*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Abducted the greenwood bar maidservant three people of groups smoothly, my quest of this coming back also almost completed, returning to Rogue Encampment then to discover that in the family/home is very lively, looked originally was book and Beja girls comes back unexpectedly. 顺利诱拐了绿林酒吧侍女三人组,我这趟回来的任务也差不多完成了,回到罗格营地便发现家里很热闹,一看原来是本子娜和贝雅丫头竟然回来了。 These two goods came back unexpectedly! 这两货竟然回来了！ „Just right that fool Wu you come back.” Just wants to return outside the room, far away from the right and wrong, the Beja girl of being sharp-eyed discovered me, hastily brittle air/Qi greeting. “笨蛋吴你回来的正好。”刚想退回屋外,远离是非,眼尖的贝雅丫头就发现了我,连忙一声脆气招呼。 „How?” Sees everyone's vision centralism to come, I take back the footsteps that withdraws reluctantly. “又怎么了？”见大家的目光集中过来,我无奈收回退后的脚步。 „What was how, your highness who said troubled you to resemble frequently, is not always fool Wu that the person put to trouble was right?” My anti- tone did not cause the elf princess's great indignation. “什么叫又怎么了,说的本殿下经常麻烦你似的,老是给人添麻烦的不是笨蛋吴才对吗？”我的不耐语气引起了精灵公主的极大愤慨。 „Yes, I indeed give everyone to put to trouble frequently.” “是,我的确是经常给大家添麻烦。” „Right right, fool Wu is such person, always putting to trouble made one worry too slightly is really childish.” “没错没错,笨蛋吴就是这样的人,老是给人添麻烦让人操心实在太小孩子气了。” „But, this cannot deny that you to the fact that I put to trouble.” “但是,这并不能否认你老是给我添麻烦的事实。” „May you be punished by heaven!” The Beja short of breath begins, a loli seized to hug toward me to make threatening gestures to throw, was really, was really, this not put to trouble to me, little girl that this could not grow up. “天诛！”贝雅气急动手,一个萝莉擒抱朝我张牙舞爪扑了过来,真是的,真是的,这不又给我添麻烦了么,这长不大的小丫头。 After solving the Beja girls, I have free time look in all directions other, immediately discovers the topic focus. 等解决了贝雅丫头后,我才有闲工夫四顾其他,立刻就发现了话题焦点。 Crystal. 水晶。 This is a crystal dragon, but at this moment, she has evolved the water jar dragon. 这是一头水晶龙,但是此时此刻,她已经进化成了水缸龙。 The water jar dragon is what ghost I could not explain, so long as in brief you know that it was the fit shape of crystal and water jar is right. 水缸龙是什么鬼我也解释不清楚,总之你只要知道它是水晶和水缸的合体形态就对了。 In other words, the crystal the top of the head the water jar is subjecting to a penalty. 换句话说,水晶又头顶着水缸受罚了。 „Your this fool, what also to make the mistake to be punished?” This scene I am not strange, see a suffering expression of crystal scapegoat, the top of the head water jar turn away from the wall to be motionless, finds it ridiculous, then before collecting, comes up to press firmly between the fingers her two pieces of cheeks, pulls to rub unceasingly. “你这笨蛋,又做错了什么被罚了吗？”这幕光景我并不陌生,见水晶一幅受气包的委屈表情,头顶水缸背对墙壁一动不动,不由觉得好笑,便凑前上去捏住她的两片脸颊,不断拉扯搓揉。 „Most salutes is hugged to touch the multi- characters.” Crystal unclear protest. “最顶带被搂摸多字。”水晶含糊不清的抗议。 „I know me to know, you want to say 【Crystal is a fool and makes mistakes】 Right, I know that who lets me is your pet owner.” “我知道我知道,你是想说【水晶是个笨蛋而且犯了错】对吧,我都知道的,谁让我是你的饲主呢。” „Without this matter, the pet owner was really bad, wants to falsely accuse the crystal unexpectedly!” Pats indignantly my doing evil both hands, the crystal is brandishing the small fist, wishes one could to spurt dragon Yanlai to express own anger. “没有这回事,饲主真是太坏了,竟然想诬陷水晶！”忿忿将我的作恶双手拍开,水晶挥舞着小拳头,恨不能口喷龙炎来表达自己的愤怒。 In fact, she can indeed emitting dragon flame, but she, if dares to do that at home, that was not the matter that the top of the head water jar can easily solve. 事实上,她的确能喷吐龙炎,只是她若是敢在家里这么做,那就不是头顶水缸可以轻易解决的事情了。 Could evolve the Laoshan dragon, a meaning of top of the head mountain. 说不定能进化成老山龙,头顶一座山的意思。 „Without doing the wrong thing, how to subject to a penalty here?” “没做错事,怎么会在这里受罚呢？” „That is because of......” crystal eyeball rumble one revolution, wants to find the excuse. “那是因为……”水晶眼珠子咕噜一转,想找借口。 „That is because the crystal wants to eat delicious, everyone does not give the crystal to eat, but must punish the crystal, how this world was, why ate a delicious thing so to be difficult continually.” Then, this moe the young tooth crystal dragon stupid, but also does intentionally sighing of experienced vicissitudes. “那是因为水晶想吃好吃的,大家不给水晶吃,还要罚水晶,这个世界到底是怎么了,为什么连吃点好吃东西都那么难。”说完,这头蠢萌幼齿水晶龙,还故作老成沧桑的叹气。 „Answer, only then, you want to eat others' thing is right, did not ask that brings on oneself is not good, should punish.” I remembered initially crystal goods, is seeing the Harrogath heart of stone appearance unexpectedly, suddenly bites to taste the flavor the greedy appearance, aerobic saying with a smile. “答案只有一个,你想吃别人的东西对吧,不问自取可不好,该罚。”我想起了当初水晶这货,竟然见着石头模样的哈洛加斯心脏,也冷不防的一口咬下去品尝味道的馋样,不禁好气的笑道。 „Who said that is crystal own thing, has not snatched others.” “谁说的,是水晶自己的东西,才没有抢别人的。” „That may feel strange, mentioned listens, what you actually want to eat, was really your thing? Did you confirm?” “那可就奇怪了,说来听听,你到底想吃什么,真是你的东西？你确认？” „In there, the pet owner should be clearly right, this is others gives the crystal serious the gift, why is unedible?” “就在那儿,饲主应该最清楚才对,这可是别人正经八百送给水晶的礼物,为什么不能吃？” Looks following the vision of crystal, I saw a plain fine box, this couple of days ago didn't King Arthur give the crystal the thing? This goods really cannot bear greedily, even does the box also want to nip one unexpectedly? 顺着水晶的目光看去,我瞅见了一个古朴精美的盒子,这不是前两天小亚瑟王送给水晶的东西吗？这货果然还是忍不住嘴馋,竟然连盒子也想咬一口吗？ „Is box inside thing.” The crystal sees my face to regard the expression of fool her, argued hastily. “是盒子里面的东西。”水晶见我一脸将她当成笨蛋的表情,连忙辩解道。 „, In the box, what gift tiny tot king did Song give you?” I carry the box, one looks toward inside, at that time on leg one soft, almost kneeling. “哦,盒子里面,到底那小不点王送了什么礼物给你？”我拎起盒子,往里面一瞧,当时就腿一软,差点给跪了。 Inside opened box, is sending out the radiant seven color rays, however this box does not know that is what material quality does, can so dazzling seven color ray Bind in inside, not divulge the slightest unexpectedly firmly, as soon as otherwise I entered the room to see the seven colors of room up. 打开的盒子里头,散发着璀璨的七彩光芒,然而这盒子不知是什么材质做的,竟然能将如此耀眼的七彩光芒牢牢束缚在里面,不泄漏分毫,否则的话我一进屋就能看到满屋子的七色光了。 Also was really guessed right by me, King Arthur this fellow does not act already, intended really to send out artifact unexpectedly, and has not given me unexpectedly this to her is loyal and devoted(?) Mount, but just knew less than several days of crystals, is really absurd, I must strike, I must resign, I must turn over/stand up to act as the master! 还真被我猜对了,小亚瑟王这家伙不出手则已,一出手竟然真的送出了神器,而且竟然还不是给我这个对她最是忠心耿耿(？)的坐骑,而是刚认识不到几天的水晶,真是岂有此理,我要罢工,我要辞职,我要翻身做主人！ After complaining one at heart, I set the mind, the vision by the light of that rich seven color, fell to calmly lies down on bottom items, that ray master, fine only beautiful amulet. 心里埋怨一番后,我定下心神,目光透过那浓郁的七彩之光,落到静静躺在箱底的物品上,那正是光芒的主人,一根精致唯美的项链。 Really the artifact level jewelry, having the natural justice this is. 竟然还是神器级首饰,有没有天理呀这是。 Chain body silver, but is actually passing a mobile feeling inside and outside, seems the silver color running water makes, but most important sinker part, is a fire red core gem. 链身似白银,但是里里外外却透着一种流动的感觉,仿佛是白银色的流水做成的一样,而最重要的坠子部分,则是一颗火红色的心型宝石。 Wait, is this gem? I closely stared at the sinker part, the eye am starting to turn circle, from the beginning no feeling, but if has stared were looking, one type...... this fire bullseye shape object had the rhythm contraction ballooning the feeling, was similar to an active heart. 等等,这是宝石吗？我紧紧盯着坠子部分,眼睛开始转圈了,一开始没什么感觉,但如果一直盯着看,就会给人一种……一种这颗火红心形物体正在有节奏的收缩鼓胀着的感觉,就如同一颗活跃的心脏。 Since is artifact, naturally must the somewhat unusual outward appearance and performance, otherwise hasn't given dark gold equipment to be inferior? 嘛,既然是神器,当然要有些与众不同的外观和表现,否则还不给暗金装备比下去？ I receive many of innermost feelings surprisedly, finally this artifact amulet handful in the palm, turns very quiet the breath, excited looks toward the attribute. 我收起内心的诸多惊讶,终于将这根神器项链捧在手心,屏住呼吸,激动的往属性上一看。 Offen Gleim Tracy's king it heart( artifact) 奥芬格莱姆特蕾西的王之心(神器) „pā”, my unemotional returns the box amulet, covers the lid again, the entire movement forms a coherent whole, like passing clouds and flowing water. “啪”的一声,我面无表情的将项链放回盒子,再把盒盖盖上,整个动作一气呵成,如同行云流水。 Your younger sister's pit father! 你妹的坑爹啊！ Is making a anger to fall the action of box at heart, I raise the mind tea table again ruthlessly. 在心里做出一个怒摔盒子的举动,我再狠狠将心灵茶几一掀。 Unexpectedly is artifact set of Red Dragon queen, did not say that my heart disease must manifest suddenly, this attribute cannot look absolutely, looked at me to irritate. 竟然又是红龙女王的神器套装,不说了,我心脏病要发作了,这属性绝对不能看,看了我得气死。 Digs from the beforehand crystal 【Offen Gleim Tracy's the soul of king】, On a magnificent helmet of artifact level, I have looked, the set of artifact that the Red Dragon queen builds, the goal is to profess love merely, expressed her flood the sentiment of lily, as for attribute —— crazed that to express some meaning, the demon changed simply, waste. 从之前水晶挖出来的【奥芬格莱姆特蕾西的王之魂】,一件神器级的华丽头盔上面,我就已经看出来了,红龙女王打造出来的这套神器,目的仅仅是为了示爱,表达她那满溢的百合之情,至于属性——为了表达某个意思,简直魔改的丧心病狂,浪费之极。 Simply speaking Offen Gleim Tracy set is used to express the affections, rather than used to enhance the battle efficiency, therefore do not hug to its attribute too in a big way anticipated, naturally, how even if not to have the anticipation again, artifact is still artifact, moreover artifact set, must add to be better ten times of eight times compared with ten eight dark gold equipment. 简单来说奥芬格莱姆特蕾西套装是用来表达爱意的,而不是用来提升战斗力的,所以你别对它的属性抱太大期待,当然,就算再怎么不抱期待,神器也是神器,而且还是神器套装,怎么也得比十件八件暗金装备加起来要好个十倍八倍。 However the issue came, equipment is a big dragon clan defines the use . Moreover the attribute request is especially high, is not the big dragon can only feel powerless and frustrated. 但是问题又来了,装备是巨龙一族限定使用,而且属性要求特高,不是巨龙根本只能望洋兴叹。 „Therefore , do you want to eat this thing?” Has turned head, I look at the crystal the look am the desolate astonishment. “所以说,你想吃这玩意？”回过头,我看着水晶的眼神更是冷淡的惊人。 „Right, the pet owner did not think that it does look like a sweet candy? Sinker part.” The crystal raised eats, two eyes shone immediately. “没错,饲主不觉得它像一颗甜甜的糖果吗？坠子部分。”水晶一提起吃的,两眼顿时发光。 „......” “……” I go out of outside silently, lifts a water jar silently, folds it in the water jar on crystal top of the head. 我默默走出外面,默默抬回来一个水缸,把它叠在水晶头顶上的水缸上。 As the matter stands, crystal on smooth microevolution doubling water jar dragon. 这样一来,水晶就顺利的小进化成双水缸龙了。 „Pet owner is making what foolish matter, not only stops has not saved the crystal, instead increased the burden to the crystal, you are the unprincipled people!” The crystal panting in indignation loudness shouts, finally cannot repress, roves in the room, several times want to take down the water jar on top of the head arbitrarily, thinks, swept people one eyes, instigated. “饲主在做什么傻事,不单止没有拯救水晶,反而给水晶增加了负担,你们都是坏人！”水晶气呼呼的大声嚷嚷起来,终于按耐不住,在屋子里转来转去,几次想擅自将头顶上的水缸取下来,想了想,扫了众人一眼,又怂了。 Be that as it may, two water jar in her top of the head actually as stable as Mount Tai, as if takes root, I thought that she makes some stunners, or folds ten eight water jars again upward, it is estimated that is also ready proper does not have the issue. 虽说如此,两个水缸在她头顶上却稳如泰山,仿佛生了根,我看她就是做出一些高难度动作,或者是再往上叠十个八个水缸,估计也是妥妥的没问题。 Obviously, the time of crystal top of the head water jar has practiced the reach a high degree of proficiency situation. 显然,水晶头顶水缸的功夫已经练到炉火纯青地步了。 Again obviously, she plays dumb to court disaster frequently, even the temper gentle girls cannot bear the use penalty method. 再显然,她经常犯傻惹祸,连性子温柔的女孩们都忍不住动用惩罚手段。 „Crystal, is the belly hungry?” “水晶,肚子饿吗？” „wū wū, the crystal is hungry.” Originally is not hungry, by my such saying, the crystal belly is sent out rumble the symphony immediately. “呜呜,水晶饿。”本来不饿的,被我这么一说,水晶肚子立刻发出了咕噜噜的交响乐。 „Flying cake walks you!” “飞饼走你！” I throw a wheat pancake, toward to the crystal several meters away top of the head sky over. 我扔出一张烙饼,往离水晶数米远的头顶上空。 „Hou!” Sees only crystal one to fly to flee flexibly, held in the mouth the wheat pancake with the mouth directly, then fell to the ground, the two water jar on top of the head packed 2/3 water, a drop has not splashed. “嚯！”只见水晶一个灵活飞窜,直接用嘴巴叼住了烙饼,而后落地,头顶上的两个水缸装满了三分之二的水,一滴未溅。 „Interesting, in family/home narrow, outside we go to play.” “有意思,家里窄,我们去外面玩。” „Un wū, cures Su Aozi dá, has not decided this/Ben wave guide whiz to fall in price white.”( To be delicious, regardless of crystal many can following) “嗯呜,治好苏嗷滋哒,没定鲁本波导嗖愣跌价白。”(只要是好吃的,水晶无论多少都能接下来) While my to rub has the sleeve cuff to be eager to try, the crystal is also confident, prepares to accept the challenge, at this time, followed the pā pā two hand blade attacks, I and crystal covered the forehead to squat. 正当我撸起袖口跃跃欲试,水晶也是自信十足,准备接受挑战,这时,伴随啪啪两声手刀攻击,我和水晶都捂着额头蹲了下去。 „Your this fellow, had said how many times, cannot crack a joke with a dignity of our big dragon clan, why, why doesn't accept the lesson?” “你这家伙呀,说过多少次了,不许拿我们巨龙一族的尊严开玩笑,为什么,为什么就是不接受教训呢？” Has not looked for the murderer with enough time, I was grabbed the front piece carrying, body sways without the root floating duckweed fiercely, sees only present Evil Dragon young girl, two eyes gets angry red, expression that soon goes wild. 还未来得及寻找凶手,我又被抓着衣襟给拎了起来,身子似无根飘萍般剧烈摇晃,只见眼前的恶龙少女蕾娜,两眼通红冒火,一副快要抓狂的表情。 Without and other anti- resist fire begs for mercy, she shifted the firepower: „You, you, your fool crystal, goes out to me particularly!” 没等我反抗或求饶,她就转移了火力:“还有你,尤其是你,你这个笨蛋水晶,给我出去！” „Yes, Boss.” The crystal puts in great inconvenience anxiously following ordering, then, increased three water jars in her top of the head, is full water! “是,蕾娜老大。”水晶委屈巴巴的遵照命令走了出去,然后,蕾奥娜在她头顶上又增加了三个水缸,还是满水的！ Then was five water jar dragons, came four to be again the investigation extremely shape of crystal. 这下是五水缸龙了,再来四个应该就是水晶的究极形态了吧。 No, perhaps at this time played the flying cake game accidentally/surprisingly interesting...... I looked in Evil Dragon who the one side eyes covetously, can only give up. 不,说不定这时候玩飞饼游戏会意外的有趣……我看了看在一旁虎视眈眈的恶龙蕾娜,只能作罢。 „Right, Eika Layh they?” “对了,艾卡莱伊她们呢？” „What's wrong, what your color Wolf does Druid want to make to my clansman? Told you, cannot have their ideas again!” “怎么,你这色狼德鲁伊想对我的族人做什么？告诉你,不许再打她们的主意了！” „What I want to ask in your brain actually to think, I had planned can two days went to the Holy See mountain, leave half-finished them?” “我才想问你脑子里到底在想什么,我打算过两天就去教廷山了,可以将她们扔下不管吗？” I flip the supercilious look , what cannot 【Again】 Had their ideas? Said seemed me to hit your somebody( dragon) the idea to be the same. 我翻了翻白眼,还有,什么叫不许【再】打她们的主意了？说的好似我曾经打过你们其中的某个人(龙)的主意一样。 „Can this return to the Holy See mountain?” Book confirmed in the one side asks. “这就要回教廷山了吗？”本子娜在一旁确认问道。 „What's wrong, hasn't your brain fixed?” I want not to want then to ask one. “怎么,你的脑子还没修好？”我想也不想就回头反问一句。 Finally as expected, the forehead turned into the magnificent fountain, this ominous burst person occasionally princess, was the making a move speed also little faster than before? 结果不出所料,额头变成了壮观的喷泉,这凶暴的人偶公主,出手速度是不是比之前又快了一点点？ While convenient, I as if heard clear one of the ding, system prompt: Player Wu Fan doing dead skill raises leveled up. 顺便,我似乎听到了叮的清脆一声,系统提示:玩家吴凡的作死技能又提升了一级。 „Has Valise, prepared?” “维拉丝,都已经准备好了吗？” „Yes, Sir, was similar, is only inventory some is not sufficient.” “是的,大人,差不多了,只是物品栏有些不大够用。” „Does not need to take so many things, there kitchen has.” I pressed according to the temples, it is no doubt that Valise definitely her portable mobile simple kitchen taking. “没有必要带上那么多东西,那儿厨房还是有的。”我按了按太阳穴,不用说,维拉丝肯定又将她的便携式移动简易厨房给带上了。 „Such words kitchen puts down.” Puppy dog one hear, tilts the head thinks, finally learned the choices. “那样的话厨房就放下吧。”小狗狗一听,歪头想了想,终于学会了取舍。 „Right right, is this, puts down other non- necessary things while convenient again.” “没错没错,就是这样,顺便再将一些其他非必要的东西也放下。” Valise simply has not heard my words, she falls into the housewife pondered the pattern, after the moment, pats the palm, happy thought aloud: „As the matter stands can bring several flat-bottomed pan.” 维拉丝根本没听到我的话,她陷入了主妇沉思模式,片刻后一拍手心,高兴的自言自语道:“这样一来就可以多带几个平底锅了。” I: „......” 我:“……” Sorry, Valise, I made a mistake, you take the portable kitchen, the Holy See mountain cannot withstand the weight/quantity of so many flat-bottomed pan. 对不起,维拉丝,我错了,你还是把便携式厨房带上吧,教廷山承受不起那么多平底锅的分量。 I am shivering, as if sees dusk in the scarlet battlefield of setting sun, four Lesser Evil and Three Prime Evils corpses pile up one on top of another in the same place, but above that stands against the wind, double holds the flat-bottomed pan that the blood dyes, the black hair flies cold, the skirt suspends flap flap, both eyes heavy black Valise. 我颤抖着,仿佛看到黄昏残阳的血色战场上,四魔王和三魔神的尸体堆叠在一起,而在那之上,是迎风而立,双持血染的平底锅,黑发飞凛,裙摆猎猎,双目死沉的黑维拉丝。 Too fearful, my side is hiding really( hidden) Savior unexpectedly! 太可怕了,我身边竟然隐藏着真(隐)救世主！ „Has Sarah, you, they greeted with Aunt Lisa as well as Uncle Ral?” “莎拉,你这边呢,和丽莎阿姨以及拉尔大叔他们打过招呼了吗？” „Un, has said with the parents.” “嗯,已经和爸爸妈妈说了。” „? What are they responded?” I am a little curious, was a little worried, feared Ral they will blame me to take away that dangerous place Sarah. “哦？他们是什么反应？”我有点好奇,也有点担心,怕拉尔他们会责怪我把莎拉带去那么危险的地方。 „Mother makes me careful, everything must listen to the big elder brother words.” “妈妈让我一路小心,凡事要听大哥哥的话。” Worthily is Aunt Lisa, mother -in-law of my heart. 哦哦,不愧是丽莎阿姨,吾的心之岳母。 „Father said that can also one and takes him and Uncle Doug as well as Uncle Gopher.” Sarah then embarrassed saying, has such insensitive father is also not easy. “爸爸说能不能把他和道格叔叔以及格夫叔叔也一并带上。”莎拉接着难为情的说道,有这么个厚脸皮的父亲也是不容易呀。 „Cannot...... I whisper actually not”, the Ral three strips are adventurer, does not need the expensive teleportation protective device also to go to the Hell world, un, does not spend well, does not spend very well. “倒不是不可以……”我嘀咕着,拉尔三条子是冒险者,不用昂贵的传送保护装置也能去地狱世界,嗯,不花钱就好,不花钱很好。 „Then the father also asked that that side does have the bar.” “然后爸爸还问那边有没有酒吧。” „Was quick, I they turned.” I give the thumbs-up. “就快了,我把菲妮她们都拐上了。”我竖起大拇指。 „Then......” Sarah's cheek is getting more and more red, is angry more and more, powder sent calmly to be automatic: „Father also asked that said that is other generation of adventurer asked that there also does have Nuren Street.” “再然后……”莎拉的脸蛋越来越红,也越来越生气,一头粉发都无风自动起来了:“爸爸还问了,说是代其他冒险者问,那儿还有没有女人街。” „Not thinks about it.” “想都别想。” „big elder brother said that I felt relieved.” The dancing in the air pink color beautiful hair falls, Sarah's air/Qi disappears immediately, visits me with the vision of relieved worship. “大哥哥这么说我就放心了。”飞舞的粉色秀发落下,莎拉的气立刻消了,用安心崇拜的目光看着我。 „Although has not had the prejudice to Nuren Street, but I thought...... thought is not good.” “虽然并没有对女人街存在偏见,但我还是觉得……觉得不大好。” „Then Uncle Ral?” My fate to the Ral is very curious. “然后拉尔大叔呢？”我对拉尔的下场很好奇。 „Was punished by mother.” Sarah wear a look of bright smile, like pure Angel, but does not know why I actually shiver with fright. “被妈妈制裁了。”莎拉面带灿烂笑容,如同纯洁的天使,但不知为何我却打了个冷战。 Uncle Ral, wish you to walk...... 拉尔大叔,祝你一路走好…… ... 。。。