SHMS :: Volume #12

#1166: To daoist that the monk told fortunes


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Fuck, the monk looks for daoist to tell fortunes unexpectedly, this anything way of the world!” Ye Shaoyang also looks at eyes to straighten, in our daoist, if such rare and beautiful flowers, I must hack to death them is not possible!” 卧槽,和尚居然找道士算命,这什么世道!”叶少阳也看得两眼发直,“我们道士中要是出这样的奇葩,我非得砍死他们不可!” Two monk considering as finished lives, are very satisfactory, join the palms in greeting express gratitude to old daoist, declare Amitabha, well satisfied departure. 两和尚算完了命,十分满意,合掌对老道士道谢,口称阿弥陀佛,心满意足的离开。 Ye Shaoyang and Little Yu/fish gaze after two monks to walk away, in heart disorderly. 叶少阳小鱼目送两个和尚走远,心中一片凌乱。 Primordial chaos Grand Dao, myriad things likewise, good fortune Limitless, Buddhism is based on Daoism!” old daoist is stroking the beard, narrows the eyes to focus to smile to Ye Shaoyang, this little while is close to noon, the main hall does not have the pilgrim, therefore old daoist noticed them. “鸿蒙大道,万物同理,造化无极,佛本是道啊!”老道士捋着胡须,冲叶少阳眯着眼笑着,这会儿接近中午,大殿已经没有香客,因此老道士注意到了他们。 Good Buddhism is based on Daoism.” Ye Shaoyang thought, these words use really to be here appropriate. “好一句佛本是道。”叶少阳心想,这句话用在这里还真合适。 old daoist beckons to two people, comes, two male and females, when this poor Daoist divines according to the diagrams for you, endures the broken dense fog, indicates the life. A life life two transport/fortune three feng shui, four hearts five six names, the kinship, the friendship, the love, the civil service examination, the work place is promoted, is every kind related with this, comes, listening to this poor Daoist iron gate to break, helping you offer advice, solves the worry, becomes the life winner......” 老道士对二人招了招手,“来来来,二位公母,待贫道为你们算一卦,堪破迷雾,指明人生。人生一命二运三风水,四心五相六姓名,亲情,友情,爱情,公务员考试,职场升职,样样都与此有关,来来来,听贫道铁口直断,帮你出主意,解决烦恼,成为人生赢家……” Ye Shaoyang one hear was ignorant. 叶少阳一听就懵了。 I said, your, where studies one after another, you are daoist, is not cultivates the instructor spirit, how what manages?” “我说,你这一套一套的,哪里学来的,你是道士,又不是灵修讲师,怎么啥都管?” old daoist smiles, boasting is not blows, the train is not pushes, making this poor Daoist divine according to the diagrams to you, says was not accurate, not took a single cent.” 老道士嘿嘿一笑,“牛皮不是吹的,火车不是推的,让贫道给你们算一卦,说的不准,分文不取。” Ye Shaoyang finds it very fun, walks, sits toward old daoist front stool on, said: You first said, our anything relates.” 叶少阳觉得挺好玩,走过去,往老道士面前的凳子上一坐,说道:“你先说说,我们俩什么关系。” old daoist takes a look at two people respectively, said: You...... a pair of lover......” 老道士分别瞅了瞅两人,道:“你们……一对情侣……” Suddenly saw that the Little Yu/fish corners of the mouth float off wipe smile craftily, an eyeball revolution, says immediately: That is impossible.” 突然看到小鱼嘴角浮起一抹诡笑,眼珠一转,立刻说道:“那是不可能的。” In Ye Shaoyang heart secretly funny, this old daoist, is actually good at watching a person's every mood. 叶少阳心中暗自好笑,这老道士,却是擅长察言观色。 old daoist said: You are the brother and sister, right?” 老道士道:“你们是兄妹,对吧?” Sees Ye Shaoyang not to say a word, old daoist grabs a Ye Shaoyang hand, starts, Ye Shaoyang is listening, in the heart is very disappointed: This old daoist is like outside these quacks, light/only selected the word of praise saying that listened to the mouthful is being the terminology, was fool and cheats actually, making people think very specialized. 叶少阳不做声,老道士抓着叶少阳一只手,开始算起来,叶少阳听着,心中感到很失望:这老道士跟外面那些江湖术士一样,光挑好话说,听着满嘴都是术语,实际就是连唬带诈,让人觉得很专业而已。 Ye Shaoyang wants with telling fortunes to probe this old daoist depth, has not thought of side abbot, is fake goods, since came, must try. 叶少阳本想用算命来试探这老道士的深浅,没想到一方住持,也是个冒牌货,不过既然来了,总要试一试。 At that moment to still beckons with the hand in old daoist of incessant speech, said: Ok, do not talk irresponsibly, listening to me to say one: Seeing the mountain is not the mountain, seeing the water is not the water, in the clouds Xiankelai, treasure mountain not well-known.” 当下对还在滔滔不绝发言的老道士摆了摆手,说道:“行了,你也别瞎掰了,听我说一句:见山不是山,见水不是水,云中仙客来,宝山不知名。” I do not know where this is, the immortal, marks the oneself daoist status. treasure mountain politely calls. 我不知道这是什么地方,仙客,是标明自己道士的身份。宝山是尊称。 This margin said that Ye Shaoyang did not hold anything to hope, never expected that old daoist gawked, in the eye projected suddenly up, high and low sized up Ye Shaoyang. 这一番切口说出来,叶少阳原本不抱什么希望,没想到老道士愣了一下,眼中突然射出光来,上下打量叶少阳 Afterward haunches up both hands, intersects in the same place, left outside right, swung three, the clear and resonant voice said: Mountain is the Taiyi mountain, the water is the Three Purities water, the honored guest harnesses cloud to come, straight next several heavy days?” 随后拱起双手,交叉在一起,左外右内,摇了三下,朗声说道:“山是太乙山,水是三清水,贵客驾云来,直下几重天?” Taiyi and Three Purities, are the Taoism terminology, meaning oneself are daoist, latter two are the polite name thinks highly, because Taoism has the view of Thirty Three Heavens, can come up is the deities. 太乙三清,都是道家术语,意思自己道士,后两句是尊称恭维,因为道家有三十三重天的说法,能上去的都是神仙。 Ye Shaoyang one hear, satisfied smiling, the line the hand ritual, said: Mt. Mao's Covenant with Powers Way of the Celestial Masters.” 叶少阳一听,满意的笑笑,行起手礼,说道:“茅山盟威天师道。” old daoist is startled, saying of doubt: This poor Daoist long time does not descend the mountain, do not flicker I.” 老道一怔,狐疑的说道:“贫道久不下山,别忽悠我。” Ye Shaoyang does not want to say the margin again, loses the time, touches directly the Celestial Master sign, pats on the table. 叶少阳也不想再说切口,耽误时间,直接把天师牌摸出来,拍在桌上。 old daoist takes, the hand strokes gently, knows that real, immediately gives back to Ye Shaoyang, sets out to make obeisance saying: Has seen Exalted Immortal. This poor Daoist Pure Yang Palace abbot Wang Daoqian.” 老道士拿起来,手一摩挲,就知道是真的,立刻还给叶少阳,起身打拱说道:“见过上仙。贫道纯阳宫住持王道乾。” Ye Shaoyang returns salute, high and low sized up his one eyes, somewhat surprised saying: You are school of abbot, how to set up a stall in this divines according to the diagrams . Moreover the mouthful running train, a truth does not have.” 叶少阳还了礼,上下打量了他一眼,有些吃惊的说道:“你是一派住持,怎么在这摆摊算卦,而且满嘴跑火车,一句实话没有。” „, The current political situation is not good, lives hand to mouth to eat.” Wang Daoqian sighed, as for divining according to the diagrams...... this poor Daoist is willing to talk nonsense actually not, but often told the truth, others did not believe on the contrary, do not hear malicious remarks, afterward this poor Daoist went to school intelligently, only spoke the word of praise, did not tell the truth.” “咳咳,时局不好,混口饭吃。”王道乾叹了口气,“至于算卦……倒不是贫道愿意瞎说,而是往往说了真话,别人反倒不信,听不得一点坏话,后来贫道就学聪明了,只说好话,不说真话。” Speaking of this, Wang Daoqian looked at Little Yu/fish one, this miss looks pale, the space between eyebrows is gloomy, recently fears the disaster.” 说到这,王道乾看了小鱼一眼,“这位姑娘气色不好,眉间灰暗,近来恐有劫难。” Little Yu/fish said: Possibly, I am how good.” 小鱼道:“怎么可能,我好着呢。” Wang Daoqian laughs saying: Yes, everyone, said that word of praise on letter/believes, the malicious remarks do not believe.” 王道乾大笑道:“是吧,人人都是如此,说好话就信,坏话就不信。” Little Yu/fish awakens suddenly, thought the good words to inquire, thinks carefully, has Ye Shaoyang in the side, oneself does not need to go round the sun to meet the moon, asks others, therefore bears had not asked downward. 小鱼猛然醒悟,本想好言询问,仔细一想,有叶少阳在身边,自己没必要舍近求远,去问别人,于是忍住没往下问。 Wang Daoqian stands, called daoist from the main hall, helping oneself go on duty for somebody else, then brings Ye Shaoyang and Little Yu/fish across the main hall, went out from the door of side hall, the alley descended the mountain, arrives at the halfway up the mountainside, across a bamboo grove, the front presented worn-out daoist monastery, the daoist monastery name was still Pure Yang Palace. 王道乾站起来,从大殿叫来一个道士,帮自己顶班,然后带着叶少阳小鱼穿过大殿,从偏殿的小门出去,有一条小路下山,走到半山腰,穿过一片竹林,前方出现了一座破旧的道观,道观名字仍然叫“纯阳宫”。 Enters daoist monastery, in first enters on the column of courtyard, large character that several lines engrave, Wang Daoqian complacent asked Ye Shaoyang to identify. 一进道观,在第一进院子的立柱上,有几行镌刻上去的大字,王道乾得意洋洋的请叶少阳辨认。 Beginning great river the ancestor is Pure Yang, nine revolutions of pill becoming enlightened are mad Chang ; Today passes on the heart not to leave the language, wishing Monarch to harness the kind navigation.” “大江初祖是纯阳,九转丹成道气昌;今日传心无别语,愿君个个驾慈航。” Ye Shaoyang meditated, said: „Is this poem Pure Yang Lu writes?” 叶少阳默念了一遍,道:“这诗是吕纯阳写的?” Right, in the past Lu Dongbin opened the view here, constructs Pure Yang Palace, this poem is he writes personally, is used to encourage disciple cultivate the dao. Here Buddhist temple were too afterward many, the Lu Dongbin suspicion quarrelled, therefore left this place......” “没错,当年吕洞宾在这里开观,建纯阳宫,这首诗是他亲自写的,用来勉励弟子修道。只是后来这边佛寺太多,吕洞宾嫌吵,于是离开此地……” Little Yu/fish has not waited to listen, claps saying: This I know, Lu Dongbin was summoned by Wu Zetian, in Mt. Hua establish a sect, was afterward big Pure Yang!” 小鱼没等听完,拍手说道:“这个我知道,吕洞宾武则天召唤,在华山开宗立派,就是后来的大纯阳!” Two people are startled visits her. 两人都吃惊的看着她。 Wang Daoqian said: Whom did little miss you listen to say?” 王道乾道:“小姑娘你听谁说的?” Sword net three game hypotheses, Pure Yang is a school, the hanger-on is daoist. Many people play this game, but I like a day of plan.” “剑网三的游戏设定啊,纯阳是一个门派,门下全是道士。很多人玩这游戏,不过我喜欢天策。” What at sixes and sevens!” Ye Shaoyang flips the supercilious look, utter nonsense, Mt. Hua is Daoism fourth cave heaven, Complete Perfection School class/flow.” “什么乱七八糟的!”叶少阳翻了翻白眼,“一派胡言,华山道门第四洞天,全真派的之流。” Wang Daoqian led two people to walk in daoist monastery, here was badly farther than outlying hill that daoist monastery, was small and crude. 王道乾领二人在道观里走了一遍,这里比前山那一座道观差远了,又小又简陋。 When the side hall drinks tea, Wang Daoqian told Ye Shaoyang, here was actually true ancient Pure Yang Palace, on the mountain that constructed afterward, was used to deceive the tourist. Their these daoist also for the livelihood, divine to tell fortunes unavoidablily, the selling point thing, gains home. 在偏殿喝茶时,王道乾告诉叶少阳,这里其实才是真正的古纯阳宫,山上那座是后来建的,用来欺骗游客的。他们这些道士也是为了生计,不得已才占卦算命,卖点东西,赚点家用。 In the Ye Shaoyang heart feels funny, he in is also the similar business that on Mt. Mao does, naturally knows profit, does not gain home is so simple. However has not revealed. 叶少阳心中感到好笑,他在茅山上做的也是同样的买卖,自然知道其中的利润,绝不是赚点家用这么简单。不过也没有揭穿。 Wang Daoqian thinks that they are play, wants to lead them to go to the ganoderma lucidum hole to visit, but Ye Shaoyang where has the thoughts, immediately succinct said the oneself purpose in coming: 王道乾以为他们是来游玩的,本想带他们去紫芝洞参观一下,但叶少阳哪有心思,当下简洁的道出自己的来意: Some friends bear a grudge with the family member, are in a rage to come to become monk to work as the nun, presently asks her to go back. 有朋友跟家人怄气,一怒之下前来出家当尼姑,现来找她回去。
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