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#867: Mantatte

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„ Recent anecdotes this city three Schoolmate Huang Xiaoming in the outstanding result in college entrance examination attaining, became this province science subjects foremost person in the field was also admitted to the Qinghua civil engineering to be specialized. “近闻本市三中黄小明同学在高考中获的优秀成绩,成为本省理科状元并且考取清华土木工程专业。 Regarding this we extended the sincere congratulation, and is willing to provide 100,000 Yuan scholarship. Encourages him to make persistent efforts, will continue to make better progress in the future studies profession. 对此我们表示衷心祝贺,并愿意提供100000元奖学金。鼓励他再接再厉,在今后的学业生涯中继续取得更好的成绩。 However recently some rumors said that Schoolmate Huang Xiaoming obtains such good achievements is because takes this company two product intermixture. Regarding this nonsensical talk, we expressed extremely contemptuously. This does not have the ignorant opinion of common knowledge of science. 不过近日有传言称,黄小明同学获得此等好成绩是因为服用本公司两种产品混合液。对于这种无稽之谈,我们表示极度轻蔑。这是毫无科学常识的无知言论。 The Blue Morning cold powder of this company is treating cold to have the significant benefit, this company ‚Supreme Ice Cool’ drink is also in the domestic leading position in the taste and cultural management concept, but they are only the ordinary commodities, in any event will mix will not have the special effect. 本公司的蓝晨感冒冲剂在治疗感冒方面有显著疗效,本公司的‘至尊冰爽’饮料在口感和文化理念方面也处于国内领先地位,但它们都只是普通商品,无论如何混合也不会产生特别效果。 Also asked the people from various circles to grasp the socialist science development concept, do not believe rumor that carelessly this type did not have the scientific basis. The product safety in this company is reliable, can feel relieved the purchase use, but they are not the wonder drugs. ” 还请社会各界秉持社会主义科学发展观,不要胡乱相信这种毫无科学依据的传言。本公司的产品安全可靠,可以放心购买使用,但它们不是神药。” Internally various official micro blog, ‚Blue Morning Pharmaceutical’ the officer abundant is rare and beautiful flowers in the rare and beautiful flowers. Other either serious, either inserts funny dialog, but cannot compare ‚Blue Morning’ in manufacture topic throughout, because this officer has stood abundantly is going all out from the black first line. 在国内各种官方微博界,‘蓝晨药业’的官博是个奇葩中的奇葩。别家要么一本正经,要么插科打诨,但在制造话题方面始终比不上‘蓝晨’,因为这家的官博一直站在拼命自黑的第一线。 Opens ‚Blue Morning’ the officer is abundant, sees is ‚congratulates someone health restoration frequently, but this situation has nothing to do with the product of our company, but also please do not exaggerate this company end product effect’ message. 打开‘蓝晨’的官博,看到的经常是‘祝贺谁谁谁健康复原,但这个情况与我公司的产品无关,还请不要夸大本公司成品功效’的留言。 In the past from black also only stayed in ‚Blue Morning cold powder’ on. To be honest the drugs curative effect propagandas of various domestic exaggeration blot out the sky, open a Baidu|hundred degrees search, you will notice that various types go all out to boast own drugs curative effect advertisement. But emphasized firmly own curative effect general, only then ‚Blue Morning’. 过去自黑还只停留在‘蓝晨感冒冲剂’上。说实话国内各种夸张的药品疗效宣传是铺天盖地,打开百度一搜索,你会看到各种拼命自夸自己药品疗效的广告。可坚决强调自己疗效一般的只有‘蓝晨’。 Except this one, no other semicolon! 除此一家,别无分号！ But now this type from black went a step further, because about ‚Blue Morning’ the rumor also has in the new change market condition suddenly to present various types to have the nose perforated discussion, said that wants the Blue Morning cold powder and ‚Supreme Ice Cool’ mix, has certain probability greatly to sharpen the learning capability. 而现在这种自黑更进一步了,因为关于‘蓝晨’的传言也发生新的变化市面上突然出现各种有鼻子有眼的议论,说只要把蓝晨感冒冲剂和‘至尊冰爽’混合,有一定几率大幅提高学习能力。 What is most repugnant, said first this saying student who just obtained this province college entrance examination science subjects foremost person in the field. The boy publicized during the interview said that refuses stubbornly to change a statement. 最讨厌的是,最先说这话的还是刚刚获得本省高考理科状元的学生。那小子在接受媒体采访时都公开这么说,死不改口。 Because this was the science subjects foremost person in the field said that simply was the best advertisement. Did now does not dare to say the nation, but ‚Blue Morning Pharmaceutical’ the two models of products of sold outright the goods in the northeast region directly. The person who must catch cold cannot buy ‚Blue Morning cold powder’, because completely bought by the common student and guardian. 由于这是理科状元说的,简直就是最好的广告。搞得现在不敢说全国,但在东北地区‘蓝晨药业’旗下的两款产品直接买断货。得感冒的人买不到‘蓝晨感冒冲剂’,因为全部被一般学生和家长买去了。 This condition can other enterprise happy Le Feng, it is estimated that also make use to brush a Polish public opinion. But ‚Blue Morning Pharmaceutical’ general manager Xu Guoqiang actually been mad spitting blood, they do not want to be paid attention by the media. 这个状况能把别家企业高兴的乐疯,估计还会趁势刷一波舆论。可‘蓝晨药业’的总经理徐国强却被气的吐血,他们一点也不想被媒体关注。 Will annoy the giant troublesome matter regarding this type to the company, ‚Blue Morning Pharmaceutical’ categorically denies, does not think that this matter disseminates. By day positive evening news of Feng Wan control is ‚popular science’ vanguard, investigated the conditions in local several middle schools specially, ‚showed that’ this matter simply does not have the scientific basis. 对于这种会给公司惹来巨大麻烦的事,‘蓝晨药业’是矢口否认,坚决不想这事传播开。被冯婉控制的天阳晚报更是‘科普’急先锋,特意调查了市内几所中学的状况,‘证明’这事根本没有科学依据。 Who knows ‚Blue Morning’ officer Bo just issued to spike a rumour the statement, which stubborn Schoolmate Huang Xiaoming ran up to the officer on abundantly to leave a message to say unexpectedly: „ Your investigations are not careful, mix the solution the effect truly to exist, the issue is it is not effective to all people. 谁知道‘蓝晨’的官博刚刚发布辟谣声明,哪位死心眼的黄小明同学居然跑到官博上留言称:“你们的调查根本不细致,混合药液的效果是确实存在的,问题在于它不是对所有人都有效。 In the day positive three more than 2000 students, now probably 800 schoolmates took the mix solution at the suggestion of my. The schoolmate obtained extremely joyful ability strengthening besides me, although this probability is only 5%, but this is the indisputable fact. 天阳三中2000多名学生中,现在大概800名同学在我的建议下服用了混合药液。除我之外已经又有一名同学获得极其令人欣喜的能力强化,虽然这个概率只有5,但这是无可辩驳的事实。 ‚Blue Morning Pharmaceutical’ uncle aunt, please conscientiously do an experiment, is good? You have produced very shocking product, it can the reformation of the world. ” ‘蓝晨药业’的叔叔阿姨,请你们认真做个实验,好不好？你们真的生产了非常令人震惊的产品,它可以改变世界的。” Xu Guoqiang saw that the Huang Xiaoming message sincerity must cry, since the Zhou Qingfeng's pirate ship, the matters of various rare and beautiful flowers have emerged one after another incessantly, is hard to deal with! 徐国强看到黄小明的留言真心要哭了,自从上了周青峰的贼船,各种奇葩的事情就层出不穷,难以应付啊！ Little ancestor, did you obtain the advantage to smile are not good? Must publicize for the wool everywhere, doesn't this look for trouble for us? We know certainly oneself have produced anything, but is because knows that does not want to make well-known! 小祖宗耶,你得了好处偷着乐不就好了么？为毛要到处宣扬嘛,这不是给我们找麻烦么？我们当然知道自己生产了什么,可就是因为知道才不想闹得尽人皆知啊！ ‚Blue Morning’ officer can only continue to deny abundantly: „Academic record enhances is in the schoolmates learning process for a long time accumulates certainly, achievement of being well-prepared, is the achievement of teacher industrious education, may celebrate encouraging! But we explained again, this product not any relations with this company.” ‘蓝晨’官博只能继续否认道:“学习成绩的提高一定是同学们学习过程中长期积累,厚积薄发的成果,也是老师辛勤教育的成果,可喜可贺！但我们再次说明,这跟本公司的产品没有任何关系。” If the officer on abundant disputes merely several, the influence extremely to be actually limited. After all will pay attention to ‚Blue Morning’ the officer abundant person of not to be many, the time grew was also tranquil. But rumor thing always does not press the common sense to come, this time relates to a matter of child future. 如果仅仅是官博上争执几句,影响力其实极其有限。毕竟会关注‘蓝晨’官博的人也不多,时间长了也就平静。可传言这东西历来不按常理来,这次可是关系到一个孩子前途的事情。 Hopes that a son will grow up to be successful, guardian of hoping for the daughter to grow up into a phoenix were many, which family/home does not hope that own child does become the talent? Schoolmate Huang Xiaoming openly acknowledged own progress with ‚Blue Morning’ the product is related, naturally has greatly the guardian tries this mysterious formula. 望子成龙,望女成凤的家长多了去,谁家不希望自己的孩子成为天才？黄小明同学公开承认自己的进步跟‘蓝晨’的产品有关,自然有大把的家长去试试这个神奇的配方。 One package ‚Blue Morning cold powder’, one bottle ‚Supreme Ice Cool’, this difference adds 20, the street shop can buy, spends not many and convenient! Finally is people who hears the rumor wants to try, this tried to go bad. 一包‘蓝晨感冒冲剂’,一瓶‘至尊冰爽’,这两样加起来才20块,街头小店就能买到,花钱不多又方便了！结果就是听到传言的人都想试试,这一试可就坏了。 The population of motherland were too many, even if the day positive this kind of four cities have several hundred thousand people, major and medium elementary student also tens of thousands in school. Although most people have drunk this type of mix solution does not have anything to respond, but it actually compared with the probability of lottery ticket mostly. 华夏大地的人口实在太多了,哪怕天阳这样一个四线城市也有几十万人,在校的大中小学生也好几万的。虽然绝大部分人喝过这种混合药液的都没什么反应,但它其实比中彩票的概率大多了。 1/1000 st, this is the true probability that NTZ-26 and NTZ-45 intermixture has an effect. This probability places Tianyang City one after another to make the living example that various types astounding envy, has the child unceasingly because of this formula, but obtains the promotion in the study. 1,这是NTZ-26和NTZ-45混合液起作用的真正概率。这个概率放在天阳市就接二连三制造出各种令人惊奇又羡慕的活生生例子,不断有孩子因为这个配方而在学习上获得提升。 The effect of solution has weakness, Huang Xiaoming belongs to obtain the model of tremendous change, even if is 10%, even 5% promotion, made many students and guardians sufficiently is joyful. 药液的效果有强有弱,黄小明属于获得巨大改变的范例,但哪怕是10,甚至5的提升,也足以令很多学生和家长欣喜。 Although the probability is small, but all people want to try one's luck, after all could not spend how much money. From the beginning is the student experiments this formula, but is quick it to proliferate to the adult, therefore more people discovered oneself are the lucky fellow who that can depend on the substance abuse promotion intelligence. 虽然概率小,但所有人都想碰碰运气,毕竟花不了多少钱。一开始是学生试验这个配方,但很快它就向成年人扩散,于是更多的人发现自己就是那个可以靠嗑药提升智力的幸运儿。 Now the network is so developed, information dissemination is rapid, many people noticed that this news smiles. May fall on the Internet users of Huaxia hundreds of millions quantities, the person who is willing to attempt were many. 如今网络这么发达,信息传播迅速,很多人看到这个新闻都是一笑而过。可落在华夏几亿数量的网民身上,愿意尝试的人就很多很多了。 More and more models, more and more facts, although the mainstream media have not reported this matter, but this legend appears repeatedly, regardless of ‚Blue Morning’ officer Bo Ruhe denied uselessly. Because many examples occur in the side of everyone, will have the increasing number of people willing to believe it. 越来越多的范例,越来越多的事实,虽然主流媒体还没报道这事,但这个传说反反复复出现,无论‘蓝晨’官博如何否认都没用。因为很多例子就发生在每个人的身边,也会有越来越多的人愿意相信它。 Until there is a day ‚radiation’ responsible Raman of laboratory to report a matter to Zhou Qingfeng, „ Mr. Hugo, the rumor on society had brought to our attention recently, therefore we used 26 th and No. 45 end product synthesized one brand-new biochemical material. 直到有天‘辐射’实验室的主管拉曼向周青峰汇报一件事,“雨果先生,最近社会上的传言引起了我们的注意,于是我们利用26号和45号成品合成了一种全新的生化物质。 This should be the 46 th stage product that you want, considered that its effect, we are called ‚Mantatte’ it. ” 这应该就是您要的第46阶段产品,考虑到它的功效,我们把它称为‘曼他特’。”
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