ROTW :: Volume #9 暴走之血

#927: Must be the chef really

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The setting sun in the western sky, the golden light disperses, on the bleak and ancient sandbank unsurfaced road, is how natural, but plain scenery! 夕阳西下,金光布撒,荒凉而古老的河滩土路上,是多么自然而质朴的景色啊！ What a pity......, Nobody enjoys the scenery. 可惜……,没人赏景。 The US forces sixth tank battalion over a hundred armored vehicles in the advance that on the unsurfaced road bluffs and blusters, but the entire battalion more than 1000 people have not been interested in this armed parade, they only want to rush to the Yunshan camping area to rest earlier. 美军第六坦克营上百台装甲车辆正在土路上耀武扬威的前进,只是全营1000多人已经对这种武装游行不感兴趣,他们只想早点赶到云山宿营地休息。 But is also mixing with a common truck in the middle of this US forces crack troops. Uncle Zhou who drove wallowed in degeneration gathers on a jeep of American, a comedian clown used energy to speak the joke likely fully, two military officer funny laughing of US. 而在这支美军精锐部队的中间还夹杂着一辆不起眼的卡车。原本开车的周大爷正自甘堕落的凑到一辆美国人的吉普车上,像个小丑般费劲全力的说笑话,把两个来自美国的军官逗的哈哈大笑。 But on the Zhou Qingfeng's truck, will repair ‚old machine gun that’ will actually not drive forehand to grasp the steering wheel to replace the driving position. He does not drive responsibly, only responsibly controls the direction, the truck drags through a steel cable behind a tank. 而周青峰的卡车上,会修理却不会开车的‘老机枪’正手握方向盘顶替了驾驶的位置。只是他不负责开车,只负责掌握方向,卡车通过一根钢缆拖在一辆坦克后头。 On driver seat ‚old machine gun’ probably fantasy was the same, in the assistant squad leader with copilot place looks together with class leader boss that the American talked and laughed merrily. They keep mouth shut, has hoodwinked thoroughly. 驾驶座上的‘老机枪’就好像活见鬼了一样,跟副驾驶座上的副班长一起看着正跟美国人谈笑风生的班长老大。两人都是默默无语,已经彻底蒙了。 But in the compartment, the soldiers of same class is also dizzy. Their this whole life has a dream has not thought today around this scene is an enemy, but also is driving the tank with the enemy of cannon. 而在车厢内,同班的战士也是晕乎乎。他们这辈子做梦也没想到今天这个情景前后都是敌人,还都是开着坦克操着大炮的敌人。 The tank, the armored vehicle, the truck, jeep, various types of vehicles have all braved. The American of tall Bi deepset eyes is near at hand, before ‚bean Ding’ was still asking that what the black person is, now was good, black person soldier at present. 坦克,装甲车,卡车,吉普车,各种车辆全冒了出来。一个个高鼻深目的美国人就近在咫尺,之前‘豆丁’还在问黑人是啥样子,现在好了,黑人士兵就在眼前。 The motorcade bang the advance, the dust of exhaust and wheel of engine made the person choke the nose. Young soldier ‚bean Ding’ the head searches from the rear window of cab, looks at not far away to sit the class leader on enemy jeep, said in a low voice: „Should our class leaders not be a spy?” 车队轰隆隆的前进,发动机的尾气和车轮的尘土令人呛鼻。小战士‘豆丁’的头从驾驶室的后窗探出来,看着不远处坐在敌人吉普上的班长,低声说道:“我们班长该不会是个特务吧？” „Nonsense.” ‚Old machine gun’ immediately reproves, „Big Zhou is such bold, this fellow is the wicked scheme are many, definitely ponders over must injure someone. If he spy, but can also leave behind you?” “胡说。”‘老机枪’立刻训斥道,“周大个就是这样胆大包天,这家伙就是鬼主意多,肯定又琢磨着要害人。他要是特务,还能留下你？” Assistant squad leader hesitant, knows that at present the thought of dagger squad cannot be chaotic, his clear standing said in Zhou Qingfeng at the same time: „Leader Zhou is ‚active element applying to join the party’, he to the organization is loyal, we should believe him.” 副班长犹豫了一下,也知道目前尖刀班的思想千万不能乱,他旗帜鲜明的站在周青峰一边说道:“周班长是‘入党积极分子’,他对组织还是忠诚的,我们应该相信他。” Yes, went down to enemy nest, how doesn't believe can also? Although dagger squad all do not understand why the American so easily believes own class leader, but at present this condition as if also good, although frightened half dead, but at least is living. 是啊,都已经深入敌巢了,不相信还能怎么着？虽然尖刀班全体都不明白为什么美国人如此轻易相信自家班长,但目前这个状态似乎也挺不错虽然被吓的半死,但至少都是活着。 But regarding the US forces sixth tank battalion, they from the south dozen, has not run into any match, has not fought with the volunteer troops. The psychology relaxes extremely, to putting on South Korea military uniform Zhou Qingfeng and the others of did not have the vigilance. 而对于美军第六坦克营而言,他们一路从南方打过来,还没遇到什么对手,更没有跟志愿军交过手。其心理极其放松,对穿着南棒军服的周青峰等人毫无戒心。 Zhou Qingfeng made a false report oneself are the logistic personnel of South Korea first division 15 th regiment, because the vehicles come to anchor are stranded in the roadside, hopes to obtain the help of American friend. The Americans in the radio has inspected that specious pass, the truck of dagger squad drags behind a tank. 周青峰谎称自己是南棒第一师15团的后勤人员,因为车辆抛锚被困在路边,希望得到美国朋友的帮助。美国人在无线电里查验过那张似是而非的通行证后,就把尖刀班的卡车拖在一辆坦克后头。 The US forces sixth tank battalion strengthens to the US forces cavalry first division eighth regiments, they are carrying on an armed parade , helping the South Korea first division 15 th regiment consolidated position, finally the peaceful death did not die with Zhou Qingfeng and the others ran upon. 美军第六坦克营是加强给美军骑兵第一师八团的,他们正在进行一场武装游行,帮助南棒第一师15团巩固阵地,结果好死不死跟周青峰等人撞上了。 In American opinion, oneself have towed trucks and ten ‚South Korea’ soldier, moreover is one group of South Korea cooks. In particular his class leader boasted oneself can make in the world best good food and ensure made the person provide much food for thought. 在美国人看来,自己不过是拖了一辆卡车和十个‘南棒’士兵而已,而且还是一帮南棒炊事兵。特别的是其班长吹牛说自己能做出天底下最好的美食,保证让人回味无穷。 Regarding the American in North Korean battlefield, discussed that the war is most senseless, either discussed the woman, either discussed the good food. Must enjoy the woman only to return to Japan to be good, North Korea of chaos caused by war can only chat eats. 对于在朝鲜战场上的美国人来说,谈战争是最无趣的,要么谈女人,要么谈美食。要享用女人只能回日本才行,战乱的朝鲜就只能聊聊吃的了。 But Uncle Zhou gives what is desired, opens mouth give an exaggerated account of things that report name said that from the beginning spoke of the tail big pile of Huaxia good food. Has his vivid description, including two American army officers, many American soldiers directs current the saliva. 而周大爷投其所好,一张嘴个报菜名似的说的天花乱坠,把一大堆华夏美食从头说到尾。有他绘声绘色的一番描述,包括两个美军军官在内,好些美国士兵都直流口水。 „Please feel relieved, to express me gratitude to the American friends, so long as settles, I repay certainly everybody with the best cook. Later I will make you taste to the food in the world most delicacy, it will make you lifelong provide much food for thought.” “请放心,为了表达我对美国朋友的感激,只要安顿下来,我一定用最好的厨艺报答各位。待会我将让你们品尝到天底下最美味的食物,它将让你们终身回味无穷。” Zhou Qingfeng absolutely is not a qualified actor, but he absolutely is the swindler who in the world most is not concerned about face. The US forces sixth tank battalion arrives in itself in the Yunshan Camp process, he blew the good food to blow such, all people who blew were big and hungry. 周青峰绝对不是一个合格的演员,但他绝对是天底下最不要脸的骗子。美军第六坦克营抵达自己在云山营地过程中,他就吹美食吹了这么一路,吹的所有人都饥肠辘辘。 Enters the Yunshan city, American on impatient wants Zhou Qingfeng to start to make a good meal immediately. On eating meal this matter, the US soldier must discuss second, nobody dares to say first. By the formidable national strength, the rear service of US forces starts from a war is in the world is most enviable. 进入云山城,美国人就迫不及待的想要周青峰立刻开始做一顿好饭菜。论吃饭这事,美国大兵要论第二,真没有谁敢说第一。凭借自己强大的国力,美军的后勤从一战开始就是天底下最令人羡慕的。 The happiness in order to let the soldier eating, the logistic personnel of US forces have used energy the brain. But so, the US soldier unexpectedly also picks, has complained eats is too bad. 为了让士兵吃的开心,美军的后勤人员可是费劲了脑筋。而就算如此,美国大兵居然还挑三拣四,一直抱怨吃的太差。 Entered the Yunshan city, the side is the US forces vehicles of coming and going, the US soldier is found in each corner. However the members of dagger squad instead relaxed, because they discovered that these Americans are not serious them. 进了云山城,身边都是来来往往的美军车辆,美国大兵遍布各个角落。不过尖刀班的成员反而放松了一些,因为他们发现这些美国佬真的不把他们当回事。 It is not serious well, too do not pay attention to us. 不当回事就好,千万别太注意我们。 But must say that is not serious is really not right, dagger squad all delivered US forces eighth group of rear services offices of including Zhou Qingfeng. The first matter takes a bath! 可要说真不当回事也不对,包括周青峰在内的尖刀班全体被送到的美军第八团的后勤处。第一件事情就是洗澡！ Why can take a bath? Shuts out them to be dirty! 为什么要洗澡？嫌弃他们脏呗！ Delivers the US forces that Zhou Qingfeng and the others came to hope really very much earnestly that hopes they can make any shocking good food. After all all the way Zhou Qingfeng said was too greedy. 送周青峰等人来的美军是真的很热切期盼,期盼他们能做出什么令人惊艳的美食来。毕竟周青峰一路上说的太令人嘴馋了。 But enters the field operation of US forces to drench room, the ground beetles of dagger squad sighs. 而走进美军的野战淋房,尖刀班的土鳖们都感叹不已。 „Does American also bring bathroom to go to war unexpectedly?” “美国人居然还带着洗澡房打仗？” „This big winter, American crosses is the same with the emperor, takes a hot bath to be really comfortable.” “这大冬天的,美国人过的跟皇帝一样,洗个热水澡真舒服。” „Believes me, if possible, American wishes one could to move to the battlefield to come up the brothel.” “相信我,如果可以的话,美国人恨不能把妓院搬到战场上来。” But when showering, Zhou Qingfeng actually changes the beforehand delight, expression serious asking: „Comrades, we succeed has infiltrated the enemy, I planned that ambushes to give the enemy ruthlessly one. May probably win American's trust before the motion, therefore we must......, Makes the good food.” 而在淋浴时,周青峰却一改之前的眉飞色舞,语气严肃的问道:“同志们,我们成功的打入了敌人内部,我打算潜伏下来给敌人一个狠的。可在行动前必须获得美国人的信任,所以我们必须……,做顿好饭。” The dagger squad stark naked ten men gather in the same place, look at each other in blank dismay in the steam of showering room. Wanted them to go to war the sacrifice is brow does not wrinkle, but must prepare food...... Asking that the assistant squad leader probes: „Class leader, do you want us to make the food to the American?” 尖刀班赤条条十条汉子聚拢在一起,在淋浴房的热气中面面相觑。要他们打仗牺牲都是眉头都不皱,可要做饭……,副班长试探的问道:“班长,你要我们给美国人做顿饭？” „ Yes, not only need do, but must complete! Do not tell me nobody to prepare food. I can boast extravagantly with the American, said that takes one to let them the good meal that the tongue gnaws off. “是的,不但要做,还要做好！你们可别告诉我没人会做饭。我可以跟美国人夸下海口,说要一顿让他们把舌头都咬掉的好饭菜。 But I do not understand to prepare food, now looks your. ” Zhou Qingfeng takes a fast look around to own subordinate, the anticipation is pleasantly surprised. 而我不懂做饭,现在就看你们的了。”周青峰对自己的手下扫视一遍,期待惊喜。 Must make the American eat well, this duty is quite arduous! 要让美国人吃顿好的,这个任务好艰巨啊！ Looking around that everybody look distressed, after good long while, ‚old machine gun’ awkward raises hand saying: „I will make noodles, level that can eat same. Must say that can make the person gnaw off tongue, that definitely is incorrect.” 大伙都愁眉苦脸的看来看去,好半天后‘老机枪’为难的举手说道:“我就会做个面条,一般般能吃的水平。要说能让人把舌头都咬掉,那肯定是不行的。” The assistant squad leader also raises the hand, said: „I will make the trickled pastry, that gadget......, I feel also well. But looks at American living condition, only feared that is unqualified makes them feel delicious.” 副班长也举起手,说道:“我就会做个面疙瘩,那玩意……,我自个觉着还不错。但看美国人这生活条件,只怕是不够格让他们觉着好吃的。” Looks that everybody does not have any good move, Zhou Qingfeng covers the face, painful saying: „Wants me to make an egg-fried rice? This is too funny, haven't you selected the unique skill of preparing food?” 看着大家都没什么太好的招数,周青峰一捂脸,痛苦的说道:“难道要我去做个蛋炒饭？这太笑死人的,你们就没点做饭的绝活吗？” Good long while, small ‚bean Ding’ raises the hand, saying of making excuses: „I will do ‚call colored chicken’, does not know that can be good?” 好半天,小‘豆丁’举起手,支支吾吾的说道:“我会做‘叫花鸡’,就是不知道能不能行？” The duty is too evidently arduous, may force somebody to do something he incapable to brace oneself also wants on. The several other soldier helpless holding up hands, in abundance in report competent living. 看样子任务太艰巨,可赶鸭子上架硬着头皮也要上了。其他几个战士无奈的举起手,纷纷报上自己能干的活。 „I will make dumplings.” “我会包饺子。” „I will pat the cucumber.” “我会拍黄瓜。” „I will stir fry a simple dish.” “我会炒个家常菜。” Then really must be the chef. 这下真的要当厨子了。
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