SATS :: Volume #1

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Crossed Jinling of winter cloth festival, in the air had taken several points of chill in the air. 过了寒衣节的金陵,空气中已经带上了几分寒意。 Regarding Jinling this city, during one year the most beautiful season, probably was this time. 对于金陵这座城市而言,一年之中最美的时节,大概便是这个时候了。 2 : 00 pm, school entrance. 下午 2 点,校门口。 Chen Yushan who under the dryondra, wears a meter/rice brown fall clothing stands there, warm color tall Yaoqun extends her waist line, is matching the boots of knee, even without one meter eight height, still highlighted special effect of one meter eight big long leg. 梧桐树下,穿着一身米褐色秋装的陈玉珊站在那里,暖色的高腰裙将她的腰线拉长,搭配着过膝的长筒靴,即便没有一米八的身高,也凸显出了一米八大长腿的特效。 Is this visual effect in legend? 这就是传说中的视觉效果吗? On the Lu Zhou face appeared suddenly. 陆舟脸上浮现了一丝恍然。 Noticed Lu Zhou, Chen Yushan eyes one brightly, waved to him. 注意到了陆舟,陈玉珊眼睛一亮,向他招了招手。 Tightened tightened the back computer bag, Lu Zhou walks up after her to converge, opened the mouth to ask: Where do we go to watch the movie?” 紧了紧背后的电脑包,陆舟走上前去和她汇合之后,开口问道:“咱们去哪看电影?” Chen Yushan shook the two movie tickets in hand, the whole face happy expression: Yida Plaza! Right, why do you carry the computer bag?” 陈玉珊晃了晃手中的两张电影票,满脸笑意:“亿达广场!对了,你干嘛背着电脑包?” Lu Zhou replied truthfully: In the morning I went to the library to sit the little while, at noon has not returned to the bedroom, carried.” 陆舟如实回答:“上午我去图书馆坐了会儿,中午没回寝室,就背过来了。” Although places the library not to relate, but Xiao Ai in the computer, he did not feel relieved keeps the public area not to manage after all very much it. 虽然放在图书馆也没关系,但毕竟小艾在电脑里,他不是很放心把它留在公共场合不管。 Chen Yushan defeated the expression, is looking at the Chinese parasol tree red leaves of space, sighed: Studies the younger brother, you make the Senior Sister pressure very big like this.” 陈玉珊一副被打败了的表情,望着天上的梧桐红叶,叹了口气:“学弟,你这样让学姐压力很大。” This saying Lu Zhou has no way to meet. 这话陆舟没法接。 Because he always felt, regardless at this time said anything, will draw the hatred, 因为他总觉得,这时候无论自己说什么,都会拉仇恨, Therefore shut up simply. 所以还是干脆闭嘴好了。 Called the drop drop, two people sit in the back row, is chatting very much with ease. 叫了辆滴滴,两人坐在后排,很轻松地闲聊着。 Because is the reason of ordinary friend, the topic that can talk about has, moreover does not have so many scruples. 因为是普通朋友的缘故,可以聊的话题有很多,而且也没那么多顾忌。 Chatted the bedroom cultural construction from the university life, three funny ratios from dormitory, chatted the trivial matters of after school life, chatted like this is chatting, 20 minutes of driving distance quick on the past, two people reached the destination. 从大学生活聊到了寝室文化建设,紧接着从宿舍里的三个逗比,又聊到了课余生活的琐事,就这样聊着聊着,二十分钟的车程很快就过去了,两人到达了目的地。 Arrives at the movie theater bank note place, two people look to the movie in screen list, 来到电影院兑票处,两人一齐向荧屏列表中的电影望去, Confirmed which movies after having, Lu Zhou then asked: What do you want to look at?” 确认了都有哪些电影后,陆舟回头问道:“你想看什么?” Chen Yushan one minute not hesitant, immediately replies: Resentful spirit!” 陈玉珊一分钟都没犹豫,立刻答道:“怨灵!” Said these two characters time, in her eye is glittering the exciting appearance. 说出这两个字的时候,她的眼睛里闪烁着兴奋的神采。 This movie she just saw long before pv time was anticipating, but a person looked that this movie difficulty is too high. 这部电影她很早以前刚看到pv的时候就在期待了,只不过一个人看这种电影难度实在太高。 Originally planning her was the plan draws in own roommate to brush this flat and thin piece together, what the result was unfortunate, after her roommate knew her plot, put the pigeon decisively, the movie volume does not want, depended on the bed said that anything did not get down. 原计划她是打算拉上自己的室友一起刷这部片子,结果不幸的是,当她的室友得知她的“阴谋”之后,果断放了鸽子,连电影卷都不要了,赖在床上说什么也不下来。 But, Chen Yushan who really no one can ask, thinks some teaches frequently the mathematics problems study younger brother. 无奈之下,实在没人可以拜托的陈玉珊,才想到了某个经常教自己数学题的学弟。 That line,” Lu Zhou nods, looked that said to the ticket seller of cabinet cornice surface, „a resentment spirits, an interstellar passes through.” “那行,”陆舟点了点头,看向柜台口面的售票员说,“一张怨灵,一张星际穿越。” Chen Yushan:??? 陈玉珊:??? The ticket seller aunt looked at Lu Zhou, looked at his behind little miss, does not lose awkwardly smiles politely: cough cough, does the young fellow, want to consider again?” 售票员阿姨看了看陆舟,又看了看他身后的小姑娘,尴尬而不失礼貌地笑了笑:“咳咳,小伙子,要不要再考虑考虑?” Lu Zhou gawked under: What considers?” 陆舟愣了下:“考虑什么?” The ticket seller aunt continues to smile: Considered again!” 售票员阿姨继续笑笑:“再考虑考虑!” Lu Zhou:? 陆舟:? F*ck? This ticket do you sell? 握草?这票你到底卖不卖? Chen Yushan keeps silent to go forward, discharges two bills of exchange on the table: Two resentment spirit.” 陈玉珊默不作声上前,在桌上排出两张兑换券:“两张怨灵。” Ticket seller dimple like flower: Good.” 售票员笑靥如花:“好嘞。” Lu Zhou:??? 陆舟:??? Before Lu Zhou recovers, Chen Yushan from the ticket seller aunt hand, had received two movie tickets, and a Zhang Sai will arrive on Lu Zhou. 陆舟回过神来之前,陈玉珊已经从售票员阿姨手中,接过了两张电影票,并将其中一张塞到了陆舟手上。 The ticket has exchanged, wants to change not to have the opportunity. 票已经兑了,想改回来也没机会了。 Looks in the hand that movie ticket, Lu Zhou is sighing. 看着手中那张电影票,陆舟叹了口气。 Is afraid actually not, but is horror film type of thing, his get does not arrive completely crisply. 倒不是害怕,而是恐怖片这种东西,他完全get不到爽点。 Regarding one looked person of dozing off at midnight the ominous bell can look, this half domestic-made strange piece, was pattern Tucson broken. 对于一个看午夜凶铃都能看的打瞌睡的人来说,这种半国产的灵异片,还是图样图森破了点。 It seems like Nowland's science fiction big piece, can only wait for the next person to come single Shua. 看来诺兰的科幻大片,只能等下次一个人来单刷了。 Sees Lu Zhou not to speak, Chen Yushan is somewhat embarrassed, thinks that he was not happy, then says low voice: Ok, should not be angry, that what interstellar passes through, I will ask you to look to be good next time.” 陆舟不说话,陈玉珊有些不好意思,以为他不高兴了,便开口小声说道:“好了,别生气了,那个什么星际穿越,我下次请你看好不好。” What this has to be good to be angry, I am not mean-spirited,” Lu Zhou sighed, received the movie ticket, looked at a time, I bought a popcorn, did you want?” “这有什么好生气的,我还没那么小气,”陆舟叹了口气,收起电影票,看了眼时间,“我去买点爆米花,你要不要?” After all has 1 million great sums of money, he recently also slightly became natural. 毕竟身怀一百万巨款,他最近也稍微变得大方了一些。 At least in the aspect of eating, without before saved. 至少在吃的方面,没以前那么省了。 Chen Yushan stared in a big way a pair of beautiful pupil: You determined, later you can also be able to eat up the popcorn......” 陈玉珊瞪大了一双美眸:“你确定,待会儿你还能吃得下爆米花……” Lu Zhou gawked under: What issue...... has?” 陆舟愣了下:“……有什么问题吗?” No, no.” A Chen Yushan face admires shakes the head, you bought your were good, I had no appetite.” “没,没什么。”陈玉珊一脸佩服地摇了摇头,“你买你的就行了,我没什么胃口。” Lu Zhou nods, went to nearby counter there. 陆舟点了点头,去了旁边的柜台那里。 Not only the popcorn, had a premonition that this flat and thin piece can urinate full he, but also selected...... the ice cola cup 不只是爆米花,预感到这部片子会尿点十足的他,还点了杯冰可乐…… The thing bought, the admission almost also arrived. 东西买好了,入场时间差不多也到了。 Urged by Senior Sister unceasing, Lu Zhou holds the popcorn and cola takes the lead, entered the screening hall. 学姐的不断催促下,陆舟捧着爆米花和可乐走在前面,进了放映厅。 Does not know that is his misconception, always thought that nearby person is using the strange look to visit him. 不知道是不是他的错觉,总觉得旁边的人在用奇怪的眼神看他。 However Lu Zhou has not cared, threw grain of popcorn in the mouth, by the chair, and other movies started peacefully. 不过陆舟也没放在心上,丢了一粒爆米花在嘴里,靠在了椅子上,安静地等电影开始。 Quick, the film title tune resounds, the melodious and cheerful piano folk song, moves toward gradually is gloomy and strange. 很快,片头曲响起,悠扬而欢快的钢琴小调,渐渐走向阴森和诡异。 The surrounding person stopped the sound of low voice discussion gradually, tight is staring at the screen, turns very quiet, is anticipating the following plot. In entire screening hall, only then a Lu Zhou person, the mouth is also eating the thing. 周围的人渐渐停下了小声议论的声音,紧紧的盯着屏幕,屏住呼吸,期待着接下来的剧情。整个放映厅里,也只有陆舟一个人,嘴里还吃着东西。 Naturally, without the interest turns over to have no interest. 当然了,没兴趣归没兴趣。 The good and evil must do right by that movie ticket, Lu Zhou has in reading the plot on screen. 好歹也得对得起那张电影票,陆舟还是有在看荧幕上的剧情。 Put simply, seven people ordinary attended the wedding, came across the traffic accident on the road ordinary, was bewildered to the dead spoke disrespecting some words, even also takes a group photo with the dead of traffic accident, and sent Weibo. 简单来讲,七个人普普通通的去参加婚礼,普普通通地在路上遇到了车祸,然后莫名其妙对死者说了些不敬的话,甚至还和车祸的死者合了影,并且发了围脖 In brief is one does, seven continue to start off to the people, by the retribution, the vehicle came to anchor quickly in an unmanned service area. Seven people discussed, decides to rest here a evening, in this period still took a group photo in the rest area entrance, fully explained will not do not dead this truth. 总之就是一番作死,七个对狗男女继续上路,很快遭了报应,车子抛锚在了一个无人的服务区。七个人商量了下,决定在这里休息一晚,其间还在休息区门口合了个影,充分说明了不作死就不会死这个道理。 Then...... 然后…… On expected deceased person. 就意料之中的死人了。 The nearby resounded low voice calling out in alarm, Lu Zhou actually more looked that more thought where was not a little right. 附近响起了小声的惊呼,陆舟却是越看越觉得哪里有点不对劲儿。 This minute of mirror, this plot, this camera...... 这分镜,这剧情,这照相机…… How to feel...... 怎么感觉…… Came to be a bit like with the god of death? 和死神来了有点像啊? Just like the surrounding other audience, Chen Yushan cannot scream unconventional low voice under. 和周围的其他观众一样,陈玉珊也不能免俗地小声尖叫了下。 However, she who was frightened has not flinched. 然而,被吓到的她并没有就此退缩。 Even complexion white turning green, actually cannot support the curiosity in heart, sees only that bright eye to stare is staring at the screen as before, stares in the big pupil to transform the fear and exciting appearance once for a while. Both hands put by the cheeks, frequently prepares to protect the eye...... 即便脸色白的发青,却又架不住心中的好奇,只见那明亮的眼睛直勾勾地盯着屏幕依旧,瞪大的瞳孔里时不时地变换着害怕与兴奋的神采。双手搁在脸颊旁边,时刻准备着护眼…… Lu Zhou was slanting the eye to look at her one eyes. 陆舟斜着眼睛看了她一眼。 This fellow...... 这家伙…… Is m? 难道是个m? The movie continues to show, as the plot enters the gao tide, in screening hall squeal continuously. 电影继续放映,随着剧情进入gao潮,放映厅里尖叫声此起彼伏。 Lu Zhou is eating the popcorn, while is drinking cola, in the heart does not have the mighty waves, even some want to go to bathroom. 陆舟一边吃着爆米花,一边喝着可乐,心中毫无波澜,甚至有些想上厕所。 Actually his nearby Chen Senior Sister, seemed to be frightened the heavy appearance, from the beginning will also call out in alarm two low voice, calls not to call by the present, making one be worried very much, this fellow was scared. 倒是他旁边的陈学姐,似乎被吓得不轻的样子,一开始还会小声的惊呼两声,到现在则是连叫都不叫了,让人很是担心,这家伙是不是吓傻了。 Quick, the movie is close to the end. 很快,电影进入尾声。 Under the objective appraisal, the music is good, reluctantly is the conscience of domestic-made horror film, as for the setting of final dreamland, to dodge verification mostly harmless, actually. 客观的评价下,音乐还不错,勉强算是国产恐怖片的良心,至于最后梦境的设定,多半是为了规避审核,其实也无伤大雅。 After all the key point of horror film is not the design of result, but is the middle process. 毕竟恐怖片的重点不是结局的设计,而是中间的过程。 Although this process, Lu Zhou completely get. 虽然这个过程,陆舟完全get不到。 To be honest, compares the horror films of these occult and uncanny things, on the contrary is the terrifying of famous spy Kornan that artificial manufacture, can promote his adrenalin to secrete some. 老实说,相比起那些怪力乱神的恐怖片,反倒是名侦探柯南那种人为制造的恐怖,更能促进他的肾上腺素分泌一些。 Naturally, here only discussed the first 200 volumes, and did not discuss the theater version. 当然,这里仅讨论前两百集,且不讨论剧场版。 Comes out from the screening hall, Chen Yushan a few words had not said, the whole person seems like as if in a trance to be the same, complexion white somewhat scary, the time leg of walking is soft. 从放映厅里出来,陈玉珊一句话没说,整个人就像是丢了魂一样,脸色白的有些吓人,走路的时候腿都是软的。 Has arrived at outside the movie theater, she seemed like the soul to result, long exhales, pats the chest saying: Really scared to death me......” 一直走到电影院外面,她才像是回魂了似得,长出了一口气,拍着胸口说道:“真是吓死我了……” The cola cup and popcorn barrel that will be spatial throw into the trash can, Lu Zhou speaks thoughtlessly to ask: „Very scary?” 将空掉的可乐杯和爆米花桶丢进垃圾桶里,陆舟随口问道:“很吓人吗?” Chen Yushan unbelievable looks at Lu Zhou: Naturally scary! Haven't you felt?” 陈玉珊难以置信的看着陆舟:“当然吓人呀!你难道没觉得吗?” Lu Zhou: Ghost does not exist?” 陆舟:“鬼是不存在的吧?” I know does not exist, but you did not feel, woman who that crawls suddenly, is very fearful? On her face is the blood, that dismembered woman......” Chen Yushan has a lingering fear said. “我知道是不存在的啊,可是你不觉得,那个突然爬出来的女人,很可怕吗?她的脸上都是血,还有那个被肢解的女人……”陈玉珊心有余悸地说道。 Lu Zhou thinks, has no way to understand that anything is quite scary, adheres stubbornly to own opinions saying: But that is false......” 陆舟想了想,还是没法理解有什么好吓人的,固执己见道:“可那都是假的吧……” Chen Yushan: „......” 陈玉珊:“……”
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