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#1183: Had diarrhea

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Chapter 1183 第1183章 Had diarrhea 都拉肚子了 „Thank you, old woman, give back to our family/home to deliver the meat, your heart really good Wow!” Chen Yushu to have been mad results in complexion pale Gou Huli to beckon with the hand. “谢谢你喔,老娘们,还给我们家送肉,你的心地真好哇！”陈雨舒对已经被气得脸色铁青的苟护丽摆了摆手。 „Irritates me!” Gou Huli air/Qi, but does not have the means. “气死我啦！”苟护丽气得不行,可是却没有一点儿的办法。 Chen Yushu is raising the beef, returned to villa grinningly: „Shield Bro, Gou Huli delivered us a beef, did you have a look to have the issue?” 陈雨舒提着牛肉,笑嘻嘻的回了别墅:“箭牌哥,苟护丽送我们了点儿牛肉,你看看有没有问题？” Although Lin Yi has not exited, however also saw the process of matter in the room, received the beef that Chen Yushu has delivered conveniently, carefully observed, smelled, has licked with tongue, said: „Does not have the issue, is very fresh, in the evening does to you eat.” 林逸虽然没有出去,但是在屋里面也是看到了事情的经过的,随手接过了陈雨舒递送过来的牛肉,仔细的观察了一下,又闻了闻,用舌头舔了一下,才道:“没有问题,很新鲜,晚上做给你们吃。” „Oh, this old woman real good intention!” Chen Yushu claps the hands and shouts praise. “喔,这老娘们真好心！”陈雨舒拍手叫好。 „This is too big, our three people could not eat, ripped the larger part to give entrance that lion.” Lin Yi said. “不过这一块太大,我们三个人也吃不了,割掉一大半给门口那狮子吧。”林逸说道。 „Good!” Chen Yushu in high spirits raised the beef to go to the kitchen, has ripped a bulk, then arrived at the villa entrance again, threw that meat to the lion: „Small lion, this meat rewards for your, performance good of , makes persistent efforts!” “好喔！”陈雨舒兴高采烈的提着牛肉去了厨房,割掉了一大块,然后再次来到别墅门口,将那块肉丢给了狮子:“小狮子,这肉是奖励给你的,表现的很不错,再接再厉喔！” The lion bites the beef that Chen Yushu threw self-effacingly, seems is thanking Chen Yushu. 狮子摇头晃脑的咬住了陈雨舒丢过来的牛肉,好似在感谢陈雨舒。 Being mad nearly to faint Gou Huli that waited and saw in the courtyard entrance! That meat, is Wow! that she buys 直把在院子门口观望的苟护丽给气得差点儿昏倒过去了！那肉,是她买的哇！ Gou Huli depressed wants to spit blood, this dog lion, so ungrateful! Good, since you are unkind, that do not blame my non- righteousness! 苟护丽郁闷的想要吐血,这狗狮子,如此的忘恩负义！好,既然你不仁,那别怪我不义了！ Under the anger, Gou Huli got a sudden inspiration to think damaged to incur, was driving the race car once more to the dish marketplace direction drives! 在愤怒之下,苟护丽灵机一动想到了一个损招,开着跑车再次的向菜市场的方向驶去！ This, she has bought a bulk pork, but immediately has not actually left, but looked for a small pharmacy, bought one bottle of fruits to lead the piece, was the laxative. 这回,她买了一大块猪肉,不过却没有立即离开,而是找了一个小药店,又买了一瓶果导片,也就是泻药。 Left the pharmacy, Gou Huli found the rest place casually, will lead piece complete grinding, mixed in the meat, melted until the medicine froth completely, did not look at come out, Gou Huli gā gā smiled, drives to return to Villa Area. 出了药店,苟护丽随便的找了个休息的地方,将果导片全部的碾碎,掺进了肉里,直到药沫全部化开,看不出来了,苟护丽才嘎嘎一笑,开着车返回了别墅区。 Arrived at the Chu Family villa entrance again, Gou Huli has carried the pork to get out, then pretended with be the same a moment ago, very urgent appearance „never saying die” called out to the lion: „Small lion, I came to see you, I have bought you for you pork that liked eating, did you and I go back?” 再次来到了楚家别墅的门口,苟护丽拎着猪肉下了车来,然后装作和刚才一样,很迫切的样子“锲而不舍”的对狮子叫道:“小狮子,我又来看你了,我给你买了你最爱吃的猪肉,你和我回去吧？” Saying, Gou Huli was shaking shaking to the lion the pork in hand, but this time, the lion was still same as before, walks, has bitten all of a sudden the plastic bag in Gou Huli hand, holding in the mouth to the villa entrance, will have knocked on a door before the claw. 说着,苟护丽将手中的猪肉对着狮子晃了晃,而这一次,狮子依然是和之前一样,走过来,一下子就咬住了苟护丽手中的塑料袋,将之叼到了别墅门口,用前爪敲了敲门。 After a while, Chen Yushu come out, looks at the plastic bag in Shizikou, immediately somewhat had doubts! This is Gou Huli Brain-dead? Has eaten one time to owe, has this eaten one time? Does she suffer a loss the addiction not to have memory? 过了一会儿,陈雨舒又出来了,看着狮子口中的塑料袋,顿时有些疑惑了！这苟护丽是不是脑残啊？都已经吃了一次亏了,这又吃了一次？她吃亏有瘾还是没有记性？ However Chen Yushu has not said anything, received the plastic bag in Shizikou, looked at not far away Gou Huli saying: „Thank you, old woman, delivered the dish to come to us!” 不过陈雨舒没有说什么,接过了狮子口中的塑料袋,看了一眼不远处的苟护丽道:“谢谢你喔,老娘们,又给我们送菜来了！” „! Irritated me!” Gou Huli does intentionally the pissed incomparable appearance to shout and wrangle to say. “哇呀呀呀！气死我了！”苟护丽故作生气无比的样子大呼小叫道。 Chen Yushu raised the bag to return to living room, saying of some suspicions: „Shield Bro, did Gou Huli deliver the dish to us? Has the issue?” 陈雨舒提着袋子回到了客厅,有些怀疑的说道:“箭牌哥,苟护丽怎么又给我们送菜了？是不是有问题喔？” „I have a look.” Lin Yi received the meat that Chen Yushu has handed over to look at one, smelled, then has wiped above with the hand, places the mouth to taste, said: „Next laxative.” “我看看。”林逸接过了陈雨舒递过来的肉看了一眼,又闻了闻,然后用手在上面抹了一下,放在嘴里尝了尝,才道:“下泻药了。” „!” Chen Yushu one startled, gets angry: „I said that Gou Huli cannot such good intention, after we have delivered beef, has sent a bulk pork, isn't this a country bumpkin? Really has the issue!” “啊！”陈雨舒一惊,怒道:“我就说苟护丽不能这么好心,给我们送了一次牛肉之后,又送来了一大块猪肉,她这不是傻帽么？果然是有问题啊！” „Mighty General, comes.” Lin Yi actually beckons to Mighty General. “威武将军,过来一下。”林逸却对威武将军招了招手。 Boss Lin Yi summoned, Mighty General naturally running over, was assuming an air of self approbation to Lin Yi. 林逸老大召唤,威武将军自然屁颠屁颠的跑了过来,对着林逸摇头晃脑。 „You this, deliver to the kitchen of Gou Huli, paid attention not to let other people see! Places the kitchen to come back!” Lin Yi said to the Mighty General instruction. “你把这个,送到苟护丽家的厨房里去,注意别让旁人看见了！放在厨房就回来吧！”林逸对威武将军吩咐道。 „wāng wāng!” Mighty General called two, held in the mouth the bag in Lin Yi hand to leave. “汪汪！”威武将军叫了两声,叼起林逸手中的袋子就离开了。 Looks at Mighty General to leave, Chen Yushu laughs loudly immediately: „! Shield Bro your quality, Little Shu has not thought how to renovate Gou Huli that old woman, you first have thought such bad means that, their family/home must snatch the restroom tonight!” 看着威武将军离开,陈雨舒顿时捧腹大笑:“哇哈哈！箭牌哥你好坏喔,小舒还没有想到怎么整治一下苟护丽那老娘们,你就先想到了一个这么坏的办法,哇哈哈,他们家今晚都要去抢厕所啦！” „...... That is also Gou Huli has only self to blame.” What Lin Yi has not thought actually, after all his what has not done, the laxative is also under Gou Huli, what relations has with his Lin Yi? “呵……那也是苟护丽自己咎由自取。”林逸倒是没觉得什么,毕竟他什么都没做,泻药也是苟护丽自己下的,和他林逸有什么关系？ After Gou Huli looks Chen Yushu enters the room, again does not have come out, cannot help but is very self-satisfied! Evidently, Chen Yushu this country bumpkin gave the pork with! So long as they eat, is waiting for the squatting restroom! 苟护丽看着陈雨舒进屋之后,再也没出来,不由得很是得意！看样子,陈雨舒这傻帽是把猪肉给拿回去了！只要他们一吃,就等着蹲厕所去吧！ In the evening, the Xiao Family evening banquet is very sumptuous, today is the Xiao Family Housekeeper First day takes office, after Mother Yu walked, Gou Huli looked for full-time Housekeeper from household management Company, is responsible for the Xiao Family daily cleaning health and preparing food. 晚上,萧家的晚宴很是丰盛,今天是萧家的保姆第一天上任,于母走了之后,苟护丽又从家政公司找了一位全职保姆,负责萧家每天的打扫卫生和做饭。 But this Housekeeper First day takes office, naturally has made several good meals, show cook, is to let the person approval of Xiao Family! 而这个保姆第一天上任,自然做了几道好菜,一展厨艺,也算是为了让萧家的人认可！ Looks at various daily family activity cooked food on table, Gou Huli is very satisfied, this Housekeeper is good, that reluctantly stays behind uses, Gou Huli did not plan that fault-finding made her get the hell out. 看着桌上的各种家常菜肴,苟护丽很是满意,这个保姆还算不错,那就勉强留下用吧,苟护丽也就不打算找茬让她滚蛋了。 Xiao Family families add on Pi Family two expert, sits in a circle makes chewing motions before the dining table greatly quickly! Everybody eats is very fragrant, particularly Gou Huli, eats is more fragrant, because of Gou Huli, she has renovated Chu Family today, believes that tonight Chu Family villa, nobody can sleep well! 萧家一家老小加上皮家的两个高手,围坐在饭桌之前大快朵颐！大家吃的很香,尤其是苟护丽,吃的更香甜,因为苟护丽,今天她整治了一下楚家,相信今晚楚家别墅,没有一个人能睡个安稳觉了！ On the table has red braised pork and various pot hold/container meat/flesh as well as daily family activity meat dish, regarding Xiao Family, were many, this type of simple dish that the delicacies of every kind ate was eats the embezzlement to be incomparable on the contrary. 桌上有红烧肉、锅包肉以及各种家常肉菜,对于萧家来说,山珍海味吃的多了,这种家常菜反倒是吃起来克扣无比。 Gou Huli has eaten many dishes, eats is very full. 苟护丽吃了很多菜,吃的很饱。 However, after the family person liquor full food is full, the issue came! 不过,在一大家子人酒足饭饱之后,问题就来了！ First is Xiao Wangba and Xiao Wangdao two people, the belly starts rumble to call, these two people are the young people, eats are quite many, particularly the meat eats are quite many, therefore has the response first is also in the reason! 先是萧王霸和萧王道两个人,肚子开始咕噜噜叫起来,这两个人都是年轻人,吃的比较多,尤其是肉吃的比较多,所以最先有反应也是情理之中！ Therefore, these two people started the running restroom! 于是,这两个人就开始跑厕所了！ But then, was Gou Huli! Gou Huli today because of the mood reason, many, particularly has eaten many meat that eats, therefore she also starts to keep ran the restroom...... Later is Xiao Ji and Xiao Ben as well as the Xiao Ben wife, finally is Pi Family two expert! 而接下来的,就是苟护丽了！苟护丽今天因为心情的缘故,吃的也不少,尤其是吃了不少的肉,所以她也开始不停的跑起了厕所……之后是萧基和萧本以及萧本的老婆,最后才是皮家的两位高手！ Although Pi Family two expert eat also many, because the physical quality is perfect, therefore has waited till finally, had the response! 皮家两位高手虽然吃的也不少,但是因为身体素质过硬,所以一直等到最后,才有了反应！ What is good lives because of Xiao Family is villa, each has the washroom, in each bedroom also has the independent washroom, coming that this can use, otherwise these people estimated that must run to look for the restroom! 好在萧家住的是别墅,每一层都有洗手间,每个卧室里也有单独的洗手间,这才能够用的过来,不然的话这些人估计都要跑出去找厕所了！
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