**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Misjudged.” “失算了。” „Lost the garlic?” I looked at Akara one of the sighing curiously, is busy at work to the kitchen, yesterday was later than the old age touring party comes back puppy dog Valise to call out. “失蒜了？”我好奇看了叹气的阿卡拉一眼,冲着厨房里忙活着的,昨天比老年观光团晚一些回来小狗狗维拉丝叫道。 „Valise, on several garlic to Grandma Akara , comes one bowl of cooked meat surface again, especially big bowl.” “维拉丝,给阿卡拉奶奶上几头蒜,哦,再来一碗卤肉面,特大碗。” „dear Wu, do you want to play the word game with my old woman?” Akara cannot bear say with a smile. “亲爱的吴,你是想跟我这个老婆子玩文字游戏吗？”阿卡拉忍不住笑道。 „Where where, but really very few saw your such deep sigh implored short, even said this words, felt lost the garlic the possibility was bigger.” “哪里哪里,只不过是实在很少见到你这么长叹短吁,甚至说出这种话,感觉失蒜了的可能性更大些而已。” „Person does not have the complete human, I have mistake time, even is regular.” “人无完人,我也有出错的时候,甚至是经常性的。” „This...... you have not instead misjudged in my eyes.” “这个嘛……反正在我眼里你没失算过。” „That may really be lucky you think highly, today the first time was saw.” “那可真是多亏了你看得起,今天算是第一次见到了。” „What therefore to misjudge in the final analysis?” “所以说到底失算了什么？” „Making an effort is too fierce.” Akara sends out a deep sigh again. “用力太猛了。”阿卡拉再次发出一声长叹。 „Dodged to the waist?” “闪到腰了？” Actually yesterday looks Akara in mirror stands on the bow, an abandoning walking stick stiff waist downward finger/refers that the spirit flies upwards, I somewhat am worried about this, you said that your was so old body is not good, the set in other student soap opera, the walking stick was not easy-to-use I to trade the root to you newly and that's the end. 其实昨天看着镜子里的阿卡拉站在船头上,意气飞扬的扔下拐杖挺直腰身往下一指,我心里就有些担心这个,你说你年纪那么大了身子骨也不好,就别学人电视剧上的这一套,拐杖不好用我给你换根新的就是了。 „If flashed the waist to be good, asking Ellis an healing technique to cure.” “如果只是闪到腰的话就好了,叫爱丽丝一个治疗术就能治好。” „Hi, this matter you ask pair of child princess they to govern are better, is not I do not give up the small spirit, her other credible, is the healing technique she is a little not good, this saying you may not tell her.” “嗨,这事你找双子公主她们治更好,不是我舍不得小幽灵,她别的都靠谱,就是治疗术她有点不行,这话你可千万别告诉她。” I said inadvertently for a while, intense looking around in all directions, for fear that the small spirit half-asleep partly awoke to hear these words. 我一时说漏嘴,紧张的四处张望,生怕小幽灵半睡半醒听到这番话。 The Holy See mountain has not had the response that anything vibrates and so on luckily, should be the deepness that the small spirit rests, has not peeped in secret, making me relax slightly. 幸好教廷山没发生什么抖动之类的反应,应该是小幽灵睡的深沉,没有暗中偷窥,让我稍微松了口气。 heavens testified, I may not have in the black small spirit, her healing technique really only added skill point(s), because the reason of skill tree system has to add, treated level to depend entirely on equipment to promote forcefully, but also never practiced to optimize. On for treating the ability, really uncertain ratio has resulted in Ruth. 老天作证,我可没有在黑小幽灵,她的治疗术真的只加了一个技能点,还是因为技能树体系的缘故不得不加,治疗等级全靠装备强行提升上去,还从未练习优化过。论治疗能力,真不一定比得过西露丝艾柯露。 Arrived explodes the ability of head the enemy with the book of pastor, 10,000 times continued compared with other pastors. 到是用牧师之书将敌人爆头的能力,比其他牧师强了一万倍不止。 Now her weapon is not book of the young pastor, leveled up, is opening Holy See mountain Zhuangren directly. 哦,现在她的武器已经不是小小一本牧师之书了,升级了,是直接开着教廷山撞人了。 „cough cough, Grandma Akara, Big Brother Wu, looking at you more pulled is farther.” Nearby Lina coughs lightly, preventing my innermost feelings on making the dead path increasingly estranged. “咳咳,阿卡拉奶奶,吴大哥,瞧你们越扯越远了。”旁边的琳娅轻咳一声,阻止了我的内心在作死道路上渐行渐远。 Do not think Ellis unable to hear, has the fishing law enforcement listened? You soon wrote complaining on face including Big Brother Wu a moment ago, perhaps already in small book. 别以为爱丽丝听不到,钓鱼执法听过没？包括吴大哥你刚才快要写在脸上的吐槽,说不定都已经记在了小本本上。 „Said is also, where speaking was coming a moment ago , is to make an effort excessively fiercely.” Akara coordination taps the head, answered. “说的也是,刚才说到哪里来着,哦,是用力过猛。”阿卡拉配合的一拍脑袋,重新解释道。 „I meant, yesterday's Holy See mountain visit, stimulated to these head of the clan is somewhat oversized.” “我的意思是说,昨天的教廷山参观,对那些族长们刺激有些过大了。” „How a big law, is not for this purpose, can shake their one?” My energy inspires, felt that Akara sold that long climax, finally must make known. “怎么个大法,本来不就是为了这个目的,要震他们一下么？”我精神一振,感觉阿卡拉卖了那么久的关子,终于要揭晓了。 „Looked at Wu you saying that my old woman personality was so bad, but wants to make the major head of the clan have a clear cognition to the Holy See mountain nowadays strength, may never think made them be frightened.” Akara said cheerfully the words that some smelly is not concerned about face, then also sigh. “瞧吴你说的,我这个老婆子性格有那么恶劣么,只是想让各大族长们对教廷山现今的实力有个清晰认知,可从未想过让他们受到惊吓。”阿卡拉乐呵呵的说了些臭不要脸的话,接着又叹了一口气。 „After finally, these head of the clan visit, energy some were not right.” “结果呢,这些族长们参观过后,精神就有些不大对劲了。” „Perhaps is frightened excessively, slowly good.” “或许是受惊过度,缓缓就好。” „If were this were good, strange blamed not being pure in everyone's ideological you.” “如果是这样就好了,怪就怪在大家的思想没有你那么单纯。” „......” “……” Is my misconception? Always thought that Akara this is visibly dark is complaining me simpleminded. 是我的错觉么？总觉得阿卡拉这是在明着暗着吐槽我头脑简单。 „How not pure law?” “怎么个不单纯法？” „Received stimulation is too big, causing them not to have the means rational idea, although clear(ly) knew not possibly, actually could not bear suspect that the Holy See mountain and Hell colluded with anything in secret.” “受到的刺激太大,导致他们没办法理性思考,虽然明知道不可能,却忍不住怀疑教廷山和地狱暗中勾结什么的。” „Hey, this idea also went too far, If nothing else, the villagers in Lesser Evil village, even in the Lesser Evil army, how many should also have in some families to walk, if really and Hell spawn colluded, can hide the truth from them?” “喂喂,这种想法也太过分了吧,别的不说,魔王村的村民,甚至魔王军里,多少也应该有一些家族里走出来的,若是真的和地狱一族勾结,难道还能瞒得过他们？” „Therefore I explained that knows is impossible actually unable to bear thinks, their reason received excessively frighten have become overly suspicious and fearful.” “所以我才说明知道不可能却忍不住这么想,他们的理智受到过度惊吓已经变得疑神疑鬼了。” „Making an effort fiercely is this meaning?” “用力过猛就是这个意思么？” „Right, even some young people produced strange illusion —— possibly to have so many monster to join us, is it possible that was actually human also Hell one? Therefore can obtain the approvals of these monster?” “没错,甚至还有小部分人产生了奇怪的幻觉——怎么可能有那么多怪物加入我们,莫非其实人类也是地狱的一员？所以才能得到这些怪物的认可？” This was more exaggerating, caught up with the foot quickly becomes retarded, the position of head of the clan changed players a bit faster quite well. 这个就更夸张了,赶脚快成弱智了,族长之位还是快点换人比较好。 „Actually could not blame them, feeling for others, if changes into us, where also very to went.” “其实也怪不了他们,将心比心,如果是换成我们,也好不到哪去。” This you were too modest, changes into me also almost. 这您就太自谦了,换成我还差不多。 Thinks carefully, feeling for others, if before, let alone is too long, just started the Holy See mountain time, four years ago, some people told me, I within five years can break through to the four wings boundary, withered abyss six Prime Evil, command over a million monster army. 仔细想一想,将心比心,如果是以前,别说太久吧,就刚入手教廷山的时候,四年前,有人告诉我,我不出五年之内能突破到四翼境界,干死深渊六魔神,号令上百万怪物大军。 You guess me such, what to do can I also? Even Rogue third parsimonious, at this time must endure suffering to pull out a bag gem, establishes the Dark Continent first energy specialized hospital, welcomed the first patient to move. 你猜我会这么着,我还能怎么办？就算是罗格第三吝啬,这时候也得忍痛掏出一袋子宝石,建立暗黑大陆第一所精神病院,喜迎第一名病人入住呀。 After all, even if the opposite party brain is sick, that still to flatter me exposes, must shoulder the responsibility. 毕竟,就算对方脑子有病,那也是为了吹捧我才暴露出来,总得负起责任是不是。 My this anti- prison vanguard, fashion cape male, when necessary grasping, even made the fight first line latest development, in addition is such response, let alone these had been persecuted dozens years by Hell spawn, has formed being killed paranoea, the ideological deep-rooted senior head of the clan. 我这个抗狱急先锋,时尚潮流斗篷男,随时掌握着,甚至制造了战斗第一线的最新动态,尚且是这样的反应,就更别说这些已经被地狱一族迫害了好几十年,早已经形成被害妄想症,思想根深蒂固的老族长了。 Was punched by Hell fat for over ten thousand years, are we possibly victorious Hell? Can continue Gou life/command to be good, what? Strength became stronger of alliance? That may really be good, can Gou Minggou was more comfortable. 被地狱胖揍了上万年,我们怎么可能打得过地狱？能继续苟命就不错了,什么？联盟的实力变强了？那可真是太好了,能苟命苟的更舒服些了。 What? Has the opportunity to defeat Hell? Even also incorporated invincible enemy —— Hell monster to take alliance strength? Does the plan counterattack Hell by this? 什么？有机会打败地狱？甚至还收编了不可战胜的敌人——地狱怪物作为联盟力量？打算以此反制地狱？ Is it possible that could my Great Qin be saved?! 莫非,我大秦有救了？！ I, Qin Shi Huang, the burial figures of warriors and horses conceals gold/metal, cannot afford the admission ticket, takes up a collection! 我,秦始皇,兵马俑藏金,买不起门票,打钱！ Then the thought gradually became strange. 然后思想就逐渐变得奇怪起来了。 Roughly is such chemical reaction, my some can understand that these head of the clan one after another worldly person, why suddenly will change mental handicap, this person, will be astute, the story will be rich, the thought on the contrary will be sometimes more stubborn, will be inferior to the average person. 大致上是这么个化学反应吧,我有些能理解那些族长一个个人精似的,为什么会忽然变智障了,这人呀,越是精明,阅历越是丰富,有时思想反倒越顽固,甚至不如普通人。 The average person anything thought that my intelligence quotient this, could not understand the matter that are too many, accepts forcefully well. 普通人啥思想,我智商就这样,理解不了的事情太多,强行接受就好。 The smart person anything thought that my intelligence quotient is high, the mentality is elegant, cannot explain the matter that is unable to accept absolutely. 聪明人啥思想,我智商高,思路清奇,解释不了的事情绝对无法接受。 energy that although suspects is more valuable, but this was unscientific also the world of non- magic, cannot explain, could not understand the matter that sometimes happened, let alone you, compel including my litigant also face ignorant. 虽然怀疑的精神更可贵,但这本来就是个既不科学也不魔法的世界,解释不了,理解不了的事情时有发生,别说你们,连我这个当事人还一脸懵逼呢。 Returns to the proper topic, I am staring at Akara, always felt that runs my family to complain especially grumbles, this is not a bit like her attitude greatly, the big elder will usually not do not studiously. 言归正传,我盯着阿卡拉,总感觉特地跑来我家抱怨吐苦水,这有点不大像她的作风,大长老阁下素来不会做无用功。 The person aggressive statement are not many, the words many people are more ruthless, is the Akara true colors. 人狠话不多,话多人更狠,才是阿卡拉的真面目。 „dear Wu.” Detected that my vision, knows Akara that cannot hide the truth from, shows a gentler smile: „I not careful screwed up the matter.” “亲爱的吴。”察觉到我的目光,知道瞒不过去的阿卡拉,露出更加慈祥的笑容:“我不小心把事情搞砸了。” „Ehm, therefore?” I step back slightly, looked at the front door, opening, very good. “嗯啊,所以呢？”我微微退后一步,看了看大门,敞着,很好。 „Fortunately can also save.” “所幸还能挽救一下。” „I thought that does not need to rescue, sends back them earlier quite well.” “我觉得已经不需要抢救了,还是早点把他们送回去比较好。” „Now, we must let revere honored guest people frightened, sobers.” Akara disregards my shirking , to continue to say. “现在,我们必须让受惊的尊贵客人们,重新清醒过来。”阿卡拉无视我的推脱,继续说道。 „Must let their clear realizing, Angel, sea clan, strength of big dragon, although is strong, regardless of they are also good, the monster regiment is also good, in front of four wings boundary strength, share that only then the little darling submits.” “得让他们清晰的意识到,天使,海族,巨龙的力量虽强,但是无论它们也好,怪物军团也好,在四翼境界的力量面前,都只有乖乖臣服的份。” „I thought that the big dragon will not submit to strength of trivial four wings rank.” Also can complain by this time calmly, worthily is I, Diablo first complained the emperor. “我觉得巨龙不会臣服于区区四翼级别的力量。”到了这个时候还能冷静吐槽,不愧是我,暗黑第一吐槽帝。 Then the issue came, why will the big dragon stand here? 那么问题来了,为什么巨龙会站在这里呢？ „Therefore dear Wu, must you arrive.” “所以亲爱的吴,必须你登场了。” I said that you to listen to the logical expression! Said I had been removed from human?! 我说你到是听听人话呀！还是说我已经被从人类中除名？！ „Does not have the issue.” I quite complied simply. “没问题。”我相当干脆的答应了。 „Originally Lina has also told me, obtains surface move of entertaining a guest people to me finally.” “本来琳娅也跟我说过,到最后我还是得出面招待客人们的。” „Does not act, arrives.” Akara corrected my wrong terminology. “不是出面,是登场。”阿卡拉纠正了我的错误用语。 „What difference do both have?” My face moe newly. “两者有啥不同？”我一脸萌新。 „Arriving appears is more grand,...... is imposing.” “登场显得更隆重些,更……威风些。” „Meaning wants me to use more grand, imposing arrival way.” “意思是要我用更隆重,更威风的登场方式。” Nod that Akara smiles, a being a promising young man gratified expression: „I hope that you can make them feel to take alliance's first, is only the one by one four wings powerhouse, even restarted the silver age, broke destiny Bind the child of destiny, that imposing manner, strength!” 阿卡拉笑眯眯的点着头,一副孺子可教的欣慰表情:“我希望你能让他们感受到作为联盟第一个,也是唯一一个四翼强者,更甚至乎是重启了白银时代,打破了命运束缚的天命之子,那股气势,实力！” „Said goodbye.” I charge into the front door that opens, that luminous, is I gets rid of the hope of dark Bind. “告辞。”我冲向敞开的大门,那光亮,就是我摆脱黑暗束缚的希望。 Finally at present one dark, the front surface and anything hit to be off their feet. 结果眼前一暗,迎面和什么撞了个人仰马翻。 „Hurts, your bastard, hurriedly what misdemeanor wants to do?” By me was knocked down, presses the small fox under body, is covering the flood red forehead, the beautiful eye circle stares. “疼疼疼,你这坏蛋,急匆匆的又想去做什么坏事？”被我扑倒在地,压在身下的小狐狸,捂着泛红额头,美目圆瞪。 You are, why appears at this critical moment, are you 25 young who Akara sends?! 你才是,为什么在这种关键时刻出现,难道你就是阿卡拉派来的二五仔？！ „Big color hasn't Wolf, gotten up a bit faster?!” Discovered that the body posture a little feels ashamed, most essential was also surrounded by everyone, the small fox did not wait for me to respond, is the same just like the cat that the water made, left. “大色狼,还不快点起来？！”发现体位有点羞人,最关键是还被大家围观了,小狐狸不等我有所反应,宛如水做的猫一样,一个哧溜就抽身出来。 Under body, but also threw the street in me of being in a daze decisively. 身下一空,还在发愣的我果断扑街了。 „Snort, surely does not have to think what good deed, perhaps is intentionally, is really the natural disposition does not change.” Sees my color to narrow the eyes(?) The expression, the small fox blushes. “哼,肯定没在想什么好事,说不定是故意的,真是本性不改。”见我一副色眯眯(？)的表情,小狐狸更是脸红。 Under big crowd of people, highly improper, cannot wait till...... the evening is not good in the evening! Today the fox did not have the big buttocks greatly ominous trillion is not loli personality is not gentle is really also sorry! 大庭广众之下的,成何体统,就不能等到晚上……晚上也不行！本天狐没有大屁股大凶之兆又不是萝莉性格也不温柔还真是抱歉了！