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#1184: Being dumb as a wooden chicken Gou Huli

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Chapter 1184 第1184章 Being dumb as a wooden chicken Gou Huli 呆若木鸡的苟护丽 Looks that the Xiao Family whole families start to have diarrhea have diarrhea, Housekeeper Mother Liu looks ashen! Without a doubt, only then have not had the dinner with the Xiao Family person, but person who oneself are only one does not have the stomach ache, that showed that the table of meals that oneself take care had the issue! 看着萧家一家人都开始跑肚拉稀,保姆刘妈面如土色！毫无疑问了,只有自己没有和萧家人一起吃晚饭,而自己是唯一一个没有坏肚子的人,那就证明,自己张罗的这一桌饭菜有问题了！ What food that „Mother Liu, your this makes? Do you want to kill us?” Finally has diarrhea had diarrhea a paragraph, the Gou Huli facial color palely by the sofa, but Xiao Family other people were also lying down in disarray on the sofa and chair, Pi Family two expert also calculated to be better actually, after all was practicing martial arts, the physical quality stronger compared with the average person! “刘妈,你这做的什么饭？你想害死我们啊？”终于跑肚拉稀告了一个段落,苟护丽面色惨白的靠在沙发上,而萧家的其他人也是七倒八歪的躺在沙发和椅子上面,倒是皮家的两位高手还算好一些,毕竟是练武者,身体素质比一般人要强！ However even so, two people are also surface like the emaciated look, the forehead sweat! As the saying goes, the real man could not support three to sprinkle excrement is this truth. 不过即使如此,两人也是面如菜色,额头冒着虚汗！俗话说得好,好汉架不住三泼屎就是这个道理了。 „Big wife, I...... I do not know that I use is the ready-made materials, the food is Great Young Master and Little Young Master goes to the supermarket to purchase, I was responsible for the cooking......” Housekeeper Mother Liu very carefully replied, although she does not know why will have this situation, however the Xiao Family person truly stomach ache, her responsibility naturally was unavoidable. “大太太,我……我也不知道啊,我用的都是现成的材料,食材都是大少爷和小少爷去超市采购的,我就负责烹饪了啊……”保姆刘妈很是小心的回答道,虽然她自己也不知道为什么会出现这个情况,但是萧家的人确实都坏肚子了,那她的责任自然是不可免的。 „Yes? Wangba, the kingly way, what did you buy not fresh thing?” Gou Huli changed Xiao Wangba and Xiao Wangdao the vision, asked. “是么？王霸,王道,你们是不是买到什么不新鲜的东西了？”苟护丽将目光转向了萧王霸和萧王道,问道。 „No, we buy in the big supermarket, is very fresh, not fresh we cannot buy!” Xiao Wangba somewhat suffering from injustice saying: „Our Xiao Family presently is today we are no longer as we have been, two Pi Family big expert here, I am impossible to buy some processing meat dish, I am buy well!” “没有啊,我们都是在大超市买的,很是新鲜的,不新鲜的我们也不能买啊！”萧王霸有些委屈的说道:“我们萧家现在是今非昔比,还有两位皮家的大高手在这里,我不可能买一些处理的肉菜,我都是买最好的！” „That blamed...... Is something cannot match is eating together?” Gou Huli covers the belly to knit the brows! “那就怪了……难道是有些东西不能搭配在一起吃？”苟护丽捂着肚子皱了皱眉！ „It is not right, does the elder brother, you remember, we buy the meat time, has not bought the streaky pork, but bought the underback, how this did red braised pork make come out?” A Xiao Wangdao racket thigh said suddenly. “不对哇,哥,你记不记得,我们买肉的时候,并没有买五花肉,只是买里脊肉了,这红烧肉是怎么做出来的？”萧王道突然一拍大腿说道。 „Right! We have not bought the streaky pork!” Xiao Wangba suddenly has also remembered such a matter: „Mother Liu, where does this streaky pork come? Is you buy?” “对啊！我们没买五花肉！”萧王霸也是猛然的想起了这么一件事儿:“刘妈,这五花肉是哪里来的？是你自己去买的？” „No!” Mother Liu somewhat is immediately suffering from injustice: „Streaky pork is these food puts together, is putting in the kitchen! Hasn't my probation period, with the wages, how possibly built money to buy the meat?” “没有啊！”刘妈顿时有些委屈:“五花肉是和那些食材放在一起的啊,在厨房里放着！我还是试用期,还没拿工钱呢,怎么可能自己搭钱去买肉啊？” „Said is also, does that this streaky pork from where come?” Xiao Ben thought that Mother Liu was is not telling the lie likely, but own son and son of Boss, was impossible to join up to tell the lie, then only possibly was, this inside had problems! Xiao Ben had not thought what deficiency has, isn't one time has diarrhea has diarrhea? “说的也是,那这五花肉到底是从何而来？”萧本觉得刘妈并不像是在说假话,而自己的儿子和老大家的儿子,也不可能联合起来说假话,那么唯一的可能就是,这里面出问题了！萧本本来还没觉得有什么不妥之处,不就是一次跑肚拉稀么？ But listened to Mother Liu and son words, immediately thought was somewhat improper! 可是听了刘妈和儿子的话,顿时觉得有些不妥了！ „Two masters, I do not know!” Mother Liu said hastily: „Was right, kitchen bulk remaining streaky porks, I have not completed, presently is suspending in the kitchen , do you have a look?” “二爷,我也不知道啊！”刘妈连忙说道:“对了,厨房还有一大块剩下的五花肉呢,我没有做完,现在就在厨房里摆着,要不,你们去看看？” „Naturally must have a look!” Xiao Ben look dignified saying, has first stood up the body, but Xiao Ji and Gou Huli, Xiao Ben wife as well as Xiao Wangba and Xiao Wangdao, stood up with the kitchen! “自然要去看看！”萧本神色凝重的说道,首先站起了身来,而萧基、苟护丽,萧本的老婆以及萧王霸和萧王道,也都站起身来跟去了厨房！ Really, Xiao Ben in the refrigerator of kitchen, saw bulk fresh streaky pork, wraps securely with the plastic bag, above also has the price label. 果然,萧本在厨房的冷柜里,看到了一大块生的五花肉,是用塑料袋子包好的,上面还有价格的标签。 „What on this label writes is today's date, should be a fresh meat......” Xiao Ben has taken up the pork, looked, knits the brows to say. “这标签上写的是今天的日期啊,应该是一块新鲜的肉……”萧本拿起了猪肉,看了看,皱眉说道。 Then surface Gou Huli, saw the bag in Xiao Ben hand, immediately is dumb as a wooden chicken! She looks at that bag, was struck by lightning likely generally, stares greatly the eye! 而后面的苟护丽,看到了萧本手中的袋子,顿时呆若木鸡！她怔怔的看着那个袋子,像是被雷击了一般,瞪大着眼睛！ This bag streaky pork, didn't she possibly know? Before that is her, buys from marketplace, the price of above price tag, she still clearly remembers! 这一袋子五花肉,她怎么可能不认识？那是她之前从市场上买回来的啊,上面价签的价格,她还清晰记得呢！ But at this moment, Gou Huli also finally understood, why oneself and entire Xiao Family person will have diarrhea has diarrhea! Because, in this pork, there is a laxative that she puts personally! Thinks of here, Gou Huli looks ashen immediately! 而此刻,苟护丽也终于明白了,自己和整个萧家的人为什么会跑肚拉稀了！因为,这猪肉里面,有她亲自放的泻药！想到这里,苟护丽顿时面如土色！ But, what making Gou Huli unable to think through, did this meat go into own kitchen to come? Wasn't given Chen Yushu by the lion? This meat can fly, inadequate that oneself run over? 可是,让苟护丽想不通的是,这肉怎么跑到自家的厨房里来了？不是被狮子送给陈雨舒了么？难道这肉会飞,自己跑过来的不成？ Gou Huli this upset, like eating fly general nauseating, this took the consequences for own actions purely! 苟护丽这个闹心啊,有如吃了苍蝇一般恶心,这纯粹是自作自受了！ „This meat indeed is not in supermarket buys, but buys from dish marketplace, wants to come is not Wangba and kingly way they buys together!” Xiao Ben read the price tag, contrasts on the thing that other supermarkets have bought the label, then said: „Therefore , this meat is very suspicious, but should not be the meat itself has the issue, this meat looks like is very fresh, after should be, by person attempted to cheat!” “这肉的确不是超市里买来的,而是从菜市场买来的,想来不是王霸和王道他们一同买回来的！”萧本看了看价签,又对比了一下其他超市买回来的东西上面标签,然后说道:“所以说,这块肉很可疑,但是应该不是肉本身有问题,这肉看起来很是新鲜,应该是之后被人做了手脚！” „Em, the Second Brother you said does not have the mistake!” Xiao Ji also nodded, then said: „Second Brother, you looks in the plastic bag, the white powder, can this be the laxative?” “恩,二弟你说的没有错！”萧基也是点了点头,然后道:“二弟,你看着塑料袋里,还有白色的粉末呢,这会不会是泻药？” Xiao Ji has referred to the below of pork bag, really has the white slight powdery thing, the words that but carefully does not look, do not look at come out. 萧基指了指猪肉袋子的下面,果然有白色的细微粉末状东西,只不过不仔细看的话,是根本看不出来的。 Mother Liu is afraid immediately very much: „Master, two masters, I do not know that is not the tricks that I get, I do not know......” 刘妈顿时很是害怕:“老爷,二爷,我不知道啊,不是我做的手脚,我不知道啊……” „Is you, tomorrow will take this meat to go to marketplace to look for Boss, will ask apparent! This meat is very big, expensive, Boss will definitely have the impression, when the time comes asks any person buys was OK.” Xiao Ben has the means actually. “是不是你,明天拿着这块肉去市场找一下老板,一问便知！这块肉很大,价格不菲,老板肯定会有印象的,到时候问问什么人买来的就可以了。”萧本倒是有办法。 „Did not need to ask...... This meat is......” Gou Huli that I buy puts on a long face, expression incomparably ugly opening the mouth! Although this matter is bad luck, Gou Huli must acknowledge actually, after all this matter strange very much, she good to make Xiao Ben give her to analyze. “不用问了……这肉是我买的……”苟护丽哭丧着脸,表情无比难看的开口了！这事儿虽然倒霉,倒是苟护丽还是要承认的,毕竟这事儿诡异的很,她好要让萧本给她分析一下呢。 „Do you buy? Sister-In-Law, you buy this meat......” Xiao Ben to stare actually, somewhat strange looks at Gou Huli, under he a little does not believe Gou Huli to meet the chemical damage Xiao Family person . Moreover, Gou Huli have also eaten, is a victim! “你买的？大嫂,你买这肉……”萧本倒是一愣,有些奇怪的看着苟护丽,他有点儿不相信苟护丽会下药害萧家的人,况且,苟护丽自己也跟着吃了,也是一个受害者啊！ „Does your this woman, want to kill Xiao Family to be inadequate?” Xiao Ji one hear of Gou Huli words fly into a rage immediately, a palm of the hand has clapped, the Gou Huli eye that only hits braves Jinxing to be dizzy, inadequate staggers to sit on the ground. “你这娘们,想害死萧家不成？”萧基一听苟护丽的话顿时勃然大怒,一个巴掌就拍了过去,只打的苟护丽眼冒金星天旋地转,差点儿一个趔趄坐在地上。 „big bro! Do you do? Sister-In-Law definitely is not intentionally, didn't she eat?” Xiao Ben regarding big bro this temperament was really speechless, was this too also easy to get angry? This Gou Huli just acknowledged, his a slap patted! “大哥！你干什么？大嫂肯定也不是故意的,她自己不是也吃了么？”萧本对于大哥这脾气实在是无语了,这也太容易发怒了吧？这苟护丽刚承认,他就一巴掌拍过去了！ „Snort, that what's the matter?” Xiao Ji cold snort/hum, looked that asked to Gou Huli. “哼,那到底是怎么回事儿？”萧基冷哼一声,看向苟护丽问道。 „This streaky pork does not have the mistake that I buy, but I buy for Chu Family, does not give us the family/home to eat!” Gou Huli does not dare to conceal, was saying how to go to Chu Family to look for the lion, how unsuccessful was shamed, how then to think of the means that bought beef to entice the lion to go home, afterward as well as bought under the pork the process of laxative...... “这五花肉是我买的没有错,但是我是买给楚家的,不是给咱们自己家吃的啊！”苟护丽也不敢隐瞒,说着就将自己如何去楚家找狮子,如何未果的被羞辱了,然后又是如何想到办法,买了一块牛肉去诱惑狮子回家,以及后来买猪肉下泻药的经过……
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