ROD :: Volume #3

#278: Boasting Doug

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„Words said that after Armageddon, as the god and demon God of founder, dies by heartbreak because of children this meaningless war, finally is dejected, changed to the Diablo three world own body, created the innumerable lives, includes our human......” “话说在末日战争以后,身为神与魔的缔造者的上帝,因子女们这场毫无意义的战争而伤心欲绝,最终心灰意冷,将自己的身躯化作了暗黑三世界,创造了无数生灵,其中也包括我们人类……” „Nonsense!!” “胡扯！！” „Brags!!” “瞎吹！！” „Enters the subject a bit faster!!” “快点进入正题！！” „......” “……” Regarding Doug mouth reckless divine art, the audience expressed the protest, this really must make him start to say from the Armageddon, no month of time do not want born speaking of the Doug his grandfather's grandfather absolutely. 对于道格口胡神功,观众纷纷表示抗议,这真要让他从末日战争开始说下去,没有一个月的功夫绝对别想说到道格他爷爷的爷爷出生。 „! Your this group of not patient young brats.” Doug is unwilling several, feel it is dangerous to antagonize the masses finally, to be honest, he also really wants saying that his one year or so, when these months of difficult experience, in addition face the Andariel pressure, lets in his belly these cowhides, constipation several months later suddenly looks for the gap to be the same, does not release not quickly. “切！你们这群没有耐心的小兔崽子。”道格心有不甘的吧嗒几下,最终还是觉得众怒难犯,说实话,他还真想说上他个一年半载,这几个月的艰苦历练,再加上面对安达利尔时的压力,让他肚子里那些牛皮啊,就像便秘了几个月后突然找缺口一般,不泄不快。 „That starts from the formation of Harrogath, makes your group of young brats open mind, understood that our hometown advantageous place benefits the environment, avoid goes to be regarded the hick to Harrogath by others when the time comes......” “那就从哈洛加斯的形成开始吧,也让你们这帮小兔崽子开开眼界,了解一下咱故乡得天独厚的地利环境,省得到时候去到哈洛加斯被别人当成土包子……” „, This did also say with you?......” Is the hiss is intermittent, takes Barbarian as especially, their a large part came from Harrogath, where has a need for Doug adding something superfluous and ruining the effect again. “切,这个还用你说？……”又是嘘声阵阵,尤以野蛮人为甚,他们很大一部分就是从哈洛加斯过来的,哪用得着道格再画蛇添足。 „Good, that takes our great Barbarian clan to rise for the beginning, making your brats understand the Barbarian imposing history.” Doug got angry, this crowd does not know that the in any case young brat, is always stopped up on the excrement that must draw by oneself. “好吧,那就以我们伟大的野蛮人一族崛起为起点,让你们这些兔崽子领略一下野蛮人轰轰烈烈的历史吧。”道格怒了,这群不知好歹的小兔崽子,老是让自己将就要拉出来的屎又堵了回去。 „We do not need......” everyone is not glad, a few strikes an attitude to adventurer of Doug comparison understanding. They settled on this boy to perform to want extra-heavy, walked an audience like ripping his meat. “我们不需要……”大伙不乐意了,少数对道格比较了解的冒险者作势欲走。他们就是看准了这厮表演欲特强,走一个观众就像割掉他一块肉。 „Okay good, sits down to me, starts from Catacombs third, his master, your group of young brats sooner or later because will little listen to Uncle Doug my a few words to regret the class/flow tears.” Doug is clenching jaws the say/way, seemed in the anus the heavy feeling to flow backwards, changed to the burden of whole body, that feeling irritably was very uncomfortable. “好好好,都给我坐下,就从墓穴第三层开始吧,他爷的,你们这帮小兔崽子迟早会因为少听道格大爷我一句话而后悔流涕的。”道格咬牙切齿着道,就好像肛门里沉甸甸的感觉全都倒流了回去,化作全身的累赘,那种感觉别提有多别扭难受了。 „First said that to you mouse person, as we all know, these little fellow heights less than half meter, thief skidding, all day takes runs back and forth in confusion the kitchen knife or the lance, some will also blow the needle, is really the danger.” Doug is gloomy the face saying that other adventurer also hearts have the relative sorrowfully nod in abundance, regardless of inside truly does have experiences the mouse person to be fierce, knows that these little things are not affable, pour in Catacombs three adventurer, at least 1/4 are because plants in their hands. “先给你们说说鼠人吧,大家都知道,这些小家伙身高不足半米,贼滑溜的,整天拿着把菜刀或者长矛乱晃,有些还会吹针,实在是危险之极。”道格阴沉着脸说道,其余冒险者也心有戚戚然的纷纷点头,无论里面有没有真正见识过鼠人厉害的,都知道这些小东西不好惹,倒在墓穴三层的冒险者,起码有四分之一是因为栽在它们手上。 „Then but knows how this Sir does cope their? Does not know that told you, discovered mouse person time, this Sir proceeded a stand, was these anything lance kitchen knife to cut on the body, then this ‚drinking’ caught up, clamped these weapon in the muscle, how regardless of the mouse person drew unable to draw, after gripping all weapon, Sir I made a false pretext single-handedly, gave to shake them, did not have the weapon mouse person, that has not played with.” Doug assumes an air of self approbation, on difference not nostril bygone days toward. “但是那么知道本大爷是怎么对付它们的吗？不知道吧,告诉你们,发现鼠人的时候,本大爷就那么往前一站,任那些什么长矛菜刀砍在身上,然后这样‘喝’的一声发力,就把那些个武器夹在肌肉里,无论鼠人怎么拉都拉不出来,等夹住所有的武器以后,大爷我一手虚托,就把它们给震开了,没有武器的鼠人,那还不跟个玩似的。”道格摇头晃脑,就差没把鼻孔往天朝了。 „Doug Boss, if they insert you lance ** , can also be able to grip?” Face laughing Barbarian asked, immediately makes the full house adventurer haha laugh, male self-satisfaction, female charming. “道格老大,万一它们把长矛都插到你**里,也能夹得住吗？”一个一脸嘻哈的野蛮人笑问,顿时让满堂的冒险者哈哈大笑,男的得意,女的娇羞。 Doug stared that small Barbarian one ruthlessly, disregards his words , to continue saying: „Once, the a Unique mouse person refuses to accept, wants to select with me only, this fellow is very smart, wants to puncture my eye, how you guess, flashes? Wrong!! Sir I am only the eyelid wink, gives to grip its lance sharp, cannot move, hahahaha ——” sky over Rogue Encampment reverberates the Doug extremely arrogant laughter, the end is nearby the even/including the most vicious wild dog also frightens the necking in clip tail. 道格狠狠瞪了那小野蛮人一眼,无视他的话,继续说道:“有一次,一个精英鼠人不服,想要和我单挑,这家伙贼机灵着呢,想刺我的眼睛,你们猜怎么着,闪？错！！大爷我只是眼皮一眨,就将它的矛尖给夹住,动弹不得,哈哈哈哈——”罗格营地上空回荡起道格狂妄的笑声,端是连附近最凶狠的野狗也吓得缩头夹尾。 „But, this can also achieve on this Sir, your young brats may not study.” Stopped the laughter, Doug wiped the mouth froth of corners of the mouth, saying that did not feel relieved. “不过,这也就本大爷能做到,你们这些小兔崽子可千万别学。”停下笑声,道格抹了抹嘴角的口沫子,不放心的说道。 „!” The people should say consistently, who must really believe the bragger Doug words, that brain definitely has the issue, dying was not injust. “哦哦！”众人一致应道,谁要真信了吹牛大王道格的话,那脑子肯定是有问题,死了也不冤。 Then, was one's turn the unlucky expellee, this crowd of dry corpse fire mage, once could catch up with the day not to have the ladder on three Ral three people, next impossible, but was different to the Doug mouth. 接着,就轮到倒霉的被驱逐者了,这群干尸火法师,曾经在三层将拉尔三人追得上天无梯,下地无门,但是到了道格嘴里就不同了。 „These clothes rods, never peaceful scurries about to light the fireworks, but also blackmails the mouse person and Dark One frequently, seriously disrupted the Catacombs three friendly harmonious social order, Sir I was unbearably angry at that time, therefore punches one with one, finally gave to teach all clothes rods, have not believed that did not believe itself to go to three to take a look, were the noses of these clothes rods are big and red, told you, this was my Doug hits.” “这些晾衣杆啊,老不安生的四处乱窜放烟花,还经常敲诈鼠人和黑暗魔,严重扰乱了墓穴三层友好和谐的社会秩序,大爷我当时一个气不过,于是遇一个揍一个,最后将所有的晾衣杆都给教训了一顿,你还别不信,不信自个去三层瞧瞧,那些晾衣杆的鼻子是不是都是又大又红,告诉你,这就是我道格打的。” „Breathes out ——” everyone to create a disturbance with one voice, who does not know that the expellee grew to be big and red nose, this is with their dry firewood body same famous second characteristics. “嘘嘘——”大家齐声起哄,谁不知道被驱逐者本来就长着个又大又红的鼻子啊,这可是和它们干柴般躯体一样出名的第二特征啊。 „From now, these clothes rods are one after another more obedient than the son, does not know? Once I washed clothes/armor not to have the place to dry in the sun, drew a clothes rod in the , it does not dare to put, automatic aware made me dry in the sun horizontally clothes/armor on the wall, until doing dingy running away.” Disregards creating a disturbance of people, Doug continues to pull , is to make people one roar with laughter. “从此以后,这些晾衣杆们一个个比儿子还要听话,知道不？有一次我洗完了衣服没地方晾,就在附近拉了根晾衣杆,它连个屁都不敢放,自动自觉的横在墙壁上让我把衣服晾上去,直到干了才灰溜溜的跑掉。”无视众人的起哄,道格继续扯到,又是让众人一阵哄堂大笑。 After third talked nonsense about the hour, finally Doug has not given full expression the topic belt/bring to fourth floor, then adventurers started gradually to take back the smile, the complexion became dignified, Andariel in the ruthless role that in Rogue Encampment was terrible, because many excel adventurer teams neglected to fall down for a while in her, skeleton that the giant throne that was made by the skeleton of adventurer, behind the throne full place, piled up, was the best proof. 在第三层胡扯了将近个把小时以后,道格终于意犹未尽的将话题带到第四层,这下冒险者们开始逐渐收回了笑脸,脸色变得凝重起来,安达利尔在罗格营地里可是谈虎色变的狠角色啊,有多少高强的冒险者队伍因为一时疏忽而栽倒在她脚下,那由冒险者的骸骨做成的巨大王座,还有王座后面满满一地、堆积如山的尸骨,就是最好的证明。 Also on Doug this old strip, let alone talks about Andariel, standing face-to-face same is also without turning a hair in front of her, is really the different kind, he continues saying of sputtering. 也就道格这老条子,别说谈及安达利尔,就是面对面的站在她前面也一样面不改色,实属异类,他继续口沫横飞的说道。 „This Andariel worthily is one of the four Lesser Evil, strength, only inferior Uncle Doug I one big plans, sees our three to rush, she angrily roars, making a move is violently poisonous aura, dark green toxic gas, dense looks like the locust to throw equally toward our front surface, I smell there is something wrong, although oneself do not fear this toxic gas, helpless also has two supporting role team member behind, at this important moment, Sir my miraculous glow flashes, attracts the full one breath, spouts fiercely, blew to vanish into thin air the toxic gas of this everywhere, made supporting role team member tide over this crisis finally, saw with own eyes me compared with her. Is fierce, this Andariel can ignore the face, leading one group of little brothers to come to bully few, I see that make other two people cope with these small roles hastily, oneself rush directly, fought with Andariel life and death......” “这安达利尔不愧是四大魔王之一,实力之强,也就仅逊色道格大爷我一大筹而已,见我们三个闯了进来,她怒吼一声,出手就是一个剧毒光环,墨绿色的毒气,黑压压的就像是蝗虫一样朝我们迎面扑来,我见势不妙,虽然自己不惧这毒气,但是无奈身后还有两个配角队友,在这关键时刻,大爷我灵光一闪,吸足一口气,猛地喷出,将这漫天的毒气吹了个烟消云散,总算让配角队友们渡过了这次危机,眼见我比她要厉害,这安达利尔也顾不上面子,带着一群小弟就想来个以多欺少,我见状连忙让其余二人对付那些小角色,自己则是正面冲上去,和安达利尔斗了个你死我活……” „Let alone, Doug Boss boasting time, but also really may be able to blow off violently poisonous aura.” What speech is that small Barbarian, people also nod of as if by prior agreement, thought that Doug that indeed was just most likely to become the fact, naturally, the possibility is also lower than 1/10000 and that's the end. “别说,道格老大的吹牛功夫了得,还真有可能能一口将剧毒光环吹散。”说话的是又是那个小野蛮人,众人也不约而同的点了点头,觉得道格刚刚那段的确最有可能成为事实,当然,可能性也低于万分之一就是了。 „Brat!!” Doug ridicules to empty the cup to pound, was hidden by that smart small Barbarian, everyone was happy, waiter is silently records this account. “臭小子！！”道格笑骂着将空杯子砸过去,被那个机灵的小野蛮人一躲,大家都乐了,侍者则是默默的将这一笔账记起来。 Like this said, also nothing but is beforehand innumerable adventurer defeats the edition of Andariel, but who Doug is, how can make this ‚imposing’ the conclusion of fight convention, said certainly one Andariel 99 th time **, life of opposite party only has is less than 1/10 time, the Doug complexion sinks. 这样说下去,无非也就是以前无数冒险者打败安达利尔的版本,但道格是谁,怎么能让这场‘轰轰烈烈’的战斗就此俗套的结束掉呢,当然说道自己将安达利尔第九十九次**,对方的生命只剩下不到十分之一的时候,道格的脸色一沉。 „When we think victory coming, the entire hall swayed suddenly, was hit by me is lying to pour in ground Andariel, the body blows out green glow suddenly, wound heals rapidly, in the mouth exudes ‚cī’ the sinister smile sound......” “就在我们以为胜利即将来临的时候,整个大厅突然摇晃了起来,被我打着趴倒在地上的安达利尔,身体突然爆出一阵绿芒,身上的伤口迅速愈合,口中发出‘呲呲’的阴笑声……” At this point, even if knows that Doug is talking nonsense, the people also elongated the neck, eager looks at Doug, sees only this old strip to stare the eye suddenly, is Saiyan to erupt the shape. 说到这里,纵使知道道格在胡扯,众人也不禁伸长了脖子,眼巴巴的看着道格,只见这老条子突然把眼一瞪,做赛亚人爆发状。 „ Hall swings is getting more and more fierce, falling the stone is billowing, dust everywhere, at this moment, that Andariel from ground stood up, the body erupts the imposing manner of moving mountains suddenly, she stares me saying: ‚You indeed are an honourable expert, I must acknowledge that I am not your opponent, but, after groaning...... this move creates, did not have the opportunity to use, you have this qualifications......’ “大厅摇的越来越厉害,落石滚滚,尘埃漫天,就在这时,那安达利尔突然从地上站了起来,身上爆发出排山倒海的气势,她直瞪着我道:‘你的确是个值得尊敬的高手,我得承认我不是你的对手,但是,哼哼……这一招自我创造出来后,就一直没有机会用过,你有这个资格……’ After saying, Andariel gets angry the eye circle to open the eyes suddenly, the big hand wields, the innumerable dark green gas gather in her hand, more gathers more, almost concentrates the essence...... ” Doug to dance with joy was saying, adds lip that becomes dry. 说完以后,安达利尔突然怒眼圆睁,大手一挥,无数墨绿色的气体聚集在她手上,越聚越多,几乎凝成实质……”道格手舞足蹈着说道,添添发干的嘴唇。 „In the moment of this life and death, I remembered mother, remembered the father, remembered the grandfather......( abbreviation), remembered our Barbarian the summit of mind ancient place —— Terry, recalls from the mind innumerably flashes through, I heaved a deep sigh, nods —— toward nearby Gopher is the non- world unique skill that the use was inherited time.” “就在这生死的一刻,我想起了妈妈,想起了爸爸,想起了爷爷……(省略),想起了我们野蛮人的心灵故所——亚特瑞之巅,无数回忆从脑海里闪过,我长叹一声,朝旁边的格夫点了点头——是动用祖传下来的不世绝技的时候了。” * * This chapter was short, later has a look also to be able again a code chapter, leaves too anticipated, will be the high tide will draw near, un un...... 这章少了点,待会看看还能不能再码一章,也别太期待,还有就是小高潮快到了,嗯嗯……
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