**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Goes to the paradise of dragon?” “去龙之乐园？” How one hears this suggestion, I am the rejection, after careful ponder, the innermost feelings rejected. 咋一听到这个建议,我内心是拒绝的,仔细思考过后,内心更加拒绝了。 Why? Does not dare to go back, you said yourself and Evil Dragon this and that but also does to kill, goes to paradise of that dragon is not equal to that has the Hongmen banquet? It is estimated that the gentle old father-in-law has prepared 100 executioners to oneself. 为什么？不敢回去了,你说自己和恶龙蕾娜这样那样的,还搞出了人命,去龙之乐园那不等于去吃鸿门宴么？估计慈祥的老岳父已经给自己准备好一百刀斧手了。 However, does not go is not good, is those words, oneself and Evil Dragon this and that had seen parental matter, sooner or later must go, can hide for a lifetime inadequately? 但是,不去也不行呀,还是那句话,自己和恶龙蕾娜都已经这样那样了,见父母这种事,迟早得去,难道还能躲一辈子不成？ Originally has forgotten this pass/test, now was reminded by Eika Layh, I am big immediately, in a dilemma. 本来都已经忘了这一关,现在被艾卡莱伊提醒,我顿时头大起来,左右为难。 Brings death earlier? Being late to bring death? This is an issue. 到底是早点去送死呢？还是晚点去送死呢？这是个问题。 ...... Eika Layh, do not tell me finally, you also want to lead me to see the guardian, even if Uncle Walter jailbroke will still come out to cut me. 还有最后……艾卡莱伊,别告诉我,你也想带我去见家长吧,瓦尔特大叔就算是逃狱也会出来砍了我的。 Eika Layh holds their palms together, shows the happy smile, a few words frightens me is similar to likes a sudden thunderclap, is at a loss. 艾卡莱伊双手合十,露出甜蜜笑容,一句话将我吓的如同五雷轰顶,六神无主。 „I want to lead you to see the father.” “我想带你去见一见爸爸。” It is not wonderful, oh no, the pill, I come to the end of one's destiny! 不妙,糟糕,药丸,吾命休矣！ „By the present situation, can only ask the father to help.” “以现在的局势,只能请爸爸帮忙了。” „What helps...... help?” “帮……帮什么？” The help hacks to death me, this soon after that war did not need to happen, happy? 帮忙砍死我,这样不久以后那场大战就不用发生了,皆大欢喜么？ My brain is a little confused, looks Eika Layh could not speak. 我有点脑子错乱,愣愣的看着艾卡莱伊说不出话。 „Fool, Elder Sister Eika Layh meant, draws Walter that fellow, when your sparring partner.” Evil Dragon was unable to continue watching, this Druid intelligence quotient is so low, should not affect in the baby to belly, what to do if later same is so stupid with him? “笨蛋,艾卡莱伊姐姐的意思是说,把瓦尔特那家伙拉来当你的陪练。”恶龙蕾娜看不下去了,这德鲁伊智商咋就那么低,该不会影响到肚子里的宝宝吧,万一以后和他一样那么笨怎么办？ „, The sparring partner, is a sparring partner.” I scratched the forehead, the discovery has been sweating profusely, is on the rise to on Eika Layh hidden cunning gentle smile, foams with rage. “哦,陪练,是陪练啊。”我擦了擦额头,才发现已经满头大汗,抬起头对上艾卡莱伊暗藏狡黠的柔和微笑,不禁吹胡子瞪眼。 This small female dragon is fortunately stupid enough, what clue without seeing, wait/etc, should not affect in the baby to belly, what to do if later same is so stupid with her? 还好这小母龙够笨,没看出什么端倪,等等,该不会影响到肚子里的宝宝吧,万一以后和她一样那么笨怎么办？ Calms down, casts aside these by the fearful and apprehensive factor, thinks carefully, Eika Layh's suggestion is really good, remembers Uncle Var Kemmett has said that his strengths and seven giants are similar, is the sparring partner with him, is equal to ahead of time and seven giants contests, can make my enemy the battle efficiency to future that fight confident. 冷静下来,撇除掉那些让自己心惊胆战的因素,仔细一想,艾卡莱伊的建议还真不错,记得瓦尔凯米特大叔说过,他的实力和七巨头相仿,拿他当陪练,就等于是提前和七巨头过招,能让我对未来那场战斗的敌人的战斗力心里有个底。 Certainly, wonderful! 绝了,妙啊！ Uncle Walter too the tool hominization, others in the squatting worker's chant, the daughter have not rather let off him. 只是瓦尔特大叔未免也太工具人化了吧,人家都已经在蹲号子了,女儿还不放过他。 With controls for the daughter, what my sympathize was Walter wiped several drops of alligator tears, without hesitation a first point: „If possible is certainly best, but will Dragon King Sir really comply?” 同为女儿控,我感同身受的为瓦尔特抹了几滴鳄鱼眼泪,毫不犹豫的把头一点:“如果可以的话当然最好,但是龙王大人真的会答应么？” „So long as we pleaded sincerely, Dragon King Sir will certainly comply, did not request to increase the reinforcements, but faced the wall to think of faults taking advantage of one, idles is also idling the criminal to be the sparring partner, does not calculate that went against the will of Dragon King Sir, right .” “只要我们真心恳求,龙王大人就一定会答应的,又不是要求增派援兵,只是借一个面壁思过,闲着也是闲着的犯人来当陪练罢了,不算违背龙王大人的意志,对吧,蕾娜。” „Un un , I said certainly that does not calculate does not calculate.” “嗯嗯,当然了,我说不算就不算。” This small female dragon appetite thief was big, snatches my share is not dissatisfied, made in many several, chocked up the entire table, being greedy that at this time ate, full mouth nonsense. 这小母龙胃口贼大,抢了我的份还不满足,又让碧丝上多了好几份,摆满整整一张桌,此时吃的满嘴流油,满口胡话。 Is the village head daughter who which village comes out? Only small silver dragon tone is so rampant, did not fear that flashed the tongue. 恁是哪个村出来的村长女儿？区区一条小银龙语气那么嚣张,也不怕闪了舌头。 „Since you had confidence that tries, but is not now, waited for them to come back to say again.” Although felt that has does not select credibly, you said that I am neither relative nor kin with Dragon King, why does he want to help in this share? “既然你那么有把握,那就试一试吧,不过不是现在,还是等她们回来再说吧。”虽然感觉上有那么点不靠谱,你说我和龙王非亲非故,他干嘛要帮到这个份上？ But words that Eika Layh spoke, I am trustworthy, I think that she should be above has the person, compared with Evil Dragon who only meets the mouth artillery incessantly ten streets, you think to look, reinforcements of their big dragon clan take Evil Dragon as the team leader, right. 但艾卡莱伊说的话,我还是信得过的,我想她应该是上面有人,比只会嘴炮的恶龙蕾娜强了不止十条街,你想想看,她们巨龙一族的援军是以恶龙蕾娜为队长,对吧。 However according to the general law, in such team, the teams leader is enrolls generally, decides truly is the vice- team, is Eika Layh, therefore in fact she is a leader, but in fact is Eika Layh has also been working, Evil Dragon this nominal team leader, but to conceal her high-level status, to tell other big dragons, our clan does not do the privilege, not the vertical mountain top, those who are able occupy it. 但是按照一般定律,这样的队伍里面,一般队长都是挂名的,真正拍板子的都是副队,也就是艾卡莱伊,所以实际上她才是领导,而事实上也一直是艾卡莱伊在做事,恶龙蕾娜这个名义上的队长,只是为了掩饰她的高层身份,是为了告诉其他巨龙,我们一族不搞特权,不立山头,能者居之。 However on the other hand, explained that probably a little does not pass, what special Evil Dragon is capable of coming? Besides can hit the special venomous tongue specially. 但是话又说回来,这么解释好像也有点不通,恶龙蕾娜有啥特别的能力来着？除了特别能打特别毒舌以外。 Ok, I think so many to do, these rain I do not have the melon in any case, my being chased by all hundred clan crown princes, but can also seek friendships on a crown prince of big dragon clan to be inadequate? 算了,我想那么多干嘛,反正这些雨我无瓜,难道我这个人人喊打的百族亲王,还能高攀上巨龙一族的亲王不成？ „Your excellency worry is really reasonable, then when everyone came back to say again.” Eika Layh tilts the head thinks, the approval said. “阁下的顾虑确实有道理,那么就等到大家回来再说吧。”艾卡莱伊歪头想了想,赞同说道。 Although these fellow junketings do not take me are very annoying, I to also want mew mew also to go to a big dragon clan quietly, came back to say a fairyland scenery of big dragon clan well again, compared with your chapter of camps looked prairie does not know where high to went, irritates them. 虽然那些家伙公费旅游不带上我是很可气,我到也想悄悄咪咪的也去趟巨龙一族,回来好好再说一番巨龙族的仙境风光,比起你们这些回营地看大草原的不知道高到哪里去,气死她们。 But is careful thinks, my man real man, they are unkind, I have no alternative but the righteousness, to want the heart to be broad, the belly of Lesser Evil can pole a boat. 但仔细一想,我男子汉大丈夫,她们不仁,我不能不义呀,要心胸宽广,魔王的肚子能撑船。 Naturally, the main issue is, once we walked, the entire Holy See mountain on real a group of people without a leader, how regardless of the wave, in any case also left leeway the military strategist to take care of the household before again, either Lina, Lehne, wants Eika Layh, or the small fox , my king, Tiya, these have to lead experience, meets the panic stations also to do to take responsibility. 当然,最主要的问题是,我们一旦走了,整个教廷山就真的群龙无首了,以前无论再怎么浪,好歹也留有军师守家,要么琳娅,莱娜,要艾卡莱伊,或者小狐狸,塔莫雅,吾王,蒂亚,这些有领导经验的,遇到紧急状况还能做做主。 Naturally, actually does not have the issue beautifully, the issue is that side the monster regiment, if will have the condition she is quite possibly thorny, after all other girls either will be a big dragon clan of inborn dragon prestige, either will be powerful, has the soul link with me, will be equivalent to a imperial sword, can make these monster submit, this point has measured. 当然,其实萨绮丽也没问题,问题是怪物军团那边,若是出现状况她可能会比较棘手,毕竟其他女孩要么是天生龙威的巨龙一族,要么实力强大,和我有着灵魂链接,相当于一柄尚方宝剑,可以令这些怪物臣服,这一点已经亲测过了。 Therefore now everyone drifts apart, we had no way to walk again, Eika Layh was knows that but this small female dragon was quite stupid, to avoid her was mistaken that I made one life not to be responsible, does not dare to see the guardian, I have to situation analysis. 所以现在大家都各奔东西,我们就没法再走了,艾卡莱伊是知道的,但这小母龙比较蠢,为了避免她误以为我闹出人命不想负责,不敢去见家长,我不得不将情况分析一遍。 Un? 嗯？ Whom leaked also? For example...... Eva? 是不是漏了还有谁？比如说……爱娃儿？ „Regards this your highness no other bastard!” An angry bird sneaks into from the front door fiercely, without delay is a national football team...... not, the present is country basket bone fracture flying shovels, after all the national football team through own effort, has successfully pursued on the international standing level of country basket. “别无视本殿下啊混蛋！”一只愤怒的小鸟猛地从大门窜入,二话不说就是一个国足……哦不,现在是国篮骨折飞铲,毕竟国足通过自己的努力,已经成功追赶上国篮的国际地位水平了。 This fellow to is smart, shovel is not my calf, otherwise whose bone fracture is uncertain, howls to pass through under the buttocks along with the shadow, four long and narrow bench legs four resounding, broken thoroughness, sits in the above person because also murderer intelligence quotient erupts, handled against under to fall to be sprawled out. 这家伙到是机灵,铲的不是我小腿,不然谁骨折还不一定,伴随着影子在屁股底下呼啸穿过,四条凳腿子咔嚓四下脆响,断的透彻,坐在上面的人也因为凶手这一次智商爆发,措不及防之下摔了个四脚朝天。 „Snort, fool Wu your big courage, dares to disregard existence of this your highness unexpectedly.” The Beja girl who the sinister plot works, both hands holds the chest, being insufferably arrogant falls on with overlooking that the short person occupies a commanding position in me of ground. “哼,笨蛋吴你好大的胆子,竟然敢无视本殿下的存在。”奸计得逞的贝雅丫头,双手抱胸,不可一世的用矮个子居高临下的俯视倒在地上的我。 „Cannot say this your highness short bastard!” “不许说本殿下矮混蛋！” Was startled, even this hidden quite deep complained to be able in secret GET? This elf princess girl while me not what strange mutated, when had? 惊了,连这种隐藏颇深的暗中吐槽都能GET到么？这精灵公主丫头是不是乘我不在的时候发生了什么奇怪变异？ „Snort, you think that you did win?” The self-satisfaction of Beja girl, making me reveal to disdain the expression. “哼,你以为你赢了么？”贝雅丫头的得意,让我露出不屑表情。 „Hasn't stupid elf princess, detected? In you under the flash across stool, you have lost.” “愚蠢的精灵公主哟,难道还没有察觉么？在你穿过凳底下的一瞬间,你就已经输了。” Disdaining on face, changes compared with Beja gradually really happily, I lift up high closely about in the same place palm, is the same just like Magic master, the double palm makes an effort to rub, after selling fully the climax, loosened gradually. 脸上的不屑,渐渐化作比贝雅更甚的得意,我高举起紧紧合在一起的手掌,宛如大师一样,双掌用力搓来搓去,等卖足了关子后,渐渐松开。 Now, the time of testimony miracle. 现在,见证奇迹的时刻到了。 Waits a bit, who can first hold me to stand? Ok, lies down is lying down, increases the program effect. 稍等一下,谁能先扶我站起来着？算了,躺着就躺着吧,增加点节目效果。 „Clang clang clang!” Palm, the middle changed small pants, look, this was the splendid magic of Wu, was frightened by me? “锵锵锵！”掌心一拉,中间变出了一条小裤子,看,这就是吴氏的精彩魔术,被我吓到了么？ Raised the head to appreciate the Beja startled ashamed expression, but, I see is still self-satisfaction on her face? 抬起头想要欣赏贝雅惊慌羞耻的表情,但是,我看到的依然是她脸上的得意？ „Fool Wu, you think that the similar method uses the second time, will have an effect on me?” “笨蛋吴,你以为同样的手段使用第二次,会对我起作用吗？” That is must, you are not the Saint warrior, but wait/etc, is it possible that this little girl real intention wants to wipe to disappear the defeat, creates time has only lost established facts? 那是必须的呀,你又不是圣斗士,不过等等,这小丫头的真实意图莫非是想抹消败绩,造成只输过一次的既定事实？ One side this puts beforehand, self-confidence where she comes? 这事先放到一边,她哪来的自信？ My subconscious lowering the head looks at the small trousers trousers that the palm pulled, no longer is familiar lace triangle pink little bear, but is one...... four corner/horn security trousers?! 我下意识的低头看了看掌心拉扯的小裤裤,不再是熟悉的蕾丝三角粉红小熊,而是一条……四角安全裤？！ Although back cartoon bear head embroiders as before, to was earnest in the strange place, really had likes little bear head? 虽然背面的卡通熊头刺绣依旧,到是在奇怪的地方较真起来了,真有那么喜欢小熊脑袋？ „Dumbfounded? Moreover!” “傻眼了吧？不仅如此！” Beja looked like self-satisfied pullets, not mincing matter drew the skirt, revealed inside to wear the extremely fat security trousers. 贝雅像极了一只得意的小母鸡,毫不掩饰的将裙子拉起来,露出里面穿着臃肿的安全裤。 „Favored, is not only one, this your highness put on ten! From now your this fool Wu dirty trick could not apply again.” “看好了,不仅仅是一条,本殿下穿了十条！从此以后你这笨蛋吴的卑劣手段再也派不上用场了。” „Wha...... what?!” Lost? Did I lose unexpectedly? Can the solemn Savior, lose to a steadily not high stature flat elf princess girl? I do not believe! “什……什么？！”输了么？难道我竟然输了？堂堂的救世主,要输给一个长不高身材扁平的精灵公主丫头？我不信！ „Hey, doesn't, really need to call the guard?” “喂喂,菲妮,真的不需要叫卫兵么？” Ouna gazes is lying down on the ground, haunches pink hot young girl safety trousers high, the whole face startled does not believe some Druid that and frustrates, the exclusion expression on face looked like saw crawled in the kitchen a cockroach, in the hand is grasping the alarm apparatus, hesitated to press. 欧娜注视着躺在地上,高高撑起一条粉红热乎的少女安全裤,满脸惊愣不信和挫败的某德鲁伊,脸上的嫌弃表情就像是看到了一只在厨房里爬来爬去的蟑螂,手中握着报警器,犹豫着该不该按下去。 „I think......, if the litigants had not detected that this is the abnormal behavior, should grasp, should............ possible...... perhaps not have the issue probably meow?” “我想……如果当事人都没有察觉到这是变态行为,应该抓起来的话,应该……大概……可能……或许没问题喵？” poor|Fei felt her, for her abnormal cousin has really made contribution, worries, could not find reason that again can defend. 菲妮觉得她为了她的变态表哥真的已经尽力了,操碎了心,再也找不到可以辩护的理由了。 „Said again, calling the guard to be useful?” “再说,叫卫兵有用么？” „Said is also.” Ouna rubbed the temples, the entire Holy See mountain has the ability seizes abnormally this, only then he himself, do I catch me? Obviously is not very realistic. “说的也是。”欧娜揉了揉太阳穴,整个教廷山有能力逮住这变态的只有他自己,我抓我自己？显然很不现实。 Just wants to take back the alarm apparatus, does not know when appears moe the crystal to bring one group of five colors corps to walk stupid swaggering, sees the alarm apparatus eye in Ouna hand one bright, in an instant flushed, excited narrows the eyes to glance(), lifts the thumb to press to Ouna hand in alarm apparatus, in the mouth also mumbled. 正想收回报警器,不知何时出现的蠢萌水晶带着一帮五色战队大摇大摆走进来,看见欧娜手中的报警器眼睛一亮,转眼就冲了上来,兴奋的眯上眼(),抬起大拇指对着欧娜手中的报警器一摁,口中还念念有词。 „Mother had said that so long as saw that the suspicious red button must try to press, the crystal is really an obedient clever child.” “妈妈说过只要看到可疑的红色按钮就一定要试着摁一摁,水晶真是个听话的乖孩子。” Is the next second, Eva brought a Angel patrol party whole face to clash seriously, a vision revolution, saw that lay down plays with some security trousers whole face abnormal Druid on the ground, saw that raised the skirt to reveal Beja of security trousers. 仅仅是下一秒钟,爱娃儿就带着一个天使巡逻小队满脸严肃的冲了进来,目光一转,看到躺在地上玩弄安全裤满脸变态的某德鲁伊,看到掀起裙子露出安全裤的贝雅。 Although does not know that exactly had anything, but the criminal has confirmed unmistakably, impartial and just Princess Angel unemotional toward waves behind, toward opposite one finger/refers, the two Angel guard goes forward to build the criminal one on the left and other on the right() ”, in an opposite party face( ;) sent under custody. 虽然不知道到底发生了什么,但犯人已经确认无误,铁面无私的天使公主面无表情的朝身后挥挥手,往对面一指,两个天使卫兵上前一左一右架起犯人()”,在对方一脸(;)中押送走了。 Name: Wu Fan 姓名:吴凡 class: Druid( Redemptioner) 职业:德鲁伊(救赎者) Age: Unknown 年龄:未知 Height: 190 CM 身高:190CM Condition: Is imprisoned 状态:坐牢中 Charge: Abnormal 罪名:过于变态 ... 。。。