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“先冒充大帝的宠物?”These wordsfall, everyonerespondedinstantaneously,thisindeedwas a great idea.
这一句话落下,大家瞬间反应过来,这的确是一个好主意。After all, saidownthisonlySlime, isin the legendaloof and remoteGreat Emperor of Alchemy, rulesentireSorcerer World, was too absurd.
毕竟,说自己这只史莱姆,就是传说中高高在上的炼金大帝,统治整个巫师世界,太荒唐了。„Indeedisthis, might as wellsaidoneselfare the Great Emperor of AlchemySlimepet, Great Emperor of Alchemyis attacked, oneselfthispetwas also hit the severe wound, comescredibly.”
“的确是这样,还不如说自己是炼金大帝的史莱姆宠物,炼金大帝遇袭,自己这个宠物也被打得重伤,更来得可信。”Countlesspeopleexpressed the agreement, thiswas the view that was easyto accept, indeed the mentalitymusttransform.
无数人深表同意,这是最容易接受的看法,的确思路要转变一下。Xu Zhiseesthis, draws backsilently, hidesafter the computerscreen, deepconcealedmeritandname.许纸看到这一幕,默默退下,躲在电脑屏幕之后,深藏功与名。Therefore, everyonestartsfull of enthusiasm, conscientiouslystudies the lines, the sentenceconvincing, making the opposite partybelieveoneselfare the Great Emperor of Alchemypet.
于是,大家又开始兴致勃勃的,认真研究台词,说服性的语句,让对方相信自己是炼金大帝的宠物。Later, anotherlinguisticsandfinetelephone conversationtechniquewell-knownauthenticatedbig shotto enter the stage.
之后,又一位语言学、精通话术的知名认证大佬出场了。„Makesmecome.”
“还是让我来吧。”Hesaid that showing off meager skills before an expert of your group of laymen, hereallycould not tolerate.
他表示你们这群外行人的班门弄斧,他实在看不过去了。Hewith the psychology of language, edited an interpretative languagequickly, canmake the opposite partymaximumbelieveoneselfare the Great Emperor of Alchemypet.
他很快用语言心理学,编辑了一段解释语言,能让对方最大限度的相信自己就是炼金大帝的宠物。If you Whale Again, I'll Chop your hands: „, Alsoexplodeslinguisticsbig shot, the techniqueindustrystudies, thisis the numerousplansgold finger! alreadybelieved firmly, Primordial Thunderbolt HandistrulylegitimateAnother Worldtransmigrator, inexactly the same as novel, eventhisgold fingeralsonoveltoexploding!”再氪剁手:“哇,又炸出一位语言学大佬,术业有专攻,这是众筹型金手指啊!已经确信了,混元霹雳手是一位真正正统的异界穿越者,和小说里的一模一样,甚至这个金手指还新颖到爆!”Haruko Loves to Study: „Youwere in luck, bumps into the playerhelp of our crowd of cute, youspokethese wordsadvanced, triedto convincethem, thenhad a look at the subsequentsituation, wegave the idea.”春子爱学习:“你真是走运了,碰到我们这群可爱的玩家帮忙,你先进去讲完这一段话,试着说服她们,然后再看看后续情况,我们给出主意。”....
....Li Shengjiangput on the VReyeglasses.李生姜戴上了VR眼镜。Then, in the pastshortwas less than 2-3seconds, Li Shengjiangwithdrew from the gamerapidly.
然后,过去短短不到2-3秒,李生姜又迅速退出了游戏。Primordial Thunderbolt Handis not concerned about faceat this time , to continue to sellmiserably:混元霹雳手此时非常不要脸,继续卖惨:„Isucceeded! Happy! Theirpresentalreadybelieve that Iam the Great Emperor of Alchemypet, is willingto helpmesaveGreat Emperor of Alchemy, leadingmeto evadeto chase downtogether, tomysmall treasurythere....Actually, theystartnot to believe that Ithink, without the big shotedition the technique, I is very indeed difficultto winthem! Almostplayedto collapse.”
“我成功了!开心!她们现在已经相信我是炼金大帝的宠物,愿意帮我去拯救炼金大帝,带我一起逃避追杀,到我的小金库那里....其实,她们开始还不太信,我想,如果没有大佬编辑的话术,我的确很难取信她们!差一点就玩崩了。”Screenshot,
截图、Screenshot,
截图、Screenshot,
截图、
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(12张).....
.....one after anotherendurescompared with the CGfantasywallpaperfinely, was sentrapidly, making the peopleloudlyshoutsatisfies a craving.一张张精美堪比CG的奇幻壁纸图片,被迅速发了出来,让众人大呼过瘾。Succeededquickly?
这么快就成功了?Insidealreadypassed for enoughthreehours, butinourthesenetizeneyes, thisjustseveralseconds, was equivalent to onesecondto make the choice, the followingseveralsecondsgave the answer, but alsogave the screenshotcrazily.
里面已经过去了足足三个小时,但在我们这些网友眼中,这才刚刚几秒钟啊,相当于上一秒做出选择,下面几秒就给出了答案,还疯狂给出了截图。Writingplot of real-time synchronizationtogame?
实时同步的文字剧情向游戏有没有?At this moment, thislinguisticsauthorityseniorexpert, sitsin front of the computerscreenslightlyonestartled, „possibly is so real? InsideAIas iftrue person, even does thisdetailhave? Alsowill be capturedby the wordstechnique?”
此时此刻,这一位语言学权威老专家,也坐在电脑屏幕前微微一惊,“怎么可能那么真实?里面的AI仿佛真人,连这种细节都有?还会被话术攻略?”Hewas also startled.
他也吃惊了。
The old personled the granddaughterto travel, justreceived several calls of old friends, makinghimjoin a secretresearch institutetemporarily, gives the duty, startedto open the notebooktemporarily, paid attention tothisonlinequitelivelygamepost.
老人本来带着孙女去旅游,刚刚接到几个老朋友的电话,让他临时加入一个机密研究所,给予任务,才开始临时打开了笔记本,关注这个网上比较热闹的游戏帖子。Thislinguisticsexpert, thinks littlefrom the beginning, at this timealsostartedto be startledthoroughly, fullbrainstarch.
这位语言学专家,一开始不以为意,此时也开始彻底吃惊了,满脑子浆糊。„What is this?”
“这到底是什么啊?”
......
......Inresearch institute.
研究所里。„OuralreadyrelatedtravelOld Xuurgently, alreadyhelpedoutsidesuccessfully.”Somepeoplewear the staff of whiteresearchclothing/taking, the deep breathone breath, has almost not recovered consciousness.
“我们已经紧急联系了在外旅行的徐老,已经帮忙成功了。”有人身穿白色研究服的工作人员,深呼吸一口气,差一点没有缓过来。Thesedayslater, theiralreadyestablished the secretresearch institute, manyachievements, thought littleat first, but the moredeep understanding, morethought that the terrifying degree of thisgame, continuallypromotesresearch the rank, by the present, alreadyrose the nationalmaximumresearchjurisdiction.
这些天下来,他们已经成立了秘密研究所,还有了不少的成就,起初是不以为意,但越深入了解,越觉得这个游戏的恐怖程度,不断提升研究的等级,到现在,已经上升到了国家最高研究权限。Eachphoto in game, alreadyasked the professionpicturedomainexpertto analyze.
游戏里的每一张照片,已经请专业图片领域的专家进行解析。Eachdetail, as preciseashair, eachsilk on clothes, slightlyobviously, as ifin„real world”picture of photograph.
每一处细节,都精确到了头发丝,衣服上的每一根丝绸,都细微可见,仿佛就是在“真实世界”拍照的画面。And, theiralreadyplaced the personnel, enteredthisThird Beta, becausecompeted was too intense, variousfolkgroup of expertandtalentsindeedweremany, it is expected thatplacing of fivequotas, the government authorities can only placeonepersonfinallyreluctantly.
并且,他们已经安插了人员,进入了这一次三测,由于竞争实在太激烈了,民间的各路高手、人才的确是多,预计有五个名额的安插,结果官府只能勉强安插了一人。Thatperson, onstudyingbig shot, startsto farm the developmentcourtyard, the incarnationis the basementscientist, nowmanufactured the microscopeininside, discovered that eachsamegoods in game, canhave the microcosm, canunder the microscope, present the molecular structure!
那人,也学上一位大佬,开始种田发展院落,化身为地下室科学家,现在在里面制作了显微镜,发现游戏里的每一样物品,都能有微观世界,能在显微镜下,出现分子结构!
Is thisterrifyinghow?
这是何其的恐怖?Whatis more exaggerating, is not only the dyingthing, the structure of lifeform, diverser.
更夸张的是,不仅仅是死物,生物的结构,更加多样化。InsideGreat Emperor of Alchemyplayer, tothesemedical studentscreenshots, theyalsolooked, the plantandanimal, have the cellstructure drawing, andeachtypedifferent, fullyconforms to the lifeformonlymultiplicity, has not violated the lifeformlaw!
里面的炼金大帝玩家,给那些医学生的截图,他们也看了,植物、动物、都有细胞结构图,并且每一种都不同,完全符合生物唯一多样性,还没有违反生物定律!According totheiranalyses, theseorganic textures, have the rationalityextremely, likely reallyexists, butis not any naturalspecies on Earth.....
根据他们的分析,这些生物结构,都极其具备合理性,很可能真是存在,但不属于地球上的任何一种自然物种.....„Canuse the microscope, observeseachdetail of thisgame, operatesto the molecular nanotechnologylevelprecisely, thisalreadydoes not span a ageseveral hundredyears of supercomputer, can achieve.”
“能用显微镜,观察这个游戏的每一处细节,精确运算到分子纳米级,这已经不是跨越时代几百年的超级计算机,能做得到的了。”Countlesspeopleshock.
无数人震撼。From the beginning, aboveinitiates the noticesuddenly, letsintheirtheseprofessorsandsocietieseachdomainexpert, formed a privateresearch institute, studiesthisgame, theystart is not quite clear.
一开始,上面忽然发起通知,让他们这些大学教授、社会上各个领域的专家,组成了一个私密研究所,研究这个游戏,他们开始还不太明白。Onwhyfaces a Internetgameto settle on?
为什么上面对一个网络游戏那么看中?Theyinquired, is onlyonInternet, was deeply loved the Sandboxcasual game of learn/studyby the high praise, was likedby the innumerableguardiansdeeply.
他们打听了一下,只是一款网络上,备受好评热爱学习的沙盘休闲游戏,深受无数家长喜欢。
Is onlycasual game, whathavinggoodto study?
区区一个休闲游戏,有什么好研究的?Difficultto be inadequate, thisis the learn/studygame that officialstudy, makingthemmake up for the loophole?
难不成,这是官方自己研究的学习游戏,让他们弥补漏洞?And, theyformedthisresearch institute, how does the expert of whatdomainhave?
并且,他们组成了这个研究所,怎么什么领域的权威专家都有?
The authoritativeprofessors of biological, linguistics, history, psychology, sociologicalandvariouscompletelynottouching on slightlydomains, the completerelationinone, in the ecologytothisgamewithvariousphysicalenvironmental research, makingthembe confusedradically.
生物学、语言学、历史学、心理学、社会学、各种完全不沾边领域的权威教授,全部联系在了一起,对这个游戏里的生态与各种物理环境研究,让他们根本一头雾水。At that time, everyoneheldvariousquestionsto enter the research, evenvariousreverse psychology....
当时,大家都是抱着各种疑问进入研究,甚至还有各种逆反心理....Butnow, alreadyhas the innumerableexperts and professors, startsto detect that all sorts ofunthinkableplaces, groundthemto walkdo not walk, thistheyseeto realize the domaininfinitepossibility!
可是现在,已经有无数专家教授,开始察觉到了一种种匪夷所思的地方,碾他们走都不走了,这他们看到实现自己领域的无限可能!Theyare excitedat this time, alreadystarts to borrow the interaction of thisGreat Emperor of Alchemy, doessomemore thoroughinvestigationbeta/test!
他们此时兴奋无比,已经开始想借用这个炼金大帝的互动,做一些更加深入调查的测试!
......
......At this moment, Li Shengjiangnaturallydoes not knowthis point.
此时此刻,李生姜自然不知道这一点。In any case, henowisveryexcited, is excited.
反正,他现在就是很激动,非常激动。Withawakens the severely woundedstupor the meansto regain consciousnessmarvelously.
奇迹般的用自我唤醒重伤昏迷的办法苏醒。Marvelouslyunder the big shotreminder, avoided a deathtrap.
奇迹般的在大佬提醒下,躲避了一个死亡陷阱。With the mysteriouslanguagewordstechnique, convincedthatElminmarvelously.
奇迹般的用神奇语言话术,说服了那个爱尔敏。
The experts of threeeachdomains, „coincidence”presents the helpinstantaneouslysimultaneously, createdthreemiraclesforhim, probablycheat was the same, makinghimstart the counterattackinanother world, breaks the inconceivablehopeless situation, causingthesenetizensto look that the ownhelpis so fierce, crisply, hitoexploding.
三位各个领域的权威专家,瞬间同时“巧合”出现帮忙,为他创造了三个奇迹,像是开挂了一样,让他在异世界一路开始逆袭,打破不可思议的绝境,导致这些网友们看着自己的帮助那么厉害,都爽得不行,嗨到爆了。„Actually, Iamcrispest....”
“其实,我才是最爽的啊....”Primordial Thunderbolt Handsitsbefore the computer, revealswipes the happysmile.混元霹雳手坐在电脑之前,露出一抹舒畅的笑容。MyGreat Emperor of Alchemycould be savedfinally...
我炼金大帝终于有救了...„Boss....”
“老板....”At this time, the secretarycould not bearknock on a door, „ouralreadyto the annualcompanycongress, around the world, more than 3000staffparticipated, wehad custom-madeoneto sing the conference site, invitedmanystars, the bossyou must seem like samein the past, issues the summarythis year'scompanyprogress above, andsang...”
这个时候,秘书忍不住敲了敲门,“我们已经到了一年一度的公司大会,全世界各地,有三千多名员工来参加,我们定制了一个演唱会场,请了多位明星,老板你也要像是往年一样,在上面发布总结今年的公司进度,并且唱歌吗...”„Had no free time, makingseveralvice-presidentsmanagein the past!”Li Shengjiangcoldsnort/hum.
“没空,让几个副总过去主持!”李生姜冷哼一声。Hissoundleads the overbearingpresident who for a long timeis occupying the high-rankto be dignified, evenworked asGreat Emperor of Alchemyso manyyears, more than 200years, inlifespancompared withrealityare longerseveraltimes, thisintenseimposing mannerwon.
他的声音带着久居上位的霸道总裁威严,甚至当了炼金大帝那么多年,两百多年,比现实中的寿命更长几倍,这种强烈的气势更胜了。„Yes. Is... the boss.”
“是..是...老板。”
The secretarythiswas drunk, trembles, bythisimposing mannershock and awe, was drawn backhastily.
秘书被这一喝,瑟瑟发抖,被这种气势震慑,连忙退下了。Outside the entrance, how manycompanyvice-presidentshas, the waiting, theylooksilently the secretarylooks palegoes outshakes the head, cannot help but was flustered the half a point.....ouroverbearingpresident, were ouridols?
门口外,早已有几位公司副总,默默等待,他们看着秘书面色苍白的走出摇头,不由得内心慌了半分.....我们的霸道总裁,我们的偶像,到底是怎么了?At this moment.
此时此刻。In the room, alreadyseveraldaysdo not take a bath, an uncombed hair, withstand/top the dark pouche, alreadyis changing intonetaddictionmiddle ageuncle'sLi Shengjiang, the callousfacial featuresreceive, shows the expression that pinchesto flatter, raps the keyboard.
房间里,已经几天不洗澡,一头乱发,顶着黑眼圈,已经化为网瘾中年大叔的李生姜,冷酷的面容一收,又露出掐媚的表情,敲击键盘。„big shotawesome! Inow am not so finally miserable!( Tears, tears), should Inext, what to do? Somepeoplegive the opinion?( Trembles)”
“大佬们牛逼哇,哇哇!我现在终于不那么惨了!(泪目,泪目),那我下一步,该怎么办?有人给意见的吗?(瑟瑟发抖)”Arrivedthisstep, gets to know the benefits of after thoroughly, thismy dear friend, nowthoroughlyis not concerned about face!
到了这一步,彻底尝到了甜头后,这位仁兄,现在彻底不要脸了!Keyurgent period, hisalreadycomplete„fallswisdom”, abandoned the ability of self-ponderthoroughly, goes to bathroomcontinually, wantsto makebig shothelpchoose, so as to avoid being sometype of trap.
关键紧急时期,他已经完全的“自我降智”,彻底抛弃了自我思考的能力,连上个厕所,都想让大佬帮忙选择,免得又是某种陷阱。Washeis silly?
是他傻了吗?Not.
并没有。Hesitsin front of the computerdrinks tea:
他坐在电脑前喝茶:„Hehe, played that longhard coreto play, crazyresearch, hairbaremost probably, so long asnowsellsoneto sprout/moe? Feigns, canpassthisold agecrisissafely, reallyhitome.”Heis stroking the ownround of borderlinesilently, is secretly self-satisfied, feltoneselftooutsideseeking helpnetizen, isfor a lifetime one of the wisestdecisions.
“呵呵,玩了那么久的这个硬核游戏,疯狂研究,头发都秃了大半,现在只要卖一个萌?装傻充愣,就能安心度过这一场晚年危机,真是嗨到我了。”他默默抚摸着自己的发际线,暗自得意,觉得自己到外面求助网友,是一辈子最英明的决定之一。
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