*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Perhaps only ate half full relations, outside this red and white fight Ljig low, was easily seized to take down by me. 或许是只吃了半饱的关系,这红白战斗力格外低下,轻易就被我逮住放倒了。 „Wait, high-rising, wait/etc, this is the misunderstanding, the misunderstanding!” “等等,兀,等等,这是误会,误会！” „At just the right moment, my fist also called the misunderstanding, wants to ask you to taste.” I fling the fingerprint big( thought) the fist, eyes covetously. “真巧,我这拳头也叫误会,想叫你品尝一下。”我甩了甩斗箕大(自认为)的拳头,虎视眈眈。 „That is...... cracks a joke , has not really made that matter.” “那是……开玩笑,真的,没有做出那种事。” „Really?” Actually my not big letter/believes, because the fifth picture is relatively crude, only then a bed, lacks front four to regard the feeling full belief basis. “真的？”其实我也不大信,因为第五幅画相对简陋,只有一张床而已,缺少前面四幅让人即视感十足的信服依据。 But the feeling, fifth also regards the feeling to be full, likes such deceiving with the quilt completely, whom does not have besides shyest Valise...... wait/etc, now is not when thinks these! 但就感觉而言,第五幅同样是即视感十足,喜欢那样用被盖完全蒙住的,除了最害羞的维拉丝以外也没谁……等等,现在不是在想这些的时候吧！ I am staring at the red and white princess that especially innocent eye again wickedly, hopes that can find a flaw, but this goods performing skill is excellent, when regardless of can maintain calm calm, making people think that she perhaps is beyond one does not have in the moral integrity to have the moral integrity fellow. 我重新恶狠狠的盯着红白公主那特无辜的眼睛,希望能找到一丝破绽,不过这货演技极好,而且无论在什么时候都能保持的一份从容淡定,让人觉得她说不定是一个外无节操内有节操的家伙。 „Thinks carefully how we may make that and other bored things.” “仔细想想,吾等怎么可能会去做那等无聊的事情呢。” „Others said that I also really believed that you were different, you seemed like the fellow who will handle this bored matter.” I am unforgiving. “别人这么说我还真信了,你不同,你很像是会去做这种无聊事情的家伙。”我不依不饶。 „High-rising said, is really affecting.” “兀这么说,真叫人伤心。” „You, if really dares to make this matter, I will make you sad.” “你如果真敢做出这种事,我会让你更伤心。” „Relieved relieved, really does not have, the high-rising thinks carefully our then situations, belly hungry soon presents the illusion time, is not thinking how to make eat also handles this matter, even the female sex fiend is still insufficient the hunger and thirst to such degree.” “安心安心,真的没有,兀仔细想想吾等当时的处境,肚子饿的快要出现幻觉的时候,不想着怎么去弄点吃的还去做这种事情,就算是女色魔也不至于饥渴到此等程度吧。” „......” Good, I must acknowledge that this is most Li Ju fu explanation that I hear, therefore loosened the red and white princess slowly. “……”好吧,我得承认这是我听到的最李菊福的解释,于是慢慢松开了红白公主。 Sits to pat the red and white princess of dust on the sleeve is moistening, does not know that thought of anything, suddenly stares, tearful eyes tearful before , that five pictures hug in the bosom, very sad appearance. 坐起来拍着袖子上沾的尘土的红白公主,不知道想到了什么,忽然一愣,紧接着泪眼汪汪的将之前那五幅画抱在怀里,很伤心的样子。 „Paper, the precious paper, was wasted like this.” “纸,珍贵的纸,就这样被浪费了。” Well, can this blame me? Should unable, who to enable this goods to say a few words matter that being probable...... is not right with five, is four pictures expresses, moreover in the picture the ugly this Druid image, is really deliberately absurd, can forgive her is the greatest mercy, gave up any idea of that I pity her to compensate for her damage again. 咦,这能怪我吗？应该不能吧,谁让这货把可以一句话说完的事,非得用五幅……不对,是四幅画来表达,而且画中刻意丑陋本德鲁伊的形象,实在岂有此理,能原谅她已经是莫大的慈悲了,休想我再怜悯她赔偿她的损失。 Therefore, I to the red and white princess the hiding desire vision that came from the tears CIC, looks but not see, blows the whistling to look around. 因此,我对红白公主从泪目中投来的隐蔽乞求目光,视而不见,吹着口哨东张西望。 „Without the means that has to look at to sell these five pictures, how to see is not the good thing, can sell gold coin?” Red and white princess disappointed sighing, stands, plans to think in addition its law recalls 【Huge】 Loss. “没办法,只好把这五幅画看能不能卖了,怎么看也不是好东西呢,能卖一个金币吗？”红白公主失望的叹了口气,站起来,打算另想它法挽回【巨大】损失。 „You...... you were saying that what nonsense, this thing let alone gold coin, a steamed bun cannot trade, loses heart.” “你……你在说什么傻话呀,这种玩意别说一个金币,一个馒头也换不回来,死心吧。” My sharp loudness said, is concealing the vacillation of innermost feelings vigorously, is not good, cannot make her sell out these five pictures, first did not say last that the content cannot be described, is only another four, I thought that will have many loving adventurer to be liberal with the wallet to buy, pastes on the bedhead, daily is gripping the nail to the bear face of my feature article. 我尖锐的大声说道,极力掩饰着内心的动摇,不好,不能让她将这五幅画卖掉,先不说内容不可描述的最后一幅,光是另外四幅,我觉得就会有很多喜闻乐见的冒险者会不吝钱包买下来,贴在床头上,天天对着我那张特写的熊脸扎钉子。 Must prevent the red and white princess to be good, but Rogue third parsimonious violated at this time, does not want to buy, what to do? I hit a sound to refer. 必须阻止红白公主才行,但是这时候罗格第三吝啬偏偏犯了,就是不想花钱买,怎么办？我打了个响指。 „Right, gave your dry rations a moment ago, is not gives for nothing, uses these five useless not valuable thing, recalls a loss of such grain of meter/rice reluctantly, wants to come not to have the means squeezes more things from your hungry fellow feeling dizzy, this business really owed in a big way.” “对了,刚才给你的干粮,也不是白给的,就用这五张无用不值钱的玩意,勉强挽回那么一粒米的损失吧,想来也没办法从你这种饿的发晕的家伙身上压榨出更多东西了,这买卖真是亏大了。” „These food, does the high-rising also need to receive money?” The red and white princess visits me disappointedly, one „we are not the good friend” such interrogation vision, but she was the little darling handed over that several pictures, felt probably, these thing were not indeed valuable, the same five white papers could not trade continually probably, given was very happy. “那些食物,兀还要收钱吗？”红白公主失望的看着我,一副“我们不是好朋友吗”这样的质问目光,不过她还是乖乖把那几幅画递了过来,大概是心里觉得,这些玩意的确是不怎么值钱,连同样的五张白纸大概都换不回来,给的很痛快。 Therefore this red and white princess's business mind, was unable to cope, earlier loses heart the wharf to be the transport worker to make money to be perhaps more credible. 所以说这红白公主的生意头脑呀,没治了,早点死心去码头做搬运工人赚钱或许更靠谱一些。 „On the other hand, does the high-rising, as if ask us to have the matter?” “话说回来,兀,似乎找吾等有事？” When I receive the drawing paper, ponders over how should process their times, the red and white princess to is very aware says, she did not say that I also really forgot for a while! 等我将画纸收好,琢磨着该怎么处理它们的时候,红白公主到是很自觉的自己提出来了,她不说我还真一时忘记了！ „It seems like you track me to track real many.” I am false smile, does not know why the fist of named misunderstanding started to be ready to make trouble. “看来你跟踪我跟踪的真不少呀。”我皮笑肉不笑,不知为何名为误会的拳头又开始蠢蠢欲动了。 „Generally, generally, which individual hand can from rubbing easily to the food, we clear.” The corner of the eye flashes through together the sharp vision, the red and white princess said. “一般,一般,能从哪个人手中更轻易的蹭到饭,吾等内心清楚的很。”眼角闪过一道锐利的目光,红白公主如是说道。 „Matter of relying on one's own effort to revive what to do?” “自力更生的事情怎么办？” „Thinks carefully, our great witch clan does not need to show whether to rely on one's own effort to revive, looks like the god, does not need to prove own intelligence quotient to the mortal.” “仔细一想,吾等伟大的巫女一族根本不需要去证明能否自力更生,就像是神,无须向凡人证明自己的智商。” „Always felt that your saying intent has referred to is the misconception? You were fantasizing I who how the native place survives until now am interested very much.” “总感觉你这话意有所指是错觉吗？还有你在幻想乡里至今为止到底是怎么存活下来的我很感兴趣。” „Consecrates.” The red and white princess pulls out the competition cash box immediately, visits me with the vision of hope, some time has not seen the fellow who almost forgot this to eat meal. “供奉。”红白公主立刻掏出赛钱箱,用希冀的目光看着我,一段时间没见都差点忘了她这吃饭的家伙了。 „Also, goes to the village time, there is a much better person of good intention to consecrate our abundant food.” “还有,去村子的时候,有好多好心人会供奉吾等充裕的食物。” „Spoken lines select you in the fantasy township in Dark Continent, by dining to earn a living, has not relied on one's own effort to revive the ability is right.” “说白点你无论是在幻想乡还是在暗黑大陆,都是靠蹭饭过活,从来就没有自力更生的能力对吧。” „Right.” “没错。” „It was unexpectedly refreshed the acknowledgment that and smelly was not concerned about face!” “竟然十分爽快且臭不要脸的承认了！” „This is our proper treatment.” “这是吾等应有的待遇。” „Treatment is the treatment, the ability is the ability, this point cannot change the fact of waste material you are unable to rely on one's own effort to revive, like me, this fool can also easily support itself as well as everyone person.” “待遇是待遇,能力是能力,这一点也改变不了你是无法自力更生的废材的事实,像我,这种笨蛋也能轻易养活自己以及一大家人。” „High-rising, mouth accidental/surprised sinister.” By red and white princess of having nothing to say in reply I said that drank the hot tea directly, you to engaged in introspection to me! Where this hot tea braves suddenly! “兀,嘴巴意外的毒辣呢。”被我说的无言以对的红白公主,径直喝起了热茶,你到是给我反省反省啊！还有这热茶到底是从哪里忽然冒出来的！ It is not right, I to not complain her today am coming. 不对,我今天可不是为了吐槽她来着。 The deep breath one breath was calmed down secretly by oneself, like my yearning moral integrity yearned that yearned brightly the electronic and proton Druid, how can lower oneself to the same level with this no moral integrity witch? 深呼吸一口气暗暗让自己冷静下来,像我这种向往节操向往光明向往电子和质子的德鲁伊,怎么能和这无节操巫女一般见识？ „We chatted some proper business.” “咱们来聊些正事吧。” „Said that come, you're welcome, drinks tea.” The red and white princess with the magnanimous attitude that a master entertains a guest, hands over her mysterious hot tea to me. “说吧,来,不用客气,喝茶喝茶。”红白公主以一副主人待客的高姿态,给我递来她神秘的热茶。 Is what does, is this legendary younger sister juice tea? 到底是什么做的,这难道就是传说中的妹汁茶？ Thinks, in order to one side the insurance I first put the teacup, then almost forgotten skeleton big dragon ZZ will take. 想了想,保险起见我先将茶杯放一边,再将差点被遗忘的骸骨巨龙ZZ拿出来。 „This thing, do you still remember?” “这玩意,你还记得吗？” This no moral integrity witch crooked tilting the head, thinks carefully, suddenly pats the palm. 这无节操巫女歪了歪头,仔细思索一番,忽然一拍手心。 „Completely forgot.” “完全忘记了。” I: „......” 我:“……” The memory of this goods was also the dregs to the extremely heartshaking and moving situation, was I separate many years of blood younger sister? 这货的记忆力也是渣到了惊天地泣鬼神的地步,难道是我失散多年的亲妹妹？ Without the means that I have honest from beginning to end explained: „Now did you know? This thing can control the skeleton big dragon, but I, am searching for the means of control now.” 没办法,我只好老老实实的从头到尾解释了一遍:“现在你知道了？这玩意可以控制骸骨巨龙,而我,现在正在寻找控制的办法。” „Oh ~~ ~” red and white princess voices significance unclear opinions. “喔哦~~~”红白公主发出一声意义不明的感叹。 „What matter therefore , does the high-rising look for our behavior?” “所以说,兀来找吾等到底所为何事？” „I felt, since were your first discovered initially perhaps this staff, will have what clue, where for example discovered staff, discovered its time was what condition.” “我觉得既然当初是你第一个发现这根法杖的,说不定会有什么线索,比如说是在什么地方发现法杖,发现它的时候是什么状态。” „” Sipped hot tea gently, the red and white princess looks like an image of Buddha to sit cross-legged, for a long time does not have the sound. “咝”地轻轻啜了一口热茶,红白公主像一尊佛像般盘坐着,许久没有动静。 Then spread her sleeping soundly sound from the nose. 然后从鼻子里头传出了她的酣睡声。 Eats my black bear meteor fist! 吃我一记狗熊流星拳！ Was falling asleep condition actually clever left Yaoyou suspends like the tumbler obviously the rocking upper part avoided the complete attack, the red and white princess woke up spookily. 明明是睡着状态却灵巧的左摇右摆像不倒翁一样晃动上半身躲开了全部攻击,红白公主幽幽醒来。 „Sorry, the filling the belly sleepiness of came up.” “抱歉,填饱了肚子睡意就上来了。” „Do you also cross in the shrine are raising pigs like this general life?” My volume braves the blue vein. “你在神社里也是过着这样养猪一般的生活？”我额冒青筋。 „Because is very idle, these evil people do not run to open the shrine daily, they do not do evil, as a just side, we could not find any excuse to be able righteous crusades against teaches them.” “因为很闲嘛,那些恶徒又不是天天都跑来拆神社,她们不来作恶,作为正义的一方,吾等也找不到任何借口可以理直气壮的去讨伐教训她们。” „How I thought that you are more like the evil person who is ready to make trouble?” “我怎么觉得你更像是蠢蠢欲动的恶徒呢？” „Detail does not need to care, where speaking was coming a moment ago? The high-rising wants to know that origin of this staff is right.” “细节不必在意,刚才说到哪来着？兀是想知道这根法杖的来源对吧。” „Didn't this listen?” I slightly feel happily, did not need itself to repeat finally. “这不是听了进去吗？”我略感欣慰,总算不用自己重复了。 „In the nest of that skeleton big dragon.” “在那头骸骨巨龙的窝里。” „Hey, at that time is it sleeping in? How you are pick from its nest, your does not call to pick, steals, steals is right!” I could not bear complain, this no moral integrity witch trough simply should not be too many. “喂喂,当时它正在里面睡觉吧？你是怎么从它窝里捡来的,你这已经不叫捡了吧,是偷,是偷才对吧！”我又忍不住吐槽了,这无节操巫女槽点简直不要太多。 „We also think strangely, makes an effort to pull obviously from its head, had not actually been discovered, thinks carefully also is really a lazy dragon.” “吾等也觉奇怪,明明是从它脑袋上使劲扳下来的,却没有被发现,仔细想想还真是一头懒龙。” „Good, robs the confirmation, I urged you to surrender earlier, now also with enough time.” “好吧,抢劫确认,我劝你早点去自首吧,现在还来得及。” Complained while combs the red and white princess's words rapidly, pulled from the head? This thing seems like the plug to be the same, can insert in some fixed place can play the control action? The skeleton big dragon is so but big, this wand a wee bit, where should insert, by some chance invalid, does that meat dumpling beat a dog not to return? 一边吐槽一边迅速梳理红白公主刚才的话,从脑袋上扳下来的？难道这玩意像是插头一样,要插在某个固定的地方才能起控制作用？可是骸骨巨龙那么大,这手杖只有一丁点,到底该插到哪里,还有万一行不通,那岂不是肉包子打狗有去无回？ „In addition, other impressions?” “除此之外,还有其他印象吗？” „, Right .” The red and white princess whips the palm, remembered anything. “啊,对了,还有。”红白公主拍打手心,又想起了什么。 „Actually this thing is very from the beginning big, after being pulled, becomes that small.” “其实这玩意一开始很大的,被扳下来后才变得那么小。” „Such important matter you said earlier!” I could not bear the anger raise a mind tea table finally, this no moral integrity witch absolutely was intentional right. “这么重要的事情你到是早点说啊！”我终于忍不住怒掀了一记心灵茶几,这无节操巫女绝对是故意的没错。 „Therefore accurately said, should be its tooth is right.” Disregards my looking angrily , the red and white princess said most essential a few words. “所以准确来说,应该是它的牙齿才对。”无视我的怒视,红白公主说出了最关键的一句话。 „You unexpectedly others' tooth pulling out?” “你竟然把别人的牙齿给拔了？” „~~ ~ how should say that the high-rising will have this feeling occasionally, sees in others tooth, one is to sparkle to shine, will have impulsion that wants to pull out it.” “呀~~~该怎么说呢,偶尔兀也会有这种感觉吧,看到别人一口牙齿中,有一颗是闪闪发亮的,会有想把它拔出来的冲动。” „Issue is, you pulled out others teeth, hasn't the skeleton big dragon waked to discover you unexpectedly?” “问题是,你把人家牙都拔了,骸骨巨龙竟然还没醒过来发现你？” „, We recorded.” Pats the palm again, this goods as if intermittence loses recalls the young girl to be the same, head sometimes spirit sometimes not spirit remembers something. “哦,吾等又记起来了。”再次一拍手心,这货仿佛间歇性失忆少女一样,脑袋时灵时不灵的想起一些东西。 „You looked, it is not quite good to cope, right.” “你看,它比较不好对付,对吧。” „It is not far more than good to cope.” I rubbed to shoulder subconsciously, recall to make into at least the pitiful experience of level 3 injury on job by the skeleton big dragon each time. “何止不好对付。”我下意识揉了揉肩背,回忆起了每次都被骸骨巨龙打成至少三级工伤的悲惨经历。 „Therefore , pasted many sleep symbols before pulling out.” “所以说,在拔之前给它贴了许多睡眠符。” „What thing is sleep symbol?” “睡眠符是什么玩意？” „Does high-rising, need to try?” Red and white princess two eyes illumination pulls out a spell, prepares to paste on my forehead, planned that while I fall asleep sets anything's example. “兀,要试一试吗？”红白公主两眼发光的掏出一张符咒,准备贴到我的额头上,打算乘我睡着的时候做点什么的样子。 „Please excuse my inability to comply.” I push the hand that she extends directly, finally sleep symbol accuracy unmistakable counter- post on red and white princess forehead. “敬谢不敏。”我直接将她伸来的手一推,结果睡眠符准确无误的反贴在了红白公主额头上。 Her body one crooked, rested. 她身子一歪,就这么睡死了。 Lying trough, unexpectedly ultra effective! 卧槽,竟然超有效！ „Sorry, deceives your.” The red and white princess's upper part like the zombie straightens up. “抱歉,骗你的。”红白公主像僵尸一样上半身挺直起来。 The lying trough, can I punch to cry this goods?! 卧槽,我能揍哭这货吗？！ „Then mentioned the sleep symbol is also false?” “那么说来睡眠符也是假的？” „Un, in the final analysis, if really has the sleep symbol that can make the skeleton big dragon be captured the tooth unable to wake up, makes the difficulty of this type of thing, does not compare gets rid of its small many directly.” “嗯,说到底,如果真有能让骸骨巨龙被拔掉牙齿也醒不来的睡眠符,做出这种东西的难度,已经不比直接干掉它小多少了。” „Said probably is reasonable, ok, we first do not intertwine in this place.” “说的好像有道理,算了,咱先别在这种地方纠结。” „Continuously in this place puzzled is not the high-rising is right?” “一直在这种地方纠结的不是兀才对吗？” „Today dinner not your share.” “今天晚饭没你份。” „Being unfair to me was wrong.” “对不起我错了。” „You really confirmed that this is the tooth of skeleton big dragon?” “你真的确认这是骸骨巨龙的一颗牙齿？” „At least discovered its time, it indeed inlays on the gum of skeleton big dragon, extracted downward used an effort.” “至少发现它的时候,它的确是镶在骸骨巨龙的牙床上,拔下来着实费了一点劲。” In other words, perhaps I can insert in the mouth of skeleton big dragon it, as the matter stands is happy, the tooth of its defect looked finally, perhaps did a happiness, complete the friend with me? 也就是说,或许我可以把它重新插回骸骨巨龙的嘴巴里,这样一来皆大欢喜,它缺失的牙齿终于找回来了,说不定一个高兴,就和我做好朋友了呢？ I pulled out your tooth, now, I insert it, you should thank me, from now we were the good friends. 我把你的牙齿拔了出来,现在,我又将它插回去,你应该感谢我,从此以后我们就是好朋友了。 „......” “……” Good, can only believe that temporarily this logic, hoping the skeleton big dragon to be silly enough is naive enough. 好吧,暂时只能相信这种逻辑了,但愿骸骨巨龙够傻够天真。 Later over and over inquired, the intermittence that red and white princess loses recalled turned into the completeness to lose recalled, could not recall again also had what special place, I was forced to give up, to be honest can obtain these clues to harvest accidentally/surprisingly. 之后再三询问,红白公主的间歇性失忆变成了完全性失忆,再也回想不起来还有什么特别的地方了,我只好作罢,说实话能得到这些线索已经是意外的收获了。 Just, this goods ran to pull out others teeth unexpectedly, often thought of this point, I could not bear hold the volume, complained is incapable. 只不过,这货竟然跑去拔了人家的牙,每每想到这一点,我还是忍不住扶额,吐槽无力。 After reorganizing the good completely useful clue, my big axe has been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger, as if to tame skeleton big dragon the gate of success to be close at hand, impatient on the shapeshift COSPLAY bear, ran up to the place of skeleton. 整理好全部有用的线索后,我的大斧已经饥渴难耐,仿佛驯服骸骨巨龙的成功之门近在眼前,迫不及待就变身COSPLAY熊,跑到了骸骨之地。 As always, this lazy to not the side skeleton big dragon, still the nest whistling rests in its skeleton lair greatly, the giant head buries in one pair the claws, constitutes around one piece the staggered skeleton forest, making me hit pit-a-pat, cautious collected. 一如既往,这头懒到没边的骸骨巨龙,依然窝在它的骨头架子巢穴里呼呼大睡,巨大的头颅埋在一双前爪之间,构成一片四面交错的骸骨森林,让我心里打了个突突,小心翼翼的凑上去。 Fortunately, this goods depend the powerful reproductive property, the vigilant heart is close to zero, I very relaxed passed through the numerous skeletons, arrives its seems like in front of a basketball court that big head, a radical its tooth, is trying to find by the red and white princess is captured that. 幸运的是,这货仗着强悍的再生能力,警惕心接近于零,我很轻松的就穿过了重重骨架,来到它的像是一个篮球场那么大的头颅面前,一根根数着它的牙齿,试图找到被红白公主拔掉那只。 At this moment, in the empty eye socket of skeleton big dragon, two point scarlet pupil light open, stares the small eye with my big eyes, COSPLAY bear Niezui is smiling, shows an especially innocent simple and honest expression. 就在这时,骸骨巨龙的空洞眼眶里,两点猩红的瞳光睁开,和我大眼瞪着小眼,COSPLAY熊啮嘴笑了笑,露出一个特无辜的憨厚表情。 Do not fluster, I am a dentist, specialized, will not hurt. 别慌,我是牙医,专业的,一点都不会疼。 Later and skeleton big dragon hit crisply...... 之后和骸骨巨龙打了个爽…… ... 。。。