ROD :: Volume #35

#3412: I knock moe


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „The respectable guest from Dark Continent, I on behalf of the Lesser Evil army monster regiment, welcome presence.” Twin tails well-mannered takes off the high ceremonial hat, bows slightly, to old age touring party line by graceful and standard aristocrat ritual. “来自暗黑大陆的尊敬客人,我谨代表魔王怪物军团,欢迎诸位的光临。”双尾彬彬有礼的脱下高礼帽,微微躬身,向老年观光团行以优雅而标准的贵族礼。 Sees the twin tails affection, the old age touring party eye one bright, this set of they understand, rather, this set is the domain that they excel at! 看到双尾的作态,老年观光团眼睛一亮,这一套他们懂,倒不如说,这一套是他们擅长的领域! Present twin tails immediately became kind, particularly in experiencing Angel, sea clan, and after baptism of big dragon . 眼前的双尾顿时就变得亲切起来了,尤其是在经历过天使,海族,以及巨龙的洗礼后。 The big dragon, to the opportunity that you raised the head, sea clan that politeness did not lose desolate welcome not to mention , was clearly aloof beside, being conscientious in discharging official duties dealt with, going through the motions of pushing someone take on a difficult job, the meaning meaning, to the face, as for was unknown to whom, in any case not to old age group including Akara. 巨龙就别提了,根本不给你抬头的机会,海族那礼貌而不失冷淡的迎接,分明也是拒人千里之外,公事公办的应付一下,勉为其难的走个过场,意思意思,给点面子,至于是给谁就不得而知了,反正不是给包括阿卡拉在内的老年团。 As for Angel, looks at a noble and pure stance of lifelong all people being equal, actually in bone proud very much, cannot have a liking for oneself this crowd to sway back and forth for many years in the bustling place, fights for power and profit, manipulates strategically, the thought has decayed utterly filthy human, how could been the major head of the clan of worldly person cannot look? 至于天使,看着一副终身人人平等的高洁姿态,其实骨子里骄傲的很,根本看不上自己这群在红尘里打滚多年,争权夺利,勾心斗角,思想早已经腐朽污秽不堪的人类,身为人精的各大族长岂能看不出来? But at present introduces oneself to call twin tails, Hell cat that holds an office in Lesser Evil army monster regiment vice- leader, was more interesting, without overbearing of big dragon, without the desolateness of sea clan, without the pride of Angel, was a cat is obviously strange, every action and every movement, every word and deed actually looked like human, lets warm feelings that they rediscovered and similar talk and laugh merrily. 而眼前自我介绍叫双尾,任职魔王怪物军团副首领的地狱猫,就有意思多了,没有巨龙的霸道,没有海族的冷淡,没有天使的骄傲,明明是一只猫怪,一举一动,一言一行却像极了人类,让他们找回了和同类谈笑风生的亲切感。 Or superiority feeling. 或者说优越感。 Has no way, in the face of another three big strong clans, even if the head of the clan of keeping aloof, base and low is the same like the ant, because completely own status obtains any special treatment, only when has facing the same clan suddenly remembers , oneself in any case is long of clan, the village is most imposing most has to compel burning of standard personally. 没法,在另外三大强族面前,哪怕是高高在上的族长,也卑微的如同蚂蚁一样,完全因为自己的身份获得任何特别待遇,唯有面对同族时才忽然想起,啊,自己好歹还是一族之长,全村最威风最有逼格的辣个人。 The twin tails gave this turning point, even talked to yearning of human civilization revealed that making the old age group eat the sapodilla plum to be the same probably, from the beginning as comfortable as foot, wished one could to discard the walking stick, the whole body swings. 双尾就给了这个契机了,甚至一路交谈中流露出的对人类文明的向往,让老年团像是吃了人参果一样,从头舒坦到脚,恨不得扔掉拐杖,全身摇摆起来。 Looks at the twin tails look, that is really more looks is kinder, in an instant seemed turned into one group of cat slaves, the impatient wanting to rub cat......, is to with twin tails to share itself life experience as elder. 看着双尾的眼神,那真是越看越亲切,转眼之间就好似变成了一群猫奴,迫不及待的要撸猫……啊不,是要和双尾分享自己身为长者的人生经验 In Angel, the sea clan, big dragon there broke to pieces a self-respect of place to be proud, as if closed in this moment. 天使,海族,巨龙那儿碎了一地的自尊骄傲,仿佛在这一刻又重新弥合起来。 Everyone wrongly accused Akara. 大家都错怪阿卡拉了。 Originally this last stand, cures the department unexpectedly, really by the civilians' body promotion alliance's first person of big elder, is worthily vigorous and resolute from time to time, the operation will of the people method of gentle breeze, was too from time to time excellent, does not refuse to accept good. 原来这最后一站,竟然是治愈系的,果然不愧是以平民之身晋升联盟第一人的大长老阁下,时而雷厉风行,时而微风拂面的操纵人心手段,太高超了,不服不行。 However...... thinks toward the proper aspect, twin tails takes vice- leader of monster regiment, can not be good? Although said that to as of human is not a little right, but twin tails lacked a point...... to lack a feeling of monster probably. 不过……往正经方面想一想,双尾作为怪物军团的副首领,会不会不大好?虽然这么说对身为人类的自己而言有点不对劲,但双尾身上好像缺了一点……缺了一点怪物的感觉。 Can such amiable cat, really command the entire monster regiment? 这样平易近人的猫,真的能统率整个怪物军团吗? Remembers that Akara has said that although the reputation of Angel sea clan and big dragon is very scary, but nowadays the Holy See mountain biggest battle efficiency, is actually these monster regiments. 记得阿卡拉可是说过,虽然天使海族和巨龙的名头很唬人,但现今教廷山最大的战斗力,其实是那些怪物军团。 Other three large clans have looked, strong does not make sense, particularly the big dragon, really resembles to walk equally dignifiedly from the myth willful, had the front in this powerful, can deeply realize that one type is similar to the disparity between god and mortal. 其他三大族已经看过了,强的不像话,尤其是巨龙,真似从神话里走出来一样威严恣意,在这等强大存在面前,能深深体会到一种类似于神与凡人之间的差距。 The big dragon takes to own feeling is so bright, Akara added, the battle efficiency of monster regiment, makes the person recollections handsome, clear(ly) knows that by the wisdom of opposite party, will not scatter this type to poke the broken lie, actually cannot bear the suspicion, should this saying not have the moisture content? Boasted to blow in a big way? 巨龙带给自己的感觉是如此鲜明,阿卡拉却还说,怪物军团的战斗力更甚,不禁让人浮想翩翩,明知道以对方的智慧,不会撒这种一戳即破的谎言,却还是忍不住怀疑,这话该不会有水分吧?吹牛吹大了吧? After seeing says vice- leader of monster regiment twin tails, although was at heart comfortable, the suspicion of innermost feelings is more intense. 等见到自称怪物军团的副首领双尾后,虽然心里舒坦了,内心的怀疑却更加强烈。 By the twin tails performance, seems fully does not conform to the status of vice- leader, did not say that monster does take the powerhouse as to revere? This cat...... gives everyone's feeling is very good, because of this, not big elephant very strong appearance? 以双尾的表现,好似完全不符合副首领的身份呀,不是说怪物以强者为尊吗?这只猫……给大家的感觉是很好,但正因为如此,不大像很强的样子啊? The expression of old person group will watch, the twin tails three petal cat lips narrow the eyes slightly, unrestrained to rub drew out the beard. 将老人团的表情看在眼里,双尾的三瓣猫唇微微一眯,情不自禁的撸起了胡须。 The old person group is patronizing instruction life experience, retrieves the human the superiority feeling, actually forgot twin tails is also an elder, moreover on the age was their ten times. 老人团光顾着传授人生经验,找回人类的优越感,却忘了双尾也是一名长者,而且就年龄来说是他们的十倍。 Moreover, it has had to do with gallon that old undying. 而且,它还是和加仑那种老不死打过交道的。 The psychology of old person group, it pondered over slightly guesses bits and pieces, has not actually exposed, as a true elder, regarding hitting the face this behavior, it had lost the interest. 老人团的心理,它稍微一琢磨就猜了个七七八八,却并未点破,作为一名真正的长者,对于打脸这种行为,它早已经失去了兴趣。 It yearns, was human accumulated ten thousand years of civilization and wisdom, but was not the old person group. 它所向往的,是人类积累了万年的文明和智慧,而并非老人团本身。 In the bone, twin tails has the pride of powerhouse, but it is old, the experience is broad, good of very hidden, Mr. even/including the group cannot look, only considered to meet a modest easy to learn cat to be strange. 骨子里,双尾还是有着强者的骄傲,但它年纪大,见识广,隐藏的很好,连老人团也没能看出来,只当是遇到了一只虚心好学的猫怪。 Said no matter how, on them has the thing that is worth studying, sells several points of face for the time being, but will see monster army, the surprised artificial tooth do not fall to be good, this is the trump card of Holy See mountain, but I, is the trump card...... vice- trump card. 嘛,不管怎么说,它们身上还是有值得学习的东西,就姑且卖几分面子吧,只不过等会看到怪物大军,可别惊讶的假牙都掉出来才好,这才是教廷山的王牌,而我,则是王牌的……副王牌。 Right, twin tails Sir.” “对了,双尾大人。” And an old person smiles, the benign countenance kindness calls said that although thought that twin tails possibly is a parallel import, but the water also affirmed again, this point self-knowledge had as length of the clan, the respectful designation of additional Sir not lost face. 其中一名老人笑眯眯,慈眉善目的亲切唤道,尽管觉得双尾可能是个水货,但再水也肯定比自己强,这一点自知之明作为一族之长还是有的,加个大人的敬称不算丢人。 Does not know that nowadays some monster regiment altogether how many battle efficiencies, whether to be able to inform?” “不知道现今怪物军团一共有多少战斗力,能否请您告知?” „Do you want to ask the Holy See mountain present monster army quantity?” to rub the twin tails of cat beard, the corner of the eye split vision was glancing Akara one, obtains nod that the opposite party slightly cannot be checked. “你是想问教廷山如今的怪物大军数量吗?”撸着猫胡须的双尾,眼角余光瞟了阿卡拉一眼,得到对方微不可查的点头。 Right, if naturally the Wu Fan elder told must keep secret, then did not say that are not related, I am only pure curious.” “没错,当然如果吴凡长老吩咐了要保密,那么不说也没关系,我只是单纯的好奇而已。” „, The boy to has not said the security, it is estimated that cannot hide the truth from the enemy, necessity that has not hidden the truth from the person on one's own side.” Twin tails is transferring the exquisite walking stick in hand lightly, after the ponder moment, opens the mouth to say. “哦,那小子到是没有说保密,估计也瞒不过敌人,就更没有瞒自己人的必要了。”双尾轻转着手中的小巧拐杖,沉思片刻后开口道。 Detailed quantity is still counting, monster quantity in unceasing increase, for example few days ago I had one batch to be willing to monster that the Holy See mountain gives loyalty.” “详细的数量还在统计,怪物的数量在不断增加中,比如说前些日子我就带回来了一批愿意向教廷山效忠的怪物。” Worthily is the twin tails Sir, the monster regiment can have today the scale, is your merit.” “不愧是双尾大人,想必怪物军团能有今日规模,都是您的功劳。” Do not say like this, if were heard to clutch my cat tail close to by that boy is not possible, his merit is bigger, about ten times that surrenders the monster quantity is I have to him , is going against the eighth Lesser Evil big reputation after all . Moreover the strength is placed in that in our fists is all.” “可别这样说,要是被那小子听到非得揪我的猫尾巴不可,他的功劳更大,向他投诚的怪物数量是我带回来的将近十倍,嘛,毕竟顶着第八魔王的大名头,而且实力摆在那,在我们这拳头就是一切。” So that's how it is, but the Wu Fan elder after all is the leader of Holy See mountain, on the monster regiment, is your merit is biggest.” This senior head of the clan mouth last time was also, gave obstinately forcefully twin tails selected a wave of to praise, you looked twin tails, on the mouth was saying overpraised, the tail flung very happy. “原来如此,不过吴凡长老毕竟是教廷山的首领,就怪物军团本身而言,还是您的功劳最大。”这位老族长嘴上功夫也是了得,愣是强行给双尾点了一波赞,你看双尾,嘴上说着过奖过奖,尾巴甩的挺欢。 Even the millenniums old cats, still like horse buttocks such thing, especially is free. 就算是千年的老猫,也是喜欢马屁这样东西的,尤其还是免费的。 „, Does not know how many monster the twin tails Sir the innertube did come back days before?” “那么,不知道双尾大人前些日子带回来了多少怪物呢?” „, Also 60,000-70,000.” “哦,也就60,000-70,000吧。” „......” “……” Old person group that talked in whispers, seemed selected stopped broadcasting the key to be the same, cannot lose one's voice instantaneously, without the sound, took half of steps, detention forcefully in midair. 原本窃窃私语的老人团,就仿佛被点了停止播放键一样,瞬间失了声,没了动静,就连迈出一半的步伐,也硬生生的滞留在了半空。 60,000-70,000? 60,000-70,000? This to has not gone beyond the psychological tolerance range of old person group, although has selects the overflow. 这到是没有超出老人团的心理承受范围,虽然还是有那么点溢出。 But the issue, twin tails said monster that a moment ago somebody brings is its about ten times. 但问题来说,双尾刚才说某人带回来的怪物是它的近十倍。 The old person group is not the Dark Continent renowned math emperor, brain slightly one revolution, has the clear concept to the monster army total, but can accept, is a different matter. 老人团可不是暗黑大陆著名数学帝,脑子稍微一转,就已经对怪物大军的总数有了清晰概念,只是能不能接受,又是另外一回事。 600,000-700,000? 600,000-700,000? Deceives the ghost you, Akara you also stand to say quickly, this cat seems like the style of speaking graceful well-mannered old aristocrat, how did the mouth leak the wind suddenly? Is seemingly same as the semblance is not credible. 骗鬼吧你,阿卡拉你也快站出来说道说道,这只猫看起来像个谈吐优雅彬彬有礼的老贵族,怎么嘴巴忽然就漏了风呢?和外表看起来一样不咋靠谱呀。 You did not blow monster of entire Hell world to be subdued by the Holy See mountain, did seven giants only have the one-man army? 你怎么不吹整个地狱世界的怪物都被教廷山收服了,七巨头只剩下光杆司令? Many sincere, few one point of falseness, is good to everyone. 多一点真诚,少一分虚假,对大家都好。 Detected that the old person group vision Akara and twin tails, have not responded to everyone's doubts, remains silent to hurry along, takes away the Lesser Evil village the group, returns above the Holy See mountain ship. 察觉到老人团目光的阿卡拉和双尾,并没有回应大家的疑惑,闷声赶路,将一行人带离魔王村,重新回到教廷山船上方。 The air...... changed. 空气……变了。 Just trod Waypoint, the elder rolls keen detection to the air, as if had anything to be ready to make trouble, the constriction that the wind and rain wanted, making their subconsciousness hang grieving newly. 刚刚踏出传送阵,长老团敏锐的察觉到空气中,仿佛有什么在蠢蠢欲动,风雨欲来的压迫感,让他们下意识将一颗心重新吊了起来。 ............ To have really deceived people? 难道说……真的……没有骗人? This is absolutely impossible, if the Holy See mountain really controlled hundreds of thousands of monster army, I jump from, plunged to death, the corpse was congealed fat eats strangely, does not frown. 这绝对不可能,要是教廷山真的掌控了数十万怪物大军,我就从里跳下去,摔死了,尸体被凝肥怪吃掉,也绝不皱一下眉头。 Without paying attention to the psychology of people responded, Akara one line in addition twin tails, took the lead to arrive at the bow, had the big elder in in addition calm, could not bear lay down the walking stick in hand at this moment, straightened the waist, opened both hands, the deep breath the one breath, showed being infatuated expression. 没有理会众人的心理反应,阿卡拉一行外加双尾,率先来到了船头,就连沉稳有加的大长老,此时此刻都忍不住放下了手中的拐杖,伸直了腰,张开双手,深呼吸了一口气,露出陶醉表情。 As if breath is not Hell that fills evil and air of pollution, but is cool breeze that slowly the prairie first wisp of sunlight brings. 仿佛呼吸的不是地狱那充满邪恶和浑浊的空气,而是大草原第一缕阳光带来的徐徐清风。 Then only then the flash, this affable old person, the body as if disclosed that a conquering the whole world military might was aggressive, quick letting with for the senior head of the clan of worldly person, cannot bear rub the eyes, suspected that had the illusion. 只有那么一瞬间,这个和蔼可亲的老人,身上仿佛透露出了一股席卷天下的威武霸气,快的让同为人精的老族长们,也忍不住揉了揉眼,怀疑产生了幻觉。 Look.” Akara with the old person group has never listened to the spirited intonation, is pointing at the under foot, high-spirited. “看吧。”阿卡拉用老人团从未听过的激昂声调,指着脚下,意气风发。 This belongs to our strength!” “这就是属于我们的力量!” The words become quiet, the footsteps of old person group also with, following one finger/refers of Akara that tyrant air/Qi, vision institute. 话落音,老人团的脚步也跟了上来,顺着阿卡拉那霸气的一指,目光所及。 Where the first response is —— has what thing, except for mountain, not mountain? 第一反应是——哪有什么东西,除了山,不还是山? But, all old people's pupils concentrate, then enlarges ten times fiercely, hundred times, as if must occupy the eyeball completely, eye-catchingly. 但紧接着,所有老人的瞳孔一凝,而后剧烈放大十倍,百倍,仿佛要完全占据眼球,夺目而出。 That is all over, just like giving the ground spread out million monster of rug! 那是漫山遍野,宛如给地面铺上了一层地毯的百万怪物 Twin tails satisfaction looks at old people's expression change, cat chin to the lead several hundred monster feudal lords, rises slightly. 双尾满意的看着老人们的表情变化,猫下巴对着领头的数百名怪物领主,微微上扬。 These several hundreds or the greatness of hundred zhang (333 m), or grotesque, either colorful Lesser Evil feudal lord, silent in weapon the hand raises, million monster, follows close on is lifting up high weapon or the fist. 这数百或百丈之巨,或奇形怪状,或五颜六色的魔王领主,无声无息的将手中武器举起,身后的百万怪物,也紧跟着高举武器或拳头。 Silent, all curled up the difficult situation, 1 million potentials, overcome powerful foes, clamps the entire Hell hill, shakes the clouds, has, if God arrives. 无声无息,全卷起了惊涛骇浪,百万之势,降龙伏虎,将整个地狱山包夹起来,撼动云霄,有若上帝降临。 Last reason that the old person group only saves in crazy Shout. 老人团仅存的最后一丝理智在疯狂呐喊 Knocks the mud to sprout/moe! Akara, you hear not to have, I knock the mud to sprout/moe! Unexpectedly main course conceals is so deep, frightened to jump the small heart and liver of old man! I knock the mud dewy to sprout/moe moe moe!!! 敲泥萌!阿卡拉,你听到没,我敲泥萌!竟然把主菜藏的那么深,把老夫的小心肝都吓蹦出来了!我敲敲敲泥泥泥萌萌萌!!! ... 。。。
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