SFMW :: Volume #3 复仇者时间

#214: Amusing thing (First Part) on airplane


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After result airplane, Captain America also discovered one 2. 结果上了飞机后,美队也发现自个『2』了。 Kino is taking charge of Peggy Carter went to the first-class cabin, but he actually must stay in the business class, simply bi dog! 奇诺直接领着佩姬・卡特去了头等舱,而他却要呆在商务舱,简直『哔』了狗! Un, Captain America truly does not have anything emotional quotient. 嗯,美队确实没啥情商。 Before has not drunk the medicine, long is very emaciated, from the start does not have the woman to have a liking for him, causes him very feeling inferior. Peggy Carter leads him to drink the medicine on the vehicle, Captain America on because nearly the speech is improper, annoys the beautiful woman not to be quick. Carter has good accomplishment words, perhaps already a Palestinian long-handled fan came up. 没喝药之前长的很瘦弱,压根没有女人能看上他,也导致他很‘自卑’。佩姬・卡特带着他去喝药的车上,美队就差点儿因为说话不当,惹到美女不快。要不是卡特有着良好素养的话,恐怕早就一巴掌扇上去了。 After drinking the medicine, turned into muscle strong man, then the runs in all over the world runs, runs runs. 喝药之后变成了肌肉猛男,然后就在世界各地跑啊跑,跑啊跑。 Until before frozen Chief to become Binggun, obtained has initially kissed, moreover by strong kiss. 直到被冻成冰棍队长前,才获得了初吻,而且还是被强吻的。 Then made the icicle 70 years, after the ice melted woke up , to continue for the world to fight, from the start has not experienced. 然后做了冰棍70年,冰化了醒来后,继续为世界而战,压根没经验。 Uneasy whether sitting or standing. 坐立不安啊。 Although clearly knows that they impossible to have anything on the airplane, but depressed has stood. 虽然明知道他们两人不可能在飞机上发生什么,但还是郁闷的站了起来。 However...... 然而…… This guest asked you to sit down.” “这位客人请您坐下。” „......” “呃……” embarrassed! 尬! Ten points embarrassed! 十分的尬! The attractive stewardess who was walked shouted! 被走来的漂亮空姐喊了! Captain America that called one embarrassed, his complexion that was not good at lying was also called one red: That, I want to go to C.” 美队那叫一个囧啊,不擅长说谎的他脸色也叫一个红啊:“那个,我想去C。” „, Please.” “哦,请吧。” The actual excellent passenger station gets up to go to bathroom, the stewardesses will not shout that so long as does not wander about aimlessly that to be all right in the engine room. But this person, she paid attention for a long time! 实际上乘客站起来要上厕所,空姐们是不会喊的,只要不是在机舱里乱走动那就没事。但这人吧,她注意了好久了! Uneasy whether sitting or standing, looks nervous, in addition look moves fast, this clarified is suspect highway robber symbol. 坐立不安,神情紧张,外加眼神飘忽,这摆明了是‘嫌犯’‘劫匪’的标志啊。 Moreover, she always thought that this face is ripe, where as if has seen. 而且,她总觉得这人脸熟,似乎在哪里见到过。 Is dangerous elements who pneumatic system indicates? 难道是——系统标示出来的危险分子? Therefore he just stood, till the brave stewardess shouted. 所以他刚刚站起来,胆大的空姐就喊止了。 In C, Captain America gave oneself ruthlessly the fan a palm of the hand: Really is stupid.” 在C里,美队狠狠的给自己扇了一巴掌:“真是蠢。” He is stupid to has not gone to ask what subscribes is which cabin? 他就蠢到没有去问问订的是哪个舱的? In fact he has not thought toward first-class cabin from the start, because is not all airplanes has the first-class cabin. Only then some Boeing 747 series type, the Boeing 787 series, Airbus A380 wait/etc. some eurysome passenger planes will set up the first-class cabin, other airplanes are highest only set up the business class. 实际上他压根就没往‘头等舱’去想,因为并不是所有的飞机都有头等舱的。只有波音747系列部分机型、波音787系列、空客A380等等极少数部分宽体客机才会设立头等舱,其余飞机则最高只设立商务舱。 Usually also little rides this type of air bus. 平常也很少坐这种大型客机。 numb egg, has not thought once that Kino Markus that bastard really has booked unexpectedly also the airplane ticket of Boeing. 麻蛋,没曾想的,奇诺・马库斯那个混蛋居然还真订了波音的机票。 Putting on airs cleaned, Captain America walked to ask: That, the beautiful woman, I wants to rise the cabin.” 装模作样的清洗了一下,美队走出来问道:“那个,美女,我想升下舱。” „It is not good!” “不行!” The stewardesses suspected him, now naturally immediately overrules. The mother hopes, business class insufficiently you tribulation, but also wants to go to the first-class cabin? 空姐本就怀疑他了,现在自然是立马否决啦。娘希匹的,商务舱都不够你劫的,还想去头等舱? Possibly how to allow to pass. 怎么可能放行。 Can go to the first-class cabin, person who is the powder has the background inevitably. Can the words that this had an accident by some chance, with bad luck? 能去头等舱的,必然都是粉有来头的人。这万一出了事的话,岂不是要跟着倒霉? You hurry to give oneself away, making the elder sister teach you well. 你赶紧露出马脚来吧,让姐好好教训教训你。 This is a person skilled in martial arts, has tried in the restless desire. 这是个练家子,一直在蠢蠢欲试呢。 „, In fact in the first-class cabin has my colleague, we order ticket subscribed has divided, therefore......” Captain America diligently was still explaining, as everyone knows early already in others, has pasted on danger the label. “呃,实际上头等舱里有我的同事,我们订票的时候订分了,所以……”美队还在孜孜不倦的解释着,殊不知早已经在人家心里,贴上了‘危险’的标签。 That is not good! The guests, please go back, first-class cabin has filled, you such created a scene I to shout the early warning aircraft again.” The stewardesses are somewhat depressed, you give oneself away actually quickly. “那也不行!客人,请您回去,头等舱已经满了,您再这么无理取闹下去我喊空警了啊。”空姐有些郁闷,你倒是快露出马脚啊。 Beautiful woman, I have the colleague really in inside, does not believe you to shout the person.” Captain America is depressed. “美女,我真的有同事在里面啊,不信你把人喊出来。”美队郁闷。 Paces up and down in the airplane is not good, not to mention strung together the cabin back and forth to play. 在飞机里来回走动都不行,更别提串舱来回玩了。 First-class cabin. 还是头等舱。 Fog grass? 雾草? The beautiful woman stewardess somewhat gawks, is difficult to be inadequate you also to have the partner in the first-class cabin? 美女空姐有些楞,靠,难不成你在头等舱还有同伙? It is not good, is certain...... 不行,一定得…… At this moment, the gang foreman walked: How, elegant......” 就在这时,领班走了过来:“怎么了,芙雅……” Then she was shocked. 然后她就愣住了。 Then she-- 然后她就—— „--” “呀——” Screamed. 尖叫了起来。 The business class passenger looks repeatedly, appears has doubts very much, is very angry. What do the stewardesses you do? Does the menopause, believe to sue you? 商务舱乘客频频望去,显得很疑惑,很愤怒。空姐你搞什么?更年期啊,信不信投诉你啊? The distant place is staring at early warning aircraft also running over of fast, 远处在盯着的空警也飞快的跑了过来, Stubbornly is staring at Captain America: Garcia gang foreman, what happened, this guest......?” Vigilant time, two people have prepared to begin in secret. 死死的盯着美队:“加西亚领班,发生了什么事,这位客人……?”警惕的时候,两人已经准备暗中动手了。 The Captain America forced smile, he knows that oneself was recognized. 美队苦笑,他知道自己被认出来了。 The gang foreman excited face of named Garcia's was red, beckons with the hand again and again: All right, all right, any matter does not have, you get down. This...... This is Captain America, is not the highway robber!” 名叫加西亚的领班激动的脸都红了,连连摆着手:“没事,没事,什么事都没有,你们下去吧。这……这是‘美国队长’,不是劫匪!” Passengers cooker. 乘客们炸锅了。 What, highway robber?” “什么,劫匪?” „Do some people need to hijack?” “有人要劫机?” „Is Captain America a highway robber?” 美国队长是劫匪?” „......” “……” That continuously on the alert, named elegant attractive stewardess, has covered the small mouth immediately. She records finally, this person of so face was why ripe, this not-- this is not Captain America Steve Rogers? 那个一直在警惕着的,名叫‘芙雅’的漂亮空姐,也顿时捂住了小嘴。她总算记起来,这人为什么那么脸熟了,这不——这不就是‘美国队长’史蒂夫・罗杰斯么? Also regards others is own idol! 还把人家当成是自个的偶像呢! Unexpectedly also has the idol to stand at present, actually does not recognize the fans that others come, really...... Really speechless big joke. She felt that the complexion is very hot, is somewhat depressed, some want to cover the face to run away. However cannot run, has not wanted the group photo and signature. 居然还有偶像站在眼前,却认不出人家来的粉丝,真是……真是无语的大笑话。她感觉脸色很烫,有些郁闷,有些想捂着脸跑掉。但是不能跑,还没有要合照、签名呢。 You...... You are really Captain America, Steve Rogers?” She is pressing the excited sound, asked. “你……你真的是美国队长,史蒂夫・罗杰斯?”她压着兴奋的声音,问道。 Is I, guarantees exchange if not genuine.” Captain America be forced, has taken off the hat. “是我,如假包换。”美队迫于无奈,摘下了帽子。 „--” sees the honorable person at present, stewardess excited flood has the small star, been able the group photo?” “哇——”看到真人眼前,空姐兴奋的泛起了小星星,“可以合照么?” But...... Ok.” “可……可以。” Cracking-- 咔嚓—— The stewardesses hurry to pull out the cell phone, approached, exhibits scissors, Cracking...... Gave itself to come one. Then wants to send to face book Twitter to show off, this realized, the airplane took off already the airplane mode, that can only regret fell to the ground. Although the gang foremen were old, but also is excited photograph. 空姐赶紧掏出手机,凑近了,摆出剪刀手,咔嚓……给自己来了一张。然后想发到脸书推特上炫耀,这才意识到,飞机已经起飞了早就飞机模式了,只能遗憾的等落地了。领班虽然年纪大了,但也是兴奋的拍了张照片。 Captain America, I am your fans, can sign to me!” elegant stewardess excited say/way. 美国队长,我是你的粉丝,能给我签名么!”芙雅空姐兴奋道。 Added is the fans, cannot recognize the idol.” The gang foremen teased. “还说是粉丝,连偶像都认不出来。”领班打趣道。 Hee hee...... Others that is not faithful to the responsibility, regarded the highway robber the idol . Moreover the idol was pulling down the hat, could not recognize.” elegant spits small tongue awkwardly. “嘻嘻……人家那不是忠于职责,把偶像当成劫匪了么,而且偶像压低着帽子,根本认不出来好吧。”芙雅尴尬的吐了吐小舌。 Good, is this. 好嘛,原来是这样。 Captain America forced smile: Excuse me, I...... I have not brought the pen!” 美队苦笑:“不好意思,我……我没带笔!” I have.” “我有啊。” Attractive stewardess fast has pulled out from the pocket, the special-purpose bamboo slip masterpiece, it seems like frequently does this matter. 漂亮空姐飞快的从口袋里掏了出来,专用的签名笔,看来经常干这事。 The Captain America forced smile, it seems like did not sign is not being able to go in first-class cabin. 美队苦笑,看来不签名是进不去头等舱了。 Bamboo slip?” “签哪儿?” Signs on my chest.” elegant stewardess throws out the chest fiercely, is quite learned, at least was also D. “签我胸口上吧。”芙雅空姐猛地一挺胸,颇有料啊,起码也是D了。 However, meaning of this many enticing. 不过,这不乏勾引的意味。 „...... Is this not quite good?” How could Captain America has met this matter, very embarrassed. “呃……这不太好吧?”美队何曾遇过这种事,很尬。 The gang foremen looked, breaking through fast: elegant, the regulation, cannot scribble to doodle on the uniform/subdue.” 领班看出来了,飞快的解围:“芙雅,制度规定,不许在制服上乱写乱画。” „, That signs in me, inside is my.” elegant not cares about the vision of bystander, has untied the stewardess uniform/subdue coat directly, has revealed the inside white shirt. “呃,那签我里面的吧,里面是我自己的。”芙雅毫不在乎外人的眼光,直接解开了空姐制服外套,露出了内里的白衬衣。 Oh--, in business class immediately teasing cheers the strange sound and applause. 哇哦——,商务舱里顿时一阵打趣的欢呼怪声、鼓掌声。 Such one, was learned, D cups attract the eyeball. 这么一来,更加的有料了,D杯吸睛啊。 „......” Captain America embarrassed, „, signs on the neckband.” “……”美队更尬了,“要不,还是签在领口上吧。” Finally elegant had not insisted, nods: Good.” 最终芙雅也没有坚持,点点头:“好吧。”
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