*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** Can be so easy to turn the greenwood bar maidservant three people of groups, came as a surprise to my completely, gawked had gotten back one's composure some little time, remembers must with another two routine confirmation, although their two will not basically have what opinion. 能那么容易拐到绿林酒吧侍女三人组,完全出乎了我的预料,愣了好一会儿才回过神,想起还要和另外两位例行确认一遍,虽说她们两个基本是不会有什么意见。 „Is Ouna , you, willing to go to the Holy See mountain with us?” “欧娜,碧丝,你们呢,愿意和我们一起去教廷山吗？” „Without the issue, I and is the orphans who the proprietress adopts, without family Bind, which goes, moreover makes a person go is not good, who knows that...... who knows that every elder can handle this and that matter, I must fix the eyes on, which me goes to go.” Ouna issues being faithful to husband no matter what his lot is manifesto, and vigilant vision will gaze. “没问题,我和碧丝都是老板娘收养的孤儿,没有家庭束缚,去哪都可以,而且让菲妮一个人去可不行,谁知道……谁知道凡长老会不会对菲妮做这样那样的事情,我得紧盯着点,菲妮去哪我就去哪。”欧娜发表嫁鸡随鸡宣言,并将警惕的目光注视过来。 What is this and that matter?! Who to this little false mother heart movement!! 这样那样的事情是什么呀？！谁会对这只小伪娘心动了！！ Looked in share that in Ouna complies with refreshedly, I have not haggled over with her, the vision then falls to, her shy lowering the head slightly, lets obstruct the goal simultaneous/uniform bangs to be deeper a point, reply that then spoke softly. 看在欧娜爽快答应的份上,我没和她计较,目光转而落到碧丝身上,她害羞的微微低头,让遮目的齐刘海更深一分,然后才低声细语的回答。 „Can...... be able to add on busy of every elder, I...... my............ very happy...... I...... want very much......” “能……能帮上凡长老的忙,我……我那个……很……很高兴……我……愿意……” „That was really good, thank you.” I draw small hand high and low to swing, was happy. “那真是太好不过了,谢谢你了碧丝。”我拉着碧丝的小手上下摇摆,高兴极了。 „Meow, I promise the cousin time, the cousin may not have that happily meow.” Sees my obvious bias the attitude, expressed that the rich squid is triumphant. “喵,我答应表哥的时候,表哥可没那么高兴喵。”见我明摆着偏心的态度,菲妮表示富鱿凯。 „How you and can value be equal? When learned the wine-making to say again, was my winemaker was right.” “你和碧丝的价值怎么能等同？什么时候学会了酿酒再说吧,碧丝可是我的御用酿酒师对吧碧丝。” „wū wū wū ~~ ~” then looked, face has looked like steams the prawn to become red-hot popular generally, which can also respond to my words. “呜呜呜~~~”回头一看,碧丝的脸已经像蒸熟大虾一般红透,哪还能回应我的话。 „But, this really? You are the three advertisements of bar, can the words that is exposed, cause the business to suffer a disastrous decline, leaves one by one quite well?” “不过,这样真的好吗？你们可是酒吧的三块招牌,一口气走光的话,会不会导致生意一落千丈,是不是逐个离开比较好一点？” Although the maidservant three people of groups and proprietresses complied refreshedly, I was very happy, is very grateful, because just I instead cared about the greenwood bar's operation like this. 虽然侍女三人组和老板娘都爽快的答应了,我很高兴,很感激,但正因为这样我反而关心起绿林酒吧的经营了。 „Doesn't matter, we have the successor meow.” Asked here, proud chest one, clapped, along with clear scattered two, walked one from the bar exquisitely according to the form of person. “没关系,我们已经有继承者了喵。”问到这里,菲妮自豪的把胸脯一挺,拍拍手,伴随着清脆错落的两声,从吧台后面走来一名小巧依人的身影。 This is a very young maidservant, is bashful and delicate, making one look then has the favorable impression, her maidservant takes the appearance first to be the same with three advertisements, whole body is tying up the light satin ribbon, resembles the packing numerous and diverse fine Christmas gift boxes, full magnificent young girl wind front surface throws, prominent moe the character. 这是一名非常年轻的侍女,含羞而秀气,让人一看便心生好感,她的侍女服打扮和三块招牌之首菲妮一样,全身上下都绑着轻飘飘的缎带,似包装繁杂精美的圣诞礼盒,满满一股华丽的少女风迎面扑来,突出一个萌字。 With the biggest difference perhaps is, the cat ear sends the band to be different from her head has brought, on the young girl sending band folds the rabbit ear. 与菲妮最大的区别或许是,和她头上一直带着的猫耳发箍不同,少女头上的发箍是折兔耳朵。 „............ Knows you very much very much very much very much very much happily meow.” Was pushed to resist is arriving in front of me, young girl one 90 degrees bow, flustered, shy timid, shy flower season young girl pure highlights lovably incisively. “很……很很很……很高兴认识您喵。”被菲妮推攘着来到我面前,少女一个九十度鞠躬,慌慌张张,害羞胆怯,将青涩的花季少女的单纯可爱凸显得淋漓尽致。 „Oh oh oh oh —— —— —— is the reveal mother! Reveals mother!!” “噢噢噢噢——————是露娘！露娘！！” „Reveals mother to smile one.” “露娘笑一个。” „Revealed mother my cup to empty, gave on me quickly the liquor, the side dish, accompanied me to drink two cups again.” “露娘我的杯子空了,快给我上酒,还有小菜,再陪我喝两杯。” I have not spoken with enough time, these adventurer in bar have started to create a disturbance. 我还未来得及说话,酒吧里的那些冒险者就已经开始起哄了。 „Your successors?” “你们的接班人？” „Right meow, is she, the name was called the reveal, later she will replace our three maidservant who became the greenwood bar was long, or called the maidservant the manager, the abbreviation was long meow.” “没错喵,就是她,名字叫露,以后她会代替我们三个成为绿林酒吧的侍女长,或者叫侍女主管,简称吧长好了喵。” Long your younger sister lord! 吧长你妹呀是吧主吧！ „Dew is the proprietress in the baby who in an auspicious day of early morning rain and dew picks, because fears the hemp...... cough cough, because felt of pleasant to hear, therefore took 【Dew】 This name, in any case we are the orphan, the simplicity good.” Ouna supplemented in the one side. “露是老板娘在一个清晨雨露的好日子里捡到的婴儿,因为怕麻……咳咳,因为觉得好听所以就取了【露】这个名字,反正我们是孤儿,简简单单就好。”欧娜在一旁补充。 Because feared that troubles right, you have said the leak hole, the proprietress is because feared troublesome makes use of local materials!! 因为怕麻烦对吧,你已经说漏口了,老板娘就是因为怕麻烦才就地取材的吧！！ „Because only then a character meow, everyone called is not a little familiar with, therefore asked her to reveal mother gradually meow.” “因为只有一个字喵,大家叫着有点不习惯,所以久而久之就叫她露娘喵。” „Do not look at reveal this, once works to go against our two earnestly.” “别看露这样,一旦认真工作起来可是能顶我们两个。” „Wine-making craftsmanship, although is less than but also above outstanding meow.” “酿酒手艺虽然不及碧丝但也在优秀之上喵。” „Is the proud successor who we train.” “是我们培养出来的引以为豪的接班人。” Ouna and talked, simple status that immediately this young maidservant reveals at present disclosing. 欧娜和菲妮你一言我一语,立刻就将眼前这名年轻侍女露的简单身份给透露了。 „The most important thing is......” two people finally with one voice. “最重要的是……”两人最后异口同声。 „Dew always fulfills responsibility with all one's heart, all day will not ignore a proper occupation like our three runs to play( meow).” “露总是尽心尽责,不会像我们三个一样整天不务正业的跑出去玩(喵)。” I: „......” 我:“……” Originally you also learned to complain, had progressive, I also think, only then my liked doing this. 原来你们也学会了自我吐槽么,有进步,我还以为只有我一个喜欢这样做呢。 „Good, good, I knew, in brief you had the successor greenwood bar not to have the risk of bankruptcy, can feel relieved followed me right.” “好吧,好吧,我知道了,总之你们有了接班人绿林酒吧不会有倒闭的风险,可以放心的跟我走了对吧。” „No mistake, is this meaning meow, will reveal can certainly become with my exactly the same signboard maidservant in the future meow.” “没有错,就是这个意思喵,露未来一定可以成为和我一模一样的招牌侍女喵。” „No, with you exactly the same awfully...... wait/etc?!” “不,和你一模一样才要命吧……等等？！” I am suddenly right 【Exactly the same】 This phrase drilled the insignificant problem, exactly the same? Exactly the same?!!!!!!!!! 我忽然对【一模一样】这个字眼钻起了牛角尖,一模一样？一模一样？！！！！！！！！！ Vision falling cannot help but to the reveal that on a face lowered the head shyly, the chest, is really first just the same as, is completely even, according to the truth she should also have 17-18 years old, how saying that should also have the a point uneven feeling. 目光不由自主的落到了一脸羞涩低着头的露身上,首先胸部,果然和菲妮一模一样,完全是平的,按道理来说她也应该有个17-18岁了吧,怎么说也应该会有一点凹凸感吧。 In my mind flashes through bolt from the blue instantaneously, then dashes about wildly, but innumerable heads damn. 我脑海中瞬间闪过晴天霹雳,然后狂奔而过无数头草泥马。 Should...... not should not to say exactly the same...... exactly the same...... refers to...... 该不会……该不会菲妮所说的一模一样……一模一样……是指…… The stiff low neck, the vision falls from the opposite party chest downward, falls to skirt that place, like this looks unable to look, but...... 僵硬的低下脖子,目光从对方胸部往下落,落到裙子那处上,这样看是看不出来,但是…… Although falls the moral integrity very much, but in my brain really flashed through a thought instantaneously. 虽然很掉节操,但是我脑子里真的瞬间闪过了一个念头。 Must touch, confirmed? 要不要摸一把,确认一下呢？ „Meow, where the cousin is looking , is really disrespectful, too frivolous meow!” My this blunt vision trend, caused enormous discontented, her two hands searched to block my vision stubbornly. “喵,表哥在看哪里,真是太失礼,太轻浮了喵！”我这毫不加掩饰的目光走向,引起了菲妮的极大不满,她两只手探上来死死挡住了我的目光。 „...... I am not think......, although said a little disrespectfully, but I really want to know, what she...... your successor...... her...... her sex is?” I know that this issue may injure, but wants to know what is off and on is asks exports, the vision falls to again beaming with joy. “不……我是想……虽然说有点失礼但是我真的很想知道,她……你的接班人……她的……她的性别是什么？”我知道这个问题可能会伤到人,但是太想知道了断断续续的还是问出了口,目光再次落到露脸上。 Sees only she is lowering stubbornly on pretty cheek, that two wipe blushes to be deep lovably brightly beautiful. 只见她死死低着的俏丽脸蛋上,那两抹可爱红晕深得更加鲜艳美丽。 This response...... lying trough!!! 这反应……卧槽槽槽！！！ „Cousin incessantly vision is that disrespectful, the issue asks is disrespectful meow.” The poor|Fei panting in indignation two fork waists, to the body rear bumper before me, protect the chicken to be the same just like the hen. “表哥不止目光失礼,提的问题更是失礼喵。”菲妮气呼呼的两手叉腰,将露拉到身后挡在我面前,宛如母鸡护小鸡一样。 „Dew is the maidservant to be long, what relations has with the sex meow?!” “露当侍女长,和性别有什么关系喵？！” This has the relations greatly, the female ability was called the maidservant! I complained one, but has a look at present compared with who the woman also wanted the woman, does not know why could not open the mouth. 这大有关系吧,女的才能叫侍女吧！我心里吐槽一句,但是看看眼前比女人还要女人的菲妮,不知为何开不了口。 „Sex is not the barrier, so long as there is love was enough meow, everyone said right meow.” “性别才不是什么障碍,只要有爱就行了喵,大家说对吧喵。” „A point that Your Highness said right!” “菲妮殿下说的一点都没错！” „We like Your Highness, we also like the reveal mother!” “我们喜欢菲妮殿下,我们也喜欢露娘！” The atmosphere of entire bar is suddenly warm, almost all adventurer stood up publication support, simultaneously look bad is staring me , indicating oneself have the person of love. 整个酒吧的气氛忽然热烈,几乎所有冒险者都站了起来发表支持,同时神色不善的瞪着我,表示自己是有爱之人。 I: „......” 我:“……” This bar...... is not good, how many years haven't seen have degenerated to this situation? 这个酒吧……已经不行了么,几年没见已经堕落到这种地步了么？ I have been able to imagine the future of greenwood bar, maidservant three people of groups also, in addition there is the Ouna fan and fan, can control to contend with this group of anomaly false mothers, does not make the atmosphere in bar extremely strange. 我已经能够想象绿林酒吧的将来了,侍女三人组还在的时候,尚且有欧娜粉丝和碧丝粉丝,可以和这群变态伪娘控抗衡,不让酒吧的风气变得太过奇怪。 Once the maidservant three people of groups followed me, is only left over the present maidservant long reveal, then it can be imagined, if her sex were really...... that I can only say, perhaps later the greenwood bar changed name to call the false mother bar is quite appropriate. 一旦侍女三人组跟我走了,只剩下眼前的侍女长露,那么可想而知,如果她的性别真是……那我只能说,以后绿林酒吧或许改名叫伪娘酒吧比较合适。 No wonder the proprietress complied with make me carry off the maidservant three people of groups, without a trace that then vanishes immediately, I can realize that now slightly her mood, this was the sentiment that a sorrow was loses hope greatly, bar that oneself laborious established, in the future must become feels including oneself strangely. 难怪老板娘只是答应了一声让我把侍女三人组带走,便立刻消失的无影无踪,我现在稍稍能体会她的心情了,这是一股哀大莫过于心死的感情吧,自己辛辛苦苦一手创立出来的酒吧,将来就要变得连自己都感到陌生了。 But all these, are this false mother create at present, more than ten years ago, she is also not the maidservant in greenwood bar, even is also not the false mother time, the greenwood bar is how pure, a how fresh little flower. 而这一切,都是眼前这只伪娘菲妮造成的,十多年前,她还不是绿林酒吧的侍女,甚至还不是伪娘的时候,绿林酒吧是多么纯洁,多么清新的一朵小花呀。 I produced to suddenly deeply dreaded, the charm of this goods changed an atmosphere in bar sufficiently...... not, if did not have Ouna and is suppressing, even possibly linked a village, the atmosphere in entire small town can be reversed by her, courses the strange place. 我忽然对菲妮产生了深深畏惧,这货的魅力足以改变一个酒吧的风气……不,如果不是还有欧娜和碧丝压制着,甚至可能连一个村庄,整个小镇的风气都能被她扭转,引向奇怪的地方。 Takes such fellow to go to the Holy See mountain, really appropriate? 带上这样的家伙去教廷山,真的合适吗？ Thinks carefully, to also no, my Holy See mountain anything lacks, is the beautiful young girl does not lack, some might be called three first outstandingly beautiful mermaid princess Alley not say, like Lina, the small spirit, the small fox , the yellow piece maidservant, shook M Angel Princess Eva, ni pā knight blurry knight wait/etc, if did not ask for the happy character to correct, Evil Dragon and book were actually not bad, even our 【battalion flower/spend】 The —— beautiful aunt's character and style charm, will not actually lose. 仔细一想,到也没什么,我大教廷山什么都缺,就是美少女不缺,有堪称三界第一绝色的人鱼公主埃里雅不说,像琳娅啦,小幽灵啦,小狐狸啦,塔莫娅啦,黄段子侍女啦,抖M天使公主爱娃儿啦,咪啪骑士迷糊骑士等等,如果不讨喜的性格能够更正过来,恶龙蕾娜和本子娜其实也不差,甚至我们的【营花】——绮丽阿姨的风情魅力,其实也不会输给菲妮。 Having so many are not inferior , the beautiful young girl who even wins in Feini holds the attention of the audience, I to did not worry the Holy See mountain the atmosphere will become strange. 有那么多不逊色于,甚至更胜于菲妮的美少女压场,我到是不担心教廷山的风气会变得奇怪。 „On the other hand, never expected that you can also comply unexpectedly, I also think that must have must use strongly.” “话说回来,没想到你们竟然也能答应,我还以为少不了要用强的呢。” Has turned head, my vision sweeps to adventurer in bar, looks curiously. 回过头,我目光扫向酒吧里的冒险者,面露好奇。 These adventurer, overwhelming majority are the fans of maidservant three people of groups, the successors of maidservant three people of groups is very fierce I to believe that but said that she can replace her seniors, attracts on all fans oneself, that absolutely is the not possible matter. 这些冒险者,绝大部分都是侍女三人组的粉丝,侍女三人组的接班人很厉害我信,但说她能取代她的前辈们,将所有粉丝吸引到自己身上,那绝对是不可能的事情。 „Every elder, you regarded anyone us!” “凡长老,你把我们当成什么人了！” „Right, if you want to take away Your Highness for a selfishness of person, we will certainly not want, even must she snatch at risk of life from your Lesser Evil general.” “没错,如果你是为了一个人的私心想要带走菲妮殿下,我们当然不会愿意,就算拼死也要从你这个大魔王手上将她抢回来。” „Our Your Highness Ouna the group of fans is also!” “我们欧娜殿下粉丝团也是！” „Our Your Highness the group of fans is also!” “我们碧丝殿下粉丝团也是！” „But, you take away them, to go to the Holy See mountain, to open the bar in that serves these heroic seniors.” “但是,你把她们带走,是为了去教廷山,是为了在那开酒吧,服务那些英勇的前辈们。” „Therefore, even if we are unwilling, has does not abandon, cannot stop.” “因此,就算我们心里有多么不甘,有多么不舍,也不能阻拦。” „Wait and see, for my Your Highness Ouna, in five years...... ten years...... not, is 20 years, I must go to the Holy See mountain, when the time comes can also have a reunion!” “等着瞧吧,为了我的欧娜殿下,再过五年……不……十年……不,是二十年,我也要去教廷山,到时候还能重逢！” „For Your Highness, I uses for 19 years!” “为了菲妮殿下,我用十九年！” „For Your Highness, I uses 18...... not, 17 years enough!” “为了碧丝殿下,我用十八……不,十七年就够了！” „Oh oh oh oh oh —— ——!!!” “噢噢噢噢噢————！！！” Was saying to be saying, this fellows burst with joy on hot blooded, raises hand the wine glass to take an oath in abundance high, must have tears streaming down the face simultaneously, reveals one to take decisive measures, sad Jue of devoting one's life to uphold justice, an unclear sleep/felt severe feeling, you looked, had team of adventurer just to step into the entrance to want a moment ago to come to drink one, by these fellows running away in fear 说着说着,这帮家伙就热血沸腾起来,纷纷高举手中的酒杯宣誓,偏偏同时还要泪流满面,露出一副壮士断腕,舍身取义的悲绝,给人一种不明觉厉的感觉,你看,刚才有队冒险者刚踏进门口想进来喝一口,就被这些家伙给吓跑了 Mom, inside has much better to be abnormal! 妈妈,里面有好多变态啊！ The words that although this group of people spoke are never proper, but I was moved, wiped the corner of the eye, the smile is gratified. 虽然这群人说的话老不正经,但我还是被感动到了,抹了抹眼角,笑容欣慰。 You, although usually is old and I opposes, always spoke my malicious remarks in the back, but also understood at crucial moments is righteous. 你们呀,虽然平时老和我作对,老在背后说我坏话,但在关键时刻也懂得深明大义呢。 What a pity is the anomaly. 可惜是变态。 „Such being the case, that I look for you again, you are riding these days empty space, well as well as has supported your humanity to leave with the proprietress.” “既然如此,那出发的时候我再来找你们,你们就乘着这几天空当,好好和老板娘以及一直支持你们的人道别吧。” Came here quest to complete, I do not want to be dull, in order to avoid by this crowd of abnormal infection strange virus. 来这里的任务已经完成了,我也不想多呆,以免被这群变态传染奇怪的病毒。 „Doesn't cousin sit to drink one cup to walk again meow? The special position has also remained to you meow.” “表哥不坐下来喝一杯再走喵？特殊的位置还一直留着给你喵。” „No, does not drink, later also has a lot of opportunities, cannot think that your new bar drinks is not probably good.” “不,不喝了,以后还有很多机会,想不去你们的新酒吧喝大概都不行了。” „That arrives is also meow.” Thinks such scenery, follows delightedly smiled. “那到也是喵。”想到那样的景色,菲妮也跟着欢喜的笑了起来。 „Hopes, the cousin do not open the bar well meow.” “但愿,表哥别把酒吧拆了就好喵。” „What words that spoke!” I get angry however a hand blade to fall, Rogue Bar that is only an accident/surprise! “说的什么话！”我怒然一记手刀落下,罗格酒吧那只是个意外而已！ New Rogue Bar is also! 新罗格酒吧也是！ New Rogue Bar is also!! 新新罗格酒吧也是！！ „, Right cousin meow, my also matter wants to ask you meow.” When I must turn around to leave, makes noise suddenly. “啊,对了表哥喵,我还有一件事想求你喵。”就在我要转身离开的时候,菲妮忽然出声。 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „Actually meow, the proprietress also asked our matter, wants to discuss with the cousin meow, besides our three, can lead many points of people to go meow, I also know that the belt/bring average person goes to the Hell world is not easy, will make the cousin awkward meow.” poor|Fei is coy, greatly does not feel all right reveals the apology plea vision to me. “其实喵,老板娘还拜托了我们一件事,想和表哥商量喵,除了我们三个以外,能不能带多点人去喵,我也知道带普通人去地狱世界不容易,会让表哥为难喵。”菲妮扭扭捏捏,不大好意思的向我露出歉意恳求目光。 „This ease in doing, was certainly OK, the population has many, I must prepare.” “这个好办,当然可以了,人数有多少,我得去准备准备。” I nod fast, must lead a group of civilians to go to the Holy See mountain in any case when the time comes to settle down, not many these, do not know to have many, if the quantity enough, I made they open the two bar to be good simply, this was also monopolized the bar less than half, did not strive for making money, only strove for calmly and steadily. 我飞快点头,反正到时候也要带一批平民去教廷山安家落户,不多这几个,就是不知道有多少,如果数量够的话,我干脆让菲妮她们开两个酒吧好了,这样也算是将酒吧垄断了小半,不求赚钱,只求安稳。 Maidservant waiter that the proprietresses train, I am trustworthy, such as Ouna, are not the rare talents, the most wrong matter that this whole life does probably, gave shelter to this heresy. 老板娘培养出来的侍女侍者,我还是信得过的,如欧娜和碧丝,不都是难得的人才么,大概她这辈子做的最错的一件事,就是收留了菲妮这个异端。 „Meow, are not many, besides our three also four, handling a bar population was just good, did not need to recruit the bystander again meow.” “喵,不多,除了我们三个还有四个,打理一间酒吧人数刚刚好,不用再招聘外人了喵。” „This......, you make them also prepare, when the time comes everyone together.” Under my heart somewhat is slightly disappointed, starts to deliberately consider in the camp to have the appropriate bar entire to turn the Holy See mountain. “这样啊……也罢,你让她们也准备准备,到时候大家一起出发吧。”我心下略有些失望,开始寻思着营地里有没有合适的酒吧可以整个拐到教廷山去。 For example...... new Rogue Bar? 比如说……新新新罗格酒吧？ ... 。。。