...... …… Partly drags from family/home to come out by Elder Sister Scharr who partly tows, in does not calculate that in the upscale tavern ate one and not much breakfast, that remains in the mutton smell fishy smell of space between teeth raw sewage clean meat makes me shake the head, does not understand why is at home, has on the delicacy obviously obviously at present 100 times of breakfasts, oneself actually must come out to spend to eat these and dry rations flavor of open country does not have two things. 半拖半曳的被沙尔娜姐姐从家里拉出来,在一间并不算高档的酒馆里吃了一顿并不怎么样的早餐,那残留在齿间未处理干净的肉的膻腥味让我直晃脑袋,不明白为什么明明是在家里,明明眼前有美味上一百倍的早餐,自己却还得出来花钱吃这些和野外的干粮味道无二的东西。 Comes out after the tavern, the plan that elder sister as if, is drawing also appears somewhat dejected me to directly soar the adventurer paradise for the huge dropping variance of inexpensive delicious and expensive dry rations. 从酒馆里出来以后,姐姐似乎并没有回去的打算,拉着还在为廉价美味和昂贵干粮的巨大落差而显得有些垂头丧气的我直奔冒险者乐园。 The elder sister is not the normal girl, no, my meaning did not mean that she is not normal, but is she and normal girl is somewhat different, sweat, how to feel that more said was more chaotic, the simple point said, the reason leaves in the individuality aspect, for example, when the god birthday on that day and salad also had the Valise same place, that they displayed jumped for joy with warmly, making me realize profoundly woman —— greatly was small is strong is weak, they vitality and curiosity when window-shopping were the MAX level facts. 姐姐并不是正常的女孩,不,我的意思并不是说她不正常,而是她和正常的女孩有些不同,汗,怎么感觉越说越乱了,简单点说,原因出在个性方面,比如在神诞日那天和沙拉还有维拉丝一起的时候,她们所表现出的那种雀跃与热情,让我深刻体会到了女人——无论是大是小是强是弱,她们在逛街时体力和好奇心都是MAX等级的事实。 However the elder sister is different, she lacks the natural disposition that many girls have inborn, these lovable accessories, the attractive stone, or food of delicacy, all can attract the girl footsteps the essential factor to be disregarded by the elder sister, she in these commerce shocking and zealous looks without hesitation is going through on the avenue, leaves behind skewers of sympathetical sighs. Even I the precious jewelry that must come from chest of sewer, after thousand select ten thousand selected a pair of sea blue ear pendant gives to the elder sister, she is also only be with smile on the face accepting, the careful collection, does not have the meaning that must put on slightly, although said that indeed does not need these things to decorate by elder sister's charm, but the issue and lies in this. 但是姐姐不同,她缺乏很多女孩天生所拥有的本性,那些可爱的饰品,漂亮的石头,或者美味的食物,一切能吸引住女孩子脚步的要素统统都被姐姐所无视,她在那些商贩惊艳而热忱的眼神中毫不犹豫的在大街上穿行着,留下一串串惋惜的叹息。甚至连我从下水道的宝箱得来的珍贵珠宝,在千挑万选的将一对海蓝色耳坠送给姐姐以后,她也只是面带微笑的收下,小心的珍藏起来,却没有丝毫要戴上的意思,虽然说以姐姐的魅力的确无需这些东西去装饰,但问题并在于这个。 In brief, elder sister's window-shopping way does not seem like window-shops, naturally when also and Kashya that old drunkard smells the wine displays hurriedly different, to the feeling of seeming like the queen going on an inspection tour. 总而言之,姐姐的逛街方式不像是逛街,当然也和卡夏那老酒鬼闻到酒香时所表现出来的风风火火不同,到像是女王出巡的感觉。 To the elder sister who strolling to show the so dull attitude, actually transferred a morning in the adventurer paradise actually, enabling me to be able full imagines in her heart is being the calculating, should in view of my lovable younger brother, therefore our three not have the princess, you strove for fortunately, the most important thing is don't, because has not eaten the thing starting from yesterday evening, but ran this morning the entire morning, but gluttonous the barbecue on table will eat...... 就是对闲逛表现出如此乏味态度的姐姐,却硬是在冒险者乐园转了一个上午,让我可以充分的去想象她心里面打着的小算盘,应该不是针对我这个可爱的弟弟,所以说我们的三无公主殿下,你就自求多福吧,最最重要的是千万别因为从昨天晚上开始就没吃过东西而今天上午又跑了整个上午,而贪嘴将桌子上的烤肉吃掉…… The elder sister has not concealed the meaning of oneself plan before me, by noon, calculates that the size of Lut Gholein city, after jasmine should also almost run, she then walked slowly. 姐姐并没有在我面前隐瞒自己的打算的意思,到了中午,算算鲁高因城的大小,茉里莎也应该差不多跑完以后,她便慢悠悠的走了回去。 „......” “……” „......” “……” Snow white table cloth shop on the table, that plate of attractive barbecue is also placed there, is only above, subtle which only gluttonous small tabby cat had like by to be nipped a gap, from the shape completely conceivable master that health and neat tooth of gap...... 雪白桌布铺着的餐桌上,那盘漂亮的烤肉还摆在那里,只是在上面,微妙的有个如同被哪只贪吃的小花猫咬了一口般的缺口,从缺口的形状完全可以想象主人那健康而整齐的牙齿…… „Scolds...... clicks the tongue ............ scolds ——” “叱……叱叱…………叱——” Never in the kitchen in distant place, hears such lovable sneeze sound unceasingly...... 从不远处的厨房里,不断传来这样可爱的喷嚏声…… My speechless glanced elder sister one eyes, then you may satisfy. 我无语的瞟了姐姐一眼,这下你可满意了吧。 In the eye full was the natural happy expression, in the elder sister mouth whispers „is looking like the dosage of beast of prey to cope with the mercenary is quite just appropriate, does not know that Class Transferor needs to add many times” and so on words, partly lay down easely, in has become on the rattan chair of her exclusive throne to calculate alone. 眼睛里满是理所当然的笑意,姐姐口中嘀咕着“看来猛兽的剂量对付佣兵刚刚好合适,就是不知道转职者需要加多少倍”之类话语,悠然半躺在已然成为她专属王座的藤椅上独自计算去了。 I am the fearful and apprehensive arriving kitchen, according to kitchen kitchenware of adult dimensional design, regarding, be only three of loli height do not have the princess without doubt seems big, therefore she must to adapt to the altitude of kitchenware with the aid of some tools every so often. 我则是心惊胆战的来到厨房,依照成人尺寸设计的厨房厨具,对于只有萝莉身高的三无公主来说无疑显得过于高大,所以很多时候她都必须借助一些工具以适应厨具的高度。 At this moment her petite body is standing on one foot high even chair, the kitchen knife in hand dances fast, making that innocent pitiful chopping board send out the fierce moan unceasingly, does not know in venting the anger in heart, wants to cover own sneeze sound, by me to her understanding, is both all has probably...... 此刻她娇小的身体正站在一张一尺多高的平椅上,手中的菜刀舞得飞快,让那无辜可怜的切菜板不断发出剧烈呻吟,不知是在发泄心中的怒火,还是想借此掩盖住自己的喷嚏声,以我对她的了解,大概是两者皆有…… „Scolds...... scolds ——” “叱……叱——” However, a desire does not come about obviously , whenever because must sneeze, she then has to stop the kitchen knife, therefore, the moan of chopping board with her small sneeze, seems two is not then able to superpose in the together parallel line forever, you sang me to arrive, instead made the sound of sneeze more prominent. 不过,其中一个愿望显然并未得以实现,因为每当要打喷嚏的时候,她便不得不停下菜刀,于是,切菜板的呻吟声与她的小喷嚏,便仿佛是两条永远都无法重合在一起的平行线,你方唱罢我登场,反而让喷嚏的声音更加突出而已。 „Younger brother ——” “弟弟呀——” Elder sister's leisure voice conveys from the hall, I in the tone that can tease from that have imagined have that self-satisfied smile that her corners of the mouth turn upwards. 姐姐慢悠悠的声音从大厅那边传来,我已经能从那调侃的语气中想象出她嘴角翘起的那一丝得意微笑。 „Knows? The beast of prey in jungle is actually very sly, they always do not eat to throw in the raw meat of roadside, therefore a Amazon clan in order to captures alive them, the prescribing medicine place often is reserve food that they hide or is on their young child, making it think that ‚this is own thing, therefore is impossible to have what danger’, this is the general knowledge in books.” “知道吗？丛林里的猛兽其实很狡猾,它们从来都不吃抛在路边的生肉,所以亚马逊一族为了能活捉它们,下药的地方往往都是它们藏起来的储备食物或者是它们的幼崽身上,让它觉得‘这是自己的东西,所以绝不可能有什么危险’,这可是书本里的常识啊。” „Thump ——-” “咚———” When said „this is the general knowledge in books”, in my ear as if hears is tying tight the sound that a string break, then, the pitiful chopping board exuded always last to call out in grief, was slivered complete two halves in my dumbfounded look by a great strength. 当说道“这是书本里的常识”的时候,我的耳中仿佛听到一声紧绷着的弦断裂的声音,然后,悲惨的切菜板发出了平生最后一声悲鸣,在我目瞪口呆的眼神中被一股巨力切成完整的两半。 That is......, the cracking sound of sane line?! 那是……,理智线的崩裂声吗？！ „You...... are all right.” “你……没事吧。” I swallowed saliva, looks at jasmine, always thought that the facial expression deep place of that dead situation has anything to ferment. 我咽了一口口水,看着茉里莎,总觉得那一潭死水的神情深处有什么东西在酝酿着。 „Scolds ——,...... scolds —— completely, no!” “叱——,完全……叱——,没什么！” Even the corpse of chopping board has not let off, her misty sized up kitchen knife one in hand, half chopping board is continue chop immediately with all one's might. 连切菜板的尸体都没有放过,她漠漠的打量了手中的菜刀一眼,便就着半块切菜板继续狠命的剁了起来。 But in my opinion, in front of ten thousand years of invariable pet phrase adds on one with clenched jaws „completely”, itself has been able to explain the issue. 而在我看来,在万年不变的口头禅前面加上一个咬牙切齿的“完全”,本身就已经很能够说明问题了。 „Can take the liberty please ask again, so will be why cold?” “能冒昧的再请问一下,为什么会那么冷呢？” I tremble am enclasping the body, cautious continues to raise hand to ask, heart startled looked at the surrounding —— entire kitchen to cover a sparkling ice surface, in the moist kitchen air gradually started to congeal grains of pure white icy cold solids, from my eye less than one centimeter place floating under. 我哆嗦着抱紧身子,小心翼翼的继续举手发问,心惊的看了周围一眼——整个厨房已经覆盖上了一层亮晶晶的冰面,潮湿的厨房空气里逐渐开始凝结出一粒粒洁白冰凉的固体,从离我的眼睛不到一厘米处飘然而下。 „This is...... scolds ——, very normal phenomenon. Scolds ——!!” “这是……叱——,很正常的现象。叱——！！” Grips tightly jasmine of kitchen knife to look back me to reply, the glittering and translucent carving eye imitates such as the ever-frost ice wall, the sharp kitchen knife shakes in me at present. 紧握着菜刀的茉里莎回过头来看着我答道,晶莹剔透的眼睛仿如永冻冰壁,锋利的菜刀更是在我眼前直晃。 Adds a point, the present is the desert climate, the time is high noon, Sun on sky is bigger than the wash bowl. Although I want to publish anything, but is facing that person, that blade, the courage then does not know without a trace why releases. 补充一点,现在是沙漠气候,时间是正午时分,天空上的太阳比脸盆还要大。虽然我很想就此发表点什么,但是面对着那人,那刀,勇气便不知为何泄的无影无踪。 „You looked, I said that you more are to manage her now, she was vigorously noisier.” Elder sister lazy lying down on the chair, to like complaining in me who the snowy night return. “你看,我都说了吧,你现在越是理她,她就越闹得起劲。”姐姐慵懒的躺在椅子上,对着如同是在雪夜归来的我抱怨道。 „Also is not the elder sister you have stimulated her.” I show the whites of the eyes, the snowflake one by one on top of the head and shoulder shakes. “还不是姐姐你一直刺激她。”我翻起白眼,将头顶和肩膀上的雪花一一抖掉。 „Sultry time stimulates well, the effect as if.” The world of ice and snow of kitchen had then become cool breeze to here, the elder sister picks up the cheek help/gang, the beautiful eye narrows together the crescent moon. “闷热的时候刺激一下,效果似乎还不错呢。”厨房的冰天雪地到了这里便已经成为一阵凉风,姐姐托起腮帮,美丽的眼睛眯成一道月牙。 It seems like jasmine had been regarded by her is the human form air conditioning. 看来茉里莎已经被她当成是人形空调了。 After that in a while, then lets my heartbeat lunchtime. 此后没过多久,便是让我心跳不已的午餐时间。 „Scolds ——” “叱——” „......” “……” „I said why you don't study clever?” “我说,你为什么就是学不乖呢？” On the table, I cover the forehead, helpless looks seemingly respectful is standing in one side jasmine, the drug efficacy as if also in the display ample force, her small sneeze keeps taking as before, even that fair small fine jade nose seems a little red. 餐桌上,我捂起额头,无奈的看着貌似恭敬的在站在一旁茉里莎,药效似乎还在发挥余力,她的小喷嚏依旧是打个不停,连那原本白皙的小琼鼻看起来都有点红红的。 Has come back to have a look at the desktop, has the roasting mushroom skewer of Arabic character and style in me and elder sister front pendulums and roasts the vegetables volume, side is the cutter tasteful thumb thick palm of the hand wide barbecue piece, that side the elder sister seemingly has not missed. 回过头看看桌面,在我和姐姐面前各摆着一盘颇有阿拉伯风情的烤蘑菇串和烤蔬菜卷,旁边则是切刀讲究的拇指厚巴掌宽的烤肉片,姐姐那边貌似也没差。 The issue is, me dozens skewers, almost can with piling up to describe, the fat and tender sliced meat also has more than 20 pieces fully, even hungry growl Barbarian perhaps cannot support, but reviews in the elder sister plate, excuse me, is that the mushroom root and meat dregs? The weight/quantity eats to the ant? 只是问题在于,我这边的足足有好几十串,几乎可以用堆积如山来形容,肥嫩的肉片也足有二十多片,就算是饥饿辘辘的野蛮人恐怕也撑不下,而反观姐姐盘里,请问,那是蘑菇根和肉渣吗？分量是给蚂蚁吃的吗？ „Master, scolds ——” “主人,叱——” Also to the jasmine poor clumsy performing skill time, saw only with scallion white Xiaozhi who she puts on airs wipes tears that in the eye is not having unceasingly. 又到了茉里莎劣拙的演技时间了,只见她装模作样的不断用葱白小指抹着眼睛里根本不存在的眼泪。 „In family/home scolds ——, is poor goes hungry scolded ——, including scolding —— of kitchen, the chopping board scolds ——. Also was taken away to scold —— by me, when scolded ——, really scolds ——, the unnecessary grain has not scolded ——, ate to the unnecessary guest scolded ——” “家里叱——,已经穷得揭不开锅了叱——,连厨房的叱——,切菜板叱——。也被我拿去叱——当掉了叱——,实在叱——,没有多余的粮食叱——,给多余的客人吃了叱——” „Nonsense, you are talking nonsense, the chopping board is because cut in half by you discards, must talk nonsense should not be working as the front of litigant the fool, wants to kill two birds with one stone finds better point excuse the fool......” “胡扯吧,你在胡扯吧,切菜板是因为被你切成两半才扔掉了吧,要胡说八道也别当着当事人的面前呀笨蛋,想一举两得就找个更好点的理由吧傻瓜……” „Has not said scolds, snort/hum ——” “没有的说叱,哼——” Faces my aggressive line of sight, jasmine is blowing up the cheek help/gang to cast aside goes excessively . Moreover the ending also let the person made the person fire big very add one lightly. 面对着我咄咄逼人的视线,茉里莎鼓起腮帮撇过头去,而且语尾还让人十分让人火大的加了一声轻哼。 „Considers as finished, Younger brother.” At this time, the elder sister had the whole face tranquil smile to give up toward me. “算了算了,弟弟。”这时候,姐姐带着满脸平静的微笑朝我罢了罢手。 „In the younger brother family/home unexpectedly is never so expected that poor, what my elder sister works as is really the failure.” “没想到弟弟家里竟然那么穷,我这个姐姐当的真是失败呀。” Sighed, in the elder sister actually did not attend to the loophole that jasmine expressed may complain innumerably, gave to go her words, plot, was the plot, your does not know the tiny tot princess who in any case took the consequences for own actions, this time I will not really harbor you again. 叹了口气,姐姐竟然毫不顾茉里莎措辞里面无数可吐槽的漏洞,将她的话给接了下去,阴谋,又是阴谋,你这个不知好歹自作自受的小不点公主,这次我是真的不会再包庇你了。 „As the sister and brother, should not share joys and sorrows is right?” After saying, the elder sister is blinking to sit to me by, was plans and me evidently shares this Barbarian weight/quantity the lunch. “身为姐弟,不是应该同甘共苦才对吗？”说完以后,姐姐眨着眼睛坐到我旁边,看样子是打算和我分享这一顿野蛮人分量的午餐了。 „Naturally, cannot put in great inconvenience to the domestic servant, my leaves you, young maidservant.” “当然,也不能委屈了家仆,我那盘就留给你吧,小侍女。” Order jasmine sits in the original position, takes up the tableware, sneezing that three no princesses the heart unwilling sentiment do not hope, wanting to cry but have no tears looks oneself only suffice an ant meal weight/quantity at present the vegetable/dish dregs. 命令茉里莎坐在自己原本的位置上,拿起餐具,三无公主心不甘情不愿的打着喷嚏,欲哭无泪的看着自己眼前只够蚂蚁一餐分量的菜渣。 „Moreover......” on elder sister face the temperate smile transfers the dense/woods to be cold instantaneously. “而且……”姐姐脸上温和的笑容瞬间转为森寒。 „Can't be extravagant and wasteful? Then in these days that I live, according to such weight/quantity supplies was enough.” “不能铺张浪费是吗？那么在我住的这段时间里,就照这样的分量供应就行了。” „......” “……” The elder sister are you starving to death jasmine? To live the last month to look that jasmine starves to death while still alive. 姐姐你是饿死茉里莎是吗？是想住上一个月看着茉里莎活活饿死吧。 „Right, in this difficult period, but do not harbor food, my eye can detect easily, the maidservant harbors food to make the master starve the behavior of this treason and heresy......” “对了,在这种困难的时期,可千万别私藏食物,我的眼睛可是轻而易举就能察觉出来的,侍女私藏食物却让主人挨饿这种大逆不道的行为呀……” The last few words, making bashful itchy not painful jasmine as if come under the huge blow to be the same, the complexion changed, the sneeze hit happier...... 最后一句话,让本来一脸小痒不痛的茉里莎仿佛受到了巨大的打击一般,脸色一变,喷嚏打的更欢了…… Blocked the jasmine last way out completely, it seems like that the elder sister really did not plan to show mercy again. 呃,完全的封死了茉里莎的最后一条生路,看来姐姐真是不打算再手下留情了。 „Come, Younger brother, ——” “来,弟弟,啊——” Opposite of pale jasmine, moves that fiery buttocks that the elder sister does not have scruples to my thigh on, forks the sliced meat to collect together in the mouth, full is the smile of anticipation is happy. 在脸色苍白的茉里莎对面,姐姐毫不顾忌的将那火热的臀部挪到我大腿上,叉起一块肉片凑在嘴边,满是期待的笑容甜蜜无比。 ...... …… „Thump thump thump ——” “咚咚咚——” The sound is reprimanding the sound of footsteps reverberation of staircase in the construction of circle prism, jasmine buries oneself body on the bed wickedly, the sneeze on mouth still keeps taking, the following belly is cluck calls, only ate one small from last night to the present by the barbecue of prescribing medicine, as for just that meat dregs...... 响斥着楼梯的脚步声回荡在圆柱体的建筑里面,茉里莎恶狠狠地将自己的身体埋在床上,嘴上的喷嚏依然打个不停,下面的肚子更是咕咕直叫,从昨晚到现在就只吃了一小口被下药的烤肉,至于刚刚那点肉渣…… Snort, I do not eat the thing that rampant woman keeps. 哼,我才不吃那个嚣张女人留下来的东西呢。 Thinks to eat, the jasmine belly called happier, although in inventory a little dry rations, but she does not dare to eat, if caught by that hateful and fearful woman, oneself throughly didn't lose? 想到吃的,茉里莎的肚子叫得更欢了,物品栏里虽然有一点干粮,但是她不敢吃,如果被那可恶又可怕的女人抓到的话,那自己不就彻头彻尾的输了？ „Scolds ——, without the means that could not wait...” “叱——,没办法了,等不下去了…” She rubs the nose that itched, takes out a book from the pillow, if the book titles of front these books crowded the title page, that this book is at the back of the even/including has not let off. 她揉了揉发痒的鼻子,从枕头下面抽出一本书,如果说前面的那些书的书名只是塞满了封面的话,那这本书则是连背面都没有放过。 „Elevates own position, how teaches you to open maidservant ultimate —— you mistress kick not to misread, this is ultimate, looks at this, you no longer is a maidservant, following captures the details to look «Detains His Gentleness, How Teaches You To become Qualified Wife's Wife To cross the threshold»”. “提升自己的地位,教你如何将女主人一脚踢开之侍女终极篇——你没看错,这已经是终极篇,看完这本,你就不再是一位侍女,后续攻略详情请看《留住他的温柔,教你如何成为合格的妻子之人妻入门篇》”。 In the hand holds to write books, jasmine then looks like generation of swordsmen to grasp the sword to be common immediately certainly, in the eye does not have other again, perhaps the dedicated facial expression was the surroundings catches fire is unable to detect. 手上捧着书,茉里莎立刻便像绝代的剑客握上了剑一般,眼中再无其他,专注的神情恐怕就是周围着火了也无法察觉。 For a long time, she last page will close, the pupil of concentrating on gradually dissolves, five feelings as if return general, extended numb four limbs. 许久,她将最后一页合上,全神贯注的瞳孔逐渐溶解,五感仿佛才回到身上一般,伸展了一下麻木的四肢。 She discovered surprisedly when does not know starts, own cheeks resembles burns down unexpectedly general, the chest seems beating a drum, the drum has kept moving, a strange thing is flowing from there. 她惊奇的发现,不知何时开始,自己的脸颊竟然像火烧一般,胸口就仿佛在打鼓,一直鼓动个不停,一种陌生的东西正从那里流淌开来。 Puts out a mirror from bedside that antique cabinet to oneself, what inside screens is a doll beautiful brings a wooden cheek, at this time, two groups of dense sunset glow, just like night rose generally quietly blooms above. 从床边那古色古香的柜子里拿出一面镜子对着自己,里面映出的是一张洋娃娃般绝美中带着一丝木然的脸蛋,此时,两团氤氲的红霞正如夜玫瑰一般悄悄的在上面绽放开来。 „Only...... for must defeat that hateful woman, is not...... for that fool master ——” “只……只是为了要打败那个可恶的女人而已,才不是……为了那个笨蛋主人呢——” As if convincing itself, she muttered in a low voice, threw away the bronze mirror, went all out the strange cheek to bury in the quilt oneself...... 仿佛是在说服自己,她低声的喃喃自语道,一把扔开铜镜,拼命将自己所陌生的脸蛋埋入被子里面…… „gu ~~” “咕~~” Long time, transmits calling out in grief that seems does not have from the quilt. 良久,从被子里传来一声似有似无的悲鸣。 „Belly, is quite hungry.” “肚子,好饿。” * * In the brain is flooding the content of massive administrative proposal, could not find anything to write the inspiration, before dawn has not rested, in the exhaustive code a chapter, hopes that can compensate everyone, was tired, today one puts down the books and exercise all day, makes up well thinks. 脑子里充斥着大量行政申论的内容,也找不到什么写作灵感,凌晨没有睡,绞尽脑汁码上一章,希望能补偿一下大家,累了,今天一整天就放下书本和习题,好好补一觉。