*************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************** „Do not fluster, I have helped you prepare.” Akara smiles calm. “别慌,我已经都帮你准备好了。”阿卡拉淡定一笑。 „Really?” I am overjoyed, before encountered this situation, was compelled to brace oneself by Akara on, in the hand no manuscript heart blank, does not know that should say anything, has chaotic mouth artillery, no matter also conformed to the subject. “真的？”我大喜过望,以前遇到这种情况,都是被阿卡拉逼着硬着头皮上,手中无稿心头空白,根本不知道该说些什么,只好乱嘴炮一通,也不管符合不符合主题。 Now, Akara actually said that prepared to me? When she became that benevolent, my is not having a dream. 现在,阿卡拉竟然说给我准备好了一切？她什么时候变得那么仁慈了,我这不是在做梦吧。 No matter how said, Akara never meets the flickering person, therefore, my rare raised the head to throw out the chest, passes through under glare of the public eye dissolutely, missed the walking smoothly with toes outward and a birdcage, seemed like has such several Lesser Evil model/pattern Er. 不管怎么说,阿卡拉从来不会忽悠人,因此,我难得的抬头挺胸,在众目睽睽之下放肆走过,就差八字步和一个鸟笼了,看起来已经有那么几丝魔王范儿。 Waited for the Rogue square, inside as I expected, the sea of people, have only looked that from afar felt suffocated the heat wave to raid, luckily several of us were big character, can from the prestige, but fart passage entered, otherwise has not known that what to be pushed. 等进了罗格广场,里面果然如我所料,已经人山人海,光是远远看着就感到一阵窒息热浪袭来,幸好我们几个是大人物,可以从威而屁通道进入,否则还不知道会被挤成什么样。 „Did main people come neat?” Akara to welcoming Karina asked. “主要的人都来齐了？”阿卡拉向迎来的卡丽娜问道。 „Yes, came neat, can start momentarily, big elder.” Karina good a ritual, should say loudly, then the vision crosses Akara, blinks to me fast, does not know that what meaning wants to express, is to make me strive for fortunately? “是的,都来齐了,随时可以开始了,大长老阁下。”卡丽娜行了一礼,大声应道,然后目光越过阿卡拉,飞快的冲我眨了眨眼,也不知道想表达什么意思,是让我自求多福吗？ „Un, that starts, do not let everyone wait for a long time, you look at Wu, anxious urgent matter.” “嗯,那就开始吧,别让大家久等了,你看吴,都已经急的火烧屁股了。” „Where, where has, Grandma Akara you do not deceive me.” The revealing being startled expression that I put on airs, quickly whips behind, seems really catching fire, then has turned head, innocent looks to everyone. “哪里,哪里有,阿卡拉奶奶你别骗我。”我装模作样的露出大吃一惊表情,急忙拍打着身后,仿佛真的着了火,然后回过头,一脸无辜的看向大家。 „No? Without the issue, I gave you 0.1 to have later.” Akara rare cracking a joke, then hints to and nag, after arranging everyone, to me beckons. “没有？没问题,待会我给你点一把就有了。”阿卡拉难得的开着玩笑,然后冲菲妮和老马示意,安排好大家后,对我招了招手。 Finally came? What prepared to me? My sincere, walks up, actually saw Akara anything not saying that only made Lina that went all out to repress laughter give my big sign. 终于来了吗？到底给我做好了什么样的准备？我正了正色,走上前去,却见阿卡拉什么都不说,只让拼命忍着笑的琳娅递给我一块大牌子。 Sign? 牌子？ My face confused receiving, looked, immediately stayed. 我一脸迷茫的接过来,一看,顿时就呆了。 „Really, so long as did this is OK?” “真的只要这样做就可以了？” „Un, puts the beforehand words definitely is to make you display freely, but this time situation is quite special, in order to reach the goal, can only arrange the fixed flow, will not blame me, dear Wu.” “嗯,放到以前的话肯定是让你自由发挥,不过这次的情况比较特殊,为了达到目的,只能安排固定流程了,不会怪我吧,亲爱的吴。” „, How cannot.” I, a face was sincere: „Later has such matter, please must help me arrange all, do not make me display freely.” “不不不,怎么会呢。”我顿了顿,一脸诚恳:“以后再有这样的事情,请务必帮我安排好一切,不要让我自由发挥。” „? Before several elder brothers displayed freely, performance wasn't good?” Lehne is not glad greatly, she likes seeing the Elder Brother very much on the stage heartily 【Mouth reckless】. “诶？之前几次哥哥自由发挥,表现的不是挺好吗？”莱娜不大乐意,她可是很喜欢看哥哥在台上尽情【口胡】。 „Elder Brother I am old, am not good, later must depend on you.” My camel the back, cough several diligently, is borrowing to use the Cain walking stick on the difference. “哥哥我老了,已经不行了,以后就要靠你们了。”我驼着背,努力的咳嗽几声,就差把凯恩的拐杖借过来一用。 „Elder Brother is not old, remarries several wives not to have the issue.” “哥哥才不老,再娶几个妻子都没问题。” „cough cough coughs, you are saying anything, Lehne, the teasing Elder Brother is not so good.” I was almost choked by the saliva, goes all out to hint toward Lehne, nearby Lina is eying covetously, you really think that your Elder Brother will soon return to the western paradise? “咳咳咳,你在说什么呀,莱娜,这么打趣哥哥可不行。”我差点被口水呛死,拼命朝莱娜示意,一旁的琳娅在虎视眈眈着呢,你真想你的哥哥早日归西吗？ „Hehe.” Lehne mischievous spits the fragrant tongue, detected side Lina throws has the vision of profound meaning, her such as the powder snow elegant face floated off blushed beautifully. “嘿嘿。”莱娜调皮的吐了吐香舌,察觉到旁边琳娅投过来的颇有深意的目光,她那如粉雪般的俏脸不禁浮起了美丽红晕。 When us talked, obtains nag and who Akara incited, at this time has stood in central stage that in the Rogue square most focused attention on, under hundreds of thousands of pairs of bright vision gazes, started to preside over this banquet, not only without having stage fright, instead the person came insanely, this two fellow was this, same liked joining in the fun with Rafel, was livelier, more was enthusiastic, Akara will give them such important quest no wonder, I know the person, is really less appropriate than them. 在我们这边对话的时候,得到阿卡拉授意的老马和菲妮,此时已经站在了罗格广场最瞩目的中央高台上,在数十万双炯炯目光注视下,开始主持这场宴会,非但没有怯场,反而更加人来疯,这两个家伙本来就是这样,和拉斐尔一样爱凑热闹,越热闹,越来劲,也难怪阿卡拉会将这么重要的任务交给他们,就我认识的人而言,还真没比他们更合适的。 Since gives the celebration banquet that my return holds, then the two people topic naturally cannot leave me, even also gives to expose my some black history, lets my face heavy line, was deliberately considering under the stage secretly and other meetings should make them set upright leaving office? 既然是给我的回归举办的庆祝宴会,那么两个人的话题自然离不开我,甚至将我的一些黑历史也给揭露出来,让我一脸黑线,在台下暗暗寻思着等会该不该让他们竖着下台？ Look nag was the dead emperor to uncover my short, matter that just has today. 这不,老马这个作死帝又在揭我的短了,还是今天刚刚发生的事情。 „Has heard? today, new Rogue Bar was opened.” “听说过了吗？就在今天,新新罗格酒吧又被拆了。” „Well well? Who is, who such excessively meow?” poor|Fei pretends to be surprised confusedly. “咦咦咦？到底是谁,谁这么过分喵？”菲妮故作惊讶迷茫。 „Before answering this issue, we should look back into the history, why for example is newly new Rogue Bar?” “在回答这个问题之前,我们是不是该回顾一下历史,比如说为什么是新新罗格酒吧？” „This I know, I know meow, because had been opened twice right, the old name is to call Rogue Bar, is new Rogue Bar, the present is newly new Rogue Bar.” “这个我知道,我知道喵,因为被拆过两次对吧,原名是叫罗格酒吧,然后是新罗格酒吧,现在是新新罗格酒吧。” „Is absolutely correct, who is opens?” “完全正确,那么到底是谁拆的呢？” „This...... this meow,...... seems like...... to make me to know panic-stricken expression that probably” obviously, but does not dare saying that looks around everywhere several, in the saying answer of under the prompt of people trembling. “这……这个喵,好像是……像是……”菲妮做出一副我明明知道但是不敢说的惊恐表情,四处张望几眼,才在众人的提示下微颤颤的说出答案。 „Probably...... past Queen Sharna...... and her younger brother...... every elder meow.” “好像是……当年的莎尔娜女王……和她的弟弟……凡长老喵。” „Yes, is really the fearful sister and brother, pitiful Rogue Bar.” The nag also shivers with fright, is not counterfeiting, the reputation of Queen Sharna is that fearful, even if his is the dead emperor to take to tease, is trembling, is extremely careful. “是啊,真是可怕的姐弟,可怜的罗格酒吧。”老马也打起了冷战,不是在作假,莎尔娜女王的名头就是那么可怕,哪怕是他这个作死帝拿出来调侃,也要战战兢兢,慎之又慎。 „This time...... meow...... this time was the sister and brother...... meow......” understood anything probably. “难道说这次……喵……这次又是姐弟俩……喵……”菲妮好像明白了什么。 „, Did not guess right half.” “不不不,猜对了一半。” „Half.” “一半。” „Right, this time is the magnificent feat, is every elder alone by oneself completes.” “没错,这次是的壮举,是凡长老独自一个人完成。” „Well well?!” poor|Fei a surprised expression, then understood suddenly, pats the palm suddenly. “咦咦咦？！”菲妮露了一个惊讶表情,然后忽然明白了,恍然一拍手心。 „I understood meow.” “我明白了喵。” „What understood?” This time trades the nag to be confused. “明白了什么？”这次换老马迷茫。 „Fearful every elder meow, since turning into Lesser Evil, became more fearful, originally bar that wanted sister and brother two to open together, now he alone can open meow.” “可怕的凡长老喵,自从变成魔王以后变得更加可怕了,原本要姐弟两个一起拆的酒吧,现在他一个人就能拆了喵。” „Really worthily is Lesser Evil, was too fearful, words saying that our two discussed here like this he doesn't have the issue? After going back , should the place that we live in not turn into the ruins?” “果然不愧是大魔王,太可怕了,话说我们两个在这里这样议论他没问题吧？回去以后我们住的地方该不会也会变成废墟吧？” „Well...... well well?! What to do, I want to go back now meow.” “咦……咦咦咦？！怎么办,我现在就想回去了喵。” The nag and dialogue, triggering entire Rogue square hundreds of thousands of people of laughs, the laughter even to spread to the square outside, tore down Lesser Evil of bar single-handedly, what Lesser Evil did this calculate? 老马和菲妮的对话,引发了整个罗格广场数十万人的爆笑,笑声甚至蔓延到广场外面,独力拆掉酒吧的大魔王,这算哪门子的魔王啊？ Hears here, although I am vexed and ashamed, but also is understands that finally nag, or was the Akara intention. 听到这里,我虽然恼羞,但也总算是明白老马和菲妮,或者说是阿卡拉的用心了。 She wants to tell the entire camp through these, and even the entire continent people, the every elder of alliance, is that human and animals harmless every elder, has not changed because of the name of Lesser Evil, at best just opens room level up to be opened only by room degree from the sister and brother to the disciple, if this is also Lesser Evil. 她是想通过这些告诉整个营地,乃至整个大陆的人们,联盟的凡长老,还是那个人畜无害的凡长老,一点都没有因为魔王之名而发生改变,充其量只不过是从姐弟拆屋升级到徒手拆屋这种程度,如果这也算是魔王的话。 Associates again carefully, earlier today in the bar, the nag, Ral, Ricken Hans and the others every action and every movement, each dialogue, as if also has these meanings indistinctly, guiding people to think toward this aspect, even deceives me to drink, making me tear down new Rogue Bar again, possibly is they are also intentional. 再仔细联想一下,今天早些时候在酒吧,老马,拉尔,里肯汉斯等人的一举一动,每句对话,似乎也隐约带着这些意思,引导人们往这方面想,甚至骗我喝酒,让我再次把新新罗格酒吧拆掉,可能也是他们有意为之。 More wants more to think that is such matter, but the intelligence quotients of these fellows are not high, I guess ten to have 8~9 to be the instruction of Akara. 越想越觉得是这么回事,不过这些家伙的智商没那么高,我猜十有八九应该是阿卡拉的吩咐。 Looked at one smilingly is listening to central stage Akara of crosstalk performance, that is similar all completely the calm wisdom in assurance, making me admire, how many things did she use this celebration banquet to handle? Then called the person of high skill. 看了一眼笑眯眯的听着中央高台上的相声表演的阿卡拉,那仿佛一切尽在把握中的淡定睿智,让我佩服不已,她到底利用这次庆祝宴会做了多少事情？这才叫高人啊。 However, the Akara layout also continues obviously these, even at present these are only the pieces of work, I am also kept in the dark now, am unknown. 然而,阿卡拉的布局显然还不止这些,甚至眼前这些都只是小打小闹,我现在还被蒙在鼓里,不得而知。 The doing dead tragedy two people on stage combine are still continue revolve the disciple to be opened only by room Lesser Evil to make an issue. 台上的作死悲剧二人组合还在继续围绕着徒手拆屋大魔王做文章。 „Although this issue asked was too late, more than ten years ago Rogue Bar was opened for the first time should ask why every elder can open new Rogue Bar? What enmity what resentment has, why don't other bars open like opening Rogue Bar?” “虽然这个问题问的太迟了,在十多年前罗格酒吧第一次被拆的时候就该问,为什么凡长老要拆新新罗格酒吧呢？到底有什么仇什么怨,为什么其他酒吧不拆偏偏就喜欢拆罗格酒吧？” „Meow? This, I knew, certainly to show the Lesser Evil power and prestige meow, thinks to look, as terrifying Hell eighth Lesser Evil, how doesn't make the misdemeanor line meow?” “喵？这个嘛,我知道了,一定是为了彰显魔王的威风喵,想想看,身为恐怖的地狱第八魔王,不做点坏事怎么行呢喵？” „Well, well? However I remember that every elder the name of Lesser Evil, does love justly with?” “咦,咦咦？但是我记得凡长老的魔王之名,是爱与正义吧？” „Then...... to like opening the bar with the name of justice, was this meow?” “那么……以爱与正义之名拆了酒吧,是这样喵？” In the laughter incessantly, a nag face heavy line, is scared by the speech that sprouted stupid continuously: „New is Rogue Bar an evil side? However recently that wine taste indeed was changes pale, I discovered probably extraordinarily truth, aiya, this first did not say, I to was heard had another edition.” 在连续不止的笑声中,老马一脸黑线,被菲妮蠢萌的发言吓呆了:“难道说新新罗格酒吧才是邪恶的一方？不过最近那的酒味的确是变淡了,我好像发现了不得了的真相,哎呀,这个先不说,我到是听说有另外一个版本。” „Meow?” “喵？” „It is said was every elder gets drunk.” “据说是凡长老喝醉了。” „Got drunk meow?” “喝醉了喵？” „Right, got drunk.” “对,喝醉了。” „Got drunk must open the bar meow?” “喝醉了就要拆酒吧喵？” „Male drunkard anything can do, this does not have the matter of means.” “醉汉什么都做得出来,这也是没办法的事情。” „Why will get drunk meow?” “可是为什么会喝醉喵？” „Isn't your the idle talk? Is the person will get drunk.” “你这不是废话吗？是人都会喝醉。” „But every elder is Lesser Evil meow.” “可是凡长老是魔王喵。” „This arrives is a blind spot, will Lesser Evil also get drunk?” “这到是个盲点,难道说魔王也会喝醉？” „But the cousin said that he has not drunk many meow.” “可是表哥说他没喝多少喵。” „How you know that wait/etc, cousin?!” “你怎么会知道的,等等,表哥？！” „Is meow, Lesser Evil every elder in your mouth, is my cousin meow( unilaterally acknowledgment).” “是的喵,你口中的大魔王凡长老,就是我的表哥喵(单方面承认)。” „Oh —— oh oh!! How you say now, asked that do not tell every elder the dialogue, otherwise I cannot live the Rogue square.” Nag almost by full of admiration way pays respects Qiufei, enough spelled. “噢——噢噢！！你怎么现在才说,拜托了,千万别把刚才的对话告诉凡长老,否则我活不出罗格广场。”老马几乎以五体投地的方式拜求菲妮,也是够拼了。 „Feels relieved meow, my will not make this matter meow.” “放心喵,我菲妮不会做出这种事情喵。” „Good, was relieved.” “太好了,安心了。” „But the cousin under the stage meow, had heard completely...... probably meow.” “但是表哥就在台下喵,已经全部听到了……大概喵。” „ahh —— ——!!! Ok, died died, can die in Lesser Evil hand/subordinate is also an honor, we discussed the alcohol capacity issue about every elder again, since you from exposing are the cousin of every elder, how disclosed to everyone simply?” “啊啊啊————！！！算了,死就死了,能死在魔王手下也是一种光荣,我们再来讨论讨论关于凡长老的酒量问题吧,既然你已经自曝了是凡长老的表妹,干脆向大家透露一下如何？” „Cousin's alcohol capacity not big meow.” “表哥的酒量不大喵。” „Said! Said! Later we partner who was dead dies together!” “说出来了！说出口了！以后我们就是要死一起死的伙伴了！” „Meow, you really dangerous meow, the cousin will certainly not forgive my meow.” poor|Fei holds to call out in grief. “喵,你这个人真险恶喵,表哥一定不会原谅我的喵。”菲妮抱头悲鸣中。 „Ok, abandoned something as beyond redemption to this situation simply, we continue.” “算了,到了这种地步干脆就破罐子破摔吧,我们继续。” „wū meow ~~ ~” “呜喵~~~” „According to the truth should not, the alcohol capacity of every elder should very good to be right, he is the alliance elder.” “按道理来说不应该啊,凡长老的酒量应该很好才对,他可是联盟长老。” „What alliance elders represent is the alliance status, isn't good on behalf of the alcohol capacity meow?” “联盟长老代表的是联盟身份,不是代表酒量好不好喵？” „Good, but he becomes Lesser Evil now.” “好吧,可是他现在又成了大魔王。” „Becoming the Lesser Evil alcohol capacity to enhance meow?” “成为魔王酒量就会提高喵？” „This is also a blind spot, but had not heard Lesser Evil that can get drunk.” “这也是个盲点,但是没听说过会喝醉的魔王。” „Said, if pure discussed at the alcohol capacity, I was fiercer than the cousin, can work as big Prime Evil meow?” “这么说,如果单纯以酒量而论,我比表哥还要厉害,可以当大魔神了喵？” „What that alcohol capacity better I am, what thousand cups without being drunk Barbarian and dwarf brothers are, did heavens, under the stage push a big wave God?!” “那酒量更好的我算什么,千杯不醉的野蛮人和矮人兄弟们又算什么,天啊,台下挤了一大波上帝吗？！” Under the nag and funny combination management, resounds through the laughter of Rogue square not to stop, entire Rogue Encampment, tonight by the happy sea submerging, looked at the Akara thinking expression, seems like moves simply this two fellow after the consideration, do not go to work as what bar maidservant and adventurer, becomes the trump card funny combination of camp. 在老马和菲妮的搞笑组合主持下,响彻罗格广场的笑声就没怎么停过,整个罗格营地,今晚都被欢乐的海洋给淹没了,看阿卡拉的思索表情,似乎是在考虑以后干脆将这两个家伙调回来,别去当什么酒吧侍女和冒险者了,成为营地的王牌搞笑组合吧。 Actually must say the funny combination, among the person who I know are really many, no, should say that except for Valise they as well as quite proper that several, others almost can be competent the role of funny artist, can compose various gold combinations. 其实要说搞笑组合,我认识的人当中还真不少,不,应该说除了维拉丝她们以及比较正经的那几位,其他人几乎都可以胜任搞笑艺人的角色,可以组成各种黄金组合。 For example Ricken Hans combines, for example nag Kurt combines, for example the Ral three strip combinations, I combine with flatter colored glaze for example, for example high especially + X or tall Te the animal army combines. 比如说里肯汉斯组合,比如说老马库特组合,比如说拉尔三条子组合,比如说我和阿琉斯组合,比如说高特+X或是高特的动物部队组合。 Even among the girls, the small spirit and yellow piece maidservant is still in clear/pain Qiao, complained the ability woman to win the man, the shortcoming was can only hit the partner with me. 就算是在女孩们当中,小幽灵和黄段子侍女也是个中楚翘,吐槽能力巾帼更胜须眉,缺点是只能和我打搭档。 heavens, I know what fellows is, is this must open the rhythm of Wu class? 天啊,我认识的都是些什么家伙,这是要开吴家班的节奏吗？ ... 。。。