您可以在百度里搜索“饲养全人类妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节!Yumiaempire61years.尤米亚帝国六十一年。YumiaelfGreat Emperor, opened up the newdomainagain, makesSpace Ring, thisisuses the breedingelfin the lifefruitspace, preciousmagicsecretJu who manufactures.尤米亚精灵大帝,再次开辟了新领域,制造空间戒指,这是利用孕育精灵的生命果实内空间,进行制造的珍贵魔法秘具。Irfanhears the news to sitwithGilnain the woods, leadingtwochildrento eatto bake, „herinnate talentis very strong, foralso‚Yumia’thisreputationgoes all outto maintaindiligently, and beforehandlifeold treedoes not trustme, nowtrustshercompletely, givesherto study the lifefruitunexpectedly.”
伊尔凡听到消息正在和吉尔娜坐在树林中,带着两个孩子吃烧烤,“她的天赋很强,也为了‘尤米亚’这个名声拼命维持努力,并且之前的生命古树不信任我,现在完全的信任她,竟然把生灵果实交给她研究。”Yumiaempire67years.尤米亚帝国六十七年。InMilSegouwoods, discovered that Irfan'strail, YumiaGreat Emperorgoespersonally, the entirelandmoved to the draw, Irfansevere woundescapes.
米尔塞古树林中,发现伊尔凡的足迹,尤米亚大帝亲自前往,整个大地被移平,伊尔凡重伤而逃。Yumiaempire71years.尤米亚帝国七十一年。OrdinarychildnamedArthur, devilchildnamedRuhr, grows upgradually, two peopleevenin the journey, meet with the elffemale who oneselfliked, marriesthemtogether.
普通孩子名为“亚瑟”,恶魔孩子名为“鲁尔”,渐渐长大成人,两人甚至在旅途中,邂逅了自己喜欢的精灵女子,与她们一同结婚。Alsopassesseveral years.
又过数年。Arthurgives birth tothreechildren, two male and one female.
亚瑟生下三个孩子,两男一女。Ruhrgives birth to a devilboy.
鲁尔生下一个恶魔男孩。
The ethnic groupeven moreexpanded, issued a warrant for arrest the possibility that foundto be even more huge, after hehesitateseveraltimesdecided,separates the ethnic group, making the owntwochildrengo outindependently, leading the ownfamilyto go outto live.
族群越发扩大了,被通缉找到的可能性越发巨大,他几次犹豫后决定,分开族群,让自己的两个孩子独立出去,带着自己的家庭出去生活。„After allalreadygrew up, cookingtechniquealreadygivesyou two, youcantraveldirectly, handle the matter that oneselfwantto handle.”
“毕竟已经长大成人了,烹饪的手法已经交给你们两个,你们可以直接去旅行,做自己想要做的事情。”Yumiaempire94years.尤米亚帝国九十四年。For several yearspasses, the elvesdiscoverbesidesthemgradually, thisstretch of landpresentstwohuman formIntelligent Race, canabandonbreeding of elfold treeunexpectedly, the independentmultiplication, as well astheyhave the uniquemasculinelife!
数年过去,精灵们渐渐发现除了她们以外,这片大地出现两个人形智慧种族,竟然能抛开精灵古树的孕育,独立繁衍,以及他们有独特男性的生命!„Wemustobey the rule of ancestor, fromprefers, falls in loveto be ablesincerelyin the same place.”Theywarned the owndescendant.
“我们要遵守先祖的规则,自相情愿,真心相爱才能在一起。”他们告诫自己的后代。„Yousaid,we can also have a child? Canmakeustry?”
“你说,我们自己也能生孩子?可以让我们试一试?”Evensomebeautifulelvesare very curious, can oneselfalsoseem like the lifeold treegeneralbreedinglifeunexpectedly? Has the elfto startwiththemto fall in love, lives togethergradually, gave birth tomanydescendants.
甚至有些美丽精灵十分好奇,自己竟然也能像是生命古树一般孕育生命?有精灵开始与他们相爱,渐渐生活在一起,生下了不少后代。OnelfKing's Hall.
精灵王殿上。„These, are the descendants of criminal!”
“那些,都是罪人的后代!”YumiaelfGreat Emperorstartsto establish the prison, oneselfbecomechief prison wardenpersonally, „anyandthesecriminalsin the togetherelf, multiply the descendantforthem, will shut in the prison! Theyare the rebels of elfclan, lost the divine nature, was dopedby the desire....Thesetwoevilraces, mustapprehendto issue a warrant for arrestcompletely!”尤米亚精灵大帝开始成立监狱,自己亲自成为典狱长,“任何与这些罪人在一起的精灵,为他们繁衍后代,都会被关进监狱!她们是精灵族的叛徒,失去了神性,被欲念掺杂....这两个罪恶种族,必须要全部捉拿通缉!”
After the elfempireexperienced the shorthundredyears of peace, welcomed the war and turmoilagain, evencompares the beforehandelftribereunification war, more terrifyingturmoil!
精灵帝国经历了短暂的百年和平后,再次迎来了战争与动乱,甚至比之前的精灵部落统一战争,更加恐怖的动乱!
The treeprisonestablishes.
树界监狱成立。
After a unifiedelfclan, more than 400warold trees, have rested and built up strength, at presentby300warold trees, surrounds the treeswall the square shapeprison, has not let the personfrominsideto escape!
统一精灵一族后,四百多颗战争古树,一直休养生息,眼前由三百颗战争古树,围拢成树木墙壁的方形监狱,没有让人能从里面逃脱!„Wehaveourraces, hasourdignity! Human Racefreedom! Daresto the godresistance of creationelf!”
“我们有我们的种族,有我们的尊严!人族自由!敢于向创造精灵的神抗争!”Human RacebigMageArthur, leadingHuman Raceto start the multiplicationresistance!人族大法师亚瑟,带领人族开始繁衍反抗!But a devilclan, althoughcan the multiplication, but the multiplicationability and elfare equally low, nowonly thendozensclansmen, Ruhrchoicegave up the war, the excavationcavern, hides ininto the bottomdeep place.
而恶魔一族,虽然能自我繁衍,但繁衍能力与精灵一样低下,现在只有数十名族人,鲁尔选择放弃了战争,挖掘洞穴,躲入地底深处。For several yearspasses.
数年过去。Variouslots ofmalesinful subjects, were caught into.
大量大量的各种男性罪民,被捕捉入内。
If the beforehandelfwar, the majorlifeold treesareinternal fights, naturallydoes not care, isat present, alreadyinvolved the lifethreat, likely overthrowstheirrules, musteliminateallmale, the worldis the elf.
如果是之前的精灵战争,各大生命古树算是内斗,也自然不太在意,可是眼前,已经涉及了生命威胁,很可能推翻它们的统治,必须消灭一切男性,世界属于精灵。
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......Spore EvolutionSandbox.孢子进化沙盘。In the trimemerald greenminiaturemountainsrivers, variousspeciesare evolvingcrazily.
整片翠绿的微型山川河流上,各种物种正在疯狂演化。Noweveryoneis working hard for the prosperity of the country, the evolutionspecies, strivesto catchthiswave of the world trainsilently, is only the styleis somewhat strange, animalalreadybecameextremelyscarce, manypeopleare evolving the plantearnestly.
现在人人都在奋发图强,默默进化物种,争取搭上这一波的世界列车,只是画风有些奇怪,动物已经变得极其稀少了,许多人都在埋头演化植物。EntireSandboxalmostdoes not have the beast, onepile of plantsmultiply, atmospherealreadyis extremely strange.
整个沙盘几乎没有走兽,一堆植物繁衍,气氛已经极其诡异。Everyoneis having a tacit understanding, the ownone by oneplantspeciesoverthrew, evolves, goes all out.
大家都在心照不宣,自己的一个个植物物种推翻了,又重新演化,非常拼命。Hasnewbieplayer unable to bearraise the question, immediatelycauses the hugereaction.
有萌新玩家忍不住提出疑问,立刻就引起了巨大的反响。„What? Yousaid that Ilistened to the Moe Younger Sisterwords, toenter the ancientwoodenworldobtains the powerfulstrengthimmediately, startsto evolve the plant? Is impossible! Person who Iam notthattypedo not have the principle! Can the women's weargrow stronger? Does not exist!”
“什么?你说我是听了萌妹的话,为进入古木世界立刻获得强大的力量,才开始进化成植物的?不可能!我不是那种没有原则的人!女装就能变强?不存在的!”„Ha! Reallylaughable! Iam the steelmale! Smallyoung... Ihave the wifedá! I over 30 years old am, the sonswent to school, howturns into the womansonto seeme? Before Iam only, in the evolvedplant, does not knowhow longevolved, can'tgive up?”
“哈哈哈!真是可笑!我是钢铁直男好吗!小年轻...我有老婆哒!我都三十多岁了,儿子都上学了,变成女人儿子怎么看我?我只是之前一直就在演化植物,都不知道演化多久了,总不能放弃吧?”Innumerablebig shotindicated,oneselfwill not be confusedby the strengthabsolutely, departs from the ownprinciple.
无数大佬纷纷表示,自己绝对不会被力量迷惑,丧失自己的原则。Racer of Mount Harunais turning into a plant, takes rooton the land, takes the leadto talk wildly, warnedsurroundingsmallnewbie:秋名山车速正在变成一颗植物,扎根在土地上,带头放言,告诫周围的小萌新:„Funny! Mysolemnoldplayer, repairslaboriously50-60years, spendslifespan of average personoften, canrepairto turnfifth-order, howto possibly have the principle? Isn'tdeliversme the rank, to delivermeheaven defyinginnate talent? Howpossiblybymajorelfold treethatattractivewagebenefitsconditions, easilyattraction? Becoming elfclanHero that theyemploy? Iam not such casualperson!”
“搞笑!我堂堂老玩家,辛苦重修个50-60年,花费一个普通人的寿命时常,也能重修变成五阶,怎么可能会那么没有原则?不就是送我等级、送我逆天天赋?怎么可能会被各大精灵古树那种诱人的薪水福利条件,轻易吸引?成为它们雇用的精灵族英雄?我不是那样随便的人!”
The people said that oneselfsolemnexcellentson! Possiblyhow to undergo the seduction?
众人都表示,自己堂堂大好男儿!怎么可能会经受不住诱惑?„Thisgroup of shameless ones!”
“这群无耻之徒!”Xu Zhiwas shocked, felt after thesegoodsboiledbare the hair, becomingintelligentlywas more dreadful , the facethick-skinnedlike the city wall, the average personcould not achievelikelythesestupid assshamelessthat!许纸惊呆了,觉得这些货色熬秃了头发之后,变得更加聪明猥琐了,并且,脸皮厚如城墙,一般人做不到像这些沙雕那么的无耻!Xu Zhihas not thought,on the star of thatold treeworldmakesthatcrazily.许纸没有想到,那一颗古树世界的星球上闹得那么疯狂。Thenjustdeveloped, Civilizationwent on a journey the cultivationsystemembryonic form, is separated from the barbarictribeto entercity-stateage, explodes that terrifyingsituation.
这才刚刚发展起来,文明出行了修行体系雏形,脱离野蛮部落进入城邦时代,就暴发那么恐怖的事态。Xu Zhiimagined a picture:许纸想象了一下画面:When the time comes, under the elfold tree, onepile of attractivebeautiful womanelvescome outto dig out the foot, is digging the nostril, all dayshoutsis wantingheaven defying?
到时候,精灵古树下,一堆漂亮美人精灵出来抠着脚,挖着鼻孔,整天嚷嚷着要逆天?BelievesDi Qialsoverystupified.
相信帝祁也很懵逼。„Hehe, ifDi QithisSunprovoking anger, were careful that hegave the dayyouentirely.”Xu Zhicheerfulsmiles, thought that theycannot be popular the bigsprayin the hand of Di Qi.
“呵呵,如果把帝祁这个太阳给惹怒了,小心他把你们统统给日了。”许纸乐呵呵的笑起来,觉得他们在帝祁的手上兴不起多大浪花。Suddenlyplayercame outto notify, „explosivenews! Outsidewood, alreadyposted, alreadyturned into the manto get married!”
忽然一个玩家出来报信了,“劲爆新闻!外面的木木,已经发帖了,已经变成男人结婚了!”„fuck!”
“卧槽!”
The peoplestare the bigeyeimmediately, immediatelywas shocked.
众人顿时瞪大眼睛,顿时惊呆了。Woodshowair/Qi! Theyhave not entered the sea of bitterness, woodenalreadygets out ofmisery, enjoyed the lifeachievement!?
木木还是骚气啊!他们还没有进入苦海,木木已经脱离苦海,享受人生成果了!?Theygave up the evolutionspeciesin abundance, plansto goto look atone, at this time, a outsideforumalsoexcitement.
他们纷纷放弃了进化物种,打算出去瞄一眼,这个时候,外面的论坛也一片激动。Screenshot,
截图、Screenshot,
截图、Screenshot,
截图、
The one after anothernuptial dressdistributes as before, countlesspeopleenvy.一张张婚纱照发出来,无数人羡慕得不行。„Did thisbring her home? Hateful!”
“这就抱得美人归了?可恶!”„Iamunderstand why Idid not have the girlfriend, becauseIhave not worn the women's wear, integratedthemto become the friend, thenseized the chanceto gaintheirhearts! Ithought that ownalreadyfoundtook off/escaped the singlemeans!( Happy)”
“我算是明白我为什么没有女朋友了,因为我没有穿上女装,融入她们成为朋友,然后趁机获取她们的芳心!我觉得自己已经找到了脱单办法!(开心)”„, Musthave the girlfriendso that's how it is, canfirstturn into the woman?( Is lost in thought.jpg)”
“原来如此吗,要拥有女朋友,得先变成女人?(陷入沉思.jpg)”„Feared that fearedafterIturn into the woman, wantsto startto look for the boyfriend( funny)”
“怕就怕在我变成女人之后,就想开始找男朋友了(滑稽)”Onecrowd of livestockare driving, but the one after anotherwedding phototransmitsas before, makes people jealous.
一群牲口在开车,但一张张婚纱照依旧传来,羡煞旁人。
An onlybeautifulwaterelfbeautiful womanwith a bigdelicate and prettymasculineelf, takes a group souvenir photoinvariousplaces, the swayedmakes the wedding photo, evenhealsochangesdeviltrue body that becomes the whole bodyflame, withhugging the elfbeautiful womanis kissing.
一个唯美的水精灵美人与一个高大俊美的男性精灵,在各处合影留念,摆拍婚纱照,甚至他还变身成浑身火焰的恶魔真身,和抱着精灵美人接吻。„Day! The westimaginarywedding photo, was fed a doggrainunexpectedly!”
“日!西幻婚纱照,竟然被喂了一口狗粮!”Countlesspersonwith bitter hatred, but the woodalsoendured the hard times, spent for more than 100years, finallyfrom the paincompared withsisters'status, transformedfor the lover.
无数人痛心疾首,不过木木也算是熬过了苦日子,花费了一百多年,终于从苦比姐妹的身份,转化为了恋人。Butgradually, somepeopledetected that was not right.
可是渐渐,有人察觉到了不对。Holds the weddingnotin the elfroyal palace, butinremote mountains and ancient forests?
举办婚礼不在精灵王宫,而是在深山老林?
The woodsent the picture, very earneststartexplanationpresentsituation, oneselfturned into the man, by the elfold treeto the pit a wave, nowis actually lostallglory, alreadywandered all over the world, the peoplewere shockedinstantaneously!
木木发完了图片,很认真的开始讲解现在的形势,自己变成了男人,却被精灵古树给坑了一波,现在失去了所有荣耀,已经浪迹天涯,众人瞬间都惊呆了!Yourboysmokes the personwith the athlete's footall day, asked that othersownfootskindoes not get a grip, the flavor, is not one's turnyougreatlynowfinally!
你小子整天用脚气熏人,问人家自己的脚皮得劲不,味道大不,现在终于轮到你了!Being caught in one's own trap.
作茧自缚。Everyonefeelswonderful, cheerfulsmiles, your lowlypersonalsohastoday.
大家都觉得妙,乐呵呵的笑起来,你这个小贱人也有今天。Woodendid not speak , to continue to emit the screenshot.
木木不说话,继续放出截图。Varioustypes of travelinggood foodpictures, change into a sceneryparty, twochildren'spictures.
各种旅游美食图片,化为一个风景党,还有自己两个孩子的照片。„Do youspecialescapeortravel? Yourthesetwochildren, seems likehuman, seems like the devil, yousimplyarelivestock! Givesyou a woman, can youcreatetworaces?”
“你特么逃亡还是旅游?你的这两个孩子,一个像是人类,一个像是恶魔,你简直是个牲口!给你一个女人,你能创造两个种族?”„Isour( citral.jpg)”
“我酸了(柠檬精.jpg)”Everyonedid not feelat the sceneto the taste.
大家当场就觉得不对味了。Alsohad the law of the land? Youshould notbecomeby the object of athlete's footcrazysteamrollchase, was suppressed?
还有没有王法了?你不应该成为被脚气疯狂碾压追逐的对象,然后被镇压起来吗?Woodendid not speak: „Ha! Igiveeveryoneto explain, mydescendantsmultiplyunceasingly, alreadywas badly battered, Ido not have the ambition, mytwosonambitions are very actually big, wantsto have the ownraceto rise.”
木木不说话:“哈哈哈!我给大家解释一下吧,我的子孙不断繁衍,已经焦头烂额了,我没有野心,我的两个儿子倒是野心挺大的,想带着自己的种族崛起。”Everyoneis silent, the toothis sore, givesyou a woman, youcreatetworaces, thenwithtworace and elfclanwars, cansolve the security crisis, do oneselfwithdraw?
大家沉默,牙齿酸痛,给你一个女人,你就创造两个种族,然后用两个种族和精灵族大战,就能解决安全危机,自己脱身而出?Woodendid not speak: „ Opposite partyalreadycould not catchus, andherathlete's footspicyeye, butcould not suffocateme, Irestrainedherinborn!
木木不说话:“对方已经抓不到我们夫妻二人了,并且她的脚气辣眼睛,但熏不死我,我天生克制她!Iwoodendid not speak, hereswore! Even ifonmyroadkicks the stoneto plunge to death, was beaten savagely dead bymyoldhusband's family's home, myfloral formulacause of death, will be impossibleto be givento holdbyYumia, imprisons! ”
我木木不说话,在这里立誓!就算是我路上踢到石头摔死,被我老婆家暴打死,我花式死法,都不可能会被尤米亚给抓住,囚禁起来!”
„ On the contraryisyou, as soon asyougo, do not blamemenot to remindyou, to do the matter, most likely, will be suffocatedyoubyYumiawhile still alive,
“反倒是你们,你们一进去,就别怪我不提醒你们,如果想搞事情,十有八九,会被尤米亚把你们活活熏死,Hahahaha! Everyone, experiencesby the elfbeautiful young girl, withfear that the athlete's footsuffocateswhile still alive! Said goodbye below! Icontinueto travel around the worldwithmy wife, enjoyedvarioustypes of good food! ”
哈哈哈哈!各位,体验一下被精灵美少女,用脚气活活熏死的恐惧吧!在下告辞!我去继续和我的老婆周游世界,享受各种美食去了!”
Are youteaseusto play?! The peoplethoughtinstantaneously the skullpain, the sentimentallitiganttoohad not been affectedgreatly, alreadyachieved wishesto turn into the man, insteadleft behindonepile of messtothem?
你是逗我们玩吧?!众人瞬间觉得脑壳痛了,感情当事人没有受到太大影响,已经如愿以偿变成了男人,反而留下了一堆烂摊子给他们?Butwoodenalreadytook the roadcertainly, theiralreadyhad no way out, wantsto beis impossiblewith the samewayflickeringlifeold tree, theywere inevitably vigilant, later can only turn into the femaleelf?
而木木已经把路走绝了,他们已经无路可走,想用同样的方式忽悠生命古树是不可能了,它们必然警惕,以后只能变成女精灵了?EspeciallyRacer of Mount Haruna, alreadywas wild with rage, muststoreto run around in circlesin front of the computeranxiously, hewantsto turn into the manwiththisflickeringmethod, withoutthinking ofwoodenthischeap person first step, your athlete's foot, terribly pepperyeye, even ifchanges into the both legs of trueelfbeautiful young girlthoroughly, who can bearthis!
特别是秋名山车速,已经气疯了,在电脑前急得屯团团转,他就是想用这个忽悠方法变成男人,没有想到木木这个贱人抢先一步,还有你那脚气,贼辣眼睛,就算是彻底化为真正精灵美少女的双腿,可谁受得了这个啊!Yumiano onecanbe solved!尤米亚没有人能解决!Hewantedto follow the mesh wireto killhiminstantaneouslyin the past!
他瞬间想要顺着网线过去打死他!Finally, heis the deep breathone breath, returned to normal the resentment, returns to the table, reorganizes the dense and numerousbooksmaterials, the carefulresearch, „looks like, tosolveYumia....Imustevolve the species that eatsspicilycangrow stronger!”
最终,他还是深呼吸一口气,平复了怨气,回到桌子上,重新整理密密麻麻的书籍资料,仔细研究,“看来,为了解决尤米亚....我得进化一个吃辣就能变强的物种了!”
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