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#253: Fights the landlord


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您可以在百度里搜索“饲养全人类妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! Racer of Mount Haruna beforehand species already soon completed, but now, can only transform remelts, increases the function, my I do not believe unable to shoulder that hotness! Even she foot stopper in my mouth, I must be able to say really fragrant, rather than tears directing current, making Yumia dumbfounded.” 秋名山车速之前的物种已经快要完成了,而现在,只能重新改造回炉一下,增加功能,“我就我不信扛不住那种辣味!就算是她把脚塞在我的嘴里,我也要能说出真香,而不是眼泪直流,让尤米亚目瞪口呆。” He gave himself to get down an enough ruthless goal! 他给自己下了一个足够狠的目标! Although the stopper to the mouth, is only the exaggerating analogy, but must achieve this determination. 尽管塞到嘴里,只是夸张比喻,但的确要做到这种决心。 In fact, «Spore Evolution» Sandbox, will soon enter the species large explosion period. 实际上,《孢子进化沙盘,即将进入了物种大爆炸时期。 Evolves now, beforehand Sorcerer World, Remote Antiquity World, going in mostly is several top player, as well as red name player, but other 200-300 player, although a rank, innate talent is insufficient, collected diligently, boiled the efforts of two world, almost formed thoroughly. 演化到现在,之前的巫师世界,荒古世界,进去的大多是几个顶尖玩家,以及红名玩家,但剩余的200-300玩家虽然次一个等级,天赋不够,努力来凑,熬了两个世界的努力,也差不多彻底成形了。 They evolve mostly is the plants. 他们进化的大多都是植物。 Beforehand Moe Younger Sister, is only a first plant, behind will have various player soon to complete one after another, but the ancient wooden world, simply will be tailor for their these plant player?! 之前的萌妹,便只是一个最先的植物,后面还有各种玩家陆陆续续即将完成,而古木世界,简直是为了他们这些植物玩家量身打造的好吗?! Their original innermost feelings rushed excitedly, boil raised one's head, being one's turn us went in one to be crisp crisply, if were not staring, even also wants during the evolution plant, sang loudly «Green» that reorganized: 他们本来内心激动澎湃,熬出头了,轮到我们进去爽一爽了,如果不是被人盯着,甚至还想在进化植物的同时,高歌一曲自己改编的《绿色》: Said that not merry that is false, after all my brain is also the meat does, for does not turn into the liver cirrhosis, on women's wear strengthen .... “说不快活那是假的,毕竟我的脑子也是肉做的,为了不变成肝硬化,就女装变强....” But when now, somebody is actually cut off cruelly they turn into the female elf, secretly the change hormone turns into the masculine elf the idea, the life old tree surely was vigilant, now really can only turn into the female elf? 可是现在,某人却残忍的断掉他们变成女性精灵时,偷偷改变激素变成男性精灵的想法,生命古树必定警惕了,现在真的只能变成女精灵? When the people are filled with righteous indignation, the wood is selling the show as before, is sending the screenshot unceasingly, chatted with the people. 就在众人义愤填膺的时候,木木依旧在卖骚,不断发着截图,和众人聊天。 In fact, I, although turned into the man! Cut off you to turn into the road of man in the future, succeeded and my beloved female student in the same place, every day travelled, is eating the good food, but my you have not imagined such joyful, “事实上,我虽然变成了男人!断绝了你们未来变成男人的路,成功和我心爱的女生在一起,每天旅游,吃着美食,但我并没有你们想象中的那样快乐, .... .... .... .... .... .... But is the joy that you cannot imagine. ” 而是你们想象不到的快乐。” The people original mood relaxes, wooden will not speak will also comfort the person, but next will choke instantaneously while still alive! 众人本来情绪缓和,木木不说话还会安慰人,可是下一句瞬间把人活活噎死! The people are burning with anger! It seems like your black heart profiteer, is intentionally the mouthful obscene talk, showed off? Today does not give you a color to have a look, you do not know oneself are surnamed anything! 众人怒火中烧!看来你这个黑心奸商,是存心来讲满嘴骚话,来炫耀了是吧?今天不给你一点颜色看看,你都不知道自己姓啥! But the next second of wood wooden did not speak opens the mouth again, was sorry, and comforted the people again: 而下一秒木木不说话再次开口,表示歉意,并且再次安慰众人: In fact, I was just boasting that in the world is fair, has gains and losses, inequitable exchange, this is Sorcerer World truth, I am no exception, while I obtained the happiness, wealth and freedom, glorious and powerful, I also lost the lots, “实际上,我刚刚只是在吹嘘而已,世界上是公平的,有得有失,等价交换,这是巫师世界真理,我也不例外,在我得到了幸福、财富、自由、荣耀、强大的同时,我也失去了很多东西, ... ... ... ... For example worry, small and weak, poor, as well as you boil bare being balding of hair now. ” 比如烦恼,弱小,贫穷,以及你们现在熬秃了头发的谢顶。” Screenshot, 截图、 Screenshot, 截图、 Devil hunter back two meat wings, two black sheep's horns, are flinging an exuberant black-brown hair shawl, the picture were also pasting the writing, with Piaorou, is that self-confident.” 一个恶魔猎手背后两张肉翼,两个黑色羊角,正在甩着一头旺盛黑褐色头发披肩,图片还贴了文字,“用飘柔,就是那么自信。” People:!!! 众人:!!! Do you also dare inexpensively? You special mental illness! Are you devil? Go too far! 你还敢更贱一点?你特么神经病啊!你是恶魔吗?欺人太甚! Everyone scolded. 大家骂起来。 The wood opens the mouth again: 木木再次开口: I also really am the devil.” “我还真是恶魔。” Screenshot, 截图、 A devil hunter, flies in the sky, it covers in the hot spicy red flame, both hands open, make Great Peng to spread the wings, both legs to make the standing on one leg, the movement of observation land. 一只恶魔猎手,在天空上飞行,它笼罩在热辣通红火焰中,双手张开,做出大鹏展翅、双腿做出金鸡独立,瞭望大地的动作。 The picture pasted the writing: „Is this devil hunter graceful?” 图片又贴了文字:“本恶魔猎手帅不帅?” Mounts the clouds and rides the mist!? You made that which type with Sun Wukong same flight position is to make?” “腾云驾雾!?你弄得和孙悟空一样的飞行姿势是闹哪样?” The people were choked thoroughly the skull pain! 众人彻底被噎得脑壳痛! The wood is crisp immediately, secretly is favorite, 木木顿时爽得不行,暗自得意, Your these livestock, took pleasure in others' misfortunes before, the crazy mouth hi did I, want me to explode the women's wear photo, cute think day? Now has a grudge does not report the non- gentleman!” He expressed well satisfied , indicating were one steel straight male very? “你们这些牲口,之前还幸灾乐祸,疯狂口嗨我,要我爆女装照,可爱想日?现在有仇不报非君子!”他表示心满意足,表示自己是钢铁直男好不? Now took certainly the road of men's wear, making you have no way out, came in only to be able the women's wear! 现在走绝了男装的路,让你们无路可走,一进来只能女装! What he most air/Qi is what? 他最气的是什么? Is now on some treasure, some already people trade elf king in the manufacture Yumia with the hand office, sells very well. 是现在某宝上,已经有人在制作贩卖精灵王“尤米亚”同款手办,卖得非常好。 But this is also not most show, what most show is what? What most show is some manages also has the function, a palm of the hand big hand office, not only can be placed in the dining table being swindled statue, and is a multipurpose cruet. 但这还不是最骚的,最骚的是什么?最骚的是有些手办还具备功能,一个巴掌大的手办,不仅仅可以摆在饭桌上当雕像,并且还是一个多功能调味瓶。 So long as twists the switch, the hand can pour the garlic powder, the foot can sprinkle the hot pepper, the head can also install the allspice! 只要一拧开关,手能倒出蒜粉,脚能洒出辣椒,头上还能装五香粉! Simply shameless! 简直无耻! What he thinks, did I inexpensive one revenge? I revenge very normally! Come! Injures mutually! 他心想的是,我贱一下报仇怎么了?我报仇很正常的好吗!来啊!来相互伤害啊! The netizen who side surrounds sees this, immediately smiled sends to choke, by this, is selling the show mutually, enraged mutually, reprisal breeds reprisal when? 旁边围观的网友看到这一幕,顿时都笑得发噎了,这两边,都在相互卖骚,相互激怒,冤冤相报何时了? The development this, both sides intensified contradictions of both sides thoroughly, has the impulsion of fighting to the death greatly. 事态发展到这,双方彻底激化了双方的矛盾,大有决一死战的冲动。 Waits wooden not to speak walks, silent dozen minutes, a post sent instantaneously, set! Fifth internal beta moves- fights the landlord, official opening!” 等木木不说话一走,沉默了十几分钟,一张帖子瞬间发了出来,“集合!第五次内测活动-斗地主,正式开启!” What post is Racer of Mount Haruna. 发帖的是秋名山车速 internal beta activity? 内测活动? First internal beta, this big shot leads everyone to do dozen of boss, must kill by poison Creation God, second internal beta, did Evil God Cthulhu, direct Creating God movement .... 第一次内测,这一位大佬带着大家搞打boss,要毒杀创世神,第二次内测,搞了一个克苏鲁邪神,直接造神运动.... This time do five measure must do the big matter? 这一次五测又要搞大事情? Fights the landlord, is difficult to be inadequate is if wants the means that to gang up to surround and beat up wooden does not speak, gives him a color to look? 斗地主,难不成是要想办法,围殴木木不说话,给他一点颜色瞧一瞧? Secret plan, forbids the live broadcast! In order to prevent the news to leak, was detected by somebody.” Quick, Racer of Mount Haruna lets several shutdown live broadcast that is the anchor, this is the faction campaign.” “机密计划,禁止直播!以防止消息外泄,被某人察觉。”很快,秋名山车速让几个做主播的关掉直播,“这是帮派战役。” This time is five measures opening next day, more than 300 grotesque lifeform encircle a giant drill ground, moves Shitoupai Platoon to sit, including many newbie, are fiery in a face, they said that oneself are very excited, participates in the army team that into does the matter! 此时正是五测开启第二天,三百多个奇形怪状的生物围成一个巨大操场,搬起石头排排坐,其中有不少萌新,正在一脸火热,他们表示自己很激动,也参加入搞事情的大军队伍中! Our goals! Is All-Heavens and Myriad Realms! ” ”我们的目标!是诸天万界!” Our fourth calamity goes to battle, infertile!” “我们第四天灾出征,寸草不生!” Pallbearer Chicken, cluck standing, in wooden did not speak on the baking stage that left behind, the chicken wing passed passes, is striking a bone of Pallbearer Chicken, 一只送终鸡,咕咕咕的站在木木不说话留下的烧烤台上,鸡翅膀噗通噗通,敲打着一只送终鸡的骨头, Everyone, we are the time peasant uprisings, overthrew the landlord! That goods too show! Thinks that hides in the ancient wooden world, can't we kill him? Can we endure?” “各位,我们是时候农民起义,推翻地主了!那货太骚了!以为躲在古木世界,我们就不能弄死他吗?我们能忍吗?” Cannot endure!!” “不能忍!!” The people extraordinary consistency , the innermost feelings feel suffocated. 众人出奇的一致,内心憋着一口气。 Racer of Mount Haruna: „ Coughs! We now, must count ten crimes that wooden did not speak! 秋名山车速:“咳咳咳!我们现在,要来细数木木不说话的十宗罪! First, gives him a woman, creates two races unexpectedly? He stole the forbidden fruit, brought the disaster, making the elf lose the divine nature, degenerated into the mortal, had the desire, undermining the peace was quiet! Not only broke a tranquil life of elf clan single dog! Also gives us these single dogs to bring suddenly/violently to strike! Should burn him! ” 第一,给他一个女人,竟然创造两个种族?他偷取了禁果,带来了灾难,使精灵失去了神性,沦为凡人,拥有了欲望,破坏了和平静谧!不仅仅打破了精灵一族单身狗的宁静生活!也给我们这些单身狗带来暴击!应该把他烧死!” Represents the just elf to eliminate him!” “代表正义的精灵消灭他!” ! 啪啪啪! The people applaud, the xi xi su su applause resounds, feels reasonable. 众人鼓掌,窸窸窣窣掌声响起,都觉得有道理。 Second, his mouthful obscene talk, as the profiteer, sold food monopoly before all day, Qiankeng we evolved Sandbox player a lot of money! Third, cut off us to turn into the path of man! Takes our roads simply, making us have no way out, fourth .... “第二,他满嘴骚话,作为奸商,之前整天卖食物垄断,之前坑了我们进化沙盘玩家的很多钱!第三,断绝了我们变成男人的道路!简直走我们的路,让我们无路可走,第四....” Racer of Mount Haruna obviously thinks, slightly makes the stop, as if could not find out what charge, then said directly: Above, is his ten crimes, we define him are red name player, transmigration Channel of World, fourth calamity goes to battle together, arrives at the old tree world, apprehends the rebel, doesn't have the opinion?” 秋名山车速明显想了一下,略作停顿,似乎想不出什么罪名了,然后直接说道:“以上,就是他的十宗罪,我们将他定义为红名玩家,一起穿越世界通道,第四天灾出征,降临古树世界,捉拿叛徒,诸位没有意见吧?” Has the player opens the mouth, is shouldering both hands, the sound is callous. 玩家开口,背负着双手,声音冷酷。 Does not have the opinion! He is the rebel and different kind in our player! Lives the very happy life! Gives him a woman, can create two races? The so lowly person also said that Irfan does get angry the wind? I must pinch to explode one his egg, making him change name to Ely pill to get angry the wind( a grain of egg to get angry directly insanely), lets his sterilization, so, I then let off him.” “没有意见!他是我们玩家中的叛徒与异类!过得那么美滋滋的生活!给他一个女人,就能创造两个种族?这般小贱人还自称伊尔凡怒风?我要把他的蛋捏爆一颗,让他直接改名伊利丹怒风(一粒蛋怒疯),让他绝育,如此,我便放过他。” ! 啪! Has an octopus player palm of the hand to arrange in the stone, the arm is cracked accordingly, such as the bandit real man drinks equally greatly, you were good! I must cut his little brother, then makes her turn with our same women!” 有章鱼玩家一巴掌排在石头上,手臂应声龟裂,如土匪好汉一样大喝,“你太善良了!我要把他的小兄弟砍下来,然后让她变成和我们一样的女人!” Brushes!! 刷!! Immediately the surroundings look to this player, surprised, pities, regrets and looks at the abnormal look with one. 顿时周围看向这个玩家,用一副惊讶、怜悯、惋惜、看变态的眼神。 „???” “???” That player face stupified. 那个玩家一脸懵逼 He is helpless, does not know why oneself will be isolated, people that type as if looks at the stupid ass same look, deep stabbing pain his frail innermost feelings! 他手足无措,不知道自己为什么会被孤立,众人那种仿佛看沙雕一样的眼神,深深刺痛着他脆弱的内心! In fact, this matter everyone has a tacit understanding, you entered the play quickly, punctured awkwardly? 实际上,这个事情大家心照不宣,你那么快就入戏了,戳破出来多尴尬? We are the farmer rise resistances, struggles villain big boss wooden not to speak with joint forces, calls it fights the landlord to plan, but stricter, enters that world to revenge, must turn into the elf, can call it the women's wear to fight the landlord, but no one raised this stem, only then you were not most tactful. 我们是农民崛起反抗,合力斗争反派大boss木木不说话,称之为“斗地主计划”,但更加严格上来说,进入那个世界报仇,必须变成精灵,可以称之为女装斗地主,但都没有人提起这个梗,只有你最不识趣。 And, can go in truly, in a short time, obtains the achievement reward player, does not know that has several people. 并且,能真正进去的,短期内,获得成就奖励的玩家,不知道有几个人。 Had confidence that reported to count.” The Racer of Mount Haruna opens the mouth, we organized, get down instance dungeon! Goes to doing of new world!” “有把握的,报一下数。”秋名山车速开口,“咱们组团,下副本了!去新世界的搞起!” My already was quick, probably six assurances!” “我已经快了,大概六层把握!” I also had confidence, tried to find out a good path, is inevitably successful, does not know that catches up cannot catch up.” Another plant opens the mouth, but everyone ignores to him, after all before this goods, Remote Antiquity World time said, now also says, has not known how long, opened All-Heavens and Myriad Realms 10,000 after probably, he handles truly! “我也有了把握,摸索到了一条不错的道路,必然成功,不知道赶不赶得上。”又一颗植物开口,但大家都对他置之不理,毕竟这货之前荒古世界的时候就那么说,现在也那么说,都不知道过了多久了,大概开启了诸天万界一万个以后,他才真正搞定吧! Racer of Mount Haruna counted a quantity, in more than 300 people, more than ten, unexpected many, it seems like really boiled the achievement. 秋名山车速统计了一下数量,三百多人中,足足有十多个,出乎意料的多,看来是真的熬出成果了。
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