ROD :: Volume #25

#2414: Prepares the Lesser Evil army to advertise

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*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** After half an hour, leaving office that two talents have not given full expression, looks at the expression, as if many pieces had not said, gives their enough time, they can say an evening. 半个多小时过后,两人才意犹未尽的下台,看表情,似乎还有许多段子没说,给他们足够的时间,他们能说一个晚上。 But the laughter of square, then after their two leaves office still continued several minutes. 而广场的笑声,则是在他们两个下台后依然足足持续了数分钟之久。 „Ok, dear Wu, should be one's turn you to arrive, but do not have stage fright.” Akara patted my back of the hand, said with a smile temperately. “好了,亲爱的吴,该轮到你登场了,可千万别怯场。”阿卡拉拍了拍我的手背,温和笑道。 „Relax, but could also not frighten me.” Looked encouraged the smile wear a look of girls, I nod to Akara, gave fast wailed the repetitive nag and last iron fist punishes, the cape collar, prepared the good wooden sign to shoulder to me Lina on the shoulder, moved toward the square center with stride. “放心吧,还吓不了我。”看了面带鼓励笑容的女孩们一眼,我冲阿卡拉点点头,又飞快的给予了哀嚎连连的老马和菲妮最后一记铁拳制裁,才正正斗篷衣领,将琳娅给我准备好的木牌扛在肩膀上,大步走向广场中心。 When the form appears in the square, entire quarrelled the mixed square to be suddenly peaceful, as if before had rehearsed, falling the needle may hear. 当身影出现在广场上时,整个吵杂的广场忽然之间就安静下来,仿佛之前排练过般,落针可闻。 That obsolete cape attire, that is unfeatured, does not have the expert imposing manner, cannot see the big great back, looks like in the locally born Rogue person, looks familiar, in the camp, his cognition is higher than big elder Akara, so long as is the Rogue person, can every elder the vividness of image description, speak thoughtlessly to say several his these or honorable or the smelly deeds. 那一身过时的斗篷装,那毫无特色,既无高手气势,也看不出高大伟岸的背影,在土生土长的罗格人看来,是多么眼熟,在营地,他的认知度比大长老阿卡拉还要高,只要是个罗格人,都能把凡长老的形象描绘的活灵活现,随口就能说上几件他的那些或光荣或出糗的事迹。 Creates such reason, on the one hand is Akara usually easily does not shake on the avenue, but this fellow often has the wife daughter in a public setting show love, second, was the hearsay of this fellow were too many, many to bar, often has not removed the heat degree about his previous gossip, next gossip came, all the year round was in the headline position in the bar publication, was known as the harem elder, the king of headline. 造成这样的原因,一方面是阿卡拉平时并不轻易在大街上晃悠,而这家伙却常常带着妻子女儿在公共场合秀恩爱,第二,是这家伙的传闻实在太多了,多到在酒吧里,往往关于他的上一个八卦还未褪去热度,下一个八卦又汹涌而来,长年在酒吧报刊上占据头条位置,号称后宫长老,头条之王。 The bar, is the gossip rumor disseminates the quickest place, flees the news that to arrive in from here the civilian ear quickly, but this Druid two goods are all right come out to tour frequently, with Kashya, with Fara, with tall Te, raises a disturbance with all kinds of odd people, can put on his to think that the civilians in the civilian area calmly the obsolete old cape, exhibits the foolishness smile that a face is as deep as a well to accompany the wife to take a walk the shopping. 酒吧,是八卦流言传播最快的地方,从这里窜出去的消息很快就能到达平民耳中,而这德鲁伊二货没事又经常出来游逛,和卡夏,和法拉,和高特,和各种各样的怪人大闹一场,在平民区也能若无其事的穿着他那身连平民都觉得过时老土的斗篷,摆出一脸高深莫测的傻气笑容陪妻子逛街购物。 It is said as small armor and that golden hair Capital pug-dog of Rogue mascot is his pet, has the head of hearsay Rogue mascot, that accompanies the rag doll bear that bear the child plays frequently is he. 据说身为罗格吉祥物的小甲和那只金毛京巴狗都是他的宠物,更有传闻罗格吉祥物之首,那头经常陪熊孩子玩耍的布偶熊就是他本人。 The true colors and hearsay two unify, therefore this every face gave people the clear feeling and third dimension beyond comparison. 其真面目和传闻两相结合,于是这张凡人脸就给予了人们无以伦比的清晰感和真实感。 This is every elder in that hearsay, really exactly the same that said with bar, is such fellow. 哦,原来这就是那个传闻中的凡长老啊,果然和酒吧里说的一模一样,就是这么个家伙。 Although opens the behavior of harem to make the blood boil, initially Rogue three big beauty, two was married to go home by him, another became his elder sister, is to make the person beat the breast and stamp the feet, wishes one could to loudly shout „I never to see so impudent and shameless person”, living scolding dies this harem Druid. 虽然开后宫的行为令人发指,当初罗格三大美女,两个被他娶回了家,另外一个成了他的姐姐,更是让人椎心顿足,恨不得大喝一声“我从未见过如此厚颜无耻之人”,活生生的骂死这后宫德鲁伊。 However, couple who amiable of that no expert imposing manner, that show love is outstanding forcefully affectionate, as well as extracts 1/10 letter/believes it from many rumor gossip, he who can also the sympathize arrive is rushing about the busy form for entire continent, makes this every elder have the huge popularity in Rogue Encampment, people when give scolding he, like scolding one of us, we scolded, did the bystander who your did not understand every elder scold? That is not good, must have this tone for every elder who moe stupid. 但是,那份毫无高手气势的平易近人,那份秀恩爱硬生生秀出来的夫妻情深,以及从诸多流言八卦之中抽取十分之一信之,也能感同身受到的他在为整个大陆奔波忙碌的身影,却让这个凡长老在罗格营地有着巨大的人气,人们在痛骂他的时候,就像在骂自家人,我们骂可以,你一个根本不懂凡长老的外人骂？那可不行,必须为蠢萌的凡长老出这口气。 Now, everyone was informed their every elders to go to the bosom of Hell unexpectedly, became Lesser Evil, it can be imagined the innermost feelings of people complex , loved certainly with a just Lesser Evil trough fullness, during making everyone's mood like fall into suddenly despairs, suddenly discovery desperate king was actually the innermost feelings of having the love yearned that bright funny compared. 现在,大家竟然被告知他们的凡长老投向了地狱的怀抱,成了大魔王,可想而知众人的内心有多复杂,哦,当然了,爱与正义的魔王槽点十足,让大家的心情就像忽然陷入绝望之中,又忽然发现绝望之王其实是个有爱的内心向往光明的逗比。 Has this contradictory mood, when the form of every elder steps into everyone's moment start under vision, everyone stopped the words, hundreds of thousands of both eyes light follow closely that form to move to move, have tight, some worries, have the anticipation. 带着这种矛盾心情,当凡长老的身影踏入所有人的目光下的第一刻开始,大家就都停下了话语,数十万双目光紧随着那道身影移动而移动,有紧张,有担心,有期待。 Well? This time pressure is very probably big. 咦？这次的压力好像特别大。 I transferred the carrying/sustaining difficultly the heavy shoulders of hundreds of thousands of vision, suddenly is a little anxious, this acid is crisp, when the god birthday mounted the stage to speak in the past has not met, this Druid in a new Rogue Bar roar, the effect is outstanding today, the people of entire camps have known I until now do hide extremely deep song god identity? 我艰难的转了转承载着数十万道目光的沉重肩膀,忽然有点紧张,这份酸爽,在当年神诞日上台演讲的时候都没有遇到过啊,难道说本德鲁伊今天在新新罗格酒吧一吼,效果拔群,全营地的人都已经知道了我一直以来隐藏极深的歌神身份？ This is not good, I am planned to save the world with the singing sound in secret, after the merit becomes, wields the sleeves, does not carry off clouds. 这可不好,我原本是打算暗中用歌声拯救世界,功成之后,挥一挥衣袖,不带走一片云彩。 These innumerable vision, as if change to the exceptionally huge weight, making me have every step to fall, the heel gets sucked into the misconception in flagstone, the footsteps therefore become slow, on the shoulder also carries a giant plank, highlights one stupidly not to draw several. 那些数不清的目光,仿佛化作异常巨大的重量,让我产生每一步落下,脚跟都深陷石板之中的错觉,脚步因此变得缓慢,肩膀上还扛着块巨大木板,凸显出一个傻不拉几。 Finally, stood in the central stage, gave a tongue-lashing the exhalation one breath, scratched on the forehead not to know the slightly perspiration when braved, my subconscious all around looked all around one, as if stood in Olympic Stadium Center observes the situation the full auditorium to be the same, had slightly the feeling of dizziness, the nag and can engage in the crosstalk a moment ago unexpectedly here calmly, should say that they were fierce, was the nerve too tweed? 终于,还是站到了中心高台上,呲咻的呼出一口气,擦擦额头上不知道什么时候冒出来的微汗,我下意识的四周环顾一眼,就仿佛站在奥林匹克体育场中心环视满座的观众席一样,产生了微微眩晕的感觉,老马和菲妮刚才竟然能在这里若无其事的说相声,该说他们厉害好呢,还是神经太粗呢？ Without the means that braced oneself also wants on, the words showed that bright Akara this time has helped me prepare, why I must brace oneself, my scalp really was so hard, a day of not hard uncomfortable Skkie? 没办法,硬着头皮也要上了,话说明明阿卡拉这次已经帮我准备好了,为什么我还是要硬着头皮呢,难道说我的头皮真的那么硬,一天不硬不舒服斯基？ Is complaining itself in secret, eases the pressure, I cough several, first tries the magic loudspeaker, un, but also ok, not, because the arrival of my accurate tragedy emperor shatters, after all it had experienced the real tragedy emperor's baptism test a moment ago. 暗中吐槽着自己,缓解压力,我咳嗽几声,先试试魔法扩音器,嗯,还行,没有因为我这个准悲剧帝的到来而坏掉,毕竟它刚才可是经历过了真悲剧帝的洗礼考验。 The giant cough sound resounds through the square, I, under the vision of innumerable anticipation, has not opened the mouth immediately, but first giant wooden sign on shoulder putting, then starts to ferment. 巨大的咳嗽声响彻广场,我顿了顿,在无数期待的目光下,并没有立刻开口,而是先将肩膀上的巨大木牌给放下来,然后才开始酝酿。 „cough cough, everyone's good, can attend my celebration banquet, being deeply grateful, I am Druid Wu Fan, your every elders, the crown prince of elf clan and Horadric clan, became Lesser Evil recently, holding several posts at the same time, the working pressure is very big, that...... asked everyone to forgive.” “咳咳,大家好,诸位能来参加我的庆祝宴会,感激不尽,我是德鲁伊吴凡,你们的凡长老,精灵族和赫拉迪克族的亲王殿下,最近又当上了大魔王,身兼数职,工作压力很大,那个……请大家体谅一下。” The words become quiet, the square is still peaceful, I said that you do not smile, how at least comes to select the applause? Such eye deciding has stared at me to infiltrate awareness of person very much not? 话落音,广场依然安安静静,我说你们怎么都不笑啊,至少来点掌声怎么样？这样眼定定的一直盯着我很渗人的知道不？ Without the means that I have to continue to brace oneself to say. 没办法,我只好继续硬着头皮说下去。 „cough cough, speaking of Lesser Evil this work, actually I also just took office a moment ago, has not known that must do anything to be good , the most basic thing has cleared off the clue, therefore wants taking advantage of this celebration banquet small practices favoritism.” “咳咳,刚才说到大魔王这份工作,其实我也是刚刚就任,还不知道要干些什么才好,不过呢,最基本的东西已经理清了头绪,所以想借这次庆祝宴会小小的徇私一下。” Then, in the square presented talking in whispers finally, nothing but is discussed practicing favoritism that I said is anything. 这下,广场上终于出现了窃窃私语,无非就是讨论我所说的徇私到底是什么。 Has not made everyone wait, after I the wooden sign puts down, hold up, to everyone revealed that the above content, opens the mouth at the same time. 没让大家多等,我将木牌放下后又举起,向所有人显露上面的内容,一边开口。 „Really, when Lesser Evil hand/subordinate is not inadequate, just like that two fellow said a moment ago, opens a bar also to go into action personally, this Lesser Evil works as is non-specialized, therefore, the sincerity prepares the Lesser Evil army to recruitment from all walks of life now, the vacancy is huge, treatment liberally, any people who have the professional skill may register.” “果然呢,当魔王没有手下是不成的,正如刚才那两个家伙所说,拆个酒吧也要自己亲自出马,这个魔王当的太不专业了,所以,现在诚意向各界招聘预备魔王军,空缺巨大,待遇从优,凡是有一技之长的人都可报名。” Entire square static, suddenly erupts the giant loud noise, hundreds of thousands of people of your my, noisy ear wēng wēng makes the cry, could not hear clearly them to say anything. 整个广场静了静,忽然爆发出巨大的喧闹声,数十万人你一句我一句,吵的耳朵嗡嗡作鸣,根本听不清他们在说些什么。 „Lesser Evil army?” “魔王军？” „Opens...... cracks a joke.” “开……开玩笑的吧。” „Does not seem like cracks a joke, you have a look at that wooden sign, the registration place unexpectedly is nearby the alliance headquarters.” “好像不是开玩笑,你们看看那块木牌,报名地点竟然是联盟总部附近。” „In other words, this had the support of alliance?” “也就是说,这是得到了联盟的支持吗？” „But......” “可是……” „hahahaha, you look, the character on wooden sign, obviously is not Wu boy writes, character where that he writes is so attractive.” Without a doubt, can disregard the astonishing content to say this mindless words person, certainly is some Druid friend who is a bad influence. “哈哈哈哈,你们看,木牌上的字,明显不是吴小子自己写的,他写的字哪有那么好看。”毫无疑问,能无视惊人的内容说出这番没心没肺的话的人,一定是某德鲁伊的损友。 Respectfully several minutes, making everyone discuss all the way, I open the mouth again. 敬候数分钟,让大家讨论个够,我才再次开口。 „Calm down a bit, calm down a bit, I know that now everyone has certainly doubts very much, therefore allows you to inquire several issues, so long as is the reply that I can reply.” “静一静,都静一静,我知道现在大家心里一定很疑惑,所以允许你们提问几个问题,只要是我能回答的都会回答。” Quick, takes a seat somebody stood up that close to the square center, this naturally is the arrangement of Akara. 很快,靠近广场中心落座的某个人站了起来,这当然是阿卡拉的安排。 „Every old...... cough cough every elder, what preparing the Lesser Evil army is, why prepares?” “请问凡老……咳咳凡长老,预备魔王军是什么,为什么是预备？” „...... To ask is prepares with emphasis unexpectedly?” My corner of the eye pulled out pulling out. “呃……想问的重点竟然是预备吗？”我眼角抽了抽。 „Preparation, that is because lets you and Hell army fight hopelessly, after all monster in Hell world is more powerful than Third World, let alone the civilians, went like first Second World adventurer, brings death.” “预备,那是因为没指望让你们和地狱大军战斗,毕竟地狱世界里的怪物比第三世界还要强大,别说平民,像第一第二世界的冒险者去了,也只是送死。” „Does that prepare the Lesser Evil army to come what to use?” “那预备魔王军要来何用？” „This issue asked was very good, un, when I gave everyone specifically to describe, it is estimated that presented should also hear, a while ago I met important quest, the content was to ambush in the Hell world comes back Holy See mountain Nong, the so-called Holy See mountain, was......” “这个问题问的很好,嗯,待我给大家详细说明,估计在座也应该有所听闻了,前段时间我接了个重要任务,内容是潜伏到地狱世界里将教廷山弄回来,所谓的教廷山呢,就是……” Does not know that Akara disclosed the news what degree, I have to start to mention from the beginning, anything is the Holy See mountain, it has multi- cow B, why it will fall to the Hell world, makes the advantage to have anything it wait/etc, avoids as far as possible secretly some disclosed to the public. 不知道阿卡拉把消息透露到了什么程度,我只好从头开始说起,什么是教廷山,它有多牛B,为什么它会落到地狱世界,将它弄回来好处都有啥等等,尽量避开一些秘密的向公众透露。 Like these secrets, road Spain and France do not allow me to come back Holy See mountain open/start for example, I naturally cannot expose, explained that because of the shuttle space systems collapse of Holy See mountain, does not have the means to come back, can only set up the foothold in the Hell world, occupies the mountain top to support oneself for the king. 像那些机密,比如说路西法不允许我将教廷山开回来,我自然不能暴露,解释成是因为教廷山的穿梭空间系统崩坏,已经没办法回来,只能在地狱世界设立据点,占据山头自立为王。 Why can tolerate my such action as for four Lesser Evil and Three Prime Evils, this is quite troublesome, but this Druid flickering skill is also out of the ordinary, the explanation that talked ambiguously actually passed, although may have the smart person to listen to the flaw, knew me in mouth reckless, but since were a smart person, should realize that these things were the alliance secrets, naturally not possible to publicize to the complete person. 至于为什么四魔王和三魔神能容忍我这样的举动,这个比较麻烦,不过本德鲁伊的忽悠本事也非同凡响,硬是含糊其辞的解释通了,虽然可能会有聪明人听出破绽,知道我在口胡,但既然是聪明人,就该意识到这些事情是联盟机密,当然不可能向全部人公开。 So five points of reality five points blowing entire after saying, that big on impulse shakes immediately everyone, most people only know the information of ten lamination surface, depends entirely on the brain to make up, a small number know is more comprehensive, a moment ago but had not disclosed is so comprehensive, therefore this group of people discovered that the truth is unexpectedly more mammoth, thinks is golden epic quest of SSS level their brains make up has not thought above also has seven color salvation quest of SSSSSS level, immediately on feeling intelligence quotient insufficient...... 这般五分实五分吹的将整个经过说出来,那份高大上的冲击力立刻就将所有人震住了,大部分人只知道十分片面的情报,全靠脑补,少部分人知道的全面一些,但也没有刚才透露的那么全面,于是这群人发现事实真相竟然比他们脑补的还要波澜壮阔,原本以为是SSS级的金色史诗任务没想到上面还有个SSSSSS级的七彩救世任务,顿时就感觉智商不够用了…… ... 。。。
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