Eats meal with the stranger, Lu Zhou is the rejection. 和陌生人一起吃饭,陆舟是拒绝的。 But if some people treat, he all comes are welcome. 但如果有人请客的话,他是来者不拒的。 Good, cracks a joke. 好吧,开个玩笑。 Flew Elder Brother to take off/escape the list with great difficulty, was brothers in bedroom, this face must give. If nothing else, to/clashes him such show in the bedroom, must butcher him one to be good ruthlessly. Also, how regardless to say, today also falls face down dry/does! 飞哥好不容易脱了单,身为一个寝室的兄弟,这点面子还是要给的。别的不说,就冲他在寝室里这么秀,也得狠狠地宰他一顿才行。还有,无论怎么说,今天也得干趴下一个！ Goes out, Lu Zhou with Huang Guangming, Liu Rui two, had reached the agreement with the look. 出门的时候,陆舟已经和黄光明、刘瑞两个,用眼神达成了共识。 Butchers his him! 宰他丫的！ Fills his him! 灌他丫的！ ...... …… After all is a day that is worth celebrating, flying Elder Brother was also rare natural, called one table in small fish manor of school entrance, the capacity for food that eight opened mouth he all invited. 毕竟是个值得庆祝的日子,飞哥也是难得大方了一回,在校门口的小鱼庄叫了一桌,八张嘴的饭量他一个人全请了。 201 male students first arrived, the quick 406 female students also arrived. 201的男生们先到了,很快406的女生们也到了。 Encircled one table before the table, from the beginning everyone is very cautious, but knew, everyone also let loose, starts to chat happily. 在桌前围了一桌,一开始大家都很拘谨,不过认识了一圈之后,大家也就放开了很多,开始愉快地聊起天来。 Especially has Shi Shang and Huang Guangming two teases compared with here, the atmosphere then cooked up the heat quickly. 尤其是有史尚和黄光明两个逗比在这里,气氛很快便炒热了。 Has saying that the younger sister of foreign language school, the quality is truly high. 不得不说,外国语学院的妹子,质量确实高。 Sits near Lu Zhou left hand that younger sister paper that is throwing over the long hair, the name was similar numerous. Again toward side that short hair younger sister paper that is holding cell phone, the name was money Hua 。 Collects with her is seeming like looking together play study the younger sister name was Deng Le, wears the round frame eyeglasses, the appearance looked very delicate. 坐在陆舟左手边的那个披着长发的妹纸,名字叫肖芸芸。再往旁边那个抱着手机的短发妹纸,名字叫钱婳。和她凑在一块像是在看剧的学妹名字叫邓乐,戴着圆框眼镜,模样看上去很秀气。 Possibly is in a younger sister paper is interested, Huang Guangming collected to ask the sentence: „What are you looking at?” 可能是对其中一个妹纸感兴趣,黄光明凑过去问了句:“你们在看什么呀？” That money Huaxie Huang Guangming eyes, was looking at the alien to be the same probably: „Does the strongest study dominate you not to look? This was recently the hottest variety show! By maths, physics, lifeform and chemistry four domains study the tyrant forms the corps, conducts the scientific reality show...... this not to look in the stage, looks at you are the elementary school dregs.” 那个钱婳斜了黄光明一眼,像是在看外星人一样:“最强学霸你都没看过吗？这是最近最火的综艺节目了！由数学、物理、生物、化学四个领域的学霸组成战队,在舞台上进行现场科学真人秀……这都没看过,一看你就是个小学渣。” „...... Then do these six corps respectively come from six different countries?” The Lu Zhou expression asked strangely. “……然后这六个战队分别来自六个不同的国家？”陆舟表情古怪问道。 „Have you also looked?” money Hua eyes one bright, looks to Lu Zhou. “你也看过？”钱婳眼睛一亮,看向陆舟。 „Is......” “算是吧……” Lu Zhou smiles, somewhat subtle moved out of the way the line of sight. 陆舟笑了笑,有些微妙的挪开了视线。 He has not looked actually, before does not celebrate the new year , the people of program group have looked for him probably, but was given the rejection by him. Really first has no interest in performing on the stage, the money of second giving also insufficiently makes him betray own moral integrity...... 他倒是没看过,不过年前节目组的人好像找过他,只不过被他给拒绝了。一来是实在没兴趣在台上表演,二来是给的钱还不够让他出卖自己的节操…… As soon as Huang Guangming listened to some people to say oneself studies the dregs, immediately is not glad: „What scientific reality show, has our bedroom elbow half of prevalent abuses?” 黄光明一听有人说自己是学渣,顿时不乐意了:“什么科学真人秀,有咱寝室肘子一半流弊？” „, That does not have Wu word to be fierce!” “切,那也没吴言厉害！” Huang Guangming was happy: „Wu word who?” 黄光明乐了:“吴言谁啊？” „Your Wu don't word know? Auckland University youngest Chinese math doctor! Exceeds mvp of team! Wu Yanyu of mathematics circles!” “你连吴言都不知道？奥克兰大学最年轻的华人数学博士！超越队的mvp！数学界的吴彦组！” Lu Zhou:? 陆舟:？ Wu Yanyu of mathematics circles? 数学界的吴彦组？ Isn't that I? 那可不就是我吗？ Then, two people prevalent abuse or in Lu Zhou prevalent abuse topic on bar in Dr. Wu. 然后,两个人就在吴博士流弊还是陆舟流弊这个话题上杠上了。 Looks in side, Lu Zhou thought actually whose prevalent abuse does not matter, but felt suddenly, this they are a match accidentally/surprisingly. 在旁边看着,陆舟倒是觉得谁流弊都无所谓,只是忽然觉得,这俩人意外挺般配的。 Is that type that teases the ratio? 都属于那种逗比的类型？ At this time, Lu Zhou realized a very serious concern suddenly. 就在这时候,陆舟忽然意识到了一个很严重的问题。 wait, according to this trend develops, took off/escaped continually lowly only words, were the single dog in bedroom getting fewer and fewer? 等等,照这个趋势发展下去,连小贱都脱单了的话,寝室里的单身狗岂不是越来越少了？ If to is only left over his one not to escape the list finally...... 要是到最后只剩下他一个没脱单的…… Notices Lu Zhou to look at itself, is lowering the head Liu Rui that drinks tea to stare under: „Does?” 注意到陆舟在看自己,正低头喝茶的刘瑞愣了下:“干啥？” „No......” Lu Zhou shakes the head. “没什么……”陆舟摇了摇头。 The narrow squeak, has to set the base fortunately. 好险,还好有个垫底的。 Then felt relieved. 这下放心了。 Liu Rui:??? 刘瑞:？？？ Quick, on vegetable/dish. 很快,菜上了。 201 several male students no one have used the chopsticks, first asked the boss to want beer to come. 201的几个男生谁也没动筷子,先就找老板要了一件啤酒过来。 Opened two bottles to place on the table, Huang Guangming to oneself one cup, then gave several male students one by one on but actually, carried the plastic cup to lift to the sleeping director. 开了两瓶放在桌上,黄光明给自己倒了一杯,然后又给几个男生挨个倒上,端起塑料杯举向寝室长。 Huang Guangming: „Flies Elder Brother, although your always show we, but your good we are also bear in mind, this cup of I respect you, wish you and sister-in-law happy union lasting a hundred years, I first did!” 黄光明:“飞哥,虽然你总是秀我们,但你的好咱们也是记在心里的,这一杯我敬你,祝你和嫂子百年好合,我先干了！” The show character passes smelly, bit is very heavy, this boy respects a liquor to suggest crazily, is the skin is not good. 秀字通臭,咬的很重,这小子敬个酒都在疯狂暗示,也是皮的不行。 Shi Shang has not lowered oneself to the same level with him, raises glass to bump under: „Does!” 史尚也没跟他一般见识,举杯碰了下:“干！” Liu Rui on then: „I also wished your happy union lasting a hundred years, this glass of liquor I also did!” 刘瑞接着上:“我也祝你俩百年好合,这杯酒我也干了！” „Does!” Also on pouring one cup, bumped with Liu Rui, Shi Shang is supine the neck to toss down. “干！”又倒上一杯,和刘瑞碰了下,史尚仰起脖子一饮而尽。 Then is one's turn Lu Zhou, several female students look here full of enthusiasm. 接下来轮到陆舟,几个女生都兴致勃勃的看着这边。 Lu Zhou just wants saying that sentence „I also did”, but realized where suddenly this dialogue seems a little issue, shook the hand of cup is not unconscious lives. 陆舟正想说句“我也干了”,但忽然意识到这对话似乎哪里有点问题,握着杯子的手不自觉就顿住了。 Shi Shang sees Lu Zhou not to act, thinks that he was worried own alcohol capacity, sighed: „Elbow person good......, but, come! I know that your several pit goods reached an agreement must do me, but your several weak, the words put here, today who instigated that was the dog!” 史尚见陆舟没动作,以为他是在担心自己酒量,叹了口气:“还是肘子人好……不过,来吧！我知道你们几个坑货都商量好了要搞我,不过你们几个还是弱了点,话放这里,今天谁怂是狗！” king Yajing loves dearly: „You, come slowly.” 王雅静心疼道:“你们慢点,一个一个来。” Shi Shang beckons with the hand: „All right, I am unimportant!” 史尚摆了摆手:“没事儿,我不要紧！” Lu Zhou: „I...... respect your one cup!” 陆舟:“那我……敬你一杯！” Shi Shang and Lu Zhou clink glasses: „Was dry!” 史尚和陆舟碰杯:“干了！” Always felt, nearby two female students, expression somewhat subtle disappointment? 总觉得,旁边俩个女生,表情有些微妙的失望？ The vegetable/dish on was uneven, people start to eat and drink, Huang Guangming and Liu Rui have the tacit understanding of initiate to Shi Shang very much attack one after another, it seems like iron core must drinking to lie this fellow here. 菜都上齐了,一众人开始吃吃喝喝,黄光明和刘瑞很有默契地向史尚发起轮番进攻,看来是铁了心地要把这家伙给喝趴在这里了。 similar numerous poked the arm of Lu Zhou, asked low voice: „Why you must call him to fly Elder Brother.” 肖芸芸戳了戳陆舟的胳膊,小声问道:“你们为什么要叫他飞哥呀。” Lu Zhou has not spoken, to is sits nearby Liu Rui, the expression somewhat subtle reply: „You determined that can listen here?” 陆舟还没说话,到是坐旁边的刘瑞,表情有些微妙的回答:“你确定要在这里听吗？” Possibly was the Liu Rui smiling face was too strange, similar numerous shakes the head, closed the mouth rapidly. 可能是刘瑞的笑容太诡异了,肖芸芸愣愣地摇了摇头,迅速闭上了嘴巴。 Sits watches in nearby Lu Zhou, in the heart sighs with emotion one. 坐在旁边的陆舟看在眼里,心中感慨一声。 Looked will not chat, getting what one deserves single dog. 一看就不会聊天,活该单身狗啊。 One table of people eat very happily, particularly Huang Guangming that boy, toward there Shi Shang pours liquor down the throat at the same time, while has not forgotten to arrive at money Hua the telephone number. 一桌人吃得很开心,尤其是黄光明那小子,一边往史尚那儿灌酒的同时,一边还不忘要到了钱婳的电话号码。 Can become one pair not to say again, but compared with harvestless Liu Rui, the lowly schoolmate's strength is very strong. 能不能再成一对不好说,但比起毫无收获的刘瑞来说,小贱同学的实力还是很强的。 Lu Zhou that looks in side, in the heart is analyzing carelessly. 在旁边看着的陆舟,心中胡乱分析着。 In an instant, both cases of beer got into the stomach, these three draft animals as if somewhat played in a big way. 转眼间,两箱啤酒都下肚了,这三个牲口似乎玩得有些大了。 Huang Guangming this fellow Lu Zhou was not worried actually, on the contrary is Shi Shang this fellow, he a little worried actually he can shoulder. 黄光明这家伙陆舟倒是不怎么担心,反倒是史尚这家伙,他倒是有点儿担心他扛不扛得住。 One person of one cup, one after another, this fellow wished one could a person to drink up the most box. 一人一杯,一杯接着一杯,这家伙恨不得一个人就喝完了大半箱。 Lu Zhou did see some people able to drink for the first time, where cannot bear the curious this water install? 陆舟还是第一次见有人这么能喝,忍不住好奇这水都装哪里去了？ Saw with own eyes that was one bottle drank up, Lu Zhou was really worried they drank, were preparing to advise high. 眼见又是一瓶喝完了,陆舟是真担心他们喝高了,正准备上去劝阻一下。 However at this time, pinched the cup to sit in nearby Liu Rui, suddenly thump, the head knocked on the table rests to compel. 然而就在这时候,捏着杯子坐在旁边的刘瑞,忽然咚的一声,脑袋磕在桌子上歇逼了。 „F*ck, Brother you how?” “握草,瑞哥你怎么了？” Huang Guangming eyes stare, the liquor does not drink, inspects the Liu Rui condition with Lu Zhou hastily. 黄光明眼睛一瞪,酒也不喝了,连忙和陆舟上去检查刘瑞的状况。 Shi Shang this fellow got drunk mostly, cracks into a smile to the female ticket, does not come the help, points at Liu Rui on lying table to ridicule on the contrary: „Look, didn't I say importantly? I guessed correctly, this goods are first rest to compel!” 史尚这家伙多半是喝醉了,冲着女票咧嘴一笑,也不过来帮忙,反倒是指着趴桌上的刘瑞嘲笑:“瞧,我说不要紧吧？我就猜到,这货准是第一个歇逼！” However the graceful is about three seconds. 然而帅不过三秒。 Installed to compel just to install half, only listened to thump one, this goods finally also but actually- 装逼刚装到一半,只听咚地一声,这货终于也倒了- Pushes one to study the tyrant article seedling , the different styles, the high school starts, starts to work as study the tyrant from zero, understands ~ 推一本学霸文幼苗,,不一样的风格,高中起步,从零开始当学霸,了解一下~