After resultairplane, Captain Americaalsodiscoveredone『2』.
结果上了飞机后,美队也发现自个『2』了。Kinois taking charge ofPeggyCarterwent to the first-class cabin, butheactuallymuststayin the business class, simply『bi』dog!奇诺直接领着佩姬・卡特去了头等舱,而他却要呆在商务舱,简直『哔』了狗!Un, Captain Americatrulydoes not haveanythingemotional quotient.
嗯,美队确实没啥情商。
Before has not drunk the medicine, longis very emaciated, from the startdoes not have the woman to have a liking forhim, causeshimvery‚feeling inferior’. PeggyCarterleadshimto drink the medicineon the vehicle, Captain Americaonbecausenearly the speechis improper, annoys the beautiful womannot to be quick. Carterhasgoodaccomplishmentwords, perhapsalready a Palestinianlong-handled fancame up.
没喝药之前长的很瘦弱,压根没有女人能看上他,也导致他很‘自卑’。佩姬・卡特带着他去喝药的车上,美队就差点儿因为说话不当,惹到美女不快。要不是卡特有着良好素养的话,恐怕早就一巴掌扇上去了。
After drinking the medicine, turned intomusclestrong man, then the runsinall over the worldruns, runsruns.
喝药之后变成了肌肉猛男,然后就在世界各地跑啊跑,跑啊跑。Until before frozenChiefto becomeBinggun, obtainedhas initially kissed, moreoverbystrongkiss.
直到被冻成冰棍队长前,才获得了初吻,而且还是被强吻的。Thenmade the icicle70years, after the icemeltedwoke up , to continue for the worldto fight, from the starthas not experienced.
然后做了冰棍70年,冰化了醒来后,继续为世界而战,压根没经验。Uneasy whether sitting or standing.
坐立不安啊。Althoughclearlyknows that theyimpossibleto haveanythingon the airplane, butdepressedhas stood.
虽然明知道他们两人不可能在飞机上发生什么,但还是郁闷的站了起来。However......
然而……„Thisguestaskedyouto sit down.”
“这位客人请您坐下。”„......”
“呃……”embarrassed!
尬!Ten pointsembarrassed!
十分的尬!
The attractivestewardess who was walkedshouted!
被走来的漂亮空姐喊了!Captain Americathatcalledoneembarrassed, hiscomplexion that was not good atlying was also calledonered: „That, Iwantto go toC.”美队那叫一个囧啊,不擅长说谎的他脸色也叫一个红啊:“那个,我想去C。”„, Please.”
“哦,请吧。”
The actualexcellentpassenger stationgets up to go to bathroom, the stewardesseswill not shout that so long asdoes not wander about aimlesslythatto be all rightin the engine room. Butthisperson, shepaid attentionfor a long time!
实际上乘客站起来要上厕所,空姐们是不会喊的,只要不是在机舱里乱走动那就没事。但这人吧,她注意了好久了!Uneasy whether sitting or standing, looks nervous, in additionlookmoves fast, thisclarifiedis‚suspect’‚highway robber’symbol.
坐立不安,神情紧张,外加眼神飘忽,这摆明了是‘嫌犯’‘劫匪’的标志啊。Moreover, shealwaysthought that thisfaceis ripe, whereas ifhas seen.
而且,她总觉得这人脸熟,似乎在哪里见到过。Isdangerous elements who pneumatic systemindicates?
难道是——系统标示出来的危险分子?Thereforehejuststood, till the bravestewardessshouted.
所以他刚刚站起来,胆大的空姐就喊止了。InC, Captain Americagaveoneselfruthlessly the fan a palm of the hand: „Really isstupid.”
在C里,美队狠狠的给自己扇了一巴掌:“真是蠢。”Heis stupidtohas not goneto askwhatsubscribesiswhichcabin?
他就蠢到没有去问问订的是哪个舱的?In facthehas not thoughttoward‚first-class cabin’from the start, becauseis notallairplaneshas the first-class cabin. Only thensomeBoeing 747seriestype, the Boeing 787series, Airbus A380wait/etc. some eurysomepassenger planeswill set up the first-class cabin, otherairplanesare highestonlyset up the business class.
实际上他压根就没往‘头等舱’去想,因为并不是所有的飞机都有头等舱的。只有波音747系列部分机型、波音787系列、空客A380等等极少数部分宽体客机才会设立头等舱,其余飞机则最高只设立商务舱。Usuallyalsolittleridesthistype of air bus.
平常也很少坐这种大型客机。numbegg, has not thought once that KinoMarkusthatbastardreallyhas booked unexpectedly also the airplane ticket of Boeing.
麻蛋,没曾想的,奇诺・马库斯那个混蛋居然还真订了波音的机票。Putting on airscleaned, Captain Americawalkedto ask: „That, the beautiful woman, Iwantsto rise the cabin.”
装模作样的清洗了一下,美队走出来问道:“那个,美女,我想升下舱。”„It is not good!”
“不行!”
The stewardessessuspectedhim, nownaturallyimmediatelyoverrules. The motherhopes, business classinsufficientlyyoutribulation, but alsowantsto go to the first-class cabin?
空姐本就怀疑他了,现在自然是立马否决啦。娘希匹的,商务舱都不够你劫的,还想去头等舱?Possiblyhowto allow to pass.
怎么可能放行。Cango to the first-class cabin, person who is the powderhas the backgroundinevitably. Can the words that thishad an accidentby some chance, withbad luck?
能去头等舱的,必然都是粉有来头的人。这万一出了事的话,岂不是要跟着倒霉?Youhurryto give oneself away, making the elder sisterteachyouwell.
你赶紧露出马脚来吧,让姐好好教训教训你。Thisis a person skilled in martial arts, has triedin the restlessdesire.
这是个练家子,一直在蠢蠢欲试呢。„, In factin the first-class cabinhasmycolleague, weorder ticketsubscribedhas divided, therefore......”Captain Americadiligentlywas still explaining, as everyone knowsearlyalreadyinothers, has pasted on‚danger’ the label.
“呃,实际上头等舱里有我的同事,我们订票的时候订分了,所以……”美队还在孜孜不倦的解释着,殊不知早已经在人家心里,贴上了‘危险’的标签。„Thatis not good! The guests, pleasego back, first-class cabinhas filled, yousuchcreated a sceneIto shout the early warning aircraftagain.” The stewardessesare somewhat depressed, yougive oneself awayactuallyquickly.
“那也不行!客人,请您回去,头等舱已经满了,您再这么无理取闹下去我喊空警了啊。”空姐有些郁闷,你倒是快露出马脚啊。„Beautiful woman, Ihave the colleaguereallyininside, does not believeyouto shout the person.”Captain Americais depressed.
“美女,我真的有同事在里面啊,不信你把人喊出来。”美队郁闷。Paces up and downin the airplaneis not good, not to mentionstrung together the cabinback and forthto play.
在飞机里来回走动都不行,更别提串舱来回玩了。First-class cabin.
还是头等舱。Foggrass?
雾草?
The beautiful womanstewardesssomewhatgawks, is difficultto be inadequateyoualsoto have the partnerin the first-class cabin?
美女空姐有些楞,靠,难不成你在头等舱还有同伙?
It is not good, is certain......
不行,一定得……At this moment, the gang foremanwalked: „How, elegant......”
就在这时,领班走了过来:“怎么了,芙雅……”Thenshewas shocked.
然后她就愣住了。Thenshe--
然后她就——„--”
“呀——”Screamed.
尖叫了起来。
The business classpassengerlooksrepeatedly, appearshas doubtsvery much, is very angry. What do the stewardessesyoudo? Does the menopause, believeto sueyou?
商务舱乘客频频望去,显得很疑惑,很愤怒。空姐你搞什么?更年期啊,信不信投诉你啊?
The distant placeis staring atearly warning aircraftalsorunning over of fast,
远处在盯着的空警也飞快的跑了过来,Stubbornlyis staring atCaptain America: „Garciagang foreman, what happened, thisguest......?”Vigilanttime, two peoplehave preparedto beginin secret.
死死的盯着美队:“加西亚领班,发生了什么事,这位客人……?”警惕的时候,两人已经准备暗中动手了。
The Captain Americaforced smile, heknows that oneselfwas recognized.美队苦笑,他知道自己被认出来了。
The gang foremanexcitedface of namedGarcia'swas red, beckons with the handagain and again: „All right, all right, anymatterdoes not have, youget down. This...... Thisis‚Captain America’, is not the highway robber!”
名叫加西亚的领班激动的脸都红了,连连摆着手:“没事,没事,什么事都没有,你们下去吧。这……这是‘美国队长’,不是劫匪!”Passengerscooker.
乘客们炸锅了。„What, highway robber?”
“什么,劫匪?”„Do somepeopleneedto hijack?”
“有人要劫机?”„Is Captain America a highway robber?”
“美国队长是劫匪?”„......”
“……”Thatcontinuouslyon the alert, named‚elegant’attractivestewardess, has covered the smallmouthimmediately. Sherecordsfinally, thisperson of sofacewas why ripe, thisnot-- thisis not‚Captain America’SteveRogers?
那个一直在警惕着的,名叫‘芙雅’的漂亮空姐,也顿时捂住了小嘴。她总算记起来,这人为什么那么脸熟了,这不——这不就是‘美国队长’史蒂夫・罗杰斯么?Alsoregardsothersisownidol!
还把人家当成是自个的偶像呢!Unexpectedlyalsohas the idolto stand at present, actuallydoes not recognize the fans that otherscome, really...... Reallyspeechlessbigjoke. Shefelt that the complexionis very hot, is somewhat depressed, somewantto cover the faceto run away. Howevercannotrun, has not wanted the group photoandsignature.
居然还有偶像站在眼前,却认不出人家来的粉丝,真是……真是无语的大笑话。她感觉脸色很烫,有些郁闷,有些想捂着脸跑掉。但是不能跑,还没有要合照、签名呢。„You...... You are really Captain America, SteveRogers?”Sheis pressing the excitedsound, asked.
“你……你真的是美国队长,史蒂夫・罗杰斯?”她压着兴奋的声音,问道。„IsI, guarantees exchange if not genuine.”Captain Americabe forced, has taken off the hat.
“是我,如假包换。”美队迫于无奈,摘下了帽子。„--”sees the honorable personat present, stewardessexcitedflood has the smallstar, „been able the group photo?”
“哇——”看到真人眼前,空姐兴奋的泛起了小星星,“可以合照么?”„But...... Ok.”
“可……可以。”Cracking--咔嚓——
The stewardesseshurryto pull out the cell phone, approached, exhibitsscissors, Cracking...... Gave itselfto comeone. Thenwantsto send to facebookTwitterto show off, thisrealized, the airplanetook offalready the airplane mode, that can only regretfell to the ground. Although the gang foremenwere old, but also is excitedphotograph.
空姐赶紧掏出手机,凑近了,摆出剪刀手,咔嚓……给自己来了一张。然后想发到脸书推特上炫耀,这才意识到,飞机已经起飞了早就飞机模式了,只能遗憾的等落地了。领班虽然年纪大了,但也是兴奋的拍了张照片。„Captain America, Iamyourfans, cansigntome!”elegantstewardessexcitedsay/way.
“美国队长,我是你的粉丝,能给我签名么!”芙雅空姐兴奋道。„Addedis the fans, cannot recognize the idol.” The gang forementeased.
“还说是粉丝,连偶像都认不出来。”领班打趣道。„Hee hee...... Othersthatis not faithful to the responsibility, regarded the highway robber the idol . Moreover the idolwas pulling down the hat, could not recognize.”elegantspitssmalltongueawkwardly.
“嘻嘻……人家那不是忠于职责,把偶像当成劫匪了么,而且偶像压低着帽子,根本认不出来好吧。”芙雅尴尬的吐了吐小舌。Good, isthis.
好嘛,原来是这样。Captain Americaforced smile: „Excuse me, I...... Ihave not brought the pen!”美队苦笑:“不好意思,我……我没带笔!”„Ihave.”
“我有啊。”Attractivestewardessfasthas pulled outfrom the pocket, the special-purposebamboo slipmasterpiece, it seems likefrequentlydoesthismatter.
漂亮空姐飞快的从口袋里掏了出来,专用的签名笔,看来经常干这事。
The Captain Americaforced smile, it seems likedid not signis not being able to go infirst-class cabin.美队苦笑,看来不签名是进不去头等舱了。„Bamboo slip?”
“签哪儿?”„Signsonmychest.”elegantstewardessthrows out the chestfiercely, is quite learned, at least was also D.
“签我胸口上吧。”芙雅空姐猛地一挺胸,颇有料啊,起码也是D了。However, meaning of thismanyenticing.
不过,这不乏勾引的意味。„...... Is thisnot quite good?”How couldCaptain Americahas metthismatter, veryembarrassed.
“呃……这不太好吧?”美队何曾遇过这种事,很尬。
The gang foremenlooked, breaking throughfast: „elegant, the regulation, cannotscribbleto doodleon the uniform/subdue.”
领班看出来了,飞快的解围:“芙雅,制度规定,不许在制服上乱写乱画。”„, Thatsignsinme, insideismy.”elegantnot cares about the vision of bystander, has untied the stewardessuniform/subduecoatdirectly, has revealed the insidewhiteshirt.
“呃,那签我里面的吧,里面是我自己的。”芙雅毫不在乎外人的眼光,直接解开了空姐制服外套,露出了内里的白衬衣。Oh--, inbusiness classimmediatelyteasingcheers the strangesoundandapplause.
哇哦——,商务舱里顿时一阵打趣的欢呼怪声、鼓掌声。Suchone, was learned, Dcupsattract the eyeball.
这么一来,更加的有料了,D杯吸睛啊。„......”Captain Americaembarrassed, „, signson the neckband.”
“……”美队更尬了,“要不,还是签在领口上吧。”Finallyeleganthad not insisted,nods: „Good.”
最终芙雅也没有坚持,点点头:“好吧。”
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