...... …… „, Here had the character to make a mistake in writing.” “啊,这里有字写错了。” Looks exerts the small spirit of pen earnestly, I call out in alarm one suddenly. 看着埋头奋笔的小幽灵,我突然惊呼一声。 „Where ~~ where ~~?!” “哪里~~哪里~~？！” The small spirit as if occupies the reports of over 90% weight/quantity to oneself this H article( in other words, after implicating falsely me overthrows that ficticious beautiful elf maidservant, was the lengthy large H article), the satisfaction of ten points......, should not say, time from the beginning to vent saw the disaffection of me and small fox flirting, but now actually gradual immersion in own style. 小幽灵似乎对自己这篇H文已经占据了百分之九十以上分量的报告(也就是说,从诬赖我推倒那名子虚乌有的美丽精灵侍女以后,便是长篇大幅的H文了),十分的满意……不,应该说,一开始的时候是为了发泄看到我和小狐狸的调情的不满,但是现在却逐渐的沉浸在了自己的文笔之中。 Therefore hears me to open the mouth like this, she is flustered immediately, that even number name vision like a torch, dream general beautiful silver bright pupil, unceasingly smart is seeking in the note, sinister vision like having dozens years of the peerless expert boldness when the housewives who do grocery shopping experience conduct the arm the completely empty shopping basket to be passing by each vegetables shop send out. 因此听到我这样开口,她顿时慌张起来,那双号称目光如炬的,梦幻一般美丽的银色亮眸,不断机灵的在笔记上寻找着,毒辣的目光就像拥有着几十年买菜经验的家庭主妇挎着空空如也的菜篮路过每一间蔬菜店时所散发出的绝世高手魄力一样。 „Here here, you look......” “这里这里,你看……” Riding her is flurried, I extremely natural received the pen paper from this small spirit, then did above slightly revised, that does not know that which stone jumped from, the life experience pitiful( in setting that in the H length joined) the elf maidservant, the name changed to Ellis. 乘着她慌乱,我极其自然的从这只小幽灵手上接过笔纸,然后在上面做了一点小修改,将那名不知道从哪个石头里蹦出来的,身世悲惨(在H篇幅中加入的设定)的精灵侍女,名字改成了爱丽丝。 „~~ ~~ ~!!” “哇~~哇哇哇~~~！！” Saw that own self-satisfied work was revised the most important part, like this exchanges own name, is not the report, instead probably had to like recording own ashamed event the diary of strange hobby young girl to be the same? 眼看自己的得意之作被修改了最重要的部分,这样换上自己的名字,不就不是报告,反而像是拥有喜欢记录自己的羞耻事件的古怪嗜好少女的日记一般了吗？ „Hate.....hateful, the work of my self-satisfaction, young, you completes to come to understand that unexpectedly, unexpectedly is such words, I also......” “可……可恶,竟然将我的得意之作,小凡,你做好觉悟吧,竟然是这样的话,那我也……” Does not know the small spirit why flaming burns, one has seized the pen paper from my hand, then suō suō in the note revises, then complacent will cultivate manuscript from now on report contents to me vision two times. 不知道为什么熊熊燃烧起来的小幽灵,一把从我的手中夺过笔纸,然后在笔记上梭梭修改起来,然后得意洋洋的将二次修稿过后的报告内容对着我的目光。 Also no novel method, imitates my technique, Ellis who I revise, revises another name . 也没有什么新奇的手段,就是模仿我的手法,将我修改的爱丽丝,修改成另外一个名字而已,呃,菲妮。 „......” “……” „Pū —— ——!!” “噗————！！” Could this also too heavy taste, why is that false mother may not only? If makes colored glaze that only dying spoiled female see, perhaps...... 这也太重口味了吧,为什么非得是那只伪娘不可？要是让阿琉斯那只死腐女看到的话,说不定…… Un, if were seen by her, responded that is also really unpredictable, on the one hand this dying spoiled female regarding my not beautiful man. Could not be interested to explain what beforehand here interest referred to does Kyheang interest, on the other hand, complete mother, the boundary of sex is too fuzzy, to be honest, I think that flatter colored glaze present acknowledged was the probability of man is not very big, therefore...... 嗯,要是被她看到的话,反应还真的难以预料呢,一方面这死腐女对于我这种一点也不美型的男人。根本就提不起兴趣事先说明这里的兴趣指得的是搞基兴趣,另外一方面,已经完全娘化的菲妮,性别的界限实在太模糊了,老实说,我认为阿琉斯承认菲妮是男人的几率不是很大,所以说…… Hey, now is not changing the subject time, does not need to consider these times!! 喂喂,现在不是跑题的时候,根本就不是需要考虑这些的时候吧！！ I faint from fear fiercely, has seized the note hastily, unexpectedly is such words, I also...... hmph hmph, as a senior dwelling, I know certainly that the similar style cannot use the second time to the enemy, therefore my time must change is not name, but as another protagonist I, must change to anything to be good, right, on changing to that pili exuberant Hans. 我猛地惊觉过来,连忙一把夺过笔记,竟然是这样的话,那我也……哼哼,作为一名资深宅,我当然知道同样的招式不能对敌人使用第二次,所以我这次要改的不是菲妮的名字,而是身为另外一名主角的我,要改成什么好呢,对了,就改成那位体毛旺盛的汉斯吧。 Right, is Hans, is not Bagg party that Hans, merely of the same name, I say that now, is another man Hans, although his name also ascended the interlude before, perhaps but many people have forgotten. 没错,是汉斯,并不是汉巴格小队那个汉斯,仅仅是同名而已,我现在说的,是另外一位男子汉汉斯,虽然以前他的名字也登过场,不过或许很多人已经忘记了吧。 Name: Hans 姓名:汉斯 Sex: Male 性别:男 Race: Human 种族:人类 class: Barbarian 职业:野蛮人 Nickname: Men 外号:男子汉 Characteristics: The physique is big, has Barbarian all merits and shortcomings. 特征:块头大,有着野蛮人的一切优点和缺点。 Dominant character: The physique is very big, the skin is glittering the brother expensive/noble general brown glossy gloss, the pili is exuberant, if it is said this person launches both arms running quickly, the arm wool on arm will dance against the wind, it is said that once the old mother hen was regarded as the chicken coop his chest wool again by mistake, laid an egg in inside. 显著特征:块头特别大,皮肤闪烁着兄贵一般的棕色油亮光泽,体毛旺盛,据说此人如果展开双臂奔驰的话,手臂上的臂毛将迎风起舞,再据说,曾经有一只老母鸡将他的胸毛误当做是鸡窝,在里面下了一个蛋。 Character: Likes showing off, takes itself to fill the elastic muscle and exuberant pili for especially. 性格:喜欢炫耀,尤以自己充满弹性的肌肉和旺盛的体毛为豪。 Hobby: Takes off clothes/armor in the bar in the presence of everyone, demonstrates own muscle and pili. 爱好:在酒吧当众脱下衣服,展示自己的肌肉和体毛。 Homemade must kill the technique: The hug of man, hugs the enemy in the bosom, is choked to death it with the exuberant chest wool. 自创必杀技:男子汉的拥抱,将敌人搂在怀里,用旺盛的胸毛将其窒息而死。 „......” “……” In brief, although without seeing, but the light judged from the content of rumor how to see seems like that type to put on the tight-fitting work clothes of repairman half opened coat chain natural sitting to passing by the park bench slightly is said „does not come one round” such terrifying man of lines. 总之,虽然没有见过,但是光从谣言的内容判断,怎么看都像是那种会穿着修理工的紧身工作服半拉开上衣链子潇洒的坐在公园长椅上对路过的小受说出“不来一发吗”这样台词的恐怖男子。 Some tent of elf outer city, under early morning zephyr, a pretty maidservant clothing/taking flutters in the breeze, appears especially sunlight beautiful, is having the pretty smile, snort/hum the relaxed lovable folk song, will be washing good clothes/armor to hug, one by one dries in the sun. 精灵外城的某个帐篷,在清晨徐风下,一身漂亮的侍女服迎风招展,显得格外阳光美丽的菲妮,正带着娇俏的笑容,哼着轻松可爱的小调,将洗好的衣服抱出来,一一晾好。 Bright yellow bell on neck, as her joyful movement exudes the clear sound, with the deep blue sky, the light breeze of blowing, the grand feast of composition together audio-visual sense of touch, the elves that some passed by occasionally, is only shocked for this beautiful scene. 脖子上的黄澄澄铃铛,随着她愉悦的动作发出清脆响声,和碧蓝的天空,拂面的轻风,组成一道视听触觉的盛宴,就连一些偶尔路过的精灵们,也为这副唯美的景象所惊呆。 „Meow cī ~~!!” “喵呲~~！！” Suddenly, bewildered fought a cold war, wet filter clothes/armor that in the hand must dry in the sun also falls on the ground. 突然,菲妮莫名其妙的打了一个冷战,就连手中就要晾上去的湿漉衣服也掉在地上。 „Meow ~ meow wū ~~, this being afraid feeling what's the matter meow? Is the cousin, is that red hair malicious ghost, is having own idea meow ~~?!” “喵~喵呜~~,这种不寒而栗的感觉是怎么回事喵？难道又是表哥,还是那个红发恶鬼,在打着自己的主意喵~~？！” The heart does not surge well of premonition, this seems to have appointed calls out in grief reluctantly, picks up clothes/armor that the ground smears, goes back to wash cleanly. 心头涌起不好预感的菲妮,这样似乎已经任命的无奈悲鸣一声,捡起地上弄脏的衣服,回去重新洗干净。 „, Luo, the wedding ceremony must start a bit faster quickly.” “菲妮,快点罗,婚礼仪式很快就要开始了。” In the hand also takes Ouna of spatula, towards greeted. 手上还拿着锅铲的欧娜,朝菲妮招呼道。 „Wait, comes meow ~~!” “等等,就来喵~~！” poor|Fei will wash good clothes/armor to dry in the sun hastily, the appearance that flustered must tumble momentarily, slightly runs to the tent direction. 菲妮连忙将重新洗好的衣服晾上去,慌慌张张的一副随时都要跌倒的样子,向帐篷方向小跑过去。 „In a daze, but also is blaming me not to make you see Sir Fan? Was not I says you, you also by insufficient that he bullied, he clearly was Demon that is throwing over the mortal cover.” “发什么呆,还在怪我不让你去见凡大人？不是我说你呀,难道你还被他欺负的不够,他分明就是个披着凡人外皮的恶魔哦。” „Ouna meow,...... is not this, the cousin likes bullying a person of point, without any malicious intent meow ~!!” “欧娜喵,不……不是这样的,表哥只是喜欢欺负人一点,没有恶意的喵~！！” „, I said you, the words this way, will sell out by others one day.” “菲妮,我说你啊,这样下去的话,总有一天会被别人卖掉的。” „Meow...... meow wū?!! Difficult............ Ouna to sell out meow ~?!” “喵……喵呜？！！难……难道说……难道说欧娜要卖掉菲妮喵~？！” „It is not I! It is not I the fool! Can't you really understand are playing the fool?! Do not cry the fool!! No wonder Sir Fan likes bullying you, originally is this, I want to bully you now the fool!!” “不是我！不是我啊笨蛋！你是真的听不懂还是在装傻？！别哭啊笨蛋！！怪不得凡大人那么喜欢欺负你,原来是这样,我现在都想欺负你了笨蛋！！” „Fruit...... really Ouna wants to sell out me meow ~?! I...... I...... meow wū wū......” “果……果然欧娜是想将我卖掉喵~？！我……我……喵呜呜……” This is this to subtle relationship the daily life of young couple, actually whom the bystander was unable to distinguish clearly is a husband who was a wife. 这就是这对关系微妙的小两口的日常生活,外人已经无法分清究竟谁才是丈夫谁才是妻子了。 „......” “哇……” After my name changes to man Hans, I and head of small spirit crowds together to write down from beginning to end to look, subconscious expresses an exclamation, in stomach fierce surges, is good because has not had the breakfast. 将我的名字改成男子汉汉斯以后,我和小幽灵的脑袋凑在一起将笔记从头到尾看完,都下意识的发出一声惊叹,胃里剧烈翻腾,好在还没有吃早饭。 „How should describe that always felt...... this is not the terrifying disgusting the feeling, should use 【Seeks novelty】 Described?” “该怎么形容呢,总觉得……这已经不是恐怖啊恶心啊的感觉了,应该用【猎奇】形容吗？” The small spirit is crooked the head, in the silver profound pupil full is puzzled. 小幽灵歪着脑袋,银色的深邃瞳孔里满是困惑。 „......” “……” „......” “……” „Burn.” “烧了吧。” Stayed a moment later, I and small spirit saying as if by prior agreement, and am put into action, and seeks novelty this volume of doodle as one short film H novel, threw in the brazier. 呆了片刻之后,我和小幽灵不约而同的说道,并付诸行动,将这本集涂鸦和猎奇为一体的短片H小说,扔到了火盆里面。 At this time, the small fox had the mornings of three people of components to come back, first saw me and small spirit is gathering round the flaming combustion the brazier, the body sent out „combustion, the combustion, thoroughly vanished from this world” the curse aura. 这时候,小狐狸带着三人份量的早晨回来,第一眼就看见我和小幽灵正围着熊熊燃烧的火盆,身上散发出“燃烧吧,燃烧吧,彻底从这个世界上消失吧”的诅咒气息。 Always thought that this two fellow, had a lot in oneself some time no longer. 总觉得这两个家伙,在自己不再的这一小段时间里发生了很多事情呢。 Lucia is rousing the mouth slightly, ships out the appearance that does not care about diligently, at heart actually unavoidably a little small acid. 露西亚微微鼓着嘴巴,努力装出一副不在乎的样子,心里却免不了有点小酸。 „Your this show fox, should not put any strange thing on this inside, attempts to poison this saintess.” “你这骚狐狸,该不会是在这里面放了什么奇怪的东西,妄图毒害本圣女吧。” The breakfast time, the small spirit with the vision that does not trust completely, points at the present food to ask. 早餐时间,小幽灵用完全不信任的目光,指着自己眼前的食物问道。 It is said this is characteristics food of elf clan, has „specially-made jam containing filling sesame seed cake” food of such subtle name. 据说这是精灵一族的特色食物,是拥有“特制果酱夹心烧饼”这样微妙名字的食物。 Perhaps some people will say that jam containing filling sesame seed cake name , there is nothing to be worth in great surprise mob, but thinks again carefully why can add on „specially-made” this two to send out the obviously dangerous smell phrase in front? If „specially-made jam”, „specially-made bread”, „especially thick fruit juice” and so on dangerous food. 或许有人会说果酱夹心烧饼这个名字,没有什么好值得大惊小怪吧,但是再仔细想一想,为什么要在前面加上“特制”这两个散发着明显危险气味的字眼呢？如“特制果酱”,“特制面包”,“特浓果汁”之类的危险食物。 Also, regardless „specially-made” the two character, actually „sesame seed cake” also very makes one care, why cannot changing well „fried cake”...... not, this also improper, why cannot change to the correction after a point „dough”, no, this also a little...... 再说,撇开“特制”两个字不谈,其实“烧饼”也挺让人在意的,为什么不能好好的改成“煎饼”……不,这个也不妥,为什么不能改成更正经一点的“面饼”,不,这也有点…… Stayed the moment, my raising eyes farsighted, has tears streaming down the face. 呆了片刻,我举目远视,泪流满面。 The writing, was really broad and profound. 文字,真的是太博大精深了。 „Ahem, do not eat.” “哼哼,那你不要吃好了。” The small fox is swinging the tail, reveals the sly dangerous the happy expression. 小狐狸摇着尾巴,露出狡猾危险的笑意。 „Thinks that this can baffle this saintess? Too naive.” “以为这样就能难倒本圣女吗？太天真了。” Small spirit swift and fierce loudly shouting, is actually letting me for strongly and secretly cheers, she who she displays suddenly takes up herself in front of the specially-made sesame seed cake, hands in front of me, on the face shows the smile of flattering. 小幽灵其实凌厉的大喝一声,正让我为她突然表现出来的强势而暗暗喝彩的时候,她拿起自己面前的特制烧饼,递到我面前,脸上露出讨好的笑容。 „Young, come, ~~” “小凡,来,啊~~” „......” “……” In other words did I die was unimportant? 也就是说我死了就不要紧吗？ „This flavor ~~” “这味道~~” Bites, I show the complex expression immediately. 一口咬下去,我立刻露出复杂的表情。 Cannot say is unpalatable, naturally also absolutely and delicacy misses, this is the taste of sense of taste survey function limit a tongue that exceeded human has, suitable...... complex, making me have one type instantaneously „the disparity of human taste bud and elf taste bud, exists with the human eye and dragonfly eye compared same huge distance” the idea. 不能说难吃,当然也绝对和美味无缘,这是一种超越了人类的舌头所具备的味觉探测功能极限的口味,相当的……复杂,让我瞬间产生了一种“人类味蕾和精灵味蕾的差距,是不是存在着和人类眼睛与蜻蜓眼睛相比一样的巨大距离”的想法。 In brief, temporarily lists as this thing with Aunt Lisa's specially-made jam dangerous food of the same class. 总之,暂时将这玩意列为和丽莎阿姨的特制果酱同级别的危险食物吧。 „wū ~~” “呜~~” The small fox that starts to enjoy, after bites, showed the quite complex look. 开始享用的小狐狸,一口咬下去之后,也露出了相当复杂的神色。 „Well, how don't you eat?” “咦,你们怎么不吃了？” The last scrap will squeeze in the mouth of drum drum, looks at our expressions, small spirit unclear asking. 将最后一小块塞入鼓鼓的嘴巴里,看着我们的表情,小幽灵含糊不清的问道。 „......” “……” Without the means that even diamond can eat existence with great interest, even if there is this performance is not strange, I and small fox the look are exchanging, making such as is the judgment. 没办法,连钻石都能吃得津津有味的存在,就算有这种表现也不奇怪,我和小狐狸的眼神交流着,做出如是判断。 As if calculates time, breakfast just in the past shortly, Cain came. 仿佛算好了时间似地,早餐才刚刚过去不久,凯恩就来了。 „Every elder, congratulations ~~” “凡长老,恭喜恭喜~~” Passing through the gate, jubilant Cain on putting on airs congratulates submissively. 一进门,喜气洋洋的凯恩就装模作样的拱手祝贺起来。 „Same to you.” “同喜同喜。” I return a courtesy subconsciously say with a smile. 我下意识的回礼笑道。 Cain: „......” 凯恩:“……” Well? 咦？ „In brief, first puts on clothes/armor.” “总之,先将衣服穿上吧。” Cain snow white in sets off that wrap/sets that previous time chooses, the formal clothes of sky blue coat suspend to me in front, urged with a smile. 凯恩将上次挑选出来的那套雪白里衬,天蓝色外套的礼服摆到我面前,笑着催促起来。 A moment later, in the room resounds somebody's calling out in grief. 片刻之后,房间里响起某人的悲鸣。 „Small spirit, comes to help ~~” “小幽灵,进来帮帮忙~~” The formal clothes of aristocrat, my first putting on, cannot think to be honest so will be complex, therefore can only ask finally for ten thousand years ago once was the small spirit help of dead second generation of rich Crown Prince Party. 贵族的礼服,老实说我还是第一次穿,根本想不到会如此复杂,所以最后只能拜托万年以前曾是死富二代太子党的小幽灵帮忙了。 Really, although this small spirit usually a blurry fool appearance, but speaking of putting on this clothes/armor actually displayed rich experience, with her help, I put on quickly clothes/armor, self-sensation good came out from inside. 果然,虽然这只小幽灵平时一副迷迷糊糊的笨蛋模样,但是说到穿这种衣服却表现出了丰富的经验,在她的帮助下,我很快将衣服穿好,自我感觉良好的从里面出来。 „What kind of?” “怎么样？” As the saying goes the person by clothing beautiful by...... cough cough, this saying to be not really fake, at least puts on me after clothes/armor to think, this set simultaneously paid attention to both the formal clothes that the human aristocrat design and elf liked, what was really very splendid, like good weapon, even if were unifies on cannon fodder level NPC soldier equipment of face, can create greatly to protagonist troublesome, was this. 俗话说人靠衣装美靠……咳咳,这话果然不假,至少穿上衣服后的我是这么想的,这套同时兼顾了人类贵族款式和精灵喜好的礼服,的确是非常的出色,就像一把好的武器,哪怕是统一脸的炮灰级NPC士兵装备上,也能给主角造成巨大麻烦,就是这样。 „Good, good.” Cain satisfied nod. “不错,不错。”凯恩满意的点着头。 Those who let me care is the small fox, transferred several circle circles around me, holding the elbow to pinch a chin thinking deeply appearance. 让我在意的是小狐狸,绕着我转了好几个圈圈,托着手肘捏着下巴一副深思的模样。 „Also is really......” “还真是……” „What is really?” I who a little care about her appraisal, swallowed saliva. “真是什么？”有点在意她的评价的我,咽了一口口水。 „Sparkle ordinary...... ” “闪耀的平凡……吧。” From the small fox mouth, obtained such a subtle letting person unable to judge that was actually to praise or disparage or should reveal the appraisal of smile, but, was old enemy nod of small spirit unexpectedly also approval, I also can only use the subtle expression, accepted this subtle appraisal. 从小狐狸嘴里,得到了这么一个微妙的让人无法判断究竟是赞扬还是贬低或是该不该露出笑容的评价,不过,就连身为宿敌的小幽灵竟然也认同的点了点头,我也只能用微妙的表情,将这句微妙的评价收下了。 Has such expression, treads to go out outside, is welcoming bright morning sun, the form of old drunkard and short winter melon appears outside. 带着这样的表情,踏出门外,迎着灿烂朝阳,老酒鬼和矮冬瓜的身影出现在外头。 „Aiya, how many years ago this is not my family that being lost conducting the back mule beast? Why will appear here?” “哎呀,这不是几年前我家那头走失的驮骡兽吗？为什么会出现在这里？” The old drunkard the long-awaited lines, will welcome to me said. 老酒鬼将酝酿已久的台词,迎向我说道。 „Nonsense!” “胡说！” The short winter melon said to angrily rebuking that the beard stares. 矮冬瓜对胡子瞪眼的怒斥道。 „Haven't you seen? His present appearance, clearly is my disdains son Tugra Dean!” “你没看到吗？他现在的模样,分明就是我那不屑儿子图拉丁！” In other words Tugra fourth place in Tuoluo beast? The short winter melon, you really has not been forgiving to own son. 也就是说图拉丁等于驮骡兽吗？矮冬瓜,你对自己的儿子还真是一点儿也不留情啊。 My unemotional is complaining the ridicule of this two people at heart, the so-called gentleman revenges for ten years is not late, today is our red-letter day, this tent/account first records. 我面无表情的在心里吐槽着这两个人的嘲笑,所谓君子报仇十年不晚,今天是咱的大喜日子,这笔帐先记着。 „, Quite leads, compares that Drizzt more graceful simply!!” “凡凡,凡凡好帅,简直比那个崔斯特更帅！！” The lively little girl Tiya, visits me to throw. 活泼的小丫头蒂亚,看着我扑了过来。 Thank you praise, but Tiya, so-called goes too far is as bad as not far enough, I also had that self-knowledge, by the look, I cannot make up by the attire with level of that ultra fine prince, in this obvious flattery can only make me feel the package of holding sympathetic meanings. 谢谢你的赞美,但是蒂亚,所谓过犹不及,我还有那个自知之明,以相貌而言,我和那个超精王子的等级不是凭借衣着能够弥补得了的,这种明显的奉承只能让我感到里面包含着的同情意思。 Felt the small head of Tiya to wipe sad tears, I such as think. 摸着蒂亚的小脑袋抹了一把伤心泪水,我如是想到。 ” Real, in Tiya, Drizzt is at heart charming!! ” ”真的哦,在蒂亚心里,凡凡比崔斯特还要帅气哦！！” Tiya seems to be comforting to say diligently, for more convincing is staring at itself with an earnest look, the cheek is ruddy. 蒂亚似乎正努力的安慰道,为了更有说服力的用一副认真眼神盯着自己,就连脸蛋都红扑扑起来。 * * The voltage jumped, thousand character floating clouds, considered to start UPS...... 电压跳了一下,千字浮云了,考虑入手UPS……