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I do not want to argue for my charge, did not count on that can reduce the penalty, I know that I am guilty.” In family/home, I patient and Eva of whole face cold frost explains. “其实……我并不想为自己的罪名辩解,也不指望能减免惩罚,我知道我有罪。”家中,我正耐心的和满脸寒霜的爱娃儿作解释。 Complained one while convenient, your cold ice what vigor, useless, like the Savior of my eye-catching, in firefly like blackness, so long as were willing to discard the moral integrity, immediately shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, cannot throw immediately, when licked the dog? 顺便吐槽一句,你冷冰个什么劲,没用的,像我那么拉风的救世主,就像漆黑中的萤火虫,只要舍得扔掉节操,立刻变身圣月贤狼,你还不得立刻扑上来当舔狗？ The Lesser Evil village has the prison, but is very optional, the symbol affects is bigger, usually main pass/test is the fellows who some are drunk to kick up a fuss. 魔王村有是有监狱,不过都很随意,象征性作用更大些,平时主要关的都是些喝醉酒大吵大闹的家伙。 Eva thought probably the prison cannot bar up me, detains to go home to close in me directly, is equal to facing the wall to think of faults, this chapter may be good, before also ridiculed Var Kemmett secretly, now with his same fate. 爱娃儿大概是觉得监狱关不住我,直接把我押回家里来关,等于是面壁思过,这回可好,之前还暗地里嘲笑瓦尔凯米特,现在和他一样下场了。 „I said that you possibly do not believe that is hand that the opposite party first moves.” “我这么说你可能不信,是对方先动的手。” „Then? Can your excellency take off the pants of opposite party?” A Eva sharp question, lets my sobbing moment. “然后呢？阁下就可以脱对方的裤子？”爱娃儿一句犀利反问,让我哽咽片刻。 „cough cough, naturally, I realized finally this is incorrect, didn't I say a moment ago? I am guilty.” “咳咳,当然,我终于意识到这是不对的,我刚才不是说了么？我有罪。” „Finally?” “终于？” „No, my meaning said that...... that you looked, after all Beja has not said anything.” “不,我的意思说……那个,你看,毕竟贝雅也没说什么。” „Therefore your excellency did make this and other using simple-hearted of young girl the abnormal actions?” “于是阁下就利用少女的天真无邪做出了这等变态举动？” „This matter I very difficult to explain to you, right, you looked, I said a moment ago, is hand that the opposite party first moves, therefore, I, is not intentionally, is that type...... you understands, pure instinct, subconscious did, does not intend such abnormally, can you understand my meaning?” “这种事我很难跟你解释,对吧,你看,我刚才说了,是对方先动的手,于是呢,我呢,也不是故意的,就是那种……你懂的,纯粹的本能,下意识的就做了,并不是有意这么变态,你能懂我的意思么？” „I understood.” “我懂了。” „Occasionally I discovered you also spoke good.” I implored the one breath, does not need to work as the abnormal feeling by others, and multi- strength are equally good. “偶尔我发现你还蛮好说话的。”我吁了一口气,不用被别人当变态的感觉,跟多力一样好。 „Your excellency is an inborn anomaly is crazy, right.” “阁下就是个天生的变态狂,对吧。” „......” You said that this shakes M Princess Angel, when exercised so the tooth point mouth advantage, this is the humane distortion, is of morals? “……”你说这抖M天使公主,什么时候练就了如此牙尖嘴利,这到底是人性的扭曲,还是道德的伦桑？ Perhaps my pot? 或是我的锅？ „Our again from a different angle this issue.” The deep breath one breath, I thought that must correct the Eva distortion three views, making her feel Beja brother-in-law's I takes off/escapes Beja security trousers matter, actually and............ isn't perhaps abnormal? “那我们再换一个角度来看这个问题。”深呼吸一口气,我觉得必须纠正爱娃儿扭曲的三观,让她觉得,身为贝雅姐夫的我脱贝雅安全裤这种事,其实并……或许……也没有那么变态？ Sorry, Aalto Liya, I am guilty, I want to eat the curry stick. 对不起,阿尔托莉雅,我有罪,我想吃咖喱棒。 But the words have exported, my awkward gesticulates, finally can only brace oneself to say. 但话已经出口,我尴尬的一阵比手画脚,最后只能硬着头皮说下去。 „Changes an angle, right, changes an angle, Beja first begins right, I threw down, you looked, almost damaged by abrasion the fur/superficial knowledge, to stop her evil conduct, I have to offer this bad plan, you think to look, even if received the so serious provocation, I have not thought wanted damage she, did Beja receive damage? No, my is the super invincible benevolent justifiable defense counter-attack, the Brother Long soul in heaven can testify!” “换个角度,哦对,换个角度,贝雅先动手的对吧,我摔倒了,你看,差点就擦破皮毛了,为了制止她的恶行,我不得不出此下策,你想想看,就算是受到了如此严重的挑衅,我也未曾想过要伤害她,贝雅受到了伤害吗？没有,我这算是超级无敌仁慈的正当防卫反击,龙哥在天之灵可以作证！” „Therefore, your excellency charge has not defended working as, is not damage others, merely is because is too abnormal.” Eva seemed to be disinclined to say with me, turned around to fling my back of the head. “所以,阁下的罪名并非防卫过当,也并非伤害他人,仅仅是因为太变态。”爱娃儿似乎懒得和我说了,转身甩了我一个后脑勺。 Your this fellow, should not be rampant, my shapeshift? Do I really want shapeshift?! 你这家伙,别嚣张,我变身咯？我真的要变身咯？！ It is not good, is this shakes the M Angel true plot goal? I cannot be swindled, covered the moral integrity. 不好,这难道才是这抖M天使的真正阴谋目的？我可不能上当,把节操捂好了。 „What kind of, did this fool acknowledge the charge?” Has the smile of taking pleasure in others' misfortunes, Evil Dragon to follow in behind, in hates not to go well holds a melon, behind the buttocks is holding to folding the stool, toward that sits, eats the melon to see a play deliciously. “怎么样,这笨蛋承认罪名了么？”带着幸灾乐祸的笑容,恶龙蕾娜一路跟在后头,恨不得手里捧着个瓜,屁股后头粘着把折凳,往那一坐,美滋滋吃瓜看戏。 „, For the time being has not denied.” “诶,姑且是没有抵赖。” The relations of Angel and big dragon are poor, Evil Dragon and Eva the relations are also ordinary, naturally, what this general contrast is other girls' intimate relations, double child princess and card clean that type does not calculate. 天使和巨龙的关系不怎么好,连带着恶龙蕾娜和爱娃儿关系也一般,当然,这个一般对比的是自家其他女孩们的亲密关系,双子公主和卡洁儿那种不算。 Fails to agree, character difference, ethnic tension, if related to the home topic, can chat for the time being together that type, for example now. 话不投机,性格差异,种族对立,若是涉及到这个家的话题,姑且还是能闲聊到一块那种,比如说现在。 „When have I denied?” My angry pounds on the table, do not think that I now am a criminal, you can slander me casually. “我什么时候抵赖过？”我愤怒的一拍桌子,别以为我现在是犯人,你就能随便污蔑我。 „In my mind, to does not have probably.” Evil Dragon tilts the head ponders a meeting, gave the unexpected answer, this thinks that she will hit a person when he is down is right, was I wrongly accused her? “在我的印象中,到是好像没有。”恶龙蕾娜歪头思考一会,给出了出乎意料的答案,本以为她会落井下石才对,是我错怪了她吗？ „Therefore , come, fool Druid that will not deny, gave the bamboo slip this.” “所以说,来,不会抵赖的笨蛋德鲁伊,把这个给签了吧。” I took the small book and pen subconsciously, the vision concentrates, immediately falls the book ruthlessly on the ground: „Nonsense, when I lost that many times, is I wins your number of times is quite many obviously, rather is I wins each time is right!” 我下意识接过小本子和笔,目光一凝,随即狠狠将本子摔在地上:“胡说八道,我什么时候输了那么多次,明明是我赢你的次数比较多,倒不如说每次都是我赢才对！” Right, I wrongly accused this small female dragon, she will not hit a person when he is down, she will only fish in troubled waters. 没错,我是错怪了这小母龙,她不会落井下石,她只会乘火打劫。 „How long does this fellow want to face the wall to think of faults?” “这家伙要面壁思过多久？” Sees the plot failure, Evil Dragon arrives is not disappointed, but the mouth whispered the period of time 【Is also thinking this fool may misread digit to be happy looked like for a while name tag is I am too naive】 Like this bewildered words, chaos confused just like the ancient god twittering. 见阴谋失败,恶龙蕾娜到也没太失望,只是嘴里嘀咕了一阵子【本来还想着这笨蛋或许会看错数字一时高兴把名签了看来是我太天真了】这样的莫名其妙的话语,混沌错乱的犹如古神呢喃。 Will I misread the digit? Does not exist. 我会看错数字？不存在的。 „Considering criminal's importance to the Lesser Evil village, treating leniently that can only push someone take on a difficult job, reduces the punishment, closing for two days was good.” The Eva layer on layer/heavily sigh one breath, as if the innermost feelings as Angel fairly and received chastely blasphemed enormously. “考虑到犯人对魔王村的重要性,只能勉为其难的宽大处理,减轻责罚,关两天就好了。”爱娃儿重重叹息一口气,仿佛内心身为天使的公正和纯洁受到了极大亵渎似的。 „Excuse me, if determines guilt according to the ordinary circumstances?” I am the good child, does not understand asked. “请问,如果是按照一般情况定罪呢？”我是好孩子,不懂就问。 „Stake.” “火刑。” „......” “……” That also really reduced much better humph. 那还真是减轻了好多嚯。 „But my time is very valuable, two days of time you know that what means?” I lower the head, ten fingers interlock to arrive at the chin, the tone was disclosing feeling of one share immeasurably deep big character, only misses eyeglasses, very anxiously. “但是我的时间很值钱,两天时间你知道意味着什么么？”我低下头,十指交错抵着下巴,语气透露着一股子深不可测的大人物的感觉,只差副眼镜,很急。 „Means the long Boss person can have two days of time serious cultivates in the dream.” “意味着长老大人可以有两天时间正经八百的在梦里修炼。” „Said...... said, is stays people like me at home is being quite good.” Turns into the son from the father instantaneously, probably is such matter. “说……说的也是呢,像我这样的人还是在家里呆着比较好。”瞬间从父亲变成儿子,大概就是这么回事吧。 „Asked your excellency to engage in introspection well.” The Eva cat my eyes, I had the reason this am was confirming finally I can shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf avoid the punishment. “请阁下好好反省吧。”爱娃儿猫了我一眼,我有理由她这是在最后确认一下我会不会变身圣月贤狼来免除责罚。 Finally naturally was I makes her disappointed, quick went quickly. 结果自然是我令她失望了,快去快去。 „You are also quick.” After gazing after Eva, I then urged Evil Dragon and Eika Layh: „Do not disturb my rebirth, I must wash clean sin, strives for to become a justice strange robber who saves the Sir.” “你们也快走。”目送爱娃儿后,我接着催促恶龙蕾娜和艾卡莱伊:“别打扰我更生,我要洗清身上的罪孽,争取成为一个拯救大人的正义怪盗。” „Also was saying that some cynical remark, should not be thinks that what strange things a person does handle?” Evil Dragon is overly suspicious and fearful is staring me. “又在说些怪话了,该不会是想一个人做些什么奇怪的事情吧？”恶龙蕾娜疑神疑鬼的瞪着我。 „What I can also be me, do I stay honestly am not being good?” “我还能做什么我,我老老实实呆着还不行吗？” It is not truly good, I planned that three no princesses' libraries attract the daughter, over the two days brushed the Elle clean good sensitivity. 确实不行,我打算去三无公主的图书馆吸女儿,这两天刷刷艾莉露洁的好感度。 „Really pitifully, it seems like went to the paradise of not to turn into a dragon temporarily.” Eika Layh's expression slightly obviously regrettable. “真是可惜,看来暂时是去不成龙之乐园了。”艾卡莱伊的表情稍显遗憾。 „Does not have the means that only after can the time detains slightly, as the leader of Holy See mountain, I must set an example, cannot play with the private power.” My board draws out the country character face, the whole body is lending the just fair aura. “没办法,只能将时候稍微押后了,身为教廷山的首领,我必须以身作则,不能玩弄私权。”我板起国字脸,浑身散发着正义公正的气息。 „Why you can so have a strong sense of righteousness, what that from the beginning don't do this matter the crime said not to happen?” “为什么你能将犯罪说的那么大义凛然,一开始别干这种事情不就什么都不会发生了么？” I looked at my shivering right hand, looked at Evil Dragon lightly. 我看了一眼自己的颤抖右手,淡淡瞄了一眼恶龙蕾娜。 „You do not understand.” “你不懂。” Yes, will the trivial small female dragon understand? Without doing so, am I I? Beja or Beja? That was equal to losing our independent personality! 是的,区区小母龙又怎么会懂呢？如果不这么做,我还是我？贝雅还是贝雅么？那等于是丢失了我们的独立人格啊！ These words, I ultimate cannot say to Evil Dragon. 这番话,我终极没能对恶龙蕾娜说出口。 Because before the opens the mouth, had been trampled by her flies, the head inserted inside the vase. 因为在开口之前,就已经被她一脚踹飞,脑袋插在花瓶里头了。 Ok, do not pay attention to that only to be hot tempered the small female dragon, having a look at my Elle to go cleanly, makes your mortals experience, how my this world's first daughter controls to brush MAX daughter's good sensitivity in just two days. 算了,别理会那只暴躁小母龙,看看我的艾莉露洁去,就让你们这些凡人见识一下,我这个世界第一女儿控是如何在短短两天时间内将女儿的好感度刷到MAX吧。 Awful, forgot that three no princesses' rooms had the trap! 糟糕,忘记三无公主的房间有陷阱了！ Awful, forgot that passage of library also has the trap! 糟糕,忘记进图书馆的通道也有陷阱！ ...... …… „Really is, that fool, always when most essential falls the chain.” Remembers somebody silly face, walks Valeo on halfway air/Qi. “真是的,那个笨蛋,老是在最关键的时候掉链子。”一想起某人傻兮兮的脸,走在半路上的雷奥娜心里就来气。 „Is it possible that...... you also anticipated that very Wu Fan your excellency can go home with us?” Eika Layh blinks, represses laughter to ask. “莫非……蕾娜你也十分期待吴凡阁下能和我们一起回家？”艾卡莱伊眨了眨眼,忍笑问道。 „Ha? Who...... who will anticipate good that this bored matter, rather do not go, province mess that the paradise of dragon makes, moreover stupid fat dragon......” flustered is denying, thinks of anything, touched the belly subconsciously, the sound is getting more and more slight, suddenly a topic revolution. “哈？谁……谁会期待这种无聊的事情啊,倒不如说别去的好,省的把龙之乐园弄的一团糟,而且笨肥龙……”慌慌张张的否认着,想到什么,蕾奥娜下意识摸了摸肚子,声音越来越细微,忽然话题一转。 „Elder Sister Eika Layh, you said that fool Druid can do that intentionally, doesn't want to go back the paradise of dragon with us?” “艾卡莱伊姐姐,你说那笨蛋德鲁伊会不会是故意这么做,就是不想和我们回去龙之乐园？” „This...... I cannot guess, perhaps Wu Fan your excellency also has oneself idea.” “这个嘛……我猜不出来,或许吴凡阁下也有自己的想法。” „Snort, he can also have what idea, he is afraid, does not dare to go, was stupid and instigated!” Why does not know, Valeo becomes panting in indignation, wants then to punch a that fool fist again...... not, is ten fists. “哼,他还能有什么想法,他就是害怕,不敢去,又笨又怂！”不知为何,雷奥娜变得气呼呼起来,想回头再揍那笨蛋一拳……不,是十拳。 „Who annoyed you to be angry?” The unexpected person appears, making two people be startled slightly. “谁又惹蕾娜你生气了？”意想不到的人出现,让两人微微吃了一惊。 „Lina, you may come back finally, goes to manages manages that fool quickly, you were not about to overturn the heavens in him.” “琳娅,你可终于回来了,快去管管那笨蛋吧,你们不在他都快翻天了。” „Raising a rumpus I am the letter/believes.” Lina that the journeys servant servant returns, purses the lips to look at indignant, looks cunningly: „But, isn't you and Big Brother Wu raises a rumpus together? Words of person, felt that Big Brother Wu did not have this skill.” “闹翻天我是信的。”一路风尘仆仆回归的琳娅,抿嘴看着气愤不过的蕾娜,面露狡黠:“不过,不是你和吴大哥一起闹翻天吗？一个人的话,感觉吴大哥还没这个本事。” „Snort, who and that fool Druid is, yourself inquired that made any foolish matter.” “哼,谁和那笨蛋德鲁伊是一路,你自己去打听打听吧,都做了些什么蠢事。” „Also let alone, I happen to have the matter to look for Big Brother Wu, his present person where?” “还别说,我正好有事找吴大哥呢,他现在人在哪里？” „Good that this issue asked that fool......” “这个问题问的好,那笨蛋……” „cough cough , Lina just coming back far away, you stop a while.” Eika Layh broke the best friend at the right moment. “咳咳,蕾娜,琳娅大老远的刚回来,你就消停一阵子吧。”艾卡莱伊适时打断了闺蜜。 „We and Wu Fan just separated, Wu Fan your excellency in home, Lina, your step, is it possible that has what important matter hurriedly, can say with us?” “我们和吴凡阁下刚分开,吴凡阁下就在家中,琳娅,你步伐急匆匆的,莫非是有什么重要的事情,可以和我们说一说吗？” „Un, we walks while said.” “嗯,我们边走边说吧。” „Happen, you were mysterious for several days, I have wanted to ask that understood, right, has the matter of alliance finished?” “正好,你们这些天神秘兮兮的,我早就想问个明白了,对了,联盟的事情已经忙完了吗？” „How should say that was finishes at the matter of alliance.” Lina crooked tilting the head. “该怎么说呢,在联盟的事情算是忙完了。”琳娅歪了歪头。 „Is it possible that was then busy the Holy See mountain? Hurries back in a hurry for this matter?” “莫非接下来得在教廷山这边忙了？匆匆赶回来就是为了这件事？” „Worthily is Eika Layh.” “不愧是艾卡莱伊。” „I said that do not hit the riddle, hurries, talks clearly the matter?” Clamps in the middle, the small female dragon that a face compels ignorant protested indignantly. “我说你们别打哑谜了,赶紧的,把事情都说清楚好么？”夹在中间,一脸懵逼的小母龙愤愤抗议起来。 Why why, not on intelligence quotient compared with your low point? 凭什么为什么,不就智商比你们低点么？ „...... Light point red lips ponder a moment later, Lina pats the palm in brief”, answered with a smile with the humorous tone. “简而言之……”轻点朱唇思考片刻之后,琳娅一拍手心,用诙谐的语气笑着解释道。 „Our following work, entertain wants to come the Holy See mountain sightseeing...... the old age group.” “我们接下来的工作,就是招待好一个想来教廷山观光的……老年团。” ... 。。。