Later several days seem tranquil, Valise as always prepare all, built the clothes for me single-handedly the environment that puts out a hand to be waited on hand and foot, „red light district, Hero’s Mound” these words translation is „beautiful gentle wife is multiplies waste fuel/thin husband's hotbed” on me, naturally, regarding taking mixing to eat to wait for death for me of life maxim, such day endures gladly without doubt, only cares was also Valise always ran toward Ral’s home recently, what seems discussing with Aunt Sari. 之后好几天似乎都很平静,维拉丝一如既往的准备好一切,为我一手打造了衣来伸手饭来张口的环境,“温柔乡,英雄冢”这句话翻译在我身上就是“美丽温柔的妻子是滋生废柴丈夫的温床”,当然,对于以混吃等死为人生格言的我来说,这样的日子无疑是甘之如饴,唯一在意的也就是维拉丝最近老往拉尔家跑,似乎在和纱丽阿姨商量着什么。 However, why can add in front of the tranquility „as if”? Because this is only the representation, usually the protagonist in animation or novel, is actually the calamity, is thinks obviously one lies down on the massage armchair all day sleeps, actually by some petty minor matters or is the important matter that affects the human life or death, but four run, let alone under the massage armchair, was implicated the time to save. 不过,为什么要在平静前面加个“似乎”呢？因为这只是表象,通常无论是动漫还是小说里的主角,其实都是劳碌命,明明是想一整天躺在按摩椅上睡觉,却总是被一些鸡毛蒜皮的小事又或者是攸关人类存亡的大事而四头奔跑,别说按摩椅,连坐下的功夫都省了。 Actually, said so many, to prove one: My auspicious day to the end. 其实,说了那么多,也就是为了证明一句:我的好日子到头了。 Therefore some day in the morning, I will awaken in a bewildered chill, is planning and by to peel to become naked lamb sweet snuggling in Valise that my arms are cherishing fond hopes, the matter that does the benefitting posterity helps get over a shock, has not waited for an action, the duck Duke sad and shrill shout resounds from outside together. 于是某天早上,我在一阵莫名其妙的恶寒中惊醒,正打算和被剥成赤裸羔羊甜甜的依偎在我怀里做着美梦的维拉丝,干点造福子孙后代的事情压压惊的时候,还没等有所行动,一道鸭公般的凄厉喊声从外面响起。 „Wu ~ ~ is small ~, you ~ awakes ~?” “吴~凡~小~子,你~醒~了~吗？” Even without awaking were still given to awaken by noise by you, my worried pressed the temples, Valise is also awakened by noise, saw two people postures, which has not known that I want to do anything. 得,就算没醒也被你给吵醒了,我苦恼的摁着太阳穴,维拉丝也被吵醒了,看到两人的姿势,哪还不知道我想干些什么。 „Completes own, making others say.” My face proper to is shy is making Valise that is incapable of struggling saying that really pitifully, is thinks, when she falls asleep......, cough cough . “做好自己的,让别人说去。”我一脸正经的对羞涩着做无力挣扎的维拉丝说道,真是可惜,本来是想在她睡着的时候……,咳咳,也罢。 „Sir, outside, some outside people called you!” Valise saw that own body is gradually falling to the enemy, tries to shift my attention hastily. “大人,外面,外面有人叫你呢！”维拉丝眼看自己的身体正逐渐沦陷,连忙试图转移我的注意力。 „kaw chirp Raven is calling.” “一只呱噪的乌鸦在叫而已。” „Wu ~ ~, your brat, does not come out, I must go in!!” The duck Duke voice resounds again, a Valise face victory visits me. “吴~凡~,你这臭小子,再不出来,我就要进去了！！”鸭公般的声音再次响起,维拉丝一脸胜利的看着我。 Roar roar ~~ 吼吼~~ „Dead drunkard, early morning you called the mourning!” Entire Rogue can send out the so strange voice, besides the Kashya old woman, I really cannot find out also anyone, you do not know that disturbs the sex life of man, is attacks the man lower part and is called two big taboos, absolutely undoable matter? “死酒鬼,大清早的你叫丧啊！”整个罗格能发出如此怪异声线的,除了卡夏老女人以外,我实在想不出还有谁,难道你不知道打扰男人的性生活,是和攻击男人下体并称为两大禁忌的,绝对不能做的事情吗？ My breathless to/clashes from the tent, just as expected, that liquor red and shoulder short hair, early morning fierce pours liquor down the throat toward the mouth, besides the Rogue first drunkard also anyone, cursed even without me, after this fellow old, will have the gastric disease absolutely! 我气急败坏的从帐篷里冲出来,果然不出所料,那个一头酒红色及肩短发,大清早的就猛往嘴巴里灌酒的,除了罗格第一酒鬼以外还有谁,即使不用我诅咒,这家伙老了以后也绝对会犯胃病！ „Brat, do you think me to want on time? Your I still fall asleep in the nest now, later chapter of Rogue Encampment, do not give me into thin air!!” Kashya is also uncomfortable of whole face, was smelly a face as if saying: I am also a victim! “臭小子,你以为我想赶早吗？要不是你我现在还在窝里睡着呢,你以后别回罗格营地了,给我人间蒸发吧！！”卡夏也是满脸的不爽,臭着一张脸似乎在说:我也是受害者啊！ „Originally is Lady Kashya, good morning.” Had the perfect smile, Valise to open out the tent entrance to walk, you had a look, why was the woman difference is so big? Valise that if just came out is the grassland clove, greets the nostrils fragrantly, that opposite old drunkard is a smelly flower, the liquor smokes the day without doubt smelly. “原来是卡夏大人,早上好啊。”带着完美的笑容,维拉丝拨开帐门走了出来,你看看,同是女人为什么差别就那么大呢？如果说刚刚出来的维拉丝是草原丁香,芬芳扑鼻,那对面的老酒鬼无疑就是一朵臭臭花,酒臭熏天。 „Yo, our young singing girls also early, look at the appearance of your red light whole face, is lets Wu spent much ‚energy’.” Kashya negligent beckons with the hand toward her, opens the mouth to be almost bashful Valise to turn around to drill in the tent. “哟,我们的小歌姬也早,看你红光满脸的样子,想必是让吴花了不少的‘精力’吧。”卡夏大咧咧的朝她摆了摆手,一开口就将维拉丝臊得差点转身钻回帐篷里去。 „Card...... Lady Kashya, or has the breakfast here.” Valise is not thick like my facial skin, calms down, she appearance that pretends not to hear, but blushing of that whole face actually gave to betray her. “卡……卡夏大人,要不在这里吃早餐吧。”维拉丝可不像我的脸皮那么厚,定了定神,她装作没听见的样子,但是那满脸的红晕却将她给出卖了。 „Breakfast?” The Kashya shifty eyes dodge, some people only looked that the semblance and makings can judge its craftsmanship how, Valise without doubt is this woman, the imageless big mouth is swallowing the saliva, the suggestion of Valise is very attractive, but Kashya thinks, shaking the head of finally the whole face regrets. “早餐？”卡夏贼眼一闪,有些人光只看外表和气质就能判断出其手艺如何,维拉丝无疑就是这种女人,毫无形象的大口咽着口水,维拉丝的建议很诱人,但是卡夏想了想,最终还是满脸惋惜的摇了摇头。 „Ok, a today's worrying matter also big pile , your family opening must borrow.” Saying, Kashya is not waiting for the Valise opens the mouth, is pulling my collar suddenly, dragging my stride to depart with stride. “算了,今天的烦心事还一大堆呢,还有,你家这口子也要借用一下。”说着,卡夏也不等维拉丝开口,便突然扯着我衣领,拖着我大步大步离去。 „Valise ~~” I was towed on the ground, looks with Valise gradually the distance of move back, the painful sound shouts, seems like in the soap theater by forcefully the separated lover. “维拉丝~~”我被拖在地上,看着和维拉丝逐渐拉远的距离,不由痛声喊道,就好像肥皂剧场里被强行分开的恋人。 „Remembers that will be small every and small reveal feeds!!” While convenient a saying, small every and small reveal was that two lambs that Valise raised, name that I gave, ahem, had the taste. “记得将小凡和小露喂饱啊！！”顺便一说,小凡和小露就是维拉丝养的那两只羊羔,我取的名字,哼哼,有品味吧。 „Good, is anything trains today.” Looked that Kashya will tow the training ground, even the idiot can still understand that was how a matter. “好吧,今天又是什么训练。”看卡夏将自己拖到训练场,就算白痴也能明白是怎么一回事了。 „Hateful, the dead old lady me drawing from the bed, threatens me with the liquor, I am not dry.” Looked that I do not draw chirp the appearance softly, another victim, Kashya still painful is calling out in grief: „Back then, which did not ask me to teach, the considering everything, I have also taught two people in these years earnestly, which was not the having god-given wisdom rare talent, a talent of toe can be as good as like you fool.” “可恶啊,要不是死老太婆将我从床上拉起来,用酒威胁我,我才不干呢。”看我软不拉叽的样子,另外一个受害者,卡夏犹自痛苦的悲鸣着:“想当年,哪个不是求着我教,满打满算,这几十年我也就认真教过两个人而已,哪个不是天纵奇才,一个脚趾头的天赋就可以抵得上像你这样的笨蛋。” „? Which two people?” A Kashya such saying, I to was am curious, as for that fool, ahem, do not think that can mix, first bore in mind, later calculates slowly. “哦？哪两个人？”卡夏这么一说,我到是好奇起来了,至于那个笨蛋,哼哼,别以为能混过去,先记在心里,以后慢慢算。 „Time is important, we start to practice.” A Kashya topic revolution, the vision twinkle is uncertain, appearance that as if somewhat lacks in resonance, this felt strange, although this old drunkard person not, but the vision is really very high, how can let she can have a liking for the eye say that is in ten thousand does not have talent, according to the truth the present should upright shine the brilliance, becomes big Hero in people spare time mouth is right, how to see her appearance, probably shames in raising. “时间打紧,我们开始练习吧。”卡夏话题一转,眼光闪烁不定,似乎有些底气不足的样子,这就奇怪了,这老酒鬼虽然人不咋的,但眼光确是很高,能让她看得上眼的怎么说也是万中无一的天才吧,按道理来说现在应该正大放光彩,成为众人茶余饭后口中的大英雄才对啊,怎么看她的样子,好像羞于提起似的。 Looks at a Kashya keep quiet silent word appearance, does not drink the liquor, I know that found out her mouth to draw out anything to be hopeless, had the time to ask Fara, was the Kashya old enemy, I think that he was glad to tell me absolutely anything. 看卡夏一副缄口默言的样子,连酒都不喝了,我就知道想出她嘴里套出点什么来是没戏了,有时间去问问法拉吧,身为卡夏的老对头,我想他绝对乐意告诉我点什么。 „The content that today trains was......” I looks at surrounding weapon to put up one, discovered that above has not been putting weapon, can teach me to fight empty-handed? “那今天训练的内容是……”我看了周围的武器架一眼,发现上面并没有放着武器,难道要教我空手搏斗？ „Just the same as always, core curriculum.” Kashya bored had a yawn: „Front teaches your negative status and combo skill, but makes you experience and be familiar with that feeling, I may be hopeless you to grasp in 20 years, some foundation skills of fight also taught you to be many, remaining, only then realized slowly, today I am busy, first used with ‚that’.” “还是老样子,基础课程。”卡夏无聊的打了个哈欠:“前面教你的负面状态和连击技巧,只是让你体验并习惯那种感觉而已,我可没指望你能在20年内掌握,战斗的一些基础技巧也教了你不少,剩下的只有自己去慢慢体会了,今天我忙着呢,就先用用‘那个’吧。” said, she shouted toward me suddenly loudly: „The Wu boy, closes the eye.” 自顾自的说完,她突然朝我大声喝道:“吴小子,闭上眼睛。” Was not shocked by the words of her joke, I closed the eye subconsciously. 被她那不似玩笑的话所震慑,我下意识的闭上了眼睛。 „Hiss ——” “嘶——” In the dark world, flap flap sound air-splitting raids toward my front surface, opens the eye without enough time, my hurried short under body, one side, was planning lazy interest on interest that toward right displays for many years not to use, the next moment, body actually. 黑暗的世界中,猎猎的破空声朝我迎面袭来,来不及睁开眼睛,我急忙矮下身子,向右一侧,正打算施展多年不用的懒驴打滚,下一刻,身子却顿了下来。 Opens the eye, the left fist of Kashya, is arriving on my right lumbocostal, looks like from my present posture, delivers to call to be the same her own waist probably on own initiative. 睁开眼睛,卡夏的左拳,正抵在我右边的腰肋上,从我现在的姿势看来,就好像主动将自己的腰送上门去给她打一样。 Reclamation fist that Kashya smiles: „Saw? This fist is you avoids a that upfront fist to make simultaneously, I have not concealed the fist vigor, do you know your foundation now weakly?” 卡夏笑眯眯的收回拳头:“看见了没有？这一拳是和你躲开那正面一拳同时打出的,我也并未掩饰拳劲,你现在知道自己的基础有多薄弱了吗？” I nod, the meaning of Kashya I understand, if changes into this two fist is the two enemy, I have sunk into passively, in other words, in darkness, if only then an enemy, I can also judge its position and attack reluctantly, if presents two or above, that is completely a passive state. 我点点头,卡夏的意思我明白,如果将这两个拳头换成是两个敌人的话,那我已经陷于被动了,也就是说,在黑暗中,如果只有一个敌人的话,我还能勉强判断出它的位置和攻击,如果出现两个或以上,那就完全是一副被动局面了。 „You understand well.” Kashya happy nod: „, We formally start now.” She covered up saying that suddenly the magic from the hand changed several blue green, the bird of insufficient woman fist size. “你明白就好。”卡夏高兴的点着头:“那么,我们现在正式开始吧。”她遮掩说着,突然从手中变魔术般的变出几只碧绿色的,不足女人拳头大小的小鸟。 „In jungle can see that frequently, birds that called the peak bird, was very quick, even if Class Transferor, wanted to hold them depending on the speed is not easy.” Visits me to reveal the doubts the look, the Kashya solution said, then referred to outside training ground one somewhat looking like the light indoor games hall western-style log log cabin. “丛林里经常能见到的,一种叫峰雀的鸟类,速度很快,即使是转职者,想要光凭着速度抓住它们也不容易。”看我露出疑惑的眼神,卡夏解说道,然后又指了指训练场外边的一个有些像小型室内运动场般的西式圆木木屋。 Then, I am led by Kashya, just stepped into, I then felt that malicious aura, the two sides more than ten windows closely were closed, even the slit of log among with logs also dense lightproof, the probably giant underground secret room is simply same. 然后,我被卡夏带着进到里面,刚刚踏入,我便感觉到一丝不怀好意的气息,两边的十多扇窗户被紧紧的关了起来,甚至连圆木与圆木之间的缝隙也密不透光,简直就好像巨大的地下密室一样。 „Hehe ——” Kashya lets loose the 4~5 only peak bird on hand badly with a smile, they call out in alarm the fan the wing to fly to flee in the room immediately everywhere, when I responded, Kashya had withdrawn from outside, closed the door, all rays keep off immediately by square. “嘿嘿——”卡夏坏笑着将手上的四五只峰雀放开,它们顿时惊叫着扇着翅膀在屋子里四处飞窜,待我反应过来,卡夏已经退出了外面,关上门,所有的光线立刻被格挡下来。 „Do not be surprised, I have made the dead old man make the isolation ray and magic reinforcement magic array here, your present quest holds the five peak birds in room, with own both hands, naturally, if with the magics or other items, I will not say your anything, can become the powerhouse by oneself, only then oneself, you look at the office, such matter, dusk time I will come back to give you to open the door.” “别惊讶,我已经让死老头在这里弄了个隔绝光线和魔法加固的魔法阵,你现在的任务就是将屋子里的五只峰雀抓住,用自己的双手,当然,若是用魔法或者其他道具,我也不会说你什么,能让自己成为强者的,只有自己,你看着办吧,就这么回事,黄昏的时候我会回来给你开门的。” Like this after saying, outside hears the sound of footsteps that several gradually go far away, is peaceful, 这样说完以后,外面传来几声逐渐远去的脚步声,然后安静下来, Damn, I scolded one ruthlessly, this feeling is really loathful, as if five feelings cut off generally, only then the ear transmits the wing of distant place peak bird to fan the sound faintly, damn, the size of here enough indoor basketball court, what is more helpless when is the flight of peak bird the sound that makes, could not miss many compared with the swallow, the old drunkard also forced someone to do something against his will. 该死的,我狠狠骂了一声,这种感觉还真让人讨厌,仿佛五感被断绝了一般,只有耳朵隐隐传来远处峰雀的翅膀扇动声,该死的,这里可是足足室内篮球场的大小,更让人无奈的是峰雀的飞行时所发出的声音,比燕子也差不了多少,老酒鬼也太强人所难了吧。 The complaint turns over to the complaint, I have to go into action, becomes the shortcut of powerhouse, is carefully. 抱怨归抱怨,我也不得不行动起来,成为强者的捷径,就是一步一个脚印。 ...... …… The setting sun wiped rosy cloud to be red to the horizon, Kashya is carrying a small wine pot, swayed arriving training ground. 夕阳给天边抹了一道霞红,卡夏拎着个小酒壶,摇摇晃晃的来到训练场。 „Wu, belch ~~, are you also living? Belch ~~” spurted the liquor air/Qi, Kashya was opening the front door, immediately sees only a shadow to fly also from inside to resemble threw. “吴,嗝~~,你还活着吗？嗝~~”喷着酒气,卡夏打开了大门,只见一道黑影立刻从里面飞也似的扑了出来。 „Belch ~~, Wu, how you...... you were.” A Kashya face heavy line sizes up to throw the shadow that clothes/armor is chaotic, the head also holds to tuo bird excrement. “嗝~~,吴,你……你这是怎么了。”卡夏一脸黑线的打量着扑出来的黑影,衣服乱糟糟的,头上还粘着一陀鸟屎。 „Old drunkard, can this thing, give to me?” In my hand is gripping a peak bird that calls out in grief is spreading the wings to kick, the fierceness on the face not being able saying that this dead bird, stood in my head unexpectedly defecates, if were not this, I linked one unable to hold. “老酒鬼,这玩意,能送给我吗？”我手上攥着一只悲鸣着展翅扑腾的峰雀,脸上说不出的狰狞,这只死鸟,竟然站在我头上拉屎,不过如果不是这样的话,我连一只也抓不住。 „Un......, takes away, this type of thing wants many to have many in any case.” Kashya the appearance seems to be also shaken by I was miserable, replying without hesitation. “嗯……嗯,拿去吧,反正这种东西要多少有多少。”卡夏似乎也被我惨兮兮的模样震住了,毫不犹豫的答道。 „That is good, that is good, this time you return undying, is lives to roast, stews in soy sauce? haha, hahahaha ——” “那就好,那就好,这次你还不死,是生烤,还是红焖呢？哈哈,哇哈哈哈哈哈——” Listens the fierce laughter that is gradually going far away, Kashya to wipe the cold sweat that the kerchief tied around the head withstood/top, sudden racket palm. 听着那逐渐远去的狰狞笑声,卡夏抹了抹头顶上的冷汗,突然一拍手掌。 „, Forgot to tell him, the hummingbird was poisonous, even Class Transferor...... , ok, in any case was not the major problem.” Like this whispering, Kashya is continue fill the liquor, one step swings walks toward own small nest. “诶,忘记告诉他了,蜂雀是有毒的,即使转职者……,诶,算了,反正也不是什么大问题。”这样嘀咕着,卡夏继续灌着酒,一步一摇的往自己的小窝走去。 After one hour,...... 一个小时后…… „Sir, what matter are you?” Valise stands out the restroom, asking that a face worries about. “大人,你这是什么回事？”维拉丝站在厕所门外,一脸担忧的问道。 „Let alone.” Spreads together almost the sound of collapse from the restroom. “别说了。”从厕所里面传出一道几近崩溃的声音。 ...... …… Catacombs three, Doug stealthy finds out the gigantic head from the corner, looks opposite of corner one crowd of mixed teams comprised by exile and mouse person, after three suffer loss, including usually fiercely attacked Doug that walloped also to learn discretely. 墓穴三层,道格鬼鬼祟祟的从墙角探出自己硕大的脑袋,看着拐角对面的一群由被放逐者和鼠人组成的混杂队伍,在三层吃足了苦头以后,连平时猛打猛冲的道格也学会了谨慎。 „Dead end.” Doug gave a hand signal that gave a tongue-lashing grins to following two people, to him, is not close at hand than the enemy is actually not able to act a more depressed matter. “此路不通。”道格向后面二人呲呀咧嘴的比了个手势,对于他来说,没有比敌人近在眼前却无法行动更加郁闷的事情了。 Gopher depressed nod of following Ral, is not their strengths is also weak, but close to the Catacombs four cave entrance, the monster quantity and quality became the terrifying, in one crowd of monster presented 2-3 Unique is not the unusual matter, this was really not a adventurer team can gnaw the unyielding person. 后面的拉尔和格夫也郁闷的点了点头,不是他们的实力弱,而是越是靠近墓穴四层的洞口,怪物的数量和质量都变得恐怖起来了,一群怪物里面出现2-3个精英也不是什么稀奇事,这实在不是一个冒险者队伍能啃得下来的硬骨头。 Sneaks the safe house that discovered couple days ago secretly, three people continue one to eat and drink extravagantly, for these days they have been lingering in the , the danger also means the opportunity, cannot meet Unique monster by first a half month time, now almost can see daily, but can gnaw to arrive is an issue. 偷偷潜回前几天发现的藏身处,三人继续一阵大吃大喝,这几天他们一直在附近徘徊着,危险也意味着机遇,以前半个月遇不上一次的精英怪物,现在几乎天天都能看见,只是能不能啃下来到是个问题。 Now they on equipment compared with has promoted a scale on hand a while ago, if can make several resist poison equipment again, that leaves with the day that Andariel speaks the last words is not far, three people encircle by the bonfire, by the flame according to the red face on full is excited and excited...... 现在他们手头上的装备已经足足比前阵子提升了一个档次,若是能再弄几件抗毒装备的话,那离和安达利尔叫板的日子也就不远了,三人围在篝火旁边,被火光照红的脸上满是激动与兴奋……