...... …… Returns to Ral’s home, the hall, only then a Ral person, this boy like strip by fierce Yang Shai half-day plucking old dog, soft the entire body paralysis on the table, in the half-dead moan 1-2, turns the head to look at once for a while, Aunt Lisa's door is shutting tightly, it seems like he was doing for these days not studiously. 回到拉尔家,大厅只有拉尔一个人在,这厮就像条被烈阳晒了半天的褪毛老狗,正软绵绵的将整个身子瘫在桌上,时不时半死不活的呻吟上1-2,转头一看,丽莎阿姨的房门紧闭着,看来他这几天都是在做无用功啊。 Sees me to come, his worn out casts a sidelong glance with the corner of the eye, immediately chatty closing eye, unceasing is heaving a sigh, the brow tight wrinkle, I also want the miserable appearance compared with Yang Bailao. 见我进来,他有气无力的用眼角瞟了一眼,随即又唧唧歪歪的闭上眼睛,不断的唉声叹气着,眉头紧皱,一副我比杨白劳还要凄苦的模样。 Returns to her room Sarah directly, covers with the quilt to go to sleep, sitting that I a face teased opposite of Ral, visits him interestingly, I usually also had no interest, liked looking at don't hit a person when he's down. 径直将莎拉送回她的房间,盖好被子睡下,我才一脸戏谑的坐在拉尔对面,饶有兴趣的看着他,我这人平时也没啥兴趣,就喜欢看落水狗而已。 „Urges to go faster, looks at anything to look!” This old boy is sad, sees me in also one side to laugh foolishly unexpectedly, immediately got angry. “去去,看什么看！”这老小子心情不好,见我竟然在还一旁傻笑,顿时怒了。 „Yo, we said that ‚works does not need to the family/home reports’ Sir Ral, actually also to have anything to puzzle you.” I hee hee hitting a person when he is down of haha said that , Aunt Sarah in Room spreads heavy impact noise. “哟,我们自称‘做什么事都无须向家里汇报’的拉尔大人,究竟还有什么事情能困扰您呀。”我嘻嘻哈哈的落井下石道,果然,莎拉阿姨房间里传出一记沉重的撞击声。 „Your this mixes the boy, just like Doug that bastard, is not the good thing!” Ral glares angrily, wishes one could to throw to nip my one, some little time is depressed dangles to go, I am not anxious, selfish but actually. tea, aiyaya, recently gave to the old drunkard and Old Man Cain was tired miserable, can rarely like the present relaxed one cup “你这混小子,和道格那王八蛋一样,都不是什么好东西！”拉尔怒目圆睁,恨不得扑上来咬我一口,好一会儿才闷闷的重新垂下头去,我也不急,自顾自的倒了杯茶,哎呀呀,最近给老酒鬼和凯恩老头给累惨了,难得能像现在这样轻松一下。 „I said the Wu boy, looks at my family Sarah to be able unexpectedly with the Valise being together safe/without matter, what secret has?” Crossed for a long time, what lies as if thinks in Ral that on the table suffers extreme distress suddenly, two eyes none visits me, oneself daughter's personality she is very clear, although seemingly clever obedient, appearance that probably is very good to deal with, but in the acquisitive instinct with his mother personality —— bone is actually strong, this Wu boy can tame unexpectedly docile her, if can also teach two, that side that Sari can be easily solved? “我说吴小子,看我家莎拉竟然能和维拉丝相处无事,是不是有什么秘诀？”过了许久,趴在桌子上死去活来的拉尔仿佛突然想到什么,两眼精光的看着我,自己女儿的性格她可是很清楚,虽然看上去乖巧听话,好像很好应付的样子,但其实跟他妈一个性格——骨子里占有欲强着呢,这吴小子竟然能将她驯得服服帖帖的,要是也能教自己两手,那纱丽那边岂不是能迎刃而解？ „Has one only.” I drank tea lightly, this boy also when really I am the sentiment Saint, I am also worrying for the sentiment now. “唯独有一条。”我淡淡的喝了一口茶,这厮还真当我是情圣啊,我现在也正为感情烦恼着呢。 „What means?” Ral excited jumps, looks at you type, but also felt all right saying that was not the wife manages strictly, I despised looked at his one eyes. “什么办法？”拉尔激动的一把跳起,瞧你着样,还好意思说不是妻管严,我鄙视的看了他一眼。 „Very simple, the vision wants, before the marriage, must familiarize the essence of opposite party to be good.” “很简单,眼光要准,结婚前一定得摸透对方的本质才行。” „Isn't your equal to rubbish?” Great happiness greatly sad Ral is convenient to throw immediately toward me the dirty cleaning rag on table, duplicate/restores weak lying on table, whispered in a low voice: „Before actually marriage, Sari is a very docilely very lovable girl, who would have guessed that she will turn into the tigress, this cannot blame my vision......” “你这不等于废话吗？”大喜大悲的拉尔顿时顺手将桌子上的脏抹布朝我扔过来,复又无力的趴在桌子上,低声嘀咕到:“其实结婚以前,纱丽还是个挺温顺挺可爱的女孩,哪知道她会变成母老虎啊,这也不能怪我的眼光啊……” Sweat, was one's turn me to start to break into sweat, after Sarah and Valise, should not turn into such. 汗,这下轮到我开始冒冷汗了,莎拉和维拉丝以后该不会变成那样吧。 When two people fall into the speechless silence, out of the door transmits a startling thunderclap big throat. 正当两人陷入无语的沉默时,门外传来一句惊雷般的大嗓子。 „Big brother, I dined, his master, starving to death father.” The ancient and modern in China and abroad, dine can also the so rub righteous person, it is estimated that also on Doug such a. “大哥,我来蹭饭了,他爷的,饿死老子了。”古今中外,蹭饭也能蹭得如此理直气壮的人,估计也就道格这么一个了。 Sure enough, the front door opens, is Doug and Gopher, two people seems somewhat dejected, Gopher needless saying that was drawn the movement that makes that to lose face by Doug, it is estimated that a little facial skin will unable to look on the bright side of thing, as for Doug this boy, un, was definitely punished miserably, after all the nouveau riche like me are not many. 果不其然,大门打开,正是道格和格夫,两个人都显得有些垂头丧气,格夫自不必说,被道格拉去做那丢脸的动作,估计有点脸皮的都会想不开,至于道格这厮,嗯,肯定是被罚惨了,毕竟像我这样的暴发户不多啊。 „Yo, was Doug, how much money punished by the bar?” I am relentless still in braving the scabs of blood uncovers toward that. “哟,道格,被酒吧罚了多少钱？”我毫不留情的往那还在冒血的伤疤上一揭。 „His master, 286 gold coin, a rotten table, that crowd of vampires!!” Really raised this, Doug became dark on the ugly complexion immediately. “他爷的,286个金币,一张烂桌子而已,那群吸血鬼！！”果然一提起这茬,道格原本就难看的脸色顿时发黑。 „Are not many, initially I spent 20,000 many gold coin fully.” My sigh with emotion sighing, recalls to look like the blade to shear each time at heart general, more than 20,000 gold coin, even if changes into chipped gem, still entire small bag of 20 in inside. “不多了,当初我可是整整花了两万多的金币。”我感慨的叹道,每次回忆起来心里都像刀割一般,两万多金币啊,就算换成碎裂宝石,也整整一小袋二十颗在里面呀。 Listened to my such saying, Doug to find the psychological balance immediately, was happy, why was my side one group establishes the bastard in others pain own joy? 听我这么一说,道格顿时找到了心理平衡,乐了,为什么我身边都是一帮将自己的快乐建立在别人痛苦上的混蛋呢？ „Sister-in-law, my belly was hungry, what good thing has to eat?” About Doug sees Aunt Sari not here, therefore shouts to ask loudly. “大嫂,我肚子饿了,有什么好东西吃没有？”道格左右看纱丽阿姨不在这里,于是扯着嗓子大声问道。 „You look for Wu to go, his there has probably delicious.” In the room transmits Aunt Sari not the salty not pale sound. “你们找吴去吧,他那里大概有好吃的。”房间里传来纱丽阿姨不咸不淡的声音。 Well? I? I was shocked immediately, Aunt Sari...... 咦？我？我顿时愣住了,难道说纱丽阿姨…… „Right, the sister-in-law did not say that I also really forgot, heard that your boy goes to Lut Gholein, brought back to many good things, ought not to forget our shares.” Doug closely sets eyes in me immediately, did not say him, even Ral and Gopher came the god, if analogied the metropolis Lut Gholein, that Rogue Encampment without doubt was the poor native place, the new phenomenon in this city, to Ral this group of hicks was very attractive. “对了,大嫂不说我还真忘了,听说你这小子去鲁高因一趟,带回了不少好东西,总该没忘记我们的份吧。”道格顿时将目光紧紧锁定在我身上,不说他,连拉尔和格夫都来神了,如果将鲁高因比喻成大都市的话,那罗格营地无疑就是穷乡里,这城市里的新鲜玩意,对拉尔这群土包子还是很有吸引力的。 „Naturally will not forget that your shares, who called us is the good brothers?” I narrow the eye immediately, your three court death unexpectedly on own initiative, that do not blame me being cruel and merciless. “当然不会忘记你们的份,谁叫我们是好兄弟呢？”我立刻眯起眼睛,竟然你们三个主动找死,那就别怪我心狠手辣了。 „Should not be these anything Misshapen will carve, tentacle of Andariel and so on thing.” Ral remembers previous time the seeking novelty gift of my there receiving suddenly, immediately visits me vigilantly. “该不会又是那些什么残废怪雕刻,安达利尔的触手之类的东西吧。”拉尔突然想起上次从我那里收到的猎奇礼物,立刻警惕的看着我。 „Can't, this time be a more materially beneficial thing, just like Aunt Sari said that is some ‚unusual’ food.” I smile happier, Aunt Lisa, the conscience big drop is bad, but likes occasionally. “不会不会,这次是更实惠的东西,正如纱丽阿姨所说的,是一些十分‘奇特’的食物。”我笑的更欢了,丽莎阿姨,良心大大滴坏呀,不过偶喜欢。 „! That sentiment was good, his master, a sleep/felt woke up, continually ate has not attended to being drawn by that group of brats.” Is hungry dizziness vertigo Doug to be excited, very obviously „unusual” two characters that did not notice me to emphasize specially, but after his such a interrupted, Ral and Gopher as if also slightly crossed, very good, you died was not injust. “哦哦！那感情是太好了,他爷的,一觉醒来,连吃的都没顾上就被那群兔崽子拉去了。”早已经饿得头晕眼花的道格兴奋起来,很显然没有注意到我特意强调的“奇特”二字,而经他这么一插嘴,拉尔和格夫似乎也略过了,很好,你们死的不冤。 I smile puts out three bread from inventory, this was I looks for N outdoor shops to buy specially in the county fair, very had „creativity” bread, seeking novelty meaning was full. 我笑眯眯的从物品栏里拿出三个面包,这可是我在市集上特意找了N个摊子才买回来的,十分具有“创意”的面包,猎奇意味十足。 Doesn't believe? You first have a look at my left hand, at first sight and does not have any special, is on the ordinary sesame seed bread are many claw and pair of pliers of several red, only then it from the middle the incision, can see that in horizontally the original —— bread of baker is binding a crab unexpectedly, this crab is very complete, even the shell has not removed, you have a look at it four pairs of perfect claw, has the boldness double pliers, without a doubt, this is a very healthy big crab , it one only, has not the most important thing is increased any antiseptic and green after the processing purely natural. Time that the fresh crab, just bought exactly, that claw and pliers will also wriggle unceasingly, the biggest selling point of this bread lies in ——, when you put the ground it, you will discover panic-strickenly, this bread can also unexpectedly horizontally walking! Is being the volume edible and entertainment as one. 不信？你先看看我左手这个,乍一看并没有什么特别,也就是普通芝麻面包上多出几只红色的爪子和一对钳子罢了,只有把它从中间横着切开,才能看到面包师傅的独具匠心——面包里面竟然裹着一只螃蟹,这只螃蟹可谓十分完整,连壳都没有去掉,你看看它四对健全的爪子,极具魄力的双钳,毫无疑问,这是一只非常健康的大螃蟹,最重要的是,它还是一只没有经过加工、没有添加任何防腐剂、绿色纯天然的活生螃蟹,刚买来的时候,那爪子和钳子还会不断蠕动呢,这个面包的最大卖点在于——当你把它放到地上时,你会惊骇的发现,这面包竟然还能横着走路！正可谓是集食用与娱乐为一体。 Has a look at my right hand again, at first sight has nothing special, even the most basic claw and pliers do not have, only then makes two halves after this bread, you can discover the connotation in it deeply concealing, right, this is a bread that has falling, moreover is not ordinary falling, is from pair of child sea deep sea-bed below 20,000 meters one very precious illumination oval-shape fish, inside falling most is close to that part of anus making with this fish —— of —— internal organs, on is selective completely, thinks through a matter, without a doubt, this falls is also not after any natural food of processing, Please feel relieved to eat. 再看看我右手这个,乍一看没什么特别,甚至连最基本的爪子和钳子都没有,只有将这面包扳成两半以后,你才能发现它里面深藏不露的内涵,没错,这是一个有陷的面包,而且不是普通的陷,是取自双子海深海海底两万米以下一种十分珍贵的发光椭圆形鱼类,里面的陷就是用这种鱼的——内脏的——最接近肛门的那一部分做成,完全就是精挑细选,用心良苦,毫无疑问,这陷也是没有经过任何加工的天然食品,请放心食用。 Was put the last bread on table by me, must come to seek novelty compared with the first two some, just saw, I also think am the hot dog, but careful looked, discovered in the detail the two bread circles and small of some different —— outer layers, supposed likely the shape of egg, but the middle is clamping hot dog, no, that is not a sausage, the baker tells me, this thing may in a big way have the background, is from the seabed below 50,000 meters, 50 years float on —— of water surface spawning deep sea jumbo sea turtle time ***, under will cut not be less than half quarter . Is flowing the sea of blood *** inserts in two pieces of spheroidal bread center, this is of great success, really yes, cough cough, the significance is profound...... 被我摆在桌子上的最后一个面包,比起前二者就要来得猎奇一些了,刚看到的时候,我还以为是热狗,但是仔细一看,才发现细节上有些不同——外层的两片面包又圆又小,估摸像鸡蛋的形状,而中间夹着的热狗,不,那并不是香肠,面包师傅告诉我,这东西可大有来头,是取自海底五万米以下,五十年才浮上水面一次产卵的深海巨无霸海龟的——***,将砍下不到半刻钟,还流着鲜血的海***插在两片球型面包中央,这才算大功告成,果然是,咳咳,意义深远啊…… Looks to place three bread on table, three people of surface appearances peep, bears including Doug of starved ghost reincarnation has not started immediately. 看着摆放在桌子上的三个面包,三人面面相窥,连一副饿死鬼投胎的道格也忍住了没有立刻下手。 „My dear Wu, can tell me, can these bread really eat?” Ral cautious asking, Sari absolutely did not have the kitchen for these days, he is also awfully hungry now. “我亲爱的吴,能告诉我,这些面包真的能吃吗？”拉尔小心翼翼的问道,纱丽这几天完全没有下过厨,他现在也是饿坏了。 „Naturally.” My plausible saying: „Do not look that these bread of undistinguished appearance, tell you, but this inside material the seafood, does the seafood understand?” “当然。”我振振有词的说道:“别看这几个面包其貌不扬,告诉你们,这里面的材料可是海鲜,海鲜懂吗？” „!!” Hears the seafood two characters, three people of tiger bodies shake, called with amazement, immediately to the confidence of these three bread fully several points, this seafood regarding sea Rogue Encampment situated in grassland, precious food that but rich cannot buy, so long as this two character, to has not trod outside the mountain step poor saying that in addition probably „this is in the city the goods, easy-to-use”, is beyond control Ral they not to believe again. “哦哦！！”听到海鲜二字,三人不禁虎躯一震,惊讶的叫了起来,顿时对这三个面包的信心足了几分,这海鲜对于位于草原之海的罗格营地来说,可是有钱也买不到的珍贵食材,只要加上这两个字,就好像对从来没有踏出过山外一步的穷娃说“这可是城里货,好用着呢”,也再由不得拉尔他们不信。 „But, the flavor is a little probably strange.” Usually discrete Gopher, pinched the nose, say/way that some did not feel relieved. “可是,好像味道有点怪。”素来谨慎的格夫,捏起鼻子,还是有些不放心的道。 „This seafood is that taste, is hearing not much, eats that one fragrant character.” Cramp that almost smiles at heart, but on the face I actually am serious saying. “这海鲜就是那股味,闻着不怎么样,吃起来那就一个香字。”心里笑的几乎抽筋,但脸上我却是一本正经的说道。 The flavor, has certainly, you said that this put more than 20 days of fresh seafood, can not have the flavor? 味道,当然有,你说这放了二十多天的生海鲜,能没有味道吗？ Also is one „in city goods”, finally routed Ral their last defense line, three people manipulating strategically looked at one mutually, two sides Ral and Doug take the lead to launch an attack, will seem like quite normal crab bread and fish noodles hold/container Zhua in the palm, backward Gopher has the helpless choice turtle bread, the honest and good-natured person really to suffer a loss. 又是一句“城里货”,终于击溃了拉尔他们内心的最后一道防线,三人勾心斗角的互相看了一眼,两边的拉尔和道格率先发难,将看起来比较正常的螃蟹面包和鱼面包抓在手心,落后的格夫只好无奈的选择乌龟面包,老实人果然吃亏啊。 I long implored to sigh a meeting that breathed out short, looked that they handed the mouth the bread respectively, thought that they were too pitiful, therefore...... 我长吁短嘘的叹了一会,看他们各自将面包递到嘴里,觉得他们太可怜了,于是…… „Wait!!” I prevented them decisively: „This bread is no doubt delicious, but you did not think that what was short of?” “等等！！”我果断的阻止了他们:“这面包固然好吃,但是你们不觉得少了点什么吗？” Three people stopped, reveals the appearance that listens to reason modestly. 三人停了下来,均露出一副虚心受教的样子。 „Right, is this, the jam!!!” I hold up one bottle of golden jam fiercely high, cut gold/metal Jietie saying. “没错,就是这个,果酱啊！！！”我猛地将一瓶金黄色的果酱高高举起,斩金截铁的说道。 „, This jam has not seen unexpectedly golden yellow!” „The Lut Gholein thing, is really out of the ordinary!” „Only looked that shining color I can conclude, the flavor is very certainly good.” Three people gather round jam tch to express admiration, publishes the feeling of innermost feelings. “哦哦,这果酱竟然是从来没有见过的金黄色！”“鲁高因的东西,果然是非同凡响啊！”“光看那金灿灿的颜色我就可以断定,味道一定很好。”三人围着果酱啧啧称奇,纷纷发表着内心的感慨。 „Without the bread of jam matching, like not having Fallen of small thin-bladed knife, without Andariel of tentacle, Diablo that will not play with fire, is completely unqualified bread gourmand, comes, matter cannot be delayed, I help you smear.” Like this saying, I use the soup spoon the bread spread one inside and outside, that is glittering the golden ray bread, seemed the highest-quality caviar is ordinary, light/only the luster can want to drop mouth-wateringly. “没有果酱搭配的面包,就像没有小片刀的沉沦魔,没有触手的安达利尔,不会玩火的迪亚波罗,是完全不合格的面包美食家,来来,事不宜迟,我帮你们抹上吧。”这样说着,我用调羹将面包的里里外外都涂上了一层,那闪烁着金子光芒的面包,就仿佛是最高级的鱼子酱一般,光色泽就能让人垂涎欲滴。 „We are impolite.” Was seduced by the semblance, three people cannot attend to the jam of full hand, grabs the bread, big mouth bit, but I, then out has gone out, sighed one, is not does not want to look, but does not endure. “那我们就不客气了。”被外表所诱惑,三人也顾不得满手的果酱,就这么抓着面包,大口的咬了下去,而我,则是已经走出门外,叹了一声,不是不想看,而是不忍啊。 „~~ ~~ ~~ ~~!!!!!” “啊~~~~~~~~！！！！！” Today, is one lets all Rogue resident unforgetable days, because the day, sky over the camp reverberated in history to be saddest worst the most desperate pitiful yell sound! 今天,是一个让所有罗格居民都难以忘怀的日子,因为这一天,营地上空回荡起了有史以来最凄厉最绝望的惨叫声！ When I open the front door again, enters inside, the entire hall a Wolf affiliation piece, like the scene of murder, three has bit half of bread to scatter on the ground, above is also flowing the golden jam, is corresponding with it, three „corpse”, no, cannot say that is the corpse. 当我再次打开大门,走进里面,整个大厅已经狼藉一片,有如凶杀现场,三个咬了一半的面包散落在地上,上面还流淌着金黄色的果酱,与之相应的,三具“尸体”,不,也不能说是尸体。 Doug this old strip lies down on the ground, two close up sticks to the body, the whole body rear springs, stretches closely, tosses about by the waist strength unceasingly is bouncing, the cheek helps one gather, like a carelessly jumping up shore, the fresh big fish that struggles unceasingly, was needless saying that also knows he ate what bread. 道格这老条子躺在地上,两手靠拢紧贴身体,全身后弓,绷得紧紧的,不断凭借腰力折腾弹跳着,腮帮一张一合,就像一条不慎跳上岸边,正不断挣扎的鲜活大鱼,不用说也知道他吃了什么面包。 Ral this boy gripped a horse stance, two to become Qian, the mouth spits the foam, the eyeball high and low unceasing trundle, walking that is walks sideways, ahem, crab bread flavor how? 拉尔这厮则是扎了个马步,两手成钳,口吐白沫,眼珠上下不断滚动,走路那是横着走,哼哼,螃蟹面包的味道如何？ Pitiful Gopher, lying down is motionless on the ground, oh, my has heavens, is it possible that faced death bravely? In this world was short of an honest and good-natured person, but collects previous to look carefully, found this fellow is practicing the turtle breath big law. 可怜的格夫,躺在地上一动不动,噢,我的老天,莫非已经英勇就义了？这个世上又少了一个老实人啊,不过仔细凑前一看,才发现这家伙正在练龟息大法。 Until the evening, these three pitiful fellows sober, I was naturally taught by them unavoidably, was seized by three people jointly, stops up the mouth, hangs upside down is tying up the entire evening on the tree, actually the chief criminal is not I, is Aunt Sari, I added a fire, is looking in the room the warm flame, indistinct swallowing in gulps chews the sound, I only thought that the tonight's wind was cooler, the belly was hungrier. 直到晚上,这三个可怜的家伙才清醒过来,我自然免不了被他们教训一顿,被三人联手逮住,堵住嘴巴,倒吊着绑在树上整整一晚,其实罪魁祸首不是我,是纱丽阿姨啊,我只是添了一把火而已,望着屋里温暖的火光,还有隐约大口大口的吞嚼声,我只觉得今晚的风更凉了,肚子更饿了。 Afterward, Aunt Sari and Ral cold war considered a paragraph finally, from this can fully show, what Aunt Sari then is really goes flat intentionally, however, how should such matter explain? At that time who asked me to smile happiest. 事后,纱丽阿姨和拉尔的冷战总算告了一段落,由此可以充分证明,纱丽阿姨当时的确是故意撒气的,然而,这样的事情该怎么解释呢？谁叫我当时笑的最欢乐。 The day passes by day-by-day, either was tying up the training ground by the old drunkard, either was drawn by Cain is experimenting the paper, or kidnaps Sarah, plays with Valise together, the idle time and small spirit bicker, listens to Doug to boast to the bar in, then gazes after the teams of adventure teams to depart, greets teams of adventurer to return, they came back also for about a month from Ral, in the evening, I was just sweating profusely came out from the training ground, heard such a news, Mizuo's motorcade has come back. 日子就这么一天天过去,要么被老酒鬼绑着去训练场,要么被凯恩拉着去试验纸张,又或者是拐带莎拉,携上维拉丝一起游玩,闲时和小幽灵斗斗嘴,到酒吧里听道格胡吹,然后目送一队队冒险队伍离去,迎接一队队冒险者归来,自拉尔他们回来也将近一个月了,傍晚,我刚满头大汗的从训练场里出来,就听到这么一则消息,瓦瑞夫的车队已经回来了。