的这么成功,俨然成了人家儿媳妇…… When next pats the thigh, said: „That is good, I do not believe that junior sister kisses/intimate again, but can also have the daughter-in-law to kiss!” 当下一拍大腿,说道:“那就好,我不相信师妹再亲,还能有儿媳妇亲！” Orange said: „Yes, said again she cannot go to Son of Heaven Palace daily, I make a long stay in that serves uncle's daily life. If he dares to help that Yu Xuanji, I do not give him to brew alcohol to steep tea!” 橙子说道:“是呀,再说她也不能天天去天子殿,我可是长住在那,伺候大叔的起居。他要是敢帮那个鱼玄机,我就不给他酿酒沏茶！” Ye Shaoyang listened to this saying, relax, making her go back earlier, Orange is extremely discontented, expressed that comes up with great difficulty, must the dull meeting. 叶少阳听了这话,更加放心,让她早点回去,橙子非常不满,表示好不容易上来一趟,要多呆一会。 Therefore Rui Lengyu draws her to arrive at the next door bedroom, said that the confidences. 于是芮冷玉拉着她到隔壁卧室,说私房话去了。 Next morning, Ye Shaoyang, Rui Lengyu and Little Yu/fish go out together, plays Mt. Emei. 第二天早上,叶少阳、芮冷玉、小鱼一起出门,去游玩峨眉山。 Ye Shaoyang also the first time is, the mountain, played all the way, the sensation unit discussed the scenery, the Mt. Emei scenery was common, was similar to Mt. Mao. 叶少阳也是第一次来,一路上山,游玩了一遍,感觉单论风景来说,峨眉山风景一般,跟茅山差不多。 The famous mountains of these Taoism and Buddhism, like Mt. Wutai, Mt. Jiuhua, Mt. Qingcheng and Mt. Lao, the scenery are not excellent, but becomes famous because of the religion, the tourist of climbing mountains, many are worships Buddha to burn incense to worship Buddha. 这些道教和佛教的名山,像五台山、九华山、青城山、崂山,风景都不算绝好,只是因为宗教而出名,上山的游客,多是来拜佛上香拜佛的。 Takes the cable car, on the Emei Jinding, played, finally stands in that most famous golden buddha under foot. 乘坐缆车,上了峨眉金顶,一路游玩,最终站在那尊最有名的金佛脚下。 Emei golden buddha, is the Bodhisattva Samantabhadra golden body , is in all directions ordinary like the buddhist monk, the buddhist image is dignified, lifelike , a woeful feeling. 峨眉金佛,乃是普贤菩萨的金身,四面八方,如同浮屠一般,宝相庄严慈祥,栩栩如生,又给人一种悲天悯人的感觉。 Countless people prostrate oneself under the image of Buddha, beseeched, declares Amitabha. 无数人拜倒在佛像下,烧香磕头,口称阿弥陀佛。 Although Little Yu/fish the father is daoist, but oneself is not, looked that others burn incense, after soliciting Ye Shaoyang agrees, could not bear also spends 100 to buy burnt a joss stick to reduce fever. 小鱼虽然老爹是道士,但自己不是,看别人都上香,在征求叶少阳同意后,忍不住也花一百块买了一炷香去烧。 Rui Lengyu almost becomes the nun, originally has fate with Buddha, sees truth that Buddha had not naturally done obeisance. Only then Ye Shaoyang, takes a stroll in the main hall, looks at the beautiful woman everywhere, particularly has the beautiful woman to bend the waist to burn incense...... 芮冷玉差一点成尼姑,本来就有佛缘,见了佛自然没有不拜的道理。只有叶少阳一个,在大殿之中溜达,到处看美女,尤其是有美女弯腰上香的时候…… Suddenly the arm was drawn, turns the head to look, Rui Lengyu is staring oneself, „you are actually great, dares the peeping younger sister in the Buddhism sacred place, whom also did not have.” 突然胳膊被人拉了一下,转头一看,芮冷玉正在瞪着自己,“你倒是了不起,在佛门圣地都敢偷窥妹子,也是没谁了。” „Hehe, my is not idling, has a look casually, how can be peeps.” “嘿嘿,我这不也是闲着吗,随便看看,怎么能是偷窥呢。” Waits for Little Yu/fish to burn incense, three people descend the mountain together. 等小鱼上了香,三人一起下山。 Out the main hall, there is monk solution sign to tell fortunes, Little Yu/fish also drew a bamboo slip, then asked the marriage affinity, wrote down the names and records of one's horoscope of two people. 大殿门外,有和尚解签算命,小鱼也去抽了一根签,然后问姻缘,写下两个人的姓名和生辰八字。 The monk calculated, told Little Yu/fish, two people were predestined friends, but needs to experience some roughly, so long as can trust each other, certainly can practice successfully the fruits of virtue...... 和尚推算了一番,告诉小鱼,两人有缘,但是需要经历一些坎坷,只要能互相信任,一定能修成正果…… Little Yu/fish listened very happily, gave 20. 小鱼听了十分高兴,多给了二十块。 Ye Shaoyang somewhat loves dearly, wants the monk to refund, the monk is not dry, two people almost hit, finally does not have the means that Ye Shaoyang to have also to make him divine according to the diagrams, this felt that has not owed. 叶少阳有些心疼,上去要和尚退钱,和尚不干,两人差点打起来,最后没办法,叶少阳只好也让他算了一卦,这才感觉没那么亏了。 Returns to side Rui Lengyu, Rui Lengyu stared his one eyes to say ruthlessly: „You know obviously he is a swindler, calculates that is also useless, why also waste time!” 回到芮冷玉身边,芮冷玉狠狠瞪了他一眼说道:“你明明知道他是骗子,算出来又没用,何必还浪费时间！” „I waste his time, those who managed him to say was is really false, my money cannot the white bloom, he consider as finished to me in any case, must waste a saliva and time, little calculated one person of......” “我是浪费他的时间,管他说的是真是假,反正我钱不能白花,他给我算了,就要多浪费点口水和时间,少算一个人人……” This god logic...... Rui Lengyu feels quite speechless. 这神逻辑……芮冷玉感到相当的无语。 Ye Shaoyang stared Little Yu/fish one, said: „Spends a 80 money Zhao swindler to tell fortunes, you may be really rich, you give me 50, I calculate to you!” 叶少阳瞪了小鱼一眼,道:“花八十块钱找一个骗子算命,你可真有钱,你给我五十,我给你算！” Little Yu/fish spits the tongue, pays no attention to him. 小鱼吐了吐舌头,不理他。 Rui Lengyu said with a smile: „What others calculate is the marriage affinity, making you calculate, who was not equal to telling your young fellow is!” 芮冷玉笑道:“人家算的是姻缘,让你算,不就等于告诉你小伙是谁了！” Ye Shaoyang one hear, this understands, closely examines Little Yu/fish, „is not right, you did not say that before you don't have the boyfriend to come?” 叶少阳一听,这才明白过来,追问小鱼,“不对呀,你之前不是说你没有男朋友来着？” Little Yu/fish is blushing to return said: „It is not the boyfriend.” 小鱼红着脸回道:“不是男朋友。” „Unrequited loved object?” “暗恋的对象？” The Little Yu/fish face was redder, rolled the eyes at him said: „Does your grown man, such Eight Trigrams (gossip) do, let alone you are my elder, is not bashful.” 小鱼脸更红了,白了他一眼说道:“你一个大男人,这么八卦干什么,何况你还是我长辈,不害臊啊。”
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