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#75: My Great Emperor of Alchemy, takes up a collection!


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One crowd of medical student naturally were more excited, expressed the opinion crazily. 一群医学生自然是更加兴奋了,疯狂发表言论。 Studying Medicine Saves Another World: According to big shot to the microscope chart that we send, I discovered that Phoenix blood molecular structure, one Living thing Turritopsis nutricula on very similar Earth, this is in the nature an only Eternal Life animal, it has the Rebirth from the Ashes characteristics, can manufacture the cleaning up invalid Gene Fragment material, lets the person realizes to lower with the version Rebirth from the Ashes, but needs various auxiliary medicines, enabling the molecular structure of Phoenix blood to change, letting the person can withstand, currently needs the purple wind grass three grams, plants salt one drop green ..... 学医拯救异世界:“根据大佬给我们发过来的显微镜图,我发现凤凰的血液分子结构,非常相似地球上的一种生物-灯塔水母,这是自然界中唯一一种永生动物,并且,它具备浴火重生的特性,可以制作清理无效基因碎片的材料,让人实现低配版的‘浴火重生’,但需要各种辅助药物,使得凤凰血的分子结构发生变化,让人能够承受,目前需要紫风草三克,绿植盐一滴.....” If you Whale Again, I'll Chop your hands: Go away!” 再氪剁手:“滚!” Haruko Loves to Study: Go away! Spring does not like studying! Sends quickly the medicine formula, medicine principle are hiding, so long as can rescue on the line!” 春子爱学习:“滚!春子也不爱学习!快把药剂配方发出来,药剂原理自己藏着,只要能救就行了!” The people said that then on the side of the knowledge of hard core, everyone is very busy, has not listened to your lengthy speech spatially. 众人纷纷表示,那么硬核的知识一边去,大家都很忙,没有空听你的长篇大论。 medical student: ..... 医学生们:“.....” They have tears streaming down the face, studies the medicine compel painstakingly, we are so laborious, can't blow one wave? 他们泪流满面,学医的就是苦逼啊,我们那么辛苦,就不能吹一波吗? Primordial Thunderbolt Hand hears word, said immediately: 混元霹雳手闻言,当即表示: „The Phoenix blood microscope data, I have given you, has naturally also gotten so far as the Phoenix blood, I once hit it in the desert, this young God of Flame, the growth period is long, over 200 years old in the young living period, did not have the birth mature wisdom, now the Phoenix blood, hides in my secret warehouse.” 凤凰的血液显微镜数据,我给过你们,自然也弄到过凤凰血液,我曾经在沙漠把它打了一顿,这个年幼的火焰之神,成长期非常漫长,两百多岁还在幼生期,还没有诞生成熟的智慧,现在凤凰血液,藏在我的秘密仓库里。” And he said, as Farming Type player, my world old player, naturally has the collection hobby. 并且他表示,作为一位种田流玩家,“我的世界”老玩家,自然是有收集癖的。 He in a super secret small warehouse, froze seven small Sorceress, and Alchemy materials of various Group 991, huge extraordinary wealth, Blood of Phoenix, naturally also deposited there. 他在一个超级秘密小仓库里,冷冻了七个小女巫,并且各种991组的炼金材料,大量惊人财富,凤凰之血,自然也存放在了那里。 Studying Medicine Saves Another World: That was good, the present issue, how regains consciousness.” 学医拯救异世界:“那就好了,现在的问题,是怎么苏醒。” The people discuss spiritedly, although the counterattack plan had, but has not regained consciousness, this is the biggest problem, cannot do well the dizzy to confuse in the roadside, now already is butchered, everyone online posts to chat to boast, is not studious. 众人议论纷纷,虽然逆袭计划有了,但是没有苏醒,这是最大的问题,搞不好晕迷在路边,现在都已经被宰了,大家在网上发帖聊天吹牛,都是无用功。 However, at this time , the knowledge on well-known authentication super big shot, is the experts and professors of some university research psychology: 不过,这个时候,又有一位知乎上的知名认证超级大佬,是某个大学研究心理学的专家教授: Your opinions, are very actually interesting , the old man I also mix a foot, I felt, in the game that since you said is so real, you can definitely experiment, in the realitydizzy fan regains consciousness the self-help awaken the means that “你们的言论,倒是很有趣,那么,老头子我也来掺和一脚,我个人觉得,既然你们说的这个游戏里那么真实,你完全可以试验一下,现实中“晕迷苏醒”的自救唤醒办法, I see the patient case that many vegetables and dizzy have confused, 我见过很多植物人、晕迷的病人案例, Their some can hear to speak indistinctly, but cannot move, therefore we frequently in the bedside, making the family member chat and awaken in side, lets them, coordinates to awaken own body, so long as the willpower is intense, meditates crazily, can regain consciousness, method as follows .... 他们有些能听得隐约到人说话,但不能动,所以我们常常会在床边,让家人在旁边聊天、唤醒,也让他们自己,在其中配合唤醒自己的身体,只要意志力强烈,疯狂默念,是能够苏醒的,方法如下....” This is the means that an autosuggestion regains consciousness. 这是一种自我暗示苏醒的办法。 big shot, exploding!” 大佬,都给炸出来了!” The netizens looked, was more excited, this is the psychological educational world, a specially famous geriatric psychology expert! 网友们一看,更加兴奋了,这可是心理学界,特别有名的一位老年心理学权威专家! Li Shengjiang looked, immediately feels to have the possibility, puts on the VR eyeglasses to enter in the game, in the jet black piece, suggested with the intense language and spirit, suggested crazily oneself awakens awakens awakens. 李生姜一看,顿时觉得有可能,戴上VR眼镜进入游戏里,漆黑一片中,用强烈的语言与精神暗示,疯狂暗示自己“苏醒”“苏醒”“苏醒”。 At present, is a darkness. 眼前,还是一片漆黑。 But, he as if felt gradually dimly anything, went out of the dark labyrinth unexpectedly, saw a piece of ceiling, in a jug of salt brined vegetable, the surroundings has several Sorceress to speak. 可渐渐的,他仿佛朦朦胧胧感觉到了什么,竟然走出了黑暗迷宫,恍惚中看到了一片天花板,是在一个腌咸菜的坛子里,周围有几个女巫在说话。 Unexpectedly really useful, I am on the verge of death in the severely wounded dizzy fan, regained consciousness! 竟然真的有用,我在重伤晕迷濒死中,苏醒了! This game was too real! 这个游戏太真实了! I am also living! 我还活着! Li Shengjiang opens to see that the world, could not bear a being survivor of disaster joy, so long as wakes up is not on the block, what Slime places vegetable/dish jug, can definitely accept? 李生姜重新睁开眼看到了世界,忍不住有一种劫后余生的喜悦,只要醒来不在砧板上,史莱姆放在菜坛子什么的,完全可以接受好吗? Elmin broadcasts the sound, already past a half month, guarded Babylon three big legend Sorcerer, made these assassins run away, Great Emperor of Alchemy does not have the news now, whether the real already death... no one knows.” 爱尔敏传来声音,“已经过去半个多月了,镇守巴比伦三大传奇巫师,还是让那些刺客逃走了,炼金大帝现在没有消息,是否真已经死亡...没有人知道。” Li Shengjiang listens secretly silently. 李生姜默默偷听。 He discovered that online chatted post short some time, in Sorcerer World, already past a half month. 他发现在网上聊天发帖短短一段时间,在巫师世界,已经过去半个多月了。 Well? This only Slime dizzy confused half a month, awoke?” Elmin discovered looking around of Li Shengjiang, a face grief, pitiful small life, should be struck to faint by the fight vibration of sky, that is legendary Sorcerer!” “咦?这只史莱姆晕迷了半个月,醒了?”爱尔敏发现了李生姜的探头探脑,一脸悲悯,“可怜的小生命,应该是被天空的战斗振荡击晕了,那可是传奇巫师啊!” After Evil Sorceress, Slime this cute lifeform becomes the raising pet frequently, but also served as the Alchemy energy engine, was liked by Great Emperor of Alchemy extremely, raised big pile of Slime, appears in the roadside, is not all that serious. 邪恶女巫之后,史莱姆这种可爱生物经常成为饲养宠物,还被用作炼金能源发动机,被炼金大帝极其喜爱,养了一大堆史莱姆,出现在路边,也没有什么大不了。 After Li Shengjiang confirmed the own security, got down the line secretly. 李生姜确认了自己的安全后,又偷偷下了线。 On Internet. 网络上。 Primordial Thunderbolt Hand, must evolve the Kun: „! Professor of psychology awesome, this awakening law, really useful! I awoke unexpectedly, now saw this picture, originally passed by Sorceress rescued, fortunately without killed off, then next, how I should do?” 混元霹雳手,要进化成鲲:“哇!心理学专家牛逼,这种唤醒法,真的有用!我居然醒了,现在看到了这个画面,原来是被路过的女巫救起来了,还好没有挂掉,那么下一步,我该怎么做呢?” Screenshot( seven) 截图(七张) Four Sorceress faces( four) 四个女巫面孔(四张) Room environment( two) 屋子周围环境(两张) Own present was placed in the jug() 自己现在被放在坛子里(一张) The online people, selected the one after another fine foreign land style picture. 网上众人,点开了一张张精致的异域风格图片。 Was this game mother too real? The psychological suggestion awakens method in reality, unexpectedly in another world also really useful. 这太游戏尼玛真实了吧?现实中的心理暗示苏醒方法,竟然在异世界也真的有用。 That aged psychology professor , the whole person is startled, spoke thoughtlessly a saying, really can be good unexpectedly? This was plans completely real, this detail can achieve, was too inconceivable.” 那一位老迈心理学教授,也整个人吃惊起来,“只是随口一说,竟然真的能行?这是完全拟真了,这种细节都能做到,太不可思议了。” This is an astonishing research subject.” “这是一个惊人的研究课题。” He sits in front of the computer, the whole body shakes hastily, calls own several old friends. 他坐在电脑前,连忙浑身一震,给自己的几个老朋友打电话。 .... .... In the post, player are still whooping. 帖子里,玩家们还在议论纷纷。 They are only thought purely was interesting, really can awaken unexpectedly, this should be a big event in game history. 他们只是单纯的觉得有趣极了,竟然还真的能叫醒,这应该又是游戏史上的一件大事件了。 How many seconds big shot then puts on the VR eyeglasses to go, came out, to us is in a flash matter, inside had so many matter, but also experiment Self Awakening Method succeeded, how many hours in inside investigated? Too fearful!” 大佬这才戴上VR眼镜进去几秒,就出来了,对我们是一晃眼的事情,里面就发生了那么多事情,还试验‘自我苏醒法’成功了,在里面探查了几个多小时?太可怕了!” Gave back to us to pat the screenshot, I believe more and more, this was not the pure game, was real another world, the time speed of flow disparity was too terrifying, this Sorceress named Elmin was quite attractive, was too beautiful, too the aloof, simply was my 2D goddess, according to the appearance study, was good Sorceress, credible!” “还给我们拍了截图,我越来越相信,这不是单纯的游戏,是真的异世界,时间流速差距太恐怖了,还有这个叫爱尔敏女巫好漂亮,太美了,太高冷了,简直是我的二次元女神,根据面相学来说,是一个善良的女巫,可信!” Above, your too profound studies! The mother told me, a more attractive female student was easier to deceive people.” “上面的,你太玄学了!妈妈告诉我,越漂亮的女生越容易骗人。” Countless people are even more excited. 无数人越发激动。 The own one by one choice , helping, will affect the Great Emperor of Alchemy life and death. 自己的一个个选择、帮助,将影响炼金大帝的生死。 This looks like online, the victim who recently quite irritable word game lifeline different dimension communication, a player cell phone, related one situated in remote and another world situated in the crisis, the own help, each choice, will decide his plot trend and life and death. 这就像是网上,最近比较火爆的文字游戏“生命线”“异次元通讯”,玩家们一部手机,无意间联系到了一个处于异地、异世界处于危机的受难者,自己的帮助,每一步选择,将决定他的剧情走向、生死。 Also was similar recently online, quite popular writing plot to Invisible Guardian and Detroit: Become Human, own each choice, may cause protagonist, the entirely different development, presented the different many results. 也是类似最近网上,比较热门的文字剧情向“隐形守护者”、“底特律变人”,自己的每一个选择,都可能会导致主角,截然不同的发展,出现不同的多线结局。 In addition time speed of flow issue, player in last second of the result of making the plot choice, Primordial Thunderbolt Hand next second can feed back in the post, but also has them to make a lot of screenshots after decision, this simply is exactly the same! 再加上时间流速问题,玩家们在上一秒做出剧情选择的结果,“混元霹雳手”下一秒就能在帖子里反馈,还配有他们做出决定后的大量截图,这简直就是一模一样! Online assistance Great Emperor of Alchemy.” “在线帮助炼金大帝。” Hahahaha! Tears! Tears! The parents, do not need to scold the son not to make every effort to succeed! I can also play this game that finally deeply loves the learn/study, although is the writing picture plot to the game( funny)” “哈哈哈哈!泪目!泪目!爸爸妈妈,再也不用骂儿子不争气了!我终于也能玩这款热爱学习的游戏了,尽管是文字图片剧情向游戏(滑稽)” Immediately, many people offer advice, opinion extraordinary unification. 顿时,很多人出主意,意见出奇的统一。 Expressed that this time plot choice, naturally is looks to guard Babylon Royal Capital three legendary Sorceress, making who they protect the severe wound return to the royal palace, controls Hanging Gardens of Babylon, then, goes to the secret treasury again, takes Blood of Phoenix. 表示这个时候的剧情选择,当然是去找镇守巴比伦王都的三个传奇女巫,让她们保护重伤的自己回到王宫,重新掌控巴比伦空中花园,然后,再去秘密金库,拿取凤凰之血 At this time, another well-known authenticated big shot, the historical expert, television column «Lecture Room» big shot, actually expressed the different viewpoints: 这个时候,另外一个知名认证大佬,历史权威专家,电视栏目《百家讲坛》的大佬,却发表了不一样的观点: Since just, even Old Professor Li of psychology also went into action, the old man I also come refer and sum up, I looked at an entire process, you let seek to guard Babylon Royal Capital three Level 6 Sorcerer to seek help, obviously is a blind alley, “既然刚刚,连心理学的李老教授也出马了,老头子我也来参合一下,我看了一下全部过程,你们让寻找镇守巴比伦王都的三位六级巫师求助,明显是条死路, We at this moment, must inside person, regard the wise and resourceful enemy to ponder, 我们此时此刻,要把里面的人,当成足智多谋的敌人思考, Learns from history, according to various historical plots a rebellion the usurping the throne deeds, if were you prepared the innumerable years, assassinated Great Emperor of Alchemy, won't have the multiple preparations? You will not have, if assassinates the failure, dealing subsequent hand who the Great Emperor of Alchemy severe wound escapes? 以史为鉴,根据历史上的各种谋反篡位事迹,如果是你准备了无数年,刺杀炼金大帝,不会有多重准备?你不会有如果刺杀失败,炼金大帝重伤逃跑的应对后手? If I am they, definitely in three guard in Sorceress, places a planted agent, in the surface, with the other two, is chasing down the rebel enemy crazily, protects severely wounded missing Great Emperor of Alchemy, in fact, is other Great Emperor of Alchemy asked itself to request reinforcements, is caught on own initiative .... 如果我是他们,肯定在三个镇守女巫中,安插一个内应,表面上,和另外两人,在疯狂追杀叛逆敌人,保护重伤失踪的炼金大帝,实际上,就是等炼金大帝找自己求援,主动落网....” This conspiracy theory, countless people fuck was good” is historical big shotLecture Room I looked worthily since childhood, was looked a big shot lecture of history grew upfilled the screen. 这个阴谋论一出,无数人“卧槽”“太牛了”“不愧是历史大佬”“百家讲坛我从小就看,是看大佬讲历史长大的”弥漫屏幕。 Primordial Thunderbolt Hand is also very ignorant: „ I now, cannot look for three Sorcerer that guards Babylon? Possibly goes back is the dead end? Although I thought that they are very loyal .... 混元霹雳手也很懵:“那我现在,不能去找三个镇守巴比伦巫师了?可能一回去就是死路一条?尽管我觉得她们挺忠诚的.... ! I that miserable? My solemn one generation of Great Emperor of Alchemy, after the Babylon royal palace assassination, actually can only leave Babylon Royal Capital secretly, in secret base that oneself hide, but I am severely wounded Slime, how does a person go? All the way, likely many ambushes and chase down. ” After getting to know the benefits, this, already was used to sell miserable acting cute thoroughly, absolutely did not have the own dignity. 啊!我那么惨的吗?我堂堂一代炼金大帝,在巴比伦王宫遇刺后,却只能偷偷离开巴比伦王都,自己去隐藏的秘密基地里,但我是一只重伤的史莱姆,怎么一个人去?一路上,很可能有很多狙击和追杀啊。”尝到了甜头之后,这一位,已经彻底习惯了卖惨卖萌,完全没有自己的尊严了。 The people discuss spiritedly. 众人议论纷纷。 This indeed is the hopeless situation, was too difficult! 这的确是绝境,太难了! Wants the counterattack, already is almost not possible, others prepared to conspire so many years, definitely gave the final word, instantaneously you according to dying on the ground, did not give you any possibility of turning over. 要逆袭,已经几乎是不可能,人家准备密谋了那么多年,肯定一锤定音,瞬间把你按死在地上,不给你任何翻身的可能性。 Although at present, the latter reinforcements on entire Internet are full, has psychology big shot , helping be able to awaken the severe wound, has history big shot , helping look through the trap, is only the difficult first step. 尽管目前,整个网络上的后援军十足,有心理学大佬,帮忙能唤醒重伤,有历史学大佬,帮忙看破陷阱,也只是艰难的第一步。 Also, some people proposed: Only can seek that four to rescue your Sorceress, you did not say, does have the potential very much? Ripple Sorcery, uses the sound wave, has the potential very much, possibly opens a Sorcerer new school? And, she prepares to see your Academy Exchange Match champion, your fan-girl powder, although is only Level 5 Sorcerer, but you taught all her the way, avoided the crisis, protected you to go to the treasury .... 可是,又有人提议:“只能去求那四个救下你的女巫了,你不是说,其中一个很有潜力吗?波纹巫术,利用声波,很有潜力,可能开辟一个巫师新流派?并且,她还是准备见你的学院交流赛冠军,你的迷妹粉,虽然只是五级巫师,但你一路上教导她,躲避危机,保护你去金库....” „! Finally can open the ring grandfather's Another World class/flow?” “哇!终于要开启戒指老爷爷的异界流了吗?” Has to eat the melon people to cheer. 有吃瓜群众欢呼。 They said that oneself do not understand what knowledge, but light/only looks that big shot participate, provides various opinions and scheme, feels super interesting. 他们表示自己不懂什么知识,但光是看着大佬们参与,提供各种意见和计谋,就觉得超级有趣的。 But, how to make her believe moe Slime that oneself pick, is aloof and remote Great Emperor of Alchemy? You did not fear that others do smile the belly pain?( Funny)” “不过,怎么让她相信自己捡来的呆萌史莱姆,是高高在上炼金大帝?你不怕人家笑得肚子痛吗?(滑稽)” All right, told her to be good directly! I am Qin Shi Huang( crosses out) .... I am Great Emperor of Alchemy, I have not died, now the meeting misfortune street, in some have the big treasury, innumerable rare treasures, but these 10 billion assets were frozen, so long as you take up a collection 198 to unseal to me, then protects me to restore the injury personal, when I ruled the day of the world, sealed you as next generation Monarch Great Emperor, monarch did not have the joke!” “没事,直接告诉她就行了!我是秦始皇(划掉)....我是炼金大帝,我没死,现在落难街头,在某地有大金库,无数奇珍异宝,但这100亿资产都被冻结了,你只要给我打钱198就能解封,然后贴身保护我恢复伤势,待我重新君临天下之日,封你为下一代君主大帝,君无戏言!” Summarizing is a few words: I, Great Emperor of Alchemy, takes up a collection!” “总结起来就是一句话:我,炼金大帝,打钱!” Above, this message I have received, is not online I, Qin Shi Huang, takes up a collection!’, Do you special also do the message cheating? The plan laughs at me, then inherits my ant flower?” “上面的,这个短信我收到过,不是网上流传的‘我,秦始皇,打钱!’吗,你特么也是搞短信诈骗的?还是打算笑死我,然后继承我的蚂蚁花呗?” One group of fellows are far-fetched. 一群家伙不靠谱啊。 Xu Zhi was speechless immediately. 许纸顿时无语得不行了。 He is very interested in the present development actually. 他倒是对于眼前的发展挺感兴趣的。 Cannot think that the medicine, psychology and historical expert, noticed the post had the interest, rescues, saves Great Emperor of Alchemy, because the Third Beta disturbance was too a while ago big, causes big shot of various trades and occupations, wants to have a look at this game, can really to what degree, be the domain of various trades and occupations, can conduct the real application in inside. 想不到医学、心理学、历史权威专家,看到帖子都起了兴致,都来救驾,拯救炼金大帝,因为前一阵子三测的风波太大了,导致各行各业的大佬,都想看看这个游戏,能真实到什么程度,是不是各行各业的领域,都能在里面进行真实的应用。 Xu Zhi is also disinclined to pay attention but actually, he only wants to have a look at Blood of Phoenix really to have the function. 许纸倒也懒得理会,他只想看看凤凰之血是不是真有作用。 Therefore, mounted the previous trumpet silently, sent one is also critical opinion. 于是,默默登上了之前的小号,又发了一条还算是中肯的意见。 My little book takes note of all those who curse me: „Isn't Great Emperor of Alchemy, raises one crowd of Slime? You said that you are the pet of Great Emperor of Alchemy raising, the king of Slime, making her help rescue your master Great Emperor of Alchemy, should be more credible.” 骂我的都记小本本:“炼金大帝,不是养有一群史莱姆吗?你就说你是炼金大帝饲养的宠物,史莱姆之王,让她帮忙救你的主人炼金大帝,应该更加可信一些。” This opinion round, the instantaneous people nod approval , indicating haven't oneself thought? 这个言论一发,瞬间人们纷纷点头赞同,表示自己怎么没有想到呢?
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