********************************************** ********************************************** Dumbfounded looks the old drunkard of spirited speech on the stage, I looked suddenly dull. 目瞪口呆的看着在台上激昂发言的老酒鬼,我一时间看呆了。 „Right right, you must spoil queen your highness this intention, making her be shamed?” “没错没错,难道你们要糟蹋女王殿下这番心意,让她蒙羞吗？” The sound of Mladin that jar sound jar air/Qi also spreads, carefully looked, this fellow exhibits a Zhang Guozi face diligently, the dreadful parsimonious image will usually hide after behind, such looked, to also really has selects 【Before ,】 The power and influence of dwarf king. 穆拉丁那瓮声瓮气的声音也随之传出,仔细一看,这家伙努力的摆出一张国字脸,将平时猥琐吝啬的形象藏在身后,这样一看,到还真有那么点【前】矮人王的威势。 What medicine that just, actually in this two old fogy bottle gourd to sell? In the face of so many elves and other races, won't they consider the consequence, Cain? Hasn't come out to prevent them? 只不过,这两个老家伙究竟葫芦里卖的什么药？在这么多精灵和其他种族面前,难道他们就不会考虑一下后果,凯恩呢？这么还不出来阻止他们？ Numerous elves under stage, have started to talk in whispers, the publication of having own views the opinion, the entire square was filling the speaking voices of tens of thousands of famous elf at once. 台下的众多精灵们,已经开始窃窃私语,各持己见的发表着意见,一时之间整个广场充满了成千上万名精灵的说话声。 Has to acknowledge, this group of self-designated lofty artists, indeed be more than a reason human, although just started was flushed fainted the head, but recalls now carefully, is queen your highness decided with her own will unexpectedly, does not have any reluctant ingredient in inside, seems not one's turn itself blindly there excited. 不得不承认,这群自命高雅的艺术家,的确要比人类多一份理智,虽然刚刚开始的时候被冲晕了脑袋,不过现在仔细回想一下,竟然是女王殿下是以她自己的意志决定,没有任何勉强的成分在里面,似乎也轮不到自己在那里瞎激动。 Quick, this opinion got the winning side, had the elves of this consensus, one after another is silent, on face dejectedly and takes in everything at a glance desperately. 很快,这种意见就占据了上风,有了这种共识的精灵们,一个个沉默起来,脸上的沮丧和绝望一览无遗。 Well, the old drunkard and did Mladin do a good deed? 咦,难道说老酒鬼和穆拉丁办了一件好事？ Looks at the unexpected development, on the side of me for the rationality of elf clan feels the exclamation, what is more surprised, fellow who on the stage that two anxious to stir up trouble, today handles a proper matter unexpectedly? 看着出人意料的发展,我一边为精灵族的理性感到惊叹,更惊讶的是,台上那两个唯恐天下不乱的家伙,今天竟然做了一件正经事情？ „It is not good, is determined to with the alliance marry on queen your highness, why can be that fellow named Druid Wu Fan? Heard that fellow has three wife, such color can Wolf, how can be joined to our queen your highness?!” “不行,就女王殿下下定决心要和联盟联姻,为什么会是那个叫德鲁伊吴凡的家伙？听说那家伙已经有三个妻子了,这样的色狼,怎么能配得上我们的女王殿下？！” The unharmonious sound spreads from the square corner, quick causes part of elves the resonance, even is these already has accepted fate the elf, vacillates, yes, even if marries, cannot want that fellow, at least must look to be able with the fellow who queen your highness matches to be good. 不和谐的声音从广场角落上传出,很快就引起一部分精灵的共鸣,甚至是那些已经认命了的精灵,也动摇起来,是啊,就算是联姻,也不是非得要那种家伙,至少也要找个能够和女王殿下更加匹配的家伙才行。 „Calm down a bit, calm down a bit, in other words, everyone has approved two clans to marry this matter, in taking this conducts to discuss Luo for the premise under?” “静一静,静一静,也就是说,大家都已经认同了两族联姻这件事,是在以此为前提下进行讨论罗？” The old drunkard is lifting up high the magic loudspeaker, the voice of forcing audience resounds high. 老酒鬼高举着魔法扩音器,力压全场的声音高高响起。 Well, how does that magic loudspeaker look familiar?! 咦,那个魔法扩音器怎么那么眼熟？！ Flips inventory, I depend immediately, yesterday evening stuffy in house bored, with practices the throat, possibly forgets to recycle, placed on the table conveniently, when actually did not know touching by this bastard. 翻了翻物品栏,我立刻靠了,昨天晚上闷在房子里无聊,拿出来练练嗓子,可能是忘记回收,随手放在了桌子上,竟然不知道什么时候被这个混蛋给摸掉了。 I conquer the universe artifact ahh ahh!! 我征服宇宙的神器啊啊啊啊啊！！ Suppresses is rushing recapturing impulsion, I use the vision of flaming combustion to look on the stage, so long as these fellows make what not proper matter, they must face, will be my Druid Wu Fan thunder will strike. 强忍着冲上去一把夺回的冲动,我用熊熊燃烧的目光看着台上,只要这些家伙一做出什么不正经的事情,他们所要面对的,将是我德鲁伊吴凡雷霆的一击。 Does not need to suspect their qualities, have the possibility very much seriously at this moment also at the discussion national affairs civil family affairs, the next moment got angry to play the northeast dance duet, this was their bad true characters is , was really does not relax. 不用怀疑他们的品质,很有可能这一刻还一本正经的在讨论国事民事家事,下一刻就翻脸玩起了东北二人转,这就是他们恶劣的根性所在,真是一刻也放松不得。 „Very good, then makes us take this as the premise, a discussion outcome.” “很好,那么就让我们以此为前提,讨论一个究竟吧。” Is enjoying the power and prestige of being a focus of public attention, sound of letting success go to the head this old drunkard with concealing, sleek/moist sleek/moist throat , to continue to say. 享受着万众瞩目的威风,这老酒鬼用掩饰不住的得意忘形的声音,润润嗓子,继续说道。 „That Druid Wu Fan that first, in your mouth said that is the elder of our alliance, perhaps although in each other position in clan, was unable to be coordinated with your queen your highness, but you also know, the big elders of our alliance were Lady Akara, the elder are under the big elder the highest position.” “首先,你们口中所说的那个德鲁伊吴凡,是我们联盟的长老,虽然在彼此族内的地位上,或许还不能和你们的女王殿下对等,但是你们也知道,我们联盟的大长老是阿卡拉大人,长老已经是大长老之下最高的位置了。” Under the gazes of innumerable both eyes light, old drunkard mouth was saying does not seem like can say from her mouth, has the rational lines,...... 在无数双目光的注视下,老酒鬼嘴巴里说着一些不像是能从她口中说出的,颇具有条理性的台词,难道说…… Instantaneously, I think a possibility, right, definitely is Cain is also involved, otherwise, the old drunkard is not possible to ponder this rhythmical lines. 瞬间,我想到了一个可能性,没错了,肯定是凯恩也参与其中,不然的话,老酒鬼是绝不可能思考出这种有板有眼的台词。 Afterwards, the following elf also resounded one piece to talk in whispers, even such as „the structure of original alliance was this” and so on lines, can hear occasionally. 完了以后,下面的精灵也响起了一片窃窃私语,甚至诸如“原来联盟的结构是这样啊”之类的台词,也偶尔能够听见。 Without the means that the elf clan said that the point of pleasant to hear is an artist, said that the coarse point is in the family/home squats, the ordinary elf, especially does not like gathering at such as the bar the place that made noise chats to chat, because also occupies the scattered reason, what they to the outside world is not understood very much, only knows energy leader big elder Yalan Delane in own clan also has wise supernatural might queen your highness, even to the semblance of human, before two clans contact, concept quite fuzzy. 没办法,精灵族说好听点是艺术家,说难听点是家里蹲,普通的精灵,并不是特别喜欢聚集在如酒吧等喧闹的地方聊天侃大山,也因为居住分散的原因,他们对外界的并不是很了解,只知道自己族里的精神领袖大长老雅兰德兰还有英明神武的女王殿下,甚至对人类的外表,在两族接触之前,概念都相当的模糊。 „Naturally, the position of his elder is without a doubt, eight years had been appointed, absolutely are not because must marry with your queens decided hastily, naturally, if you hope this, must trade one is not possible, our alliance did not mind that appoints an elder again, marries with your queen your highness.” “当然,他这个长老的位置是毋庸置疑的,八年就已经被任命,绝对不是因为要和你们的女王陛下联姻才仓促决定,当然,如果你们希望这样,非要换一个不可的话,我们联盟也不介意再任命一个长老,和你们的女王殿下联姻。” „This is not good!” “这样可不行！” „ Right, right, this is insulting queen your highness simply!! „ “对,对,这简直就是在侮辱女王殿下！！“ Really, the elves public sentiment was roused to action, is really some easily instigated naive fellows. 果然,精灵们群情激奋了,真是些容易被挑拨的天真家伙。 „, Besides this Druid Wu Fan, not to have other elders? At least is can wholehearted treatment and wedding of queen your highness, rather than such color Wolf!” “难道说,除了这个德鲁伊吴凡以外,就没有其他长老了？至少是个能一心一意的对待和女王殿下的婚事,而不是这样的色狼！” In the crowd, the unharmonious sound appears again, words saying, what with the first destruction atmosphere is the same person, listens to that tone, although changed the melody intentionally, but can listen is the same person right. 人群之中,不和谐的声音再次出现,话说,和第一次破坏气氛的是同一个人是吧,听那语气,虽然故意变了调子,但还是能听出是同一个人没错。 I felt, quite strong plot aura is filling the air in the sky of this square. 我感觉到了,相当浓重的阴谋气息正弥漫在这个广场的上空。 „Right, right, couldn't your human have put out the candidate?” “对对,没错,难道你们人类已经拿不出好人选了吗？” „adventurer alliance such skill?” “冒险者联盟就这么点本事吗？” Always this unharmonious sound, can provoke the elves flammable, in a flash, protests again continuously. 这把不和谐的声音,总是能挑起精灵们的易燃点,一瞬间,抗议声再次此起彼伏。 „That side fool ~ ~!!” “那边的笨蛋~~！！” An old drunkard sharp roar, blows all sounds immediately, along with the hand is pointing at a elf that takes the lead to protest, said loudly. 老酒鬼一把尖锐的吼声,立刻将所有声音镇住,随手指着一名带头抗议的精灵,大声说道。 „You believe, talent like your queen your highness, is the green vegetables on avenue, casual can meet?” “你认为,像你们女王殿下这样的天才,是大街上的青菜,随便都能遇到吗？” „Of course not, queen your highness is the forest goddess grants our hope, even ten thousand years, 100,000 years, will not present one.” “当然不是,女王殿下是森林女神赐予我们的希望,就算是万年,十万年,也不会出现一个。” The queen fans of this suitable fervor, replied like this loudly. 这位相当激情的女王粉丝,这样大声回答道。 „This, our here alliance is also and that's the end same, was known as that in history alliance youngest elder, you think that casual can work as the fool, that is also 100,000 years rare silly...... cough cough...... that.” “这就是了嘛,我们这边联盟也一样,号称史上联盟最年轻的长老,你以为随随便便都能当吗傻瓜,那也是十万年难得一遇的傻……咳咳……那个呀。” Well ——? Well well ——?!! 咦——？咦咦——？！！ Just old drunkard, as if some phrase forcefully swallowing down, is my misconception? And 【That】 Is which? 【That】 Actually is what meaning?! Gives me to explain well clearly...... not, do not explain, do not explain that bastard, why won't I be able to bear want tears streaming down the face? 刚刚老酒鬼,似乎将某个字眼硬生生的给吞下去了,是我的错觉吗？而且【那个】是哪个？【那个】究竟是什么意思？！给我好好解释清楚……不,还是别解释好了,别解释好了混蛋,为什么我会忍不住想泪流满面呢？ „Naturally, young throughout is few one point of experience, compared with the elders of our these older generations, the fellow has a big section disparity.” Coughs several, the old drunkard continues to say. “当然,年轻始终是少一分经验,比起我们这些老一辈的长老,那家伙还是有一大段差距的。”咳嗽几声,老酒鬼继续说道。 No, I believe that although indeed is unable to place on a par with Akara and Cain these elders, even is miser Fara, although character bad a point, because of liked also making the great contribution to the alliance personally, energy that night and day studied, made me feel ashamed of one's inferiority. 不,我个人认为,虽然的确无法和阿卡拉、凯恩这些长老相提并论,甚至是吝啬鬼法拉,虽然性格恶劣了一点,但是因个人爱好同时也对联盟做出了巨大贡献的,日以继夜研究的精神,也让我自愧不如。 Regarding the old drunkard you, I have a little superiority feeling as elder only in inside. Most did not have the qualifications to say you of these words saying that insensitivity that even if the attack of that even Baal can resist, still this/should slightly red. 惟独对于老酒鬼你,我还是有那么一点作为长老的优越感在里面。最没有资格说出这句话的你却偏偏说了出来,就算是那张连巴尔的攻击都能抵挡下来的厚脸皮,也该稍稍红一下了吧。 While I when the innermost feelings are directing complaining secretly, proper good some time old drunkard and short winter melon, exposed them at this kind of time root finally as the evil, the true colors of first ancestor of disaster. 正当我在内心暗自导演着吐槽的时候,正经了好一段时间的老酒鬼和矮冬瓜,在这种时候终于暴露出了她们身为罪恶之根源,祸乱之始祖的真面目。 „But was a pity very much, can match with your elf queen in age, only then boy, said......” “但是很可惜,在年龄方面能够和你们精灵女王相匹配的,只有那小子一个了,还是说……” Till this, the tone and expression of old drunkard, are very normal, however in the next moment, they lets present everyone to realize that what is the natural disposition exposes, what is the situation racing under. 到这句为止,老酒鬼的口吻和表情,都还是挺正常的,然而在下一刻,她们就让在场所有人认识到了什么叫本性暴露,什么叫形势急转而下。 „Said, you are willing to let your queen your highness, marries with this abnormal old man?” “还是说,你们愿意让你们的女王殿下,和这种变态老头联姻吗？” It seems like with the biggest voice, roars these words, at this time, has hidden in secretly the old winter melon, is coordinating the old drunkard at the right moment, goes forward one step, holds up items in hand high. 似乎是用平生最大的嗓门,将这句话吼出来,这时候,一直躲在幕后老冬瓜,也适时的配合着老酒鬼,上前一步,将手中的物品高高举起。 In his hand picks up high, is a memory crystal. 他手上高高托起的,是一块记忆水晶。 Then, in vision that everyone has doubts, the memory crystal erupts the ray, a clear image projects from inside. 然后,在所有人疑惑的目光中,记忆水晶爆发出光芒,一段清晰的影像从里面投射出来。 In the image, wears magic few women's wear, reveals the thin bone lin lin thigh and leg wool Fara, with his pair of withered and yellow expert, is rotating one heart-shaped magic wand that has the lovable young girl aura, because the experiment explodes, but never has long too long white beard, was being decorated by a pink satin ribbon butterfly knot, without the hair of remaining many roots combs tiny braids, then grips very complex day female hairstyle. 影像之中,身穿魔法少女装,露出瘦骨嶙嶙的大腿和腿毛的法拉,用他那双枯黄的老手,转动着一把带着可爱少女气息的心形魔杖,那因为实验爆炸而从来没有长太长的白胡子,被一个粉红色的缎带蝴蝶结装饰着,没剩下多少根的头发梳成一根根细小的辫子,然后扎成十分复杂的天女发型。 Takes the background by the flowers that the innumerable colored meteors and bloom beautifully, such as is appearance Fara is rotating the magic wand, while the light and lively rotation the circle, in the mouth is mumbling. 以无数彩色的流星和妖艳绽放的花朵作为背景,如是打扮的法拉一边转动着魔杖,一边轻灵的转动着圈子,口中念念有词。 „shapeshift, MIRARUKU , KIRARUKU , GYOGYOGYOGYO......, most liked the fish.” “变身,MIRARUKU,KIRARUKU,GYOGYOGYOGYO……,最喜欢鱼了。” „Pū —— —— ——!!” “噗——————！！” Suddenly, the innumerable say/way bursting out laughing sound links up into a single stretch, if after the present is the food , the time, the entire square had perhaps turned into vast ocean of one food debrises. 一刹那间,无数道喷饭声连成一片,如果现在是饭后时间的话,恐怕整个广场已经变成了一片食物残渣的汪洋大海。 Not...... embarrassed, although a little loses complains the face countenance of emperor, but please tell me, actually should where complain is good, actually I should where complain am good. 不……不好意思,虽然有点丢吐槽帝的颜面,但是请告诉我,究竟该从哪里吐槽才好,我究竟该从哪里吐槽才好。 „Even if you asked like this my I do not know, but also is able to discriminate cries ~ ~!!” “就算你这样问我我也不知道啊,还有别哭呀~~！！” Was grabbed the shoulder is shaking back and forth the small fox by me, the expression on face is subtle extremely, that is one type is between in the shock and nausea and laughs embarrassed with, very complex sentiment. 被我抓着肩膀来回摇动着的小狐狸,脸上的表情微妙万分,那是一种介乎于震惊和恶心和爆笑和困窘的,十分复杂的感情。 Not is right, this video......, cough cough, the content in this memory crystal, did not have the issue. 不对不对,这段视频……不,咳咳,这段记忆水晶里的内容,太有问题了。 Is using the expression of delay, looks to stage memory crystal abnormal Fara on of wear magical girl clothing, after completing the hilarious shapeshift movement, the index finger and middle finger assume the font to flash on the corner of the eye horizontally, make a beautiful young girl sparking movement, causes the innumerable bursting out laughing sounds to have at the same time mouth middle course again „the adventurer alliance, welcome your joining zealously, here has the most lovable beautiful young girl to wait for you to save”, then a thrown kiss, causes the innumerable bursting out laughing sounds for the third time. 用着呆滞的表情,看向台上的记忆水晶里的穿着魔法少女服装的变态法拉,在做完令人喷饭的变身动作以后,食指和中指呈字型横着在眼角上一闪,做出一个美少女闪亮的动作,再次引得无数喷饭声响起的同时口中道“冒险者联盟,热忱欢迎您的加入,我们这里有最可爱的美少女在等待着你来拯救哦”的,然后一个飞吻,第三次引起无数喷饭声。 At the same time looks, my brain revolves high-speed. 一边看着,我的大脑高速运转。 Even Old Man Fara is abnormal, is impossible to make this type of thing, thinks carefully, thinks carefully, this memory crystal a little does look familiar? 就算法拉老头再怎么变态,也不可能做出这种玩意,仔细想想,仔细想想,这段记忆水晶是不是有点眼熟呢？ „wū meow ~ ~!!” “呜喵~~！！” At this moment, in usually detected almost impossible calling out in grief that brought to my attention, no, brings to the attention, rather exposed the final that matter dense fog of innermost feelings, making me say „truth only has one” the impulsion immediately. 就在这时,一声在平时几乎不可能察觉到的悲鸣,引起了我的注意,不,与其说引起注意,不如说是揭破了内心的最后那层迷雾,让我顿时有说出“真相只有一个”的冲动。 Across hundred meters crowd, approaches toward the place of acoustic source, really saw this little false mother, is right, such big magnificent ceremony, she does not come to be extraordinary, but when she comes, why came not to come to look for me, looked to stand in her nearby Ouna, I understood. 穿过百米的人群,往声源的地方靠近,果然看到了菲妮这只小伪娘,也对,这么大的盛典,她不来才出奇呢,只是她是什么时候来的,为什么来了没有过来找我,一看站在她旁边的欧娜,我就明白了。 However, these are unimportant, more importantly truth...... 然而,这些都不重要,重要的是真相…… „Meow ~, isn't this movement that couple days ago that red hair malicious ghost compelled me to make meow?” “喵~,这不是前几天那个红发恶鬼逼着我做的动作喵？” poor|Fei has not noticed my nearness closely, the vision looks on the stage, exclaims with the inconceivable tone. 菲妮没有注意到我的靠近,目光紧紧的看着台上,用不可思议的语气惊叹道。 Really without wrong, I said that this movement and shapeshift lines look familiar, isn't I teaches that? This is the plagiarism of red fruits the bastard!! 果然没有错,我说这段动作和变身台词怎么那么眼熟,不就是我教菲妮的那一段吗？这是红果果的抄袭呀混蛋！！ „Well well?!!” “咦咦咦？！！” At this time, another side also resounded the familiar whoa, light/only listens to inside vigor density, knows that is that energy forever the abundant Tiya little girl round. 就在这时候,另外一边也响起了熟悉的惊叹声,光听里面的活力浓度,就知道是那个精力永远充沛的蒂亚小丫头发出来的。 „What's the matter?” “怎么回事？” Makes noise to ask in her nearby Beja little girl. 在她旁边的贝雅小丫头出声问道。 „Yesterday the Kashya elder made me add to the above image an old person appearance, originally was such matter.” “昨天卡夏长老让我将一个老人模样加到上面的影像上面,原来就是这么回事呀。” Tiya is a little slightly puzzled, as if knows oneself handle the matter that quite helped a tyrant do evil. 蒂亚稍稍有点困惑,似乎知道自己做了一件相当助纣为虐的事情。 Originally is this, if as magic race, and a Horadric clan little princess who obtains the soul magic inheritance, this matter indeed possibly accomplishes. 原来是这样,如果是身为魔法种族,且获得灵魂魔法传承的赫拉迪克一族小公主,这种事情的确可能办到。 Too fearful, was really fearful, has not thought in Dark Continent, can see the technology of this artifact level unexpectedly, what the old drunkard was perhaps accidental was an ideological liberator. 太可怕了,真是太可怕了,没想到在暗黑大陆,竟然也能看到这种神器级的技术,老酒鬼说不定意外的是一名思想解放者呀。 However, now does not seem to care about this time. 不过,现在似乎并不是在意这个的时候。 At this time, remembers finally the content in crystal broadcast, the destruction that pure white memory crystal as if could not withstand, after completing own mission turned into one pile of powder, the old drunkard complacent voice is presenting again all spurts spurted again, presented in an absent-minded condition people ear to resound. 这时候,总算将记忆水晶里的内容播放完毕,那颗洁白的记忆水晶似乎也承受不了的破坏,在完成自己的使命以后化成了一堆粉末,老酒鬼得意洋洋的声音再次在在场所有喷了再喷,呈现出一副失神状态的众人耳中响起。 „What kind of, makes your queen your highness marry this bad old man to be inadequate, such comparison words, the Wu boy is good.” “怎么样,难道让你们的女王殿下嫁给这种糟老头不成,这样一比较的话,吴小子还算不错吧。” Not is only good, that is simply perfect, looks at the elves that awakens suddenly, facial expression of fear and approval that on the face reveals, I complained again. 岂止是不错,那简直就是完美,看着骤然惊醒的精灵们,脸上纷纷露出的恐惧和认同的神情,我再次吐槽。 „Finally, is importantly, perhaps many people have not known, the Wu boy is actually another of continent twin stars, therefore from this looks like, he can definitely can be joined to your queen your highness.” “最后一点,也是最重要一点,很多人或许还不知道,吴小子其实就是大陆双子星的另外一位,所以从这一看来,他完全可以配得上你们的女王殿下。” Too, said these words late earlier does not become? You are intentional, wants to infiltrate the abyss Fara intentionally!! 太迟了,早点将这句话说出来不就成了？你们是故意的吧,是故意想要将法拉打入万丈深渊吧！！ * * Quite sultry, is quite lonely, without power ~~ 好闷热,好冷清,没动力~~