*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** The skeleton big dragon is angry very much. 骸骨巨龙很生气。 Its tooth did not pay attention to be captured unexpectedly, this was what kind of great shame, what shame was, it does not even know that who was a murderer, initially because rested died...... was not right, was the method of enemy was too mean, certainly used the extremely obscene ignominious means that was lagged behind by oneself, waits to wake, the time of responding, that most important 【Tooth】 Has disappeared. 它的牙齿竟然一个不留神被拔掉了,这是何等奇耻大辱,更耻辱的是,它甚至不知道谁是凶手,因为当初睡的太死了……不对,是敌人的手段太卑鄙了,一定是用了极其下流可耻的办法,才让自己后知后觉,等醒过来,反应过来的时候,那颗最重要的【牙齿】已经不见了。 Although fluctuates with the soul, very induction easily the position of that tooth, but that also hit the undying tired not bad sticky candy rag doll bear, from the beginning also threatens wants to come back the thing, afterward was mounted by this rag doll bear, the heart was tired, felt that cannot love again, in any case that 【Tooth】 To own function is not that big, gives up. 虽然凭着灵魂波动,很轻易的感应到了那颗牙齿的位置,但那有一头比自己还打不死累不坏的牛皮糖布偶熊,一开始还气势汹汹的想把东西要回来,后来被这头布偶熊黏上了,心累了,感觉不会再爱了,反正那颗【牙齿】对自己的作用已经不是那么大,也就作罢。 However, the shame of pulling a tooth cannot forget, therefore it promoted oneself vigilance —— especially only near the mouth, for is in the future one day of that hateful small very can act recklessly and runs to pull a tooth to oneself. 但是,拔牙之耻不能忘,因此它特地提升了自己的警觉心——仅在嘴巴附近,为的就是将来有一天那个可恶的小贼会不知死活的又跑来给自己拔牙。 Now, finally found the murderer ahh, is really your damn rag doll bear right, actually from the beginning has no question, otherwise that 【Tooth】 Why will appear on you, family/home fights you!!! 如今,终于找到凶手了啊啊啊,果然就是你这头该死的布偶熊没错,其实一开始就已经没有任何疑问了,否则那颗【牙齿】为什么会出现在你身上,伦家跟你拼啦！！！ Therefore skeleton big dragon ominous sends greatly, firepower 120 full, the violent punched COSPLAY bear ruthlessly, finally punished the pulling a tooth murderer thief. 于是骸骨巨龙凶性大发,火力120全开,狠狠暴揍了COSPLAY熊一顿,终于惩罚了拔牙凶手贼人。 Kills you, kills you, looked that you also do dare to come pull Lunjia the treasure tooth next time again! 打死你,打死你,看你下次还敢不敢再来拔伦家的宝贝牙齿！ ...... …… „Does not know how to do, probably was worse with the relations of that skeleton big dragon.” “不知怎么搞的,好像和那头骸骨巨龙的关系更恶劣了。” Was punched the black bear, some Druid that escapes scared shitless, the whole body is entangling the bandage, was deep during the deep thought that why this is, has anything to be worth being angry, my is to install the tooth to you. 被揍成狗熊,屁滚尿流逃回来的某德鲁伊,全身缠着绷带,陷入了深深的沉思当中,这到底是为什么呢,有什么值得那么生气,我这可是为了给你装牙啊。 Is puzzling, saw exactly the crystal gnawed the red-roast hoof to pass by, eaten being greedy, therefore, I greeted her to come. 百思不得其解,恰好看到水晶啃着红烧蹄子路过,吃的满嘴流油,于是,我招呼她过来。 „Does, the thing of crystal cannot apportion anybody.” Was sees my five levels unable to do the misdemeanor probably disabled, this sprouted the glutton to run stupid, half hoof toward back conceals, wiped greasy corners of the mouth —— , since obtaining the big dragon novice big gift parcel, clothes/armor of belt/bring automatic clean function has just like become the napkin of crystal. “干嘛,水晶的东西不会分给任何人哦。”大概是见我五级伤残干不了坏事,这蠢萌吃货屁颠屁颠跑来,把半个蹄子往背后一藏,抹了抹油腻的嘴角——自从获得巨龙新手大礼包以后,带自动清洁功能的衣服俨然已经成了水晶的餐巾。 „Again close.” I beckon unceasingly. “再靠近一点。”我不断招手。 „Does not want.” “不要。” „Tonight makes do delicious to you.” “今晚让碧丝给你做好吃的。” „, Reached an agreement cannot renege on a promise, deceiving people was the puppy.” Crystal little darling goes forward several steps. “哦,说好了不许反悔,骗人是小狗。”水晶乖乖的上前几步。 „Come, opening mouth makes me look.” “来,张开嘴让我瞧一瞧。” „Does? The crystal does not have the dental cavity, like your frail human, how the great noble big dragon not to possibly have the dental cavity.” “干嘛？水晶没有蛀牙,可不像你们脆弱的人类,伟大高贵的巨龙怎么可能会有蛀牙。” The crystal looks the doubts, little darling „~~ under tempting of food ~” opened the small mouth, revealing one will be really impossible to have the dental cavity snow white good tooth, was complying with that the tooth will be good, the appetite will be good. 水晶面露疑惑,在食物的引诱下还是乖乖“啊~~~”的张开了小嘴,露出一口果然不可能会有蛀牙的雪白好牙,正应了那句,牙好,胃口就好。 I put out a hand, the thumb and index finger the small mouth that opens from the crystal worm one's way into dexterously, press firmly between the fingers a tooth, pulled out pulling out. 我伸手,大拇指和食指从水晶张开的小嘴里轻巧钻了进去,捏住一颗牙齿,拔了拔。 Then was flown by crystal red-roast hoof PIA. 然后被水晶一红烧蹄子PIA飞了。 „Pet owner was really a super invincible big bastard, the crystal pays no attention to you.” Leaves behind such a few words sadly, the crystal is gnawing the hoof, running away of wū wū sob. “饲主真是个超级无敌大坏蛋,水晶不理你了。”留下这么一句话,水晶伤心的边啃着蹄子,边呜呜哭泣的跑掉了。 Some Druid that the midair swivel 10,800 degrees fall to the ground the lying down corpse, the face pasted the ice-cold muddy land to reveal the color of ponder: Un, it seems like that the big dragon indeed does not like pulling a tooth, the skeleton big dragon was angry is also excusable. 半空转体一万零八百度落地躺尸的某德鲁伊,脸贴着冰冷的泥地露出了沉思之色:嗯,看来巨龙的确不怎么喜欢被拔牙,骸骨巨龙那么生气也就情有可原了。 However, I underestimated the dislike degree of big dragon to pulling a tooth, the complaint of crystal goods is great, not only enjoyed my red-roast hoof to rise the dragon fist to make me at that time injure on adds the wound, in dinner, but also considered my shape before everyone ruthlessly. 然而,我还是低估了巨龙对拔牙的厌恶程度,水晶这货的怨念不浅,不仅当时就赏了我一记红烧蹄子升龙拳让我伤上加伤,在晚饭的时候,还在大家面前狠狠告了我一状。 „Everyone listened to the crystal saying that pet owner super big bastard, big Brute, handles the matter that Brute was inferior to the crystal today, simply was immoral, person god altogether indignant, nondescript, was open-minded!” “大家听水晶说,饲主这个超级大坏蛋,大禽兽,今天对水晶做了一件禽兽不如的事情,简直就是伤风败俗,人神共愤,不伦不类,不耻下问！” Eats to the full the crystal of belly, wiped a greasy mouth, is eating my family's rice flour, is eating my family's cooking soup, carried the bowl to eat meal, puts down the chopsticks to shout 'fuck your mom'. 吃饱肚子的水晶,抹了一把油乎乎的嘴巴,吃着我家的米面,喝着我家的炖汤,端起碗吃饭,放下筷子就骂娘了。 Moreover was used together mistakenly the two word, this language was Anxi coach teaches? 而且还连用错了两个词,这语文是安西教练教的么？ „I have never thought that but I had guessed correctly that your Brute Druid will take sooner or later this step, can endure patiently the present also to calculate that is not easy, the little darling is without a fight, strives to treat leniently.” The Evil Dragon two words did not ask, leading the small hands of thousand honored strength to press my shoulder stubbornly, saying book had pressing of tacit understanding while convenient very much another side. “真没想到,不过我早就猜到你这禽兽德鲁伊迟早会迈出这一步,能忍耐到现在也算不容易了,乖乖束手就擒,争取宽大处理吧。”恶龙蕾娜二话不问,带着千钧之力的小手死死摁住了我的肩膀,顺便一说本子娜很有默契的摁住了另外一边。 „Never expected that you can also under go well the crystal, isn't she Saint moon/month virtue Wolf diminished version? Your this Brute don't plan to let off?” A book face is shocking, not only need suppress me firmly, and wishes one could to shut out leaves my disgusting Druid, a very puzzled expression. “没想到你连水晶也能下得了手,她不是圣月贤狼的缩小版吗？难道说你这禽兽连自己都不打算放过？”本子娜一脸震惊,既要把我牢牢压住,又恨不得嫌弃的离我这个恶心德鲁伊远一点,一副十分纠结的表情。 „You gave me to suffice!” Sees the misunderstanding to get bigger and bigger, I get rid of Bind furiously, plunges the crystal. “你们都给我够了！”眼看误会越闹越大,我奋力摆脱束缚,扑向水晶。 „Is good your crystal, is intentionally, said to me the words a bit faster clearly.” “好你个水晶,是故意是不是,快点把话给我说出清楚。” „Crystal and Brute pet owner, had been handled that matter nothing more to be said that at least wanted the graciousness to break the righteousness certainly three days.” The crystal casts aside the face, ignoring you. “水晶和禽兽饲主已经没什么好说的了,被做了那种事情,至少要恩断义绝三天了。”水晶一撇脸,不鸟我。 Therefore, my left hand water jar, a right hand palm of the hand, sneers. Under the despotic power, the crystal honest explanation was clear about this matter finally. 于是,我左手一个水缸,右手一个巴掌,冷笑不已。迫于淫威,水晶终于老老实实解释清楚了这件事。 „Extremely evil pet owner actually wants to pull out the tooth of crystal, everyone said that is excessive, is Brute was inferior.” “万恶的饲主竟然想要拔水晶的牙,大家说过分不过分,是不是禽兽不如。” Entire hall silent such a small meeting, later, Evil Dragon presses again me, icy reveals the two phrase: „Death penalty.” 整个大厅寂静了那么一小会,随后,恶龙蕾娜再次把我摁住,冷冰冰的吐露两个字眼:“死刑。” „Wait, why?!” “等等,为什么？！” „You pull out the tooth of crystal to make anything, should not be the strange novel will look, wants to make dragon tooth anything builds, if so, before you move toward the dishonest ways, humanity destruction is the best choice.” “你拔水晶的牙齿想做什么,该不会是奇奇怪怪的小说看多了,想弄点龙牙什么的去打造吧,如果是这样,在你走向邪门歪道之前,人道毁灭是最好的选择。” „Why! But is a tooth, I do not want to pull out, I only want to perform an experiment!” “为什么！只不过是一颗牙齿而已,还有我根本不是想拔,我只想做个试验！” „What makes to experiment?” “做什么试验？” „For example......” even at this kind of time, my unconventional doing dead attribute has not stopped, sees the Evil Dragon strength to have laxly, before works loose to turn over/to stand up to collect, the short distance and she is looking at each other. “比如说……”就算在这种时候,我那放荡不羁的作死属性也没消停下来,见恶龙蕾娜的力道有所松懈,一个挣脱翻身凑前,近距离和她对视着。 This Evil Dragon young girl as if had a scare by my action, in can feel that each other breathes hits under the distance on face, cowl slightly, visits me surprisedly, the cheek is a little red small flood. 这恶龙少女似乎被我的举动吓了一跳,在近的能感觉到彼此呼吸打在脸上的距离下,唇口微张,惊讶的看着我,脸蛋还有点小泛红。 Hou, cannot see, our Evil Dragon young ladies also very innocent, then, lets me further...... 哦嚯,看不出,我们的恶龙小姐还挺纯情的,那么,就让我更进一步地…… „You...... your you...... you actually want to be what your bastard, considers...... tells you...... you not to act unreasonably, otherwise...... otherwise......” “你……你你你……你到底想做什么你这混蛋,告……告诉你……你可别乱来,否则……否则……” Sees and approaches several points that I reach out for a yard after taking an inch, Evil Dragon stutter sends out the delicate threat. 见我得寸进尺的又逼近几分,恶龙蕾娜结结巴巴的发出柔弱威胁。 „Let alone words.” Gave a hand signal of hiss on her lip , the index finger and thumb cover her cheek to help the two sides, makes an effort gently, the cherry lips of that slightly were then pried open with high and low two rows of snow white neat white/shell tooth forcefully, making the present style seem like the title page of overbearing president series to be the same. “别说话。”在她唇上比了一个嘘声的手势,紧接着,食指和拇指扣住她的腮帮两边,轻轻用力,那微张的樱唇和上下两排雪白整齐的贝齿便被强行撬开,让眼前的画风看起来就像是霸道总裁系列的封面一样。 Then, I lift another hand, with similar method that before coped with the crystal, searched into the small mouth of Evil Dragon young girl, endured the warm and damp fragrant breath that exhaled from the moist mouth to hit the crisp heart on fingertip, in her sharp sharp small canine tooth......, was not the klein cinquefoil is right, pulled out pulling out above. 然后,我抬起另外一只手,用之前对付水晶的同样手段,探入恶龙少女的小嘴内部,忍着从湿润口腔呼出的温湿香息打在指尖上的酥心,在她那尖尖的小虎牙……不,是小龙牙才对,在上面拔了拔。 Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” At this moment, everyone clearly saw some Druid head death trillion star is glittering the most radiant ray, is all inferior other stars in nighttime sky. 这一刻,大家分明看到了某德鲁伊头上的死兆星正在闪烁着最璀璨的光芒,将夜空中的其他繁星全都比了下去。 „Always...... in brief, is misunderstanding thus and such and such, I want to try...... to try your responses.” Just dismantled soon bandage, does not know why twined in whole body, cough cough, the detail does not need to pay attention. “总……总而言之,就是如此这般的误会,我只是想试一试……试一试你们的反应而已。”刚拆下不久的绷带,不知为何又重新缠绕在了全身上下,咳咳,细节不必理会。 „Really is unbelievable, not only handled that excessive matter to the crystal, even/including Lei Boss has not let off, the crystal really misread the pet owner you, Brute, bastard.” The crystal is angrily rebuking ruthlessly I. “真是难以置信,不仅对水晶做了那么过分的事情,连蕾娜老大也没有放过,水晶真是看错饲主你了,禽兽,王八蛋。”水晶狠狠怒斥着我。 „, You are good, strong, considers by the mosquito...... not, was nipped one by the cockroach, endured on the past, if could not endure, this monkey humanity destruction, I wants to present should some people not to oppose.” “蕾娜,你还好吧,坚强点,就当是被蚊子……不,是被蟑螂咬了一口吧,忍一忍就过去了,要是忍不了,就将这猴子人道毁灭吧,我想在场应该不会有人反对。” Book comforted seems receiving the greatest shame to squat in Evil Dragon who an corner/horn called out in grief, the ice-cold vision that once for a while will punish threw. 本子娜安慰着仿佛受到了莫大耻辱而蹲在一角悲鸣的恶龙蕾娜,时不时将制裁的冰冷目光投过来。 „hahaha , I thinks that you apologized a bit faster are quite good.” Usually turns toward my Tiya, at this time also urged me to surrender as soon as possible. “啊哈哈哈,凡凡,我认为你还是快点道歉比较好。”就连平时向着我的蒂亚,此时也劝我尽快自首。 „Good, I have profoundly understood my mistake.” “好吧,我已经深刻认识到自己的错误了。” Through the crystal and Evil Dragon response, I had confirmed completely why the skeleton big dragon so will be hot the big reason, the hateful red and white princess, all setters, the chief criminal , is actually satiated with food and wine to feel the belly now as if nothing has happened in that Beijing paralysis, did not attend to me suffering the big crisis quite the same as. 通过水晶和恶龙蕾娜的反应,我已经完全确认了骸骨巨龙为什么会如此火大的原因,可恶的红白公主,一切的始作俑者,罪魁祸首,现在却跟没事人一样,吃饱喝足摸着肚子在那北京瘫,浑然不顾我这边遭遇到了多大的危机。 Then, I said matter also one by one of skeleton big dragon, to prove goal that oneself did that was not prompted by a sudden impulse situated in anything or does, but had very right reason. 说罢,我将骸骨巨龙的事情也一一道出,以证明自己这么做的目的,并非是处于什么心血来潮或者是作死,而是有十分正当的理由。 Although this right reason also very does and that's the end. 虽然这个正当的理由也挺作死就是了。 „Hou, because of this, you wants to know that pulls a tooth to a big dragon clan means anything is right.” The corner of the eye also leads Evil Dragon of ashamed tears, as if finally understood my difficulties. “哦嚯,原来是因为这个,你是想知道拔牙对巨龙一族而言到底意味着什么对吧。”眼角还带着羞耻泪光的恶龙蕾娜,似乎终于理解了我的苦衷。 „Right, you can understand well.” “对对对,你能理解就好。” „Then, what conclusion draws?” Saw that Evil Dragon and crystal still in approach to me unceasingly, I have wonderfully, cannot only explain with every effort. “然后呢,得出一个什么样的结论？”眼看恶龙蕾娜和水晶还在不断向我逼近,我心生不妙,只能尽力解释。 „Obtained your big dragon to regard as important tooth conclusion very much, right now finally can understand why the skeleton big dragon will be angry, was lucky your two, was really thanks.” “得出了你们巨龙很看重牙齿这一结论,这下子终于能理解为什么骸骨巨龙会那么生气了,多亏了你们两个,真是太感谢了。” „Hou, can draw like this correct conclusion drawn, your intelligence quotient looks like not bad.” “哦嚯,能得出这样的正确结论,你的智商看来不差。” „Overpraised.” I smile one bashfully, patted the back of the head, the uninformed danger was approaching...... “过奖过奖。”我羞笑一声,拍了拍后脑勺,浑然不知危险正在逼近…… ... 。。。